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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us

Burnie and Ashley discuss Last Of Us Season 2's premiere, Bella mixups, economic uncertainty, tariff exemption rug pulls, Blue Prince, Balatro, Outer Wilds, Mythic Quest cancelled, changing published episodes, Ashley's minivan renaissance, outsmarting copyright, selfie libraries, stupid short form trends, Black Mirror, and a news lightning round. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out:...

Apr 14, 202526 min

2025.04.11: CHUD Money

Burnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to steal your money. Extended version on the site. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Apr 11, 202539 min

2025.04.10: Edgar Suit

Burnie and Ashley discuss Kingpin, non-ferrous trash collection methods, location scouting, the market whiplash, outsider trading allegations, boring ass bonds got exciting, Tesla sales illegal in their home state, Switch 2, China's possible movie ban, Marvel Rival tariffs, and what is better as a series or a movie. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Apr 10, 202527 min

2025.04.09: Sweet Tea

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff reactions, Razer stops laptop sales, Apple flies iPhones, Finn's first baseball game, how baseball has changed since Burnie last went, high priced snacks, Sweet Tea, Ice Tea slime, Ashley's default tip level, Dire Wolf de-extinctification, Wooly Mammoths, and rolling it back. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Apr 09, 202528 min

2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us

Burnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA Championship game, timing the last three minutes, Last of Us Season 2, splitting source material, Last of Us Part II's polarizing reputation, Pedro Pascal's handsomeness, Project Hail Mary, sci-fi aesthetics, GTA VI, and when the need for the sequels ends. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Apr 08, 202527 min

2025.04.07: Brace Positions

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's woeful outlook, circuit breakers, Wolf of Wall Street, Black Monday 1987, Paul Volker, Nintendo's Switch 2 punt, the Tron Ares trailer [ends at 15:59], Leto Shock, Minecratft's huge weekend, unruly audiences, Minecraft is for everyone, special cameo review, and Burnie breaks down the NCAA Championship. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check ...

Apr 07, 202528 min

2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's miserable day, evolving stories, picking a fight with everyone, CinemaCon, email auto-repsonders, Superman's clip, Project Hail Mary, diehard holdouts, economic tea leaves, the Yankee Candle COVID indicator, and Robert Downey Jr's long awaited return to the movies he was just in. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morni...

Apr 04, 202524 min

2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff

Burnie and Ashley discuss a range of topics, including the new iOS emojis and their Animal Crossing connections, reciprocal tariffs and stagflation, and generational differences. They also delve into the movie industry's streaming windows, male living spaces, laundry habits, and the complexities of emoji ownership. The conversation culminates with a detailed look at the new Nintendo Switch 2, its price, features, and the anti-scalper measures being implemented.

Apr 03, 202533 min

2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in 2025, Jason Statham is A Working Man, Crank, Speed, Burnie gets defensive about Elon Musk , dark timelines, betting on hardware, and losing bets. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.mornin...

Apr 02, 202527 min

2024.04.01: High Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time, games on tape, and is Pokemon Nintendo? Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Apr 01, 202519 min

2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues

Burnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super Mario Run, Austin construction, Witchbrook, Adobe Creative Cloud, Room Tone, Cool Edit, and compatibility issues in 2025. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 31, 202525 min

2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker

Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harsh language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longevity Escape Velocity. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 28, 202522 min

2025.03.27: Time To Burger

Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 27, 202520 min

2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes

Burnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors, Spotify's market cap, Ruby Franke, Coogan's Law, influencer regulation, and new unrealistic guidelines on eating times. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Mar 26, 202530 min

2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer

Burnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's Creed, criticizing art, Claude plays Pokémon, and the moral quandary of choosing your Pokémon starter. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 25, 202527 min

2025.03.24: Snow Why

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of Thrones, Jump Ship, Mufasa, The Pitt, Adolescence, the Boston Celtics sale, and the NCAA tournament. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 24, 202523 min

2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Heathrow shut down, UK's travel warning for the US, Austin's tetris architecture, customs brusqueness, portraits of our great leaders, Severance Season 2 finale, Apple's commitment to quality, Fockers 4, nepo parents, and food based celebrities.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 21, 202526 min

2025.03.20: The Middle Seat

Burnie and Ashley discuss the superiority of our podcast, small wins as feel good news, kindness, crowd surfing gone wrong, Coyote vs Acme, Together, and online media vs broad media. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 20, 202521 min

2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network

Burnie and Ashley discuss Auto Tune The News, Gregory Brothers, Butch and Suni splash-down, astronaut muscle memory, parent timers, demonetization, Butch and Suni's splashdown, toddler timers, and SMS raw dogging in 2025. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 19, 202528 min

2025.03.18: Coming Home

Burnie and Ashley have a fever dream of an episode where they celebrate the return of American Heroes and famed astronauts Butch and Suni. They also ruin any chance of monetizing this episode ever. Also turtles go in your pants. Support our demonetized podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 18, 202532 min

2025.03.17: Tech Crab Bucket

Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's hangovers, portion sizes, awful recipe sites, I Love Bees, viral marketing, sharing the misery of a tech problem, crab bucket, known but unsolved issues, Finn's computer adventures, FTL, iPhone 16's big promises, the dismal weekend box office, if A24 made a Looney Tunes movies, The Day The Earth Blew Up, and All You Need Is Kill. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.c...

Mar 17, 202532 min

2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down

Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantasy Life, Black Mirror Season 7, Will Poulter, Mackenize Davis, Devs, Station Eleven, dystopian prison sentences, Severance Season 2 reception, puzzle box genre, and EU's targeted tariffs.

Mar 14, 202524 min

2025.03.13: Smooth, Beautiful Feet

Burnie and Ashley discuss foot care, guy foot care, SpaceX's scrubbed mission, Butch and Sunni's latest extension, Anora's Oscar marketing campaign, movie swag vs videogame swag, Pokemon Go is sold, Infection Free Zone, games that use real world maps, and running our own city of Austin. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Mar 13, 202527 min

2025.03.12: Survivorship Bias

Burnie and Ashley discuss carrying the burden, prolapsed chickens, stupid kid games, Roofball on ESPN, Tag The Movie, movie stars vs influencers, Scarlet Johansson's Instagram pressure, Milana Vayntrub's wildfire relief efforts, and China's fusion record. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 12, 202527 min

2025.03.11: Crying At The Party

Burnie and Ashley discuss vague-booking, the one person crying at the party, flash mobs, Improv Everywhere, looting & drugs, AI improv, performance art horrors, and setting the pigs free. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 11, 202519 min

2025.03.10: Time To Change

Burnie and Ashley discuss the US time change, Mickey 17, Parasite, Split Fiction, It Takes Two, love for Canadians, Canadian PM change, Royal Shrovetide, Pushball, and Fyre Festival II.

Mar 10, 202531 min

2025.03.07: eGOAT

Burnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.

Mar 07, 202534 min

2025.03.06: Pressed For Time

Burnie and Ashley discuss book hangovers, One Piece, The Witches, villainous traits, the moral safety of zombies, The Recruit, Colton Dunn, Paradise Episode 7, swearing at search engines, AI timebase, Slow Mo Guys, Pokemon Cheetos, and the penny press economic indicators. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 06, 202527 min

2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Robinson's perseverance, greatest episodes of television, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, skipping intros & recaps, Disney's release schedule, focal lengths, woolly mice, and HIV resistant people.

Mar 05, 202526 min

2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp

Burnie and Ashley discuss a community member enters the international grocery fight, rooftop pigeon culture, rent-a-chicken, In Memoriam rules, Ne Zha 2 breaks two billion, is Avatar animated, Flow, and Oscar's big indie year.

Mar 04, 202524 min
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