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he's always marching his ass on. So Jack Boys also known to be the first rapper to do anything where now the state, is the first rapper to buy fick jury the middle of the mall. Is also the first rapper whose neck is gonna turn green from fake jewelry rap? What's up? Talking about the episode of podcast I'm your host Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening to Matasaka podcast.

How's the kid kids good? It's still a little baby Chinese? You have baby been two years old for three years? How is that, nigga, he's about two and a half almost a year. That's what I thought. How's the lady doing the ladies good? She's still Hungarian? Yeah, nothing has changed. She got her papers here, She's still illegal. She got her papers. We all together in a little small town. Did you have to marry her to her papers? And she already happened. I haven't married her. She's a performer,

Michael Blackson. She was signed by your friend. Ain't gone. Oh and she still signed. She's not anymore. She's she's signed to take care of the little Chinese motherfucker it is. She got a eighteen year contract with a Chinese baby in your contract and eighteen yr contract too. We say everything, how's every day? Would you? How's work? Work is good? Man? You know it's been tough. This whole pandemics fun shut up,

sucked up my money. You know I was very close to open up on only Fans page and pulling my dick out for thirty month. Oh yeah, I saw that you opened up Blacks and Angels page. Yeah man, I'm not doing nothing, is ye. I'm back to work, thank god? But oh my god, you're finally back to work. I'm back to work, but not every state, just California is shut down, so there's no shows in California. We sucks because if I write a new joke like how the funk, I'm on try it out? There's no comedy clubs open.

So now I just gotta like do a free show, and fucking I g live to see if the orders. I'm like, if you joke is for they just put in the comments the cheap motherfucker that don't pay tickets exactly. But other states are open, like Texas are giving a funk by COVID, Georgia don't give a funk by COVID. Miami is like in and out like one month, one month and like fun COVID another month of government like fuck you go back home, locked the door. So and then Ohio is like you know, some states are open,

some places are going, but they have curfew. So it's like I gotta be if I'm doing a show, I gotta be done by ten pm. So it's like it's yeah, that's when they start drinking. Mother, that's that's bad. Bad. So a lot of restrictions, but and a lot of the capacities are very small. They're as small as to seventy depend on the state, like Texas are at seventy right now. I think, um, Georgia might be the same, and like other places are like maybe fifty. Yeah, I've

seen all your posting. Everything sold out, sold out, and so that's what we gotta be people. Motherfucker. It's because they love you. Michael Blaxon, You're the African king of comedy. It's like seeing fucking Elvis performed. Yeah, I mean, you're you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley. How do you feel about that? Michael Blackton, I mean, nobody ever called me Elvis Presley, but I appreciate the company. Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk around with you.

It's like people screaming everywhere everywhere, homeless people screaming. Oh mother socker. You almost caused a major accident of the one on one freeway. When I was driving with you over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine range Rover, just like me, and he was all he was doing was filming of the one on one freeware. I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a fucking accident and he got you on tape. That's not a fan, it's a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. Mike. You

know what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear a guy screaming in the background and your mother sucker, and then all the people going on my friends are real that it happens all the time. I could be in an airport a bunch of black kids like see me, hey you bitch na, how you feel about that? And then the white lady like what what am I calling? What? These people are so mean? I'm like, it's okay, these

are my fans. First, what do you do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your bitch? Don't city and word? But yeah, it's our love man. Yeah, that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you. I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Y Yeah, all my friends more, that's how more love to show me the worst, to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like that guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That

guy my page and he lives on my page. Those my true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from all the big fans of other big people. Fact, you know, it's a funny. I share birthday with like Trey Songs, right, and I'm my one year I went on his Tray Songs page. On his birthday and the girls like, oh my god, tray soon, we love you, throwing pennies that you have pennies and I come on my page on my birthday. Hey, you black bitch, crispy fuck, this is

on your birthday. This is the day your mom shifted you out, you black piece of ship. I'm like dead. Motherfucker loved me right, he loves you a lot, a lot of you do anything you today? You wear a church shirt and clubs jeans. Are you Are you going to the club after you leave church? Yeah, and trying to go to a club today? What are you wearing? Michael Blacks And you know the whole world you're a fashion nikon. You're always wearing the most fancier ship in

the world, the most craziest ship in the world. Today I kept it kind of simple. Just sweatsuit by Roberto ca Valley. Roberto ca Vali, Roberto Vali. If you're listening, you know this motherfucker money and they do all me money. In fact, pay me my money and maybe I'll help you open your store back up. Because the Robertica Valley on Rodeo Drive shut down. That was such a beautiful place. It was my favorite place out. They accepted, They almost

accepted the African money. Remember when there he tried to try to pay my clothes with African money. Yeah, they accepted that one. They did accepted, motherfucker almost accepted. For a difference, we had it stuck between a hund all of bills and it and the African money is so colorful, it's like Mexican money. So they didn't notice that ship right away, like, hell no, this is not dollars, motherfucker. It's not even pasto. This is some CDs. That's Ghana money. CDs.

What's a one hundred dollars in Ghana? How many? I think a dollar is about five of the CDs, So one hundred dollars, it's five cs only it's five hundred cities. I think Ghana owes you your own money currency because you have blown up the world of Ghana thanks to you. Michael Blackson, you are the most famous Ghana born person in someone's backyard came from Ghana. You are York, but I'm I'm I'm I have like three passports, but I'm like burying, I'man and sometimes I'm Nigerian, so they're all

owe me money motherfucker. Yeah, I'm born in three countries. My mother had me on the airplane right like in the sky between three countries. So I have three passports. Were you born? Do you know where exactly the place you were born? No? I don't. I don't know. See what do doing? Africa? It's not even about where you're born.

Is a by where your parents are from. You could be born in one country, if your parents for another country, your citizen of that you if you have a choice of becoming where you want to be a citizen when you turn the eighteen Wow, yes, so yea yo. You could be born in Ghana. But if let's say, if your parents of like Barrier, you could be like, okay, I want to be like Barrier. You get like you become like brain citizen because all about where you claim where you want to pick, So you'd be like many

many money more' you know what? This country is having a civil war. I'm not going to this country. I'm just I'm from misplace. You get to pick when your parents are from somewhere else and you're born somewhere else. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, No, wonder why Donald Trump thinks what's his name? Obama, Barack Obama was born and yeah, he's born in out of STATEID. Parents are Kenyan, so he's technically Kenyan. You got to you got to Kenya get

a Kenyr passport because that's where his parents are from. Really, that's probably That's probably what somebody told down the Trump head that littlenig guy is from Kenyan. Yeah, Donald Trump? Still think what is his name? Barack Obama was born Kenya. Still he's like he's from it's from Trump. Trump's a hater, man. Yeah, are you gonna get a Tanning salone? Soon after you talking about Acon a week ago? I'm I don't say Ali bashion on say it, man, what do you buys Tanning?

Is it out there? Like? Can I get on Amazon? Yeah? It's uh, it's called Donald Trump tan dot com? You get right now. I'm good, but I don't want to turn orange. Motherfucker. I'm good. But you know one thing, I see you have a little stomach. Yeah, I get some weight, Michael Blackson. Don't blame that on Corona, motherfucker. I said, yeah, I blame I blame oh my weight on Corona. Yeah. On every ten pounds is every letter of the coronavirus. I'm currently at so listen, I had

my stomach is going on slowly. Yeah, I could tell you three months pregnant. If you're a girl, don't be a bit motherfucker. Thanks to my next guest. Uh, let's bring our in. Uh it's you know, I'm all about titties, but you don't happen. She is. Okay, I give her like a thirty six C something like that. But the most important thing, she has a specialty that we cleanse you up, that make your stomach. Yes, you need a

lot of it, motherfucker. Give her up A t G. Tristan, y'all listen, gentlemen, Tristan d G TJ TJ t G t G t t G. Are you the person responsible for Mike losing all the thanksgivings? Still have my stomach? That he put that thing on her air first, she went to, h let's go, they're gonna help us put the thing here. Here we go, Thanks Brandon, Thank you. Yes, weights, I didn't lose weight, n I lost and I found it yesterday. But I lost some stomach though, so I drank.

I drank her. In fact, she was here at one of my parties and then she made me the tea. I drank it, and she said, Mike, whatever you do, I hope you have no plans for the next eight hours. Holy crap. No, she said, no, not next eight hours, and she said eight hours from now. I hope you have no plans. Why, nigger, I was, I mean I should have for like I should have every hour after eight hours. Holy crap. That explains when the girl asked about where's your toilet paper? There's no toilet paper in

your It was all gone. Yes, I should have just kept So that's the t. Tell us about your t T again to anything else. Tell us about this tea? How how did you you know? What? What do you have to do with it? Did you create his ingredients yourself? What is the purpose of his teeth? Because we want to know. Okay, so thank you for teaching. She's from Ethiopia, right, I'm from Ethiopia too. You know I live in Ethiopian La. You live Ethiopia town. Okay, Yeah, I'm from Ethiopia. Yeah.

So I I came up this during the quarantine and then because I was drinking this league and then my friend asked it, like how you don't get away? You've been cooking and actually I make a lot of food for you to do. So they were like cooking and you don't get away out and I've been drinking this classy thing and then like can you said, oh, so I can make you know, funny out of this. So I saw putting the form left to get it and so you know, making it. I would say it was

for Wow, how is it coming in? Long? So it's a fisher. When I talk about my Patreon pages now live my weekly titty Tuesday and talking Thursdays moving exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer be sensor by the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dalli updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother suckers um the t okay. So I drank the tea eight hours later, yea, my stomach started talking to me. Holy crap, my stomach was speaking in tongues.

And I haven't been to church in a very long time. Wow, I don't know what's the lord or the devil was in my ass, But I should have things I didn't know I had in my stomach. Only crush it that thanks Giving food from last year. Motherfucker oh ship, that's very bad. That means chick the turkey legs and turkey foot nails, fucking fish eyes, chicken foot, cow's tongue. Everything

I ate last year can write out, you know. But I think I shop about total of three times, maybe every five minutes, just like you know, whatever you do inside your calling. I mean, even if it's Chinese food or like whatever food. Just because we eat a lot of especially African. I mean, you can take me out of Africa, but you cannot take Africa out of me. So I always find a way to eat my African food and it's like a lot of rise. And we like a lot of heavy stuff. Food. Food is very heavy.

So we need something like that to like go on there and just it's like you pull a bleach on dirt and go then I just killed the break it down, come out your ass easily. Wow. I need a tea like that. I want to lose ten pounds. In fact, next time you actualentally get a girl pregnant, will drink that tea. I bet you will have the baby will come out come out right away. Holy crap. That's better than Plan B. My God, God forgive us for that. We should change that. Now it's pretty good. So now

I did it one time. I mean to get my stomach totally down. That should not do this like once a week for like a month, like what what should I do? Days? And then? Because do it every seven, ten days straight four hours because it has appetized super supertense public school. Yeah that done, like you all eat too much? Because so it has to that's what. So do it every day for seven like this. Well, I'm probably, but I just want to lose my stomach. I hope

I don't start losing everything. I'm gonna turn a lot of cute crackhead. Does it make your face smaller? No, it just ain't worried about yourself. Ch why don't you try? You look? Oh does it work for erectile dysfunction? I need it? Oh? It makes me with spurn back. No, no, it's probably strong enough. It would kill all that stuff that's stopping your dick from getting hard because it's tired. Shi. Yeah, you know what. That's gonna make me single and my

whole family will leave me. This is how it makes you dig bigger. It makes a stomach go in there with your girl, can see your dick motherfucker fucking you, Michael Blackson. Actually, you're right. That's stomach against your dicks is eighteen motherfucker No motsakle. I looked at it last week. Yeah, the table were saying hello to me, jenness baby too coming up because you have I don't have that. See my dick. I can see having my balls. That's good.

Try that all right? So you give us a website for the team that it drink dot com TG and like, oh, yeah, you're right, so you can just you know, off, it's like the website there and you can just go there and you know you can purchase what so t G. The man was that he was no, because you know where we come up some of my friend because I you know, you know, you called me some jobs and stuff like that's looking around right. They say why don't

you call yourself? And I was like, when I create my team, I like the name, so maybe just give it the name. So that's cute. That's a great idea. So if he had a tea, we're gonna we would call your tea. I'm gonna call it Chinese best friend because diarrhea is your best friend. There will be a slogan yeah, no, no it was. I mean at first I was nervous about taking it because I'm like I had a big party. The next day, I'm like, hold this ship stops because I would hate to be like

excuse me, excuse me? M yeah, yeah, But now it worked. I mean I'm gonna. I didn't know I had to go seven days straight. God good, Well you have to make sure you have nowhere to be for seven days? Oh my god. Like you have to shoot like every hour, Like if you don't have anything, you don't shop, that's it, okay, but whatever you that it will just take it out so that way, or you have air everything you just come out like as a far you could shoot here

you fashir basically you know ship. So what was the

difference between this and like calling closet? I mean, you know sometimes like when whatever, because we eat a lot of food that's like have a kin cat right, So even though we call it like h we cook it at home stuff like speak the food that they shape or everything has a spreak every that so you know, when you eat it, your stomach don't Sometimes it's hard to read off all the skin caps or stay there even you're you're like, shut what do you call it?

Your ship? Okay, I'm gonna call the ship because I don't. So that builds up into an inside you call it sometimes if you see your stomachs like, can't know me. So when you drink this this, it will just irritain it. Like and then if we take your college, so we'll take out everything we have inside totally. He does. That's

when we don't. It does. Yeah, So it's like that's why you feel every because they say even in makehouse feels like we knew have when you are full of ship basically, yeah, that's when my girlfriend always tells me, you're full of ship. Can't you're gonna be full like that? So basically, actually would your brain everything you know, the world you plan to your body, it's like it has you know, when you're ruined and you don't get tired and stuff like that. That's a lot of people get tired.

They're lazy and stuff like that. Sometimes they don't even know because they have a lot of and sometimes we have a lot of stuff building your body. You start to smell, right, people don't understand that, like, you know a lot of ship. When you're full of ship, you stink. Well, thanks for the tea, t thanks for the tea and the tea where Yeah we finally finally got some te um.

All right, um ship you're gonna try something? Yeah, definitely, Michael, I want to lose a little bit of my stomach maybe yeah, you know, lady, Yeah, I can't get inside Jack. Do you have a man? No? I don't. Every man seeing me, I'm like, oh, there than you. So I'm like, how Mike has to keep saying God because ugly men have good hearts? What makes you say that? In Michael Blackson, I have a good heart. Yeah, you do have a good heart. Ugly man have a good heart. That's why

I said, ugly guys your way. You're trying to find these cute guys. You guys got too many bitches. A lot of cute men don't have money. Ugly man are in style. Ugly is a new cute Yeah. Plus like man, I mean sometimes it's like I'm near a lot of guys seeing in there. Okay, the things it's more about ugly or I'm more like if we be serious, like I'm more like into a guy who has hay on his shoulder, you know what I mean? Ahead shoulder, but she's like, hey, like you hate he has a head

on his shoulder. I mean, I hope every man has a head on his shoulder, but go ahead. It's not like the ones that you see from outside. I mean from that it's like so and so, you know some of them their phones are lobe is in the back the front, meaning like your brains are in the back. That's called this less it right, Yeah, so that's kind of vibele but like that it's me. But what I

mean is like a lot of men don't. Especially it's kind of hard today if you hear a lot of women's from playing oh l a dating and stuff like that. It's kind of far to be people where people like like you or you know some of the people because everybody's from the woman to the man's everybody's living a fake life basically. You know, it's a way you may a man will take like I'm gonna producer, I'm wrapper. I'm like, oh, he's like, I'm fully man, are you

gonna be famous? Really able to help? Like you wrapper? At forty you should give up age work at macdrobe and at least you know you can't create a fat so is it like an age where you shouldn't wrap anymore rappers out there? If you haven't made it by the time you're thirty four, just give it up, Like, oh, should like to do something like really say or not even racing, do something some some work and you can do over at least you can make like three four

hundred dollars a day. Why wait, it's like a thousand that so you bring four thousand dollars how you know, just like you wrapper a fully and then you don't even make it. I mean that's like a lot of these rappers out they got three thousand mixtapes and no album. Give it up quick, Okay, everybody's hiring go and give go, give out COVID test motherfunker. Okay, they're hiring for COVID testerings. So so you want a man with a head on the shoulder, it's like more like a man who was

really responsible. What is your biggest problem with men in Los Angeles? Like what so they are a fake? You're saying they're fake? Oh, so they only like you an African woman, So it's hard for us, like most of African women today like men from here ye see in America because what I see in America. That's the women. They don't have that dispet for themselves. So wait and you know, like you know you got the man tries. If you see African man even here, they tries they

like someone until they yet after her. It's not like you should make it a work. But at the same time, that's what makes you a magic right. But here, man, it's like you want to to change. I mean you want They want to ask women to chase that. I'm like, oh, why do you have to change. You're supposed to be a man. Come to me and talk to me. They want women to go there, be are racy and talk to them and all that. It's not as weird because I do go ahead nothing and I do work like

that because I grew up. When you don't talk to a guy like that, I think guy would stole you. If you're gonna talk to them, you like you feel like proud about it, and you just work out the way they count they try. That's where they eat you. It's kind of nice, you know what I mean. But here, so you want that typical you want to averycan aggressive man go after what you want? I'm a should be like that in junior. They just don't tell them how

to be a man because it's a man. It's not actually go getor exactly will be like not to get him a job, getting you know, his money and everything because he has that kind of many like energy. But like if you have kind of a feminine energy, it doesn't matter how you cute or you you answer whatever, that doesn't make your read really men. Right. So it's just it's just really hard to find a real guy here. So I have that kind of you know, Okay, don't worry.

I'm I'm gonna find you a man one day. I promise you, I'm going I g life when we get up this show, and I won't find what your motivation and making a t s after you break up with somebody's that like, uh, you don't want you, you don't want a man anymore. You give them the T so they get the area for seven days? Is that a sign for a long time? Oh you've been single? Do my favorite? Put some teams sucking liquor list? What's up? Mother socas? This is African King up coming Michael Blackson,

come here to ask you a question? Oh you subscribe to my podcast The Mother Stuck Up Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of celebrity guests. So listen up, mother Stucker. Stop what you're doing right now and go find the mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. I heart Radio, Apple,

Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe. It's free, So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. All right, we'll talk about dating my next guest. Now, you say it's very hard for you to find a good man. Yeah, in the you know, in the regular world of dating. You know, I have a special special guest. Um. I mean he's a creative director and he's designing up give up, bigging money. Got my man, Mr Marcus Plateau. Well, because it was good. Hello,

everything good, Everything's great. How are you? I'm doing good? So she has a problem finding a man, you know, the same ball in the same boat, going up the same ship creek. So I mean, tell us a little bit about yourself, Marcus. Um, I am a creative director. But what do you want to know about me? Well, I mean you're looking for a man, just like she's looking for a man. They're they're just they're trash. They're

just trash. So I mean, I did some research on you, and you know before you were interested in man, you like the women at one point, you would say at one point. And sometimes there's that like it's like Tinkerbell flies over it, like puts the fairy desk. Well maybe that's now, but she's like, I don't know. Sometimes I just want to like have sex with a woman. It's weird, but it has to be the right woman. It has

to be like sexually attracted to her. There's like a sexual like the body has to be right backs burnout that we called him burnouts. Yea burned my head. So all right, So in the gay word, is it harder to because my thing when I think gay man, I just think you just party and just funk each other all day like I thought man would just because men we want to funk. Right, I want to funk a woman every day I have. I have a colchy problem, right,

that's your problem, that's my problem. So if if a gay man I want, if men are all the same way, they just want to sunk all the time, and they the man you know, just be fucking how hard is the final man a gay guy? Uh like next to impossible. You got on any of the gay dating and after all the deep party your drugs, It's like you have a job, what's what? What's your wallet? Holy crap? What the fund am I gonna do with you? High on meth on the street girl and look by no And

that's okay, like everyone that's what they do. But like it's it's not like incomplicated. I think, like it's just there's scenarios that where it like drives down, like people that are only looking for sex, people that are looking for relationships. But the ones that drive hardest for the relationships I've I feel in the gay community like they are the ones to wreck at the fastest, are the ones to cheat. I won't to know how you wear

from like just eating pussy the second dick. I want to just get to the point really, like how did you get to them? Yeah, tell us from the day you were born. My mouth put on one thing and one thing went down my mouth got you. Um No, it's like it's it's it's it's attraction for me. I like the hyper masculinity of a man. But I think a woman's body is like completely beautiful, Like there's a lot of art in a woman's body. But and I

still find that completely beautiful. But there's just something about a man that just think drive drives me up the wall and over the balcony. So I know, like this is probably rudy, stupid. Do it. Let's go because I know like women get a period like a man a sucker. Let's let's ask the question because I have a counter question. Yeah, counter like women get on a perio. We cannot funk. Is there anything that was stopping? Yeah? Yeah, I want

a shitty kitty. That's what that is. When they take the tea examtly, Yeah, they need to take the tea and then get a douche and liken man could do yeah they Yeah you have to. I mean if you whatever, Yeah, if I didn't know that? Is it? Like, so y'all use the same mass and guil and water that women use a different It's like yeah, it's like, I mean, can I go to the CBS get it? It's like what's called the fleet inema. There's like it's like a

two for one. I didn't know that the same for the no no no, so is it's just basically for men. Are just for the asshole. It's for your asshole. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't. I think anyone can use it. Okay, so you could just use it too, just for the held of it when I have diarrhea. I haven't had diarrheas. It's less easters, Michael Black. Why Easter? A lot of bunnies we eat. That's Filipinos. So question. All right, So now okay with you, Okay with transgenders, you know that's

not you. That's a different lane. Um. No, I grew up with guys that transducted Intoto women. But no, I mean it's not it's not my thing personally, But I mean I know that it is the sexual fantasy for a lot of guys. Yeah, because I'm like, if you, you know, if you like men, but sometimes you think about women, why don't you get to one? You could have it all at once, which is so it's a totally different lane. It is like going to a carpoo lane without another. Yeah, you don't have that thing that

beets you through. But transgender don't like to be other transgender. Trans Gender want to be with a real man, right, that's why they made himself a woman. Are the looking for sugar? Dandies? Who Mike, she's looking he's looking for sugar? That I mean, yeah, hello, come through it if you make as much. But if you're p and l's matched, my mother's let's go. But I had no idea. What's harder to find a man than it is to find a man like well, I don't understand mother that English.

I mean, I didn't know what's harder to find a gay gout to find a man and a straight woman looking for a regular a non gay man. I didn't know. I just thought gay guys in the club all the time just wear to each other. No, of course not Michael Blexen. There's a picture and a catcher. Are you pitching or you catching? Yeah? What are you? I found that up because I have a gay brother, older brother one and a half you er older than me. Is the same as a boyfriend. He got married twice. Now

it's his third marriage. He's in love. So you had the marriage things. So that's pretty much every state now right with the gay marriage is a lot of Yeah. So have you been to one a wedding? A gay wedding? My brother yeah, my older brother is gay and he's and he's married, so so it could be so so it is it had read so gay could be read because I'm like I always one of like all you people born gay, the you just become gay. How did the whole thing work? Please, I don't know. I was straight.

I dated a girl and got her pregnant. Oh, this is my little come out story right now, and she aboarded the baby. But honestly, at the end of the day, like now where I'm at in life, if she wouldn't have done that, like my life would be I would not be here today, what I'm doing today would not be where I'm at. It was a blessing and a curse at the same time. But I would have like a twenty two year old Wow, So do you think the baby would have maybe try to keep you straight

or you think it make a difference. No, I mean, I don't. I don't know. Actually, I don't know. I remember, like after I knew it happened. I remember going out to a club and this Latino guy grabbed me by the side of my face and just like pushed me against the wall made out with me. And I see, that's what I'm talking about club and stop each other. It was it was crazy. They were kissing. Did you fun that night? Don't lie to me. Fuck no, they don't just funk like that. Yeah, guys have feelings too.

They love each other, talk about dinner. I'm saying they made out in the club on the first night. It's the aggressiveness of a man. Was you in the Gate club? Yea, oh it wasn't a club. Why did you go to this? Was that your first time? No? Yes? Actually yeah, wait shut up ship. Yes, yes, I want to know the first time you transformed from like straight together. I want to know how did it happen? Who's this person? Like,

how did it happen the first time? How did you the first time having like sex or not gay sex? And just how did you find out? Basically? Yeah, how do you realize? Is that when a guy grabbed you and realized that Inspector Gadget was written about me and I am in Spector Gadget, That's what I realized. No, I mean, I don't know. I think like just the sexual attraction that you feel like between someone. It's like it's just like a guy and a girl. Were you

when you first I was eighteen. I was like freshman. So when you got to grow up pregnant, I was before eighteen. It was one of the time. It was like three months after I turned eighteen, so I was still in high school and she was seventeen at that point, and her mom was like, just not their religion didn't match with she basically I was the double for knocking her up. But he knew we were sucking, so like, what's what's the problem. Do you think the baby would

have been gay? Oh? You know what should? I don't know? I mean brothers, my brother, Yeah, yes, I think if because I have like gay cousins too, So I'm like, where's a bunch of halmos? I have gay cousin too? Are you get Michael Blacks? And I have two kids? That doesn't mean you're not guy. Yeah, I'd like to learn my airport and it's kip every person. So no, it doesn't necessarily skip because let me, your grandson's gonna be gay? No grandson, maybe, I don't know. I hope

not to see that moment, you know, why not? What's a gay people? No? I don't have nothing against gay people. I just want more kids forever, Like he had a whole son. Oh yeah, you're gonna have another baby, just in case you know, you might switch again, just to make my last name move. Yes, Mike can't get pregnant. Yeah, they do, Michael Blacks and they got that thing now called like so and scientists having a baby. No, scientists,

they make it, Yeah, can make it. No scientists. They grab bolts Berman put it into some girl Ardians Kardashians baby carrier. What do you mean you grab two sperms and putting the girl. Yeah, just mix it all up. That's not a bunch of that and the Petrie dish. Yeah, just like a blended fucking jubba juice. Jumba juice juice. There's juice everywhere. Yeah, they think, like the girls stop, who's going to carrier? And then the two guys from together and then they put it in the fun all

that ship. If you could get pregnant, would you get pregnant like myself personally? Yeah, like I mean, if you know, I gotta wreck my body, but I will have. I praised women for like burying children. I think women are the most amazing thing in the world because without them, no one would be here. But I know so I don't even like being bloated. You got to have a little alien living in me. So with the game, I noticed that he's a catch on a picture whatever you

wanna call it. Are you like the top end the bottom, topping the bottom? Right? Are you topping a bottom? Yeah, catcher in a picture. I can swing and I can catch. Holy crap, he was MLB player who get the highest pay. Okay, yeah, I never heard of that before. No, no, what that means that he would What have you explained to her Chinese best friend? Oh? Basically, a catcher is the one that catches the penis in the bottle, and the picture is the one that is the picture of the catcher

is the bottom. So they're going to catch the colm like I do both. I canna can catch. Yeah. Yeah, he's like Tom Brady on steroids. Tom Brady plays football, same ship Derek my face, Derek Jeter and Jennifer Lope. You can sit on my face. He's like meats sucking day. Yeah, absolutely,

that's great. Like you know, I have like like I were, I might be like they say, if a guy like to be eaten, or he's like if he's an or if you asked you're like you know, gay, we were up all that, like you might have just like I mean, I don't, I think unfortunately, because it's like been categorized down into gay because that's what gay guys usually do,

because like it's a part of your body. It's like saying, like like a gay man and a straight man can't like their dick being sucked because like that creates some type of sensation, like whether gay straight, your assholes gonna have a sensation like every time you take ship, like you have a sensation, like it feels. Sometimes it feels good when you take a ship. Sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it hurts, but you know, like I mean, have you ever any out your honest I mean it's like it's

like Chinese bread. It's no, I have never lies him in all Like call me when you want to. I don't think I would want to because I have ast wipe my ass all the time I did a ship. So this girls I had my boyfriend was like that, oh my god, trash. And I only shaved my button but like maybe once a month or once in a three months, So I wouldn't want my ass. You shave your ass, Michael. I mean, I don't like to wipe

my ass with hair coming out. I like to be shap your girls, Sha shave everything my dick like one. I shave your ass. Yeah, I shave it because I don't want no Christmas tree in her. I just like every time I liked. I'm sad every time I get a little ship hanging there. I don't know. Yeah, I shaved like sometimes shaping. Yeah, you used to watch shaving. You feel better when you take a ship and then you don't have to use much toilet paper if you cut your ass. Watch you know, you gotta get They

did some cream called Manchie dot com something. Yeah, I got prescription month. Yeah, you get a love your own. You get shamed your ass Michael Blacks and you gotta you gotta whole fucking Los Angeles National Forests in there. It's gonna caught on fire one of them days. Oh, I'll keep your as it's so hot. Oh you like Harry but fuck yeah, he's a seventies guy. I guess you know, back in the seventies, like you watch. I used to watch Pull from like the eighties and seven.

The women still had like a bushe here. Oh that she was attracted back before they started shaving. You know, want the last thing you watch that porn hub. I don't watch porn anymore. I just I'm too, I'm older. It's like I did that as a teenager, you know, through the twenties. Yeah, I just I just like the real deal. Doesn't turn you on, heary girl, turn you on like No, I don't know. I like shave. I want to pussy like a little just smooth and soft. I don't like no bush guards a fucking cheer pet

to your legs. You don't wanna play had and seek on the bushes. I don't want to play duck goose. It's a fisher. When I suck at my patroon pages, now live my weekly titty Tuesday and talking Thursdays, moving exclusively with the Patreon, where they would no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Delly updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon, Your mother suckers, if you get never shape my ass. I'm sure there's a lot of here there.

But why then, what come up? Why am I having an as shaping competent conversation? She get it waxed? Oh my god, it's amazing. It's so soft. It's like, never mind, well we have the first orgasm on the show. Who came well, nest something, he has some dick. I'm curious. Yeah, we the world want to know. Ye wow, congratulations, let's commitment. It's like sometimes there's a dick, doesn't mean you can say you don't. It's better we're not with dicking boys.

Let's get to his, um his. You have your designer. Yeah, what are you designing. I'm designing the luxury men's underwear line. Wow, that's sexy iss for the men. Sexy back, Yes, sexy walcome back. All these like speedos looking ship. Um, there's songs, jockstraps, g strings, sport briefs, briefs mayor with tongs. Yeah, Michael Blackson, do you have a tongue? No, I don't have a tongue.

I have a really cute and neon green one. But if you wear it kind of high I underneath some shorts, it's like the illusion, like what's really going on down there? So you know what's funny. My brother had a birthday party at his house. Ye, my gay brother. And you know that was like the first year he came out. It was like came out of the closet. You know, did he pristically come out the closet? Oh? You know what's funny is he was eighteen. He went to prom

with a girl. Because you know, if Filipino culture is very like my mother never really he's not getting here. But you know, I know, I'm the older brother. I see him playing with Barbie. Well we're going, you know, throw rocks at each other. So I already know, mama, he's gay. But you know, it's very hard to come out at that time. It was like nine nineties. You know, maybe he was straight too bad get it? So yeah, he took karate class because people always bullying him. And

then he didn't come out, you know, until later. But when he came out, it was he brought all his friends. Everybody was wearing tongue at the party. He's okay, yeah, my mom's fine with it. You know. Now you know, he's very loving. He's very sweet. I mean, I love yeah, great, Like I never thought it would be like this, So you you didn't gay is not what he thought it was. Yeah, they love so loving. The boyfriend was so loving. Oh no, I thought it was just a bunch of sword fights.

Everywhere we come in the rule ship, you're gonna get hit by zero. But yeah, they're so loving. Gay people have the most loving energy. It's like I mafter I was. I just thought it just like just sucking each other dick all day. There's a lot of happiness. They love it. They have so much energy and love. And what happens everywhere where every time we at the party, Oh my god,

it's like the it's like the light came out. He came being gays better than being I mean, no, not me, but I'm talking about like I respect the gay community. That's a loving, great energy. It's like so much energy and the other else. I thank you for everybody. The underwear, Uh, it's tongues, is everything. Everything, there's um yeah, there's everything.

There's ten different pairs. This is like the first lunch and you should hook him up five al right, Like you need gay models, because my brother and his boyfriend's model material to treat you, right, that's what I need. Well, he's going to try to steal your brother. Oh that's gonna cause a family problem. They've and they just love each other. So they got married and they didn't get married. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna get married, which oh he got divorced before

the first that I can talking. Well for the wedding, I was only invited to the divorce party. I wasn't invited to the wedding. Why didn't invite to the wedding? Because I guess I'm not a waiting material people. Yeah, but the divorce party, of I was invited to the divorce party. Another tongs and so far. Oh yeah, he's a lot of no, not so fine. I didn't see that. They were just jumping around the backyard pool, everybody wearing tongues like, oh great, did you join it? Or no?

I don't know how to sweam. Unfortunately I have to go back home. All right, how can they get ahold of your Yeah, you're you're lying. It's it's launching in March. But it's kind of like Modest said, do you need models because Michael blacks and he's not sponsored with Versaci and Roberto or forever happened up on the worst, Thank you very much. I got plenty of draws. He has boxers to like my drawers, though they're actually there their panties.

Did you bring something today, sir, No, didn't, but I'll send you. So how can it reach you? Because information, uh Instagram is Marcus Underscore John Um. The brand is called Plato x Marcus John's has Plato by Marcus John and it's gonna be fabulous. Does this spell like Plato? Like the Plato toys, you know, like the Philosopher, like with the d O or d l A t O p l A t r k s. So do you have when you would you ever considered maybe going back to eating pussy and sucking t I have, well I've

actually done it. Like unlet's see if you like friends here, I got some beautiful friends. Just come on, ladies, ladies coming, Ladies on here, let it just come and say hi. To get frustrated. I mean I have all types you have, like Gerine beauty. Come on, you know we have Asian, we have taties. Come on coming. I think he's gonna have a baby. Oh my god, yeah, I want a baby. Yes, look at these beautiful ladies scared us. Yes, that chocolate factory has a arrived. Yes, ladies, are you having second

thoughts that you're still wearing the thongs? Sir to the side, Yeah, oh my god. Well we we try to change him. Hey, I gave. He's happy the way he is. Yeah, he's happy for you. Are you gonna invet us to your wedding? After the show? Come ups like eighty million guys hitting you up? Sugar daddy? Is everyone? Yeah? Oh please? Yeah, let's introduce every single one. Okay, let you add high eighties getting the mic, say hi, tell them your Instagram.

So hey, g pink pink dot com. However, at least, however, women came dot com. Kelly the after princess shout okay, well you know, Shana, Mike, this is uh this, this should be on me. He don't want dumb ship. Fuck that lucky motherfucker. This is the Bachelor show. Huh. Come on, ladies, come you don't run your ladies. Let don't trust Yeah, they know I would really fucking for really they weren't be ready. Not gonna get no dick from the slack.

They're afraid. Come on, Oh thank you, ladies. I'm glad. Goodness, best friend, I got related every act don't get from the beach the phone. Yeah, and fourteen, Fririse, don't bet your I am what a race about a baby? Akater wars greater Where you're from? Houston Texas. Are you staying in the building. No, Nigine and Creoto, don't don't play with it. Don't play with it, girl, don't play with it.

Her parents met at the immigration office. Tell my night, Joe got a hundred percent dr in here, right, yellow Bob woman in in the house. How black to? What's you mean? We're black? I know you're black, I said the original after we are. She's very riginal. Yeah, what's the cadd what's the word? Greater baby? Yeah? Alright, well, thank you lady. I'm gonna go drink something this tea and take a ship and we're looking forward to your

underwear line coming out. Yeah, I'm not wearing no tongs Chinese best friend you got next Christmas, I'm gonna buy you some of his underwears. Man to tell your woman your lady might like that, Yes, just the time. Yeah, I'm gonna return to sindor that under Michael. Maybe your lady likes that. Accept the boxer shorts. We actually we have those voice. It's not just about it about it's like about men feeling sexy, because a woman can put lingery on and feel sexy and they're just well you

get that's right. That's right. The ladies are tire of men coming in the room. We're just ticking ball more a week out. Real deal. Hey, we learned a lot today. We learned that. Uh uh Chinese bess what did you learn? I learned that. I learned nothing. I learned. You want to get cleansed up, drink some of my TV's t where Uh my guy Marcus got a tongue line coming out like, yeah, thank you all for joining us. We are the mother stuck a podcast with me, Michael Blackson.

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