Mz. Rada Darling

People listen to me Nigeria. Nothing Nigeria, man, I love Nigeria and Guana whatever. That number one in Guyana, number one Nigeria. Yeah, number one thousand in the United States. Yeah, unfortunately, It's okay, man. We'll work our way up. We're going countries by Hey, listen, I'd rather be international than domestic. That's actually pretty good, Mike. Yeah, man, I'm international. Man. Everybody you know I got Mark by the palm of my hand now and everybody else around the world to

get to know who the funk I am. I think everybody knows who the funk you are really. Michael Blackton, You're the African king of a comedy where they got to get to know Chinese best friend and nobody cares about me. Mike, I'm just the squeaky guy in the background making weird noises like a fucking you know when you don't put the w D forty on your door. Everybody's talk less Chinese bus man. I'm like, try do less, yes, sir, I don't worry about it. Man, talk more, Chinese best friend.

I love your shirt, man says a legacy. You're setting up a legacy. Man, this is a was that free shirt? Yeah? How you know? I'm just all your clothes are like yeah free? Yeah, this is like the how many episodes? Now, every episode did since you gave me a few free clothes, everybody's been d m ng me. Hey, what's your address? Let me give you some free clothes please. Everybody sent him all the clothes. It has nineteen seventy four on the other That mean this is really good? Is a

good year? Yeah, I'm sure it was. Oh that's when you were born. Don't beginning on my age. I was born. I'm twenty nine years old. Motherfucker. You're yes, Yeah, that's a really good from your friends it's the double O G brand O, that triple triple O G A bunch of stuff. I would probably wear that, Like I only really wear these free clothes, but I would funk with that.

I'll funk with that legacy um T shirt. Like. Yeah, if he's listening to him to send me one all I like my ship to be, please send him some small, not some large. I like my ship to feel like a blouse. Yes, but yes, man, today I got on for Saschi shoes for Saski shirt and these are, like a guy, these are my stripper pants. Yeah, how come there's a lot of more shoelaces than a regular shoe. Well, I don't know that this was I bought this from mail roads. Man. This pants, it's built, it's made for

a male stripper. I think this is magic Mike uh collection. Probably Yeah, I've never seen that before. Yeah, I mean, hey, the good thing about these pants is if you're like trying to funk real quick, you just put your dick on the side. Yeah, it's that's pretty good. This is a smart idea you have. Well, I'm talking about dick on the side, and you know today's my guests is the woman that gets today, say it again, Michael Blocks and after we're hearing after the last my guests on

the show tonight is the woman that gets my dick. Oh, I'm sure she get a better introduction than that she's warning than when it gets my dick. She's the special woman in my life. Really. Yeah, we have a TV We're on a TV show that we don't have. It's not our show, but we're part of a TV show that comes out. It's out, It's it's out now. It started out April nineteen and it's six episodes, so it's gonna be going on for a few more weeks. I have to go see that. Yeah, it's called Copper's Retreat.

All your favorite reality couples on here along with me and Roder. We are not reality stars, but they needed some comic relief, so they invited me and then they get to know my lady and my woman is crazy, so they got to its size of hunt and I never saw before. But she's uh, she every time I meet her, she's always cooking delicious food. Well, yeah, the with a man hardest through his stomach, right, Yeah, yeah, you remember that. To get to a man's heart, it's

through their stomach. So it's either you stabbed them with a twelve inch knife or you just feed them. And I think she got you by feeding you, mother paper. Yeah stabbed me, motherfucker. I stabbed up with this dude. You probably just pinch your lady hunt. Yeah. You know, like I said, I give vagina rejuvenation and then you know it all works out. You know it's okay, Chinese best friend, don't where one day you'll get a big

dick too. You know, I don't think God was fair to Asians, but you guys that lead you have a lot of business. The only thing God gave me was a big hit and then you got a lot of Chinese stores all over the place. God and he just gave black. You just gave us dick. You know you can't get a job. You know. It's tough man, black man, Chinese best friend. You know, if my if it was up, if if the biggart dick says, the bigger job we got, I'll be a fucking doctor. You're absolutely right. But I

can't be. You know, I can't have a big dick and have can have it all. You can have it all, right, God made us not perfect. I think no God, God made no mistakes, but he did make a lot of mistakes. Well, Mike, you're the African King of Company. You're making the whole world love. You know you're God made you in this world to make everybody happy, even at the sad times. Thank you, Chinese best friend. I really appreciate you're acknowledging my talent. Yeah, I acknowledge you're telling I see all

you're You're a true friend, man. You're genuine, You're not fake, You're real, you're trustworthy, you're honest. You know you're truly any Chinese best friend's dream. Thank you, Michael Bloxon. So, if anybody out there looking for like a Chinese best friend, going fine, one. Chinese guys make great best friends. Thanks you're a good friend too, Mike. Thanks man. Well, while we're writing sucking just boss man, let me bring my

lady on. Yeah, we need a girl here where she Well, I happened produce a right, Okay, Our only guest of the day is uh. Like I said, we have a show coming out. It's on VH one Couples Retreat. It started airing April nineteen, is going on for six weeks. It's got um Kirk and Rashida from Loving from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Right, it has um Yandy and Mendez from Love and Hip Hop New York. It's got ray j and Princess from Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. And then as a new couple on this is uh delicious,

Oh delicious. I remember Delicious, Yeah, Deliciu. Her husband husband is uh, very popular guy he got he was one of the guys that were part of that um um Central Park five. So it was many many years ago,

early nineties. I'm not sure when it was. These guys were accused of raping a white woman in Central Park, were wrongly accused, and he was one of the guys that were wrongly accused and end up getting out of jail and you know, making that a whole lot of money and to sue the city and got like eight millions dollars. He's some crazy money wise, you know. But but he's sticking there for like thirteen years, eight or

thirteen years of their life was taken away. So that's delicious his husband, um and and and of course it's me and Rodda on the show. Sounds like a very nice show. Now, it's a lot of fun show. It's a fun show. It's called Couples Retreat. We all went on this retreat for a few weeks and we just you know, went through therapy. Got the therapy. Well we'll talk about it is a gentleman. Miss rider down and come on rider ride baby. He might I just noticed

you guys matching, who always matching. Well, it looks like the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together. I don't know if ray J is still together now everybody's still together. Yeah, you know, I think when it first, when me and her first went on the show, I mean they we didn't even know she was my lady and I was you know, they still thought I was with like my ex. I'm like, oh, no, I got it. That was years ago my ex before right Atlanta. No, Yeah,

they thought it was happening. I was like, no, me, I broke up like a couple of years ago. Oh, because you know what, Wikipedia still says that you're still going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedias. I said, my then is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two or something. I don't know who the fund is in who's working with the Petka, but get your ship together. I don't know who the fund is. Jaffari Ferguson. First of all, Ferguson is I'm in an African name, Dennis say Um an African an

American comedian born in Ghana. We're not eve gonna talk about Okay, We're going to my real life riders in the build a hit boy, right and welcome to the Mothersaker Show. Hi, Chinese best friend. Very nice of you to fly all the way from your small town. Where are you from a small town of Phoenix but in Chandler, Arizona. The Internet also says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty She don't look a day over twenty three years old? What's wrong with the internet? My baby looking so good?

Good to every Thanks baby, I'll just love them. Stripper pants you like? Yeah, you guys have the same shoelaces on on the legs. Yeah, yeah, looking so since we got have this show, going to go in the room and have sex. You know that, right? Chinese babies or something? Yeah, we know babies cry too much at night. Man. I want to once you can make baby that don't cry at all? Yeah, all the babies that don't cry, Yeah, if you feed them breastfeed them a lot. They don't cry,

the only craving they need. Yeah, I don't. I don't need a baby stuck in my titties. That's the thing. If I was a baby coming that we're fighting over the titties. Yeah, that's a that's a big problem. Yeah, it is a big problem. You want to suck big baby, my bababy. Google got guy, Mike, did you know that you don't have to take a vaccine if if you're your girl is breastfeeding because it could pass through the

the you know, antibodies through the tits. So I didn't Technically, if she got the vaccine, she's breastfeeding, and you you get the you don't have to take the shot. So because I'll be sucking it through, you're getting the vaccine. Breastfeeding anyways, A breastfeed every night. Okay, yeah, you get the COVID chat huh, Well I haven't yet, but I do breastfeed every night. But bodies from the breastmelt. There's like a defense mechanism in there, right, Yeah, I mean

that's why you stay healthy. And you were able to get over COVID real fast. Yes, I got she came. Oh yeah when I had COVID. She came and toky of me, and I gave him some titties. Yeah. We she gave me some COVID, gave us some COVID dick. You mean you mean I gave you some COVID puzzy. I had the COVID, so I'll give you COVID dick with a mask. We did it with a mask, mask with a mask mask. Ye, I am dying in my last days of alive, alive. She's trying to get some dick.

I was trying to revive him. Yeah, thanks for saving my friend. I saw him, he was dying. I know you know what now know what to care for COVID pussy. Yeah, I think all you mean with COVID. But I also though you come out of the app where like other COVID people who like quarantine with each other. Yeah, a dating app, you man, like a COVID COVID is like two weeks. Two weeks a long time to be alone. So why don't you give other niggas with COVID and

just covil rise each other. Yeah, covid mate, do come covid dot com. That's so dope, ship. We better hurry up, we better make that app before Dr Fauci makes one too bad. The vaccine is already out Yeah, that's still it still gonna be. Mother fucker's out there. There are gonna take the vac scene and stuff on people that I want to take it. And Corvid is gonna be out there. So get this COVID app Chinese best Friend where COVID motherfucker's to be like, hey, how long you

have COVID? Two weeks? Okay, well it's one week that we have a whole week left. I haven't. Let's get together and we take care of each other. That's a great idea. Corona Pussy and Corona did get together, remember, and we'll make it tonight. Well for covid funk all of that. We have a whole show. That's how you want to talk about the show? Where you thought about the show? Yeah, what happened to the show? What happened to the show? What happened on the show? Well, how

did you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know, I remember you guys mad and stuff, and and all of a sudden I said, I got a girl because you you you used to be being single. We still going to the bar at the at the pool and yeah, and just just find a new how these aren't who's hanging out and just trying to holight all the chicks. Well, I was used in the whole relationship camera. He was my camera man, and he was my hype man that Africa Companies. A great guy, you know. Next, you know,

I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah, Hey Mike, who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up as how I was getting on my girls. Hey Mike, who's your friend? Mike? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike. Have you said him mis over one million times? You said? I definitely said a million mics. And then all of a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so how did it start? To tell her? How we mat right? So we were in Vegas, right, it was like Vegas,

Michael Blocks and next to play black Jack Switch. Yeah, I noticed that a thought what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. But I brought her with me. He sure did. Well, you know what it was like? It was funny because when I saw him, I didn't know who he was. So we have a mutual friend, Little John. I've been friends with John for a while because I used to date his manager back then. Um, but it was like a short lived um. So I was still friends with John and then um, he was at a club invited

the both of us. We showed up. I saw him coming later though, I was already there with my girlfriends, and then, um, I was like, who is this guy? Like he's in the middle of these white girls, Like what is he doing? He's so funny. How did you see? He was wearing a we were we both were wearing red. It was meant to be. It was meant to be. She had a red was on that night, No on the week after, because he knows my schedule whenever pos about to come on. I just did an argument and

said that way, I don't have to wait. Okay. That night that we met, like he I just thought he was funny, right, But he was telling me he was in Vegas and he sucked some girls. And I didn't tell you that night though. No, he didn't tell me that night. He told me later. But the funny thing is I had a picture of all of us together and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah, Chicken had

a blue hair, was a green up blue. I think I'm met in my hotel lobby somewhere and she was there at the club and I wasn't I told her where I was going at night, and she happens to like one day, and I wasn't sure who she was because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas. That's for Vegas, Vegas. Go to Vegas. How are you doing? You don't find Okay, let's go my room. And really I never do Vegas like that. I definitely i've met

women black like. This is why sometimes when you're when you gamming, you lose and make you make bad decisions. You know, when you're winning and making me bad, everything is bad. You could just see a woman and you'd be like this more look lonely, she wants some dick, and then you go. I have had at least three of those moments in Vegas in my life where I met him with the blackjack table or you know, and she just looked like I could It's just Vegas. It's

just it's a place of scent. Yeah. Well, thank god we didn't start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the devil lives in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice once I saw him at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging for money. And then the other time I saw him at that club we go to all the time, the devil was there. The devil whisper girl's collection. Yeah I'm in the strip club saying twice. He's not a nice guy. He looks like little nasacs. Oh little yeah. That there's

a little divil. Not just a devil, he's a little devil. You know. We didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix, which was what a month a month or two later. That's a month later. And I used to be in the cannabis industry, so she was a drug legal legal drug license, yes, and I thought he smoked weed. So she thought everything that's what she thinks every black guy. That's not true. I called him up. I was like, hey,

you want to tour the crow. He's like like the grow the cannabis and um, he was like no, I don't feel like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay, I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah, I had she called she got a name for every chick I know. She called her Scottie Pippant. I did not. I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her, My fans went when I posted a picture. Yes, okay,

but she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall dick. You know, I like me a nice fat ass. She's as well. The face don't matter to him. It's all about the ass. That's why I'm like, I'm confused. Why are you with me? To mean? What I fucking? What I date is two different things. Okay, I might fuck up sucking bulldog, but I'm not dating a bulldog. You know what? That makes sense? You're right? Yeah, whoever, I'm going to show that the world has to look good.

My warm Month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth that I might. Hey, coming a bit. She had the blue head. You think I would date hut No, but I sucked up. Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay, I think your dickney's glasses then prescriptions. Yeah, I'm gonna guess my dick some glasses, maybe a flashlight. Maybe a flashlight because he take my doctor and doctor, can you examine his little nigger righthead, because he don't see he's picking up all kinds of things up the floor. The

next thing, I knew he had a whole farm. I didn't know farm. I was a single man. I was single, and I'm the type of person I'll bring all my female friends together. And I had no idea. I had no idea he was like growing this farm. He had rhinoceros. He had I was there before COVID it started re elected their rain oft he didn't have Los Angeles zoo got some cute animals. I don't know where the zoo was from. She called my female friends zoo. She has a is a bat, there's a bad turtle, and there's

an endangered species. Were bag. There's one girls. She caused double bag Manie, Like I have to put two bags in this bit head. I hope, I hope one day these women find out who animals Who's whose animals? Jump your ass, They're gonna whoop. I We're not even gonna help with this time. But I'm like, you know what, I'm the zoo keeper. Well you know what all you saide, bit just have to do is look in the mirror and you'll know which animal you are just with yourself.

Just be honest with yourself. So yeah, and then d and then what happened after you brought me the drugs? Because you have what happened? So she brought this drug. I'm like, I don't know. I'm not a crackhead. I don't know what to do with this weed. Yea, it doesn't even Yeah, well you said your female friend wanted to smoke or something. And then I was like, all right, I'll bring I'll bring you supply. You know when men like I don't smoke, I don't get high, but we'll

do anything for some pussy. You know, women be like, you know, smoke this, we would be made my pussy wed. I'm like, okay, yeah, but I would never help. I never held anything. I didn't never got hot in my life until we went to Africa. Oh my god, that my fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't like to jump all over the place, but you know we're gonna jump and get back to how we started a date. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana. You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have

a gun. My best friend is that the filamingo with the guy owns the peacock, my fuge so DG that's my my best friend. But it's my gun my best friend, so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink. It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. Yeah, drink, but I taste then I taste somebody. This ship tastes good. He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling him to slow down. I was like, you already drank half a cup of that. I don't have a quarter, only had a quarter of the cup. But it tasted

so good it I just kept drinking. It was it was like, Mike slowed down, this is not nothing to play with. And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can drink that whole bottle. I've never been high in my life. This piece of ship right here, and I'm gonna get me high. And then I started getting high and I was like, fun, it's hitting me. And I just kept drinking and he kept on drinking. Man, And I was I don't know what happened to us that night. What a fucking nightmare? Holy crap, did you go to the

emergency room? Man? He was so paranoid. Who was like, oh my god, baby, am I okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's He was like, yeah, edibles are crazy, it'll knock. I just started all of a sudden, I oh, I saw its nineteen eighty two. So I started talking about everything, but kept on talking about it's a car. Two. I was in Nigeria. I was a little kid my mother had. I was in Nigeria with his family. My mother left me with another Christian family because my mother just traveled

the word. My mother's like this successful homeless lady right drop us off everywhere, so she yet was. I was a German family, and I remember that it was nineteen two. They bought a brand new P Joe. It was the Soudan p joke. It's a car, motherfucker p Joe Joe. But no, it's it's some kind of European car. What is P Joe? I think it's German. And I remember

it was like it was like light green. It was brand And all of a sudden, I remember ninety two and I'm telling him about ninety two in the car, I said, the family I lived with bought this brandy Joe. And then we just started laughing, laughed all night, and then he kept on saying, oh my god, baby, oh my god. And he's like, oh my god, where did you come from? I thought I was by myself. I don't understand how people get high and they keep getting high. I got hired at one time and I said myself,

I never want to feel this fucking ship again. And when it wore off, I was like, thank you God for saving me for Yeah. I don't know what the funk that was, but it makes you. Had edibles one time, five years ago, I thought it was gonna die. I couldn't believe it. I just started. I was drinking a sweet drink. Next you know, I saw Luckily she was there because nobody raped you. No, I didn't get rape. Thanks she raped me. She's a rap. I took advantage

of the situation. She showed up there. Let me see what it's like to get a high dig out of mic? Did we fuck? It was a giggling one. It's a fisher when I suck out. My Patreon page is now live my weekly titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively with the Patreon where they could no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Delly updates. Plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon. Your mother saw cuts, so now back too. So yeah, so

let's go back to Arizona. I come to Arizona to do a show. So madame in Vegas and who met in Vegas, was just on some chill ship, you know. She says she lived in Arizona. I'm like, oh, I'm coming to Arizona like three weeks. She said, okay. When I said when I come, I get some tickets to the show, she said, okay, good, And she's like, I don't know, you mentioned's gonna give me some And I don't know, did you mention your I think whatever. We just decided that we'll meet up in Arizona, you know,

meaning she'll come to my show. I wasn't I wasn't even trying to funk out nothing because she looked at so conservative. I thought she was out of my league. She's like this badge chick, and I'm like, I ain't got no chance of sucking this woman. Oh come on, Mike, don't underestimate estimate. It's underestimate your beauty. Michael bl okay, go ahead, Sorry for the interruption. Okay, So, so I'm trying to because I knew I had no chance. She's

not like, we're not related and we're not related. She's from Cambodia. I'm from the Philippics, considered Chinese, and I know when when when I first started dinning and it's like, oh you got a Chinese best friend, you know, hooked you up with his sister, I'm like little eyes and not related. I hope I don't lose any Chinese friends. Please let me check Instagram. Okay, that's dude there. Okay, so with your friends, like I really honestly thought it

was just his friends Arizona. With my female friend, I said, hey, this is my friends. So she let me tell you when the black man said, is my friend and me? The fucking them? Okay, she had no idea to grow I brought I was sucking his change people when we say they are friends really friends, friends, not stuff. Yeah, black, but we suck our friends. See I don't suck my friends. My female friends. That's about a couple is a couple of that I don't like. Since most of my female

friends they have seen my dick. What's up them? I fucked them? You could tell because they are bow legged. Well, I'm not bow legged. No I'm not. I'm walking straight. What you walking? You're walking like you get the biggest dick on the estimate your walk. Well, you know, I got a deep garage, so I'm not bow legged. Only woman with a shallow deep A shallow freezer, not a deep freezer walk bow legging. All right. So I'm here with it because I knew. I knew I had no

chance of. Like I said, she looked like she had a ship together. I'm the last one her mind. So when I came to Phoenix, I brought a whole bit with me, a whole girl. You know. It was female friends on birthday. So said, I'm going to shows. Let's stop in Phoenix to the show then with the l A. So then we did the show that we are hung out together. I went to the party and everything, remember, And then the next day I was going to my

buddy's crib. He lived like about thirty minutes out on the other side of Arizona, and she came to driver's there. You drove us there, right, No, I didn't drive either. You invited me to go eat right, Yeah, yeah, I was going to eat it. You're with Moses. You were with Moses or Moses ran in the car. Okay, so Moses, who's one of my road managers. He had a car, and then mean Moses, and then Scottie Pippen, bitch that she calls. I did not call her Scottie Pippen. His

fans did, so, Scottie Pippen. If you're listening, I didn't call you Scottie Pippen. But that's not good for her. We have Michael Jordan here, might as well have Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan. Thanks Scott. People give a good assist. Yeah, she definitely assisted me that night. She's lucky you didn't call her. Dennis Rodman. Scott Pippen kind of cute. He's got cute, he's cute. So we get to my buddy's crap.

He was making some Nigerian food and we got there and all of a sudden, this sparkle just started sparkling between me and Round. No, I think it started that what that somehow some way she touched me or something like that, right like she if you touched me like this, Like okay, you know what it was at the hotel. At the hotel, you had like the sparkly suit on, and your skin looked just so silky and chocolate, and I had to touch that stomach, so I just touched

it a little bit. And then you didn't have a big belly yet that time, because yeah, I was, oh my gosh, I do have a belly. No you don't, baby, you look good, you look good. And then you touched so I touched him a little bit and then no, no, no, no, we didn't even go there. I went home and then he invited me to his friend's place for lunch or whatever African food without and then she flew in with me from coming. Yeah, they flew together. You know, he flied girls on the road with him, so that was

his thing, and I didn't know that. So anyway, I really, I really honestly thought y'all were friends. And so like at his friend's house, like they were having food and everything, and all of a sudden, he started touching my neck and back and I was like, what the fund is that? Like it was just sparkles. And then we went outside and was talking and we started like touching each other outside, touch each other on the neck, like the neck, and she touched me and I was like, I will take

you to the bathroom right now. She said, she said that to me, you just say I was saying it in my head. I was saying, oh, I was like that. So we when outside and I was like, I said, well she's um, she said, she comes. She said, well, I come to l A often. I said, well, we're going to l A. What we leave here? Um? I said, she's I said, Scotti Pepper is here till Tuesday. She's leaving Wednesdays. If you want you to come and hang out or you come after she leaves. She said, I'm

coming after she leaves. No, I said I was gonna come Monday, Wednesday, whatever. I was gonna come Monday. And you're like, why don't you come Wednesday when she leaves. I'm like, really like if if your friends like, why you gotta wait till she leaves? Such an innocent mind, I was on. She came and did that. Scott left and soon as she walked through this door, it was on in profit. No, it wasn't. Well, we decided to

go watch a movie in my bed. With sleeping in my bed, she decided to go watch I said, come in my room. Next you know, dicking balls is out. It was chemistry was right there, and then from there it was like it was over. It was over. Once he laid it down. I was like, okay, I'm not going nowhere else. Yes, And then she was coming here like every other week for the dick, and then after like I was coming for my medicine. Could you really blame me man medicine? Wow, that's two and a half

years ago. Was that two and a half years ago? Well, you know what? Okay, so during that time for the first year, So I just want to clarify the timeline here with him and his other chicks. In the first year, we were only fun buddies. We've agreed to just have fun because I just got out of a relationship, um, and you know, I was just having fun, right, and

it seemed like that was his lifestyles. I was like, you know, it's cool because I mean the dick is good just once or twice a week and I'm good, right, And so like we were just having fun for the first year. And then how did it get serious? When my birth day? Before my birthdays decided to get serious and he told me you have three birthdays. Well, my birthday, she also gave me some special presents like, what two extra bitches my birthday? What the fun? Stay chicken and shrink?

I have a virgin ere so you don't have three or even give And then I knew that. I was like, that's my baby right here. She give me whatever I want. He was like, I can't live without you, no, sweet, He's like, I want to know what you're thinking. I'm like, you know what I'm thinking. You know what I want you to show every minute of the day. You know what I'm thinking. I want to He's like, you know, now he's complaining. He's complaining. He's like so addicted to

sex and now he's complaining. He's like, he's going to report me to the cops. She's going to funk all the time. I might have run outside button canna call the police on this crazy ass woman? You doing that doing? Make sure you wear your fucking mask. You're gonna get another ticket in the whole way, motherfuck, motherfucker. I'm gonna go outsign called age. Sex. Police are hush when the funk all the time? Got an Asian thing? You know you don't sue woman all the time. Yeah matter? I

made love today like two am PMM. When the baby was taking a knap. That's when you, guys, when your baby taking that like nighting? How long he sleeps for? That's like forty minutes. You got minutes bad. You need to stop your game up, Mike, tell them how long he lasts? How last? Don't worry, Mike. Nobody listening to that show right now. First of all, I don't come to she come, so don't. Okay, so how long you last? Whenever? You don't? But I can? I can go again? Men can't?

You have to wait a while? Yeah? So so how long? How long does it take you? You? You blamed me for wanting it all the time? But why do I want it all the time? Because you can't hold it? Oh, you have to hold it. You just have to hold it. I hold it that she comes exactly. You have to wait a few times. She'd be, she'd be, she'd be prolonging her come because I wanted to last long. Come on,

who's who's counting me? Haven't you heard? The woman's vagina have like an alphabet soup in there, Like there's fifteen to twenty like orgas and spots, and you got to please them all before you come. That's what we learned on the couple learn and now I know why I need to come. Several times this couple say that she did on his wife that No, no, we have real therapists, motherfucker, real therapists. A couple of guys like the therapists we had,

we had, but the most popular one is um. Her name is A. J. Johnson and she played Baby Boy's mother in Tyree's movie Baby Boy. Oh yeah, big, I'm just a baby boy. You're not the real McCoy. I've been running these streets, you know, and I know that the baby boy you Shu, that's your best friend. Yeah, that's Chinese best friend. So yeah, yeah, and then U we've been so yeah. Were the first year we just

you know, filling each other out. And then um after like you know you can't just after my birthday we decided, like you know, be kind of almost exclusive. And then we didn't um post. We didn't like each other, but I wanted to be on the low for a long time. Like I didn't even want him to post me on his page. But you gotta post. You post this ship come out, you know, you post somebody in all that all that crazy exces stuff popping out of no word and trying to hate us. You get the find out,

you get to find a bout a woman. Oh man, when they put when you post. So that's what that was. Not what I was trying to do. But you know, sometimes you didn't put. People are scared for me to post them because I didn't. You know, if they're thing other people, that ship comes out. When a girl like don't post me, I'm like, bit wild, hide you hide

it versa nothing. A guy like, don't post me, Well, okay, here's here's the reason why I didn't want you to post in the beginning because geez Chinese best friend, calm down, I'm telling well. The reason why is because when you know you're a public figure and you're bringing forward a relationship out in the open and in the public, it comes with responsibilities, right, So I don't want to be embarrassed. And I know how his lifestyle is, and I know you know how he lives every single day and the

people he hangs out with. I just didn't want to be in that position. And so when I talked to him, I was like, look, it's gonna come with responsibilities, and you know, nobody's trying to control your life now. He's trying to tell you what to do. But there are responsibilities when you come out in the open with a relationship at your status. So I just didn't want to look like a fool. And I have like at that time, I think I had like almost four million followers, so

it's a lot of people. Yeah. Sometimes you know, it's all good, but you got to way to break that ice. And then she's very very private, and I'm like, I'm like, just open up your page. Let I was very bad that she let them in. Let the peoples. Motherfucker let them up my life. Now look at me, I'm a freak. Yeah. She was so innocent when her she was so nice. Hello, oh this is what I do. Man. Yeah, I was a whole hr consultant and look at me now, I don't even know what I am. Right, you're part of

a whole threesoming out the whole world. Now, I'm what is it? What do you call me? Like a headmaster of the side. Yeah, she's like that, it's your nicey handing in charge of the side pitches. But yeah, man, we had fun. We um So yeah, the show started airing um April nineteen, so you know, started all right, so it's a great show. Go watch a VH one Couples Retreat. You got a chance to go to Ghana. What's your experience? How do you like homeless? I loved Ghana,

I really did. I wasn't expecting the welcoming, the love, um, the acceptance. But everybody was just amazing. I met great long time friends from who I'm still in touch with. Um. Actually, I got this neck this gold necklace as a teen care of gold and its supposed what does the same baby? Well, you know the lady in Ghana who had that gold story that so, I mean I had a party before I left. The husband came from Canada, right, she got the husband from Canada. Yeah, but he lives in Ghana.

I was trying to learn, but we just didn't have time. She did go to the village though, but I was already cooked when she got there. But I love food. Food, Oh my god. It was amazing. Well, they say you're supposed to swallow, right, you can't chew it, but I prefer to chew it because I don't know how to swallow. I can't swallow nothing. What do you say about that, Mike, Yeah, she's not a swallower. I wouldn't want to swallow anyway. I like, I don't want to get pregnant throat. Yeah,

I hear that happens a lot. That what's a lot of senn and with his size justnn, I think it's a seemen. Yeah, you can have so many kids with that. You guys planning to have a good a child one day we are Actually it will be a looking baby. Yeah yeah yeah, teger Woods. If it happens, it happens, I'm not you know she if it happens, I don't. Best things in life is not playing, So don't playing nothing. Just enjoyed, going with the flow. If it happens, I

would love be lovely. If it don't happen, Hey, we're still gonna enjoy our life. I think life just it's all about enjoying your life. Yeah, we only live once. So what do you like about Michael Blockson? How come? H I see your spark every time you see him, even out I know, I mean going on with him? Did he wear good smelling for few cologne or something? He always smells good. It smells amazing and I miss

his smell every time, I believe. Yeah. But the thing about Mike is that's different from you know, other men I've dated, is that we have this amazing energy and when we see each other as always like a new day, like I just met him for the first time. We have so much fun together, right um. We laugh all the time, we like we just enjoy each other. And he's the first one who's ever been able to keep up with my energy because I have a lot of

energy and I talk a lot. I do things all day long like I never She has d D. That's what I call d h D. You have the same problem, the third power. What's up, mother suckers? This is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Stuck, a podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of

celebrity guests. So listen up, mother sucker. Stop what you are doing right now and go find the mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael blacks. I heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe. It's free, So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. I don't I don't take medicine. So that's why, like I need him because

he's my man sense and he keeps me. He keeps me suppressed from my A D H D. So I don't know you, my mast I sleep on chap unless you give me my madness. Man, See what I deal with on a daily basis, you're leaving. I'm living with a goat, a big goat? So what do you not like about him? What do I not like about him? When he like surprises me with these side bitches and these farm animals, I'm like, what the god damn take

your take your animals back to the stable. Go feed them by yourself, because I'm not trying to feed them for you. How often that's the oh my god? So in the beginning, his definition was once in a while or every so often. I'm like, have you looked up that definition in Google? Because it was like down and gone? Maybe because he raised a little animals, Yeah, he's used to like having animals around. I'm like, what the fund is this turtle doing here every fucking day? I'm like, okay,

so what you're trying to bring a rhinoceros now? Like, what the are gonna feel like? She's like bathing all around the house and her zoo animals are listening to you. Yeah, I hope the zoo animals are listening so you don't come back, bitch. Goddamn. This is better than tell little bachelor Mike please shut up now. But other than that, I mean, he's an amazing man. I love him. It's just I just don't like it when he tries to

be zookeeper. You know, she's just wanting to be like this good guy, you know, one woman man, and I'm trying no, no, no, no, no, I'm cool. It's spicing up the sex life. I'm okay with that because I've been with a man for sixteen years, same dick, no extracurricular nothing, nothing, It was just vanilla. And I don't like that. I mean, I like to spice it up here and there, so like with him, like we have

amazing sex and then we should go black. You never go back but him Africa, And I'm not too But the thing is, like, I'm cool with spicing it up here and there, but not every freaking time. And if we agree to which farm animal we decide to bring in, if it's fury. It's cute, you know, flamingos. I'm okay with flamingos. Um, peacocks are cool. But he likes rhinoceros. He likes um orangutans. Uh. Bats, I mean, what do you do with the bat? It's so bony? Um, he

likes bats. That's with a fat as well, a little but little something. But that bat had no ass. She got some. It looked like skeletor. But anyway, um like, if we would agree, I would have been I would have been fine. And I'm okay with spicing it up here and there. Okay, are you guys going to spice it up tonight? Put up on animal somewhere we're taking Yeah, we're taking a break from zoo. This is our week to be alone, spend some time alone. Yeah, she deserves

some long time with me. I was in the doghouse, he was recently. Yeah, because because I would I run through the zoo and then we're doing good to the zoo in the dog house. He gets lost in the zoo trying to pet them. Yeah, I don't believe me. When I was in the zoo, I lost my whole family. The real zoo lost angele the zoo. You lost them, Yeah, it lost them, but in the zoo, real zoo. But besides that, I think everything we can't ask for any Moore,

I cannot ask for a better relationship. This is by far the best relationship I've had in my entire Life's the first time I've ever mind. What do you like about her? Michael blocks waking and I like about it? She missed a cooking, everything she leaves. But you know, we have to like she said, we have great, best sex I've ever had. She's great personality. What we have fun all the time. What I don't like about let me see I gave me. I mean, what about like about?

It is probably something that I'm doing wrong? You know. So she might nag me about a couple of things. You can tell me the truth. What don't you like about me? Mike? What do you not like about her? Please tell me? She nagged me over and over the same fucking questions. Nag you the same question to be over and over, she would. But do I ask you the same questions because you don't answer? Or just like that I'm asking. She's the work in HR. They're used

to like firing people. So what happens. Is she trying to use that ship on me and try to ask me a question and ask me the same question I would later see if I got the same fucking answer. No, No, you know when I get the truth from him is when I'm on top, when we fucking she try to use that to get information like fantasized right now, like like who did you me? Like you? That last bitch? Who the truth? Yeah? She's the truth? Oh he does? I get at the information on top. That's that's the

trick to get him to be honest. But most of the time he's honest. Right, I'm a honest guy. Honesty is great for relationship. What are the highlights of our relationship so far? So far the highlights I think, I mean, we had a whole show. Okay, you know, let me see you prior to the show, let me see how what was our first trip? Was that Hawaii? That was a bad trip. It's that the time when you were

trying to look for Barack Obama and you didn't find Yes. Yes, well, one of one of my zoo animals was in hawaiis oh you brought to vacation? You know she was already there. She lived there right, I don't know, let's let's not let's not remind me, because that's like, oh please remind here, you know, so Hawaii well beside, I mean when the zoo, she didn't like the zoo animals, so she I mean to do anymore alone. And then after that she's she caught a zoo animal uber because zoo anymore didn't want

to leave. She's like, here, there's Uber in Hawaiian. I didn't even know Barack Obama is Uber driver. It's time to go. She paid for the uber to get the job. Yeah, I mean parking. I tried to get her uberpool, but it wasn't a very nice took. It took. It took Uber to get there faster with just a regular Uber, and I was just trying to get her the funk out.

Oh yeah, we are our highlights. We had some really fun times in bed were like a couple of zoo animals and some couple of chicks here and we had some yeah, and then we took a trip to Africa that was definitely highlight. I think we're in the two years we did and we did a lot we did, and it's just the beginning. I'm in a very fun stage in my life where I just wanted we're just gonna try with the world and just have fun. You know your mother met her. What do you think about her?

And my mother? My mother? You know she's uh, she's like to frame my mom. You know people are so worried, like your mother's Africa, how she's gonna feel you brought the whole Asian chick. My mom don't. As long as I'm happy, I could bring up freaking red Goat to the house long. Just fucking red Goat is making me happy. My mom just wanted to be happy. But she's sweet, right, She's so sweet. She calls me the girl to kill, the girl to come eat. Oh you, Mike, tell the

girl to come eat. She called you. The girl said, you said eat, I'm hungry and he must spaghetti la or your at all. Yeah, I'm gonna forget it too. But yeah, so we um yeah, yeah. Highlights Africa definitely hot light. My birthday, um, my first birthday, my first birthday together here was a highlight. Definitely. She gave me like, give me like two girls, my baby, was it too? No, you took two girls. I didn't give you nothing. You allow me to have to. I know, I allowed you

to have one and then and then he took. Yeah, I mean, you can't mile you tell us what happened. It was my birthday. Who shorty, it's your birthday. You gotta party like it's your birthday. You know, the same part your birthday. Okay, let me let me tell you another day. Let me tell you another thing. Let me tell you another thing that I don't like what you're doing. Like another thing I don't like is I let him have this fun. Right, But you're the luckiest. He's the lucky.

I can't even go to restore by. But here's the thing, Like the rule is, okay, you can have a pussy here two, but you can't have like no relationships because you get only one relationship. So if you're keeping in contact with a bit for more than a month or two, that's a relationship. So if you're gonna have that relationship, you can have that relationship with them, because I don't do the fighting thing like, if you want her, you go to her, go to where your heart desires, you know,

like I'm not gonna stop. You can't Dick was desiring that. I don't care. Well, you need to take the heart out of your dick, and stop like conversating with these chicks, Like if it's just pussy, it's just they know what time it is, they know you got a girlfriend. So I mean, you know, you don't have to be nice in a way where you've got to keep the relationship going.

You can be like wham bam, thinking man. But we're not trying to tell you cannot because you're making that broken if you tell them no, no, if you tell them I got a girlfriend, and this is the deal. Like, if you want dick, you can have it, but I can't have no conversations with you after. I mean, that's fair game. That's fair game. And see these these girls nowadays, they just are so thirsty. They go after other people's men. It's like, you know a lot of girls love guys

in a relationship. They just want some, don't they don't belong to them. Yeah, it's like, well, that's what I'm saying, turns them on this dick. I think that's another relationship though, And I just don't agree with that, And that's why we get into that's why we keep arguing and fighting. I mean, you have the whole world right now in the palm of your hands and you just want more

and more and more. I'm like, you can't have five or six freaking relationships at the same time, Like, either you have a relationship with me or go be single. You can't be in a relationship and be single at the same time. You can't. I can't be in a single relationship. I can be single in a relationship single. You cannot be in a relationship and be single. Is that the same or wrong? I don't know single and relations be single a single relationship? Really? See what I mean?

I'm confused. You're confusing me now? Is that? Are you drinking to kill against best end? Yeah? I had to just tell is confusing me? In the episode before this confused me a lot. I don't think I could ever be standing up after this last show. Yeah, well you guys um once again VH one. Yeah, couples retreat on every Monday. It's every Monday for six weeks. Yes, Monday, six weeks. Yes, couples Wich one, Me, Rader, ray j, Princess You and Emon, Daisy Kirk and Rashida and Delicious

and Raymond. Raymond you mean don't one wish Man, no j No, that's ray j mother Sucker, Raymond is Delicious is husband Delicious from Central Parks Center Parks. So check us out and you can follow Rada at miss Rada Darling. Baby, can you spell that for them for those who went to public school, m z Rada Darling Rada Darling. I got old pimp lady on it. Well, I am an old pimp Rader dolling. I got the woman sound like a six year old pimps pimpet. That's what a female

piper is, a pimpet. I mean I got side bitches. You know, do Darrel please? Well, I mean he doesn't like one of my girls. So well, her side bitch tried to take her make a heart main bit. Really, I'm like, you are savage, stay in your place. Okay, he got mad. Really, I've never seen you have to leave here outside bitch. I had to leave her alone for a little bit. She had a stalking side baitch. She's falling in love so quick. I'm not what you do to this bitch just pussy's yeah, sucking grind. What

if it scissors each other? Not? Women fall in love from scissoring, rubbing each other, rubbing, clicked together and sticking each other to click and fall in love. Yeah, that's very confusing because because maybe one of them got a fat pussy. Um. Yeah, she's trying to like take my woman, so she I had it. I cut this crazy bitch off because I think women could get more crazy than guys. Yeah, you don't want a woman beating you off, Michael, What

does this woman look like? She's actually pretty, She's beautiful. My side girls are beautiful. It's not an animal. Yeah, my type is different than his time. She liked him a little slims cracker looking bitches man with a fat ass, and we just you know, I took a crack and I just don't. I don't take the ass on. I take the face. That face got to be cute, my dig her face. Does your side chick want to go in an adventure with the mothersucker? She does not. She

just want her to herself. That's why. What a greedy bitch. Yeah, she's gonna get cut up. She hit me up, bait, shot the funk. I might speaking to you anyway, going to run away at the airport at a seven forty seven, run yellower ass and he'll take a Johnson Johnson fact. Yeah, take two shots. Of Johnson and Johnson pitch and we have it's only tempers and accuracy. You will catch COVID like seven out of seven million. But besides that, we

are We're gonna tonight. Sence the shows up. I'm taking in the room and bend over and get what it's his direct to me slash black infection. And I hope she has a good health insurance. I hope so too. And I hope you can last longer than you normally do. It'll be the best six minutes of your life. Know you, you just gave yourself a minute over what you're Michael, He's a five nime my friend wife, Like I said,

I don't come to five minute man. So if you that mean you come in five minutes, then I don't come to you. Come she comes, you make me The video has a longer song than five minutes. Yeah. If I tell you say I love you, my money, my body. He gets mad when I prolong it. He just ruined my stop. I'm like, how we we have not make it last. I'm not a sprint chicken anymore. I got things to do, like sleeping. I'm listening to keep sweat, make it last for keep sweating last long anymore. He's

fucking fifties, six years over my bad keeping. I hope he's not listening. There's no way to be listening to this. Yeah, he's somewhere taking a cobe shop. Yeah, alright, well we bought you guys. Are you guys are kicking it our sex time and it's late so check it out VH one, Uh Couples Retreat you can Father Roder and ms Rodder Darling U Instagram Right, m Z Roder Darling, thank you very much for joining us. Thank you so much. Episode of mother Second Podcast. Thank You The mother Sucker Podcast

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