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They're good? You know their word. They want to eat someplace, but you know everywhere you fucking go right now, you're gotta have a voxine card. But he is, how do you get in? You know? I showed them my past through child support bill actually work. The Invascination car looks like a parking parking ticket out or child support bill look more like just give them your parking ticket like

they of Los Angeles City, Los Angeles Parking Department. Yeah, it also looked like a parking ticket to Yeah, that could just and when you just got half of it. The Invascination, the actual Invascination. If you live in California, you should know this. Every restaurant before you go to they want to see your car. They won't let you win, but you could just didn't really given by seeing a card. They're just trying to just do that. You can show

them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show them like your brust to kid. Yeah, anything would go. Just anything with that says a city of Los Angeles. Maybe anything that just says nineteen. You don't gotta be COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature. So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to the breakfast and the old lady, she's like in her early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. You know, she's like your cart. I just showed up and she's

come in. I'm like this blowing bitch game and see nothing. Yeah, they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating what you got on your phone. It's I mean, I think it's a shame that they are. You know, they won't let you in the restaurant if you're not vascinated. Don't you think it's a shame it? I mean, how many how many people are losing how many business are being lost? Becau. That's why they don't care, Michael Blocks and you can show them anything. I think. If you're

not vascinated, you just gotta beat that. She's sit in a nonvascination section. That's you know what sitting, and y'all just all cough from each other, you know, put and put the vascinated people, separate them. Man. So maybe I don't have plan and it air planes to be nonvascination on the left, vascinating on the right, you know, and then we let people in Urblin without vaccination. Yeah yeah, well last time you've been on the plane, Chinese best friend out co But like, yes they let you on.

You gotta keep a mask on, whether you vascinated or not. You gotta keep yours. That new mandatory now that you gotta be vaccinated to fly. No, No, that's a lot. They would never do that. The airlines will refuse for that to happen. Airline will lose money because you can't get fucking Aaron Rodgers on the plane. Kyrie Irwin, Then what you're gonna do? You're right what I'm saying. I've just sended you to have a section for everything. It's

like fascinating section nonfascinated. Everybody in the back of the bus nonfascinated, like slavery all over again. Yeah, dr Fun, if you're listening, listen to this man, listen to me. You know, stop making. If you're gonna make people get vascinated, don't make them wear of fucking mask. Then let let me free, let it breathe. Yeah, because I know if you if you vascinated and you got well mask, Like, what was the purpose of me getting vascinated? Mike tired

of freaking taking an over wearing a mask? You know, I'm tired of going at grocery store wearing a mask again. You like Cete face. Well, I mean, obviously we all know COVID is real, is out there. You know those who think on touchaboard, they got touched like Aaron Rodgers and everybody else. So it is what it is, is what it is. But you know, Fun, COVID funk all that bullshit. I got special special guests in the house today. Oh who you got, Michael? I have. Donna is like

a choreographer, dance stuff, video fixing. She's done it all. She's been dancing for so many groups, She's been on so many music videos, she's in the building today, Donna. Come on, Donna, welcome to the show. Bring you drink, Sit right next to me and my next guest. Un You know, I always I'm always happy when I bring guys on the show that I've known for like over twenty years. With comedy, we are like one big family

comedians are. We don't really have real beef. I mean, you know, like rappers have beef, singers something like that. Comedians would never have. We always love each other because we know that grunted. We know what it takes to get to that next level. And we've all been through that. And this guy has definitely been there. I mean his stadium was Big Sean and he lost ways Big Sean. No more Sean is in the building. Come on, Brandon kim In. I thought there was a big little show

you know that ain't Sean. You know, It's like you got these these like comedians. It's a lot of funny comedians, like funniest happen They just never blew up. Sean was one of them. Niggas likes fu never blew up. But he's a hell ofver. He wrote on a lot of TV shows. Sometimes you know what we all have different calling. We'll get we wanna get big something. Well like he hits. He's a great probably want best stet up comics out there.

But he gonna make his money prid from being a writer on a TV show Move You or something like that. He's that brilliant, Like he's one of the comedians that if you write a movie, Okay, I wrote this movie, all right, now, I need this movie to be funny. I'll give it a Sean, and Sean will make it funny. Put a stank on the thun, put a stank on the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, them, you know.

But ladies, at first, let's get with telling. Tell me about yourself, like you know, oh ship okay, um, alright. So I've been in the industry my whole life. When my mom birthed me, I was already tap dancing and doing everything else. My family has been in the industry a hundred years. My grandfather has a a star on the Walk of Fame for Yeah. His his name is Eddie Rochester Anderson, and he want to do comedian. He was one of the original. He's one of the first

original black comedians in Hollywood that started everything. Wait before oh before um any black actor. He was the first black male actor. UM that started. Like to this day, Denzel still talks about him. Um So he's got like eighty nine credits on IMDb and etcetera. He's been gone with the winds. No, he was old at the time and then by the time he passed away, I think in the in the seventies. He was in his eighties, but he was popping at forty. You know how it happens.

It happens when when he died trying to him Hollywood, do get this happening now, you know, because you know what I mean, I don't think so, because my family was fighting for his name to be on there properly. They didn't even put his name on their properly. I'm planning to just get a shovel. I just foundful a shovel from home deeper. Don't have to pay. We also do we also do landscaping and construction in the middle of the night. Michael Blocks No, no, that Michael no

funk that ship. We gotta we gotta coda sack and my grandfather's name still to this day, and yeah, on Hollywood, it's on Hollywood. I just found it nice. Yeah, it's some cute lass ship. All right. So you you you've been dancing for Yeah, for everybody from everybody from Chris Brown, Missy Elliott Usher starting all their videos as their so ushers. Yeah video, I'm the lead girl, Chris Brown's Running, I'm the lead girl. Um. I've started on all the major

UM Award shows. I've hosted on MTV for comedy with UM Your Mama, True TV three seasons. I've done comedy. So I do a little, you know, I do live everything. What would you say was your favorite music video? My favorite? Everybody always asked me that. Um, even till this day and I have I'm still doing music videos by the way, Yeah, it's still probably the Chris Brown video, which the Running video was his first video. I was, I was, I was his lead girl. Yeah, I would say that because

we were also peaceful even. Yeah, some of the dancers, one of them was my best friend. She's she's the godmother of my child. Like we're all still like tapped in, Like it was very different when we we all linked up for that. I know my favorite video, I know my favorite dance video, touch no no No, that's O Marion and I used to day I went to high school to Marian and Kay and Chris Stokes. Yes, we went to HGH school together. But he Chris Stokes told me that that video was based on us doing the

other the year video. Yeah, that's my favorite, but touch Yeah do you expecting a visitor? Well you got one? Baby? Oh Q too? Hey girl, hey me me? Maybe she got Are you gonna war army good clothes today? Wow? Um? Beautiful? Do? Um? So Chris Brown? Was he probably your favorite of all of our audit people you probably dance for I mean that's only because you did his furs? Was that was his first video? Was that only video did for him? Was this first? And then I did an Award show

as his lead as well? Um uh? At this point, I've have you? Have you any of them? Why does every want to know when you have sex? Good? I try to keep the I try to keep this ship on lock. You know. Yeah, sexual, I'm sure if women are doing way more than we would, we weren't allowed to be moving that way back then. We will be blackballed if we even like flirted in the director knew or the label knew like and our money was in

for videos. We was getting large money to be flown out in et cetera for videos and not to do that. The flow down we got fluid falls in love. I'm saying, yes, falls in love all the time. I'm saying, I mean the dances. If you did you have a tour with them? Yes, a lot of people. Yeah, Okaye doesn't mean to me, you'll only roll together. You danced in front of you know, people do get to know each other and things happen. No, things do happen. I know some scenarios with some people.

You know what I mean. You know there's they they said that of the affairs happened at work. But look correct talking that's the homeboy. Yeah, and then they have a movie together with like they fell in love with that. I don't want to I used to dance for Jello, but working together who what's what? Female singer fell up with her dad wasn't jo Yes she did, but because she had what's his name back in the day, um after after did it? She did what's his name jay

something to the choreographer. No, no, no, there was a guy ballhead after him. And then she not too long ago, was with Casper and and that's the girls. She really likes being dead. He didn't know both sides when he crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head. That's that's that's the lyrics. The lyric, that's a that's some comedian's lyrics. I thought that was yours because I never heard Casper the friendly goes he really likes being dead.

He didn't look both ways when he crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head. Yeah, I don't know. Is that what is the real lyrics? This's the only one I don't know other than the first one that might be the real one. Mike. I figured out how I can blow up like you. I need a Chinese best friend. The website I can go to are you Chinese? Chinese best friend? Chinese best friend, but he's Filipino. I just come are you You're not Chinese? Filipino bas Chinese?

But I told my self I'm gonna call you Chinese because Chinese is more popular. They have like and they found out that China doesn't have access to Instagram. Oh ship if it would have been Filipino. Basically, I think like hundred million followers. Michael Black, We're gonna find your jail. Just go to Chinatown. Man, just just find it. I'm going to China and look for a Filipino best friend. You don't have to do that. You go to southern California, you go to the South Side by my hood. We

all they all Filipino. It don't even matter. Oh yeah, where you live? Carson Oh yeah, Carson City, Yeah, Philip, you know. Yeah. So me and me and Sean go way back way. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay, I remember this one time we had a show in North Carolina. Me you Darren, you know, DS, you can tell the story. DS. It was Cocob Brown, I think it was on the show, and I forget who else was. So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged.

You know, this is like two thousands three. So d S and uh, Mike somehow they got in the saving. But they had two groupies that took back to the hotel. Right, So, so d S tells me the story. He said, they in the room, the lights out, and d some on one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this. Motherfucker. And she said her friend came over to say ship.

She said, she said, you want some of that. She's like, no, I'll just stay over here with him. Holy Corp. Michael blocks. So I did that. That was a funny ship. I wasn't in there. I just got to what happen. You got to, you know, to find them out. I'm trying to think going on the road back then, like well we I mean, this is this is for the day while I'm making five show, wasn't making much in twos and three, Michael blacks on and so we like we find Like I remember one time I didn't want to

spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to spend a night in my you know, I didn't want to pay for hotel. Because we travel so much. We have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost every If I want any city, I could call boy. I ain't me going from meeting no niggers. We got bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city, I could look look up that city every code and call a girl. And so I remember one time I went to Atlanta. Was is one chick, bad, thick, tall

bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking? Have you had this experience? Oh so Luckily by the time he came there, I would think I was I think was already done sucking. Everything went over with. But then the girl was with her brother was dead, and the crib it was in her house. Whatever the guy come. Her brother is like a fucking major. He trying to

stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me, I just I just quiet like these man be when when a woman always a man always says with somebody with a big dick, there was a big dick sensor all there had learns a man. So it happened to me too. So there's average obviously a regular dick. Sense I always tell I always tell my fus like, I ain't got no big dig I ain't gonna little bit my dig Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get you in the playoffs, but I can't win no title.

And we can't beat the Lakers with this dick. But I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that. You got the Clippers dick. It's a fisher. When I suck out my Patreon pages. Now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively the Patreon, where they no longer be sensed up by the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon, mother, suwus Man, How is your story? What happened to your You have coming to

the house after this? Dude literally knocked on that door all night, bro, and she didn't Yeah, she didn't open it and I didn't move and uh yeah, So I just stated in the until he eventually he left. He's knocked on that so dangerous. Man got sty not ready, We're ready, We're ready all the time. Did you see the last gest I did? I did and I applaud y'all. Okay, so here's what happened. One of my exes that I had a restraining order on already I had moved on, bro.

I'm sorry, why did you just pulled that out the air? Okay, look, so one of my exes, he might have been in the industry. We're not going to name next. Okay, here we go. Anyway, I had a restraining order. He was supposed to be away from me. Our relationship was like, I've never been on your show before. My kids say, as much as I would like, whatever you want on this show, this is uh either way, Yeah, I know it's not, but I would. It'll probably blow the lid.

I'm move a little different, Okay. Um, Anyway, I woke up he had stalked me at an event earlier. He told my phone, I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, So by that night, my new dude that I was already with, I've been separated from this dude with the separation and and and uh and and the you know what I'm talking about, the what is it called the restraining order? The restrain order, and so he knew not to come around anyway. By that night he had broken into my

apartment with a screwdriver. And I woke up to him being actually strangled by my new dude because my me and my new dude just had you know, we we were just had intimate evening. Okay, there we go. And so I woke up to him being and choking him out as this was was your new dude choking? You're older? Was he still was he still? Was? He still naked when he was choking? So you got choked out by naked dude. That sucks him. I was trying to save

him from the embarrassment. But then with it, I'm like, brook, I wouldn't even been feeling the arm around my necklace, dick on my back had twig and berries. You had twigging berries up like this. Wow, So what happened to your old dude? He left the screw driver in the door? Oh no, he was already in the house, and we told him that he would have another situation with the

cops if he didn't leave. And then, you know, he talked this a little ship and he ran away, and then the helicopters I heard above, and then I got another restraining order the next day. But yeah, I woke up to the twig and berries. Damn. Luckily there was no gun on knives because no, he said he was. He said he was going to kill us. He said he had some ship. So back to the Yeah, that guy that the last two weeks ago. Remember I told

you the Tony Montana impersonator, the best one in the world. Yeah, this guy, he's a he's a social media guy, the best impersonates. Yeah, he does it on I like millions. This guy killed his wife because she was right, she was with another man, because I guess they already have restraining order too. But don's don't work. He put it, he put a recording, a live recording on the on your daughter phone or something to hear it. It couldn't take it, hena the whole house. So shot her in

the head. You know, so did The wife said you want to fuck me? Tony. Yeah. It was like he's such a good he was the best one in the world. Damn, it's so sad. Yeah, he was like, you guys searching domestic violence is crazy, man, you know, I mean, all these losing guys, all these listen, motherfucker, move on. It's move on stopping alright, Go go find another woman, Go kill somebody else, like we're supposed to be none violence. Don't care people kill pussy. See, I'm okay with that.

I'm gonna make a T shirt with that one. Don't feel people kill God. It's secure, man. I mean, you broke up, move on life, Just go on later, be worthy, bro A lot of people, a lot of men are not as like just move right. They're just not They're not as fortunate if they're famous, the rich, not just men. They could beat women too, but people need to move the funk on. We need to heal and move the fun. Sometimes love, you know, it's not always love. Sometimes st obsession,

it's infatuationing. Yes, it's all those elements that aren't even love sometimes and they get you psycho and you're doing things that you shouldn't be doing. And then you realize after the fact, you know what I'm saying, because you're in your emotions, like sometimes people don't even know they're wrapped up in That's why it's not always good to date with a good pussy, because that's how you don't want to leave you right right, Yeah, that's true. Some

crazy I have some crazy bitches in my life. I have one took took the Red Eye from l A and showed up at my door at seven am, bust through the door and with her girlfriend trying to beat up the girl. I was in the room, wait beat her up. She showed up. She showed up and showed up trying to beat up you know. But I'm the type I'm playing around, you know. I mean, my best friend is no one one motherfuck called the cops and

that bitch want to jail. Then I build that out and I on that night, I didn't help the cause showed up that name kids again. Yeah, that's true story. The first two on the first one. Two girlfriends that beat up boys. I'm in there too. I have a lot of nine one one calls every time I call it like, yeah, no, I just I just called it like I'm just reporting an accident. I'm getting beat up. Yeah no, I got beat up before. But my ex girlfriends. Yeah,

do you know me? I mean, well we have you know, since we're talking about um, since we're talking about hate me me. And she said, listen, we're talking about women with good pussy with crazy men with training orders. Have you had any bad experience with men? Come come back, come and join us. I want to hear. I want to hear. Yeah, come on, he has good pussy. Come on the show. Pussy, good pussy, Come on the show.

Do y'all have good pussy? All right? And yeah, you sit right here, shared the mike, put the mic in the middle between. Alright, so we're talking about you know, obsessed man obsessed men and women and women out there that you know men with long ding dongs and that you know men now they're in a pussy and sucking a couchie and doing that giving the long dick. Women go crazy too, so it's not just crazy man going about good pussy is crazy women going after men with

good tumbos. Have you had experienced me me with like a stalker or maybe like no, well no, a man that like pussy whipped and you broke up with him and he just want to take not from answer he's stalking you are or you have an experienced where you would have man and as somebody else not going to do it first, Well, welcome your new stalker. So maybe I need to s crazy for the anybody ever going crazy? Crazy? Actually over a nice day? Crazy? All right, tell us

about what happened. He gonna restrain it. What you caught the cops on you? What are you do? Not? Really? One time I think I was younger and he found me in its parking loft or you're gonna parking? Are you crazy? He found me in his parking lot and then he was like, you didn't want to talk to me anymore. But I was with him for four years, so he didn't want you. I didn't trust them anymore. So I was on my final exam and then I left because he normally comes to me before I go

to school. He didn't come, so I took a bass all the way forty five minutes away from where I left, and I managed to get into his parking garage. I was living a note. He was right behind me, and and he didn't see me for two weeks. I was so heart broken, so he was hiding in abacious. How about you any any you have any good dick experience or any bad or good pussy experience, meaning like you

are you weren't crazy with us or guys dick? I mean, I had someone give me money for like ten years, and I've ever stuck with him, So that's that's called stupid. Did you send that pictures? That's called stupid. Man. You didn't have to say for ten years? What did you do? Write a book? Don't send money. She needs to write a book. Ten years. Yes, and you didn't get him a pussy, not even a picture, not even a picture? What did you do? I don't believe what I said

to him for real. I had someone broke my heart before, and yeah, I made him fall in love and basically yeah, he's been Did you give him head nothing? They never met Michael Block like that, you know what saw him? I saw him yet, Chinese best friend saying, China never had sex with him. He would come at the strip clubs, spend his money and then I would say tomorrow. But for ten years you never had sex. Oh god, Oh he must be married and you didn't send him naked?

You see him a thing. I would dance for him, but the whole time you'd be like touching my books and be like, you know, I love you. One day I marry you. I love you too. That's you think that was fair to that poor guy. He took this guy's money and he is scared. How much money did you gave me in ten years? Over like a hundred thousand? Maybe it's like a thousands a month. He works like out of sea and stuff, so he's always working like

four or five months out of year, like in the boats. Yeah. Well, I send them pictures on my face and like what am I doing and stuff like that. You know, I don't think he's a guy. He's just Oh I think I might have sent him. He sent him? How did it he did? He fell to this day in the boats. He still he's still still along shoreman right, now, right now, ten years later. But going back, she's the best, going back to the eating't think I think we talked about this.

I said, when a guy really eats it pussy really good, usually he has a small dick, or he doesn't know how to funk, or he comes quick. It's rare that you get a guy that have good time. And I had the best and everything, and yeah, I'm pretty good at both those. I cannot say that it's true or he comes fast or well, that might be them. But when you find both at the same time, and that's why you hold on to them tightly, holdemistry. When they said you gotta pick good dig up, is that what

they say. It's not all for the dick, you know, sometimes it's more more than that. You gotta make it. You gotta make me life too. You know. Have ever been with someone you really don't like but you like the sex. Oh? Yeah, what I said the other day, I said, Yeah, if it's a red flag, I'll still sit on it. Though. The best sex I've ever had in my life is a girl. I wouldn't even spend the night with her. No, I just didn't like it. It's incredible. I just didn't like her like that. I wouldn't.

I understand that I can't, but I just would not even if you get even if you've got a good stroke, I'm just if I'm not vibing. It's not the sexual kid. Somebody don't like h you like her? I'm an actress. I kiss like that for me. Nothing, ship girl, I'll be in the video life. Hey daddy girl, I don't be ship in real life. Oh I thought those were real after what you just saw last episode stopping the truth? You know, women, Chinese best friend? Anything about you? Those

talking not even Chinese Filipino Chinese best friend? I know, but I'm talking at this is before. Yeah, yeah, Chinese sounds better. I still love it though, but you're you're Filipino? Right? Is that what we thirty? Okay? We do want this percentages? Okay, I did my ancestry dot com. Yeah okay, So what do you have something to say? What was the question? Good pussy? Oh no, no, not good pussy. My dicks

like a rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. It shakes. It might not be like eighteen feet long, but so that it is a true, Ladies that most Brooknnigas have the best um said, this is a crazy They just come with good pussy. There's a Brookman with no cars coming better dick. Is that true? From what I heard? As Brookman way in shape than the guys with money? Can I spend so much time in the gym, don't go to work? So what do

you prefer? Ladies good dick, no money, terrible dick, plenty of money, and one good dick and good money together. I can't, motherfucker, you can have all together. That's why I'm still such any uggly guy with money? Is there looking? Yeah? Style, you don't have to worry about nobody taking him from you. Ugly man in style, ladies and gentlemen, So stop all of them cheat. What's up, mother suckers? This your African King up coming? Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you

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Do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Jenny's friend on Cheese. I agree, thanks in here. I just won't get a relihip. I won't get ahip. Yeah, there's no point and having one. And that's the key to everything. There's a lot of work having a fair now. You know, back then it was fun. But you get a little older, you're sleeping on your eyes open. Who's gonna be texting with this middle that? All your phones off? Like, that's a lot

of work. You could die early. That's what I'm like. You don't want the mess. I'm done with the court. In the car when it's car plet and you see people you're like, yeah, I want to give you head daddy or something, you're like, wait, that's what y'all done? Like, oh, I don't get that kind of thing. Change the name, yeah, because you say, okay, so hers pizza hut? Do you have a secret name? No? It was not me. I

was like that happens. I mean, like a lot of time when you're cheating, you just replaced the people you play. The names with restaurants. I have been out the restaurant, or your or your family member's name, you know, like you want, but yeah, don't don't place a girl name with a guy's name. You do your girl. He's sucking John now he about to go suck Peter about to Papa. John must be old school because I'm just so straightforward like Nicka. You're not like nick this is the one.

I'm the thing not just be honest, man, I am like, but I also don't really dobody. I called someone one time and I say, hey, John, why is your wife called on with me? I said, I'm not John A Mimi somebody changing your name on my boo was like, who did? And then I we thought about it. So this person was missing one night, so they went his her daughter, the lady he was dating. Her daughter went to his eye cloud changed my name to John as the celebrity. So he was like, I said this Meemi.

He's like, no, who's not Mimi's to send a picture? I said, I send a picture? Holy should they change everybody, every single name to the female names on my phone to a different man name because he was missing one night? So she called my best friend asked, because I designed close and she was like, hey, can I get Mimi's number? She said why, she said, I'm going to have him make me something. So they went to his phone, his stuff and changed my name. He's the best, but he's

just no, he's just a friend. He's old enough to be my friend. A story like four years ago, when you said that your ex girlfriend changed blocked all the Yeah, she went in. She went in my She hacked in my phone and blocked all the bitches on that I food, and they changed all the females numbers in my phone. So I can't even call these bitches anymore. My ex

did that. She went hack in my phone, blocked every girl, every girl in my phone, and named people named naming people who she naming people den somebody your girlfriend doubters. I one would change my name her daughter his daughter. When somebody named it Drake, just friend. She said, yeah, you said, yeah it is yeah girlfriend out will change my name to John his girlfriend's daughter. That's what he said. I'm in the mid Yeah that guy is still pardon

it was night, Mr g. Yeah, party everywhere that tennis. Yeah, I love Dannis. He's a sweetheart. But the girl who was with She even knows me. I would with him for Christmas, and oh my lord, any girls around him. So I was one of the bigges things. We got. Chan called John. Oh lord, he was like, why did they change your name? John Drake? Daddy looked like super married brothers. Yeah, you got the biggest Luigio Mario. Alright, think about the mustache that addresses like he'sass piper. Well

he's from Memphis. That's pimping and Memphis old school. Shout out to Mr. What is it going price for pussy anybody? Now? I don't know, we don't know how much going for now. I don't know about pussy, but I know about somebody else. And and and they can't go for three fifty. Oh we didn't know. It's the dude and it's going for three fifty. And you wouldn't even think he's doing that. But he's a famous he's a famous guy charging three guys charge for dick right to women? Who pays for

that for pussy? But pussy? Hey, no, nobody's gonna bust on me. Well not know anyway, Oh shut, he had questions for you travel maker. Well that's kind of cheap. We're going for three fifty only. I never about best. What would you charge? Uh? What would you charge? Charge? How much we charge some prices? Right? How much? Yeah? How much do you charge? Michael Blocks? And if if everything shut down because of that, starts selling that, yeah? Probably I mean you okay, Mike ther lateiest one know

what comes with five thou dollars? Yeah? The best thirteen minutes of that. I I wish you, bitch, would your child to be five. But you're staying for a month, all right. You were doing he was washing dishes, doing laundry on all type of ship. It probably depends on what you are employed, you know, like comedy. You know what Smody call you for a gig? But first to me, like how big is the venue? Right? I can't charge

anybody the same price? You know what I mean? Rihanna want to I have like fifty tho we're talking about goddamn the chick. I didn't make it from Destiny Child, which they wanted fair and Fairy called me five hundred. You know, everybody the same money I want With comedy, we when we started, we went all the money, right, That's how it was, like I care this place was five hundred seats. I need this amount of money. It was two on the seats. Okay, I take five hundred

dollars a thousand seats. I need twelve hundred dollars. You know That's how it was back then. The same thing with it. If I'm gonna set my dick, I gotta I gotta go by what I know that special at this point, like you just gotta be. But when you when you're broke, you gotta get all money. If it's a homeless, big job like fifty bucks, crackhead. You know, honey, you got on you, then I gotta go right back

to Rihanna get my Yeah, but you can't tell. But you can't tell nobody that you did it because that was you can't tell Like I just I just pay down on a right. You know what I'm saying. I don't respect what's your boyfriend? Roy? I'm sorry, he said. Okay you to our comedians, what's the worst thing ever happened to you? Guys when you're on stage? Like backstage groupies love no No, We talked about that. We talked about you missed a groupie love part? Well, uh stage.

One time I did a military base and I haven't been on stage for two minutes. I just basically saying, Hey, how y'all doing, And somebody hit me in the face with a napkin with a way I didn't even I wasn't even bombing, just might just through a fucking nap and he'd be in the face, and nobody in the cry would say who it was? Who then do that nap Nobody didn't want to snitch what happens and what happens in the Navy stage. I was so pissed. But you know what happened to me. It was it was

late nineties, I think like early two thousand. My Dennis Rodman was like really hot at that time, and you know he had a blonde head, right, And there was a girl in the front row I call her Denis Rodman, and the bitch poured her drink on me, and I'm like, that was my early years. I've had how to do. I said, it's not part of the show, thank you, good night, and I left. They was towards the end of the show, like I think I'm giving him a

good fifteen minutes by that. So, yeah, she poured a drink on me that I was talking to k UP today and we had to reminisce. But we was We was a nunch Nashville doing the show and some dudes heckling us and we're going back and forth and he threw he threw someone else and hit us, and I was like, what the look through? But it was a lot of money he do like he do, like a thousand dollars up there, Like you want to get hit by anything. If you ever want to get hit, you

want to get some throw some money here. Disrespect me, yeah, we do. We took the Money's gonna hit me with I'm taking Yeah, yeah, we took that ship. What disrespect? Yeah, you you're gonna disrespect me, disrespect me the thousand dollars. I mean, ladies have been having sex and like what's more dispect it happened doing sex? You think like somebody ever like like just excellent stairs on the stairs. He's

working on the stairs, and what happened my building? Stairs? No, my sister just moved to Now, my sister just moved to me in Toronto from Ethiopia. So I was dating this guy, don't wanted to meet so I stay the stairs. Okay, So is this that's the house of apartment building? Building Oh my goodness, your fucking neighbors poor people for in the morning. That's the reason why I don't walk my

dog in the middle of the night. I don't want to see what's in that stairs in a committed relationship and ahead in the club, in the club, and first everybody wants me to be with I don't know, dumping him. So happened to club? Yeah, in the middle of no one saw it, v happy, No one knew that. How about you? Did you find out the stairs? Are you the plane where you happened that? She didn't, Mike, private was the most club that ain't crazy? That's sexy, that's private.

You can't do that show, you can't do it. What was it on the hood? Having sex? Tearing more people? You fucking spirit? Now, that'd be adventure right there. Oh sho oh, yeah, that's what's sexy. I think I'm gonna dig something to play. I wanted picture its girl when it was Michael, why you want to catch your same top of my high school? Oh wait, she said, I had sex on top of my high school. What we went back graduated like it was nighttime, We like scillated and the top it was like I look at the

moon Man, Mareal, Canada, mare Mantreal, Canada, Canada, Montreal, Canada. Okay, we just had sex on the roof. That's it. It was cool high school's roof. Yeah, at nighttime on top of my high school. It was a flat Did I mean you have you in high school? You wait at you in high school? You went back on high school? Oh that's all she went to school? What year was this? Was it after you graduated? Yeah? Of course it was like years after you know what these teachers the school.

I was like, let's go there, like it was like your full moon. Wasn't your teacher? No? But I have one of my best friends. They were twins a kay and it was like an English teacher and the other one was I don't know what teacher, but whatever, math or something. And one of my friends she ended up with one of the twins. At our graduation. I was like, where are you going? Like I gotta leave, and she didn't want to tell me the She's like, oh my god, I sucked my math teacher today. Was like no, no, no,

baby was no, no, it was not a baby. She just sucked teacher. Can't she count? She pass? She must not be she has fail. I never like I was a virgin. I was a virgin hard Yeah I was. I was a virgin high school. Yeah, I didn't get pussy after I got out, Yeah I was. I was damn in nineteen I was one of them guys that like I was a type of nigger that walked around with a condom in my wallet, like I was getting pussy.

But you know, with me, I think my dick grew later because I wasn't type I was one of them. Please don't tell nobody, but I was listening. I put a socks in my parents in high school. Anybody did that? Like to make your dick look bigger? The same thing stuff earlier? Iris to stuff my my from my parents with socks? Did that? Eleventh grades? Commando over here? I don't like. I don't wear and I like it. You don't like. I forgot they were in there until you

just miss Why don't I don't like my dick? Are you a Mandingo warrior? Now? Three legs? No? What would you call it? What do you call it? What's the name for it? My dick peak in high school? In high school? Yours? After I jerked off a lot after high school. So situation we probably help. That can't be real ship. If that was the case, I don't have a long wait a minute, no time out though, because you know they got the little pumps and stuff and

it strokes it and makes it plump. So I can believe that if you do enough of what you were talking about, then you're buying a sax store now like a jail those on your thing see and it's soft and makes it like look at her hand, look at her hand, look at it's a fishing. When I suck at my Patreon pages, now live my weekly titty Tuesday to Thursdays movie exclusively the Patreon, where they can no

longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Mother suckers, y'all want to hear some funny ship I just heard. Please, okay, ladies, I know y'all all. Y'all have the Falcon eyelashes. Now I heard I called the Falcons congratulates to the braves man world champions, World champions. That's right, well not originally, but

you know he's the choice. Originally yea fans suffer. Well, hey, you got hey, Detroit red Wings was good and back in the day, you know, we're right next to Canada weekend. Not to go to Canada every weekend. M it's not too late. Maybe reconnect and then it cost them. Always what you guys don't have to drive anywhere? Are you sitting? I just I shouldn't start dating. I'll have a shot woman. So okay, what do you guys were talking about? Like, uh,

two parties said there's no clubs in Detroit. They're going through my suitcase and everything, and we see I see one of my friends has a toy in the corner bag. I'm like, what the funk? This is embarrassing. She said, you were the one with a boyfriend. I need this because we'll be staying in one room. Yea the greater

And what you say? I heard that that back in the day when like girls used to wear eyelashes to keep coming out of their eys, like well, that's the old yeah, that is the old school nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties, to keep coming out of no giving like like well not not saying, not nothing against women, but that's what the prosters are wearing to keep to keep coming out

of their eyes. I love my lashes. But the truth is in the nineteen thirties, the whole point with the flappers and all this ship, they said it was for the for the what is it called? You giving activity and you get you don't want to get. What's the house called? What's it called again? Wore house, the other house, the white house, not just but oh old own brothel broth, Yes, the brothel bitches. Yeah. I had the long lashes to

keep the calm out their eyes. Never heard that before, say lashes, because you got the comb catches, you good catches, gotch. I got the national And then somebody came in my eyes. Let me get one of them. I want the big ones. Yeah, yeah, that one's good for my man, big loads, big lashes. Yeah, I need these ones. I need the cup catches, three extra extra fashion ship, so the bigger eyelashes. I'm gonna get the bigger one next time. Somebody come my page.

Millions of dollars missed the whole weekend. I have pink lick eyes. Came me, I got pink. You didn't have comic like, this's not coming with that's what I say, Like I didn't say coming. I was like shut up my face. My whole eye was so My first speaking, she said, she said, he came in the e in the chicken pink. But I thought, you can come on, we can they give you pink from coming. That's what I'm saying. And you can't. She might have rushed, you

might have rubbed it in her hand, was dirty or something. Eat, that's your burn. He you got packed boyfriend. You don't just come in the eye and then get pink girl. He had. He got a disease as in Disney. Try that tonight when you go home. No, I will not because I'm celebrating. Oh I ain't come. Nobody coming the eyes right out. I'm just saying that somebody, and you know Mama. Mama is a free nasty But I'm not doing things right now. I know. I'm just saying. I'm

just saying I'm being there. I'm just trying to be clear. I just want to I just want to be clear. I just want to be clear. He came me I and then got pink guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, think I like pink. I I but my eye was super red and I splashed it. It got worse, but it was pink, not from it. Had she had these, she's not straight. You gonna suck a dick, put some shades off. Yeah, like you, I'm a gentleman. I'm gonna let you know.

I would let you know it's about to happen inside my mouth, not in my eye, girl, all over your face and your hair. If you're really doing it right, girl, do it all? What do you mean if that's your nick girl all everything? What do you mean? What do you mean? Just one place to make me ask that question, he asked, strawberries might ever come in your eye? In your eye before? If I had anyone come before in

less than five minutes? Yes, somebody coming your before the time. Yeah, I got video on my only fan, just only fan. Just yeah, I do I do on my only fans. But she says she's in. She says it's on her only fans. It's on her only fans, is what she's saying. That five minutes. It's recorded. It's recorded that he came in five minutes in her eyes only. Right, We're going to go to your only fans, and yeah, we might need to. I've never been only who's got the log in?

Can we venture and see that? I want to see do you have only you have only fans. You don't they asked me for it, but I haven't. You should trying good money. I hear that. That's what they asked me for the dancing part. I barely just got a Netflix account. The only fans I gotta, I gotta, I gott a theater between something with the gift card. If you're gonna checked at the house. I was wondering why

people I'm following me, and I said, what happened? They said, no, I just run out of money, my gift card money. The wives would be checking. They put money in a gift card. I just I don't understand. I guess I don't know. If I'm gonna, I just I would go watch porn. I don't understand. Like, so, what's the differences. It's not everything sucks, So that's what they're asking for me. That just personally, I know on my end what people are asking of me when they want only fans. It's

not even that. But it's just like like he said, dance and do all the other stuff. Everybody has their choice. There are people that are definitely that I know personally getting it there. Sorry right now, Okay, Like horry men, I'm not talking about I'm talking about men horry right now personally. But there's a lot going on. Um, you don't have to do that, friends, what if you're confident doing learned today that if you're gonna stuck her dick, put on some goggles. Oh no, Mike, they come cutcher

say yeah, the eyelashes are the comb cutch. Oh yeah, is too? Is my flavor saver? Like this? There's no man, I can't grow that. Don't her accident? Do it again? I said, how about you catch her with your mouth like this? There's no mess. I like her, That's what she said. But she didn't get that night. He didn't warn her that night's catcher. It must I like when you say it too here, no need to buy him this week in the morning on outside. So, Mr comedian,

what a man? Whose only friends? Are you going to subscribe today? There's only two here. I've never been on only friends. I don't know a credit card. I feel like I'm being she She's like rush, I'll take rush cards they take, No, they take You're gonna give him? You give me twenty dollars, I get eighteen fifteen? Right? WHOA? I should probably join you I should probably day on only fans she made on the first day? What did she do on the page? We don't post anything to

so what happened with What happened with that? When they were going to supposed to ban uh sex videos? Oh no, that was like twenty four hours. That was a publicity start. They couldn't do it because they would make more money with models than they thought that they were going to just use it for celebrities and stuff. So we made them what they want, what they are now. So if they leave us, there was a lot of ups coming up with the same thing like them, so they mind.

They went back to us, So you can let your bust it open now. So a day I was like, is she cute? You don't know her? Chelsea made well, congratulations to her. I hope she suck a lot of digging. No, I hope nothing coming in her eyes, Kitchen, that's wonderful. On the conversation, I meane only like three. Maybe you know what, maybe if one day when my career is over, I would give it a shot. Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do on there, but what would what

would you do? I'm actually interested? What would you do? As well. Right now, I'm I'm a royal model. I'm building a school, so I can't really discuss what what you would do? What I would do? Yes, when that time comes in my life, I would figure it out. Then you wouldn't be in the like a speedo. No, no speed it. There's a lot of baby oil involved. You can do video. You got pretty fat. Learned a lot today, Michael blocks and I think all the cameras are running out of battery. It's like a day. Yeah,

let's get anybody Instagram so you could follow us. MEMI, what's yours? Mimi z one meet me? Head gets long every day? Today I got I had. I had a photo shop today for this health company. Okay, what's your Sean s e A N Underscore Larkins l A r K I s Sean Sean with the mustard who the mustard baby singles shown? Shan is single? Right, ladies, if you be looking for a guy, that's funny, But then it made it. What's not yet? Mike? He's about to

after this show? Well he's funny. What Detroit is close to Canadates and now he maybe he might not be single? I live here too, so we might be neighbors. Now, oh, okay, her milk. He just goes, all right, I've been rejected. If you can't find me, it's just you think jam French JA like Jessica E S S I T H. I see he really talking about Scott Strawberry Meal. What's

your I G Mine? Donna glitch like Donna Summers, deal in and A and glitch with the Y G O Y t H Chinese best friend Kenny Filing and Philippino best friend his best friend, Michael. You guys don't know. I don't want to be your friend and that People ask me, what's your Instagram Chinese best friend? How do you spell it? Like you? Well? Thank you for joining us another episode of Monthercycle podcast about this bitch motherfucker. Do you for having us The mother Stuck a podcast

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