Victoria Kimani & Natalia Estrella

sure what you're driving to. What if you're driving with bad intentions, I hope the cops pull you over right now. Fellas if you're going out there right there to go cheat on your wife, I hope the cops pull you over. Mike, you're not gonna believe this story. This one guy, he drives a big Greek truck. He got caught for overspeeding, and he messaged me. He goes, I was listening to your podcast laughing like motherfucker, and then I didn't know it was overspeeding. He got a ticket, so well, I'm

freaking responsible. No, we're not. I told him already, we're not. We can't be responsible for as slow as this show is, how does it make anybody speed I guess he was laughing like crazy, is it you're on drugs? Ah? He wasn't on drugs. He just got a speeding ticket. But if you're listening to the car right now, if you are on the way to the clinic because you callote clam media from cheating your wife, I hope the cops pull you over right now. My good Everyone that listens

to our podcast probably a cheater. There are some faithful people out there, Chinese best friend, Yeah, me, you are faithful? You are? You are? Are you faithful about choice? No? Oh yeah, so you almost said faithful for because I have no choice? How about that? What's that? Does that make sense? I am a faithful because I have no choice or else my whole family will move to Hungary and I gonna end up being alone with no child. And what would you do if your wife and the

baby leaves? What would you do? Would you just cry all day? I won't even come here anymore and black sorry my depressed. I miss a little fucker running around the house. Oh man, that's sweet man. Yeah see, now you make me want to have a little Chinese baby. Yeah, Mike, when are you gonna have a Chinese baby? It's impossible. I'm too black with a big dick. It's nowhere. I'm gonna have a Chinese baby. I can't believe you're going

to another therapy session again. It's the show, because yeah, it's gonna be This one's gonna be very intense because we're like not in the best terms right now. So you're not. Oh that's perfect, that's actually good drama. Is good drama. You love drama, don't you, Chinese best friend? Michael blacks In the whole world, You're the African king of comedy. The whole world is watching you like a

goddamn microscope. What's Michael Blackson doing today? That's what they all do, Mike, and unfortunately, Michael Blackson, you are a Michael Jackson. Now you are a just in my village. Man. No, you're not Mike. You're famous all over the world. I'm not a Michael Jackson. I think they're comparing Drake to Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, did you hear about that they had? I don't I think that's that's going with two of a board. Okay. I don't even think Drake think he's

as big as Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is in a class by himself. Yeah, because everybody loves him from every single world wide. Blind people, Michael, I mean people that don't even speak, muted people, blind, green everything. No people, Michael Jackson is the is from seventies, eighties, nineties, two thousands. No, he died in two thousand. But right, we're still talking about now. Drake just came out in the last ten years.

I wonder where Michael Jackson from fucking five generations Jackson, Come on, man, there's no comparison. So if if fucking DJ envy and looking for something to talk about, that's nowhere to go with. That's go where you can't compare. Okay, they're better comparing Drake to like maybe Chinese best friend Michael Blockson, I ain't that famous. You're very pre famous on my podcast. You're the second biggest name on this podcast Chinese. That's right. Well, it's a sack a name

by default. We don't have an any other choice. Three of our blocks AND's angels got deported to Canada. What the fuck, Michael Blacks We dressed like our girlfriends are on period today today. Yeah, I'm feeling red. Todate, man, I didn't I didn't know you was gonna wear red. I no idea I was gonna wear red either. I just don't wear red. This is red, very custom made. It just came from Nigeria a few days ago. I loved those Romanda my Nigerian guy. This guy, I love

this office. This is bigging for Sachi man. I think about you're gonna say fifty thou a year? Easy? Easy? It's really sharp. You like it? Oh? I like it? Can I get some or do I have to lose PUDs? You have to just lose some stomach because it has I would wear that all day. We'll be matching, like freaking the Chipmunks something or chick Monks did match with Jabba, but just different colors. You can't wait to say, why not we have to wear If I'm gonna wear red,

you gotta wear blue. Motherfucker. I'm not getting funded about the wrong gang. So you're right, because right there were both like, hey, we are both who's gonna die today? Yeah I'm not. I'm not wearing this ship Crush and Slauser. Motherfuck. Maybe we'll just make the red a little bit lighter pink. Maybe, yeah, because you know, if he mix up red and white, you get pink. Right, you know if you mix red and bleach you get pink that if you mix blue

and yellow you get green. Really, yes, I didn't know that. Do you know any other collegue who mix up to get a certain color. If you mix black and white, you get Michael Jackson, get Barack Obama. Bring my my next guest, motherfucker. We forgott to talk about the news. That is the news, motherfucker. Drakeman compared to goddamn, is the biggest news in the world. World. All right, we'll talk about news and talk about music. I gotta bring up my next guest. Okay, I'm excited. I'm very excited.

I met her a few years ago. Very talented and it is Victory kiam Kiman Kimani. That's what I want to Kimani. Okay. She's from We just talked about Barack Obama. She's from the country. But rock father is from Hawaii. I thought Barack Obama was from Hawife. His father is no Hawaiian. Where's your father from my nigga? Yes, she's from Ka from Nairobi, Kya. She's a trail blazer alright. She's known as a trail she's known as a trail

blazing East African queen. She said, oh, she's a singer as a songwriter, she does it all and she must be a goddamn actress to her new single Remedy trapped two weeks ago, go and support it right now is a fourth studio album. That's right, Spirit Animals on fourth studio album called Spirit Animal is available on every digital platform. All right, wouldn't get it? The girl's talented. Actually was featuring one of music videos. I saw that one. Well

when your Rose Royce. Yes, you were in the garage. I was in the garage. Yes, But she's very talented, very beautiful lady and gentlemen with Victoria Building whoa Victoria Kimani Hey. I saw her perform the other day at the Afro Beat Place at the party. It was a she was just chilling. That was a great one. I love that place, Mike. I like the African scene. Everybody's so happy. You should have been an African Chinese best what happened? There's no fights? No, he's so peaceful. Everybody

wanted like high five. Yeah, no body fighting, just a good time, great time. You used to fight? No? No, I mean you know the clubs every time. Welcome to Victoria. I seen you in a while you, um well, you got back to l A. Yep. How is Kenya? Let's talk about Africa, man, that's how I give about Okay, yeah, Mike goes there a lot. I'm not gonna say America, but let's just talk about Africa right now. Okay, okay,

how is Kenya? Kenny is beautiful, It's beautiful, beautiful. We have um well, during the pandemic, there's been a curfew. So yeah, everyone's in the house by ten pm. That's how I was then. I mean hopefully's changed then, right, No, it's still now sew on curfew right now. We need that curfew into unit. The castle ship is going on with Yeah, it's retarded and honestly, it just feels like a ploy, very corrupt. Is there everybody dying there too? Or no? No, not really. People are dying though, but

it's not like as bad as some other places United States. Mike, I'm sorry, I think I just saw an alien spaceship right there, Like it's an alien spaceship. That's a reflection of the light right there, look a big one ship. I just witnessed an alien spaceship, that alien spaceship. No, it's not, Mike, that's a goddamned spaceship. Spaceship. It's a balloon. Best friend, Yeah, I thought it was. I thought it was seven seconds of my life. I'll never get batory.

Michael blox and I've been watching a lot of alien stories and how Elon Musk was to be fair and creepy. It looked like one kind of Yeah, that's just a birthday balloon dinosaur. Well, welcome back to Los Angeles. We've been doing while you're here. I've been recording. I've been getting ready to launch my album, which is coming Friday, Yeah, Friday, on Friday. What's the album about? Is it? Like, is it one specific topic? You are? It's just life. I'm

all over the place. It's called spirit animal. My spirit animal is a zebra. Howcome we tail? Where do we go to know what your spirit animals is? Something? Oh? No, No, you just have to think about the attributes of certain animals and then dissertain. I think you choose our own animal.

You can if you think you identify with a particular animal, So you identified with a zebra, I think it's definitely you know, like the zebras, Like it's not the King of the jungle, but it's like fucking special, Like it's something you want to man, baby, it's what the lions eat. Zebra, that's what the lions eat. Is that what the lions eat? Everything? Are greedy? Lions are like a fat bitch. Just just when yeah, what would your spirit animal be? A man? You get the juice? Oh yeah, Mike, we want to

hear it was you as next motherfucker. No, I don't want to. I want to hear you what the animal? Let me see, I'm a nice loving what's a loving animals? An animal always sing? Oh dog? No? No, wasn't and on this cartoon is always just a lovey dovey. Maybe I'm a rabbit. I like the funk all the time? Maybe oh yeah all the time. Yeah, Like maybe I could be a dog to like a dog. She's a zebra zebras a half have people to be a high rabbit and have dog. Wow, wow, that's that sounds like

something might be a cat. I ain't a kid, motherfucker? And what are you one of my Do I have a choice? Whatever? What do you identify with? Like, like I think I want to be like a crocodile or something. Wow, I don't like the doctor a little. People you're talking to like two hundred thousand people every day. Doesn't mean he likes it though. I've never heard listen to her podcast really much like because I can't like I get irritated by my own voice. That's interesting, yea not, It's true.

I don't like this. I've never I don't never listening. Actually, never listened to an episode of this show ever. And we were like on episode number thirty something. No, I haven't listened to it today. It's pretty funny. I'm not you. You can't pay me to listen to myself. It's really funny thing I like to watch myself, Dude, I don't even like watching my staying up. God, I just hate myself. Mike, watch your time. You're shocking, You're funny. Thanks JNS. Thanks

for your approval. I watch your four of your three of your shows well in personal Yeah, I was there with you, Mike. Remember you drove from to someplace in like Inglewood. Mike, you gotta open a special like now Michael blockson, but you do anytime. I mean, I think you're the funniest life right now. Thanks for best. I appreciate it, but I am doing for special I should. I should probably do it right you are do like super Dude. I'm gonna do it for the year he's out.

I'm gonna shoot it. The thing about it, I had shot one. I was gonna put it out. I shot it right before the pandemic, and then it became not relevant anymore. I'm so I'm the type of comic that, like, I'm very current. So you have anything, I mean, if anything coming out, it has been so very current, like you know, a few months current, So that's specially. I shot that in December of like nineteen oh yeah, and then sucking March, there's a whole pandemic over. I can't mean,

but it's okay. People will still pay for it. I would have to put that out. You gotta be something later, but I have to do something on the pandemic. My material right now on what's going on in America right now is Dope is Hype is the funniest ship, Like I think it could do like a four hour special.

I've seen you two hours one time. I'm not gonna mister you, and you've been touring this whole pandemic like you haven't stopped anything, but no, no, no, we stopped from March to July kind of like went back in August, right. Pandemic was like March and then we started, like I think the whole world is really waiting for you. Che best friend about her album that's coming. She's gonna her album is really good. I heard that one we want he heard the remedy. Yeah, thank you, go ahead, that

was it? Also, Ac, what's your favorite song? Because everybody had you have that? I have a favorite joke. I know you have a favorite song. Oh man, that's hard. There's sixteen. I love all the sixteen songs. Um Born's Donna. It's the first one on the album. That's one of my favorite. Roses is the last song. That's one of my favor favorite. I got a song on there with Katie from Ghana. Um. There's one with Give Me a Laddy called Spider, which I freaking love. Um dang, there's

a lot. I'm sorry you got I need at least like top seven. Favorite seven is like seven my favorite number? All right, you wan to run them down? Remedy. What's remedy about? Remedy is baby? Please give me the remedy, give me the ecstasy. You know, it's like you're a girl like I don't want to say Beggy, but you know she's like pleading with the guy, like give me that ship that I don't get from everywhere else, you know,

like give me the remedy. Is wow. Well, I mean, you know it could be that if that's what it is for, it could be that infinite fact, that's what everything the whole thing. Yeah, give me the remedy, the remedy record, whatever the remedies for you. So remedy um, give me money. With Bellish Murder, he did the cash Cashop number, you know, the Cashop song Gosha. Yeah, it's a huge song. He's afrobeat song right now. Okay, So Bellash Murder, Long Distance with Katie Spider with Yemi a

lad Um born Stunna Roses. It's I'm a Piano. Are you familiar with I'm a Piano? It's like the wave right now. It's actually literally what everybody's vibeing too in the continent. It's like the South African thing. Yeah, it is very South African. So I featured Lady Do, who's like one of the biggest I'm a piano artists, um and the last one but not least the seventh favorite, Oh, most Wanted, Most Fire. Yeah, it's talking about you know, being the ship and thinking that you're like just believing

in yourself. It's a very confident boosting album. So if there was a theme, might say that would be it. Like it's just you're on your ship, you're talking your ship, You're there's love in between, there's romance and between, but for the most part, you're you're digging yourself do out theme. It's a Fisher. When I saw at my Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and to work on Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they no longer

be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother sawcus So as an audis what is your your goal? Because what I heard, I mean you're big in your country, right, Uh, you know you're baking noise all of Africa. Is your goal is to like make it in America? Like what do you think? Yeah, that's everybody's goal. Once you have a song that's big

in America, you're big in the whole world. Like you can have one song that pops off and then suddenly you're on tour in China or like you like anywhere, just because because Americans America you are. It's good to be so so weekend the conclusion that America it's kind of likes everything. So yeah, you don't you don't feel like you have really made and made it to Americans.

Know you how you feel? I feel like that's like all right, I don't want to get too deep into it, but it's just for some reason that that white co sign is like everything too, even to African people. When people see you doing things in the white man's country, it seems to be like the biggest ever. Oh now we can support you. Now they start claiming you as that's ours, like the Lupiza effect, you know, like Lupizza got the Oscar and she started doing all these huge films.

You know, there's a lot of Kenyans. Suddenly they were like, oh, she's ours. But prior to that, it's like y'all were really supporting like that. But anyway, that's just for example, get the approval of America. America. America, I mean, hate the thing about it. I mean, Africa's we are hot right now, we are the hottest. Everything we do, they want to be part of it. And that's why. That's why, you know, those guys just be but them mind coming

along and doing some words. Kid Drake Dumbond doing stuff thing you know, Chris Brown doing don't stuff with dvdo all those guys because we are hot, you know. So it's the vibe. It's very undeniable. Like you can't listen to any African music for the most part, even the older music and not dance like it's very It reminds me of the reggae back in the nineties. Yeah, it's a very peaceful place everything. I mean, I think, I think what it is is like you know, a lot

of African music. I don't want to call it like escapism, but we like we need to escape our problems with music. We need something to make us dance. We need to something that we forget about what you're going through and just come dance. That's the vibe. So that's the reason why you know, people don't really think about the Africans bestairs.

Even there's a few songs that talk about the struggles, like the one Techno did with the another but whatever anyway, but I feel like whatever the use my money, that's nothing to do with that, just like what Nira did with the with that song, doing that, that whole thing with Nigerian what's going to right? But even so it's still up temple, You'll still be dancing or even if you go far back. It's like fella cutie right, he was making politically, but you still definitely dance like that.

Mike do he he made one it's called tumble. You had not doing nothing else. I was talking about dick motherfucker like I thought you were talking about used to play with Charles Berkeley. All right, let's let's top we'll name let's name our top five afri Be artists. Right, Okay, that's tough. It's gonna be tough, your top five, and then will go to all of who's to use night

number one. Let's go, Let's just pick five f us no particular obviously, Bernard Boy, obviously, Whisky obviously, David because that's what everyone talks about. And then we'll do the other two that you think me myself of course obviously I would I would have to say m hm from East Africa. You can put Diamond in there. You can put him in there, Diamond from Tanzania. You can kill him in there. Yeah, definitely top Uh you need more, right, um,

Casper and your vest South Africa. Um, there's millions. Ye, she's huge, that's not twenty. I mean I'm just then because we had like seven now, but I've been naming all of them. You need to you gotta you don't know any Chinese's friend Mike is Mike. You gotta show him more. I know, I'm you know, Um, I don't. I haven't listened tons in then girl. Maybe I've heard this song. I didn't know who it was. Okay, it's a guy. Yeah, um, you do you understand Swahili Belly

of the State. I ain't heard that a girl? So have you heard it? Oh? Keati is dope? Keatie is amazing. How about South Africa? Who named Casper? Here's a guy. He's a guy, he's a rapper. I think he's incredible. He's a dope performer. Is he better than the other guy that did that song recently? And he's like that he had that really hot song right now. He's vocalistic, vocalist, way different vibe way different, vibe way different. But I

mean Casper does. He does. I'm a piano too, but he's a rapper, so he does, and then he's a I don't know how to explain it, Casper. Casper has performed on like sold out stadiums on his own seventy people. Yeah. Everyone I'm mentioning is like I've done something pretty pretty. Um yeah, all of them. Because I mean, you name those top three on God think gotta come out of the top three between the video, whis Kid, Burna Boy, you think those are the top three afro beat because

they're definitely on the worldwide. I would have to say that the Brennard just got really I guess when nominated he win a Grammy that she got nominated one time and then she would finally wanted Yeah he did winning this ship, right he won? He didn't win, Okay, So between Burner Boy, David and whist Kid, those are the top three. I mean, did don't make a song every hour.

He's probably making a song right now. You know. Brendan Boy, I think came from like underground, and then Booll made his way to the top, and then whiz Kid has just like I mean you know he has just I mean, right now, let's narrow it down. Let's just narrow it down. It's down the three, let's down to two. So let's let's take DAVIDO out. Okay, a right, and we're gonna be started the movement. Well, I mean no, well, no, no, stay out of this one because I don't I don't

want I don't want problem. All right, so let's let's trying to faked. Okay, Now we got the Yeah, we got Whiskid and the body song, right, but how the song of the body, um my body whatever with the song is with Thames. I'm gonna going back to what that's the biggest song right now? Honestly like that that really is in the song of the moment. So if you want to talk about what's the biggest right now, it's Whiskid period two years years, last year, it was Berna.

Right now, it's Wi. The year before that, it was David becausember David had and then after that it was Berna because he had Ya and everything else. And then now it's definitely back to Whiz. So it'll be interesting to see who's next. But I'm trying I'm going back to the big Afro beaks to me, you know, especially being introduced to like America. It just happened in last five years. You had a lot to do with it too. I mean I've played it and I showed love to Wag.

But between Joanna and if I think those were those whether too? Probably yes, yeah, you know, because any's not right now, if you're going to any club, any hip hop club, they played Jowanna Joanna, If those I think those two songs made the breakout, those two songs are probably the most probably be blew up. But right now, like this, this new song, right now, this new one with terms is definitely the biggest with whisky, yeah, definitely,

of course. And it was so hot that of course just go on the remix that it remixing got on remix. But what did What did you think about the song the remix with Justin Do do you like his verse? You know, I like it. I've never I've never really cared about Justin b. Well I heard it. How do you feel about it? You like it? Okay? It kind of introduced the a lot of the other race because Justin gunning Bolt. See, it just helps the So how

do you feel about that? Like what are you ready to hear um like other artists that are not Africans do afrobeats or are you against it? You're not ready for it? You feel like, you know that's going to happen though, right, because that's what happened to dance hall when it became popular. Everyone thinks they can just get on a dance hall beat. Now, that's so it's going to happen. But for some reason, I feel like to make it as an afrobeat artist, you know, like Africa. Yes,

you got to start there. I'll make your way there. Yeah, that's because my thing is like they're not gonna You're not gonna really be You gotta get respect from the Africans. You have to go out, you know what I mean. It has to be um, don't you think even let's let's say a lot of the kids, the African descent kid kids like parents were born head, I mean, parents came here, get birth to them here. They want to be afrobeats, they want to do afrobeats. Nobody's showing them

no respect. I'm not. You gotta go and grind it out like Nia and them guys did. Yeah, it's a really really really blow there and then you have that support trickle down here. But then there's some ky is like um like Routimie's song, for instance, in my Bed that's yeah, that song blew up right, it's bigger it did TV star, you know. Okay, so that actually have been different. You shot that video with Rutimi. That's son of a forty eight million views. I like how he

gives you your props man, even your story. He's a real best hype man. I love it. Ruthimi became platinum thanks to you whatever. But I'm saying, Timmy, I think he became a TV star first. I'm not. I'm not sure how easier with the bend if he would just like I want to be this EFFROTB star from coming out of nowhere. You know, I think power helped him in and then owing money to fifty cent, I think helped him. Remember that you owe me money, RUTHIEMI so

owing money to blows. I tried to borrow money, but Mike leave him, like Mike, it was close to borrowing money from how much was trying? No, no, no, you know this this happened like about a year ago. Fifty cent you'll go out fifty cents, right, we'll go out to a strip club. And he was like, you know he haves he like order like ten tho dollars and ones. You get like five d of it right the next you know, you'll wake up the next morning and like,

I think, Michael Blackston on me money. I actually you got anybody with that? Yeah, you gotta be good. Interesting, Well, let's see what what Let's see what an American artist has to say about it. Committ all right, let's bring our next guest join us. Let's see how you feel about, you know, blowing up what it takes to blow because I think blown up in America. I think it is probably the most important thing to be world known. We agree that even people in London want to be known

in America, you know what I mean. So America kind of like suppose that signature, like are you gonna sign you and let you know? You know, we'll let you know if your star not. And it's it's so sad because he put other people that almost like not give you the extra love unless you're known America. That's the truth. Yeah, I think the most talented people they migrate here. So it is like you gotta eventually make your way here, But you know, the cream of the crop rises up.

That's what I think about America. If you if you really are amazing or there's something special about you, you will rise. You rise up American because American likes different and nothing. That's why. That's how I made it, because when I came, I was pretty much the only African comics, literally, and they liked it. They liked that I was different, a different subject, talk about something different. And then the

talent is there. You're still freaking hilarious, very much. But yeah, America, you have to be different, don't you be like everybody else? They see right through all the bullshit. All right, let's bring out the next guests. All right, uh singer songwriter vocal list originally from Los Angeles, raising New Jersey, but now she's back in l A where she was born. People always always welcome back. Natalie's in the building. Natalie,

not Talia, not Tally. I'm sorry, I went to a public I see what from a deferent public school did to me. I can't even read it right, it's just sailing this guy. You dropped out of kindergartens, not Talia. Hey, not talier. Um, You're good. We can hear you for having me. You know what are you? Are you? Like? Are you her spirit animal? You're a zebra? You mix it like half and half or something. You're mixed. Let's do the thing with the long tongue, A long long trunk, right,

you would think of the trunk first. I was thinking more like because like an elephant's memory is really good. They're very sensitive. They are they're like a long as something that they used to do things with Jesus black anything. I'm not sure which tribe specifics ipe. That's what this Africans dot Com ancestry is good. I did it so right now you're just like there's no in in your family. You're just black and black. I'm black and on my mouth side I have Irish and my dad grandfather drink

a lot of beer because Irish would drink being right. Yeah, so your mother's side is Irish and your dad is all yes, Cherokee, Yeah, exact said a little baby here. Ship. If you're a Cherokee Indian and you have a good percentage on your DNA, you get like twenty grand a month. Really well that's the or like the call your reservations whatever that, Yeah, you get you get money if you well you have don't you have to like live there or something. It doesn't matter if you have the blood.

We have all the wrong. Trust me watch Discovery Channel every day. That's not going to be on the You know what makes me put the sleep is watching YouTube. That's why you got the facts twisted because you were sleeping. If if you have a good amount of DNA of a Cherokee Indian, you're automatically getting way to get the money from Chinese best food, the reserve where we lived on the lamp, the Indians of power. Fuck Michael. Can I just marry Indian? Yeah? And then you're gonna have

to collect money from the girl you marry. I'm saying she that means she's getting money. If I marry an Indian, can I get some money? But now you you cannot get money because you married an Indian. Maybe the kid maybe if you guys have a kid, Yeah, you can just take the money from the really want to be okay, So how's how's your how's your career going? How things going?

It's going. I've just been recording. Um. I haven't been so quick to put everything out because I want to do a lot of music to UM basically get into movies at well, not necessarily the soundtrack. Um, she has a very powerful voice. Mike, what's a lot of times, I guess. I mean it doesn't matter what type of movie are you? More like into a romantic movie than that when you see your song going, I'm gonna movie like popen because like I look at Sea, like, no

one really even knew what she looked like. It was just she had sia. She had like really captivating songs that got placed on the Twilight movie soundtrack. She's gotta be rich, that's why Ilight this. Yeah, well that was inspiring to me to see that because it wasn't about her looking good or sexy. It was just no one even knew what she looked like. But you're beautiful, so you should thank you. But I want people to appreciate me not for the beauty but for the sound, because

the beauty is going to fade. Music won't fade beauty. If you have tattoos of a rose and you get like ninety years of nettle start falling over, you don't have any tattoos. You know. If I this to me, I have to get like white, don't you can do tattoos. I want to tattoo. I want like the dark tattoo Chinese best friend. I won't get like a Africa map on my chest. My chest is so built like a crackhead Chinnese to be Africa. I could like a fat

transfer meet like a half of the African map. Now I could do the whole thing, or may just gone maybe just one country at the time. Right, no one c d look like if you just cry, what's up? Mother sucks? This your African king up coming? Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. You subscribe to my podcast, The mother Stuck A Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and

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from Jersey. Okay, well part of Jersey. Jersey City, I know, Jersey City make you feel homes. That's drive back. Jersey City is a nice school, is right, it's Jerseity is right before you get over that bridge to New York. It's like right there, right? Was he close to the Lincoln or Hollington the world? I always thought it was strange that they claim Liberty, the Statue of Liberty as New York, but it's really in Jersey. They always say, oh New York, and yeah, it's in the water. It's

like New Jersey official New Jersey water, Jersey water. I didn't know that. I did not do on the Statue of Liberty. Was the Statue of Liberties owned by your friends friends from France who Rudy Gilbert's families, they're from France. Run they dropped it off from France? Did they come from friends Liberty? I didn't know that it was made. It was created in France. And the gift to the US. Yeah, your motherfucker. Yeah, they owned that, Mike. They might represent

it anything they want. So why was it a gift? To like for America's the latter man like? What was the gift? Was it given a gift like a symbol of peace? Also a piece after their revolution and to honor our revolution and that they helped us. I had no fucking idea. I'm seven corson heard how about the seven regions of France to represents severations, friends, I didn't know idea that this statue of liberty was the fucking was a lady? And then, uh, what is that called

the Eiffel Tower is owned by? Was that a gift to the Funk? I will see how actually got delivered a gift from George Washington too? Why the Funk? I listened to you everything I know? Mm hmm. Can you believe that Michael in the Brooklyn Bridge was a gift from where? Uh? Definitely, Chinese are always building bridges. You are building bridges in Kenya as well. Yeah, trying to build a bridge in Mike self. But I didn't bring

my tools to bridge your contract off the scot damn ship. Well, we forgot about our sing our friend now that we're talking about the damn Have you been there anyways? Have you guys been there on the top of the I know. I just waved to that bitch when I drifted when I go to New York. Now that I know she's friends, and now I know she canna friend, but we we Mike, did you know the original color and nineteen hundreds was copper? It was copper before, for real, God damnit, Michael Blacks's

best friend. I don't believe it because that the water that made it look gingy, like that water and saltwater give it a green petina over for a long time. The same guy build the internal structure of the statue Liberty, and then went on to build the aftertime. How was it delivered? Was it like on a boat? On the boat like a hundred different pieces? Oh, and it was put together? How tall is that bitch? A hundred and nine?

That's a lie. I don't know. I mean, I'm trying because she's in the middle of the water, right, a big passion. Can you want to leave that? It was copper before? Michael Black Chinese besthroom. I was also baige, Okay, when I was a baby, when I came out to Oh my goodness, a lot of sun, a lot of rain, change my complex albino when he was born. You was you was a pail, You was a goddamn everybody's lighted

when they were born snow white. Huh three five ft tall, which is not that tall throwing her five feet tall? But when she's sitting in the water, do we see the foot of it? I don't remember, but you look it up. People see anything with her from the water too down. How much of her body is in the water right now? I don't know, Mike, Okay, what hang on? Let me see. Oh, okay, she's underwater. We're in trouble. That means it's global warming, Michael blow Let me see

what doesn't mean touching? How did she turn green? Just like the waters flashing on? How long has the Statue of Liberty bed in America? Hundred til windings and the bitch still standing still there? Yeah, that's a faithful woman. Man left that bitch this since eighteen hundred sixty seven. She's still did. I cannot leave my grandfriend place for ten minutes. He walked away out of my life. I want a nice stiff chick like the Statue of Liberty.

Just even if she turns green, you're still I'll be back in three That still there, like Mike, waiting for I've been waiting eight and three hundred years. The liberty is like a penny Michael BLUs in the color was I didn't know she was paying? Yeah, she made out of clay. What is it made of copper? It's not gonna be mad at clay and last for those years. Copper is stronger than heavies. Yeah, it's stronger than steel, like this is this? Is this? Yeah? Can you even

sing the star spangled Chinese best Friend? Let's go? I could sing it, but I am not the gifts today? You seeing it for us? That's such an interesting song. It wasn't interesting, I feel like for a lot of artists, no matter how well you know it, like you will have a moment that you'll forget. It is right now one of those. Can you sing it for us? Please, Mike, She's going to sing then it's I'm ready for the stars? Can you see by the done early? Who are sur

proudly hey at the Twilight's last clean me? I don't know wow? Can you see? Can you sing that? Can you? No? You don't know it? See what had happened was in the rockckets, red changed, the bombs bursting in the gay boo to the night that flag was still there. Oh, say does that star spangled banner? Wait? Go down the land? Oh can't you see by that star light delight? Got the car light delight? So proudly we have probably we have the star Line's last glaime, the last game lead

through his fair Reller's lines. What's the random we rads this Stunn and the rocks that burst through the spoof to my life that my stars? Should we do it? Star that sounds gave way and then up the free ter prass Michael Blacks. The United States Embassy is going to revoke your literally going to send you back. And yeah in the Statue of Liberty, that is that song supposed to mean like we are your safe space because

they need to they need to figure that out. Yeah, we have a lot of hard working United States Army protecting us every night. Yeah, and that was free right, there's no attack in the United States. My grandfather was a United States World War two prisoner of war appeal w Yeah, nineteen forty two. He served that My mother was born, was born on Christmas of nineteen two. Yeah, he was prisoner of war. Still alive, Oh, he passed away.

I used to drive into the veteran's office. Yeah, I get checked out right there on Plumber Street and to get checked up. I get checked up. He lived like ninety. That's good, you lived his life. Yeah, how long you want to live to best? I just want to live to like, uh, you know whatever, as long as I could walk. So you start walking, you're ready to die. You got a little electric wheelchairs? Now you don't want to be in one of those? No, no, I mean I don't mind, but I think I could walk for

a while. I don't play sports. My my joints are fine. How you won't live long, like hundred years out? How would you want to be I kind of see where you're coming from. Like, I don't mind living old, but I want to be able to take care of myself. I want to still. I want to still hide. Yea, I have a good family. You know you can be boring living at ninety and you have no grandkids running out of the house. I think, I think me as

long as my dick work. But when they stopped working, and I don't want the women feel the same, Like when you're coaching stopped getting wet? Do you want to just don't want to live anymore. So women have better things to live for, like grandkids out of town. You know, man, just a man, my dick, stop working and get me out of here, right. But if it starts working, there should be like some medicine by then that can help revivee it. You know, I'm talking about lighting mother just dead.

It's dead. I'm sure you can get you can get another one. You can. These days, you can reconstruct anything like people are getting like vaginas and digs and all the time. You can do it for general rejuvenation. People who yeah, there's rejuvenation, and then there's the women are doing that. Then when they're trying to find a new relationship and go get a whole new vagina, have you have you and then you got revenation. No, I give

vagina rejuvenation all the time. Oh my god. Okay, I think the best way to do that is just eat better one and everything is better now. He said, you got a little dick. You don't do no damage what he's doing. But most people that are, they're having problems down there is just years and years of backup of diet. So if you decide, if you decide to cut out meat, you're never going to lose your heart on You're never gonna lose Can you cut me out meat? Okay, yeah,

chickens definitely meat. I think if you have your own source of like a chicken farm, not going to like we need to have a chicken, you to steroids, like a real chicken farm, like the chickens in Africa. We saw a rooster the other day when you went when I saw a rooster, not the fucker that wasn't a rooster. That was a good No. I saw a rooster another time. Woster. Yeah, we saw a goat outside in Tampa. That's a goat in West Hollywood. Michael, I had checked my GP as

make sure I wasn't in village in Ghana. So he's gonna run out of gas the same place. A run of gas two and a half years ago, the same place. That's that spirit it's like a year ago, and then you sure your ancestors aren't. You can never go to that had I had a two and a half years but it was it was like last year, I think. But if you run out of gas in the same spot, that's spiritual. So you are right your spirit angel Mike is a goot Mike your spirit. I mean people eat rabbit.

You said you're rabbit people. I would say rabbit because rabbig just like to just I mean, you're a good there's a sign. His name was Brady Facts. That's a good one. Actually he's a crocodile. You're an elephant, and I'm a zebra. Wow vibes. Well, if it wasn't a zoo right now, I guess i'd be dead friends, right because the water, by yourself, they're gonna eat. They don't put goats in the dude. Oh yeah, I'm saying what

I'm saying. When the when the animal, when the tiger is ready to eat, either fucking got the water, you get out of the water water leopard, crocodile So that Instagram today, No, you know a crocodile they could get anything they can out. If you're a leopard, though, motherfucker, you become a blue pail of shoes. But there's a crocodile like it it's a baby window behind his back and child Okay, if it's a baby crocodile. Question, the elephant is so huge? Kind with the elephant, right, they're

actually the king of the jungle. They say that line is, but it's really the elephant. Has that been a fight between elephant and line yet? No, they don't ever know. Yeah, the only people that are elephants are human beings because they're the ones trying to take their because lines and tiger they fight things that eat and kill. Right, they probably don't want to eat an elephant anywhere, Like I didn't know. It's too much food. They know not to what if an elephant does die, they do come and

feed on the flesh, like have you ever seen? Like I hate talking about this, but the only attack that the week, ye, the elephant is not alive, all the other animals will definitely come feast on it because flesh, well, this skin is hard. They gotta get to the skin for peasant skin. They got sharp teeth, we'll eat it. I love elephants because they're known for the memory. They don't ever forget, Like if you messed with them, try to use them forget you right? Yeah, do you do?

You know there's so from Lion King? Can you sing it for us? An elephant? How to kill how to kill animals? Did they just do elephants just stomp other animals? That? How to kill them? The stump right stampede or they kick them for real? They want to up. Yeah, so nobody fun with the elephant this whole time. And elephant is the king of the jungle. No, it's not like they're vegetarians. So that is yeah, and they're huge. You gotta be kid of it. What's that big song for

lion king? That one? The other one in the jungle? No, the other one? No, they're the one, the famous one, circle of life, Circle of life? You know that? So not enough to sing it? It would turn into a remix original classic, Mike, what song do you want to sing? She want to sing a classic song? Uh? Jenny Jackson? They saw from the Pointed Justice about Whitney Houston. I want to run? Do you know I want Jenny Jackson? I want what's the poorted Justice soundtrack? Anytime anywhere, I'll

find you on the couch with Fred All. Oh that's not how it goes. Another song, another song to mind? How about the House is Not at Home? Do you know that? So? I think that's a little before my time? Oh yeah, she was born. Sorry. Who's your favorite artist? We would want to your favorite artists of all time, whether all time, your favorite of all time, Like I would have to say if I had to just choose one, mm hmm, it has not even not even the vocals.

Is just because her sound is so timeless, I would say, shot it can you sing? Please? Shut it? Is one woman that like she's like gotta be sixty something, but she's just still going, what's something that's going to go ahead and sing one? And she's waiting for your time to mothersucker? She you know how the song? Can you sing one for us? Please? Um? Sure, we have a lot of talent today might go blossom the other episode

now this it's a fisher when I suck at. My Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and to the Thursdays movie exclusively with the Patreon where they will no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Delly updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon your mother suckers? Um, I like cherish the day? Like that? How about rise Up?

That's a good son, that's a good song. The biggest music producer right here, pretty Mux arriving in the building. So Shot, that's that's different. I ever heard that, who's your favorite artist all time in victory to Honestly, it's very tough, but like just the first person whose album I can always listen to forever and ever. Just Lauren Hill.

Yeah I love Lauren Laurence from Jersey too. Oh yeah you love Jersey Yeah goals man like just like even her, even how her career set up, like she can disappear for ten years and her music still is circulating, She's still making money sound tracks. She don't have to like do anything really, that's like you the goal, just create one classic body of work that like outlives you. That's that's literally like everybody you want to hear Cherish the

day you want to hear it? Please please, you're ull in the way, then I'm moved and that breathe your you only can priscue me, and that is my prayer. If you're mind, if you're mine, I would didn't want to go to have a Cherish the day I won't go astraight won't be if right won't catch me running rolling the way that I'm moved and breathe, you show me how deep love can be. Yes, wow, can do it like her? No, your voice is so beautiful simplicity.

Your texture is very very You don't hear your music too, girl to play you some fool? That was bomb. You look all serenaded. And that's how I feel like going to church. I was crying internally, internally crying. Music is healing, it really is. Yeah, fives, what's your favorite song of all time? We said Hill song? Right, I said, Lauren Hills his favorite artists, But like favorite song of all time, that's very hard. That's very hard. In fact, she's so nice.

In fact, you should play it now. We need to do Actually, I've been waiting to learn the dance, like like come on, Mike, need to come to Kenya Tumbo Tour, Like let's get it. Popping Luthers is my favorite singer. Michael Black really with my father again, he made it. U didn't he have his breakthrough through? Um the amateur night, right, that's what he was doing the Apollo what Luther audition on Apollo? Like that's how he got didn't. Laurence Hill

also didn't. Yeah, I was on there too, and they almost moved me to and then everybody was telling me that like the don't worry Lauren, and I was like thanks, they don't even give it. They don't even give you a chance to see to boot. So you know how that goes. My name is Boo, I got the sweeping guy. Yeah, the clown comes out. You don't want the clown to come out. Same man saying, man right, the same man. I can't go to the Apollo Chinese. They will boo you.

Was looking at you sometimes they don't like when you look up our next single Chinese best friend boo. Yeah, they boo you just because of how you look. They're like, oh, we're gonna boom. Did you have that on? You gotta go in there looking like would you dress like sexy or something? That's where you got One of My arms was broken, so I had a cast and then like

that's messed up put out casting. So they probably figure out you just got to killing your ex boyfriend or something with the broken art can man looking sexy or either that probably you broke arm trying to sell some pussies. Let's Buddhist bitch. Boom is there to to support and he was like, don't invite me to these shows again and wet spot someone. I can't get mad at the boots there there to boost that. Steve Harvey that was introducing you back then. No, it is m Tony Rock

he was the host one. Now. I haven't seen any music of the Apollo. You want her to sing one more zone for you before? I need him to teach us with tumbo dance at this point? What's my favorite artist? About time? I got? Probably Michael Jackson hasn't been Yeah, who's your Michael black Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson probably guts to be. Favorite comedian of autonomy? Is Eddie Murphy? Who you have a favorite? Yeah? Yeah, my favorite comedia is

uh Michael Blackson. Yeah, like watching you. He's funny live. I love it like the best. You're the best best friend. Yeah. I didn't know he was a comedian before when I made him. Wow, isn't Eddie Murphy coming out with the movie Mike if he's still alive? No, he's coming out in a movie something Shrink five. Michael, did you did you cook today? I didn't cook. I haven't cooking a while.

I'm hungry. We have some food for you. Yeah, clothing statement. Well, we have two beautiful ladies here today, one from different parts of the world, East Africa and fucking New Jersey and trying to get to East Aff're going to see the elephants, right to go there for zo has two of them. I went there. I'll be the person to protests outside of the zoo naked with a sign free the animals. Trying to go there again next week, don't go,

don't support the zoos. That you that's how you get Yeah, it's the protest right now, Nick, I might get me and my Dick will be arrested. Mother, Definitely, we don't mind if I want to see like the real like not necessarily in their habitat. I want to see them that way too, but at least in a sanctuary where they're not like miserable, They're not happy, and Junior is gonna end up shooting them. She's worked for Peter, Mike, don't know Trump Junior are gonna end up shooting them

the moment they go in a protective land. Why don't know Trump Junior the motherfucker shoot all the animals his son. Yeah, he's got photos of them, like the younger one. If the liberty was alive, Mike, if the liberty was alive and moving, Donald Trump Junior would have shotted already. She's just saying luckily she's made of a coup. Well, thank you all for joining us. Thank you give me can follow, you can follow Victoria Kimani. Victoria Kimani is k I

m A and I follow me follow me Italian? What's yours and mine is blue heart Child? Just like it's blue heart child, blue heart b l U h A r D c h I l D blue heart child, hot heart heart. I said h r D. You said yes heart, but I said a r T. She spells a heart with a heart because I said I spell a heart and she said yes blue heart child. Why you chose? Why is that your name? Um? I was speaking with someone that used to manage me and blue Face.

They were just like, you need to make it really easy for people to find you, you know, like simple um. But blue is um your crib, Like that's the color of the throat chakra. The chakra is blue. And then I feel like I operate from my heart. Everybody kind of operates from a different child. I feel like I am I operate from my heart. Wow, we found out the statue of liberty is cover and our throat is blue? What else is name? Discovery General Mothersucker Podcast. It's a

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