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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense

Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robot update, pulse rifles, and an impromptu gaming update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 30, 202527 min

2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir

Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and technology vs creativity. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 27, 202529 min

2025.06.26: Gone Fishing

Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.

Jun 26, 202535 min

2025.06.25: Top Gun World

Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 25, 202523 min

2025.06.24: A Few More Tears

Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 24, 202527 min

2025.06.23: Our Pants Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss Iran bombings, Sabrina Carpenters new song, the Death Stranding adaptation, our least favorite kinks, Ballerina, 28 Years Later. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 23, 202527 min

2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food

Burnie and Ashley discuss British heat, feeding themselves corporate MRE's, How To Train Your Dragon, British accents in fiction, and 28 Years Later [no spoilers]. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 20, 202516 min

2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain

Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 19, 202525 min

2025.06.18: Urban Legend

Burnie and Ashley discuss shorts history, the death of urban legends, unintentional falls, Chevy Chase pratfalls, Star Wars lore, the midjourney lawsuit, butthole sunning, and RT beta test updates. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 18, 202530 min

2025.06.17: CEO In A Box

Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre overtourism, Groundhog Day as a genre, TLOU's sophmore issues, and stop motion nightmares. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 17, 202533 min

2025.06.16: Beta Mail

Burnie and Ashley discuss their sheep shearing day, Father's Day, kid clothes, their perspective of US events from afar, their philosophy about sharing personal info, Viva Pinata in real life, Shohei Ohtani returning to the mound, and the plan for the Rooster Teeth beta test. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 16, 202537 min

2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh

Burnie and Ashley discuss chicken bullying, sheep shearing, No Kings protests, military parades, India Air crash, Israeli attack, and Florence Pugh's Hollywood lineage. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 13, 202524 min

2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value

Burnie and Ashley discuss cleric spells, support classes, maintenance mechanics, Apple's Liquid Glass, the Holy Order of the Finder Icon, VR vision impact, the ongoing TikTok non-ban, icon changes, and our Grifball playdate experience. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 12, 202529 min

2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private

Burnie and Ashley discuss Khaby Lame's detainment, visa troubles, Grifball playdates, the most viral Rooster Teeth video not on Rooster Teeth, Squid Games, Carrie, Rahul Kohli, Wiggle thirst traps, and a special community discussion for Patrons. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 11, 202530 min

2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deals

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 problems, calibration, AMC ad increases, WB, D, Marines in LA, the big beautiful bill, and the new normal. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 10, 202527 min

2025.06.09: Seven More Things

Burnie and Ashley discuss Los Angeles protests, Gaza Humanitarian aid, 2025's catchphrase, TACO, Tarantino's ten films, Xbox handheld, Lego games vs LEGO games, videogame sales models, Steam friends vs console friends, and our Grifball playdate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 09, 202523 min

2025.06.06: Jumping Ship

Burnie and Ashley discuss scary stories, parents arrested in North Carolina, US digital surveillance, Musk Trump social beef, the Epstein boogeyman, Switch 2, corporate gift wrapping, impossible packaging, the strongest material on Earth, and thoughts on the Jump Ship demo. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 06, 202529 min

2025.06.05: Switch Therapy

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 deliveries, Ashleys digital therapist, Burnie's sexy lady mobile game, Lumines, too many graphics, Fenyx Rising, Remo Williams, Kinda Funny, Corel Draw, 40TB Drives, and how much data equals one Ashley. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jun 05, 202525 min

2025.06.04: Doctor Whom

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tinder's GenZ adjustments, South Korean birth rates, Grifball returns, Switch 2's screen warning, human molting, the internet spoils Doctor Who, Taylor Swift buys some Taylor Swift albums, and what makes a song a country song. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 04, 202527 min

2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat

Burnie and Ashley discuss bicycle leg day, Thunderbolts performance, Notepad updates, fake AI engines, AI artists as analogy for AI itself, US recession watch, Bill Gates donations, Game Pass, Doom, and Steam refunds. Want more? Find an extended 33 minute version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 03, 202525 min

2025.06.02: All Bikes, No Helmet

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Amsterdam, knock on effects of socialized health care, Stroopwaffles, Sydney Sweeney bath water bath soap, Project Hail Mary test screenings, and the most caloric food by weight. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 02, 202521 min

2025.05.30: Dutchland

Burnie and Ashley discuss traveling in Europe, the value of holidays in UK, Britain's eternal sunshine, bee populations, and finally seeing the mainland. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co

May 30, 202522 min

2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs

Burnie and Ashley discuss Leeroy Jenkins, the Criterion Closet, Wes Anderson's new box set, Southwest's bag fee, physical media, Plex servers, Jellyfin, XBMC, digital media's human failings, the seed vault, redoing all the bugs, Skibidi Toilet, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and the WNBA. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co...

May 29, 202529 min

2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming

Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese illegal names, speed traps, banned kid names, Mexican Robocop, US jailbreaks, and picking up hitchhikers. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 28, 202526 min

2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims

Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 27, 202529 min

2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster Teeth merch proposal. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 26, 202525 min

2025.05.23: Little Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 23, 202533 min

2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley

Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email blunders, Burnie's old business card, the US Dollar's decline, BTC ATH, Google I/O, and many threads coming together. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 22, 202536 min

2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin

This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 21, 202523 min

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.

May 20, 202528 min
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