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West African Dol, Monica VVS, Seyi Brown, Dr. Trevor Thomas

Aug 10, 20211 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 24
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The stunning @WestAfricanDol is here to tell us about the best jollof and where the world's best booty can be found. @Seyi_Brown from Netflix Africa stops by. @Monica_vvs comes through to play us her new song, "Dat B----!", and she most definitely has the biggest butt on earth. How did it get so big? We may never know. And how can we forget our dear friend from Howard U is here, @dr.trevthomas, to teach us the importance of a clean mouth.

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Calgary Audio. What's up, Maska is Welcome to another episode of podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening to Masaka Podcast. What then are you wearing? Is that? Dai? Yeah? My god? You give this to me and I don't even know what it's called? Is that? That's what they call in America and back home, we have a bunch of different names for them. You know, it's kind of tightened right now. It looks like a

fucking yeah. I can't breathe. It's hard for me to breathe. If you die tonight, that I feel be the prime suspect for chucking your death. Motherfucker. Where did you get this? My billy button is coming out, buttons are coming out? Is that you get a large? This medium? Extra medium? Did you buy this in a like a baby African store and ghana? Because I don't know where you would buy me something this morning? Well when you when I bought it, you were skinny, motherfucker. Okay, you wore you

took too long to wear it. I wore this ship six months ago. We've been in quarantine for a year and a half Michael Blacks and what do you expect again, like a hundred and thy five pounds. That's only in my head. I said, tight as I've never seen a tight dahki. Don't wash it, motherfucker, because you can't mean you cannot put that African clothes put them in the machine, but they gonna do hanging in the sun. You have to beat it hand washing, beat it on a rock

or something. Other wife, you watch, the machine is gonna shrink and it's gonna be smaller. It's gonna turn into a tank top. You're gonna look like a man with a full stomach and a half shirt. Have shirt and full stomach. I don't even have muscles, and they looked like like baby rock. Yeah yeah, I haven't worked out since you have muscles and stomach you like like you go to the gym just to pick somebody up. Motherfucker, you don't even work out. I'm gonna go see your

friend doctor Miami. Tell me about Dr Miami. Uh, you know, Dr Miami does as and titty's stomachs, you know, make women look good. We have to talk about your outret first. It's very beautiful outfreit. You know what I look like gold everywhere. You know. I put my blaze on, let my chest out because I have a few female guests and I was trying to show up my chest. I see you, Michael Blackton, you have more gold and goddamn California gold. Let's Mr T motherfuck. Yeah, yeah, you have

more gold than Mr T with the jacket. The jacket made. I forgot his name, but I know this shoe is do Chick Cabana. Yeah, that's hands are Roberto Valley, Robertical Valley? Are they still open the online now? They could? I guess Corona shut everybody off, man, You know, so a lot of people went out of business, man, they just all online. Was at least the stores in Los Angeles area, like Robertica Valley is not no longer. Giseppe itself is not even no. You gotta buy them online. So yeah,

you love that story. I don't know. Yeah, I like. I don't like the online shop, man. I like I like to look at what the funk I'm wearing because you buy always come out looking If you buy peach and come out looking orange, you buy pink and come out looking tope. You buy blue, it looks like purple when it. Guess it's never looked the fucking same. Have you order anything a lot like a woman or something ever, Like buy a bitch online and then she can't you like,

I order a Chinese bitch and I get a type bit. No, mothersucker, I haven't ordered any girls online yet, but you did. You're in a bunch of Roberto Cavalli and that was lucky enough to be here that day, and you gave me like a shoe, another shoe and some other shirts. Yeah, because I didn't it didn't look the way I expected him to look. Yeah, you're pretty much a guy that wears everything that said to me for free. I wear everything. I think you gave me, like one clothing. I have more.

I had to get rid of some. But we're not talking about Dr Miami today. Today we're not on into ads and titties. Were into something more important. What's that hygiene? Your teeth? Your hygiene? Yes, man, don't you think I think that's like? And we won't let him the biggest turn on in the world, right, Brad, your brat, your mouth, your how your teeth look? You know women judge you by your fucking teeth. Yeah, you're right. We should get a dental implants today. I need some pearly white teeth,

just like Steve Harvey. Let me see your teeth wanteth like Steve Harvey. Your bottom, your top is white, the bottom is but the fu you just brought to the top of your teeth. Yeah, the problem is, uh, I drink some coffee. Sometimes you just drink on on your bottom teeth. Alright, let's talk. We're gonna I'm gonna bring the guy that's gonna help you. Give a good brotherly good welcome, big welcome to Travor Thomas. Dr Travor Thomas, Trevor Thomas. They ain't no regular this guy is. He's black,

a black doctor. There's on these six black doctors in within the next three Yeah, I know, I know three. I know three. I know three doctor blocks dr obeying. The guy that fixes that ladies, super glue hair, gorilla glue hair. And now him, what's your name, sir? Dr Traviman R R. T. Try. He's a cosmetic and implant dentist stry Holy crap. He has an office in Corona Hills, Mardin industry. Been doing this for five years. He went

to Howard University Howard University. Howard University had Howard University? Howard? Yeah, I ever heard of Howard? Where is it to Harvard? You know? The funk is not it's next to each other. It's like ABC's mother. Howard is in DC. Man, it's like the number one black college, Puffy who I went to Howard? Anybody that made it in life really went to Hotward. So you definitely didn't. You went to Divide, didn't you know? I went to La Valley College for two days. I have a baby, had to go to

work and they get three jobs. May welcome to the show. Do you want to shake my hands? He wants to shake your hands. Maybe you will transfer the all the boobies you touched through these are my moneymakers? Want to sunk up his hand? He used their hands to do. Man, let's talk about teeth. Let's do it. Uh, that's your specialty. I mean, explain what what the hell is um implant? Like what I don't you know? I just thought, you know, growing as a kid, I just push, just brush your

teeth and you should be okay. But it's a lot more to teeth than There's a whole lot more and unfortunately a lot of people have that misconception, so they lose their teeth when they get older. So in a nutshello, am, planet is like a titanium screw. It's no different on me taking a home depot, screwing, putting it in the wall. I'm screwing in your head. So that's a titanium screw

that we place in there. We let it integrate for a few months, and we screw tooth, don't it, and you're good to go, just like your normal tooth for real, for real. So it's like got uh like I've seen it on YouTube, Like just like putting on a frame in your house, like putting this mirror in your house, so you regardless what condition the tooth is in, so the tooth is gone at the point you're getting an implant the tooth, the tooth is out of there. You

tooking out. We're taking a tooth out. Yeah, let's beyond savable at that point. So just like the surgeons put like implants, you put up brand new tooth in my mouth, I put a brand new tooth in it. Take the old ones out. Yea half of the girls on Terking Thursday have implants in there, how you know, sir? See he knows all. They come to me on Friday. Yeah, so after they get all the Mike's cash apps, they come to me and they can afford the implants at

that point, no credit necessary none. Wow. So you've been doing this five years? Has it been anybody? You say? You know what your mom's fucked up? I cannot help you. You need Jesus Alloji, Mohammed Christ, every need everybody to save you. Have you had that? Have you had any funked up really bad? Have you never helped anybody? Honestly? No, man's I've done it so much. I can damn near fix anything even when there's nothing there. This guy fix everything.

So when it's nothing here, you could create something. I create something. Man create something? And is it in its permanent? It's permanent, it's permanent. Wow, that's that's so Michael Blackson. You know his money maker is his teeth. You know a little gap on it. Uh. He mentioned to me before one of these days he might change his teeth into like you know, not like Steve Harvey is too big, like uh, what kind of thing you like? Like? Puff daddy?

Probably the like suing like little fucking like he like a mouse. I need I need bigger teeth like Steve Harvey Bige. No, no, no, I mean I said one day, you know what when I make enough money, because I make more money right now, I'm being on cute like you. Don't underestimate your beauty. Michael Blackson, you already African king of a comedy. The girls love you? Did you love me? And in Africa has to sign a royalty man. I said,

you keep the gap, keep the gap, the gap. Maybe do on diamond like a little oozy or something that put the diamond in between my gap instead of my head. I can do it, Mike, He said, you can do it. Can you put blood diamonds there? Ladies go, we get something to drink please, I have a whole you're trying to get your teeth faste. Give us some drinks please, Blacks and angels free whitening on me for everybody? And can you like this African doctor already kick? Can you

have Nadia bring me some? Bring us some? What do you want to drink your dentist shot? No, you're freaking alcoholic being a dentist right, uh huh. I was told that don't drink colorful drinks and it stains your teeth correct. So what the funk that mean? We shouldn't drink like handy, don't drink like nothing, you know, so you do it in moderation. So this is my thing. As long as you're senior dentist Ragle every three to three to six months,

it's fine, it's right. So if you do mean, yeah, you do too much of anything, it's bad for you. You know, I'll give you too much water you're dry, But just come come to us on the normal and worst case scenario. I whiten you up white and everything, Michael white and everything I can even white, and Michael, Mike, Michael, you can make me white white like Michael Jackson. I called my friend Michael you mentioned earlier for that shout

out to dr Oban. I don't Michael Oban, Yes, yes, yeah, white little sucking credit score goes up and then it stuff, you know, letting me any places and just I'd like to have proved me for loan where I want to. I want to go through the struggles Man College for cops that will stop shooting me. I want to get shot at least once. Oh my god, you know he's a dentist. Damn man. I feel like I'm at the club. Thank you so hard. These are the blacks and angels.

Nice to meet your blacks and angels. Can you smile for the dentist? I what what do you? What do you recommend it? What do I recommend? My got it? O? Teeth is already done. That canus is already beautiful, Mike. I don't want to touch it. That's natural. That's natural as all hers. I can tell. Did you get something done? They look really nice? You have all your fucking molus and premolus, sevent your teeth jeans come from mom. How's your mom's teeth look? It looks like a lot of kid.

There you go, Mike. She likes to go to the KNDI shop so to keep Thanks, thanks, ladies, Thank you goodness. That was a liar, Mike. He's going to be broke. He's always complimenting the real teeth. He's real. It's real good. I know what to touch and what not to touch. This guy is smart. When I grew up, I want to be like because I like to touch everything. Now. But um, back to teeth, all right? I mean what a what causes bad bread? Bacteria? Bacteria in your mouth?

So flossing, I will argue is more important and brushing. You got to do both. But what happens a lot of bacteria is trapped beneath the gums. As that bacteria is trapped beneath the gum, that starts to eat it at the gump tissues as ginger vitus by definition, as it eats away at the gump tissues, the gump tissues getting in flame. Once they're in flame, that allows more bacteria to get in there. So it's like a cyclical nature. So bigger gums, more bacteria, more space, more bacteria, and

just keeps cycling. Um. So that's the biggest thing is the bacteria in the mouth. Um. You actually be pretty surprised how important to bacteria the mouth is not only bad breath, but how blood pressure, diabetes, heart attack, stroke, and the biggest one we just finished on research on your rectile dysfunction. Repeat that again. It causes badrick. You know why you're you're two inches and never turned into three if you don't floss. Really, goddamn it, Michael Blacks

didn't have any flows. It wrecked out the function. That's absolutely right, because when whenever, I bet, when if you ever want a girl a bad breath, your dignam gets hot. It's a smart one, isn't that right? There you go, we need to go to Howard University. It's such a turnoff. And I'm sure ladies are probably a woman pussy will get wet when the guy has a bad breath. So how can we keep our breath fresh and not smelling? And all of that? Great question? Brush floss, brush floss,

and don't eat so much ass on the weekend. I'll say every other weekend. But guilty, Yeah, I was gonna tell you you want you want the honest answer, Make sure university, not I graduated with Dr Love, not Howard University online. Make sure university. But in all serious standard brush and flossing. Does it mean time? So we actually commend three times a day or after every meal, three times, three times a day two to three months. Mike eats times a day. That's my fucking run. Look at what

I'm doing, Michael, And you didn't give me. But I wouldn't even watch that. How do you know I eat as every weekend? Chinese best friend? I don't know. I just I could see it in your face your asked either, I mean it as a very long time, at least for Valentine's days. Every time you mentioned him eating' as you smile a lot. My dentist, I pay attention to mouse. Yeah, and I drank too much tequila makes watch me all

the time for no reason. Um. So basically a basic flaws in and brushing and you keep that's that's the most important thing. That's the most important thing. Um. And then like I said, Senor Dennis, every three to six months, I actually, um, even though I do a lot of four mouth three my best patients, and when I can go in check and just clean you and keep it moving so you don't think what you eat, like what goes in your stomach come through your breadth as well.

That's actually that's very true. But it's um. It goes back to when we're talking about the gum and bone. That's actually most important, not what goes in your stomach, but what gets trapped in between the gum and bone. That's that's what's most important. You know, everybody says the mouth is the gateway through the body, But the major nerves that run in the mouth, you know, they shoot up behind your ear, they go to your brain. They're going down to the rest of your body, so on

and so forth. Most of your systemic conditions are due to inflammation. Most of the inflammation you find in your body is directly related to the bacteria in the mouth. Wow. So I can pick out almost every major disease in my patients, correct their oil hygiene, and wash their conditions, improve in their body, things that their medical doctors have

missed for years. Wow. Interesting, man, that's absolutely right. So that's right, ladies and gentlemen, flaws brush, see your dentist at least three to six at least every three to six six a month, and get your fucking teeth clean on the regular. And then you know, and if your teeks fucked up, you can get brand new to your whole new mouth, get a whole new mouth, all new, like all thirty two teeth, or there's no point for you going all thirty two. But we can do all

thirty two. You just just uh, it's like you know, putting a rat on a use car, right, for thirty two includes to wisdoms. That's what I'm saying. You don't need the wisdom teeth, but we can get you all twenty eight. So okay, but how many teeth I thought I had thirty two. So the back ford doesn't matter. You're saying, yeah, the wisdoms don't matter. Wisdoms doesn't matter. You have wisdom teeth because I got all of it all my teeth here. I used to flow us up before.

Now I'll start again after I meet your friends. Yeah, get CV yesterday, Mike, get me some flows. It's a fishing when I suck out my Patreon pages. Now live my weekly titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively with the Patreon, where they would no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw cuts? You should Yeah, I got somebody you know.

I don't flush, but I try to flush, like before I go to sleep. That way, the food doesn't spend the night in my fucking teeth. At least do that, I think before you go to bad. At least don't let that food go to bad in your mouth, just like a site beat. We don't know. I had a really bad bad breath experience. I'm not sure if I shared on any of my shows before, Like I never knew, like sometimes we don't know. We had bad brad, you know. And I remember like when I came here from the stage,

like you know, back home, when you know things have changed. Now, you know, I'm as kids, get the teeth clean. I'm not showing the regular but you know, back home and being raised in a village slash town, you know, our biggest concern is finding fucking food. What're you about the dentist? You know? So I actually saw Mark came to state.

I just brushed my teeth. I thought everything was okay, and I just you know, I never really got my teeth claim I just brushed, and I'm one time I think I pissed a girl off and she's like, you know, you can go get your teeth clean. Your breaststeaks, you know. And then so I went to the dentist. You know, I said this bitch to my breath, stink dentist. Right, He's so she's either a hater or she's just and I'm so glad, I senior breath. Well not because I've

been taking care of my teeth since then. So I went to the dentists and mind you and probably in my mid twenties, i've yeah, I've never really went out a teeth clean. I probably got it like little things dumb once or twice. And I got a third teeth clean costing me like six hundreds something dollars. I didn't have a showing money. And she showed me a picture, a picture before and after, and I'm like, my god,

that's why my breath was smelling, you know. And since then I got to dentists every three or six months get my teeth done. And I'm so glad that I pisted her off. And she finally told me that I had an issue because I didn't think. You know, we never you could not. People always do to try to smell that breath. You could never smell your breath. It takes another person to tell you. And most of your friends are not going to try to hurt your fad.

So it's hurt fault for you to have three or four children because all the girls want to sleep with you because you're breast smell is so good. Right, Thanks, I appreciate that, man, Thanks for that. But now now I make sure like our flowers and I do everything because it's important. You know, I don't get a cute. You are beautiful woman is breastmell like trash truck juice. You know, no matter what whatever she's saying, all your mouth is full of ship. To me, you'd be surprised.

Some of the most beautiful women come in and their teeth throwing up. Gang signs man and he will get your brand new teeth. Man. So how can it reach you so to get some new teeth if this ship is fucked up? Easiest way the cashman is on I G Instagram? What is tell me? DM? Dr Traff Thomas, Dr dot t R E V T H O M A s okay. So Dr Traff Thomas, reach out to me, reach out to doc man. He will take care you get your brand new teeth. Flying. If you're an l A or unit area, just sometime you gotta get on

the plane and get that perfect treatment. If you come, you fly out to allegator teeth done. I'll let you stay. My guests from six of my patients fly in. So we gotta cover. We gotta cover. All right, good, what's all about smiling and laughing. Let's bring my next guest to the show. Uh, I mean comedians, we open our mouth for a lot, we speak a lot, and my

next guest is uh knowing this guy? For? Oh my god, I would least the first time we did a show together was I remember, I just built my house in Delaware, and I built that house in two thousand and eight. It was probably around two thousand and eight. We're talking about thirteen years ago was when we actually worked together. But you know, um and I probably know him maybe a year prior to that very funny comedian. He got

a special coming on very soon on Netflix Africa. Give a big hand for shady Brown lads and gentle my nigga. What's out Boston? Welcome man, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. I had no idea there was Netflix Africa. Michael Block, yes, yes, man, Come on man, come on content. What do you think about Africa? Like Africa? Mike goes, there a lot. You think we see hanging trees or something exactly? Man like Africa. I hear there's lions everywhere walking around. You could be

eating lunch. What do you want to drink? Um? I was just at water for now. All right, ladies, can you get about the water please? That means to kill him? Keep bringing them, thank you, thank you, hey, keep doing for give my champagne and I'm too dark to drink dark. Give me that champagne please because it might Is that how you stay dark? Drinking darkly? Now I'm like, hey, come and I go up outside and I get a tame yeah, because I mean it's winter time. Your color

is really good. Yeah. A lot of people pay a lot of money for that color. Like Donald Trump, he turned on it was good man. I'm fabulous and fabulous, very expecting from Nigeria. Man, how's Nigeria? Uh, you know a lot of crazy things, you know, still going on yet they're walking on it. They're walking on it. But what's the cool though? You know? The color is the happiest people on earth definitely, because you know, in spite of everything, was to find something to make us happy,

you know, And that's what it makes a unique. Generally, Africans are always happy. Yeah, I've never seen Mike even happy. If you got no no, you can make Michael Sacks still his money, He's gonna you wanna piss me off. It's still from me. But most of the time we're happy because God gave us this thing called big ass dick. An average village man has Africa twelve inches considered smart listen, I have one leg. This is my one. Is Dick my leg? I lost my leg. I'm sure he has

one leg. It's the village's you know. But when last time were you home? Seventeen? But I'm going next month. It's been a while, it's been three years and three years not bad. A lot of people coming and they forget about home, you know. I mean, of course I've been going down the regular because I'm building a school. You know, that's to give back. Did you ever find out did you ever name your school? Michael Blocks, you talk about it a lot. No. Yeah, it's not about me.

It's about going on like man with comedy. So you know your comedy comedies especially is coming on very soon. Yeah, this next month for real. It's schooling to be all over Africa. Okay, so it could only be seeing in Africa for now, and then after a month they're gonna upgrade it to global so we'll be able to see not bad man coming up. It's been working on it for a while. And let me tell you, Michael was one of my biggest inspiration when I came to the Sting. Wow,

Michael Blox. Yeah, And I'll tell you what we matt uh I was hosting Africa Laps. It was showing the Africa Channel now fresh from Nigeria. My style of comedy was like, you know, tell a story, go to punchline. Michael came and made me feel like I wasn't the wrong profession. He cut it out. Now, I'm like, I need to leave what I'm doing now, man, this is not coming did but I need to. I have to go on the study. Michael right like what he had

everybody crying and rolling. I'm like, okay, alright, uh, this is the company I'm doing. I need to get back. No, no, you see with him, he you know, he taught a story with a great punchline. You know, probably because your audience at that time was you know, who did you work like? Did your shows around mostly Africans? Mostly Africans? See with me. I started my comedy with hard chilthood black people. Then motherfucker's have no patience. You ain't got

Tony had no fucking story. So I learned to make my jokes, punchline, punch my ships like bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam bam, you know, And that's just how I I how I grew up because some stand up comic because my orders was tougher than probably his orders a few times, and those people peeping on their banks laugh, I would give you thirty jokes in ten minutes, you

know what I'm saying. That's how and because that's how I started with the kind of orders I had, you know, and that's why I think me, That's why I think a lot of time. You know, comics that starts coming from rough cities, and you know you have no chance but to be a great comic. You know, Guys from New York, got from Chicago, Guys from like Detroit and in Philly and like d C. You know, those cities are so rough that you get on stage, you gotta bring them jokes right away and you gotta keep it

going right. So you know, we know, but I appreciate it. I appreciate the um it's support. I appreciate the love, you know, and I'm glad I opened up doors, you know, for people, for like a whole bunch of income in Africa comics, you know, and you know, let's not forget the Afro Week and you're the one that boost up the Afro weet song. Yes man, I definitely. You know, love my continent, everything my Africa, man, when I mean just touched me. And I try to like bring introduce

Africa to America, you know. And I started playing a lot of afric beat music and got Blackpool hooked on it. And then that's how they started getting to know the vido and get into this kid and did Joanna did Joanna? You you actually promoted our song so well that everybody got to know Michael Blecks and you made all these African uh Africa singers platinum. It's all good man, It's just it's all about just you know, getting my continent heard.

That's all. Yeah. I love Africa, anything about my continent just yeah. Now that there's always rivalry, especially when we play soccer and Nigerian Ganna always at each other's throat where we play against the African couple of nations. Now you're at Ghana, Cameround, Code Devoir, South Africa like the African giants. So when we're playing against those times, oh man, yeah, Michael Cassie, we still have beet. Nigeria and Ghana has this love beef. It makes the best your love rice

really Ganana say the big bestjeove Frice. But we know nigeras to make the best jealove Rice, you know, and hear about that before, right, We think gonna make the best your love and believe in that. You know. I spent most of my African life in Liberria and I think like Bery, your love is good as ship too. So it's just the beef continuous. Man. We had figured

out time. If you want to see us united at the World Up, if there's one African nation left, oh yes, we all come together to be behind that African nation. Oh my god, I think Ghana was the last night, oh so close when we lost the Ugo. I wouldn't forget that for five man good, I'm so I'm still upset about that they were the last. We all riding around. We want to Ganna to go. We definitely support each other. Man. One thing about Nigerian artists, Nigerian definitely support each other

so much. And when the thing when I first came, when I first started doing stand up, the first set up Africa's I performed for with Nigerian's mother's Nigeriary unions. Yeah, I saw clips of so I did the first one and every Nigerian at one point that I was Nigerian, yeah, you know, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell him. I'm not I'm gonna I'm gonna get this Nigeria money.

And it was booking me almost every year, you know, because I was like the only comic you know with the African descent that was really doing it so off that used to come on Stay with Bad Food, back

foot Man. But I told a story how I even I mean when as far as you know, putting on the guard, when I first started standing up, you know, I didn't even I went went to stay dress regular, you know, still had a little slight accent because you know, I've been America for a few years and I'll go on stage and I'll tell the joke and the joke was just average. And I remember one night I was on stage and I did a joke about family member and brought out the accent harder and the crowd laughed

everything I said in the accent. I'm like, you know what I'm just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this nigga back to bring the whole Africa out of me. So I started talking, you know, brought out my accent more and then throw the garb On. I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go Village Africa, take his shoes off wing stage, bad foot it My career jumped to the next level. When did you get the title Michael Blacks and the African King of Comedy? What year was that was?

That's when I I was backstage at Comic View and I was trying to figure out wasn't me my phrase? Like I prior to Comic View, I will go on stage and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker. I'm like, this is BT. I can't say motherfucker. So I'm in backstage. I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna replace motherfucker. Wait, I'm like, mothersucker. You're mothersuckercker You mothersucker. Dentists you mother sucker. Say bro your mother sucker. Everybody

became a mother sucker and it stuck. And twenty some years later, man, mother suckers. I needed to say mother one phrase and open the door for the rest of my Africans. And this guy is larious. I can't wait for the special to come out, and I can wait to come out and become global, you know. So the whole work we see it and that and we're working. I know we talked about doing something, you know, just like what African China was doing, but this time around,

you know, take it the next level. I have an idea you guys should have a mother Sucker tour. Ya that's a good idea. Have you around find the advice of getting priors out. Actually, what's up, mother sockers. This is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Stuck, a podcast with me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of

celebrity guests. So listen up, mother Sucker. Stop what you're doing right now and go find the mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Floxing on it, I Heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe It's free. So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Let's do like we talked about what Tiffany had This did when she hosted the show featuring you know those different comics. I mean,

shout out to this guys everybody. The funny thing about it, all those comics that was on Tiffany Show. There's are guys that we all started together. So we're so good to see that platform to get them to be heard, because nowadays it's like, you know, if television is not what it is anymore. You know back then when when I started stand up, you have to go get on TV to be known now and it's like social media.

So the guys that again to shine, all those guys that build the audience on social media, you know, the DC young fly there and you know, not not the guys that not the original comedians from back in the day who didn't really take such a media that's serious. And now Tiffany was able to bring them guys back and you know now so now we get to know them now, we get to not a new generation, get to know them. So that's what I need to do,

something like that and featuring my African comments. So many Green and a lot of them are looking up to Michael, like, y'all we're gonna do you need to do it like this year we're doing. Do you have any question for the for the Tief doctor. Yeah, he's the gap too. Yeah, see royalty royalty, So don't close it. Don't close you

get it. It's a unique identity if you feature, like if you have to have a cartoon character, that would be like, you know, my gap is so big, I think I only need a need like a fucking golden straight bridge need bridge. Yeah we didn't. What's that? What then put a baby shoot my fucking mouth? No? You know, Chris Rock a big teeth, right, he got a new teeth.

What's the thing about your mic? Maybe one of these days you decide to get nice teeth, like, well, Chris Rock is like fifty million dollars at least he's worth that, you know what I'm saying, So he could go ahead and look cute or he wants I need to look ugly for my money. I tell you, Mike, you're underestimating your beauty. I think the teeth is just gonna make it more like explode your career. Let me ask the ladies things about that's the latest. Come up, blacks and angels?

Can you come up? Now? Ya? Where are you come out? Kick you? I want to ask his teeth question? Did you bring any uh? Like? What is those Grandma's use stripes? Stripes. Did you try it? Like he should try to see if he has a gap? Look at that? Asks? Can you stop putting asking my face? I'm a family man without a family, I'm gonna lose my family looking at so what you like? What's what's your like? You like

my gap? Teeth? I love it? You know why because women always think of sexual She probably just think about clearterers between my gap. She's trying to use me. I just like my men to be a little ugly because I don't like no, not a little, a little she's a little rough, like a little overweight. Oh really, she's like fat guys, so they'll never cheat on you, like the Beauty and the Beast. That was the best fantasy. But what do you like about a man's teeth? Kiki?

Like anything in particular? Like do teeth matters? Like what you did a guy? There's been like when they have snaggle teeth? You want because why my code onto a clear and pussy up. You know, then she's gonna get like we end up with geners and her pussy. She don't want a man with a bad breath. That's terrible and like cavities and all this time you have a bad breath story, like a guy or whatever anything like. You actually don't have one. I mean I have a

lot of horror stories. I just don't really remember right now. But so you never had a male breath suck on your titties. Now now your titty smell like stink. They have stink nipples, Thank god. No, I think you would when they drink beer. That beer breath smell is there, but I think na um, you know, breath killer. That's why they put grandnuts at bars. You guys don't know the grandnuts killed? What peanuts? Peanuts? Okay, we got a grandnuts we grant as an Africa peanuts Peanuts supposed to

kill or you know wipe you know like eraise it. Yes, smell alcohol smell. Did you know about that? It's true. So you know the same way you put oil and water and they separate, it helps lift it off of the time. Holy crap, you never knew. I never knew that. That's why they have That's why all the buds always have peanuts. I will never be driving drunk again. So she probably put some penuts and pussy. If you eat it that way, it will before you go after the club.

You just eat peanuts. You'll never get du Michael Black Hello, and wipe the be at your map never you drink to kill it, motherfucker. But you not design for that, Michael. The village, like in African village, they use the peppermint, peppermint stick and it kind of, you know, like freshens the bread that cleans at the same time, you know, you use a chewing stick. Yeah, remember some of them they use the mint leaves and chew it and you know,

brush that teeth with it kind of freshens it. And if you notice the American to paste meat to that. So we just chew the mint leaves like natural like that, and just had no idea. And that's why you don't want an Afrigan to bite you high, you know not when we when I'm fighting, When I'm fighting, I'm losing the fighting forever. I might be related to Mike Tyson. Hey, yeah, Mike, Mike, Mike Dyson, your friend, Mike Dyson ever any name came out. Yeah,

we ever losing the fight. They're gonna bite you. You're gonna swallow like Mike Dyson, Mike swallowed, spit it out, you spit it out. Yeah, it tastes like Vander Holy Why so next month the special comes out? Um, the doctor already told you. Guys, if you're trying to get your teeth, get brand new teeth all those you like? You help anybody crackheads or whatever. Everybody thinks the only work with celebs, But I help anybody actually, like my

my average page. You have like a payment plane on, I have four different payment plans, And if you're scammer, just don't tell me as long as it clears on my end. What's that score? Do you accept Obamacare or biden Care? Not accept Obamacare? I do? I do as yeah, accept the insurance. I'm branded as a celebrity dentist, but most of my patients are average folks. Man, all right, we do we do. Uy, it's cosmetic, but we are.

We have four different financing options for most folks, you know, So I tell everybody I don't expect you to walk in my office and buy a car. So if you miss a payment, do you possess a teeth yours? But company your house? Not even knock it out? Called Mr You called Mr t knock it out? You start about with the molar? What about whiteming? Yeah? What about go for it. What about it? Do it? Yeah? Yeah, do it every day? Okay, how long does it take? So one of our process we do four fift team in

the sessions in the chair. Is it one of the things when you put that thing in your mouth and your teeth that shines like a light, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, yeah, you do zoom white teeth whitening. Zoom zoom teeth whitening. Really, how the hell that work? How does it work? So? Oh, I thought you give them something? Oh no, no, no, my friend. So like, okay, we've seen a lot of adds. What about you know, stripes? You know, like some people don't they walk, they do work.

But this is, uh, this is the rationale behind it. By the time you actually see a change that you like, you spent three times as much as opposed to just going to the danners. And on the same day. So was the average cost whitening average in America's two hundred or five hundred? Okay, so teeth whitening is not not too expensive. And how long does it last? How long your teeth stays white? Minimum of six months? We say, don't do it more than twice a year. Okay, that's

not bad. At the last time my white in mind was three years ago, and I haven't noticed too much of a shift in shade. But that's if you don't drink coffee though you know, coffee like kind of but even you know, like I always telling them earlier, man, you just do everything in moderation. So even if you're drinking the coffee, you know you're brushing. It's the same way we tell folks after you smoke, brush your teeth.

I know it's not realistic, but if you're brushing and flossing immediately after, even just rinsing with some more, that goes a long way. Because what you don't want to do is you don't want to allow to bio film to kind of harden on the teeth. And once you get that initial layer of plaque or stains on the teeth, then it's a lot easier for the build up. But if you're never a lot of initial layer to stick,

it's like snow. If you don't let that first layer of snowstick on your car, then it doesn't power up. But what's that first one? Michael Blackson has a lot of snow bunny problems he does, then he needs to see always get stuck with him. You always get stuck with him. They get stuck in the gabber. I'm done, alm, snow melted. Motherfuck Back to Nudian queens and Asian persuasions for now, seriously, Chinese best friend, well, motherfucker, Dennis, Dr Trevor.

I appreciate we learned a lot today, Chinese best friend essentially leader. Show brush your fucking teeth. Yeah, a lot. I'm gonna go Seius and get me some flaws and then also, my guy special is coming out next Month's all right? What's your name again? Brown? Brown, j brown like s h a. It is s e y i. Bodies pronounced like shape butter s e y i. Buties pronounced shape like the shape butter, like sailing h shape butter. Yeah, like shape butter shape, butter shape, butter. You put it

on your skin. Never had one? Yeah, yeah, the moisturizing yeah, the only used of you know sometimes ladies and gentlemen go ahead to give me. I can follow you. Oh yeah, My Instagram might is s e y i on the scull brown, that's shade on the scull brown. That's right, follow him and look out for a special coming very soon. You're in Africa, you're on luck. If you're not in Africa with a month about the time you get your

stimulus check, it would be on. I gotta find a booth leg coming somewhere, Mike, I would sell it to them. That's right. And then, of course Dr trev Um give me I g one more time if I could, Dot trev Thomas. I'm a tourist. I like long walks on the beach. He likes the long walks in the beach and long plusses on the tape. Well, appreciate you guys for joining us. Thank you boss man man. I'll see I'm I'm bringing Chinese beats when we get a teeth done and get my two next guests in here. I

like it. Amazing, guys. I'll see you in Africa. I'll see you that next month. Michael blacks and Bill his square for five minutes. So, yeah, he meets teachers. He only got one right now. I'll teach yeah to do some free co Yeah, you'll come in class. When you build a school, I'll do a mission trip to your school. Oh, he's gonna give everybody been here is Mike. No, he's gonna clean, come and clean your teeth, man, why not do they need some Yeah, they just need teeth clean

and everything. Yeah that's great. What a good person. Friends, you got your Mike all well, thanks for coming, guys, next guest, best friend, thank you, thank you, thank you. Boss man. I see like Netflix Africa, take it exam with my girls, the ladies one. I got two more guests come in and let's figure out what they want. Yes, boss man, thank you. Why is the same show. You don't have to change your hair. It's the same show.

You don't have to change your hair. Mike, alright, that was you learned a lot today, man, A lot, Yeah, a lot. The importance of flossing, brushing your chees uh eating what do way you eat? Because it affects a lot of your body. Well, I'm what this show was all about. It It was a dentist and my homie. You know, um, healthy show. Let's keep the show going. Man. I got two gets two more, got two ladies coming. That's why I water. I want this outfit to um

you know my first uh female guests. Um, she's an upcoming artist. Really, she got a single that's coming out. She has a huge ask. I mean, good heart. I'm in and great personality. She's originally from Colombia. Watch. I think she's Colombian Colombia. I think she's raising New York. Uh, that's Monica. Can you come up here? Police Monica vvs Monica welcome, come on in. It's a fisher, mother suck at.

My picture on page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and the Thursdays a movie exclusively the Patreon, where they could no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon, mother suckers, My good Monica, where you don't. I'm gonna need insurance on that chip. She brought the whole, she brought, she got. I think she's carrying her kids in her ass the future. She's

pregnant in her butt cheeks. I'm guaranteeing you right now, she's as twins in her assis. Okay, enough about my eyes. So where did you meet this motherfucker? Mothersucker? Oh god, we met through like a meet your friend. She's a well not yo Matthew Summer. And then she's, uh, you have a your singles coming out? Yeah? Yeah, I have a single coming out called that bitch, that bitch because she's that bitch. Motherfucker right, what does it take to be that bit? Yeah, you just gotta have you just

gotta be a boss bitch. You gotta have your ship together. You just gotta so when you become that bitch, that's when I mean and then so like, uh, be in the bitch the bitch. The bitch doesn't like that bitch. Different between that bitch than a bit, right, because the bitch is just a brook bitch. That bitch is the boss. Oh, that bitch is the boss. So the song is called that bitch. Is it about you being that that boss bitch right in charge? What sounds of your breast? I'm

Tim Tuesday. No, seriously, I'm curious because I look over it because Mike is really good at guessing guests the boomsites like you used to work at Victoria's, doesn't she has a small waist and like, because that whole described to figure out the number has to do with your back. But I'll give it like a thirty for triple fucking d. Goddamn, it's got me two midges in her chest. No, I'm actually I didn't even know this he stands for everybody's

titties on her chests. Okay, he is for everything, Mike. Everything is a D like that in your class. No, I wasn't that far to funk up. I said, triple D next to triple ds. E? There is I never heard of an after triple ds E. Right? Are you thirty six? Okay? Thirty six? But it's a lot easier you could do that. He is victoria secrets do have E? No, but I just get a triple D? Can I get my fucking credit? Didn't make fucking Victoria's secrets? Now we know what the fucking secret is a secret. You know

what the secret is? They don't have or I'll go to agent vocat the right. All right. So while we so this song is coming out, you have a released date for the song? Um, probably like around March. I didn't decide yet. Sometime this month or next month? Okay? All right? So I mean, and if your titties are you're gonna make a music video? Yes, Mike is gonna be in it, because Mike, he will do that. Whether the he Beach dance. He's very good at the he

Beach dance. Okay, I'm not I don't know about this, okay, so we tell me. You know what, you're Colombian, Combian and Hundaran. Wow, so your parents met like an immigration office where it man mad accustomers. Hey, you're gonna deporter? Yeah, I'm getting deported to Can we fun real quick? You have a kin in America? Then we could both stay in the country. That's so funny. You guess that one, right, Michael relaxing. Yes, so he raised in New York. Brooklyn's

son was born in Queens and raised in Brooklyn. I could tell about how the next together everything we're in fifteen minutes. It's like Hollywood and don't don't pretty much learning what this year geographic? All right? Well, um, how long you've been singing? It's like a year now. I just started a new artist coming. So I mean it's it's gonna be tough for being a woman. You know, in this industry, everybody want to fuck you, put the dick in you, titd fuck you and do all that

ship just to put you on. It's tough. So I mean, how is that working out? You know, being a woman, is everybody trying to put that dick inside of you? I mean yes, but that's not happening at all, Like and that's right, and but you don't think eventually you have to give, like somebody gotta put the dick in you for you to get to the next level. I'm curious, like I don't know. I'm not a woman. I know it's tough. I do you know, to make it this comedy?

I mean I had a fun two very ugly women to make it to this, to the next Do tell, Michael Blaxton, do tell, what is it? I didn't have an about it really just eat us as. I just had to be funny man, you know. I mean it's we weren't an era where your talent. I mean, it's like all about who you know and you know the right connection, you know for ladies. I feel so bad, like you know what ladies have to go through to get to the next level. But you know you're doing it.

You're doing it the hard way. You're gonna let your talent speak for yourself. Yeah, you know you have to suck no dick or nothing. Do you have a sample, you have a song? Yeah, I can play you something. Yeah, Well we can't like to hear it, Michae. I'm gonna well she has a knifephone. Michael Blaxon her first century. I'll play you a little bit of that bitch song. Yeah, we want to hear it. It's connect good it is. She's Michael Blaxon on that one at all. His name

is the Beach. Yeah, oh there it goes. Yeah. Yeah, can y'all come and dance when I'm coming? That's really good. I like that. My goodness, we're gonna blow up that song on TikTok Michael Blacks. Oh yeah, we're gonna make a TikTok dancing. We're gonna do a TikTok dance. Yo. You gotta do a TikTok dance for that. Ya Hey, Hey, We're definitely gonna make a dad bitch song on TikTok. Yeah, my Mike, let's ticktok. Yeah, Mike, how did you get all that money? It's up holiday today? Banks are clothes?

Where'd you get that from the laundry store? I'm I'm I like that song. It's really good. Thank you. I'm pretty sure a lot of girls felt like time out, time that music off, time to stop the music, hold that time about get my money back, give me my money. This is not that was just an act. I have trying to support you, can I have? I need my money, Mike, She's so uber here you know how much uber foolish fucking dollars? Thank you. Mike's just joking, alright. The song

is hot? Why wish you lost the lost of luck with the song? I hope everything works out. I hope things go as playing. Um, let me bring my next guess. Can y'all squeak to? Can you sit together? My neck? Don't leave the show? I need all ladies head, I want my I want my chest out. Yea. He wears special bell from the Philadelphia right, Mike, is that a special bell you're wearing? You got the Philadelphia bill? Yeah? This is for the I got Africa, Mike, my continent,

the city I was raised in. And enough of course some fucking Cuban link like you have to explain to the podcast listeners what the blocks and angels are wearing because you know they can't see it on What do you mean put you're wearing love because they are full of love? Like what jogging pants podcast? Yeah? Please take ladies. I need my fu money. I will sue you. I love you both. That was a liar please, ladies. I have a famie children. I'm telling them about that. Oh

that's the village guy. Yeah, the village guy. Yeah, I got like two shirts from him. Was this village that's what it says? No, no, no, what I forgot what it is. We'll forget that. He's from It's Gonna. He's from Gonna. Bringing my next guest to the show. I the West West African Dog. I met her Instagram. You know, she's I'm the one time was this. It was a video of this girl dancing. I'm like, my god, this girl is so gorgeous. She got to get the exposure

that she deserved. Yeah, so I started posting her and next thing, you know, you know, I remember her. It's really good skin color, beautiful, gorgeous. I'm like, god, I'm so jealous. And then I got it. One time, I we got in touch with each other on our FaceTime. Her and her brother was in the background and I'm like, put him on the phone. I'm talking to a brother. He was darker than me. I was so pissed. I was so jealous of his blackness that he was darker

than me. I'm like, man, I thought I had this. I'm not hanging around you because you're gonna win the Dark competition, You're gonna be leading, you win the high Ce contest. Whatever. But she's so gorgeous and I posted her a few times on my page, introduced her to the to the world, you know, at least my part of the word. You know. Nick Cannon also noticed and then had the cast members of Wild and Now contact her and got on the show without audition. So let's

give a big hand for Westever. Yes, beautiful, Oh and she's all about jac was just in Ghana together. She was in Ghana when I was there. We co hosted at an event at a resort. You know, I try to help. I try to since she could teach Rider how to dance roder and dance for ship Rider dance like she has two left feet or she has to go rid of glue on her body. It's how skiff Rider is. So she's gonna help. She's gonna help. You're gonna teach. Yeah, So how you So since wiling out,

what's been going on? Like, what's what's up? Well, I I'm a full time college student, so smart intelligence. Yes, you know the thing about being an African, it's something must we must go to college, and we must finish. You have to do that for your parents, you know, even though you start on entertainment and you say, okay, this this death intimate is definitely for me. But you know you want your parents be proud of you at the end of the day. So you just gotta finish.

You're gonna go back to college. Listen, just mom. Mother is happy, alright, motherfucker. She like, Mike, you know what, you don't want to go college for college? Mike, She's go to Western Union. Send me this money. Imagine if you get a right university master, she would be so happy. Man. Motherfucker. My mom, don't give a fight. She's want of money. Sent the Western unip she said, Western Union right now. Wait, and she's like, I forgot the Western of your office,

texting me Mike, I'm at the Western Union. You know just that nothing is there yet. So yeah, she's at Western Union. I gotta send the money soon, you know. Um so you ye or natural body has never done nothing to your body? Right, No, no new titty, no new ass. What do you want? Well, I feel like when I'm done giving birth, I think I might Okay, it's not fair. Your ties can you give us some

of your that I want to get a production? Actually, see, people are never happy, like some who have too much you don't trying to get rid of something, or you have real boobs. Wow, that's what I heard with a lot of real boobs girls the time of carrying the the coconuts, Like how about the natural girls with the ass?

That's right natural as so you know, um, I mean being a guy and being dog skinned is a lot different than a woman, you know, and you are so gorgeous and sometimes people like okay, like what dos somebody compliments? Non compliments? You've got being beautiful and dog as if you're not app to be beautiful when you're dark? Like

what are these things people have said to you? Like people mostly like surprised sometimes, like even being in l A for like two weeks now, I went to the barbershop to get my head caught, and everybody was just like what the heck? Like do we have girls like you here? And I'm like, that's what do you mean? You don't see chocolate girls here in l A? Like they were all stunt, like for real, I had never

seen many guys like surprised by how I look. Sometimes but you two pretty for a dark skin girl, Like what do you mean exactly? Like, what do you mean? But that's the thing. But for many years, I mean, we were Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood is like where you come to be a star, to make in the next life, to become, you know, and in it throughout the years, you know, but way back in the seventies and eighties,

they've never actually showed our dark skin girl. They never you know, just in the last few years, like you know, we had Lupita, Lupita, you know, uh that they've never really shown a leaning woman. It's very hard to have a leaning woman as a dark skinned woman. You know. They've always fed up with fed us with lighter complexion, all white or lighter complexion or white. And I think it's time to break that barrier. It's time. It's time,

you know. But we know and us it's time of the of our life where especially black people are looking for identity. You know. It's not like back in the day when we first you know, when I was a kid in America, where it's all about being light skinning, this and that and made fun of the dog. Now everybody looking for identity. Nice, it's cool to be darker now, you know. So now it's your time to shine and and Hollywood and to give our dog skin completion women

more rose. I mean they're just as beautiful as any other person and mean more beautiful, you know, and natural natural beauty. So yeah, Hollywood stopped fronting on my dog skin. Get your ship together. You have a lot to do with it. Michael Blackson. Yeah, well you know where the dog skin man. Um. You know, we went to a rough time. And if we went through a rough time, the dog skin women went through a rougher time, you know. And we were not released from prison pretty much like

it wasn't a hiding the skin. We weren't released to like you know, Wesley Snipes New Jack City came out. I think, I don't know, probably we have to go to the High co C competition and find out who so like Wesley Snips and then people are like big Daddy Kane, so I'm back and again you know, um, and then came you know, Flavor Flame is not a good example, well a con and you know, and then I think those guys opened their doors wants to show, you know, like what I think Westley is one the

first one when he did New jack City. Every woman want to Wesley Snipes because every woman wanted gangster and like okay, now gangsters associated with dog and this and that, so that you know, sometimes you just take one or two persons just to break that barrier, you know. Um, I think like just like how Holly Berry broke the bearer for black female. Remember that, you know, get right, yeah, James, you know, and then Lupitita, you know, helped the dog

skinned girls you know, get jobs. You know, like, hey, it's a lot more of us that a beautiful and dog you know, you know, just the same way Western the guy that follows you on Instagram, Michael Blackson, Samuel L. Jackson, he made a lot to do with a dark skin community. How the fund is somewhere Jackson has to do with this. I mean here like great Roles Big he's not we know when we think about dog, he's dart he's not. But he's like nine PM dog, I'm talking about like

mit night one am, motherfucker, I mean I am. I'm I'm probably mitting now you pm. You know she might be twelve eight No, I'm no. I got about like a shade oh yeah, and then you got like you know, and then you have eight Kin who is like two am. And then you got you know, Flavor Flav who was like one am. And then you know, but fucking sim Jackson's nine pms. I mean, but he break the I think barrier, but with the the dog skin. I mean, you guys have fucking jet Lee Jackie Bruce. Oh lord

what Bruce Lee? What's up? Mother suckers? This is your African King of Coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Stuck, a podcast with me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of celebrity guests. So listen up, mother stuck. Stop what you are doing right now and go find the mother Sucker

Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. I heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe, it's free to go. Do it right now, and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. He's been he's been for thirty year. Yeah, they had a stunt gun and they had a real bullets on it. That's how he died. So he was scammed. So he was like Selena get shot by the agent or something. It was an accidental shooting. I don't know. Supposed to have blanks, bullets. Bruce Lee,

Bruce Lee. No, Bruce Lee too, hmm, Bruce Lee didn't. How did Bruce Lee die? How did Bruce Lee? Brucy died with a gun? Bruce Lee. I thought he got shot, No, he got shot. I thought. We have to google it. All right, we'll look it up. Okay, we'll figure it out. You know, have you have you ever did a black woman? Johnese bestment? I have did it a well, you know it was married early. That was that a relationship right away? Yeah? That was very early. Yeah. Would you would you date

like but you? I mean I probably would, but I am happily in a relationship right now. You probably would know what to do with a black woman anyway. Yeah, they will know what to do with me too. Rattles like three rattles, like half three eye rattles like half an inch. But it's poised on us. Yeah, black women like big, not all of us. Yeah, west side, I mean, have you measured dis No? But you don't want something too huge to hurt you. You want to feel good.

You don't want to feel pain. So I mean, yeah, yeah, I said that you for Michael Black and give up? What is that called bladder infection? Chinese best friend? Give vagina rejuvenation? Monica? How big you like your dick? I'm curious, like, what do you like? Yes? Of course I love men. Do I mean that size matter to you? So? I mean, what's the average? Don't? I don't know what you do? Have my listener show when when the mirror measuring their dicks? I mean a whole bunch of dicks to gram TikTok

different measuring um ship going. I mean I'm very thick, so they gotta be able to handle me. So okay, yeah, we got a big ask. I mean to funk you from the back. You probably need a village dick village? Did you see? How do you want to show them your butt? Can you stand up? I felt like my ass was small and the camera no, no shot up? Stand up? Stand up? We need to take the front out your ear? Stand up? Yes, I want to show yes, stand up? Okay, look at that. Wow, you need to

village dicks. Okay, it's right here. You need more lord, but Ghani and women like African women just have huge ass. Like when I went to Ghana, I felt like my ass was very small, like compared to the women that lives in Ghana. I was surprised. And it's natural like the fu No not well, now they're copying a lot of you know, outside but outsiders. But I think Africans have natural body sending us some period like so after South Africa, my good, everything's just ridiculous. What they're feeding

girls over there. And Michael Black's African food foo foo jalla Rice, No, no, we're talking about Ghana chicken feet. Chicken feet, don't I think they just naturally just you know, like all the women, the women in my family are thinking the guys who are build like crackheads. Yeah, you got the correct ahead, chide Michael. Yeah my dad, my dad was built like a crackhead. My mother's built like. It's kind of good though. You don't need to worry

about it. You don't need to worry about gaining weight. Mike. Well, I still got a little pot belly, but you know what, I got the pot bundy because the gyms are closed and the restaurants are open. What happened to your personal trainer? Like actually used to actually work out like he did for like two times, and that's improvements to like. And you stopped. I was like, no, I'm gonna go back to it. He was complaining, he was crying. I'm not These personal trainers try to try to turn me into

on the Swash in one day. One day, you're gonna turn me into the Sash. I'm like, let me, let me work my way up, get me from Rick Ross to a puffy stomach, and then get me Michael B. Jordan, whatever their name is. Don't just turn me. Don't take me from a crackhead too on the swash nigger he want to hear like that. And one day that I was like, motherfucker, I couldn't walk out the bed. I had a fire two personal trainers where they'd work you

too much, and then my legs I couldn't stand. I could stand, and then I had to go to show. I had to go to a show in three days. Man. I was sword like consistent, said, you know what I'm just gonna. I'm gonna, you know, ladies work about me looking good. I just wrapped my money around my dick, motherfucker, that's all we need. And yeah, Mike disappeared for one month, and he goes, I want to have a six and the big muscles, and then there goes he can't get up. Yeah,

I was sucking one day this guy. My whole body was sort you know. So yeah, but working on is definitely you do ship at home. I could just do my sit ups. If I do sit ups every day, I think I wait four times, four times. Yeah. Mike doesn't even know the emergency exit this building. It there's an earthquake, you will probably jump. He doesn't know where the stairs is. I know where the stairs are. You sure, Mike if you ever opened that stairs right there opening,

I closed the door right away. But for read that will work well. He really ran into penthouse floor, bucker. A lot of stopped at the eighth floor and knock on somebody's door, like, let me with his luck. He's never walking the stairs for years. He might trump all down. You go to Ghana, don't you lose weight? Don't you feel you know? I try not to eat. If I eat it for every day, I'm going to like my stomach, you know. But we eat more healthy. I think back home,

so it's good food. But I stopped. I stopped doing dairy, so hopefully that will work. Yeah, it's born and raised amazing. Well, she took English class old old, Yeah she went. She's in Ghana and she's well educated. My mother just dropped me up at the local public school, you know, just learn without vaccination. Just drop me off. What great you want him to be? Like? How Day put him in? That's what happened to me. That's what happened to me.

When ye fucking like, would you like to be eighth grade? No? Would you like to be sixth grade or seventh grade? I was like, these fuckers are so tall, I want to be sixth grade. It's two stories, right, I was the oldest one in the class to graduated, and I get to choose what class I am. Yeah, that was the oldest one graduated the same ship, was like best friend, eighth gradestallan Okay, I know that's why. That's why I took a grade down, because I was like, I don't

want to be the shortest one in the class. I told my dad I'll take grade take sixth grade. Oh no, I'm different kind of Asian. Yeah, Filipinos, Well, Monica, wish you last the last a lot with your music. Thank you. Thanks, haven't give you give me your I G so having people fother this, Michael. We hear you, Yeah, I hear you. Know what's your Instagram? Monica on the score vvs vvs like the diamonds, diamonds forever and shine right like diamond,

Shane Bray like diamond? Where did you get and what's your I found him homeless West African Doll with one L because the double L got hacked. Remember, Oh my god, you helped me on my Instagram back. Can't get over it. My first Instagram was what was m West African Doll with double L? And that was only one else. There's a lot of fake pages out there. So did you got your original page back? Yeah? You didn't get it?

We did and get it. Um not giving me I G again, it's get the mike here, my i G s Nati Milano make sure to check me out and um okay, Well, thank you all for joining us. Another wonderful It's a great episode. We had like so much she went on tonight. Yeah, we learned so much. I feel like we went through a whole master's degree in college. Michael, thank you all for joining us. The mother stuck a

podcast with me, Michael Blackson. It's a cavalry audio production brought to you by All Her Radio and The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan of Povary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael blacks and Keegan Rosenberger and Dana Brunetti.

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