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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episodes

Episode 260: The Final Episode

Yep, you read that right. Say goodbye to Mom Swipes Left. For now. This week, we thank all the people who made these last five years worthwhile.

Feb 18, 2024•35 min

Episode 259: Do Vegans Swallow?

This week, Jen is on a tear about fruits, vegetables, and vegans. A noteworthy Animal News warns of the impending thumbed-dolphin apocalypse, and who knew fish could beat box? Also, movies that seem to bring nothing that bad luck. Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1 and tell us what you think of our big reveal.

Feb 11, 2024•41 min

Episode 258: Don't Jizmo on my Gizmo

The ladies are back! This week, Carol explains why she helped her elderly mother adopt a cat that will, no doubt, cause a broken hip. Why toddlers are dumber than animals and meet the man who sold his genitals for $1,500. Also, Real Musical Or Not: The Quiz! Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Feb 04, 2024•42 min

Family Issues...

Sorry people, Shit's hit the fan. We'll be back next week, god willing.

Jan 28, 2024•11 sec

Episode 257: The Telephone Episode

There's a terrible snowstorm and Jen and Carol are forced to take the show to the phone. This week, what's up with the herpes monkeys of Florida, and why are men so cocky? Also, if a woman fakes an orgasm and no one hears, does it even matter? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Jan 21, 2024•37 min

Episode 256: Seasonal Defective Disorder

It's that time of year and the ladies are feeling antsy. This week, a game of "Real Children's Book or Not" sparks some true creativity. Stay tuned. Also, what makes a Vietnamese headache so dangerous and how much shit would you sift through to recover cash? Be sure to contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

Jan 14, 2024•39 min

Episode 255: A Bitch Slap from Jesus

Jen and Carol are finally back to ring in the new year! This week, the ladies discuss their annual "Dead List" and move on to newly banned words for 2024. Why are there so many pastas? And why should you give the cold shoulder to that lunch you packed? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

Jan 07, 2024•42 min

Episode 254: Seth vs. Tits and Ass

It's a jam packed episode with the official MSL White Trash Holiday Beano card reveal! Be sure to find it on our website . Jen and Carol talk to Seth, the guy they accidentally cock-blocked, and then they attempt a love connection. Also, an 80s quiz that screams "Tits" and "Ass". Call us on our phone at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Dec 17, 2023•42 min

Episode 253: Portrait of an Old Woman on a Cell Phone

This week, Carol and Joel have a public confession, and Jen's feelings are hurt by Sharon. What makes the ladies so grinchy? And who doesn't laugh at "Spotted Dick"? Also, if you thought some of MSL's games were stupid, wait until you hear the "Superlative Quiz". Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Dec 10, 2023•36 min

Episode 252: Legions of Mud Buttons

A grievance with a fan leaves Jen reeling, and Carol is physically shaken by a fly in the colon. Why don't people play golf the way God intended? And why aren't pantyhose less porous? Also, the ladies play a game guessing the names of animal gangs. Be sure to leave us a message at (207) EL-TUNA1!

Dec 03, 2023•41 min

Episode 251: In Defense of Ambrosia

This week, Jen and Carol are horrified by how their favorite Thanksgiving side dishes are being maligned on social media. Why are mating balls such a bad idea? And why did UPS name their biggest hiring day after a clogged toilet? Also, we play "I like my men/women like I like my..." with traveling fan Clint! Don't miss out on the first 2023 installment of MSL Gift Guide! Contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Nov 26, 2023•47 min

Episode 250: Laura Ingalls' Rubbin' Spot

This week the ladies are celebrating their semiquincentennial episode! And what better way to celebrate than talking with Sharon about the pork? Why do nose sores hurt so hard? Also, what's with all the cloacas? Cloacae? Be sure to call us at 207-EL-TUNA1.

Nov 19, 2023•40 min

Episode 249: Ass and Gobble

This week, Jen and Carol fail to add anything important or interesting to the discussion of the Lewiston shooting that happened down the road. Be warned: ass breath may contain peanuts. Also, we are totally in love with Oobah Butler and want him to be our friend. Be sure to give us a call at (207) EL-TUNA1 and give us your what-for.

Nov 12, 2023•40 min

Episode 248: The Measuring Stick of Hot

This week, Jen has a shitlist about the suckiness of Halloween costumes and Carol makes a declaration. Why does China think it owns all the pandas? And yes, we're not so good at mathy word problems. Also, Jen tries again with spoooooky news. NOTE: This episode was recorded before the mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. Which explains the absence of offensive references.

Oct 30, 2023•39 min

Episode 247: Wanna Touch My Beaver?

Carol piles on with another criticism of Jen's office behavior, and Jen quizzes Carol on the local Pumpkin' Fest. What's up with religious sects' loopholes? And why might your bedroom smell of fish? Plus, a truly tasteless and spoooooooky recap of real life crime. Be sure to call and voice your voice at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Oct 22, 2023•44 min

Episode 246: Raped By Water and Other TikTok Challenges

Carol's irritated by her work week with Jen despite perfectly reasonable explanations. What's up with the backlash with a middle school teacher just trying to make Health more fun? And buckle up for that old chestnut: That's Amore Quiz! Be sure to leave us a voice mail and maybe you'll hear yourself on the airs. 207-EL-TUNA1

Oct 15, 2023•36 min

Episode 245: The Boss Bitch

Carol's pissed about reality TV, and Jen doesn't know where her grandmother's vulva went. How old is too old to shit on the floor? Also, why are we not hearing more about the ape and human mating projects? Be sure to find us on all of our socials! We're pretty sure you can figure that out on your own.

Oct 08, 2023•41 min

Episode 244: pH Matters

Carol has a hot tub update, and Jenny learns to love peri-menopause. An EQ/IQ Test between Carol and Joel has expected results. Why is AI so arrogant? And has no one else heard of Boobles?

Oct 01, 2023•39 min

Episode 243: The Stretch of Whales and Pee Holes

It's all about bodies doing what bodies do. Jen has a "three-fer" ingrown hair, and Carol's privates are all swole. What does it take for an animal to explode? And why aren't we using old people as human shields in battle? Also, Jen and Carol start working together again!

Sep 24, 2023•32 min

Episode 242: Gilbert Gottfried, 9/11, and Jen's Fatty Pad

We should probably apologize ahead of time... In this tone deaf episode, Jen and Carol discuss men in hamster wheels, men with enormous tits, and men who take the fatty pad for granted. Also, nothing says "Tribute" like a quiz, and that's how we're celebrating this year's 9/11. Enjoy!

Sep 17, 2023•39 min
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