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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2025.03.03: Crab Elixir

Burnie and Ashley discuss fishbell doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olson, watching movies from the front row, private landing on the moon, Elon vs Artemis, and Kerbal Space Program. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 03, 202526 min

2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space

Burnie and Ashley test some tech, correct Ashley's ongoing Potter mistakes, curling, Katy Perry in space, Butch & Sunni's employment status, Chapelle Roan's advanced promotion, Fyre Festival 2, Epstein logs, buying low, and their plans for the weekend. This episode is extended on Patreon.

Feb 28, 202525 min

2025.02.27: Bygone Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss the passings of Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman, carbon monoxide speculation, measles in Texas, Ashley's Potter redemption Part One, and the bygone era of character actors as leading men. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 27, 202524 min

2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore

Burnie and Ashley talk about Harry Potter casting, Burnie's Potter ignorance, Ashley's dream casting, Dungeon Crawler Carl's casting challenge, the sudden egg economy, cocaine toupees, the silent cost of being American, golden toilets, gold's big boom, TPing & egging, carats from carobs, carob bunnies, and loner Batman. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.m...

Feb 26, 202531 min

2025.02.25: Dare To Devil

Burnie and Ashley discuss tech woes, BIG tech woes, Bybit's heist, Kathleen Kennedy's rumored departure, Rick Berman's Star Trek legacy, Daredevil, and beloved Marvel series. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 25, 202521 min

2025.02.24: Patent Toll

Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher's 100%, Severance's Most Watched Crown, the possible Hooters bankruptcy, Monday's bad rap, patent drama, and Ashley's unappreciated efforts. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 24, 202521 min

2025.02.21: Chopping Broccolis

Burnie and Ashley discuss forensic accounting, Infinity Nikki ain't free, lifetime app subscriptions, unused game updates, Amazon takes over Bond, Marvel cuts series, Rivals layoffs, and the weird connection between Bond and The Three Stooges.

Feb 21, 202526 min

2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers

Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher Season 3, Alan Ritchson, Burnie's short stint as a morning show host, Maya Hawke's influencer revelation, revisionism, city killing asteroids, porn star pregnancy, US Winter Blast Part II, Fat Princess, Doug Turner's epic rager, and Australian viral teens. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Feb 20, 202523 min

2025.02.19: Where We Dropping

Burnie and Ashley discuss population decline projections, the slow motion Thanos snap, Trump's IVF order, dog buggies, getting old, Burnie's apology to the audience, Japanese Kit Kats, new animation box office champ, Last of Us 3, the lost battle royale mode, and Nikki on Nikki multiplayer action.

Feb 19, 202531 min

2025.02.18: Want Some Candy?

Burnie and Ashley discuss never-ending drama, reality TV, the Delta plane crash, leaving your personal belongings behind, Reddit paywalls, zombie plans vs true crime podcasts, and the dark underworld of American candy stores in the UK.

Feb 18, 202529 min

2025.02.17: Half A Century

Burnie and Ashley discuss SNL's 50th anniversary celebration, discovering SNL sketches fifty years in, Lorne Michael's hiatus, embracing YouTube, leaning away from YouTube, the BAFTAs, UK's grocery store Meal Deals, Captain America box office, and when your favorite cool band starts making kids songs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Feb 17, 202529 min

2025.02.14: Heart Eyes

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day last minute ideas, gift certifcates, mani-pedis, junk mail in the UK vs US, Burnie's scanning methodology, coffee hitting an all-time high, Kona coffee, Civ VII, buying games to not play them, a Marvel apology, and whether Deadpool is an MCU movie.

Feb 14, 202531 min

2025.02.13: El Morte De Los Owlito Verde

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day Eve, death by meteor, Duolingo's bizarre mascot lore, Captain America 4, Y2K II, the Unix 2038 problem, and trying to name the last three Marvel movies.

Feb 13, 202523 min

2025.02.12: The Hate Era

Burnie and Ashley(!) discuss the US vibe, airline check in times, Super Bowl s record numbers, the age of hate, Gulf Of America, the new Bridget Jones, romcom ghosting, female leads, in-Jeep ads, and subscribing to your car.

Feb 12, 202534 min

2025.02.11: Tight Five

Armando Torres and Burnie, RT Podcast hosts from different eras, discuss stand-up comedy, personality driven content, modern trends, the relationship between mass and volume, developing a special, abandoning bits, and Armando indulging Burnie's curiosity about the nitty-gritty of stand up comedy.

Feb 11, 202530 min

2025.02.10: That Film Smell

Burnie and his guest Wes Ellis talk about his path to Rooster Teeth, putting yourself out there, getting into the SXSW festival, his new film Neuro, shooting on film, and crowdfunding a dream.

Feb 10, 202527 min

2025.02.07: Billion Dollar Drama

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Big Game, watching for free, Super Bowl commercials, the grand total of It Ends With Us lawsuits, just how naked was Kanye West's wife, and Netflix sports bet in the UK.

Feb 07, 202525 min

2025.02.06: Run It Back

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reaction to yesterday's announcement, a Patreon social experiment, Rooster Teeth's 3rd trip to 9MM subs, Jurassic Park Rebirth trailer, Fantastic Four's trailer, egg heists, moving the goods, and Neuromancer.

Feb 06, 202522 min

2025.02.04: Gibbles

Burnie and his guest Blaine Gibson discuss his new plushie, recording remotely, the mythical Texas football coach, being a slab of meat, the rebuilding year, the Lakers blockbuster trade, fair weather fandom, Kevin Durant, Austin FC, random food talk, and moving out of Austin.

Feb 04, 202532 min

2025.02.03: Groundbog

Burnie and Becca discuss post-humous data access, getting locked out of your own devices, separating finances, Venmo-ing your spouse, [Becca's horrifying backyard issue], contractor etiquette, honey wagons, black mold vs dry rot, business ownership, old growth wood, lumber & whisky tariffs, and bees are back.

Feb 03, 202526 min

2025.01.31: It All Comes Together

Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL film, their favorite collaborations, and the best part of a good production. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 31, 202527 min

2025.01.30: Trade Dressed

Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning about the Reagan plane crash in real time, and playing live shows. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 30, 202533 min

2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance

Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the energy costs of tech tools, and some other things that are totally, completely not at all fringe theories. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 29, 202530 min

2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy

Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities, backyard genetics, Sundance, declining relevancy, PAX, Wil Wheaton's Tabletop, other people's clothes, planking, and never setting one's self on fire. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jan 28, 202521 min

2025.01.27: Marked Safe

Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what is the most relevant website of all time? Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 27, 202525 min

2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap

Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early internet. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 24, 202525 min

2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate

Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 23, 202530 min

2025.01.22: Razzing

Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 22, 202528 min

2025.01.21: Crown 'em

Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 21, 202522 min
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