Before the guys head out on a mandatory summer hiatus to save their sanity, an exhausted Marconi and Eddie map out their survival plans to avoid creative burnout. Eddie delivers a sharp verdict on summer movies like Grogu and The Backrooms, while Marconi drops a must-watch TV list featuring The Boroughs and Widow’s Bay. But the real drama unfolds when Marconi goes graphic detailing a gruesome battle with fingertip dermatitis—and a potential cure. A Dollop of Joy closes out the final hour before ...
May 30, 2026•42 min•Ep. 483
Marconi introduces a brand-new wave of AI-generated show intro jingles, triggering a mid-life crisis that forces the guys to reassess their lives. Later, Marconi debuts his disturbingly accurate AI voice clone, "MarCLONI." Plus, the duo breaks down the latest, juiciest celebrity news, tackles listener questions in "Ask Mood Killers," and wraps it all up with their signature "Dollop of Joy." Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...
May 23, 2026•43 min•Ep. 482
Eddie shares a Harrison Ford commencement speech that leaves Marconi seriously asking: Is he actually okay? Meanwhile, Marconi gets publicly scolded by a total stranger on the streets of Chicago while trying to capture content "gold." Plus, they dive into a ton of internet audio in Keep Scrolling, answer your listener questions in Ask Mood Killers, and wrap things up with your weekly Dollop of Joy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our co...
May 16, 2026•42 min•Ep. 481
This week on Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie dive into the chaos after Marconi’s apartment building rent payment app completely crashed, leaving residents told to either scramble for a cashier’s check or risk late fees anyway. Is the Henta virus finally coming for all of us? Eddie breaks down the bizarre story of how it may have started aboard a cruise ship, now forever rebranded in Marconi's mind as a “Poos Ship.” There’s also a fresh batch of internet nonsense in Keep Scrolling, plus the guys ...
May 09, 2026•42 min•Ep. 480
Does the world actually need another podcast? Probably not… and yet here we are. They dig into the explosion of celebrity-hosted shows, why it feels like everyone has done at least one podcast, and what it takes to actually stand out anymore. Marconi shares some behind-the-scenes stories about Jimmy Kimmel and why he’s genuinely one of the good ones, plus a perfectly chaotic workplace prank involving a hot dog and a briefcase that somehow still holds up. There’s also a rundown of what to watch r...
May 02, 2026•42 min•Ep. 479
Marconi shares the full story of getting trapped in his building’s elevator and why it was way more intense than it should’ve been. Eddie reveals his secret to making deviled eggs that actually hit, and the guys break down what’s worth streaming right now without wasting your time. Plus, your questions get answered in Ask Mood Killers, there’s a surprisingly strong stance on the correct way to order a cheeseburger in the drive thru in Keep Scrolling, and of course, a much needed Dollop Of Joy to...
Apr 25, 2026•44 min•Ep. 478
Local radio station control rooms are supposed to be sacred ground. Instead, they were battlegrounds. This week on Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie dive into the chaos, awkwardness, and straight-up horror of sharing studio space with other radio DJs over the years. From questionable hygiene to territorial energy and passive-aggressive fader moves, it’s a behind-the-scenes look at why “shared control room” is basically a red flag in broadcasting. In Keep Scrolling, Marconi brings highlights straig...
Apr 18, 2026•43 min•Ep. 477
Marconi kicks things off with a full breakdown of a grocery delivery gone completely sideways, which somehow leads to a surprisingly wholesome twist: he’s now making his own crackers at home like a frontier baker with WiFi. Eddie brings the chaos with a ridiculous game involving Jon Hamm and sausage that goes exactly where you think it will and somehow further. The guys also get into nighttime routines, with a strong and unexpected emphasis on one key self-care essential: cream your neck. Trust ...
Apr 11, 2026•40 min•Ep. 476
Marconi and Eddie tackle one of the most frustrating modern dating questions in Ask Mood Killers: why do you keep getting ghosted after the first date? They break down what’s really going on, what people won’t say out loud, and how to read between the lines when someone disappears. Then in Keep Scrolling, it’s a late night reality check. Do you really need to order that DoorDash, or is it time to take your big back to bed and make a better decision tomorrow? Plus, the latest Celebrity News, a mu...
Apr 04, 2026•45 min•Ep. 475
Marconi takes on spring cleaning and pays the price, straining his back while battling bins, storage chaos, and a few questionable decisions from his past self. Eddie takes a nostalgic turn remembering Chuck Norris and the iconic theme song from Walker, Texas Ranger. Now that Marconi is back on social media, he brings some fresh audio into Keep Scrolling that might make you laugh, cringe, or immediately close the app. Plus your questions get answered in Ask Mood Killers, and as always, a Dollop ...
Mar 28, 2026•42 min•Ep. 474
Marconi and Eddie kick things off with your hard hitting questions in Ask Mood Killers, tackling whatever you throw their way. Marconi spirals over the annual “simple” maintenance update that somehow manages to cause maximum agita every single year, because of course it does. They break down the Oscars, including how Conan handled hosting duties, what worked, what didn’t, and a look at this year’s winners. Eddie brings a fresh recommendation to the table with a new show you’ll want to add to you...
Mar 21, 2026•42 min•Ep. 473
Marconi reflects on six years spent broadcasting from his walk-in closet booth and how the strange little studio space ended up changing him in ways he never expected. The guys dig into celebrity news and ask the question nobody in Hollywood PR ever answers honestly: how are your favorite celebrities actually doing? With Oscars weekend here, they also take a look at the nominated films and admit which ones they’ve actually seen. Your questions get answered in Ask Mood Killers, and as always the ...
Mar 14, 2026•44 min•Ep. 472
Eddie reveals he’s a moderate gambler but only at one very specific table in Las Vegas during a convention. It’s a very precise system that may or may not make sense. Listener questions return in Ask Mood Killers, including a moment where Marconi shares that his cat Federico has taken on the nightly responsibility of tucking him in. Eddie also opens up his Gym Journal with a storyline anyone who’s used a modern gym will instantly recognize. All that plus a fresh Dollop of Joy to balance things o...
Mar 07, 2026•42 min•Ep. 24
Marconi is BACK from what can only be described as a high stakes, overdramatic, “near death experience” otherwise known as being sick for a few days. He walks Eddie through the full saga, the fatigue, the mucus, the comeback tour, and why surviving a head cold now feels like returning from war. Meanwhile, Eddie dives into the latest celebrity chaos because someone has to monitor the rich and famous while Marconi perfects homemade tortillas like a suburban culinary revolutionary. Yes, he’s making...
Feb 21, 2026•48 min•Ep. 17
Marconi finally feels vindicated when his building manager takes his long running complaint about door slamming neighbors seriously. Eddie dives deeper into the ever growing pile of strange Ryan Seacrest behavior. Who actually has the mustard market cornered, and why are horses not allowed to have sex in public in Ohio. Plus a special anniversary message from Barry at Food Giant celebrating five years of Mood Killers. All that, more completely unnecessary information, and of course a fresh Dollo...
Feb 07, 2026•30 min•Ep. 471
Winter Storm Fern has Marconi stuck inside and watching way more TV than planned, which means strong recommendations for The Pitt and High Potential. Eddie rolls in with a fresh load of Celebrity News, while Keep Scrolling serves up the latest chaos from Reels and TikTok audio. Plus, Marconi breaks down his grocery delivery app experiments and the amount of money he is saving is honestly unhinged. All of this, plus multiple Dollops of Joy, because balance is important. Hosted by Simplecast, an A...
Jan 31, 2026•33 min•Ep. 470
This week on Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie unpack how something as simple as a toilet paper delivery managed to cause maximum friction over the weekend. The guys get into annoying trends that refuse to die, including the mysterious rise of “6 7” and why everyone suddenly seems nostalgic for 2016 again. Eddie explains why he has beef with the Netflix series Beef, and the conversation takes a turn into dating territory with the question, would you date someone with an OF? Marconi shares a vague ...
Jan 24, 2026•33 min•Ep. 469
Marconi breaks down his ongoing fingertip dermatitis journey and what daily life looks like when your fingers are constantly mad at you. Eddie is somehow even angrier with the Duffer Brothers after what he considers a wildly underwhelming Season 5 of Stranger Things and he is not backing down. Marconi brings in some fun and slightly unhinged AMH clips from TikTok, plus the guys uncover a very strange ChatGPT voice to text glitch during Keep Scrolling that raises more questions than answers. Eddi...
Jan 17, 2026•37 min•Ep. 468
Marconi explains how a perfectly normal pair of socks nearly took him out physically and emotionally. Eddie dives into Stranger Things season 5 with a spoiler free review and big feelings. There is a brand new game for the new year called Ask ChatGPT where Maple from OpenAI settles debates and answers life’s most important questions. Plus the very first Dollop of Joy of 2026 to balance out the chaos. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our ...
Jan 10, 2026•27 min•Ep. 467
Marconi and Eddie dive headfirst into wedding chaos when Eddie volunteers to officiate his best friend’s ceremony. There’s just one problem. He hasn’t written his speech. He hasn’t even decided what to wear. Honestly, he’s mostly just excited about the carving station. Meanwhile, Marconi reveals his Spotify Wrapped, which might actually surprise you. Why does he have a listening age of 67? How does that even get calculated? And should he be concerned? Plus, listener problems, holiday confusion, ...
Dec 06, 2025•33 min•Ep. 466
Eddie reveals his surprising underwear secret while Marconi uncovers a new Apple TV binge you’ll want to add to your queue. Eddie also breaks down what movies you should absolutely avoid. Keep Scrolling brings the latest internet audio, and you’ll actually learn something with a fresh Dollop of Joy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Nov 22, 2025•30 min•Ep. 465
Marconi and Eddie test out a new way to time their segments, which immediately goes off the rails. Eddie hits the theater and shares his review of the new Predator movie. In Keep Scrolling they react to clips tied to the trend Bees In The Trap, Drive Thru A Holery and more. Eddie wonders if he is destined to become a day trader. Ask Mood Killers delivers another batch of questions and the show wraps with a fresh Dollop Of Joy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com...
Nov 15, 2025•31 min•Ep. 464
Marconi reveals his secret to the perfect homemade breakfast sandwich and admits that if he were rich, he would hand them out for free every morning like Oprah with English muffins. Eddie dives into the wild details of Elon Musk’s trillion dollar bonus plan, and in the TikTok segment “Keep Scrolling,” Marconi shares some weird and wonderful audio clips along with new sound effects for the MK Library. Then Eddie brings up the new season of Stranger Things only for Marconi to drop a surprisingly s...
Nov 08, 2025•43 min•Ep. 463
Marconi finds his next horror movie franchise to binge, while Eddie wonders what Starbucks’ store closures mean for his coffee routine. Are you an “outrovert”? The guys break it down. Plus, tons of hilarious TikTok audio in the Keep Scrolling segment, a debate over whether Jimmy Kimmel’s return is worth renewing Hulu (despite the price hike) since they already watch on YouTubeTV, and a very special Dollop of Joy to wrap things up. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz...
Sep 27, 2025•38 min•Ep. 462
Marconi and Eddie dive into the week’s chaos on Mood Killers. First up: Jimmy Kimmel gets yanked off ABC indefinitely—what does this mean for freedom of speech and late-night TV? Then, the guys debate if anyone actually needs a smart refrigerator, and Keep Scrolling through another round of TikTok oddities. Apple’s sneaky ways of tricking us into buying yet another phone get called out, while Marconi signs up for a clothing club to avoid looking like a total slob. Plus, we top it all off with no...
Sep 20, 2025•37 min•Ep. 461
Marconi takes us through his summer of Chicago museum adventures, from dinosaurs to deep space. A surprise call from Keith—“longtime listener, first time caller”—expresses frustration over the recent lack of new episodes. Eddie shares big news: he’s now an ordained minister and will officiate his It’s News To Us co-host Jason’s wedding. In “Keep Scrolling,” Marconi and Eddie dive into TikTok audio trends and the pressure of keeping their video-sharing streaks alive. Plus, Eddie reveals his sleep...
Sep 13, 2025•40 min•Ep. 460
On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi opens up about his awkward, emotional, and occasionally itchy journey of growing out his hair—because why not reinvent yourself in the middle of a crisis? In another scroll-worthy edition of Keep Scrolling, the guys serve up a buffet of TikTok audio gems that are weirdly wonderful. Eddie airs his comedic grievances with Tom Segura and explains why he’s slowly backing away from Steve Harvey like he just saw a Family Feud ghost. Plus, in Marconi-Logs, we fi...
Jun 02, 2025•46 min•Ep. 458
On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie dig into the identity crisis—literally. Do you need a REAL ID, City ID, passport, and a driver’s license just to exist now? They also warn you about the true horror of hot air balloons (spoiler: it’s all of it), why you should keep scrolling, and how sleep apnea is lurking like a bedtime villain. Plus, what’s Honey Boo Boo up to these days? Things that got too popular and ruined the fun for everyone. And finally, “A Dollop of Joy” explores the q...
May 19, 2025•42 min•Ep. 457
Marconi is haunted by how efficiently he’s using his time now that he’s finally sleeping like a grown-up. Eddie’s unimpressed with the new Jon Hamm series on Apple TV+, and he's got thoughts about Google Nest, Windows 10, and LG phones all going *poof*. Meanwhile, the internet turns on Katy Perry—again—and she’s definitely *not* laughing. All that and more, plus a Dollop of Joy to cleanse your palate. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collect...
May 12, 2025•42 min•Ep. 456
Marconi’s apartment is *rudely invaded* (legally, of course) and he copes the only way he knows how—by sharing some raw, unfiltered **Marconi-Logs**. Meanwhile, Eddie dives into the chaos of Bill Belichick’s awkward TV moment, Katy Perry’s baffling stage antics, and the strange-but-true Texas law that exists *because of her*. Plus: What would *you* do if you struck it rich from a $200 loan from a friend? All that, and we end with a much-needed **Dollop of Joy** to cleanse your palate. Listen now...
May 05, 2025•31 min•Ep. 455