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Sound like worldwide? Really? Yeah? And then I checked. Good. I guess we made a dent on China too. I guess they're listening to us. Why are you think to listen to us, Chinese best friend? I have no idea, Mike, don't be a fucking stupid Why you're Chinese? Oh? Yeah, you're right. I'm thirty five percent Chinese. I did that d natas I didn't want to have was any black and youth. I am one person British. You know my cousins, A lot of my cousins, your cousins, Chinese best friend?

What are you? I am a from a small town and in a yeah, you know, we all thirty Africa, my Chinese and your Filipino. How many time Spaniard? There's a Spaniard also, you know a lot of a lot of the Spaniard went to the small town in the Philippines and impregnated while they were in a ship. You know. My Magellan went there on a journey, and on that journey, I guess, impregnated one of my grandmothers. So so I'm

about he's like a fruitcake. You like, yeah, German, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Chinese, Filipino, any tying you. I'm sure we're all the same. I'm not. I have no time. Yes, I found out what I am. What are you? My dad is black and my mother is black as hell? You know what? For your birthday this year, I want to give you a DNA test to see where it will show the maps where your parents are coming from. Like that, Yeah, in the map

it shows like I'm from here, I'm from there. And then I don't know where I my dumbass put my real name and I get messages from people like, oh, hey, I think we're cousins. I'm like, did you really take that DNA? Oh my god it I knew this one girl that happened to when she took a DNA test and found out she had a sister. Really, yes, you didn't tell me that. I mean some girl. No, it's not mean, like what kind of sister, like like a real fucking sister, like a same father, different mother from

that DNA ship was the father and a sister. Um uh oh, father and a mom still together? Funck No, the dad would just laying his eggs. They're not married anymore. No, they're not married. She found out. That's actually found out she had a sister. That DNA thing. Yeah, because they you know, when you sign up for that, it's like a whole goddamn social media chat room. Yeah, I'm not saying. And then they link your ship. They're like, oh, you

notifications your cousin just uh like match you know. So all my cousins are older, and I decided to change my name to something else, so I don't I don't want to be dealing with you know, what if my dad or may have a you know, missing child somewhere. You know, you mean, it looks at it like another Chinese best friend junior. No, yeah, you're right, like my dad there was a girl looking for she's looking for his father. And she was like, you not like a

hundred percent match with me? No, no, no, no, she's looking she's old already, she's all my age. She's looking for her dad. Why she mean she's because she's your age. You do something you're young. I just turned forty when you went to Ghana and play with them peacocks. I turned forty. Yeah, I was hoping you bring one at the fucking airport for my birthday? Prison. Can I legally bring a peacocky thing? I don't know. That's a wild animal, you know, I think it's Yeah, you're get in trouble

with that. Brendan as a peacock a wild animal, endangered species. You could have that as a pet. No, oh, you can't have that place. You for a fact, you have a fucking eagle. I know, Ego killer can have an eagle. Ego kill you. I'm Ego having his nice in your house. I remember when I was a kid in Liberia, my mother, uh was one point like um, I don't know. She was was living in this one place and it's one town and the president's son lived there. This guy had

a zoo on a zoo. He had house like at his house, and like he had a zoo as his house. So you had eagles and you know how they fed the egos with live chickens. Oh used to be so sad when they threw them chickens in there and the eagle just kill them and eat them. He has like an American eagle, like Nigga African eagle, Egos eagles, Africa eagle. There's ego is an eagle man regardless where they're from. Just like you have chickens in America, you have chickens

in in Africa. Egos in America, have egos in Africa to Okay, we have lions head there, lions there. You know. I see an episode and Discovery Channel that an ego picked up a deer and you know they bring them all the way up right to kill them. They drop him off when they boop, they die and then they go pick it back up. So that's what they were trying to do. I say, another episode, just like this eagle is trying to grab a baby. Yeah, they grab your No, no, he wasn't able to grab it, like

real good kidding me. Yeah, they usually grab like a hawk will grab your your puppy, your backyard it's some crazy ship. What's the craziest thing you ever seen? Down to like like an animal, downe to like another animal. Well, you know in the Philippines a lot of straight dogs. You see this motherfucker's walking around like they stuck in there. The other dogs vagina and they walk around. You never saw that Africa a few times. Yeah, you see it like that. Then my grandma goes like, let me go

get some salt. They put some put salt on the dog's dick. Yeah, so they stopped sucking breathing Michael Blackson, Now you're gonna have sucking Peter, No, that's well, you rather have a bunch of fucking puppies, straight puppies. And yeah, then fucking sucking suns and the dog with ice permission, that's gonna burn his fucking skin off his dick, his dog's dick. That's what they do because and he likes what he pours salt on your fucking dick. Why are

you trying to the big Chinese baby mother? Well, I don't fucking public, that's true. Yeah, they walk around in front of a goddamn school and ship walk around. Well, yeah, straight dogs, I guess they are only the Marky, I don't have any straight dogs. Yeah, they SPC would get them and then they take a mean to clean them up and charge you five thousand for them dogs, the Niggs homeless. I could have got it for free. Now you want to charge me five grand because you too

give this dog a bath, a bubble? Bad? Yeah? They did you know that? In the shelter there is zero dogs available thanks to COVID nineteen. Everybody, their neighbor and their grandma, the kids, everybody adopted the dogs. Why because people lonely? Mike? Did you know that? Could? They're quarantine himself? You know, I go to a pet store. Ship all the fishes, A lot of fishes gone, birds are gone, parakey, everybody got well a matter of fact, you're manager Erica.

He brought like three of them. I was in his house. I saw the Yeah you saw it. How many got like five secs? Fuck? You do want a bird? Okay? Yeah, he's trying to teach them how to fucking talk? Did they talk? I don't know. I'm not a I love pets, I don't like cats. I love dogs, I like birds. I hate snakes. But I would not have because they're like babies. You have to take care of them. You have to feed them and love them and talk to them. I got time for that ship. I barely have enough

time with my kids. You're doing talking to fucking bird. Well, you know what, if you teach them how to talk, maybe he could say mother sucker. That'd be dope. Imagine that a parent saying every time you walk in the house, Hey, mother sucker. That's a possibility. Mike, did you get one from Eric? No? I don't want a fucking bird man, I catch bird flu. I'm good. Well, today is a big is a lot of things going on the news,

a lot of things going on social media. So gonna get her up and bring our guests on um onto the show. Uh, we forgot to put your talk about you? Oh my outfit? Okay, yeah, okay, that's fine, that's I mean, you're wearing some bootleg Jerry oh has Michael Blackston. The cameras over there, you might want to turn to the camera over there, the cameras right there. It's one over there too, Okay, bad? Yeah, yeah, you know, I forgot who gave it to me, but my name is on it, Mike.

This is not an NBA team. Just to let you know. I thought it was I'm wearing. Yeah, what you're wearing. It looks very just had a guy that made it for me, since they're freaking king of comedy on it right, And I went off a Sachi shirt with some I felt fruity today, like orange. Yeah. I drank some orange juice and an orange and then I wore orange. Yeah, you look like the skittles, uh candy, Michael. But a lot of the colors full stuff or always matches you.

You know it looks good on you, the colorful stuff. Yeah, no, I always. I think I get more compliments with it col steps. Yeah, thanks for noticing, man, Yeah you're welcome. Mike. I hope for Sart you noticed soon and maybe give you a contract. I don't know. I hope so too. If not, I'm just gonna take my dog outs. Actually did I'm public and puts off on them. What happens, Yeah, they'll probably close them down. I know. I just said, yeah,

all right, let's bring our guests on. Very beautiful, very sexy. You know I've been saying I really haven't looked at a beautiful woman since I got engaged. Listen, gentlemen, MS Polo is in the building today. Come on, miss Polo, sit next to me. Goodness, look at that. Welcome to Mothersaker Podcast with Michael blocks Hey part part of What Are You Like? What Are You Are? You like? Have Mexican, Puerto Rican and got a little Japanese and you and

you know, I'm Colombian, Colombia, Colonia. Yeah, but I'm mixed race, so like black, some Europeans, yes, my grandpa was black, some European and then some indigenous. And I feel like when you're mixed, like I never heard of a a country co indigenous. Is that in Mexico? Wana? No? And so like indigenous like from like Native Colombian, like the Indian people from Colombia. Yeah, I'm indigenous. I'm I'm dangerous in

dangerous indigenous, indigenous, Indigenous. It's like Native Americans, you know, they're indigenous people. Yeah. Me and Mike went through h H public school that doesn't offer good teachers. Did well? You went to Los Angeles public schools? Yeah? I went to front of public school. Yeah. Where did you go to school? Also? Los Angeles Public School? Yeah? Took you you listen, he's nothing. It was always late, he was on he was on time for lunch, right, Yeah, I

was always there cookies and pizza. But that's what your favorite lunch. They used to do the white milk or the chocolate milk in school. Do you guys get milk? I want to scooed mo. I'm more I'm like nineties guy. Yeah, and ninety ninety seven, eight nine. No, yeah, I graduate year two thousand. Yeah, you're not very far from me. No, I'm not. I'm nineties. I was like I was getting milk and chocolate milk. What do you guys drinking up? Yeah? We got milk too. We got the chocolate milk. We

got all the bad foods, chicken chicken school. Yeah. Like pizza was like more like a Friday thing. I think it's like Fridays. Yeah, but then the rest of the days you got the bullshit, you know. No, we got hot dogs. Um, what's the corn dog? Yeah? Corn dog? Yeah, hot dogs, pizza, like hamburgers, all the bad things and always milk on the side. Okay, that's a good idea. Yeah, he's trying to but finish up his food in Ghana. He's a school. Yeah, that's like a dream of mine

in Columbia to do that in Columbia. Yeah, my mom and I want to do that. So wow, congrats. They need teachers and principles in Ghana. Would you like to be a principle I would love that or a teacher teacher. Hey, especially now that you guys about to be out of only fans. What's happening only fans? Michael, you have the only fans? So it's starting in October? What nudity is no longer allowed? So I heard that nudity is it's just the explicit content like porn. But I think you

can still You can still post nudes. You just can't have sex. So you have to show your couchie can shop a dick in it? Exactly right? No, no masturbation. No. I got the email and everything, like they send out an email and they were like, yeah, so no more sex. Can we print that up so we could show it to the world. Yeah, so it's not that bad. You

guys gonna be okay. Then I think I'm gonna be okay because I don't do porn on there, but it is still gonna indirectly affect me because I feel like most subscribers are gonna are gonna leave, you know, because they're like, I don't want to pay for you know not and not see some sex you know so or something super sexy. So I think indirectly it is gonna

affect me. Yeah. Wow, it's a fishing When my Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday into the Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Mother says, uh so pretty much. Yeah, because we thought only friends was gonna because only friends with our sex is what Instagram or picked up. Damn.

So you know, I mean, you guys gonna lose some followers something. I've already lost some subscribers. Yeah, I was like at a thousand, five hundred d and now I'm like five hundred. No, that's a lot. No, it's crazy. Yep, We're like, I'm out of here. So what are you gonna Are you gonna stop pussing this sta? What are you gonna do? Just like I thought about it, the way you'll ask the questions, You're just gonna steal because if not McDonald's, how much McDonald's paying hour that What

is Aly paying McDonald's. I have no idea, Mike. I haven't applied there yet. Were they got to be a fifteen? They get paid that much? Not in California probably, which is that it has moved moved definitely. Well, what are they going to do with McDonald's, like, oh, for some extra French prices? So you guys are allowed to be naked. You just can't do nothing. So you've lost some money? Yes, was that your full time job? Well? No, I had.

I did have some side hustles, but I did get comfortable and like I kind of dismissed my well not dismissed, but I kind of neglected my side hustles a little bit because I was making good money, you know, and I got comfortable, so I kind of dismissed him a little bit. But I still have that to kind of fall back on. You know, I'm nervous. I'm definitely nervous. So were you between like a five to ten thousand

dollars a monthly income? I was making and a month and on I had, like the best month for me was February. I made like thirty K that month. Holy crap. When did you started you starting the pandemic or you know, right before the pandemic. Actually, yes, and I literally was not doing porn and I was still making not much money. Yeah, yeah,

showing your couchie just tworking literally twerking dancing. I wasn't even knew that at first because I didn't want to be um and they were still subscribing and like just people they like you. They don't need to true men on there just lonely. They just want to talk to you pure. What was the weirdest things somebody actually to send them like like a left toe No, even weirder, like they were like, send me a video of your butthole while you're farting. Really yeah, ship was like a

thousand dollars because I I don't know, I can't. I feel like the fart won't even come out because I'm like, I'm just not used to that. Just like I didn't even try. I just made an artificial noise like the right. But I think he would have noticed, because I think he got like he got a lot of those, and he even sent me like an example of how he wanted the hell is that right? And I think, yeah, unfortunately, well he's probably gonna be a last guy. You're gonna

every week. That's fine three times, but that's that's put she can't do it. Oh yeah, you're right. Well she didn't shove her asked unless you put a microphone in, it's a message like somewhere else on Instagram. No, no, he was the only fans. Don't sunk up. He's paying what is it twenty bucks a month for you? What do you know? Fifty eleven eleven? Actually eleven dollars and eleven cents. Yeah, that's my my price a month? Is that you did a breath? Is that about? It's like

my number, my angel number, eleven eleven. They see it a lot, like do you know your angel number? I don't know my probably seven seven. That's a good one. That's a spiritual number, seven seven seven. Like if you see repeating numbers, they mean things, you know, and I strongly believe in that. Like if you see a eight, and I know a lot of Asians really love that number,

it means financial abundance, like money. Oh my god. Do you also know when when you when you see eight eight, whenever your account has a fraud on it and it frees your and if you tell a bank like Hey, my is a fraud my account shut my account off. They will make it negative eight hundred eighty eight thousand dollars eight. You had to make it the purpose to do that every way. Nobody cannot try to take money because you're negative. Then you're negative eight eight thousand dollars

eight thousand dollars. Wow, see money, I'm only negative eight dollars? Is that the frond to or no? No yet, that's overspending that you just overdrive. Okay, hopefully they charged to be more over there frets like eight eight nine. But y fun, So you lost half, you lost over half of your phone. I'm losing money. I'm losing money. I did hear about this other platform called I think it's we're not going to time. You're right, Okay, you heard

of another platform. I did hear of another platform. You gotta pay us? And what wild about? Um? So basically the same thing. I'm just thinking about it right now. I don't know if I want to go into it, because I'm thinking I can keep my only fans and just dive into another you know, it's just something else. Maybe do yoga videos and sell those because I do yoga, so you know why was the purpose that I'm getting

getting rid of only fans. Well, I heard it's because they want to make more money and some investors didn't want to invest in something that was related, you know, with sex work. That's what I heard. But that's what I'm saying. We made them billions, and it sucks that now they're turning their back on us because we made them so much money. But that's what I heard, though I could be wrong. I also then heard, you know about the credit card thing. I don't know if the

credit card thing, what did you what you thought about that? Oh? Yeah, I guess they they a lot of Visa, master Card, American Express, and cash app. They don't wanna get involved with the only fans. I guess because there's so many chargebacks or what is that called returns, So you could just call it argue, hey, I didn't pay for this poem.

A lot of guys would do that. I feel like a lot of men who were broke and couldn't afford to, you know, to look at our content, would purposely, you know, buy it and then would charge like ask for a refund, just so they could get their money back. So they were sneaky. They were they were not about the refund. No, No, they's had a credit card company, like I didn't know what it is. No, they would tell only fans. They

would tell only fans to um. They that they wanted their money back because they didn't meet the expectations or whatever, and that seemed more like a reason why only fans, we want to um. Yeah, it doesn't make more sense. Yeah, maybe they're losing money because of that or did they get the money back. Yeah, only fans would pay them back, and then you don't lose the money. I wouldn't. Sometimes I wouldn't. Sometimes I would. It would just depend. But

most of the times only fans would lose someone. That's what happens. Then, like they're losing money maybe using their money. Well, they ran out of this p PP loan. Those four broke suckers, and unemployment is almost over eight months later. You know, all the stimulus checks is gone. You're right, they're trying to recover niggas broke money broke, so they're trying to read every every means necessary to try to

get this money back. So people request for the left or not the right to Okay, I want exactly, but you know what I think we'll started happening now. I think now those girls are gonna really become outside workers, right well, no, not just working McDonald's at Burking. They're all gonna start really selling women, would probat to start solid Posy're gonna be starting getting booked by those guys. Possibly, Yeah, you know that's possible, right. Have you ever been booked? No?

Have you had requests? Yes? But if you have to get a book, what do you think your book price will be? You think that's a good question. Barack Obama's new book that came up, Well, pretty much is this book? I am the president. I think you haven't here like what you I mean, what do you think we think you're worth? I mean, what do you think you're worth it? For one night? You think I'm priceless? No, it's just, oh, I don't know. I would be so uncomfortable, like especially

if I'm not attracted to that guy. I just couldn't perform. I just couldn't, you know, no matter how much he paid me, because I get nervous, Like I get nervous. One of my favorite movies in the world is Indecent Proposal. You haven't seen it? No great movie Chinese best friend have you seen in decent was no, Mike, what the funk on the Chinese for they are you? The only one I saw was the pretty woman say same things,

but in decent proposal. Okay, so it was what he Harris said, Demi more newly married couple, struggling with bills, right, Uh, struggling with bills, um and about the Louisia house. And one day to decided to go to Vegas. They went to Vegas and he's like gambling and he's like, you know, trying to win his money back for his house. And he's, uh, he was, he had like he was, he was what he was trying to win, Like I don't know, twenty he's trying to win twenty dollars. He's up to ten thousand.

He's like, you know, just keep going. They couldn't decide that you keep going or just just take this ten thousand dollars. He's how to keep going and guess what happened? You lose everything, of course, so now to lose the money the uh, you know, he's just they're just they're both walking around in separate ways, just a little fund and trying to find a way to like she just walking in the store. He's trying to find out some money, probably had a couple of dollars left, trying to play

his last change. Yeah, sloping shop your birthday less two years ago, you lost everything and started playing slots. So she went into this one store, expensive store, and of course a billionaire walks in the store and he's like, oh, it's a nice rat something like that, and he's like flirting with her, but she like, but she's out, No,

I can't afford it. And you know, she's like and she just you know, she just left out the store or whatever, right, and then she's back with her husband, and then they walking through the casino and and the guys Robert Redford is yeah, love Robert reference. So he's a rich guy. He's playing, um, black jack or some kind of car to game. He's playing black switch, maybe not black jack. I forgot what the he was playing. Maybe I don't know. I don't think back was that

old Okay, one of the motherfucker's. But he you know, he's he's um, he's playing, he's losing, and he's seen her and he asked the guy. He asked, the guy hate mine if I brow your wife for like luck and he's fucking love him. You know, his luck is fucked, you know what I mean. He just he's like, oh yeah, you know, she's okay. Well he sure. So they're playing the card game and she's you know, she's losing. Didn't lose it, and she was like, he said, um, card

is on your game. He's like, nah, card is not my game. That's not she said, She's like craps, So go to the crap table. And this guy called make a phone call for like, you know, a million dollars whatever all that ship put all that million or one thing, and told her to go through the craps whatever it is. She wanted, I don't know much about craps, but he does. He doubled his money right, and she he was, oh my god, thank you for such a luck for me.

And then uh, he said, what are you guys doing here? He said, we're just here for the weekend. He said. Listen, he said. And then the guy was like, we're about to leave, was about to leave. He said, no, don't leave it to me. Comp your room, you know, let's have dinner. You know, whatever, it's on me, appreciate it. He probably just gave a couple of dollars. I'm not sure what I'm gona even give any money or whatever. You know, it's right, I'm not sure if you give

any money. But I know for a fact, stay stay, you know, let's let me comp you guys, just have dinner, you know. So he did put him in a nice suite, you know, and then that dress that she looked at.

He had to deliver with her room, the five dress, but she didn't want to, you know, mention their husband, like she she saw this guy at that place, you know, so he so he so she put it on for them to go to dinner with him, and then they went to dinner, and then they was talking about you know, he did, guys talking about like love and like you know, can money by love all that stuff, and you know in the guys like, well not really, you know whatever.

Make a long story short, he said. But I just hypothetically speaking, let's say if I was for real, So what if I offer one million dollars for one night with your wife? And he is like, I think you're crazy and then you're sick, you know whatever, whatever, you know, But I just I'm saying, what if it's real money? What if I'm serious right now, one million dollars. You know she should have got that million for playing for him though he just dice for her and her luck.

It was her love. It doesn't work that way. What's up my your African King up comedy, Michael Blackson, I'm here to ask you a question. Ah, you subscribe to my podcast, The Mother Stuck A Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and

tons of celebrity guests. So listen up, Mother Stuck. Stop what you're doing right now and go find The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me Michael Blackson on I Heart Radio, app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe it's free, so go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. So you know, um, and then I think he got mad. He's trying to offers with my money. Said, they left, went to the

room whatever, and why they're in the room. They start talking about it, right She's like, um, I mean he's she started naming all the raggedy guys she slept with. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, like I se I started with Bubba. He's like, you stick with Bubba? Back, who sleep with Bubba? Trying trying to justify like if I step with Bubba, I could sleep with this guy for a million dollars with Bubba for free. You know. So they're just going back and

forth and then he's trying to figure this. Mind you, they have no money, they're losing the house. Yeaamn, and you know, and it's a million dollars. Man, I'm making long story show that end be doing it. And if they slept with the guy together for a million dollars, I think he should have sucked them vote. But yeah, so you gotta watch the movie to see the right. That's a very great movie in decent Proposal. It's actually on. I'm not promoting nowhere. It's on, but look look for

the movie. That's why I said a million dollars a night, you know, That's why I was trying to get to like what you know, I guess a million. I mean when you're talking millions, I mean, let's be realistic. Like let's say I mean like Robber allowed me to have like one, brought us back like one a month, Like let's a realistic month, Like fifty dollars that's good money, right, Yeah, to pay a wait, to pay a girl for sec yeah, depends.

It depends on a lot of things. I mean, but I think, what what, um, that's a lot of money. That's a lot. I think, would you sleep with you? They should pay you fifty African king? But that's what is it? I mean, the action? What's the going price? And pussy right now? Chinese? Best? No fucking idea, Michael Blackson, I haven't paid for pussy. Well, I guess it also

depends on where you are. I mean, I think I was going to say that, like the living and living in l A is so expensive, you know, so fifty may not be as much to somebody living here as opposed to somebody living in Texas. But I think I think I meant, you get an average sto five hundred for like, you know, a struggling bitch. You only fans girl that think she's maybe three thousand and five thousands. I've heard one of my girls told me that she

was paid five thousand. That's a lot of money. But he was like a rapper, he was well off, So I was. I also thought about that. I was like, why does he have to pay? But they always want what they can't happen. I guess right, maybe that's what it is. That's what it is, a mental game. Maybe it's because he's ugly. Maybe he was. That was it? Flavor Flavor. Does he have a clock on his chest? Do you have a patch's head like Torry Lanes? Yeah, well not Mike Tory Lanes doesn't have that. No more

became rich. Matter of fact, that album he blew out the n f T. Now whoever bought it for one dollar supposed to be bothered up fifty a piece right now? Well, I don't know. I bought a hundred of I don't know. I still couldn't try to sell it right now. Their website went down. I'm like, hey, we're rich. I'm like, hold on, never mind, I'm not olding uber Black Uberpool. Yeah, we're not rich yet. I told my brother. I was like, yeah, it's gonna give you one. You have fifty grand bite today,

I don't know. Website not working. Do you have any tattoos? No? You never liked them. I like them on other people, but I don't see myself getting any. No. My thing with tattoo, man, it likes like a pretty girl like you put a tattoo of a rose, and then we are sixty years of the real star. It gets blurried like a potato. That's my fear. Yeah, but right now, like on young people, it looks really cool. I haven't seen any on older people yet, but yeah, you can assume.

You know, it'll probably turn purple and ship because the skin goes down. It doesn't matter gravity true true gravity, just working. How about you, guys, Do you guys have any tats? No, you have to you still have it. I don't have what that do? No team nover o my friends about I had one before I went to be a guest in the show a movie. They put that all over my nice Mike. Yeah, I had to my neck. Oh that's a goal. And I was just there for like less than ten seconds. I bet you

wrapped it. Look. Yeah, we were trying to act like Chlos. But there's two Asian guys in a car. Yeah. They put me in a movie. Mike, who did this big movie that supposed to come out soon? I was I was like, Tolo, I'm supposed to act like they over my face? You look. But the funny thing is when the director came mic goes, are they supposed to be? And then the guy goes, yeah, he goes, they're both Asians, and the other director, well that's the funny part at

the point. Was it a comedy, No, it's a freaking like a horror movie. And then I had to go see Get the Funk out of the Way, where it kind of reminds me of Meet the Blacks, like I know two guys that died and Meet the Blacks and it came back and Meet the Blacks too, So it's okay. No, it's a serious movie. It's like this big time superstars on it. Wow, congrats. No, it was just sec that's still amazing. Part No, I didn't need a cello that looks Chinese. Yeah, apparently, you know. I saw this. I

saw this Netflix series where it's all Mexicans. I forget what it's called, but yeah it's and they had one of the actors was also a chollo and he looked Asian. I was like, that guy looks Asian. So I think it's also because a lot of Mexicans do have, you know, some Asian heritage, and I guess, you know a lot of them do look like that. Just kind of like Peruvian people. Have you guys seen any Peruvian people or like Ecuador? Oh yeah, I have a lot of Asian heritage.

They look very much Pokia look Ecuadorian. Yeah he does. He's Ecuadorian. He took her out to Yeah, it was a good fight to her. But this age is catching up to him. Yeah, he's what three to retire. But he did good for that age, you know. Yeah, but he I mean he for the guy that he wasn't prepared to fight. Yeah, it was prepared to fight a light sking guy named for the don skin guy. Do skin guys up fight they hit hard? Yeah, he was, and that guy's young. He's gonna fight a light skin guy.

He had a better chance fighting a light skin. Well, he fought your other friend before. He's dark skin. With the guy that Brona. Yeah, Bruno's brown, he's not dog, he's not really dark. You had the darker yard man. Yeah, man, light skin guys, he could have beat the light skin kid. He should have. He should have with it to the kid recovered from w he had COVID or something. What happened while you didn't fight that kid? That's what I heard. So that was some random ship. Then hey, go fight

this guy. I feel because that guy was young. Ye. Hello, ladies, come on, y'all joined us. We we got ten minutes laft. We talked about only having seen Come on and show me join the show, Come and join having see ladies. Mike, this is your ups delivering. Are you a package? Alli? Welcome to Michael. Yeah, we talked so me me, yeah, grabbed the mike me me because we was talking about how only fans is about to get rid of um

point a second. So I heard you could still be naked, but you cannot stick out digging you or dial doos and other things. That true. I don't matter to me because I only show nud Oh you don't. You don't know, you don't have sex. Okay, so you're good like post like implied nude and stuff. Yeah, same, how about your go I do a naked and I do sell videos, but I don't mind. I don't mind it at all. No, you think the fans are just gonna just be just because I don't Maybe the way the news came out

because some people really think that. Some people think it's getting rid of nudity period. Yeah that's what I heard. You know that's why, but that's what we are thought they getting rid of nudity, but they're not getting They just getting rid of sex. Listen, I think personally, until it happens, I like when it's action. So once, once this ship will really be going on, then I'll believe it. If it's not shown to me yet, then I'll see when it happens. But exactly October one with the same concept,

like only because of that. Because of that, they're ready to take away and Wendy Williams best friends a new one. Actually, that one is more accessible than Only Fans. I was really a whole night. I probably would like it that Wow. I contact directly and he said that he would love to have me there. So, I mean, my Star is going to be like the new Only Fans, But it's just going to be a new platform. There's there's gonna

be new platforms for us all over there. Like it's it's not over for sure exactly, and worst comes the worst griggslist right or back page there's no back there's no back page, no more. Back page isn't as a prostitution. We don't meet these people. I mean, were you a customer for black Page? No, no, I just saw a news like people black wages like years, it's no longer there, right, okay, right? A backpage became Instagram. I got my Oh yeah, literally Instagram.

So we're trying to get that going price to pussy because now that it's not gonna be much sex going on, guys are gonna try to book women. We're trying to figure out what was an average pussy price. I mean, what do y'all know what the going price is? I'm you don't stop pussy? Is it like five thousand? You have to ask that it depends on the girl? Oh, I mean if you just know somebody, you know people. But I think it's like like an ala carte, you have a menu, like if you get your dick suck

if you come too quick? Right, So I want to if if if I if I pay for an hour but I'm not in ten minutes, does she stay there hug me? There's no Like, I don't know, I don't do you know? Do you know that people actually pay for cuddling though? Like I was told this, Like one of my friends did this for a living. She was older and she was like, I go to people's homes and literally just cuddle, and they pay me like two

dollars to just cuddle because you're so lonely. He calls prostitute all the time, and he says, you know, girl, we don't pay the prostitute to do what they do. We pay them for them to get the funk out. That's crazy. Wow, that's a guy that told me that. I mean interesting, Yeah, you have everything. So you got the al cad Um. Maybe I checked chick the menu Chinese if your Chinese baby mother start the front. Just the only menu I've seen is the Chinese restaurant menu.

Michael blocks combination, you know, he's familiar with when you like one than to thank you coming again? Hendy up? And by so I mean I guess yea. It's just it's not affecting the mike. I had a girl DM me her Alacott one time. My men, you really Yeah, It's like I had read Rider read it. It's like, what's it going? Price of stuff? Rider on Alacott two. She was a cheap bitch overnight, but that's overnight. She spent that over okay, Wakanda right, Yeah, I would get

my money's work. I would girlfriend experience. Man, I'll be sucking the middle of the night. She's gonna wake up with three black infections, A hits direct to me and uh missing god black. I'm getting my money's worth. She's gonna she's gonna quit after me. She is gonna be unemployment when I'm done with Oh yeah, she's going. It's gonna take a while to make another fift. Could they claim disability? If a procetu, you could claim disability if that's the proces should be charging you with the the

side of the dick they take. Besides, is the more you chat this morning, take about two or three days a break, and then I mean you have to cover. I don't watch money. Then Mike, if I that's not fair, the big dig I'm not thinking about you. I'll be praised if I have to pay. If she's taking three days off. So you think like every inch is two hundreds, of course you're six hundred. I'll be paying. Yeah you lose, Yeah you that school in would not be built. Yeah,

I'm pussy. You will have no electricity, all computers that work or teachers I have to do dollar no WiFi. Well you've got map. That was the worst. It's a fisher. When I suck out my Patreon pages now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively with the Patreon, where they will no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon, your mother suckers. Alright, Well,

should I have a whole show to go? Do it is? Um? It's seven o'clock, seven o'clock. You have a show in Inglewood, California. Yeah, I'm gonna get shot up real quick. Is it the same place, Mike, No, not not not support this, This is more comedy club. Oh the doctor's nice. Dst me a writer just talking about him. We want to we need to go see him. Well, he's coming for you, Mike. And I still have to finish my bottom tea. Oh you haven't not finished yet. I got my bottom sep

temporary nice. So you have to put new ones. It looks so good, I mean, your first teeth, amazing doctor. Her first teeth is like it looked like, oh my god, I don't always look at it look like yours. No, no, no no, it looked like like she like a shock. Mike, I'm curious how much does it cost you to get it done here? I think it's about twenty maybe, Okay, oh I thought it was actually is permanent and it's not like every five year, six years, you don't change.

She's good another country. Yeah, some of my friends the fallout or like chip and stuff. So you might as well pay the full price if you're about like, you know, have something done on your faces and yeah, because you can't be taking a flight to Colombia every six years or so. Actually, the Colombian doctor blocked him no, because this one told him kind of fixing your problems ship everybody comes, you know, you know, miracle what everybody used to get their feet done by the Colombian doctor. So

he started fixing his problems. So they got into it, and the other doctor blocked him black shade, wow, because people know that he's not a good doctor. And there's a bunch of them, actually there's a bunch of Colombian. Yeah in my city, Cali. That's like promotion and I'm like, no more important important right in Canada from Canada from kind of you just visited here for a month and a half. Now you're not going back, So I'm going back. But She just scared the ship out of me because

she told me that the boarders closed now. But it really But I mean, I can go back to my country. But if I go, you can't. How long are you allowed to stay here? Six months? I was one month in Mexico, like to know, so I can do five months? Okay, when you go back to Canada, can you take Tory Lanes and Justin Bieberback and Drake they already here and Dennis then it's always parting, definitely. Yeah, he was there last week. I was with him. He wasn't here and now I think he's back to my but he lives

in my way. That's what he is. That what he used to do. The um quarantine. Yeah that was Miami, or that was Atlanta. He was on it. Yeah, I was on there many times. But I was the one that they called Strawberry Ronk. Oh you are Strawberry, But I remember you, babe. I think I've been a lot of once with you and baby. I was with a bunch of girls with tattoos and stuff. Can you twork? Sometimes? Bring the milk? Michael blacks and laptos and torres. But

he does have some milk. He has coconut milk. Yeah, you do, Like I was putting your groceries to the fridge. What rada or is you order? Because you know I don't. I don't do regular milks that she wants cooking the milk. Didn't drink I don't. I didn't drink no milk she made me do, Like was that I'm a milk I think she had me drink milk like some hot chopping. Yeah, you were drinking goat milk. Okay, I did not drink up milk. I mean don't milk. We should be okay, right, Yeah,

it's healthy. I'm not drinking a goat Milk's expensive goat cheese. If I want to get it, I would rather just suck the ghost titties. Is that I'm gonna Peter is gonna be on the show, Yeah, Mike, they're not listening, not yet anyways. Is expensive? Yeah, because it's supposed to be really healthy. It is, Yeah, like way more probiotics, pensive ship, but it is. It's still locked aid, right, so you just go just cow milk? Is it locked their milk? No? It doesn't give you therhea like it's fun?

You sure? Yeah? Baby? Now I meet mad I'm good, yeah, just mad. I mean you might be Okay, you should try. I'm not freaking. I'm not faking animals milk. So you don't eat peel that well, no, and I'll eat cake. I just don't like the milk directly. Yeah, but it's not directly, it's not like it's so yeah, you know it's not. I prefer almond or coconut taste better. I like breast milk prefer before. Well, I know, well, I think when my son's my oldest son, his mother is pregnant,

my ex wife, I took little Mikey Jr. Milk away. Yes, Oh listen, one of the fish has two titties, one for me, she has two titties, one for me, one for the little baby. Whoever won finishes first is the winner. The more you drink, the more you Oh. They sell those though, for muscle builders. You know that they sell them. It's true story. Unless you just go find a pregnant builders drink sucking. Uh, just find a pregnant find a pregnant wom with me, just just pant yeah, start dating

single pregnant women. You want to suck the ones that all the NBA guys got impregnated and then ran away two dollars is on his way a month. All right, well, ladies, it was fun. Thank you for joining us. I wish you a lot of luck. With only fans, is no more sticking dialdo on your couchees? Are you know far in on a on action? Okay? What's the biggest for you? So your pennies? Was it? Peer? Pennies are regular pennies. They want me to wear it? I see fifty? Wow

do you have to charge for shipping? To look at that profit margin with that? She made like three percent profit. I was like, just because wow, the fantasy of the man. They are expensive. So smart businesswoman. Well I'm not buying your panties. Okay, she just brought you a pocket I found like a job side that's this is I don't know picked it up. Well, thank you for joining us. Another episode Motorcycle Podcast, Michael Blackton's Chinese best friend. Give

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agent lady to have a verification. She had rather ahead. We had the most viral proposal on Earth. That one blew up internet. Yeah, I think I should open up for you. You didn't see it what it was? It was, well, we did it on breakfast clubs. It was the world every breakfa The sweetest man in the world right now is Michael Blackson. Yes, GQ magazine is putting him on the two. Goodbye Denzil Washington And what's that guy that Michael B. Jordan's He's gone. I appreciate that. Thank you.

Magazine contacted me. Mike, give me this nig glass and march. So it's jest because I'm French like Jessica, I t H, I c C so strawberry milk too. I think that you can find me. Just Google up strawberry milk. Right, all right, thank you for joining us to you next time. The Mothercucer Podcast The Mother Stucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a cavalry audio production brought to you by All

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