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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2025.06.05: Switch Therapy

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 deliveries, Ashleys digital therapist, Burnie's sexy lady mobile game, Lumines, too many graphics, Fenyx Rising, Remo Williams, Kinda Funny, Corel Draw, 40TB Drives, and how much data equals one Ashley. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jun 05, 202525 min

2025.06.04: Doctor Whom

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tinder's GenZ adjustments, South Korean birth rates, Grifball returns, Switch 2's screen warning, human molting, the internet spoils Doctor Who, Taylor Swift buys some Taylor Swift albums, and what makes a song a country song. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 04, 202527 min

2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat

Burnie and Ashley discuss bicycle leg day, Thunderbolts performance, Notepad updates, fake AI engines, AI artists as analogy for AI itself, US recession watch, Bill Gates donations, Game Pass, Doom, and Steam refunds. Want more? Find an extended 33 minute version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 03, 202525 min

2025.06.02: All Bikes, No Helmet

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Amsterdam, knock on effects of socialized health care, Stroopwaffles, Sydney Sweeney bath water bath soap, Project Hail Mary test screenings, and the most caloric food by weight. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 02, 202521 min

2025.05.30: Dutchland

Burnie and Ashley discuss traveling in Europe, the value of holidays in UK, Britain's eternal sunshine, bee populations, and finally seeing the mainland. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co

May 30, 202522 min

2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs

Burnie and Ashley discuss Leeroy Jenkins, the Criterion Closet, Wes Anderson's new box set, Southwest's bag fee, physical media, Plex servers, Jellyfin, XBMC, digital media's human failings, the seed vault, redoing all the bugs, Skibidi Toilet, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and the WNBA. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co...

May 29, 202529 min

2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming

Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese illegal names, speed traps, banned kid names, Mexican Robocop, US jailbreaks, and picking up hitchhikers. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 28, 202526 min

2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims

Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 27, 202529 min

2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster Teeth merch proposal. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 26, 202525 min

2025.05.23: Little Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 23, 202533 min

2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley

Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email blunders, Burnie's old business card, the US Dollar's decline, BTC ATH, Google I/O, and many threads coming together. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 22, 202536 min

2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin

This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 21, 202523 min

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.

May 20, 202528 min

2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability

Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 19, 202524 min

2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory

Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our hobbies. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 16, 202528 min

2025.05.15: Maxed Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's rebrand, Acme's history, America's porn ban, bubble porn, and the Starbucks dress code. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 15, 202531 min

2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad

Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum wake up call, and how stocks are listed.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 14, 202522 min

2025.05.13 Voluminous Volume

Burnie and Ashley discuss Canes, Cannes, red carpet guidelines, planking, sports injuries, Murderbots, Long Walk, and Fallout's renewal.

May 13, 202526 min

2025.05.12: Real World Examples

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff agreements, skipping cell phone generations, NASDAQ vs Dow, Chat GPT reads coffee grounds, Netflix deletes interactive content, no medium games, Coogler & Jordan, NFL lawsuits, Canes vs Chick Fil A, the Door Dash economy, Door Dash demands, and working yourself up to talk to people. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 12, 202531 min

2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Pope, communion, one big cup, choosing a Pope name, white smoke, pronouncing Irish names, Proper Noun bullying, K-pop's fabricated popularity, and some other thing no one is going to read because it's here in the episode description.

May 09, 202525 min

2025.05.08: GTA VI

Burnie and Ashley put GTA VI in the title of their podcast so that people will click it then discuss the trailer, the screenshots, Rockstar's reputation, music discoveries from GTA, Golden Globes Podcast Awards, Romantasy, realistic Scottish heartthrobs, Burnie apologizes for Rosa Parks misinformation by providing more Rosa Parks misinformation (it was Little Ceasers), and the dumbest Congressional resolution. Maybe ever.

May 08, 202534 min

2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw

Burnie and Ashley discuss war movies, Marvel's warning shot, Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, the Met Gala, fifteen minutes of material, India bombing Pakistan, nuclear powers, Kashmir, Elon's city in Texas, the world's largest undefended border, Real ID, book fairs, and distant Coens. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

May 07, 202527 min

2025.05.06: Podcast Title*

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tik Tok fines, first-party spoilers, staying out of the conversation, great games with low staying power, James Cameron's The Fall Guy, Summer box office, and an in depth look at the NBA playoffs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 06, 202526 min

2025.05.05: Secretariat's Come Back

Burnie and Ashley discuss Skype's demise, long distance calling, Secretariat's 2025 dominance, movie tariffs, billionaire giveaways, Epic vs Apple, YouTube, Steam, and barriers to entry. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 05, 202525 min

BONUS 2025.05.02: Robert Rodriguez

Drop in midstream on a conversation between Burnie and legendary director Robert Rodriguez, the man behind the Desperado, Spy Kids, Sin City, and Dusk Till Dawn franchises. Robert drops by to discuss his latest endeavor in the film world: Brass Knuckle Films. Find an extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 02, 20251 hr 8 min

2025.05.02: Very Very Frightening

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's birthday plans, duty-free temptation, The Terminal, Tom Hanks, Finch, being in the crosshairs of public ire, MCU end credit letdowns, sex work economic indicators, married couple finances, timing the tariff market, Clair Obscur, and learning to forgive. Special Bonus Episode Later Today!

May 02, 202528 min

2025.05.01: Enough Dimes

Burnie and Ashley discuss the search for a new Tesla CEO, Waymo's Toyota deal, Uber ratings, recession numbers, faking full shelves, dropping dimes, counting for money, robot marathons, secret AI invasions, and moonlighting 13 times. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

May 01, 202527 min

2025.04.30: Blaming Lag

Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US, Brexit lessons, Split Fiction, Sydney Sweeney, Thunderbolts reviews, and the Take It Down Act.

Apr 30, 202531 min

2025.04.29: Digging Deep

Burnie and guest host Becca discuss her current fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphoma society. Burnie continues his never ending quest to discover where all the Girl Scout cookie money goes.

Apr 29, 202527 min

2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing

Burnie and Blaine Gibson continue their grand tradition of spilling the tea on the beautiful wedding ceremonies of their friends. They also talk about the NFL Draft, Shadeur Sanders, Slate trucks, stealth brands, and Blaine gets with the program. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Apr 28, 202537 min
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