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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episodes

MSL Mini: Phexxi or Pickle Juice?

Is Phexxi, the newest form of contraception for women, as effective as douching with pickle juice? Asking for a friend...

Nov 18, 20212 min

Episode 152: Joel's Mega-Rectum

This episode is filled to the brim with science! Carol describes her brother's recent bender and Jen describes how some animal ate the tumor that was removed from Carol's back last week. Also, there's a lot of Joel time as he engages the ladies in a trivia contest that goes a bit off the rails. Learn about the zookeeper who impregnated a crane...several times! And why are tongue twisters so evil? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....

Nov 14, 202142 minEp. 152

Episode 151: Making Podcast History with Live Surgery!

You read it correctly! We finally get Carol's back tumor removed with the help of a kind fan. Also, the ladies recap Jen's not-birthday-party party; home sterilization for men; and they keep it real about ball smell. Be sure to check out our notes and links at momswipesleft.com . AND THIS WEEK, we have VIDEO!!!!

Nov 07, 202142 minEp. 151

Episode 151 Promo

MSL is making podcast history with Episode 151! The first on-air surgery IN A LIVING ROOM!

Nov 05, 202156 secEp. 151

Episode 150: The Spirit Box

Happy Halloween! The ladies are talking about all the scary things: hair caught around a penis, Trump's new social media platform, strange hobbies, and trying to communicate with the dead. Also, Jen gets head hair caught in her asshole while Carol tries to back-pedal her Petito and Laundrie obsession. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Oct 31, 202145 minEp. 150

Episode 149: Jennifer Douchebag

Jen is disgusted with herself and Sharon learns the meaning of "rubbing one out". Big fan, Tim, joins the ladies in a Fan-Fucking-Tastic quiz, and Carol does a Digger Deeping on the history of the merkin. Does Jen have nose cancer? Did it come from dirty balls? Also, a Petito/Laundrie update that proves Carol's powers of deduction and observation. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Oct 24, 202145 minEp. 149

Episode 148: It's All About Rubbing One Out

The ladies are dreading the dark days ahead, and Jen's nipple just won't stay in the bra. Why does Jen hide from the recycling men, and can Carol be a good wife and jack Joel off 21 times a month? Carol introduces #freebleeding and the recording explodes when the Auroreola Boreanus makes an appearance. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com

Oct 17, 202146 minEp. 148

MSL Mini: Jorge Has a Birthday

Carol's chihuahua has a birthday and Jen is very concerned if scissors were used in the construction of the cake.

Oct 14, 20212 min

Episode 147: Jack Dorsey is Kinda Hot

An epic beginning to the episode seems to take the wheels right off the recording. Carol has a beef with some fan fiction and the ladies call the perpetrator to give him a piece of their mind. Also, do you have Restless Anal Syndrome? Carol discovers that geese have more reproductive rights than American women, and a special fan educates both Jen and Carol on Rumschpringe. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com

Oct 10, 202145 minEp. 147

Episode 146: A Failure to Communicate

It's a fast-paced episode, so buckle up. Carol relays a story of her apocalyptic shopping adventure and Jen admits that a critical fan is absolutely correct. Carol's sleuthing has dug up some interesting Petito murder details while Jen admits to some nasty housekeeping habits. The ladies talk about the uniqueness of the anus print, and Carol nails an "Amore" quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Oct 03, 202145 minEp. 146

Episode 145: All Kinds of Challenges

This episode is jam packed with 'em! From a "Cock and Balls" challenge to a taste challenge to all the deliciously dangerous TikTok challenges, we've got you covered. Also, the ladies break out a new segment from the MSL Crime Wing and handily crack the last hours in the Gabby Petito case. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Sep 26, 202143 minEp. 145

MSL Mini: A Perfect ADD Moment

A perfectly typical ADD moment captured on audio. From sexual proclivities to fruit flies to midget porn, all in under 2 minutes.

Sep 23, 20211 min

Episode 144: The God Particle in Your Bowels

It's an episode filled to the brim this week! Should Jen put her dog, Rue, down for excessive shedding? Is smelling other people's farts good for you? Why does Carol find zombie porn so hot? How many John Denvers are there? Also, the ladies talk about the Mandela Effect, and Carol quizzes Jen on body hair facts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Sep 19, 202147 minEp. 144

Episode 143: Marijuana, Ivermectin, and Black Beauties

It's a challenging episode where Carol and Jen traverse difficult conversations about Texas abortion and guns, the idiocy of Joe Rogan, and the frustration of never locating a McDonald's ice cream machine that works. Carol has a fucked up childhood memory that reveals some surprising truths in addition to discovering a possible repressed memory of being fucked by a bird-sized man. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Sep 12, 202141 minEp. 143
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