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Mike & CBF

Aug 31, 202143 minSeason 1Ep. 27
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Mike has been in Ghana for 21 days! He returns looking like the Ghetto Evel Knievel just parachuted into the building, and gives us the update on the school he is building in Africa. Then, Mike and CBF catch up after Mike's long trip. They talk about Mike getting engaged to Rada on the Breakfast Club, what you find when you Google Chinese Best Friend's name, Afro Spirits, and more!

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Calorie audio. What's up when I say welcome to another episode of mother Sucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. Hey, it's Chinese best friend. We haven't been together in the student in a while. Man. Yeah, Mike, I don't know what the hell is going on. You finally came back from your long vacation in Africa. Yes, man, I went home. Uh, I was just as long as I've actually been in Ghana. I've never Usually I'm going like seven or ten days. This time I was there

for like twenty one days. Man. You know, I just need to get away. I need it was you know, I need a vacation and I need to get away. And I got away. Motherfucker. I'm the one that got away. Well, I thought it was never gonna come back. I thought you're joined the Ghana Air Force or no, they didn't let me in the Marines, man, I'm not you got be like on a like on to join the Marines or the gonna arm you kid, I'm not going to join this service. They will let me in. Well, the

outfit you're wearing right now, it looks like helicopter. Drop you off, ye drop me off home finally, Man, I like Evil Kaneva, motherfucker little budget urban that the ghetto Evil Kneva. How are you? Oh, I'm good, Mike. You know, before you left Ghana, I didn't get a chance to see congratulations on your well world breaking news engagement, the first ever in the Breakfast Club. It wasn't first ever, you know. And the thing about it, when I did it, I didn't think it was the first ever. I wasn't.

I don't, you know, I don't watch the show that much to know, like if anybody's ever done it, I didn't know I was the first one until I got there, not that I got to tell I did it. Um, it wasn't my intentions to do it. That want that such a great, big platform, you know. Um what made me decide to do this? And why? Because nobody knew I was gonna do this. You didn't know I was gonna do Nobody knew. And that's a good thing about engagement.

It shouldn't just surprise it. Woman. I think she surprised every fucking body because a lot of times, when people know your moves, you don't have people that are gonna try to like, hey, Mike, you know, don't do it all by just like, hey, Mike, come on, how about Mike Couci? You know what I mean? You boy, So you know somebody you might tell your best friend might be like, hey, you sure you want to do this?

The best thing to do when you're trying to propose a woman, this is really your decision as a person is you have nothing to do with your friends, You have nothing to do with your family. You know, you don't go ask I mean not unless you're not sure about the person. When you are show about the person that you are proposing to, you don't even know one's permission because all they're gonna try to do is discourage you. You know, hey, man, come on you that time she

did this mother? This that your mother that you sure she's the one? She go dig as you did your dead You know too much ship. But when you know that person, you know, like I know Roder. Yeah, she's an amazing girl. Michael Rader is the best woman on earth. You know, She's like with Roder, I feel like I have a wife, a mother, a guardian and and an accountant, uh manage a manager. She has all those things in her.

She's that great of a person. It's like I got like like one shop, one stop shop is that one shop? It's that going to school? And yeah, because if I did any other woman, I'm gonna need a woman. And of course great everything like in bad we are we're so compatible and bad. You know, sex is amazing. I mean, you know it's the most important, very important man. I mean your your dick has to get harder for your woman all the time. And she keeps my dick hard.

I mean to bring my dick you know between stick. Yeah. But um, yeah, because if I, if I was to proposed another woman, she probably have all those characters that Rod has to not have to get a big you got good pussy, not near another big that you count on. Another bit she like, you know, to cook food, another bit to do this with. Rather I got seven bit and one that's pretty good. Uh you know characteristics. Yeah, it's very important man. You guys don't propose a woman

because you pussy whipped. Not just that. Make sure she could whip pussy and whip a fucking meal two on

the stove. Make sure she could sucking be if you need help with account and if you need help if you have baby mother, you know, anything anything that you need woman that could deal with all those things, that could help you through those things, you know, and rather is that type writer is definitely, and she just she don't and she don't want and besides just being my woman and being a great woman, she don't want, you know. Then she goes on the road with work. Don't see her.

She works, She comes on the road at work. You know, she don't even want money, you don't. She don't want no money? Right then you don't want me to pay her for her work. I'm like, no, I'm gonna pay you for working. You know, she don't want to get paid for work. She's at Mike. I'm just headed harppy, you're my man, and whatever we need help with us what I'm here for. And you know a lot of time people say people do that just to like get

you in. And then once she just sucked in and then you shoot that true colors, man, I'm not worried about none of that Roder. She's an MVP, yeah, m VP. So overall, I got a great woman. So I didn't even know about his permission. That's why it was a secret breakfast club. Did not know because I was gonna do that. That's why Charlot Mane. He was so shocked that you try to almost ruin it, but he didn't. He had no idea either. Even when I was going through my bag for the rank, he didn't know what

I was doing. He was just trying to make me look stupid because he knew I was gonna pull out a range. He was so surprised. He wanted me to look so stupid that you know, but when I put the ring out, he looked so stupid that he tried to congratulate me. But thank you for showing me for the support you That was. That was. It was all over the internet. And then we didn't shut the internet down. Not only wasn't over the internet. She again since it happened,

she again about eighty thousand followers. Then it verified her because everybody was just, you know, did you verify her already? She got verified? Congratulations rather you know anything about it. When she'd be fried to her engagement, you know, she tried to get verybody like no, they said, you don't qualify. As soon as she got engaged, and everybody on the internet is like looking her up, like who's this girl? And then she just boomed just she gained eighty thousand followers.

Boom became very very fried on their own. She didn't even have to ask you. Did you notice that? No? I didn't notice. I'm surprised you got very friend So maybe, you know, you get engaged, you might get verified to Johnny best Friend. Mothersucker. Nobody give a funk about me when you google me Chinese best Friend restaurant and downtown l A, we'll show up, you know what I mean. He's a restaurant called john best Friend. I'm trying to, you know, get some free meal over there. But yo,

you're using my name, but you're using my name. I didn't see you last year. Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, so I should. I didn't, Like I said, I didn't know it was gonna go the viral. Yeah, the whole word knew about this proposal. Um, I mean, yes, it stopped me. It's you know, it probably what's that laws a few sight bitches, you know, but you know, but uh, the most important part of it is like feel it made me grow up. I feel very grown. Yeah, like if I was the baby, i'll be the grown up

right now. It definitely grew me up, you know, And I think I'm old enough. You gotta grow up, you know. And the thing about I'm just I'm growing up with the right person, Like I don't you know. Rider is the woman. Her name is Rider for a reason because she's a rider dot chick. Oh yeah, miss Rider. He's a rider dot girl. And you know, sometimes guys get married or engaged. God, my life is over and not not with Rider. I still have I'm still gonna have fun.

You know, she's still a fun person. You know, I'm still gonna occasionally get one side chick a month or that will be between me and her having it sharing this person or by myself death. Isn't I would? Isn't that all deal? You know? She knows that that was my very weakest point, is like, you know, staying faithful. So she said, you know what, let me have this guy was problem, But this is what benefit both of us. And she's allowed to have one side bit a month,

suits or whenever she's want her side ship. You have a side. She cannot have a side nigga. No niggas allowed in this relationship. Okay, one dick relationship. Oh congratulations, Mike, you got a good deal. Yeah, I got a pretty good deal. Man. And when I got to Ghana, most of my friends I got there. It was a big party and I saw them dancers. Where did you find

them at Craiglist? Got a Craigslist Not but I actually when I got there, Um, I had some friends and some potential business partners with a drink called Afro afroc Um Afro spirits. When me a drink coming out very soon very now. It's more like a isn't a rum family, isn't it? That's what it's very unique, very different. Um isn't Mostly we in Africa hasn't made it to the

stage yet. But those guys, you know, put a big event together at at the house and you know when we got there, she got that royal treatment and we took our free friends with us and they all felt like they felt like the movie Coming to America. Yeah, when they got when they got to Ghana, so yeah, it was. It was wonderful, great man, nothing like touching down in Ghana. It's like so a lot of amazing people in Ghana, a lot of friendly, fun fun. We went out a lot of my of my guy friends.

They all heard by the proposal and they all knew about the you know, the one side Jake a month again and they were all like, oh my god, Mike, how did you can you talk to my woman? I'm like, I'm like, Nigga is too late, but you're breaking records and another record. This were you trying to. I'm saying, you gotta negotiate that ship earlier, negoti we even nego to that way before we way before the engagement, we had this. You know, this was my my, my my.

The ship has sailed, Titanic has sailed and hit the iceberg. I'm late, well, Chinese best friend. I mean to get those kind of deals, you have to be successful. Yeah, I have verified on or read it or I don't know my space. You know verified nowhere Johny's best friend. You don't have no room right now, okay, right now you have whatever your woman wants to do. Is what you have to do. Is she wants to have a side nigger, she probably have one, but you have no

room right there. But don't worry. Chilnie's best friend. Money is on this way. I'll see money coming in your next feature. Really see it? Yeah, it's coming. You don't see it. I don't know, Mike, I just I don't know. I kind of give up on it. Maybe one day. Yeah, but that was That's the story of my life. Man. That's so it's a big engagement. Went home, got the chance, went to the school. Oh yeah, your school. Everybody's wondering. Uh.

You know, I heard a lot of comments. I read a lot of your comments, and people like, I don't put my kids to your school. I want to put my kids to your school. How many kids are you accepting models the whole Ghana? No no notice? Excuse me, very It's gonna be very very special school. Okay, Uh, it's I'm a really target. I mean, he's every kid that come to the school. Because the school is pretty much one class per grade. Okay, so it's gonna be

it's gonna be equivalent from first to night. It's like elementary to junior high. Because and the reason why I chose to stop there, to stop at ninth is because senior high, which is like equivalent to like turn to left, the twelfth grade is free in Ghana. Well wait a second. When you started to school, I thought it was just a little small, little school. Now you uh, you made it, Biggs. I'm making it. I'm extending. So it's pretty much gonna stop from in the Ghana term, it's primary to like,

I'm kindergarten to pre We're not pre kid. I'm not about a breastfeed kids and have I'm like first grade equivalent, first grade equivalent tonight. So because nine classes, this would be like this would be a private school. That would be that kids will get free scholarship. You know, so when you're changing the whole world, well, yeah, this would be a private school that I'll be like, the kids will get free scholarship for because in Ghana, from first

to ninth grade cost money. You have to pay, so a lot of kids can afford it. A lot of kids just hanging around the marketplace hanging out their parents can and then they turn adults and they just just say it in the street selling, you know. So that's my job to avoid that. I'm gonna try to stop that. Get these kids in school for absolutely free. So now when this you know, but don't get it wrong. You know, school is not ran by by money. Don't fall from

the trees. I know teachers have to be get paid principle, and paid kids have to eat. You know. Potentially I might even potentially look into busting them you know that they don't even I don't think that's done in Ghana. I want to like busting the kids, getting the kids get a bus to pick them up from certain corners. Oh yeah, you gotta do that too, that's possible. I'm taking this is gonna be so special that everybody thing about these kids, because the class will be very intimate.

You know, I'm looking like me, five kids per class, five times the night. Where is the Chinese? Yeah, we're gonna have to ask. Okay, all right, so I'm looking at probably pi between thirty that's what average out there, Okay, twenty thirty in the class okay, one through ninth about two d and thirty students each year each year, you know, So you gotta be very lucky, not just lucky, not just you have to be unfortunate, meaning like, you know, how do you picking up? How do you pick the

students want to be in your class? Two is not a lot, so I think we could. We could definitely interview each kid and parent. It's very possible to know. I want to make sure you know because one thing by my Africans, we love to play sad. We love to play like we ain't got no money. I don't want the two working parents that got money trying to sneak their kid in my school for free. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I want to kid that's like both parents are like no money or father is deceived such

a something. You gotta gotta make sure that this kid really needs can not afford this at all. And also maybe one of the parents could help out in the school. You know, somebody you know that kind of volunteer because they you know, hey, if they work four times a week, maybe they could be there once or twice a week and help out with you know, so true any class or well it's something, but that's Coastonian feeding the kids. Yeah, good idea. You know this time I thought you were stupid. Yeah.

I have stopped drinking ever since you left Michael Black, and my brain just came back drink today. No, I've stopped drinking for a whole month. You should be going more often. I haven't gotten any heartburn from all them toe quillers tequila that you got from Trader Joe's Ford two dollars in ninety nine cents. Um. I'm like, I'm like, my Babyan's what's wrong with you? I st that tequila. I think I'm allergic, but I found out that I

was just allergic to the cheap ones. It's a fisher when I talk about my patron pages now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon, where they no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I will also be sharing Dully updates plus so announcements here first see you on Patreon, mother Socus. So back to the school. What I'm gonna do is, um, I'm gonna do something that's kind of mean. I'm gonna what I mean, Michael, when it's time, you know, mind you.

Once the school is built, I'm hoping to be done with the school, hopefully like January February, hopefully it could be done about that. Like I'm I've been so pissed at the the building guys that are building and these don't mind you. This guy was recommended. This is like, this guy's would be a cousin of my mother. Like I never knew him as a kid. That you know,

it's with your cousin my mother as a contractor. And you know one thing about my continent, and everybody in Africa knows that like, if you're not there keeping out these guys and you're sending money for them to build something, that would pocket the money half and do this and do that. So I think it was a very It's been slow all things that I've been going as fast because I think somebody has been taking money, you know.

So I had to like pretty much go then and put my foot down, like how you know what kind of material you buying that this is not done yet, you know. Then I found out the guy that that was quote unquote building my school, her friend out he was building something else. So he's building a mention for him, said there's something else. So I'm like, so what what

could be happening? What could potentially could have been happening is he's using my material half my material to build his stuff at the same time, especially if you're not giving them money physically. That My mother was not giving them money physically, but they would say, hey, materials expensive, my mother, go spend the money in the material to think money. She don't. She's not really show how much material they're really using. She could they could just say

the materials has all gone. Mind you, they're probably using half the material on something else. So your mom is the only one keeping an eye. How about your cousins. You have young cousins running around, Um, they're all in the city. My mom is weighing the village. The school has been building a village. So I think they've been taking advantage of my mom. So what I did, I went had to talk with them, you know, give my opinion.

And sometimes when people don't think you know what they're doing, when they find when they know that, you know, then they get scared. You know. I was very close, like my mother really because he's a cousin of her. She really convinced me and not to get rid, not to fire him. She thinks she's she's she thinks I'm wrong, Mom. I think it's my instinct. Like I found out they're building something else, and I'm like, this guy has no money because his son showed me on the video it

this thing they are building. It's how it's our apartment. I don't know what it is. It's probably like a model two it from the school. You show anything that you're building and I'm like, how you guys building it? You guys have no money? Oh, you know? And then then I asked him, I asked the kid, the kids I get. The kid was telling me about this building because he's trying to have have me giving money to help right, to help finish it. So I look he's at it. He said, hey, m cousin, you know there's

a building. This is what we're doing for, you know, for residual income for the future. I'm listening, looking at myself, like, you don't have no money. I don't have nothing. So then I said, what it is donna cost to finishes? And mind you, it was at the point it was like almost in the same It was like maybe fifty done when I went, you know, and I was like, what's doing cost to finish it? Out of curiosity, he said, uh,

about forty dollars. I'm like, I'm like, I see how much money I was spending the school and it's still not done. And the dad was right there because I'm looking at him like and I just walked away. I was so pissed. I walked away. It's banished sometimes just you know what I mean. Q. So what I did, and one thing you never do the mistake I made at first? What just sent all the money? Never sent the money? I send all the money. You can't do that, so be mind you to a build it. It was

so I'm not just build on school. It's like a miss. So I have a school being built, and as a house being built next to the school, which will be used for like when people fly. Let's say I have during the summertime my high volunteers come from the United States and want to go stay. They go stay in the village and have some summer classes. I could stay at this house. It a good idea, like a nice little place instead of getting a hotel. Yeah, and then it'll be right next to the school. I mean, it's

it's not fancy, you know, but it's good enough. It's it's good enough place with bathroom and everything. So I built that that moment. I built that first, and then it so mind you, the money I originally gave them was supposed to build that the house and then build the school. That when they were done finishing the house and order there was put the basement part of the school. They said the money was gone. Holy crap. Yes, so

that's what happened. So you're done from the school maybe thirty and and the rest is the rest is missing. So now what So I had a talk so now here, I am spending more money, you know, but this time I'm not. I'm this time I'm sending a little bit of time. This is dollars. Send me a picture of what you just did. Let me see what twenty dollars got me. You know there's another twenty let me write it done. It has to be like that. So, but you know, if they think about it, that's something that

happens in every third world country. You know, people out there are broke and have nothing, and if every opportunity to take from from other people, you know, so um, but sometimes make you know, when when those kind of things happen, the Lord blesses you one million times most So, yeah, we got those the same the world people. They're willing to do another event for you so to to kind of maybe help out with the school and the equipment you gotta need. How many students you can have two

you need at least two hundred fifty computers. We don't need computers or because it's a computer, just be in a computer room where because you want to make them more up. There didn't technology definitely or definitely, man, the school would be very special. I mean, that's why you have to be very special to enter the school. Now what I said I was gonna do that I was gonna be a little bit mean. Was when it's time to mind you got to get teachers the schools in

the village. You know how you convince teachers to come. You know what else, there are already a few schools out there already. It's a couple out there that I know of. So what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to the best school and at the best principle and still her from that school, mind you. And I'm not sure that I hope the government don't getting mad at me for this. But you know, the average income over there is like put it this way, two hours a

month is a great income. It's a great job. Wow, two hours a month is a great job, you know. So imagine so they say, let's say your principle makes like a month. If she does, if she knows good money, great money, I would go through that school on the best principle and give a seven hundred dollars a month she would get the she would leave right in her hot bet. So I'm gonna steal all the best prison. I'm still the best best leaders in the schools in

the area and bring him to my school. But then I'm gonna definitely have you know, um, I guess might over and all the students are gonna move because they like that principle. Well, it's not gonna be that. It's not gonna be that easy again in my school. You can't just you know, if you're already in a school. That means I'm going to concentrate on the kids that are not in school first. This would be my first Jerry. Pick him in the streets, like they come over here.

Maybe that's a good idea. Walk around. Come on, you don't in school, say, let's come on. Wow, that's a good idea. That's how mun walk around during school hours. Oh and see who's not in school and go and find out whyday not in school and bless him with education. That's a good idea. I'm glad. You know. That's what the end a scouts do when they go find a good player. That's what they do. They walk around the basketball games and uh or college college or high school? Yeah,

for high school and college. Right, So are you're gonna build an auditorium their Michael Bloxon, there's gonna have to be a sports team. I mean soccer, Well, soccer is our biggest thing. There is a soccer field nearby, and and they think about it. I'm about to start sponsoring. When I told you about getting those jerseys. Yeah, yeah, the people they want to make for you. All right, we need to get on that. Because the soccer field, I was gonna sponsor our whole soccer league over there.

It's like they have like four or five teams in the village. So I was gonna sponsor that whole soccer sponsor the whole thing and use that field for the kids to play on that field, so they could just go there, just go there and maybe a few hours a week or something like that. I'm excited about this, man. This is like our dream come true for me. This is something that I think God touched my heart to do.

You know, at one point, I was gonna do the easy way out and just build like a Rex Center, and I'm like, Rex sent, I know, I need to at the kid these kids. I need to teach these kids. These poor kids can go to afford to go to school. That's more important changing lives. Michael Blaxon, kids are the whole life is going to change. For the rest of their life. Now they have opportunity, they have all kinds

of uh, you know, feed the family. They will maybe later you opened up a job's there, you know the guy's the limit. Yeah, is definitely, man, So I'm looking forward to I'm excited about it. You have a good heart. Michael Blaxon, No, no, even I was there three weeks. I made two trips to the village and the village about three hours away from the city. Yeah, so I made two trips there by road, you know, um, just

to make sure everything was, you know good. So down they're back on track because I was so pissed about what happened that I had, like, you know, stare them for like two weeks, and like, now they're back on track. So let's get the school built. Let's to educate these kids. My whole plan originally was to have it ready next month, but things gonna go as playing because I think money got stolen, you know. So yeah, and also you you decided to open up more classrooms. So what else did

you do over there, Michael Luxon. Uh, I saw you give rather some some of your cousins or friends there gave her a peacock. She got scared the hell out. She cooked that pick up to us, so I try my body feues FESU is a world where musician. Yeah, I heard that guy. He's really good, very very talented guy. And he has peacocks and he has like four or five of them. So he tried to give us a

peacock as a present for our engagement. But I had no idea, like rather is afraid of animals, and yes, she's afraid of animals, and her fiance is Michael Blacksom, exactly right. I had no idea she's afraid of anything, d but you know what told me she was because she probably figured. She told me she's afraid of stuff. She's not afraid of chickens. Her mom has chicken rad is afraid of anything that moves, crawl, flies, anything that bogs mens. How all of us Asians older animals are

a friend, except for cats. There's a lot of straight cats in the Philippines state they were biting people. Well, I've got you're trying to eat the Motherfucker's not not that I know of by eating one of those. But you never know. My uncle's crazy. Do you think you uncle have aid a cat before? Oh? My uncle's. Yeah, I'm sure they ate them quite a few have anything accidentally. I think I think I might have accidentally hit a dog before. Yeah, I mean, if it's not, you don't

know what it is. No, No, because I know I was in way back when I was a kid. You know, I was in Nigeria. I was in this place called Cross River State. I was in Cross River State and I remember I went, you know, in the marketplace to sell all these sticks, this meat on the stick. Yeah, we have that suya you know. And I went bought some meat on the stick and I ate it and like that whole night, I just kept hearing. But now you're still your friend. Uh what is that guy's name?

Don't know? Motombo. We gotta have him as a guest on the show one day. Definitely want to bring he ain't gone up to No, No, he's here. Yeah, we need his head is here so he who could get him? You get him? You think he's in a boot body right now. He's probably that guy's wild man. He's probably doing his taxes. Oh yeah, that because there's a lot of craziness the internet lately. A lot of stuff been

happening to the internet. Man, yeah, you know what, let me yeah, let's I can't believe you're keeping up to date with all this news, right you see Donald's double every week. It's well, yeah, it's it's allow has been going on. What's up, mother suckers? This your African King up coming? Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Are you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson? If not, you are missing out

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I hope. I'm saying so the runner lady who was disqualified from the Olympics because she smoked weed. Yeah, smoke, everybody think about it. She smoked weed and she's still fast. Imagine she smoked crack. She would man, she would be at the Kentucky Derby. Fuck the race, she'd be running with the horses, okay, But so they had I guess it's more like a charity run something like that. So yeah,

for the Olympics, Olympics. But I think the world was curious to how fast she really is and can she keep up with the girls that want the one in the Olympics Olympics. So they had this thing called it profittane, some kind of classic one hundred meter running classic race with her and those girls that want and a few other girls like eight nine of them, just to see the wondering what like what she had done in the Olympics.

But the thing why, they they were wrong for that, because what she could The girls trained for the Olympics like this girl, you know, she she came in ninth, She came in the last place. She came like last place. She came like ninth place out of eight niggas or something like that. Was like she's like way last, like dog, she's like way Yeah. I think she was so far back like like the other girls in first last and she was in coach And that's how fast. That's how

for a part they were. You know, came in last place, complete last. But she must have raised by confidence. She probably just thought she was so good that she didn't have to she didn't need to train or practice, because I don't think she really practiced, you know. Um, she probably just because when she got disqualified, what she was doing making appearances here and then turning up hanging out at the one thing that she was gonna date the baby. Yeah, they did a video again. I think they were. He

was something where she was trying to hold whatever. You know, she was taking to everybody that baby little baby, big baby, um little low Bia, big by low John, big John, growing up John medium John, adult D adult dub baby d infant grown up. She was turning up with everybody. So yeah, there's no way she could. Yeah, they think about it. She should have just not did it. You

know what. That's like me. That's like me not going on stage for two months and then decide because I feel like I'm just so good, stand up, I go compete against like a guy that was just on stage yesterday. Oh come on, Michael Blackson, done underestimate yourself. I've seen you on stage. You kill them, motherfucker's I think if you take Oh you took a few months off and you back your your season. You've been fucking running the stage for what I wanted eight years now. Yes, I

was off. I think I was on off stage for a month almost, and my first the first day I came back, I went split the work for your school, especially after these guys are still in money, so now I have to go get money back. So um, yeah, So that's what happened. The girl raised and you know it was It was terrible because then everybody knows she like that. She's the last out of nine people. She was turned out of nine nine people. I can't believe.

I mean the thing about it. You know, she she's known for smoking weed that at that race, she got smoked her she got smoke. She got smoked like a blunt that Snoop Diggs. It's it's Snoop dogs green room. Yes, so it was. But you know, I think she bounced back. Sometimes we need things to humble us. She probably was still thrive, confidence and cockiness, all of that, right, And sometimes somethings humbles you. It happens all the time. Uh, you know, when you just think on top of the world.

I said, sometimes you know she's gonna win your stuff to just calm you down sometimes. So that's what happened. Well, I hope she comes back. Micaul's uh, you know, I want to see her run again. We definitely to see our run again. And I want to see redeem myself. That's the most important part. You have to redeem yourself because black people we are just were very mean. You guys blow up the internet have so much memes about her.

We forgot about Bill Cosby. Yeah, Bill Cosby like thank you for coming in ninth place, you know, Kelly like thank you. Now they can stop talking about me, you know, So it's all good man. Yeah, she'll be back. Shakirauh. Yeah, I wish you. I wish you the best. I'm not you know, maybe she should have her as a guest in the show. Michael Blockson, Yeah, you think should come? Yeah, she should, all right, producer, you think we can have her?

Sir Shakira Shakira what's her name? And nothing that happened. Also recently, of course, we all know about p J. Washington who got finessed by the I G. Brittany rand Up for two thousand dollars a month. Y. Yeah, this guy. So I think a lot of these women, you know, the women out there that target athletes for a reason. You know, these athletes make a lot of money. The nigga on the bench mixed two three million dollars a year. Okay, you know what child support is on that. I mean,

it's a lot of money. So there are some women out there that target athletes. And you know, some of these guys don't be thinking. We see a nice booty and a nice smile, and you know we nextually you know you're pregnant and you you're stuck with two hundred thousand dollars a month for eighteen years. Okay, that's exactly what happened. She told everybody she wanted. She definitely made

her come up. Okay, Um, I guess for the next five years pages Washington's, Jackson's and his Frank Franklin's, we'll all be going to Brittany Rander. Oh yeah published So yeah, yeah, fellows, be I'll be careful. Please be careful out there. Watch where you bust a nut and put a condom on. Pull out. Just don't let no woman trick you. And this tricking just nutting me. Give me that I want to feel that nut. There were a lie to you, even take you on birth control. I'm on birth control.

Let me feel that. Now I'm gonna feel you come and next thing, you know, and you came and she left to the family court. Okay, Yeah, that happened to my friend Mike in the laboratory where I worked. He already has six kids, and twelve years later, I guess the courts finally found him. He had an affair somewhere twelve years ago. Knock on his door, Y, we need the need DNA tests, I guess, and it was his kid. And he goes, fuck, he just went home to the Philippines.

It's no point, it goes, there's no point working anymore. How it is the kid twelve. So he back child support, World World World, World War was. They got to know their ruse and laws, like if you don't know the child wasn't yours, you're not responsible. Yeah, make I guess it depends on the state California. Oh yeah, I went to a child support court before, and there's this guy. He's he was like fifty five years old, and I hear, you know he wasn't court, I hear everything. The judge goes,

you still a four hundred fifty child support. So I guess he he was a military judge. I'm disabled now I was in a military. I didn't know this was my kid, and so he got ed up screwed. So yeah, so Fellows, you know, pull out, put a kindom on. You know, we need male birth controls, man, we need we need like a plan B or plane D for the for the plane of the dick plent y. You're right, huh never invented that, man, Come on it, get us out of family cort and oh they're trying to trap us.

That's why Dr Facci works for them. Man. Yeah, they will never make male berth and Fellows, be careful out there, you know. Besides that, you know, like I said, I mean, we um, I'm happy, I'm I'm I'm engaged, a happily engaged man. I love my fiance. You're gonna make a Chinese African baby soon. Yeah, the person will probably make some Tiger was mixed with Barack Obama's Okay, well if it happens. You know what I mean, I'm not a

spring chicken. You could just leave the kid in Uh got out to for your school and you don't have to take care of the kids until later. Can I drop off Chinese baby there? That's a good idea, man, I put him sitting. Have the baby in Africa, having go to the school in the village, right, Yeah, that's what happened to us, me and brothers. My mom and dad drop us off from the Philippines when we got big, brought us here, and then when we were in the airport,

my parents picked us up. We're like, who are these strangers? We're gonna live with them? How are you doing it? Well? I was fourteen. I know who my mom was, but I was living with my grandma. My grandma was a principal of the middle school and high school. So I had a good life ship. You know, lunchtime, you don't have to wait in line one tho. Kids like, it's a big school, come over here and go eat, hang out on the principal's office. I never did homework my life.

That was probably a bad thing. Congratulations, man, you had you still turn out something? I mean you yeah, well, I don't know, my girl. I mean you could, Okay, you turn out be a piece of you don't have to filter. It's not too late, Chinese best friend, you could. Can I go to your school, then you to run I'm too late. Yeah, well, congratulations on your engagement to your sweet, beautiful, loving, caring girlfriend that always makes sure

Michael blocks on his fed. She's always Yeah, she cook me breakfast and oh my god, and then give me good loving Yeah. I picked up Michael Blacks and at the Los Angeles Airport the other day. The moment we're walking there was eighteen million bags of food. I'm like, Mike, did you forget that she only has to feed one mother soccker? Well she figured Adam. Africans always hungry. Yeah, I'm not hungry anymore. Right. She found out how to

get to a man's heart is through their stomach. But either fourteen in knife from the stomach to the heart or just feed the mother. So she just she feeds me and then later on she takes the food out of meat indirectly. But yeah, ma um, my life. It's good. A lot of ship happened in Michael Blacks a lot more man I meets you. Welcome back to the United States of America. Uh yeah, all right, well it was great talking to each other. Okay, funk everybody we out. Yeah, well,

see you on the next episode podcast. The Mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a cavalry audio production brought to you by All Her Radio and The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson, Keegan Rosenberger, and Dana Brunetti.

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