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I have to make it. I have to let you know my every move that you can't let Americans know what you're doing. Man, what are you doing over there building a university? You know, I'm not. The school is not finish yet. I got it, baby steps. Oh that's good though, that's a good deed. You're doing them kids in the streets of a nice school. Yes. Man, you know what I'm want to do too. I want to I want to have some kind of sports in my school man. Yeah, that's a great idea because that's a

lot of athletes. Yeah. I want to guess some you know, get some future Olympics olympians. Yeah, future Olympians. I mean we're good at like they played the good soccer players. I mean every African run. Do you guys have a soccer team and ga yes, Chinese best round. Stupid question I was. I haven't watched any soccer game at all. Yeah, they have a good they have pretty decent. They made

decent the past few, you know, the World Cups. I mean I'm still disappointed from one from like many years ago, when they lost to You would go out on like it wasn't it wasn't one in South Africa. In fact, Mandatta was alive then and he was so he was so pissed about that loss because I was the only African team left. They made it all the way through the finals. They made to the quarterfinals. They lost better this ship that it was a game they should have won.

So I'm still mad about that game. It was a game, A team games. The team has say called you rogue, you am I saying Uruguay they wore light blew to in South America. That's all I remember. That was a nightmare for me. Well he was there nineteen nineties, No, motherfucker was like two thousand and um something like, Yeah, it could have been either two thousand and four, two thousand four or eight. Wow. That that game for the rest of your life, because you still remember the one

of the years. I don't remember, but yeah we took a You remember that year the day they lost, But you don't remember what year and date you were born? No African, the win you were born? Okay, nobody was there the right ship that I wasn't born in hospital. There was no record of nothing. Okay, when I when I got when I was born at first, what do you saw for as a nurse? Right, I saw a goat? Well, you're born, mad, Mad? I born at home. My mother had me home in the backyard, not in the backyard

somewhere they were midwives. Some some neighbors yanked me out of my mom's vagina. Again, Wow, well, we're glad that you made it a life. Yes, she pulled me out and was a labor long I was. I would think. I think I was pulled out by my dick. That's probably why, so like stretched out a little more than normal. I think that my dick came out first. What you came up when you was born? Where came out first? Uh? My big head. They had the suction at. Yeah, my

dick came out first. You had to grab a plunger from the toilet suction at. I believe you, Yeah, because I got a big hit. Yeah, my dick came out first. Did they circumcise you right there when you're born? Well, my dick was so big. This circumcised me wise and my mother's vagina. They had a give him to pi my mother up, cut my dick off, and then it so her backup and me out her pussy. Well, that must be the happiest day of her life. Finally you're out of her. She was happy my dick was out.

She said, you really kept the rest of my body in there and let my dick in. Uh a little. My dick came out. She was free. Once my dick came out, she thought she was done giving labor to me and say, I don't know. He still has a head and the leg you know. Um, she said, what the biggest part is out? So Well, you're one of your mother's favorite building her at school in Ghana. Yeah, I'm my favorite man, and you are your mother's favorite, are you? It's very hard, Mike, just eight of us.

It was eight of us too. She only likes the the gay brother. Oh yeah, gay brother. But he's probably nice and sweet. Ye. She likes me too, Yeah yeah, but I mean what do you do for her besides like, do you borrow money from your mother to get you? When I used to have a lot of money and take care of her and then when became broke, she takes no, she didn't think of me. I still give her some here and there. That's nice, man. Yeah, your mother loves you, bless you. You know that was a cough.

I hope I didn't get that. That new Delta Delta Airlines? What what is that? Is the news? The new strand of Corona? Who was caring that? Corona today? United States? They're the airlines where you always fly American Airlines. Delta is the one is Why is it called Delta strain? I wonder why they who names them? I mean obviously airlines. I guess what airlines they hate? They just name it after that, Like I bet softwores is next if they

want them to go down? Huh? Yeah, do you have any hope because spirit, you know, after they called Corona Corona beer went down, Yeah, went down on value. Nobody want to drink Corona anymore. I never thought about that. I bet you the guy the name that one works for Budweiser. Right, even the Mexicans don't even want to drink corona anymore. But it's that whole new Strand is in five states or something like that. It is, uh. I don't know, Mike. I haven't watched the news lately.

I've been hanging out with you too much, and I need to, like, we have to stay away from that one. I don't you know, but we gotta be shut down again. You thinking she didn't shut up. They just opened us. Our life's finally good. Yeah, man, we felt good. I went to Vegas, that body turning up, no mask, you know, hooker's a back selling pussy was very nice. Slot machines and black jack. No more glass, the more glass between funny looking dialer. Now you could just curs, could high

five him. Now you can have five to dealer. You could, um you go to a concert. I went to the dep Chappelle and oh, how was that Joe Rogan and the other guy for guys say that out there that it's funny. Yeah, you forgot that one the other day too, when you told me about Yeah, but it was fifteen people, probably about eight people have masks on. Wow, and they're the workers. What actually like a lot of fat men

that just afraid that they have underline overweight disease. You man, they were probably just fat man, just crazy guys with high blood pressure, low brood pressure, diabetes, minor stroke everything. They just they don't need nothing. They want fever and then my food is going so they have to protect themselves. Yeah. That's some scary ship though, Mike. Another virus coming, I don't know. Oh my god, I'm not ready for this.

That's why I'm going to the Africa. Do they need to test you again when you go to the airport or you have to get tested three days before three days or less before you um, before you travel? Well, what else is in the news, Mike, it's about picks? Um? Oh, people people are still people are still mad at Bill Cosby. Is um. The one guy's pissed um was the guy kick Cutty. Kick Cutty yeah, kick Cutty said people cheering

for Bill Cosby being released idiots. I think that the same Niuay that wore a flooria dressed sun dress and a spaghetti straps on National Tvfore attention, I'm just curious. It's the same. It's the same one, okay on nest Niga News eight Nevada Miss America. So Miss Nevada. Yeah, was a trans man who wants Miss Nevada? Yes, what nobody knew about it? Motherfucker. He wants congratulations. Congratulations either he was a very beautiful man or a very handsome

woman or just official challenge, motherfucker. But congratulation, gratulations. Yeah, I can't believe that a whole man want Miss Nevada. The very world has changed. Gorgeous man. I'm sure he's probably just probably looked better than our women out of this transgender's uh, very women, Yeah, because beautiful. I mean, they got a lot of very experienced plastic surgery surgeon out here. Now, Mike, you know, I'm still so the Shakira Richards and grab we already know that. You know,

she's suspended from the Olympics, right. Oh yeah, I was sad about that. But look, she she smoked wheat and she still was fast. Imagine if she smoked crack. She she brought into the Kentucky Derby and chased rung with them horses. Yeah, yeah, that was the reason. I think like that they disqualified her because she was Yeah, she was smoking high and running fast. If you imagine if the judges were like should imagine if she's sober, right,

seriously chunning? What the fucking punching on it? There's no punch line makers, tell your story. I'm sorry, Oh pick puff puff daddy, um, he said, growing up, one day he woke up he had fifteen roaches on his face, and he refused to live like that again. Where the fun did you grow up? Where the roaches were that respectful? When I grew up when I saw when you turn

lights on roach's rain. But you know what, I understand what he's saying, because I grew up with fifteen fliers on my face and I refused to live like that as well. The marth of the story is niga that grow up with bugs on their face become successful. So put some roaches in your face, put some flies in your face, and live with mices and rets. Hey McGregor, McGregor, that nigga got twenty million dollars to get his as

beat again. This nig I was getting as be so bad he broke his own ankle to get out to fight Connor McGregor. Con artist McGregor has pulled off another bank robbery. Thank you for robbing us, Well, that's a lot of money. Blackpool feeling that the Olympics are hating on black people. Blackpool when he pissed right now? So the Olympics said she carry can run because she smoked with marijuana. Swim caps for African American hair have been banned. They cannot wear swim cap? Why yes, swim cap? Man?

The Black Lives Matter apparel had also been banned. What do people realize that all people of color decided to protest the Olympics, How it would look. Lithuanian would probably win gold medal in man basketball. White people are going to be breaking records for wrong reasons. Okay, the slowest neat in the history of the one hundred yard dash Ireland would probably win. The relay raised and the lightning up the torch is probably gonna look like you know what, Mike,

you're actually right. Imagine that you have you have no sports in you man? Can you run? Can you? And used to play basketball years ago, but now I can't barely dribble. I know somebody that's shorter than you. My guest today, motherfucker. He definitely built like a capital. Q Um another Zealist celebrity, UH up and coming comedians social media influences. He's one of my favorite places to perform. I love going to Boston. Boston people just you know,

it's so real. You know, I like Boston so much. It's like everybody that's African from Boston is from kpe Verdi. For some reason, everybody stated from kate Verdi did from Boston. Boston must have his own part of Africa called kape Verdi. And then um, a lot of Haitians in in Cape in on Boston also say, should I tell that all the Haitians in Boston? I got my nigue on the show tonight, Let's welcome my guests to the show. Yeah, welcome to the show. Read up Brown, while you have Brown?

What's good dog? Never see man? Welcome to the Z List Celebrity Podcast. All my guests are either they are between Q and Z. You are probably a Z list, but you definitely definitely on the way to Q. I appreciate that. That's cool. Man, been busy man. You know the world's open back up, so that's good. But the opening back up and then they're trying to threaten us. The money might be shutting down again. Do you believe

they're gonna shot down again or not? Yeah? Absolutely, because we don't like humans don't know what the funk they're doing, you know what I mean? Like I feel like the problem was when COVID happened, a lot of Niggers thought they was gonna die, you know what I mean. So they're out here doing stupid shit ly still were Like the most endangered ones are the blacks, that's what really why because we're out too much or some ship No, because I guess it attacks it more or something or

more death. We're black well up blackpool. We have you know, I think we got it like the most hyper oppressure beat. You know. I think I think we have a um. We eat too much fucking sweets and greasy food. That's probably where too much. That's probably where we are probably the less healthier people. That's it. Good nigga. Did you get COVID this year's sir? Yeah, but I had it before we knew what COVID was. Oh ship, you're the one that started there. I got it from y'all, nigger.

I got that ship from China. No, but I got it in November before we knew what it was. You're just sick for I mean, I've had the flu before, so when I got sick, I'm thinking it's the flu. I'm like, oh, this is a flu. I'm gonna beat it. But that ship was beating my ass to the point. If I knew what COVID was, I would have probably been walking around the house the whole time, crying like, yeah, I'm about to die. Did you give to anybody? Now? I stayed in the house. You know when I get

when I get sick, I stayed in the house. But it was it was sick to the point where I would I would shiver for no reason. I would be so yet pussy because you know, I mean sure he was taking care of me. We didn't funk. I was like, I don't want to. If I sweat enough, I'm a die in this motherfuckerd was that bad man? Did? Yeah? I got it. I got something. You got pussy during COVID. So you spread it the ship? You No, I funk

with a mask on. Oh that's he was about to die, he said, or less if it isn't a comp oh ship, get a COVID, baby, you have a COVID. Baby doesn't keep COVID or does it? Like what happens? You just look like Chinese with my girl's agents and baby. Yeah yeah, Then where do you think you gotta serve from us? I think probably on the airplane. I was traveling heavy around that time. You were traveling delt the lens A American Americans, Yeah, American American and something specious. Indeed, they

gotta cash. They have a song, has a song to the haven't played that a long time. The song is what doctors like? We love to fly and the shows before. I've never heard that ship. He used to work for all the airlines in the world for that, and I just knew the airline song. I did work for the airline, Mike, what's the British airline song? I don't come on, Mike, you're the employee of the year. I heard. No, I've emerged to come to the Mexico. What's you're making? Tell me?

I need you making airlines? Um, yeah, I forgot it, Jack. I think it better with you making. And I've been out of business for a long time, I think, Mike, did they ever did your boss ever say hey, Mike, you should be the one speaking before we fly. The softwarees is the only one that put comedians on the planet, and they'd be having their flight attendant was going to you're gonna software. They start trying to tell Joe, trying to roast this ship's sit you sucking um. They try

to look. I think all the all the comedians that never made it work for something that's funny. So what's going on in Boston? Man? You guys are open? Right? Yeah, Boston opened up. I haven't been there since it opened up yet though. That's one of the places I don't want to go yet, Boston. I mean, there's there's a couple of places, like I'm not going to Florida because it's been it's been wet, it's been open throughout the whole COVID, you know what I mean. Like Florida's been

opened throughout the whole COVID. And with Boston, I got too much family there, so I would hate to go there and bring it because I'm only going to be around family, you know what I mean. So that was why already you think you're gonna catch all my family? Old I'm like the youngest niggah. How was your mother my mother? My mother right now. She's twenty years old of me, so she's forty seven. But my grandmother is still alive. Seven. How old are your snifty seven? My

mom's fifty seven, you know, that's still all her. But my grandmother is still alive, her sisters, her aunts, and they're all in the same area. So I'm like, I think one of my aunts caught it and she was really sick, but she got better. But after that, I was just like, yeah, I gotta stay away from y'all.

Y'all got diabetes. I have a hard problem. If you have a woman's old as your mother, like you have a fifty Nah, I'm scared of that because I don't wear corndos, Mike, and I heard when you old women, the baby come out old. Yeah, if you have if you get somebody old pregnant, the baby come out old, looks old. Oh like Benjamin Button. Yeah. I'm trying to like say, the baby won't come out like, who's the old looking nigger, Garrett. We're gonna look like Garrett Morris

is a baby man. That's a little ask with a hat on. Yeah, all your bitches, broad that's that's that's the what have you caught? Like because a baby or two. We got two babies. I got to boy girl transgender boy. I got two boys, a boy and a girl. It's funny that you say transjected, because that's really really thick. Now I got a boy and a girl. Eleven year old boys, seven year old daughter. Congratulations, Hey, congratulations two years aparty kind of like are the same brothers, same mother? Damn?

I got lucky nigg for niggad faithful hit the jackpart. Now, I'm not that I'm not faithful. That don't spread that rumor. I'm just a lucky nigger. When he becomes an A list celebrity. Motherfucker, you're gonna have child up for knocking on your door. Have you ever had like how many abortions you have? I've only given the four hundred dollars up one time, just one time, one time for one time. So your pull our game is tight, it's tight. But I think I get that ship up when I was

like eighteen. Oh where you put our game? The four hundred when I was eighteen years old? Yeah, I was like eighteen years old. I had to scrape that got you for the niggative bit from around the way Boston. Yeah, you never got got for the four hundred I've been got for. It's like it was like three eighty five, y'all, y'all got a discount. Now it was it was early twos because you got me then then I knew they were just getting motherfucker's man, And she was like, I'm pregnancy. Well,

I can't wait to have our baby, motherfucking ship. And then I wouldn't see if if I saw something growing up, I can. I'm standing the truth. I think he was lying, bitch. Maybe she just ate too much, but there was getting mother. You know. Sometimes we're getting people for that money. You know I don't pregnant, tell you okay, well you know I'm looking for I want to have ten kids. Anyway, I was lying there, good, okay, it was good. It's

trying to get motherfucker's How about Clamdia? Did you catch that? And I've never had nothing? You're so lucky on the bitch, just I've never had nothing. Man, it's crazy, like I would go to if you pulled out real fast. You have ford out of theseases. Really, No, that's not true. Now, it's not true at all. It's not true. Have you caught anything, Mike. That's media, How bad is that ship? It's not bad. Just your dick on fire for a few days. Mike doesn't go away. You could you just

go you could um, you just take pills. But if they have like some pills you can take for like ten days, or you could just get a or they want there's want that happened overnight. Just depend if your doctor hit you ten day pills, like ten days, you can get up pussy if it's like a nice doctor. But you know, I take this overnight, you'll be a kid tomorrow. But give yourself a three days to like, you know, so you ain't affect nobody else. I had at a young age, and I was like, oh is

that fast it happened? And I it was. I was like nineteen or twenty when I got burned the first time. Was it your co worker from Domino's, Michael Block giving away pizza anclo media coming, I remember it was. I was early in my sex age. But the think about it, But when you first get bron you don't know, like I had no idea, you know, I just you know, I was so you don't it was I hadn't. I don't I have no idea, like so I'm just thinking, like just you know, and this how I found out.

I had a wet dream and I came and burnt myself. Damn. Yeah, like I had a wet prain. You know when wet drain you come when I when I came and woke me out, I like him my burning myself, so I went. I remember my doctor is a George guy. He was like in the basements somewhere. I went there. He gave me some pills. But it was back. This is like nineties, so I you know, I took the whole ten day ship.

I was so scared of sex. I didn't have sex with like six or eight months really, so it was God just thought everyone was burning once you get Braith in the whole world. But he could be a virgin, like bitch, I don't trust you, that's funny. Yeah, I'm so lucky I never had and if you did, would even Will you be honest enough to tell me each's best friend? Yeah, it would be honest. Mike. You know I never had nothing. You never had I never I

promise I've never had nothing. Ever, I promise I've never had. Not a real niggle until you get burnt, Why has it got to be that because man, you're nothing like you just want you just want me to feel what you went through that that wet dreamsh it is sad that I know that ship was crazy? Man, how often do you think about that ship? I'm that's that's that's on. That's the part they to make me where like, you know, get me scared that I think about that all the time. Man.

You know, but now you could kind of like you know, I was you you don't know, but now you live and you learn, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, that's that's crazy man. At means but you know a lot of times you know, you don't know, so like it's good to experience it. Now you start to like you know the ways of no woman's burning something you Yeah, you can look at her. But my thing is like with me, I've been I'm like a relationship nigger. Like right after I graduated, I was with the mother my kids,

you know what I mean. Anything after that, I moved to l A. I was with one person so crazy, you know what I mean? Yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't in these streets like I've had my dick on the crap table a few times but now not. I mean now I'm matured now, you know, but since when Michael Black mature? Now I know, I don't sunk anything anymore. Pause. We have condoms, and you know, back then condom was expensive. I wasn't. I was making minimum wages, so I had to put my life either my life on the line.

I'm gonna spend his five dollars. Yeah, it was so embarrassing buying condoms at seven and eleven before. Yeah, it was kind of. Yeah, they look at your funny You're the fucking CAUs here. That's why I'm like, what size was you buying? Just being watch or small? I was, I think jerking off. Pause, But like it kind of helped my dick grow because when I when I got burd to do that. When I got burnt, I was so scared of sex. I chuked off for eight months straight.

And that's what I went from like regular condom to magnum. So it's like practicing Olympics. It's like it's like muscles, Like you know, I had no idea, just like working out, you go from no muscles to muscle. Yeah, it's like you know, Olympics, right, but don't tell, don't tell. People that because all these niggas gonna jerk off. Man, you tell all these niggs and jerk off to get their shipped right. Ye, But yeah, man, I'm I'm good about that ig. Stay busy, huh. Yeah. Michael Blux and he

answers every phone, every tax everything. Yeah, he's one of the nicest people I've ever met. Bro. I appreciate it. Man. Let's let's get to your career. Dog. I actually had him. I took him on the road for me. I took him on the road a few times. This is one guy that's up and rising, funny guy social media. Every skit you do, it's hilarious. Man, What part of your

brains come up with them crazy ship? To be honest with you, it's one of them things where like when I started doing social media, I respected comedy so much that I didn't want to just jump out there and do anything, you know what I mean. I didn't want to do ship that makes people like you be like, hey, nigger,

you're doing this wrong, you know. So to have people like you think I'm funny, and people like Rail or any any comedian that's up there come to me and say that I make them laugh it became the thing I was chasing. Like, I wasn't trying to make like everybody laugh, I'm trying to make comedians laugh because if y'all are laughing, I know it's funny, you know what I mean. So that that was that was really dope to me being around y'all and seeing that y'all think

the ship was funny, you know what I mean? And you, um, you know, you came out doing a social media error, so which was great for you guys or like us, we can't mind an era where we had no social media, We had no audience. We had to go on stage to build an audience, you know, and like now you guys, you know people like you, that's funny. DC Young Flies another guy they're like, can through social media build a name by himself, you know, build a fan base and

then learn how to be a stand up comic. And now he's a successful comic and he got social media and back in his pocket. So now the kids making a whole lot of money and that's you know you So you guys, like I said, you guys are very fortunate. Now you'll got the social media to build your orders. You have like almost eight hundred thou followers. That's a very good number. Man. Better think about it, and then you know he's not like one of the guys that

by you ain't bino follower. You could tell his followers are real because he put his content is funny and co is funny to get shared by people, and that's how the followers coming. You know, the amount of trudging of motherfucker's out there, that buying and we see that. I mean, even with even with you, you know what I mean, Like you, you you was already doing comedy, but to jump on social media and and to just see

how it works, you know what I mean. I know you're doing a podcast now, you know what I mean because you see the power up social media. So for us like niggas like me DC that actually understood it and then took it like to comedy like, it's dope for you guys to like appreciate that and respect the niggas out of really doing it right, you know what I mean. So my hats off to y'all for that. Ship appreciate that. Man. Um, Let me see, so let me see. Do you remember the first time you see

me do anything? There's anything this was your birthday party. Remember you did the roast in New York. I wasn't even a comic, man, I wasn't even a comedian that this was ten years ago. I wasn't even a comic that Michael had a birthday roast in New York. And I went with a couple of friends. And after he let the comics go, He's like, Yo, does anybody in the crowd want to roast? I was like, Nick, I need that microphone, you know what I mean? And I went up there and I like, I was roasting. It

was so much fun. But that's when you was like, man, you should really try this ship. That's how we connected on Twitter. First on Twitter, were roasting back and forth, and then that's when he invited us to the birthday party, so that it was dope to give you some inspirations. Absolutely, Mike. Now, every time I see Mike, got tell him he's he inspired me to really get this ship going, you know what I mean? That's amazing, man, Yeah, you expecting to. I have no idea who's coming in. We might need

to give him a lupdance. He's never experienced clare media. Maybe two days to day are none of my friends act. You don't happen to be in a relationship with a baby or user. No, I'm in a relationship, but I can do what I want though. Oh whoa, yeah, she don't what a lucky guy. Very yeah, Um, it's a fisher when I stuck out. My Patreon page is now live my weekly titty Tuesday and Toking Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon, where they would no longer be sensor about

the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon, your mother suckers? Wow? So what's what's so? Now? You build your audience your stand up as great? How much of time can you do now? A good forty five? I'm not gonna it is, but it's not. It's not a great forty Like I like, I know, I'm the comedian that I know who I can't follow. I'm not gonna go on state and just be like yeah, but I want to know who's on the list because I

want to work on my ship. I don't I'm not in the mood to compete, you know what I mean. I just really want to make people laugh, so I gotta get that hour for it to be like, all right, now I can go out there and do whatever the funk I want. But that's good. That's good as you know where you are in comedy. It doesn't happen overnight. Trust me, get better with age. It's like wine, older the better. So when did you as a comic, when did you feel like, all right, um, I got it now?

Um probably honestly, like right now is like the most. I'm so comfortable now with any stage. I just I did something in l A this week and Jay Leno came around. He came out and you know, open up wow, you know, and like when you go behind a legend like that and you know, destroy the crowd. You know that, you know you haven't like standard I said, we get better with age. I mean I probably felt very very comfortable. Maybe, uh let me see if the Twitter probably about ten

years ago. So ten years ago I was already fifteen years in, you know, so yeah, so fifteen years in I felt like, you know, am I could do anything. And then now it's you know, even as I got older, now I think I'm even better and better. I'm getting we comedy you just get better still. I mean, Mike, that was the craziest performance I've ever seen him. Every person there was crying, laughing, But you're talking about this weekend's performance. They didn't even want to get off their seats.

They were still sitting down. I was like, at least the new for the ten o'clock shows, there were all the same people. Oh no, I've seen him do that ship uh in Canada when we did Toronto. Yeah, we did Toronal and I think I did fifteen minutes and after I went in the crowd to just watch, and I know Mike set, but I'm just in the crowd to watch the crowd, and I'm just like, I'm not

making them do this. This is different, Like it's different when you make people laugh and then you see somebody making everybody hold their stomach, It's like, oh, I gotta get to work, you know what I mean. So like seeing Ship like that is what makes me want to get back on stage and really work and get to like learn how to do this ship. Trust me, he's gonna get better and better. Man hitting that stage when

that's how you hit the stage. Um I did uh me I go out with Ryan Davis now we did um not what I featured from every once in a while, you know what I mean, But depending on what he's doing. But we did Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta was the last place we did. Actually, that was we sent the last couple of months. Yeah, it was the last month actually, and then we're doing uh, we're doing actually hosted in Houston next weekend. So we're doing COVID when you um, because

I know we got shut down March. I got shut down like March and Levinach was like three tours and they just shut it, shut out the money. So when you were shut out for March, when did you go on stage after that? Um? Yeah, during COVID, I went and did one zoom shotty like. But but they did it where you can you're on stage and they had TVs of like like fifty people just watching you, you know what I mean. So yeah, it was cool, but it's not I didn't. I didn't like it though. It's

not the same at all. Now, Hey, yeah, did you have to wear a mask? No? Seriously, like I saw them wear a mask. There was one audience, right, there's a few audience on a on the next to you, a few audiences. No, there was nobody. So it was just it was just me. All the comics were there, the club owner was there, and everybody else was just watching through like the television. But they wanted the effect of the stage. You know what I mean. That's weird. Yeah,

I mean it's I don't I didn't like that. I don't like that error comedy, you know. I say that because I don't want it to go back there. But the whole zoom ever and all that, it wasn't for me. Yeah, it wasn't for me. Man, did you do a zoom show? No? I did something like, Um, it wasn't a zoom was like more like ah like an online uh roasting thing love like I did see that trash. Yeah it's a weird vibe man. Yeah you can't hear people are laughing

on the internet. M you know, um damn it. So now your father, when you suggest your kids being comedians, I think my daughter is gonna be one. My son isn't. Isn't as funny, so like he's mean, So I tell him, yeah, you gotta chill out. But my daughter I let her explore it. Like if you find something you think it's funny, go ahead, be funny. I'll give you that mulligan of trying to be funny first, but my son. I don't think my son got it. Bro, Yeah, he don't got it.

He's just a me. Did he mean he likes to play sports, karate ship like that, but making a joke, It's like, no, he want to hurt your feelings. So I'm like, yeah, you can't indulge in this ship. But my daughter she knows she she's my daughter's on one. That's like, we had a roast in competition one day. I had my daughter and son go at it. I want to see if y'all know what you're doing, you know what I mean. So my daughter's turned, I tell how to do it. I'm like, you just want to

get straight to the point in salt, be funny. So my daughter's like your mother's ugly. I'm like, yeah, that's funny, that's really funny. It's funny as ship. Seven year old keep going. My son is the nigga. That's just like, you don't know the difference between a goat and the sheep. And I'm like, nigga, stopped, Like that's not how you wrote. Yeah, my daughter really doesn't know the difference between the goat and the sheep. But she's seven. No that she's seven,

he's eleven. Sheep and a goat. No, it's not the same. Something that say't man like that? No, that's the sheep. The sheep the wool. A goat got the horns, but the sheep doesn't talk like that. No, that's a that's a goat. I ain't welcome to the show. How y'all doing so? The sheep and the goat? I mean, don't the bull sitting mad? Yeah? Mike, is that the same? He doesn't. Maybe the joke was for you know, I eat goat. I don't listen to me. Maybe the joke

was for you towards your son. He was talking about man. Yeah, you don't know the difference between the goat and the sheep. Damn. You're right, that is funny. So that makes it a good joke. What do you think takes about a goat? On land from Boston? You some curry goat? Right, yeah, of course, But no, that's different. You're saying curry go curry goal is too good. I don't care what you do to a lamb. I'll take the goat for real lab shops now, I'll take the goat for something. I

think lamb. Meat tastes better. I don't know, is it? Because what make meat tastes better as anyway it was raised? It the little juicy fats on it. Like that What makes I like oxtail better than steaks? Sometimes? For realail is different, bro, But you know what makes a steak tastes good and bad? Sometimes? The way that is the way to kill the cow. Yes, if if you die angry, you're not gonna be all tender. You know you shot the motherfucker. You gotta kill in a certain way. You

gotta like, you gotta cut something. Tell me you're not gonna die, and you're not gonna die. Song How you gonna kill a cow? Mike sing a song? If you shoot a cow, he's gonna be very stiff. It's gonna be a tough meat. Right, he's angry. He die angry. He's not gonna give you a good meat to eat. Massage him, you know, probably get like a female cow to suckers dick, yeah him, motherfucker right, busting the nut. Cut his throat. Yeah, how did they kill a call anyways?

Cut the throat to white America? I think they shoot them and you know it's like it's like it's a nail gun. So it's like I've seen that. It's like a long ass nail gun and the nail just comes out and goes back in put it to his head and that's not nice. Yeah, we can't. I would never want, like, I don't want to know how we make none of our food anymore. I mean I've killed the chickens, how like cut the head off. Well yeah, but you see you said you're not America sometimey I just cut it

off and let the ship run all crazy. That's torture, afriga. We you know, we dig a hole in the ground. You gotta keep kill them peacefully. Don't have them all in jumping up. It's gonna make him not soft. You want the chicken to be nice and tender when you eat it. It's all how you kill them. So what we do we you know, you grab the leg, grip bull flegs, you step your foot on the bull flegs, you put the wings together backwards, you put your other

leg on the wing. That's tort your motherfucker. That's the stiffest chicken you're gonna have. That's that's in the ground because you want to pour that blood you peel some hair off his neck and then you just right he got both legs. He's down, he can't move nowhere. He's just color the throat and you pour the blood in the ground in the hole. That's way worse. They're just chopping that out, just jumping around like Philippics. Mike, we chopped the head off and he runs around. Would you

want to be that's that's horrible. And then on your birthday you killed and then you put across right with the blood put you put the blood on your forehead. I didn't know that now I think about it. It was like, but don't you guys eat chicken blood like I've seen it. It's a big blood. It's you drink it, you cook it. And then they added some interesting and stuff in there, so like a sauce. Basically, yeah, a lot of a lot of people think it's chocolate soup.

So I pulled a lot of my friends. Wait, hold on, you fed your friends pig blood and told him what rice in it? Mike, don't have me come to none of this. Mike had some No, I brought one here before, trick me. Yeah, no, I told you it was some little soup. I forgot. I told you, remember one time I brought like Filipino food. You liked it. You're like, what is this little soup? Don't worry, Mike, it was it was cook real good. It was. It's cool, real good,

said a little soup. You me the order tonight. No, motherfucker, I can wear eight pigs blood. That's probably I've been fucking passing gays the past ten years. I'm was this that was about to be maybe like eight nine months ago. You know, you know I told you. I don't remember your telling me. I got a bunch of you like it. You're like, this is good. He's sucking it up. Yeah, I knew what it was. It up now he didn't. He said. He told me it was chocolate. Okay, you

liked it, like that's that's what Roder does. But I don't trick me. She'll tell me because you know, she knows she's Asians. You know how to make African food, so she wouldn't tell me she's making African students. You tell me, Mike, I'm making Chinese stew and I eat him like this is good, make African students. Yeah, it's

all in the mind, you know. No, that's not true because my girl she makes a vegan ship and then I like it a lot, like it a lot, and the next thing, you know, she goes, oh that's vegan. I'm like, funk, I don't want it. Oh, I see what you're saying, Like like it with your brain. If it's like grass me, let's let me me to change this up here the time I told what Olympics with it shot sharing Richard and good. Yeah, what do you do you think black um um protests looking not boycott Olympics? Nah?

I don't think black people should boycott because there's too many other black people come in, you know what I mean, Like like, it sucks what she's going through. But at the same time, it's like, all right, just come back in four years. Like when when we four years is a long years. It's not Michael Felts came back in four years and went crazy. Oh he didn't crazy. When Michael felt got in trouble for weed. He came back

in four years and broke every fucking record. That what happened, Yes, nigger, that's that's when he went and got his twenty second medal. He just got in the water. Shut the funk up and he killed ship. She's in position to do that four years. Yeah, she's like one, she's like twenty something. Yeah, she's she's young. So she comes back in four years and she's still the fastest woman on the planet. She's gonna shatterw rec and now it's gonna be bigger than ever.

She's gonna get every endorsement. But if we voycott it now and then she doesn't come back, and people are like, we don't give a funk, it's not gonna do nothing. Like she's in because like she's not competing for the Olympics, she's the fastest woman on the planet. She's gonna win. She's already gonna wind. So it's like, yeah, I'll say it for four years. She's still making money right now, just running everywhere else, and then she's gonna be fine.

She's gonna have a weird company. I mean she was, Yeah, I don't know if she smokes a lot of weirds so to be able to run anymore. She was flirting with the baby, so she might have a baby. She is I wouldn't that fast. I'm definitely gonna none at her and have the fastest baby on Earth. Man. Yeah, but what do you feel that way, like about w NBA women too, would you not in the w a w n B a woman to have another I don't want.

I don't want a basketball daughter. You know, I'm a fast woman or a big woman that where I have an NFL player. I don't want to toss seven ft girl. I got a seven foot daughter. I can't even find a man to marry her. You know, she's stuck in at she's thirty five years O. Came find her husband and she's change your light. Boy without ladder, You'd rather have a fat daughter than a seven I'd rather have

a fat son. Give me a seven hundred pound, greasy little nigger that could fucking tackle somebody, then a seven foot daughter seven fourth door. She just hit uh, you know, just pick things up and that's forty. Yeah. I want I'm I'm I'm a I'm a big girl. I got a big bit just to have a big I haven't been a nice get birth to another. She killing nail like black J. J. Watts or something. I take that. I'll definitely I take a big boy, big girl. Absolutely.

You know, a big girl just's gonna eat, she's gonna do nigger. She might beat your ass. She's gonna be a straight nigger in the house. Yeah, I don't. I don't need that pressure. Man, it's tough man, Yeah stuff having kids, yeah already. Yeah. Now you're gonna have to deal with boyfriends. Oh yeah, I don't want to deal with boyfriends. If she got a boyfriend, he's gonna be eight feet tall nigger. If she's seven ft yeah, he's gonna be eight feet hard to find the day. You

know what, there's a dating site for him for tall people. Yeah, just like that clothing place right there. Yeah. Yeah, it's called Tall People and Small People dot com dat you like. They have all kinds of ship out, social media, worldwide web, everything's there. I'm gonna go on it just to see some tall as bitches. I want to see how many are really on the planet. Yeah, let us slept with She was six three now I'm five seven. So when you hugged out like she had, we had to be

like sitting down and laying down the kiss. It wasn't no, I'm not standing on my tippy toes. You don't gotta bend over. But yeah, she was tall as fucking She loved wearing heels too. Wow. Yeah, it was has like putting a TikTok in her whales mouth. Man, did you ever take photos with her? Or no? Na, never man never took pictures with her. I mean it was. It

was one of the things where younger he was younger. Yeah, so whenever I was like it was when I was starting comedy, whenever I'd be in town, we kick it, we hang out, we'd go to the movie ship like that. But like and we sunk around. But it was one of the things where it's like, way too tall for me. Wait where she lives. She's Boston, Yeah, Boston, way just walking around. Yeah, she played ball in high school. She

average eleven rebounds a game. Wow, eleven rebounds again, more rebounds than your kill on his pass, more than Dennis around me. Yeah, yeah, that's what I undt. Yeah, it's a lot of rebounds. But that's the thing. I'm tall women and you love too, though not been I've been with a big woman. I've taught six something six ft like like six too, yeah, probably, Yeah, I like I like big women. Tall women are cool, man, I like, I mean, I like big women period too. Like I bang,

I've banged a lot of big women. I've banged some really like four hundred pounders, and you like you are attracted to bigger women like I mean yeah, I mean I sucked them. I'm attracted to them before. Ye shallow really yeah like that movie. Yeah, but shallow how he was looking at something else? Yeah, you're absolutely right. I like a challenge. Man, What what do you mean a challenge? Yeah? You guys, you like you like little skinny model girls. Man like a woman that you know, a big, usual woman.

Oh that way he tried to do everything in one night type ship. Yeah. Yeah, he used to be making all the big girls happy angels. Not anymore, you're over it? Yeah, not that I got a new relationship. Yeah, so I slowed down now yeah, man, unless who happened to three something? Yeah? Before? Yeah, but she's my girl on the moment that she's like Mike, I have to pick them where I'm gonna pick some skinny bit yeo's that the cracking we're sleeping with the night.

I don't want it. I don't want I don't want that. I'm just gonna I'm going in against room to lay down for a sign. I'm I'm going up hubing from me. Something man, you ever had three sings. Man, the only thing I've done I've got head from two girls at once. I've never had like a three something like where I was like, yeah, give me a head of the same sign. Never never got the pussy twitter like at the same time before. Was your period on or something? No, it

was it was this is all happened. I was at a at a party and there was a girl who was running the party. She had this other girl that was walking around and she was just like, yeah, I'm looking for somebody to like hang like hook up with tonight. So the girl who would run in the party was looking for a dude for her to hook up with. So I asked her. I'm like, yo, you're taking like request for your party. She's like yeah. I was like, well, I never had got a head from two girls before.

She said, I'll be right back, came back with who women. I was like, Hey, this is the situation. They took me in the bathroom and did the ship Did you come? Absolutely, it would have been off a pure excitement that I wouldn't having like coming to come with having me. I have not not have sex like three days. I'm gonna come with head like not jerk off not have sex from the come with head and as I'm more off a pussy person. What are you like Jenny's best friend?

Put what's better? Pussy your head? I'm saying, can you come with head easily? Yeah? You get you won't give you? Oh yeah all the time, Mike, you know what happens when you get your head? Jenny's best friend, Damn, I can't see you close your eyes when you get your head. Yeah, you're just stare at the fucking goddamn why you looking at her face? Used to get shot when you look back at you. So I just do do do do funny? Yeah? Oh god? Yeah? So you never had a three so

you never like, you know what? I want to eat one? Are you banging one from the You just have been that fortunate or you men? I haven't been that fortunate. It's what I said every nigger wants. Yeah, you're a zealous I haven't been that fortunate, but I had from two bitches. I'm not I'm not up a letter to Chinese best friend. You had three something before be away, before your relationship. I know your lady listening. She's not

listening to us. She doesn't even know what channel we're on like listening good funny, but she doesn't know what funny? So what have you ever had three something? Uh? No, not yet, sending back from you three years. Yeah, that's why I never had three something, never had Colombia. I'm not as lucky as you. Yeah, I'm not lucky enough to get Colombia. Whack. Wait wait when did you have

your first? First? My first threesome was damn? You know, I almost had one, like when I was younger, you know, early two thousands and two thousand five six is like four or five between two thousand and four two thousand six, alum. But the other girls didn't participate. She was just dead when I was what I mean, she didn't just looking, you know. But then I fully had a real one. And like my first one, real one, one I'm banging to Chicken, was probably two thousand between like eight nine

two ninths. So did it feel good? I felt like a kink man. Yeah? Now I won't it all the time. I know, I've had like three so I've had four someome, I've had like three girls ship my two birthdays I had Yeah, I had like me and three women and ship. This motherfucker's crazy. That's how you kept the media though. I don't know who. You can't figure out where he came from. Now you just gotta gotta like, you know, yeah, because it's like you some get condom and some don't, like,

oh yeah, who gets the lucky one? Like now, baby, we're using condom. You guys still like wipe it off. You can't be putting it from one woman to another. You know what I'm saying. You can still give him something that's too much that you just everybody get a physical a week before the thing and then keep you know what is this NBA game? Yeah, they gotta get physical. Okay, guys, let me see your car, Let me see your physical. Everybody when your email me all your resorts, bitch that's

his fake, won't get go go see your doctor. Yeah yeah, ibody get a physical waybody feels comfortable. See that that's different. I don't do that. You gotta be you gotta be mature and growing. You's got You can't just you know, or you gotta have something before. We mean, you had commitia before. So yeah, so you know that nobody gonna you know, you know, threesome that's planned a week before. I thought three someomes just happened. Like, hey, guys, I

plan to have a three song on my birthday. Anybody would have participate? Please get my email, send me everything to this everything what doctor? Who can I call? I thought it just happened here? You just want to like a week before, two weeks before, you know, he did he say he had fifteen roaches on his face? Yeah? You like? I mean you still that's a lot. That's a lie. That's a lie, right, But you you've had roaches before, right, But there's never been fifteen roaches in

one spot at the same time. He must have passed. He must have had a cookie on this fucking nose. You got fifteen roaches? Did he lion baby ones? Mike, Nah, there's no way he had fifteen, not fifty, Like, yeah, one roach, I'd understand, but fifteen on the way they run around, they wouldn't. He'd have to have skittles and get cupcakes all over his mustache for fifteen roaches to get on that snoring nigga's face. I know why? Maybe she just a quinlif that day and you're gonna put

queen the teethirt? What has to do with this? Back in the day, don't they have a duet together? They didn't Queen the teeth of Queen don't like niggers. Never mind Jelo this when he was broken. Oh he was broke just before big Yeah, this before if he had roaches with j Lo take that, Take that before that. That's way before. I've had roaches before. I've never seen that many. Well you came up. I mean you're doing better than that for you something. You're a full time entertainer.

You don't have like no secret job in and out burger or not not other way like waffle house three in the morning on your friends, I speaking, just walk in like hey, from the internet. I'm scared of that kind of ship. Man. I remember the last day I took the bus, nigger, Yeah, I used to. I used to when I come to to l A. When I used to fly from Boston. When I first started coming out here, I would take a bus from the airport to my home girl's house because it was only a dollar fifty. Niggers, Wow,

that's cheap. Yeah. I'd rather take a dollar fifty bus than to take a forty dollar uber. And it's literally one ride and I'm on the bus. They go on my luggage and one nigga is like, hey, you READO Brown. I'm like yeah. He said, what the fun you're doing on the bus? I was like you right, my digga, this this is it, This is it. Yeah, that was it. Bro The funniest thing that happened to me be in the bus. It was Ninette, you know, just started doing

stand up. I came to l A to do comic for you, and I stayed with my boy, Jamal Dormant, He's also a comic, and we was, you know, it was poor. We was broke down. You know. We got around on the bus to get around and I'm at one time and waiting for the bus. While I was waiting on the bus, we've seen you know, the bus

pulled up this girl sitting by the window. Badass, pretty face right, and then um we sat down and it was like there was a there's an empty seat next to us, but then there's no no empty seat next to her, and she she was showing us too much love. I'm like, I mean, I'm not that cute and I'm getting a bust out. Obviously I'm broke, and I'm like this girl baddest out. So you know, we both like that's mine. He's like, that's me. Mine's like, that's mine.

We're frightening with his girl already, you know what I mean. And so we actually come and walk towards us, and then she walked with a limp. Oh what kind of limp? Like a bus rider limp? Like I'm about to sit in the front seat. She had like a limp like something like that. And I was like, jamr, she's all yours, you know. But I think we both just kept the number just to be just through, just in case. What did you think around on it? I didn't. I'm sure

your motherfucker that he lived here. We gotta take a roller skate and she limped like that take a roller skate. You don't got to see that? What you mean, Mike? That's she go roller skate and you don't gotta walk. God, you don't see the Yeah. So now no more bus for you? You live it? Are you still a where you're standing up? Stay? I stay out in North Hollywood? You got a nicer part man. So you're making money? It's totally offen social offer, social media? How do you

makech how do you make much of your money? Are you doing me? You know? Do promos. Uh Facebook page, now page, Instagram page. I hope you know that. Yeah, yeah, why do my I do mostly pull my my I g TV that I haven't been proved to make money yet. I just got a yeah, man, you can sit and talk when I Are you approved on Facebook or my Facebook? Man disappeared a long time. N you know. So, so you're doing all this ship it and you ain't making Facebook,

Instagram money none of that. Ship you make money to two dollars per eighty million views. I make. I make money up a stand my stand up, But I could be making so much more, man, so much more. I mean, but that's how that's how we're we're being like we're okay now like the niggas in my era and the people that I'm cool with, it's that that social media money. It's really good. Oh no, I know so many guys making it. I heard Country weren't making a killing a

hundred to three hundred thousand a month one month. I mean he he just had a podcast when he said it. So I don't want people to feel like I'm telling Country ways business. But he was making three hundred thousand dollars a while, bron Like now I know, like Mike, I like most of these like people that I've worked with and hung with, I've seen there. They're the ones that showed me how to use Facebook and all that ship. These niggas was making some consistently. Mike, your views are

like freak Chinese bethfriend. Once I get a proof, I'm not a proof right now, so I can't make Oh yeah, he has to get improved. If you know what, I have idea. How to get a proof. You have to follow Mark Zuckerberg like every post he post. Guarantee in like one week you get a proof. I'm not going to be a fucking MAXA group. You know how many people are doing that. Everybody's trying that. Are they all approved? No? Are you approving? Yeah? I don't like Michael zucker know

you're verified. No, I'm not verified. That's why, because you don't follow him. That's what it is. Don't tell me that. Man. I don't believe he's drinking too, so I know it's getting worse. Yeah, whatever, what's up? But I s this is African king up comedy. Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast The Mother Suck A Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not,

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catch a new episode every Tuesday. No, but Mike, definitely, I'm gonna get on this and this once I got to prove I'll make some of my g TV money and then we I'm gonna try to work and I'm gonna trying to go to the Facebook office and funny, exactly what the hell happen? And that's the same offer. So once you figure out Facebook, they should fix the Instagram.

So Facebook, the Facebook put like this with me. Facebook is the reason why I didn't do a hundred sketches every day, you know what I mean, Because the Facebook money was so decent that I'm like, Okay, I can actually make it through COVID, not burning my burning, using all my material, you know what. I mean on social media and ship. Yeah, that's good money. That's good man. You know, that's just great to find ways of making money. Man, we're not going to clocking and working for nobody. You

like your own boss, you know. And there's an arrow in we need social media area now when the cryptocurrency or you need a cryptocurrency, you know, no, no, that I get it. I had a friend that was telling me about bitcoin before it hit, and I never I never jumped on it. But I don't I don't know enough about it, you know what I mean. So I stayed away from that ship. There's a lot right now, that's good. There's too many. The other day, you know,

I put like six dollars. That thing came up like forty two days and then it went down like four dollars in one day. Like yeah, what that doesn't make no sense. You know, I don't have time because everybody when everybody sells, everybody sells, it's like are in the house. Uh so when you buy them, you gotta you gotta get rid of at the right time most of it, Like you know you're gonna leave, leave some inia, but

get something out. See I it was thirty earlier before the show started, baby if I checked now it's right now, but it goes up though. You gotta get the right one because there's a lot of scams, you know. They gotta get the little coins, you know, so like the other like there's a lot of scam coins out there right now, there's Yeah, there's a lot of scam coins. Those are bad, you know, you go, what are some

of the scam coins that you know of? You know, like for example, if you know, Elon must make make a baby Dodge coin like doge coin. Who did that? A Dodge started with like a meme that's a meme coin like it was a joke and it was up and down, up and down, and then Elon must decide to take it and then that ship went up like crazy. And uh now people add like baby Doge step brother Doge. You know. So there's all these scams Chinese dogs. Yeah. So but you gotta meet the right people because they're

they're all in the telegram. I made a few which is really good, you know space space uh you know Space Dogs. That was good coin and uh yeah, there you gotta meet the right people because they tell you, like pre sale, you gotta get it before it comes out, you know, you got you gotta be on it way before to make to make the real money. Yeah. Yeah, so there's all kinds of stuff. It's crazy though, but there's still a lot of money out there. Man. Yeah,

that's my I'm scared of the star market. Man. I don't know enough about it to jump in that ship. It took me seven days. I just saved my money, right, Yeah, I'd rather just be like fucking I'm good because it's gambling at the end of the day. You know, if you if you know what you're doing. You just told me your ship went down the four dollars there, and then I sent a bit going to some other address and that's it. Bye bye. It's not like you could

call somebody, Hey, y'all, I didn't order uber today. It was who you know, can't call anybody, so you send the roll address bye bye? Yeah. Oh yeah you can't. You can't complain to anybody, My god, go crazy, bro, Yeah I did. That was losing all that kind of money, bro, that's that's noth I was losing like six seven days, and and I found a few coins that just opened up to it. Kind of Now, I I am very educated I was talking to our buddy today how he

got Have you ever been scammed? Have I ever been scammed? Absolutely? But I'm trying to figure because I know what you're talking about. When it's just like a naked tells you something that got it? Internet bullshit? You what, what's the craziest I've been like, how about them little three things? And the guys to be doing with the three? I've never played it, but I've seen everybody get scamed by that, you know what I mean? What's the three? I mean

I've been scanned by jobs before. I remember, Yeah, I remember I went to this one job interview and it was just like, hey man, we want you to want yourself that cumes and I'm like, all right, cool, I'm funk with it. Then they're like, yeah, you're hired, and it's like, oh, I got the job. Cool that They're like, you get to buy the vacuum first. It's like, nigga, what, Yeah, you gotta buy the vacuum that you're going to show people.

And that's how they get their money. They get you to think you got a job, you bought us three hundred dollar vacuum, and then they don't give a funk after that vacuum. Good for you. The early two thousand, man, early two thousand and they getting these stupid telemarketing job. We have to buy the stuff and then and then you know, other people, they don't care what happens is. They don't care if you do sell it, that's a plus. They just want the thirty people that came in for

the audition to buy the vacuum. Ship. That's good money, man, That's that's great money. It's great money. Like it's if they do that and they get ten people to buy the vacuum, there's three thousand dollars. Their clue. They don't care what we do. So that I got scammed like that early when I was looking for jobs and ship, What were you looking for the jobs in Massachusetts. I've just been random in Massachusetts looking everywhere, you know what I mean. It's kind of hard to find like a

real job in massachusettscause everywhere everybody's a lawyer or a doctor. Yeah, well I grew up. I grew up fucking twenty minutes from Harvard University, five minute walk from m I T. So all these motherfucker's are graduating they live in my area. No diplomas got lost, nig and nothing got lost out there that you could have used it? Oh, my diploma? Not you're could have used somebody else's diploma that's graduated at Harvard, right, I mean he lives next to Harvard University.

One of them idiot drunk college students was a drop of diploma the same name as him. There's no other read or not at all. No, a lot of browns not reado. Yeah, there's no other reado. That's another Chinese best friend, is it? No? There's Chinese Katy on Instagram that's always on top of me. What's the name? She's a only fans sporn star Chinese Kitti Chinese kitty, Yeah, kitty. How's it look? She looks like my sister subscribe, didn't change my name. I'm not subscribed, like I can't subscribe

to any only fense. Yeah, that Shi took over the world. Yeah, they make more money than country. When one lady hears you made seven hundred thousand and one month. How do you feel about Bill Cosby may out? What do you think about it? Um? It's weird, man, it's a weird feeling. And I think if you know, if he did it. He shouldn't be out. He shouldn't be out at all. If he didn't do it, he should have never went in. You know. We it's like a fifty fifty some people.

There's some people maybe a little bit higher than fifty, maybe seventy percent thing he did, thirty person thing you didn't do it. Yeah, and it sucks. It sucks too because I'm a comic. So I want to see the nigga be funny. You know, he's so funny to me that it's just like I I see everything that's going on, but I just look at him as Bill Cosby, the comedian, the actor. So when I go ahead, go ahead, when I like when I see him, it's like I want

to see him say something funny. I don't want to see him defending himself or talking about the ship he don't want to talk about, Like I feel like he's holding in all the ship that he could be saying, you know what I mean. So, but they said though that he wants to go back and stand up. Michael Blocks, And you had Jay Leno open up for you the other day, would you like to Is it okay Bill Cosby opens up for you? Yeah? And I have an order full of video older as bitches that should have

been dead from severy years ago. But I hear I haven't opened up for me, man, Yeah, you know it just that I like I have like Jerry Tall and puting juice with cocktails. I said, like then they getting the icy hot all that ship, A bunch of people with Mr Philio gonna be old. He like what is he like eight eight something? Yeah, this period, I mean, just to live that long and long and you know it's a blessing. I hope he he swears in his

next comedy special. Oh yeah, he's gonna have to sweat now. Yeah, you know he probably firstn't gonna be like funk everybody fu. Yeah. I think I think I think we deserved that. He's went through enough to where we would understand if he's letting some ship out, like go ahead, event Bill, we get it, you know what I mean? And then you know, sometimes I walk you know something, and I remember they told him to listen, just just apologize and they would

let you freeze like he refused to. Man, you know that that's crazy. That that's what makes me think that he didn't do it. Yeah, sometimes I think about that too, that you know he didn't, you know, because instead of just giving it and he figured maybe maybe if he was fifty years old, he probably whatever, like, no, I'm eighty three. Anyway, I'm gonna die soon. I'm not giving myself And know he maybe he didn't do it. Who knows. Nobody knows that. God knows. Guy's gonna judge him, gonna

figure it out out, you know. You know, but then you don't want to You don't want to support some ship that's fucked up. Nobody does know what I mean. So with me, it's one of the things where I'm not gonna sit here and be like, oh, he didn't do it, because we don't know. But once the nigga goes to jail with then he lets him out and they're like, oh, we don't know what it's like. Come on, y'all,

Like we don't know what to do. Like there's probably people that really want to go watch his show but aren't going to because it was going on, you know what I mean, and then not show what's going on. So it's crazy because if he did that, that's totally wrong, you know, because he's a celebrity. You could get any pussy one. We don't have to, and you don't have to drug nobody, you know what I mean. Like, so if you're doing it, he was probably sucking bitches with

a sweater on. That's why they didn't want to dick sweater Nig's dick. It's like they just don't want to be a brother of that sweater but hot and had a hot sweater on police after this happening, and they got written with the sweater man. But you know, Bill, which I wish him luck and I hope, you know, hopefully I'm gonna watch whatever he does. Yeah, I mean,

I just want, I want, I gotta watch it. I can't not watch what Bill Cobby does, you know, and all the ladies out there, I mean, and if he did do it, as I feel really bad for the ladies to have to go through that, you know. Um hey, you know, and because I was just watching that Jeff Epstein thing again, I've watched it before, watching it again, you know. But him, he was a sick man. He was just under age girls, and you should definitely, you know, spend your rest of your life in jail with all

died already, you know, he's dead, he committed suicide. But my thing is like, goodness, just woman is growing at eighteen? Why can't you find eighteen? Your money is still young? You know, if you have so much money you want to suck a young woman any eighteen nineteen year old, you don't have to. You would not be putting yourself through that. You know, so like, I mean eighty woman, you know so many eighteen years if I like when young women, Okay, I'll just go for the eighteen year

nineteen year old. Let me see I d fourteen years fifteen. Yes, motherfucker's man. I can't stand a sick person, you know at all. But it is funk all that. Let me see, Let's let's try to end the showing something fun and positive. I mean, we talked about Clamdia that was fun. Talked about your basketball games that was funny. Seven daughter that you organized five days before sell fourth daughter that nobody that leave at home with me. I have to like

go to fucking Neptune to fund his motherfucker husband. Lisa Lesslie is available, Mike, she's married. I think Lisa's married. Yeah, she's just happy, happily. Mary. And then Brittany Grinders she likes women. Yeah, Britney don't come. I try to try to try to get her Brittany one time, try to change it over, but she's that that's gonna be a lot of work. It's Brittany is a tough one. She's not like you know, she's like, you know, she would knock me out. Have you ever seen have you ever

seen a girl that like that likes women? Switch over? What do you mean? Like? You know how you say you try to switch Brittany grinder over? Have you ever seen a woman switched over? Like you know, she likes women. She she's just a straight like dyke. And now she she's back to liking niggas again. Damn. Yeah, I don't think it happens. I think once they I think once they go over they stay over there. Yeah, it's no, it's the brain, something in the brain. Oh you think

it's it's it's how they they're born that way. Yeah. I have you know, brothers and one brother one sister. That's a that's a yeah, she d here before, but she is she like tried because you know, the whole family always wants as she tried to be with a guy. She was with a guy, she was married to a guy. And she said so she was a female in a reagonship because we would with lesbians and she's a female. She's a female, she's a female. She would definitely go

get some dick. Yeah, like is she not here before? She's pretty? I get what some dick if she needed it. She has a girlfriend. Now, that's her girlfriend, dressed like a guy. Like she she's kind of like a like a little bit manly, not like a dyke. But they they're more like girls. Can we say nicer words than dyke? It's it's a bad word. It's a strong woman, a strong woman of facially a woman of steroids, a kid. What the funker? I don't here's some woman that is

not a butt word? All right, we'll find out when the cancer the show Chetni best friend, a Hansel woman is sucked up my hands? A woman just a woman that's funny top. Oh yeah, I've encountered them before the club. I think the woman like in a relationship. If it's like two pretty girls, they could go back and get dick. Yeah. It's the ones that are more than masculine ones that are not going back. They would rather sleep with a gay guy because they want to be They want to

be tougher. Yeah. Yeah, the ones that look like many fresh never going back. Oh my god, the many fresh looking not going back, and those those those ones are tough. Yeah, they ain't working with us. You're getting a fight with them, ain't working with us at all. But they'll show up the court with a ponytail like a motherfucker on can be beat up by lesbian before. I don't know, I wish got in a fight with one. But like twelve

years ago, what happened? You know, this girl invited me at a club and I was like, hey, what's up, you know, drinking, she was flirting, and then the girl boyfriend came. Boyfriend shoot my hand real hard. Yeah, but I was like tough black things, like, well you got a problem with me. It was so weird fight trying to fight with it, fucking that's my girl. I'm like what, Yeah, that was really weird. I was like, I can't punch a girl. I was she'll probably knuck your as bigger

dick than fuck you. So we're happy I didn't fight with just a little argument. Yeah it was an argument. It's like, dude, I didn't that girl anymore. It was very weird. Yeah, have you been fight with it. Nah. Never, I'm I'm cool with with with females that like females, man, I don't. I don't have no problem with nobody, you know what I mean. So it's so it'd be it'd be cool. I've never tried to talk to a girl's girl either. Have you all been in the fight when

the last time you had to fight? My last fight my my senior in high school. Damn okay, it's one of those. Yeah. After that, I was like, man, I can't be fighting no more. So what happened was like one of the fights like three pm outside mo, Yeah, it was. It was one of them. It was I was walking through the class and through school. He pushed me, he did me. We're fighting after school. We ended up

just fighting after school my senior year. Beat that nigga's asking and that man, I never lost the fight, Like I know, I'm lying, I've been. I didn't want to fight one time and the nigga caught me. Now, he didn't sneak me. It was just like, man, I'm not trying to fight you when your school. And then Nigga still hit me and I was just like, oh I lost that fight. I chalked it up. Other than that, now I haven't lost. So we hit you, didn't do anything,

fell on the ground, nigga, and then he walked away. No, it was it was in third grade. He hit me, fell down, and that was it. He threw like a like a surprise one. Yeah, it was. It wasn't even like a surprise one. It was just it was one of them like, hey, man, I don't want to fight you, and he was still wanted to go do it? Are you were you like short? I was always short, No, Mike. He was probably told back then, but everybody's third grade

by the same height, man, I was told before. Everybody's the same height in the third grade, even Shaquille O'Neil and him, with the same height in the third grade, grew at like fourth grade. Probably, Yeah. Do you ever get your ever get the best of you? I got snuck. I never. I've never in a fight my um. When I first came to America, I lived in Newark, New Jersey. I went to this it was eighth grade or ninth grade.

It was eighth grade going through the ninth It was a junior high school called Broadway Junior Hide and the dudes from the project. They found out everybody had good grades because where I'm where I'm from Africa, it's all about good grades is what we look forward to. We go to they find out everybody had good grades, and this this sucker punched them. Remember. Yeah, I'm sure if I was going on the bus or getting off the bus, but it's project dude, real dog dude just came and

suck a punch me. Yeah. That's the only time. That's the only time my MoMA ever been in, um a fight. It wasn't a fighting, just I got stuck up. Damn. That's real crazy. What happened, Like, did you start getting hit me? No, I didn't. I transferred to another schemer. Yeah, I'm sure that guy is probably in jail right there getting raped by some punching little kids in the face. He's in jail, probably bent over right now. He probably turned to some um. Yeah. So besides that, Yeah, that's

that's my um that's it. That's the only fight. That's the only closest thing. I did get punched by a woman. Grab when I was in I first came to America. You know, I was trying to fit in, right, I'm I've been in America a week a week a week. I'm like thirteen years old. I'm outside playing, you know, with the kids, you know, and it's one girl. I guess. They kept passing her shoes around. She's like getting my shoes passing, and they come to me, Why didn't I

just get this bit her shoes back? But I passed it around. She punched me my stomach and I went down. I'm blocked. I've been hit by a woman before, but I couldn't hit a woman. You have been punching your stomach three years in American He was in America three three weeks. Stuff. It was a shot gun to me. He was not ready for that. I wasn't ready. You know what it was that I was the first one, and then you know I didn't. I wasn't on in school.

I got slapped by a show that your summer camp for real, like slapped in the face, like like on something. She was like, was you talking to her? And I looked to the left, real quick boom to see who it was. Man, I looked back. She slapped the dog shit out of me. Damn slapped the dog. I was like, man, funk, that's what that feel like. Yeah, slapped a real good slap with her. Change your world from a girl, It'll change your world. It'll make me real like that. That's

when I became a man. When she slapped the ship out of me, I just knew I was looking at the world wrong. I was looking at it like a kid. And I grew the funk up. I was like, this is reality. They're like, I can't cry, I can't do nothing but still him look like that nigger best friend. When I got punching these one million people, it's one million man. It was in the beach. It was like July fourth, my ex friend, though she was crazy. We all me beat up by womenhood what she punched you for.

So what happened was I didn't invite her because she was crazy. July fourth, my whole family go there, what seven years ago? Yeah, so I didn't invite her. And then I was like, I kept the keys. I had three cars. I kept the key to the other car to make sure she doesn't go, you know, because we invited some girls over. You know, God damn it. I have like a Cadillac Coopie Bill candy paint unregistered. You know,

I just kept it in the garage. Can you believe that fucking car was able to reach all the way to Molly? Oh. She she saw me talking to the girl Christian home right on the fucking nose, bleeding as fuck, and then she was screaming, she fuck you get the funk here, you know like that. So I was like, Okay, I went home. I told my mom, I gonna go home with a bloody nose. You, my brothers, my mom,

everybody looked at like people. Everybody was drunk. I was like, fuck, you know, I was like, I went I went home. So I drove my car and I went home. And then I was like, you know what, I'll pick up that car tomorrow. It was told already, it was told told like had no registration, But I couldn't believe that car could reach all the way. She drove your cough, she yes, she drove the whole you know, the old ninety. That's a woman's intuition when she when a woman want

to go somewhere, she gonna get there. Yeah, she's gonna get That happened to me. I had an ex, my ex girlfriend. She took the So I'm into my house in the East coast, right, I'm in a basement with this girl. This girl flew from Miami. The thing about it, my my ex was like Instagram detective, right, I think every girl, every girl's Instagram. So every whatever I was doing, she always following. Like she knew when I followed this particular girl, and when she knew I found a girl,

she has about this bit, right, so she started following her. Right, this chick food on. It flew down and with my house in Delaware. My girl at that time, she was in l a. Right, So this girl made my basement. I got a movie theater east, we got basements, real big basement with big movie screen. She showing off, you know, because she lived in Miami. Miami, she's too expensive. You know that house is like so she's showing off and

my girl like, oh this bitch and my nigga. My girl takes the Red Eye from Los Angeles, left like that night, landing into Philly like six am. Came to my house. She knew the coach to get in, got to my room, door, breaks the door down, like the incredible and I mean that was short. I didn't even fun the girl. And then what happened. She even brought

her grandfriend. She's like she thought a grandfriend. That's why, Hey, hold on, her girl took the flight with her, took with your car and your miles are no, no, it wasn't no. Her girl came down and she was like since she got when she told her girl, hey, get up, I'm like, what are you gonna tea? And then I was scared. You know what I was scared. I guess what the funk? I did? Run down one motherfucker three you got not one one? For real? I died. Call the cops in that biting I co cops soon, like

ninety times. I called the cops on her, and then I called the cops on her. She want to jail that night, but I still she want to jail that jame. And then she got out and I sucked us and went made up. Wait wait wait your girl? That you the girl I flew the other girl, the girl that flew out. I had my room manager to take up airport man, and then I had my you know it's my girl came you know were you guys made up? We went on makeup sex, be too good man, especially

over that flight. Yeah, my ex girlfriend she went it up, going to the seventy hour old for mental illness, she would Yeah. Yeah, so the story of my life. Man. I had a lot of crazy women in my life, man, lots of crazy women. What's about the rest? In another show man here? But thanks for joining man, Thank you for having me, Rito Brown, give me your Instagram. You can follow up Rito Brown on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, to publics R E E d O Brown as in like

the color brown. Y'all should know that, follow me on everything man. Salute to Mike and his Chinese friend for this dopeast show man. It was fun, bro. Yeah, I learned a lot. What you learned? I learned. Uh. If you decide to have three something of your planet five days before, three sis three days before four or sings four days and then get some well you need you probably need longer because you have to everybody has to get tested and all that if you're gonna be wilding up.

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