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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Episodes

2026.05.08: Inspiring No Names

Burnie and Ashley discuss Civilization VII, videogame auteurs, Daikatana, Sim City, King of the Kill, most influential games no one plays, Slay The Spire, Hantavirus info, and public health exhaustion post-COVID.

May 08, 202630 min

2026.05.07: German Guy Gets It Done

Burnie and Ashley discuss robot lounger etiquette, Oregon Trail 2026, reserving parking spaces, accepting the unacceptable, Sunbautica 2, GTA VI, ultra-hype, and Coyote vs Acme.

May 07, 202632 min

2026.05.06: Not Financial Advice

Burnie and Ashley discuss serving concern, UK vs US POS habits, debit cards, credit cards, and getting the full financial picture.

May 06, 202627 min

2026.05.05: Pam Ruins Everything

Burnie and Ashley discuss free drinks, voicemails, early lessons, The Prisoner Problem, Steam Controllers, scalpers, weird product promotions, finding the loophole, and minding our own business.

May 05, 202635 min

2026.05.04: The Free Refills Era

Burnie and Ashley don't discuss Star Wars, do discuss Spirit Airlines shutting down, Hantavirus, Gamestop bids on eBay, Jeeves resigns, Free Refills on warning, Three Body Problem only gets 2.5 Bodies, Project Hail Mary vs The Martian, and the Spider Noir trailer.

May 04, 202642 min

2026.05.01: For Whom The Barnacle Dongs

Burnie and Ashley discussGregor's impact, Leap Day freebies, Atomfall, BBC shows, derp face, Xbox hope, big screen, 360 faceplates, birthdays, and the Add To Cart day approaches.

May 01, 202633 min

2026.04.30: Leaving No Trace

Burnie and Ashley discuss neatness etiquette, hotel routines, a-hole culture, SIM walkie talkies, voicemails, someone else is working on it, and Supreme Court redistricting rules.

Apr 30, 202630 min

2026.04.29: Splitting Gs

Burnie and Ashley return from day off to discuss trip to Ireland, cheat day, the new Steam controller, Hades, controller pickiness, Playstation DRM, Burnie's Guinness run, Splitting The G, and droning by wire.

Apr 29, 202637 min

2026.04.27: Good Run All Around

Burnie and Ashley discuss 700 episodes of Morning Somewhere, unique titles, Gen V cancellation, new spin-offs, world building, easy pivots, Super Troopers 3, Broken Lizard, the WHCD attack, bizarre times, marathon records, robots horning in, and our day off tomorrow.

Apr 27, 202629 min

2026.04.24: Roar Shark Test

Burnie and Ashley discuss wall phones, phone colors, Escape From New York, Kurt Russell, tasting Houston, UK generational smoking ban, Bad News Bears, Bone Temple, stacked casts, Leif Garrett, The Pitt, and phones ringing both ways.

Apr 24, 202638 min

2026.04.23: Reference Nudes

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking photos, social media names, Anthropic Mythos leak, biggest tech heist, deleting the group chat, YouTube deepfake tools, reference nudes, the Metallic precedent, Spring logo, what a trillion dollars buys, Doordash economy, and the Breakfast Club keeping it together.

Apr 23, 202635 min

2026.04.22: The World Share

Burnie and Ashley disucss Youtube, fight or flight, stubborn streaks, ceased ceasedfires, Prego joins the Big Brother club, gmail kid hack, and talking to the whole world at once.

Apr 22, 202624 min

2026.04.21: Turtles All The Way Down

Burnie and Ashley discuss unitless scales, weird animals, Bowser poll results, push to talk, wifi landlines, Tim Cook resignation, fluorescent iMacs, VW Beetles, our cute era, sticky nicknames, replaceable batteries, and contradictory CEOs.

Apr 21, 202628 min

2026.04.20: Our Anti-Science Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monty Pyhton, cease fire theter, anti-paleontology rhetoric, Richter units, Bowser heritage, arch support, BAFTA games, Expedition 33, Atomfall, and the Windscale nuclear disaster.

Apr 20, 202628 min

2026.04.17: Always Chasing Life

Burnie and Ashley discuss apologies for yesterday, running the gauntlet, Allbirds follow up, Europe six weeks of jet fuel left, Ticketmaster monopoly judgements, Disney severance packages, and the Pentagon recites Tarantino.

Apr 17, 202628 min

2026.04.16: Theater of War

Burnie and Ashley discuss Allbirds, the pivot to AI, valuation unpacking, Avatar leaks, Marvel layoffs, Chinese soft blockades, Sierra Madre, cyanida fish, Tylenol, and the Unabomber.

Apr 16, 202626 min

2026.04.15: Let's Talk About The Moon

Burnie and Ashley upcoming Artemis missions, the Marvel End Credits Cinematic Multiverse, Rockstar leak, Disney summer releases, their home network issues, Emily Blunt, The Gray Man, Walu-evans, Quiet Place, Orion recovery, and future Artemis missions.

Apr 15, 202627 min

2026.04.14: Missed Information

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tax Day, scathing voice mails, elderly tech support, debunking urban legends, desktop wifi, troubleshooting, Bitcoin as a fear metere, and AI mass death liability.

Apr 14, 202625 min

2026.04.13: Found Family Plan

Burnie and Ashley discuss long term relationships, Houston sports, treadmill gaming, family plans, Duolingo, pawn shop economics, paintball, military drafting, Kindle drama, most ever platforms, and mobile gaming, the lame juggernaut.

Apr 13, 202632 min

2026.04.10: All The Free Games

Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish twins, gestation periods, Sims logic, gamertag value, giving up the inverted life, free games in sales platforms, platinum trophies on Xbox, Community Managers, Artemis splashdown, and the SpaceX IPO.

Apr 10, 202628 min

2026.04.09: Retention Problems

Burnie and Ashley discuss bike riding, the Run To Dallas, walking it off, modern health discussions, Boys Season 5, retention problems, cliffhangers, and getting it done.

Apr 09, 202629 min

2026.04.08: Fidelity Plateau

Burnie and Ashley discuss cat's opinions of people, dog culture, Scottish social media, vines from the 1950's, graphics plateaus, Bone Temple, Wireless fest, and bad live events.

Apr 08, 202626 min

2026.04.07: Weaponized Peacocking

Burnie and Ashley talk about lunar records, lush Spring days, shouting at birds, peacocking, military floor routines, marching out of step, walking abreast, K Dramas, the power of advertising, data dumping at death, and our record social distancing.

Apr 07, 202628 min

2026.04.06: 90 Minute Post Credit Scene

Burnie and Ashley discuss Super Mario Galaxy, Easter Sunday, the cost of cinema, Sponsor updates, gas prices, bankable voice roles, Vin Diesel, Groot, the PCU, Polymarket, and the penultimate NCAA update.

Apr 06, 202627 min

2026.04.03: Public Math

Burnie and Ashley discuss CICO, calorie gifts, binge eating, fitness goals, fresh eggs, email in space, Overcooked lore, Pokopia, difficulty settings, Claude leak, Tamagotchis, social media ban failures, and the great egg surplus.

Apr 03, 202631 min

2026.04.02: Prepper's Amazon Cart

Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking, Hambone, Iranian uranium, dirty bombs, and cool pictures on the way.

Apr 02, 202629 min

2026.04.01: To The Moon

Burnie and Ashley discuss urban legends, unchecked misinformation, price matching, how much DOES a banana cost, Artemis II, time zones, the presidential address about Iran, Super Mario II, computer building, hard drive philosophy, and hunting a rogue SSID.

Apr 01, 202629 min

2026.03.31: Stimulus Response

Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and astronuats to the moon.

Mar 31, 202625 min

2026.03.30: Just Too Much

Burnie and Ashley discuss Consoel prices, RAM prices, mute astronauts, AI performance issues, and sports seasons.

Mar 30, 202623 min

2026.03.27: The Barber Paradigm

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases for Playstation & Netflix, plastic shortage, March Madness updates, and voicemail calls.

Mar 27, 202627 min
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