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HOW TO MAKE 150 BANDS A MONTH ON ONLY FANS!!!

Michael and CBF reflect on Black History Month, how Michael's dad inspired him, and why he likes to spend ~quality time~ with a white woman every February. It's been two years since Michael has seen Danii Banks (@danii.banks) aka The Sno Bunni aka the-one-that-got-away-and-stayed-away, and today she joins the podcast to talk how she met Michael, and why they broke up after dating for only two months. She's the LeBron of Only Fans, and today she tells us how she makes her money, rates Michael's sex game, and calls him cheap. Episode 4 MODASUCKAS!

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Calvary Audio. What's up? Welcome to Mothersucker with Michael Blackson, brought to you by my Heart Radio, Calvary Audio, and The Black Effect Podcast Network. My co host. Hey, welcome, Chinese best friend here Calvary Audio. Amazing guys, No, really good guys. Man. We got Keegan, we got Brandon, we got the other fun looking guy. He looks like a grown up version of Dennis the Menuatce you've never seen.

He's behind the scene. Yall can see this guy. He looked like a forty six year old Dennis the Minutes, all grown up. That's still bad as fun. You got it right there. Absolutely, what's gonna you're here getting shiny every day? Man? Or we use I use this lotion called Nare. That's not fucking lotion, my nigga, it's uh in CBS. Have you ever thought about getting like an ink plan? Like? I really wanted the same hair as you, Michael Blaxon, You wan the same hair. It's not gonnabout

with your face? Why not? You're gonna look like soul man or some ship man. Yeah. I heard you just put a duct tape on it and stick it and put a lineup. I've always how to do it. Yeah, that that's how to do it. I've seen a lot of African barbers. They've done it like that duct tape. No, it's not duct tave. It's like more like a super glue, but not super glue. Blesser, you're gonna look dead, motherfucker, just like that black off of you wearing? What the

fund are? What's all the black? Did you? Did you lose your great great grandmother today because like Chinese and Asian, y'all lived to your like seven years. Or did you lose a family member that was in her early three hundreds. No, they had a sale at Gap eight percent off on black office on funeral clothes. Yeah, Michael Blackson, didn't you know? It's the black history. Anything black is good. This black history is over. You can't be wearing it's over already.

It's done. Man. See what I got on? Yeah? What are you wearing today? It looks very over the place. Man. Actually, there's the first time I'm wearing on m c M jacket. The thing I like about this jacket is that it don't look like it's m c M. It's really MCM because m c M usually like this. You know this those brown leather of the big M and c M on them. It's like they look really loud. They're like a loud ass Overton. It's like if you just throw paint all Overton, or you just took a ship all

over time. That's mc M. It's just loudest fun. Didn't need to just turn the fucking music down in the mc M office. But there's an M c M jackets M. I don't fucking know. I know for a fact they cost some fucking money. I got on something for say, shoes, and I got on someone. I got the gyms to actually go with my MCM. Is that MCMG No, it's not. I got this James from my buddy owns the store on South Street. He used to be called Image on South but I forgot the fucking new name. Now he's

gonna be But he passed at me. But who give a funk. He's not paying me to promote him. It looks like he's been a lot of spray paint to paint that whole band. Well, I don't know. I'm not sure he didn't do this. He just owned the store and don't pain. He's on the pain. The Chinese kids do it you know what it might. Man, just my these paints, they just like they just put their pens up and just a love A bunch of blind kids just just draw on it. And it's where it turns like, Man, yeah,

it's to work of a bunch of blind niggers. Ask him if they're hiring because they got a Chinese baby would like to paint some ship? All right, I find out maybe, Yeah, you could just buy some white clothes and just those ship on it. Yeah, you're you're always uh fashion man of the Year, I think, thanks, man, Yeah, we're gonna nominate you. You know's you always have the best fashion. How am I gonna make money? How it's gonna count? Nobody give a funk by you, Chinese best friend.

I only got nobody cares by you, or fucking Brandon or this fucking home alone looking motherfucker. Okay, nobody knows that your votes on mean ship. I need the real one. I need for Sachi to acknowledge me. But he passed it with rest in peace for where the fund is wanting for Sachi? Where the fund have you been? Oh yeah, I heard about that some Filipino guys shot him. Ain't no fucking Filipino guy, Filipino guy. His boyfriend shot him. It was a Philippine. So you forgot about the killer.

But remember is the Asian guy, the Asian guy that was fucking big killer. Yeah, that's who you remember. You remember the Asian guy that had nothing to do with the killing because he was sucking the killer and he's Asian. You just remember Asian, you racist Chinese best friend? Yeah, no and not. But I remember that because my mom told me because uh, the one killed Versagi is philip

You know guy, I'm like, that fucker's not Philippino. It's been I know, his gay lover guy, he's gay lover's Philipino. He don't looking Filipinos Pilipino, I know because they saw the duck toller or Spanish or something that fucking was not for He had no chicky eyes on me to sund racist, No, you don't have jinky eyes. Were mixed, Michael Blaxon, who's mixed? He was Filipinos world Spaniard were Spaniard blood. Well, he has a whole lot of fucking

spani in it. Very little Philippino in it. Motherfucker's Filipino. Talking about Filipino. Your best friend money pac Man pocket. I was running for president of what country? Philippines? He really know how he can't run for president. He's boxing, was running for president. He's been in the Senate scene. Yeah, but he can't. He can't be a boxer. He got he has a fight in a couple of months. It has the president gonna be in the fucking ring, know,

because it's right now. It's great, tiring. Yeah, and he's gonna have a whole bunch of ct s and be the worst fucking president. He's not gonna he's the best president. He gives rice to everybody in hungry in the world, all the hungry kids. It will be great. He'll be a great president. He's gonna be so funded up from getting hey in the head. He's gonna he's gonna feed the rich, okay, and fucking leave the homeless. No, he's been feeding the poor. He's he's doing good. I think

he's gonna win. Listen, I have no die. If you run for anything, he'll win. Okay, Yeah, he will win because he's gonna remember to run because them sucking shots in the head. That's would you let Van holy Field become president of the United States? Yeah, if you still have his right ear from exactly well, he can't go Holy if you can't hear because your buddy Mike Tyson bit it off, beat the ship out and half the ear. You're only here in the left ear. And it's that

he can't put a mask on. I feel bad for that kid. You don't have to stick the the other side. Where do you stick that? If you don't have that, he has it. Put a fucking glue on the fucking air to put his mask on. Even is not listening to this because he's still got hands. Motherfucker. No, there's no way even to ope. Is listening to our You can't put an air for here? People listening to podcasts. He's you're about to go to sleep. Yeah, it's sad.

Black History Months over? Yah? What did you do towards Black History Month? How did you acknowledge Black History? Man? What do you think about black What do you know about Black History Month? Black History Month is an amazing month for the African community. It's recognized the heroes like uh Martin of the King change the lives of every African in the world. What what else? His name? Denzel Washington? What dance I gotta do a Black History Month. Well

he changed name me all the god named niggas. You know who the funk? Who does that has to do with black because he changed the history of the movies. He gave a lot of talent, you know, kind of recognized the Black community and their talent, right who Denzel Washington, King Kong ain't got ship on me? After that everything changed. You know, there goes black Panther. You was doing really good when he said Martin King. Can you think of any other black people that we black black people look

up to it besides Martin Luther King? Not fucking actors. Okay, I thought actors part of it, because the whole world look at the acting. Okay, it's good to acknowledge black people period that make a difference in our community. But give me someone that really changed black word, like gods what we are today. Somebody that got you in his

couch today. Somebody got you in that couch today is uh, don't say fucking Calvary, okay you, oh my god, from Black Friday, You're the African King of the next Friday, not Black Friday. Black Friday is a sale that happens after thanks given, best friend you should think about everything that's black. You're saying it, Well, you change a lot of people's lives and kind of give kids opportunity. So you're saying you naming me as an You're you're a

good influence to the African community. I appreciate that. I mean you. You You came from a small town named Ghana. You came to the United States with nothing. Some guy told you, hey, you should perform at the comedy place, and you change everyone's life. You're giving an opportunity for the kids to grow up to become the best. You just try. You just think about everything good. You could say. Okay, so you got one of the king you got, you

got me and Wales? Who else? Obama? Okay, now we're talking. That guy made a difference. First black president, first black president of the free world, the greatest country in the world. Yeah, absolutely he changed. Why did he come before Denzel and before me? Why why did I come? Because that's the

only thing I could think of right now. It's who at that moment, at the moment, anybody else you wanted to, anybody that you think of that made a difference to Black people during Black History Month, even though it's over with them. Who else made a big difference? Can you give me a hint you did? Good man? Okay, we'll stick with the one of the King and Barack Obama. I think those are probably did the top two definitely that made up that definitely changed our black people's life.

How about you, Michael Blackson, who gave you the inspiration to me? Like the black inspiration? And you're like, no, no, definitely mother King Obama. You know my mother give birth to me. She could have easily just board a boarded me on. My dad would have pulled out and pulled me on my mother's ask. Yeah, imagine things would have been different. My parents definitely made a different. Mother cycle would never example, never be here, n and my daddy

would have pulled out. Yeah, your dad jadd stayed in or he'd pull out or you halfway pulled out because you look you short as fuck. Yeah, I think it was the Milkman's baby. But I'm just joking. It looked like my my mother and my father. Okay, And so usually doing Black History Month, what do you do? You know there's nothing much to do, Michael Blackson, because Corona was here everything so usually not just I mean, we know twenty one or you know, oh, usually what I

used to do? What usually do doing black? What wou do you usually do? Yeah? You usually hang out with Michael blocks in at the club somewhere popping bottles and hanging out with Drake or something. Okay, yeah, how about you? What do you usually do? Yeah? Man, that's what usually. That's what I'm doing Black History Month usually and it

passed in two seventeen eighteen. I just usually just find a white woman and I just I sunk ut just because because her great great grandparents made my people slave. Recent No, I'm sucking her back and that we even Oh that's a great idea, Mike. No wonder why is that a great idea of Chinese? Best meen? That's not nice. I need to become a better person. Yeah, you need to get better person. But to become a better person. I have a very special guest for for the Michael

Blacks and podcast tonight. Who's the special guest man? Special guests is uh Danny Banks, snow bunny that got away from you? Where did you find Danny? I found her they love you the hotel today and I told her, I said, why didn't you come over to our podcast, and she said, okay, I'm free tonight, all right, he gleman, Miss Danny Banks, Hey, hey, welcome to the show. You haven't seen her in two years. What happened to you, guys?

We actually met by accident, not by accident. So what happened was her friend of hers was coming down to hang out in l a that I knew, and I was right. I was really trying to like, I knew what friends want to get with her friends. So she said she bring her friend Danny with her. I'm okay. I didn't have no clue Danny was. And then Danny comes.

I just see this huge Christmas ass. Yeah, I remember Michael Blex and I was there that day, and god damn titties to breath feed every village in the continent of Africa and South America, like all those Guatemalan kids with I mean, it wasn't. And then we decided used it you fucking invite me and go, oh, my friends are at the hotel. I go, yeah, I could come. I won downstairs and I was like, oh, Mike, you have nice friends. They're really sweet friends. And then uh,

I think we uh accidentally shut that video. I said, hey, Mike, who's your friend? And went super viral. You're like, I can't believe it. Thousand views in two minutes. Yes, I put up a video of me and her, and I was like, when nuts the internet? We shut the internet down. So we just kept playing around with like a bunch of videos and then people are just loving it too much and then next thing, you know, we yeah, yeah

that was That was a crazy, crazy video. It was like every video you guys post world Star posted and they have friend who came with that who I puts it gutway just disappeared. Let's tell the story. You're talking drinking and tell me you're part of the story because you know, tell us what you feel about it. This is the mother Sucker Podcast with Michael Blackson. It's a Fisher Monther tuck out. My Patreon page is now live.

My weekly Titty Tuesday and Trunk and Thursdays moving exclusively to Patreon, where they could no longer be sensed about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon, you mother sun us. So we met on Instagram live? Oh Instagram, you did, that's right? Before they even came, right, So let me guess Virgin Airlines coach spirit. Oh yeah,

we food coach for Shure and run all that. So it wasn't my My situation would have been been mine. I would have been like, we're not You're in the third wheel. Basically I was the third wheel. So we came and then the next thing I know, we're like at the pool having lunch and my friend was like, I gotta go run and air and we're like running, errand where are you going? So she's left us and just left us. You don't leave a horny I'm freaking man with a hard dick with a snow bunny with

a huge ass and Christmas titties. You just don't leave them in a bunch of liquor and a bunch of liquor. So we're just making videos and then that's going crazy, and it was just we had so much fun that day. I remember, Yeah, you guys had so much funnies. And then she left us and we we came she's missing for days. You were missing for days. We didn't know where she was. She just left us here but moving and moved in for like two weeks. She was moving

for two weeks. She was like at least a week, right, So it's like the show Loved First Sighting something married at first night. Yeah, Ty's at first sight, the first sight. So what else happened? After you guys shot the viral video that want break the Internet that I couldn't look into Instagram? You just started hanging out we are? I mean I was single. She was saying, was that didn't matter? You didn't mind? You know when people are saying to do what they want to do. So we're hanging out

town and just having fun. But you guys were single, but the whole world was staring at you guys. Relationship. How do you guys feel about that? Oh? Yeah, the whole world was looking man like you know, now mind you the grab the woman I dated prior with Georgia. Georgia's just bodies, beautiful nights. Georgia's like miss nefer TD, you know, like Queen of Sheba, like the Queen of Zamunda type. So I went from dad to like a snow bunny and me being an African, Oh my goodness.

It's like all the men loved it. Man was having fun, and my fans, my father was are like mostly guys, you know, and I like to entertain. My guy father was do you want to see funny stuff or beautiful women? So Danny had this huge ass and titties, and I mean after that first video, every guy fell in love. Everybody wanted like, who's this girl? Who's this girl? So

we just kept feeding what they wanted. And then next you know, well prior to Miami, we're here, like, I mean, I'm tearing that ass up seven days, seven days and seven days and black infection every night, blackfestion. Get that when you're when they did go all the way into the stomach, you don't know about that. You're Chinese. Yeah, you get blood infection, Mike, I give a vagina rejuvenation. You just beat the lip of the pussy. That's it, right,

I destroyed stomachs. So I'm sucking the stomach up for like seven days straight. I mean, it's hitting it from the back, titty. I mean, we had so much on. Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't leave there with like three African babies in her stomach. Yeah, you don't know, because she got an eight bedroom house now and Las Vegas. She might have gone agains, But we had so much fun, went out and went out to dinner, went out to the club. It was before COVID, so we were just

turning up in the whole Los Angeles. She pu wasn't went back and her friend disappeared, Like where is this girl? The girl's going I just left us alone. He left honey African with an angry dick with a with a snow bunny. And luckily it was a few months after Black History months. So you know what I do, black I take my anger on the white woman. I beat this, shoot her, puts you very well. And that was that's my part of the story. I don't know what she

had to say. Yeah, well do you have to say about Michael Blas and how is it dating the African King of Comany and Michael Blackson? It was a lot. Yeah, Oh my god. Tell she had all kinds of crazy d m threat women. Oh yes, absolutely right, Oh my goodness. One time this lady goes un followed you because you're going out with this. We have that one cycle stalker girl always sending me contacting like people I work with

that I don't understand. I'm like, listen, we're in a new area, is twenty whatever, we are in second century. We are still on like what you date, what color? And raised? I mean that's oh, that's played out. My dick done discriminate. Okay, I don't have a racist dick. Okay, my dick likes a woman a fat ass, fun personality, and you'll get hard for you nice ass and great personality. You know, I'm I'm not racist. My dick definitely, he

don't have eyes anywhere. He's blind. Sometimes I lead him in the wrong place and sometimes I leave him in the right place. But I got threasts from like women, we are going to shut your career down. I'm like because but because I'm I'm sucking a white woman. But wait, let's let's say this. This white men fun out women for years. I don't think light skined kids came on earth. I'm here, I'm looking up for your motherfucker's I'm gay even because then after me, you continued the snow bunny thing,

so I set the tone. What's snow money? After you, there was like thirty more after me, dirt more. Goddamn Michael, the post that you did. It was about snow bunnies. Oh no, okay, after me being talking about you know, like other girls. Yeah, because he was so I wasn't on words and more. No, remember people's always sent me the post like, oh look he replaced you. He's just trying to replace you for another I don't remember another white woman after you. Yeah, I went to a whole

different race. Mother, I went chin on your You guys were so in love though. You guys were going through Miami vacation, honeymoon for day. But everything happened really really fast. Sometimes happen, but things happen fast is not a good thing because it ends fast. Also, you know, it was a great two months I think we had, but we were both really busy, and you were like supporting like

my events and vice versia. You were Miami. We have a lot of people were like confused, like always it fake, and then I was like, I don't know, isn't And then it just wasn't tell the world that that was a real relationship because they the whole world. Thing is it was just you know, it started off as just a skin and this, and it turned into like something fun.

I mean, we thought it was real at that moment, you know, but it was so short lived that it would just it just looked like just a great moment in our life that we just you know, and it's just just part of life, just won't you know. But let's, i mean, let's figure out what went wrong. Like everybody have issues, you know, I mean, our ladies go first left, find out what's what happened to you and Michael Blexen. What went wrong? Well, the first fight was a fight.

First fight, it wasn't a fight, right who never fo you know? When White was fighting me like shut the funk up, You shut the funk up, my Blackpool fight me like, motherfucker, put that gun down. No guns were involved, no one was shot. Only my thumbo was involved. Was the mumb He definitely wasn't shooting blanks, but go ahead. Um, Mike wasn't always cheap, but he was cheap. It's it's no, I'm not cheap. It's called stingy. I'm putting the stangy

man association. Okay, I'm the type of the guy. And he said, hey, man, can I borrow some money and be like, uh, let me see what I could do? Or damn, motherfucker, you should call me two hours ago. I just get money to my brooke as baby mother or god damn it let me call you right back. Those are all excuses of stingy nigas. Okay, So whenever I meant say, you know those three words, You're never gonna get that money. But I'm not. I'm more economical.

That's how I look at myself. You know what I'm saying, um means to me. Cheat means like, you know, I don't like nothing expensive. You like everything expensive. I just don't like. No. No, I like everything expensive. I just don't like to pay the expensive price. Just the difference. The first situation, well, no, because you spent money. We did fun things. But I had a hosting. Remember I had a club hosting, and you were gonna come with me, and I had like five girls with us. And then

I was like, well, I'm being paid to come. I can't. Like everyone knew we were like together or whatever, but I was. I was like, well, you gotta like, you know, we gotta give our own bottle service. And Mike was spending so he stayed at the hotel and left me. No, that's not what happened. That is what happened, and that was that was the end of everything. Mike will never pay for a service. I would never pay for a bottle service, but it was my gig. It is what

I'm saying. It should have been free. But yeah, you should have been getting bottles. But that's not even the hell. No, that what happened. That was another event, went to another club. Let me tell you, as an entertainment, have been entertaining for twenty some years where almost five million fatherwers on social media. When I'm in your environment, you you should be privileged to have me there. You don't. I agree

with you what I'm telling you. What happened as far as the promoters who booked me and how the situation happened, that's what that was. Before that. That was before that, that whole because I'm at one time went to this one place to eat, oh god, on to the one place to eat. I forgot something, and you ste Us and then Natalie whatever it was people all the stuff, and of course you're gonna go to the guy. Try give me a bill. Let me tell you, I don't spend money on in no clubs. Clubs pay me to

be there, me showing my past of your club. You're lucky I didn't charge you, so don't bring me no fucking bottom, motherfucker, Okay, me posting that I'm in your club, it's worth more than when the bottle cars. But back to her event, she had any host an event, and she didn't invite me. She didn't you at the valet with me, Mike, you're coming with us and decided you weren't going to go because you didn't invite him. No, you were outside ready, we just did a whole video

on the beach. Oh yeah, that video of the Yeah, that was prior to that. Remember you coming, you're coming. I wasn't invited. You were coming, you were outside, and you're like, never mind, I'm not gonna go. I was cheap. I'm stagey Man Association. I apologize. I apologize all the cheap niggers. I didn't mean to put myself to your fun up levels, cheapne guys. I'm part of the stagy Man Association. So I'm not paying for the bottle service if I go to the club. Motherfucker. The bottles ain't free.

I'm getting funk out of that. Bottles were free for me. It's what I'm saying was the guy was giving me a hard time, like we can't just let guys in at your table, and I'm like, well, he's with me. It was promoter. I was at the hotel, so I went and did another hole scene after that at eleven. You know, eleven was open twenty four hours. And then it was a thing. I was stangey. Danny just drinks and forget where she's at. That's what happened. And I

think she changed that because she has wine. What used to drink drinking? I haven't drink balka on two years okay, oh see, hey, I did something good for her, So Mike made you quit. I made her quit vodka, vaperation okay, and vodka. But back to her. And that's when you know she's a drinking lout of vodka because I remember she drinking, and Danny's just somebody that nobody runs around. This is nobody runs around, and I don't know where

the funk, you know. And then she went to host the party and probably got too drunk and forgot to come back for good about you. And when she came back, guess what, I was gone and she never saw me since. Oh ship totally. That's how the ship ended, motherfucker. And two years later there a good all my ship was in the room and then you took your card off the room made it look like I was homeless, Like, who does that? This is what I did. Your room

was paid for what I did. Remove my car so she don't go drinking on my fucking car, and established that I always had my own money, so please, you didn't have. If you had your money should have been a problem, because it wasn't a problem. It was just embarrassing when I try to order room service, like, I'm sorry, it was just the room. Oh yeah, Mike. She didn't mean through. I'm part of the stagy minutes, so she

get yeah, staging. Maybe not leave that cause if you know they're not speaking to somebody, I'm not gonna leave. I'm mad at you. I'm gonna leave. Luckily I didn't check out. The hotel had been funnies out rude. I wasn't rude. I left five in the morning, five in the morning in flight because I gotta leave like seven o'clock before that, because I was home way around that time. Did you miss him? She forgot she I think she

forgot what she was staying. But she came back. If the lights was off, you probably thought I was still in there because I'm dog scared but going on off, I wasn't in that bed. I was done. What did you cry? When? You know what I mean? We talked afterwards. We talked afterwards, and you guys haven't talking. Yes, we had, motherfucker, we've talked you miss you? Did you talk why I came home for you baby? Or where the fund are you? First?

Noise went on a special interview and said something that I said, Oh yeah, yeah, but it wasn't because you're sorry about that, right? Yeah? Yeah one time we was No, it's not even true. So I don't even say that. What what are you saying that? What just caused me so many problems? But it wasn't like Danny. It wasn't it was alicious where it was more like you know, but I was just mad at her, That's why I said.

But she did. She didn't mean in a malicious way, but she still said the word so I. But it happened during sex, you know. But the thing about if if I'm sucking you and the pussy is go you come me and nigger six I way the seventh times the fun is a problem. But now but that's pretty much, you know, But I said on an interview, but it wasn't not in a malicious where it was more like

I broke up with her. I had. When I go do something, when I do an interviews, all about the joke, I gotta make him laugh, even if it's a serious matter. My job is to make the people interviewers laugh. What's up this African King of Coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The Mother Stuck A Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of

v celebrity guests. So listen up, mother Stuck. Stop what you are doing right now and go find The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. I heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe. It's free to go. Do it right now, but don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. After that, we spoke and we squashed all our beef. H I mean, she told me about stuff she was going through and I try to help her through it and everything said.

We've been we cool, right, and then you guys haven't talked two years later? No, no, we're spoken like in the prime in the last year, right, Yeah, I'm like a year like him. You see, I'm the type of person, that's what I think. I think. I'm a type that when I don't know, you know, you can tell the woman you are. But me, when I break up with any woman, if I leave, you really must have pissed me off. Because I let the woman break up with me. I'll never our sten relationship as long as I can.

But if you if it's really been piste off, like my last one before I got mad, I can't do it. I gotta go. Yeah, you know, him out of it. But usually I would let them leave, you know, but like it's never bad. Like every woman I've ever dated. I could call right now if I thought I was single, and she would saying I was. Let's have trying another chance that will come back because I think I have a good heart and I treat everybody with respect. Yes,

I'm stingy. Let me tell you. If I'm the type that blow money, will not have nothing because it will be broke. You know. I think about the future, and I think about making sure that I'm good and my kids are good and all that stuff. So you know stidgent Man Association. Yea, you have a good heart, Michael blu No, I don't have anything bad to say for sure. It was all fun and good experience, you know, like we have fun. It was fun. You were never never

treating me bad. And then shipped that we did. It's still on the internet, and I think it would it would just it just looked so much fun. Like I just wish only fans was around back. I never had just got it. Remember it just started like three months and then we did cam soda together. He was like, no, I it was fake board. It was because everything okay. It was like we did a little skit and and uh it was like a skate where it was hard.

Another girl. I was trying to like give me a threesome and then they locked the doors and and I'm like, I want some of It's funny. It was. It was we had so much. That's how you guys broke up because you didn't no, no, no, I think you would give me whatever I wanted, right, yeah, I was trying to do that night, but give me that nut like you would have allowed him to have a three on the fucking bitch came back before huh. Yeah, the one that the one that they went to the party with.

I was went at the party with another a couple of few other girls. The other girls, the other girl that was on the video of the video that we made, the two girls, it was her and another girl. That girl came back before she did. Oh, she came in like three in the morning, three four in the morning. You know, the party all night. I was like, damn, we actually fun this snow bunny steady. Yeah, Michael was really hurt broken, you know what I wasn't man, were

you heartbroken? Yeah? So you didn't care. No, not, I didn't care. I'm just saying I just figured it out. So you just washed me away, Like yeah, because I just thought you was a bad guy. You know what I'm saying. I'm like, now you look back, you don't feel that all the way. Yeah, you left him in the damn hotel for eight hours. Yeah, I still think it was a bad guy bought me. I forgive you, Yeah, I forgive you. You leave him for eight hours in

the hotel. I was over night, motherfucker. I was partying, and she knew I was leaving the next day. Wow, And she came back and she lucky or I left on there was just the room paid, no call for incidentals. Motherfucker, you got you checking the hotel. She tried to order food and said, I bring a car for incidentals because the leader of this stingy man association checked out and was still there. You paid for the room, You paid for the room, Presidential sweet Obama. We did have a

nice gass room though. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't hold crunches, I don't, but it mean, Mike, you left you there for twelve goddamn hours. I was like, you know, it wasn't meant to be Michael Blacks and motherfucker gonna leave me and got that room. I know, average guy, you know what I mean. I got a big gass dick and I eat pussy, so fuck you, motherfucker. You're the only one pussy. So you're stage man association. Don't you to eat pussy? So if you ever give me,

eat your pussy. He's a lucky This relationship reminds me of my favorite movie Forrest Gump, when Forrest got left in the bus stop four years waiting for Jeannie. Have four minutes? Only four minutes? Now you got like fucking hours. We knew I was, yes, but you put a came back at night. Oh that ass up one last time. But I got a little out of myself at the time and I got drunk and forgot what she was at. And because of that, she stopped drinking vodkas. So chest

to that. But you didn't cheat on Michael Blacks, and that night they give a funk what she did. You guys were still a relationship the whole world needs to know was already canceled. Huh, it was canceled by time you got back, canceled me before that, So it doesn't matter what happened at night. Well, the world probably stuck my dick at least fifteen couch since then. Well, at least the world knows what happened to you guys, because it was like a goddamn time when Titanic sent to sale.

It was so beautiful, the love and the air was so beautiful. Everybody was loving your guys relationship. Every post you have is five million views world star posts. This gonna give a funk about it. Behind it, the horl thought it was it was like Beauty and the Beast. But beauty and the beach, I got way more stress from it than anything. But it was so beautiful, you guys, relationship, it was very different than anybody else. Everything you get.

Remember the violin was Thompson, Yeah, the violin one the cocoa butter outside, Oh the one that the violin. You maybe were the outfit, the African Outah, I mean I really far I was. I felt like put African outfit on me. Black American women were so mad at me. The Nubian queen, I put AI on her and said my Newbion queen and my dumbas okay, danced into the video song and then the Vito reposted it. Oh my goodness,

you know what. Once I was getting like threats from like you know, and even pissed him up some more and thought and it's snow bunny and call out Nubian queen. Yeah, that pissed off the whole may got black women, not the whole world. Just black women got pissed. But men were loving it. But they were just more I'm just entertainment, right. It was never any so they were happy. Old black women were happy when it was over with. It had a celebration of party Black Street. But yeah, it was

a very you know, my whole thing. We're an Arab whatever. It doesn't matter whoever you love, did who you love, funk, all that tradition ship, it's all played out. I just hate people that just want to stick to things. You know, kids bring a different race home to their parents. Their parents look something funny. My mother never been like that. My father rest in peace. I don't know how the nigga was, but my mom never cared. I mean, her oldest brother is married to some England lady. And it

don't matter who date, who you did, whoever. As long as you're happy, that's all that matters. And then of the day went under the cover of the sheets. Nobody did anybody give a funk. Nobody cares. Somebody's paying your bill, funk, are that date whoever the fucking want to date? In fact, I'm looking for a Chinese midget. When I'm done with rod, I know where to find the like supermarket Asian market store got a bunch of cashiers. They're they're midget. I

think they're just short. But you know, that's the history of me and there's no bunny. So then after that you capitalized on it and try to replace me. Oh yeah, Michael, how do you feel about that? Probably still there all the posts. I remember it was like and then you were doing some therapy session trying to get over me. Yeah I know, but I'm just saying you unfollowed Michael Blexen, but you were still staring at Yeah, you block him, you blocked me to but you you watching his instagram

on a different Instagram. People just send it to me and I'm like, I don't care. It's fine, Like what am I gonna do? You know, my thing. I'm a comedian. Everything I go through or that happens in my life, I have to Yeah, it was. It was a lot for me because I'm very sensitive and I'm a baby, so I was pissed all the time, like why are they saying this about me? Why? Like it's actually very like fucked up, Like people don't realize how mean internet is anyway. And then it was like they're like, I

already have my own ship going on. People mean to me normally, but then it was like triple mean when I was like with him, you know, so it was like every day I would wake up to like the mean and ship like. But to set the record straight, you know, because people were thinking relationship was fake, you know, to set the record straight. It was over do you tell people those things? But no, no, no, the whole world thought it was just the whole fake because it

was right. I didn't then when I let me tell you, like I didn't go anywhere where, the guys like, yo, where's the snow bunny? Everybody entertained. US comedians were trying to book in Africa. Remember even that for next Friday, Pops was asking about rest in peace? Got that snow bunny. Then you have fans that like say, like, I've been following since like Michael Blackson, Yeah, I think when we posted the things, how many follows your game? You get

a lot? You go. I was at like two point one million when I met you, and then it was like two point four, like two weeks. Yeah, you get like three followers in two weeks. But now I'm like at that point, you boy, yeah, because you don't think seven millions. You got more followers than then. Joe Biden, the President of the States of America, he has seventeen million. I looked he did. He must have just bought. He didn't have like three million before the election. And Mike

he just became the president of the United States. Seriously, and the orange orange buddy of ours what's his name? Trump? Trump? They shut down his Instagram and Twitter. Who they gonna follow? That he didn't have seven I would have I wish I would have scrazed shot. Yeah, he had two hundred thousand before. No, he did not know he had like a mill or two. Trust me, it was a very little amount, maybe five at the most. I don't think

he had five millions before. After he told the world that he's going to give away two thousand dollar check, he got all the followers. Yeah, stimulus check. But yeah, and then, but you've been doing very well since all of that stuff. You know, congratulations and your congratulations and what you're doing, which is, of course you make most of your money from only fans. Correct, And guy, I miss like all the women are making so much money there.

They make more money than man well else, because everybody's home. People need men at home beating your dicks, and they need stuff to beat the dick. Yeah, Oh, there's stimulus package check go to the only fan. Girl got all that package behind. Everybody jerked off to her. So congratulations, lations men are jerking up? Are you going to invent us to your mind draining in Las Vegas. What you know, she's you built a house in in in the A and he built a second house in a Yeah, look

at that. Wow fans. I know I'm not a real role model, but kids out there drop out and get only fans page come on, like, yeah, we need scientists, we need to know anybody. Just go get only fans and just take some pictures of your butt, cheek and one and over. You can make a lot of money. Wow, how much you make a month? Is it? Is it pretty easy? Can you tell us? I mean I don't know what maybe at least fifty a month? Would you

say more? Damn? That's nervous. But I don't just do only fans like you know, do other things like you said, see what you mean? Like I have a swimware company. I do a lot of things like said, I do other things just me, Like I sell pussy on the side. I mean for the right price. What was the right price? What's the right price? I'm curious how much would it take for somebody to be with you for a night. It would it depends on who the person is. Like

successful that for real? So your charge like James Hardy a different price than you would charge like Charles Barkley because he's not playing. God's not answering these questions. She's done Lebron James of NBA. Bron James have only fancied me. Yeah, I mean only fans. I'm not even the top girls. There's so many girls are way like make way more money. I have friends that make three thousand dollars a month. Holy motherfucker, Mike, let's open up only fans. Nobody will

have subscribers. But honestly, I make more of Instagram, so like my only fans like one probably like right now, wow an, holy fun. But I make more on Instagram some promo, so we're in their own business, Michael flexon. But don't forget I got to pay taxes and all too. Fuck that, man, I'm about to just put my dick out every month for night. But I don't. I don't do I don't do porn on mine. I just do

like regular. You don't do at all. I've seen no, No, there was a point that went around it that Michael, we may have got leaked. What do you mean if you shot the motherfucker? Because I don't that's not like what I wasn't put it out you just you just have sex in place. It did get put out, like from my page. But what I'm saying is it wasn't like. That's not like the content that I sew. Did anybody requests a viewing Michael Blackson's porn? No, we don't have one.

We have no FU point, what's wrong with you? I was just asking started only fans tonight. Just Michael Blackson's relationship is questionable. I'm back to work. I'm happy about being back telling jokes. But yeah, if if com no, no, I'm back. Did you ever go to any of the shows? I think it is some shows? I want to one of your shows? Where were we? Where was it? Remember that was the night that it was all bad? Yeah? Yeah, I was there that day, Michael blexing. That's when she started.

That's when I that's when the first time I realized that vodka takes about her. Listen, that was but that was very excusable. There was a great show that day, your friends, the big comedian's birthday was there and she was a little drunk. Who's who's that old guy? The old people and then the girl from coming to America. Was there too, coming to the old lady? She I love her, We remember we faced him her. I love

her from my favorite movies ever. And then Danny was drunk that day and she goes, that's my man, that's my man. Way, Yeah, videos, that is absolutely not You were trying to perform and she was drunk. I mean we drink all day long, so it's okay, and I did not do that about what she was drunk. Yeah, say, I've never seen my hackle or something. Was she trying to hackle somebody know? She was just screaming your name. She was just proud of me, that's yeah, So how

he might. I got a text message from one of your fans were life right now? They want to ask Danny, how's Michael Blackson in bed besides bladder and fiction? And he had like stucked on me whatever that is as the type of questions, No, I mean, the world needs to know you guys. Relationship was like beauty and the beach. I don't answering this question. I answer how she wasn't bad.

But a lot of time, you know, a guy think because a woman has a fat as she could take a day, she couldn't think she could really take a dick that well, yeah, no I can't. But you cannot, right, but you're dick is like extra bab Yeah she can. It is so anyone who says it's not is weird. So how long did your relationship less? Like as long as my dick to have days? Two days? No, it lasted like too much. Like remember, yeah it was one month and that we had that thing in Miami? Was

that June or July? Was that August? That was we started May June? Because I was here, Yeah, you're right, and I'm saying, won't your it was like join July jor was definitely damn So it was like, Megan June, the world love that. You're the start of the relationship and the end of the relationship. We shot, We shot a bunch of videos. You hired a voodoo doctor trying to you know, you know, you know, forget about the snow bunny. Well I had to. I had to make

fun of everything and make fun of everything. So were you ever sad? Yeah? I know me I was. I was more upset when you and you show up when you can come back to upset like yeah, I was pissed, Like what do you think this is, but I felt like I never really got to talk about it. So, yeah, can you, but you don't care drunk and forgot you forgot about How can you forget about Michael Blackson and the hotel? I was just mad? Why ain't you mad? I was mad at the beginning of the night because

you wouldn't come with me. I'll never forget it. You were staying outside with me and you turned around and walk back inside. So I was pissed you didn't She didn't invite me. She didn't want me to come with me, she said, was all girls. I'm like, go ahead. Oh I'm trying to even think that, even trying to kill some time. And like when she left, I think I took a drive to like the hard rock to go gambo and come back at the morning. I come back at two mornings sucking snow bunny, I thought the snow

melting outside in a ninety degree in Miami weather. Yeah, yes, I was more pissed, like I just felt like I was, you know, being used. Never well, I'm sorry felt that way. I know, I know you don't care anyone like you know it was. I forgot all the way everything, everything happens for a reason. You know, we're just private. Just I was just having fun. You were having fun, and I just kind of I forgot to not care about myself all the way. So I don't like how many

boyfriends you had? Can you? What? Mike tup then out of dump? Then what is he? But she's probably had like boyfriends? How mean boyfriends? Has since since? I was like, if Michael's in, Oh, I don't do boyfriends, So what was his great? If he was like abc D if what what was it as a boyfriend? Oh, Mike is a good guy. That's better than Mike's grades in high school. Plus I had good by school kid Mike. That's good

to know that Mike's a good man. The whole world needs to give her like a d d oh because for leaving you in the hotel? Okay, how about everything else? Everything? Uh, you know the fun part. And one thing they try to show her is like, don't worry about people's opinion. Yeah, just living Yeah, because I care a lot. Yeah you care. I'm like sometimes you care, but it's just the thing you mean. I mean, my girl right now, Like she

cares so much. There's no people don't realize how much it is because a lot of a lot of your fans, it didn't matter. It mean, Jorge, like Georgia who is a black woman, like they're still attacked that. Like people are just angry and they're just miserable. People hate other relationship because they don't have one. They can't get what they can't have one. So the mis we love company, So don't matter who you're with. I was to the black woman. Georgia still got attacked and they made She

went through it. She had a black people every day. She went through the same thing. Now I got an Asian chick. She going through that. Mike, your fans they mean it the good way with the more they talk about you, the more they love you. That's how I noticed before when you post me on Instagram and it's not even it's not even the guys. I mean, it'll be a couple of guys, but like more girls. Women are so lonely, especially the lonely ones, because they want

your Michael Blacks only man. They're just home with the fucking vibrator to run out of batteries, you know, and they're fucking pistol. You know, they can't come. You know, they're just shoving micro waves and the pussy just so that people are happy. So you just gotta let them just be miserable. Just if you're listening to who we want to just be happy and you could be also be happy very single too, don't you know nobody's abbregated. Do whatever the fuck makes you happy. That's my motto,

make you happy. Thing of the reason why, Oh my gosh, come on, come on, it's a married don't hide. Don't the reason why she don't want to come on the podcast camera. Get a glipse of thank you very much. Come on in, bro, we don't just walk over. Nobody's not gonna You're not gonna catch you on and Mike, we learned a lot in this podcast and the whole world. Finally I was able to find out what happened to you guys relationship. You just love this ship more. He

just got love instigation. Boy, you are the number one Instagram That's why he wanted me here today exactly, Mike. When you guys broke up, you want and you're like, you're not gonna believe what happened? Chinese best friend? What happened? Mike? Will picked me up the airport to seven one, twelve o'clock. I was like, yeah, I'll be right there. Those videos were all real. Yeah, I remember that. I love he loved Trouble, he loves. You should be a soup proper directory.

You should. You need to be a producer, sucking go working all my children, fund turns, General Hospital, Ryan's Hope, loving and and I was so excited to hear what you have to say. I even heard that driver that day. Remember, so you can concentrate it. If there's any new being queen within the one mile radius, please hit up Michael Blocks. And when it was really interesting. Yeah, it was a

lot of fun. It was very fun. I mean you think about it, it's great to like, you know, go through something like that and they're just like not talk about it, and then they just just move on with life and like that, Like, no, that's nothing bothers with me anymore, Like you know what I mean, Like I said, I was set that night happened, and after when I left, well no, I mean for me, it's more like I wanted to actually like say sorry because I didn't realize

how like funked up it was. You know, like when you're like just living in the moment, everything's about you, Like I'm not gonna lie like I'm sometimes a selfish person. And I was like, damn, like the funk, I just totally like, you know, did that? So sorry don't it's a good Yeah, I know how I feelings. Well, I'm glad you guys are finding like in good terms. Now.

We were we just yeah, we were. We just we talked and you know, at one point, I think she was like trying to give us another chance, and I was like, try a game, motherfucker, Just try game. Are you gonna You're gonna leave me in the desert in the least veggest desert. We're half done house in the We're done. But it's all good. I mean, she's you know, she out there making her money doing what thing? You're happy? Right? Do you miss Michael Blaxon on the recording Miss me man,

she's out there. I saw a video of like I didn't get to see the video, but it was a video with like, you know, a sex tape video, the real one, the one is that you got two videos out that yeah, right one he has a prosthetic penis with the actual penetration. You know, I didn't do you subscribe to. Somebody told me, huh, you something I haven't. I don't. I don't. I don't have the Only Fans account. I mean I haven't. You need to get one. I

already told you that. Somebody has actually sent me just videos. I've pictured a lot of girls on Only Fans. I don't know how they waste. You got the cheat codes and yeah, I got that too, but I haven't looked at it yet on them. Then once you have the thousand girls, I don't know. That's so sad, Like, why can't you allow of us make our money? Damn? I gotta make cheat codes? Yeah, and they look like nine dollars a month. Yeah, come on, it's like Netflix is

more expensive that Yeah. So the last question, do you miss Michael Blexing? I know you you have your own thing. Michael has his own thing, yeah, my French just like does he make you laugh a lot? I think we had a lot of fun we did. I just missed like regular fun, genuine fun, genuine fun. But Mike Smoothie too. So Mike is a good boyfriend. She already told you that. Man, he's a plus plus A plus a. You gotta ask her twice. The more she drinks. She just went to

a seat minus. At least give me like a B plus. I'm not giving it a he left me to goddam. Besides that day, Mike, it was only twelve hours. I was cleaning the house. I was hosting your guess like I was a really good girl. Yeah right, and she was close to I didn't get a chance to give me a three something. That's only part. I think you didn't give him a close We didn't get would pick out your outfits, back your bags, like we don't think we do something really fun that make you forget all

the good things. Seriously, I don't to do she could be the this morning. You should be my leg. I remember me and shot the leg. Okay, so you just like how girls are the only only remember cheating? You cheated at me? What you a house? The house? You cheating me down the overall, I think there's no hard feeling, and that's what you could like come back and still sitting next to each other and have a conversation. You know, that's all life is all about. Just enjoyed, no hard feeling,

don't take nothing too personal, move on with life. Life is good. Happy making your money? What was your impression when you heard I was coming, I didn't serious. Well that's what I said at first, you know, and then I was like, oh god, this would be interesting because I'm at the point in my life where nothing bothers me anymore. I don't you came and said anything, batter mean, I don't. I'll just make joke about it later. But she this, I was. I was part of this stingy

cheap cheap coming cheap, which is good. That's the truth. That ain't a lie. But because I'm like, I'm more used to guys like really mean, like those ways with me that comes with Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So we only dated for two months. Despect you to go buy me a car? I mean, that would have been cool. But always she wanted to call in two months and she left me in the hotel on the dock. Let's go, let's go chess. She gave me a A plus plus. You gotta. We're all good, We're happy, we are good

her feelings, right, that's what that's amazing. Well, it was a wonderful show. Yeah, the one that got away, that got away, and I just she got away and I left it. Yeah, dodged the bullet. I wasn't one else, I wasn't a bullet, motherfucker an m But regardless, we're in good space. Good to think about it, like nothing really really bad happened where you could be like, you know, I could never date hugging. It wasn't that bad. Sometimes you date somebody and do something so bad after to

show that true colors you said the longest. When people gett a relationship, just don't get the thing with the relationship. You know, a lot of time relationship ends up so bad, whether it's like you know, you break up somebody, you go doing bathrooms about them. It's never necessary because you never know. When you you have that space in your life, that person had that space, you have a chance again back together again, you know. So never never never talk

bad about anybody the date because you never know. You know what I'm saying, like and now you're able to sit next to each other, and that's no, I know nothing about my heart about her and she feels the same. Should you date me again? Right? Yeah, with your day Michael Blacks. And again if it happens like oh whoa, whoa, I won't dinner again, She'll leave my friend special guests. They want that got away and stayed away, Miss Danny Banks.

We tell them your I G so you could get more fucking followers and catch up to catch up with the President of the United States. My Instagram is Danny d A n two eyes, one end. Okay, so d A n II dot. Thanks and you can find my premium contract at Danny Banks Dot. That's why contributed to a hundred fifty a month. Thank you very much. The mother Stucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a Calvary Audio production brought to you by all Her Radio and

The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson, Keegan Rosenberger, and Dana Brunetti.

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