Calgary Audio. What's up? When I saw guys, Welcome to another episode Motorcycle Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said, I'm here with my Asian best friend because I just found out this Chinese best friends not really Chinese. Michael Black Soon, I already told you like two episodes that I took DNA tests. I was thirty percent Chinese. So it's okay, there's not gonna be a riot in China. Good, I'm sure, because the Chinese were very disappointed when they
found out the Chinese best friend wasn't Chinese. My grandma was a percent Chinese, Michael, Yes, I told you that before. Did she had like a Chinese restaurant where you buy like four wings, and my other grandma did in the Philippines. Yeah, it's like chicken feet she was. She had a restaurant OUTDOORSI you flaming everywhere today. You were like a really weird you know, trying to match with you today with the Greens. I don't know, Yeah, yeah Green, it's not
you're off like n f T offite Michael blockson. I know we had those very smart crypto guys hang out over here, and now we're gonna go full blown with your n f T. I think it's gonna I mean, a random guy from Indonesia make n f T and now it turns into a million billion dollar company. You are, Michael Blockson. You didn't get that office from none of my friends, right, I know. I got this in a sale somewhere in some fancy place called Rosses. Yeah, ross No. No,
I got this from Nike, Michael Blockson, the Nike store. Yeah, Nike store. I paid thirty nine for this, plus tax plus taxes? About what's the technic California by six? Almost type of sin point nine? You paid like four dollars in tax No, it's nine point nine. But I believe California if you pay your taxes. Yes, I have paid it. Michael Blackson, I owed a little bit last year and I paid it. Don't get Westley Snipes, huh, don't get I don't make as much money as fucking Wesley Snipes.
Michael Blackson. I am not in the actor of blades, whatever that is. I don't make as much. The government doesn't care about me, to be honest, they don't care. Hopefully mother Suckle podcast become a hate and then they're gonna stop following you gee and then start figuring out how much you're making. I think it's already a hit, but it's okay. All we care about is happy people listening to us while driving to work. That's good man. Well,
you know, I try to match your color. I got the Well, that is a beautiful outfit you're wearing today. Is that it is my favorite color. That's like my favorite cutter. So I like any type of green. This is like, I guess that one's a nice green. Never seen a green like that. It's like lime green. This was made. This is in the back of his jackets. His mothersucker. Can you see kind of camera see it? I think the camera deserves to see that. Michael blockson.
That's a bit. Oh, camera can't see it. There's fifteen thousand of them, only two works. Why uh yeah, we need more budget for a podcast. This jacket was made by a good friend of mine called David Allen. He's out of Pittsburgh. He makes clothes for a lot of his Steelers. That's a nice one. Yeah, he made his jacket, and of course I got to put some saucy shoes to go with it. And I'm supporting some pr I've never seen that one before. Yeah, this is a colorful one.
Is that Swede? I've never seen that one. I was not there when you went to spend twenty nine dollars and it's that time. Yeah, you missed the last shopping. Yeah, you didn't invite me because I don't like to shop where my brook friends look at me. That's not cool, Mike. I don't really care. I just enjoy hanging out and and uh have fun. My friend wasting his money on fucking ship. Hey, this is Texa. It's really nice to
Oh yeah, you're right stage. Yeah, uh what now you earlier sell me something about some you're sniffing seven hundred underways? The fuck you, Mike? That was some Japanese guys on Instagram. I thought it was Yeah, it was this guy that I guess he got good for stealing seven hundred women's underwear in a public laundromat. You know you were poor before, Mike, were you? Or No? I was very poor? Were you ever using the laundromat the coin one? Yes, I did
use the laundromat first came to America. Okay, Well, this guy has an addiction. He likes to steal people's underwear. That is on the laundry mat. I don't know. When you're not looking, I don't know where're you hanging out in the laundry mat somewhere? No? Have you ever but you ever got to laundron mat and you put some clothes in the dryer and it was an old underwear stuck in there previous? Have you sniffed it? No, Mike, I don't have that kind of problem. How many have
you sniffed? I don't sniff. I don't snip dirty underwears, just the cleanland. Have you seen a nice one, a nice one that got lost in your I mean I've seen it. It just spooks me. I throw it away because I just, you know, I thought, probably think the lady had, like, yes, infection or something. What if it's nice, clean and it's white, it has bleach is bleach and it's clean? Yeah? What kiss the fucking on the way? Tonk kissing? What you want to do? I don't know.
If I see some strange on the way, I'm throwing it the away. Could be a boy's there's the Japanese guy. I'm thinking him. I'm not Japanese. No, Mike, what are you? Best friend? I'm mostly Filipino. I mean it's small island where money back Yell was born, Sable, Philippines. Yes, it was. You never sniffed people's five underwear? The guy has seven hundred? Well the other day I wasn't sure if the underwear was washed and I snipped my own underwear or somebody
some girls underwear? You wear women's underwear? No, some girls underwear? Are you asking her mind? Women's underwear? Hold? No? No, if your own underwear. I don't sniff women's underwear. I don't do the laundry. Michael blax and I got a hunger and girl that does all the laundry. She's so sweet. How about you? Did you ever sniff a dirty underwear? What happened? We mean what happened? Yeah? What happened after your sniff and took the Bitstu Court? Motherfucker going to
kill me. No. I have sniffed underwear, but it wasn't the set of a movie. I snipped some drawers. It was cleaned underwear that should be in a movie. Hey, you know Kanye and Drake will be Oh, look I don't. I never understood why why too rich people are beef it? First of all, why are too rich niggas beefit. They both grew up in the suburbs. What the hell are they beefing about? Like, whose mention is bigger? Who's the lamborghinniing is faster? That's not beef, that's Carbia, motherfucker. Okay,
there's a lobster. That's not beef. Mike. I think I know that's certain steak. Well done. Okay, you know they t bones steak. That's not beef, Mike. They get bored as fuck, Mike, So which album me like the best? So far? Have you listened to both? No? But I've seen the Drake album. It's fucking pretty good. The video is pretty good, and that Drake makes songs to dance. Tom, I like you know what I mean Me, I'm a beat guy. I like the beat of a song. I would listen to it, or you would love the news.
If I don't like to beat, I'm not even gonna. I don't get how intelligent your speeches and this word song, I'm not listening it to a way I got if I can bob my head to the beat, it's like listening to a Chinese song. Something right, Like there's no dancing in the Kanye So no, you know, he's probably gonna He's just gonna teach you how to like talking. Like they're gonna end up fighting each other. I think they should fight each other. Come on, Kanye is like
forty five and Drink is like thirteen years old. You know, fathers. Maybe Dannis should fight Kanye the father? What the father? Yeah, you know, Dannis should fight Um, Mike fight Kim Kardash's fa father. That Oh, Caitlin Jenner, Mike, we can't talk about her here. She's running for governor of California. She might win, and we're gonna get us all over. We apologize, Catling. Good luck on your election. Yeah, I hope you run as fast as you did nineteen eighty two, the nineteen
eighty two Olympics where he got the wheaties right. Yeah, well here what she was he before? He wanted I'm not getting into that best friend. I'm not getting canceled this week. Okay, Mike, it's okay. You think Caitlyn Genner is listening to us, he's not, but our haters are listening to us, and then he's gonna thought right, and he's gonna kick us out of the stake. If you're gonna be governing up, he's gonna be like wan to switch nigger used to be right. Please, I would be
deported back to Philadelphia. I want to stay here, back to the streets of Philly, Southwest Philly. Well, we get beat up every day. Okay, I'm not doing that, but talk about the whole um Kadashian's family. We have a very beautiful women in the house. Oh, we have a special guest. Special guest. Well, I hope Drake and Kanye is not listening to this. Mon dude, We're gonna end up fighting each other. If the dude, they will take
her away from Blacks and mother Sucker podcast. Okay. In fact, I want I want her to be a Blacks and angel. But today she's so since the first time on our podcast, I want to talk to her, get to know her. O. Gosh, she's from Miami, Florida. Miami. I a Miami. That's where the guys from the guy um Trick Daddy got a like like he like his ass eight from the back of the front. If any woman's out there in Trick Daddy's as your nasty bitch. She's from Miami, Florida. She's
a model of Instagram influencer. You can also check out only Fans Welcome. They're beautiful, sexy, gorgeous mast stress making my own words. It's like gorgeous and beautiful mixed together with It's like, what the fuck n f out of that? What starstress? Yeah, that's I've never heard that for. It's like a you know, a dinosaur is found in Los Angeles and then name it out of nowhere, like well,
she don't know like a dinosaurs. There was a beautiful dinosaur, but then she's more if she was an animals should be more like a flamingo. Oh that's a nice one. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, miss me or frances is in the building, come on me or Francis. God goodness, look at that. The devil is a liar? Is she from France? She's up from friends? That's just her last name, Chinese best friend? Mia?
Is that me? That's shot from Miami? Actually, yeah, I knew that was in her real name, my name, Like she should be like, you know what, when the woman changed her name to something that's short, she probably had a really fucked up name, like that is a I'm not gonna tell you it's so bad, Elizabeth. No, that's actually good. Teresa Cabrera like me for mic name? What are you like? What you spend course? Yeah, Venezuelan, Venezuela,
Oh my god, I didn't funk up. She the one that wanted miss Miss Universe and he called it one name. It was Steve Harvey, Yeahulla Venezuella. Yeah, and then he called somebody else or the what happened? I was different, different country. Did you try to run for a Miss Universe or no? No, no, you think enough? So how many minutes jerk after you every day? I'm curious. Let's get to the ports. How do I know that she
doesn't have the statistics? She I could tell how many Chinese people listening to her podcasts, like eight of them, but she can't. Could you, guys, could you get the statistics and statistics? Statistics? But she has the only fan But like I'm sure my account somebody has more your But I mean, what are the I've had some girls on here that have only fans, And I'm curious to like, what's the weirdest thing somebody acts to see and how much it offered you that they want to like see,
like the crack of your asshole. They want to see everything. Did a picture you like finger fucking your toes? Like, what's what's so weird? Like the classy members on the Only Fans class, but there's nobody classy. They want to say such thing here going. What's the way to say you think of the weirdest thing? Um? Someone said that they would buy my underwear and they would sleep with thee A guy is going to sleep with my underwear on. He's like, I can't wait to wear it? Can you
please let me? Oh my goodness, you should have asked me for the rest of his underwear. Nderwear the weird um? I think it was five. That's so the underway thin you're gonna tell me? And I never sent it overnight ship, but it's so weird. He said he's gonna wear it. I'm like, what, you know what? He looks like, I don't want to. You should have told me wait and say your fucking picture of it. You should have gave
your grandma's door it was yours. Yeah, after having a diarrhea for like your grandmother her last period or something. It's a fisher. When I suck out my Patreon pages, now live my weekly titty Tuesday and on Thursdays a movie exclusively the Patreon, where they no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patriot your mother sawers. I don't think grandma's a periods right?
It depends is she black? Let me get the period to like sixty three? Really? No, I'm just kidding African with Africa. I think the oldest African baby was like I think what's sixty or something like? So, do you have a baby, you still gotta have period? Right? Yeah? I guess everyone when last time you have your period? I'm curious what your period on right now? Like she's
in a period every month like everything, you know. I'm saying like when, like when it's like the first seven that first like, is it on like a week from now? I just she'sse I would get her pregnant cycle. Do you know you have an app? You have like a period app? Yeah, the girls have that. You have a period app for real, so you're not having like unprotected accident. But no, I don't do that. Don't do that, yeah, yeah, because you have to like if you have like a boyfriend.
You know, yeah, you gotta make sure you can't this week. You have to pull out and this like come on your face or something because you don't want to um, you don't want to get pregnant. You don't ruin this beautiful body. Imagine you know, how do you like? Nineteen? You're grown? Yeah? On been born than okay, between two five? It's wow, it's like half my age. I have an outfit's older than hell? Is that the one you're wearing?
Another one where I don't know my I'm African. Let me tell you something I don't know about what my age, Thank you very much. When I was born, nobody was in the village to write nothing down. They didn't write ship down, so we don't know when it was something to travel. This's oh my god, he's about to travel. What are you gonna put on this past? Fo there's many many money more just right, he said, tell me something. IMMIGRATION want to know. I have to know my own birthday.
And it's like, okay, you brought eight, so I'm between like I'm between twenty and forty seven. I could be twenty five. I don't know. Like if I meet you and I meet a thirty woman, I'm not going forty five. Well you're gifted, Mike, you have your hair still? When would you have yours or yours? I don't have no more? It left my head. Where did it go a few years ago? I don't know. I think it's landed in some neighbor's yards or something. I lost it, Like, how can I get it back? So you want to have
children later in life? Yeah, like like thirty maybe. Okay, that's good to have your all playing out. You know what, unless you meet a fucking NBA player that got a two and mine out of contract that busted. Yeah, that's two hundred thousand dollars a month. Would you take three hunds a month in child support and get pregnant right now? Yeah? Depends players followed. My flavor was playing the NBA. You get three thousand a month. We have to Nobody wants
stretched works on their belly buttons. You have to have thinking about it. Yeah, of course a month. You have a new body every fucking week. Okay, I'm gonna drive you to Dr Miami and my goddamn rose words. That's your friend. I'll make up paid for and pocketing money and get a ship from Smart but no, Dr Miami's are friends. It's real nice. You don't like him. I haven't seen his work. I heard it was good, though. Okay, have you done any work? Some work? Oh? Your titties?
It's guess what? Yeah? Tuesday? Oh every Tuesday, Tuesday. Yes. Yes. So when you were from like a thirty four B to like thirty four triple D, well, I've always had naturally like big boobs. I was like a C and I just went to a double D. Okay, double D? Are you thirty four or two thirty four? I'm a teologist. Yeah, you're really good. And I'm wearing this jacket. I don't know how you know. I mean I could just tell
about it the way he was walking. Your back problems. No, No, you can tell how big a titty is by the way she walk. I'm a tediologist. Man. Oh yeah, I remember that, Mike. Yeah, I want a titty Technology of Student of Breast. Yeah, I tech International Institution of Don't go titty. It's really good, Mike. There's a good talent. I'm good at work at Victoria's Secret. Did give you management? I'm just gonna stick with stand up. Jenny's best for him on the side just for fun, I would be
the greed of Victoria's secrets. How are you doing? Thirty four? Thirty four? D on you? Everyone's time you They don't make him in your size have to go to the fucking go to the curtain and thirty eight triple eggs. Mike, that's a talent that is really good. You could like predict did you get breath fat as a baby? Oh yeah, your mother loved you then? I love you for your mother. She didn't mention. I don't even know. She never remember
when you stopped. I remember when I remember that. Well, we only have to remember that mean your mother should probably go to jail then, because I mean, I mean I was sucking too long. I think I probably how old was your mom? When? Until when did you best fit? I don't know, I probably three years. Not you guys. So you said the last three episodes were spread with
the neighbor. Yeah, I said, I know, I know. I was talking my heart on how hard it is for me to be faithful, like I I was so unfaithful that I think when I was a kid, I even stuck the neighbors instead of my mother's cheated my mother. Mama was like when my mom left, I would sucks another pregnant woman's got milk. Wow, he's not loyal. I'm not not been a loyal but I'm I'm I'm getting better. You know, everybody know, everybody know. I gotta engage somebody.
And then, um, did her I get well, we have an agreement. I get one side chick a month. Wow. Yeah you wanna do that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but then I don't get beautiful you up. Every man's gonna get so. She allowed to do the same thing. She got the woman she wants. She can't have no guy. Do you have anyone when she wants? You want to her? She's bad? You like her? Yeah? I better? Oh yeah, you're trying to organize. She's allowed to have one girl a month. I don't have to black. I don't want know part
of it. But I think a referee. She'll be a beautiful picture of hunting rotter, just going at it. Yeah, you're like, would you rider? Maybe? No? I don't scared. Yeah, I don't know my fall in love. You're scared of fall in love? Yes? Now, I am just like, have you been in love before? I think I have. I don't even know because what honestly, what really, I don't know what is love like right now? She's just like, I feel like I'm too young right now? Are you
seeing anybody not currently? You know? Single in Los Angeles? But of course, yeah, we expect it's pleas I just moved here. I was like in a five year relationship, so now I'm single. Congratulations five four years with in Miami. Yes, that's why you left that bit. I left. It started a new life. So you know you're here. I'm sure every man is trying to wife you like I'm sure anybody who every single man is trying to wife you right pretty much. But you know, you know you just
what's your type in man? Then what's my type? Is it big dick or more money? Okay, you could have this good dick broke. I think I can get both everything. So what so? But you believe you? Do you believe in one night stands? Do I believe in it? I'm saying, have you like, I mean, do you think it's a bad thing? I'm not really because she had a few more nice things. I mean, haven't we all? I mean, sometimes it happens. This is my advice. There's nothing wrong
one night stand. I always I think women, you know, find out in advance, what then are you going to have for the next whatever months? Or you is gonna be with this guy seriously because they think about it. If that's a cut to the chase. If you she meet a guy, she's like, you know, I'm I'm gonna save this pussy for like three months. You don't have to work hard for this pussy, you know what I mean?
Three periods went past. It's like three months later, yeah, three months later, three months, three periods drive through right, no, no, no, no funday express deaners. No, she's more like she's more like six Mr childs went by, six boys, eleven katanas. I mean, this nigga is broke. Now you may him go broke. He went us three periods later about to I'm about to give this guy this pussy. And then in those three periods, this nigger got to meet your mother,
he met your friends, like my mom. Just three months. If I they give you another period four months, four months, you meet this guy. I mean he met your whole family, all your grandfriend Oh my god, he's so sweet, and he's waiting. He's waiting, he's not in a rush. And then finally comes down and period later. Yeah, your your period is gone. It's been gone for like two weeks, three weeks, because I don't want to be ovolating fun that ship. You're not ovolating your prayers gone three weeks.
It's nice and wax and shave. You ready to ye and then out where you want to go? Where you wanna take you this? This is a journey. Okay, you're not gonna You're not gonna get right to. Where do you want to go for this? I mean, where should you take you the fun? You like? You want to go to like Cabo? You wanna go far or you want to stay close by? You want to a two hour to Cabo? Or you want to fucking five hour flo to Hawaii. Ship your passport not expire. You want
to go to a room Mexico. Uncle, so stupid. I mean, I don't know how think of San Diego. Take a two hour drive to San Diego. I mean, he shaved his balls, your coaches shaved, everybody's shaved, ready to go. And guess what happened? What little Dickie came too quick? Now this Mike, what the fund is wrong with those people? Oh? Nothing, that's not me. I'm not squeaking about me. Little Dickie came too quick four months later. You just gotta know
your mother, your father or your best friends. But you're like he's saying, my he's not rich, he kind of mediumly broke. You just more in love with like his hiss whatever whatever personality. But even you are the sexual person, I'm not sure you are not. I know, rider rider, woman to funk every fucking this basically gonna my balls are empty every other day. I'm sewing hard for empty relation of the testicle. I'm not sure that's even a case. You know you sexual? Yeah, yeah, you are? You ready
like you are ready. You've been saving this pussy because even though you four and a half periods, you've been saving it for him. He's like this motherfucker's special. He gonna get this pussy. Little dick came too quick four seconds for a second, and he just a quick comment, he's like you know he's And then you catch him in the bathroom screaming fine, like you always do this to me, and now you know that is this not
just what about the second round? Maybe he's got a good second second, alright, second round, he's not trying to make it work. He's just trying it. He went from eight seconds now he don't give your ass thirty eight seconds okay, second round and second round to at least be a good twenty six point eight minutes minutes. Yeah. So, but the dick is a little you. He was tickling your couchie pretty much when he tried to hear from the back when he coughed, when you coughed, it popped out.
And this is I mean, the most important thing was the dick was It was just he didn't go past your clip. It looked like he okay, put his way. Yeah, he had like a fat pussy. That's it. Just it was now he knows your whole family, grand mom, he put your fucking dog. This is when I get depressed, Like, can we try the topic. I don't want to talk about this. Okay, let's me making short. Okay, So now you gotta get rid of him, because you're like, I
like to be fucked doggy style bent over. I want to, you know, scream out his name, his such, screen number, his address, and he did a breath. Why and now you or you didn't even get to the first number of such Remember the time nine numbers for sub security numbers. Nine. It's nine numbers. You got this first number. He came on the first number. So now you don't even get to seventh number. So you don't. I can't fun. This is not my type. I would be cheating on this
guy if I'm with him. Right. So now he's like, you let him go. Okay, you're gonna let him go, don't. You don't, don't waste your time. Yeah, you want to get fucked hard? And do you know what? I like? You just actually you sextually he said, yes, you want to get funk hard. You want to we wanted you want to speak in tongues when this guy you know what speaking tongue is? Yeah? Okay, so you've got a church helleujah. So um after So now he's gone your first Oh my god, let's get this gets a good name.
Get my name, Chinese best friend, Jacob, Jacob, What the funk on her name? Is there a guy named Jacob? That's my triple A insurance guy. Let's get him Chris, Chris, that's my name. Michael Black said, Christian, motherfucker's difference. All Christians come quick. I heard was going with Chris. Christians not me. Yeah, let's go with Chris and Chris. You've done with Chris, all your friends. Oh my god, let
you see Chris and Wild what happened to Chris? You know, I meant the whole you know, wasted four months, four periods of your life that you'll never get back. So if you have found this out the first two days or the first day, but you would never win that far fucking smart. So it's okay to have one nice day. But Mike goes fist pump, she didn't see your she wasn't agree with them. That was I don't know. I try not to, but like I don't know at all
the pimes. Maybe three weeks okay, yeah, but I don't feel it out put time on anything that's still you don't want to give it up right away because then they're just like okay, Like what if he's one of those guys are just trying to like, okay, smashing past. How many times am I going to do that? How many times am I going to date and sleep around
like that? I just I cannot do that. I value myself like at the same time too, if a guy after like two or three times like that, then okay, by you know what I mean, he will never give me the pussy that he might not be bothering. You don't know what you're gonna miss. I don't all my bitches this first three days I meet them. You have a time three days, I mean between one and three days. If you give me a pussy and make money, hang with you more. At least I know I'm getting pussy.
Will have fun at the end of the day. Is sex is the number one fun on earth. There's nothing more fun than sex besides women. I know, you gotta stimulate in my mind to it. Can't just be like like pink Yeah, your life, like your life is very interesting. His life is interesting. Was so interested in it. I was like listening to Discovery Channel. Yeah, well no, no, you know what the grub before Roder Actually I actually waited the whole week. What Michael Black waiting for a
whole week? It was before I was I was really with that popping that much. Oh you weren't popping down. I wasn't popping. I don't have to wait that long now. Wrath tore right up quick. But hey, but look she got a whole ring. So that's why I'm saying it doesn't. It doesn't matter on time, you know, I mean, you know it is. My time is good sometimes. But I met Roder, I didn't think we had interested in each other. She just seemed like so growing the mature out of
my league. And then it's underestimate yourself. You're the African king of Comma. You're more famous than Black Obama and Joe Biden. At the same time, appreciate that's best friend. We got chased by yesterday anyways because they wanted to borrow some money. Motherfucker. No thank you, appreciate no, no, no. But I'm saying, like you know, but like the first time we really got together TOI that ass out and it's right away she knew that she wanted his dick.
And then that's how she kept flying down from Arizona and to come and get some more black infection. That's all, get a big dick to give my bla infection. Have you ever had a black infection? Everybody Michael blacks and every good in the world looks blood infragrant. They're like rejuven Asian. Sometimes I will say, you're as rejuvenation doctor. Motherfucker. That's I destroyed. I don't even get pussy, I got stomach. Oh my god, what's up, mother Sucks. This is your
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Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe, It's free to go. Do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Look, I'm not against like the whole you know, one night stands. I was my five year relationship. We had sex the first night I was and I never thought I was like never going to see this guy again. Like I just slept with him and we're talking for five years exactly. Wow. See, wasn't that bad five years? Was it? You? Would you
want to take the five years back? Was it a good learning experience? I know you got good experience. Okay, that's good man. He ate your ass. I don't know, you just eat yeah, oh my god, daddy. Okay, so I've never seen that. See what I've never heard guys like to get the rassat. Yeah, I don't. I don't eat a toilet paper. Okay, I mean she she trying to like suck your dick and lick your balls and the accidentally go to your ass. Okay, all right, slow
down there, don't try to you don't like anything. Yeah, I don't know how that happens. I got a bowling ball. You gonna have to go like out of there. Yeah that's yeah, that's not like a fucking hearne at chese best friend. Like. I think we need health insurance and models like a podcastle I'm gonna go see one. My SAG insurance is back. Congratulations you well, you know the thing with SAG bills who don't know SAG is uh screens and actor guys whatever, right, the actors only for
actors and radio and second after it. So you have to earn a certain amount of money each year to qualify. Oh, to have SAG, I think you have to make like thirty thousand a year or something. I worked for mothers. Like a podcast. We are not. We are not sasco insurance. You have to go do a fucking movie. So what happened was what happened because of COVID. I didn't shoot nothing. I didn't. I didn't. I made money doing shows. I mean did I even did a fucking reality show. Think
it was part of sack. After he was paid me good money and after I did the show, I'm like this said, this is not for sack, like motherfucker. So my insurance get cut up because I didn't earn that thirty thou dollars doing. But I did shoot the movie, um O, Coming to America, Come to America. So the movie to uh, I'm azon prom I just thought I was done. I'm oh my god, this so this movie,
We're not gonna get no money. Yeah, I get in my fucking bank account, like fifty thousand dollars out of nowhere every month, every month, every week there's a one time sale. I'm not gonna see this again. I was just happy because it was good enough from we knew my insurance and help I could go back. Congratulations, Mike, do you want to go to Christian Bone party right now and get some Delta virals? Get it? I got insurance to cover it off. You're an actress, students just
model an actress, Mike, I'm what actress? Actress? So if I bring them, I have another guest and if I bring them on, So in l A now, so you just move there? Um, what are you doing with yourself? You know, tell us to about what we got going on right now? I'm doing more modeling. Um, I'm just trying to figure out, like what music video fixing? You do videos? I haven't done that video. He's like a print model, like you know, preload thing model fashion ova
types up yep for now. Okay, that's good. Um, so how is it just I mean, come to l A, you know, trying to get to that next step? Is it? Is it difficult? No, it's easier here than it is in my because you're beautiful opportunity if you look like it was an ugly woman. Oh, if you're in l A. If you're an ugly woman, I mean it's tough. It's tough for ugly women. It's a hard life. You have any ugly friends? All your friends thinking up pretty right? I don't have any ugly friends. Yes? No, really no,
say that that's racist. Why you don't hang. So you're trying and tell me what every person that's so mean? What beauty you see in Chinese best friends? What do you mean he's got great skin, goods, good notes? What could smell with the rockets cooking? No smell? You're fighting right now, Michael on what I'm just joking? Yeah, alright, So because you're beautiful, it's probably easier for you to get things done and everything. Hey, your rent is paid
every month, right, but it's everybody's roommate. You have roommate, you got, you have your open. Yeah, it's very hard, Mike. They use you all your water and power. Well, I'm glad, Hey, I'm glad you you made it because hey, come come to l A and surviving month to month. You've made it. It's tough out here. I mean, just as much as people come here every day, people go to back home every day. It's a bad bach in Utah. Salt Lake said that you thought attend she's the baddest bitch on earth.
Did she get here and she realized, goddamn, I'm not the baddest bitch on earth. There's a lot of the bad bitches. And she's like, she's not getting work. She's not getting her work, You're not making the money and everything. It's really expensive. Yeah, I have a chicken whisks on lay away from two weeks ago. Really can I have some sometimes paying for it? Motherfucker? So let bring my other guests to the show's Another guy came from Philadelphia.
The reason why I brought him up. You know where I'm at the bank deposited money, you know, because I'm rich. Friday check h the friday next from depositing my next Friday, my U my coming to America to check. I'm depositing money. I just got off the road. I'm like, let me go put this money in the bank. And I get approached by the kids. I'm Philly. Know I'm from Haitian decent. You know he Philly, we said, Philly. Philly touched my heart because that's why I was raised. Philadelphia helped me
become who I am today. And I'm like, okay, what you do you sing? He's give me a little can sing a song for us? Of course you is he the guy that's replacing Will Smith? No, No, he's gonna actually replace uh Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown, my great singers man with my Bobby a singer. You know what I mean, Ladies and gentlemen from Philadelphia. Frances in the building, Frances, Oh, Frances and Francis, Me and Francis. Mike Man, Welcome to the show man. I have a seen man so um,
you know what. Nothing. I'd like to see people on this stuff from the bottom, you know, and work their way up. He gave me his little what you give me a flat drive? Last drive? You don't even own a computer, Mike, tell did you play Roder got the Liptop? I don't be. I don't honestly, I got a iPhone and then you played it and I didn't play it yet. Oh I didn't play yet. Back God touched my heart
to bring him on. It's real, man, it's real. Yeah, yeah, Like you know, I was like when I talked to my give me a numbers, I might call you to come and do my podcast. And he had no idea. Well when he showed up, Mike, I thought it was a son of yours from back then. That's support the way he addressed, like you No, he got that gummy hairdcup, Bobby Brown, order some money, not now, this is my stop, that's my style. But like you said, Michael Lasson from Philly.
You know that's what part of Philly. From North Philly. Oh my god, hold you hold onto your person. Hold North Philadelphia isn't the building ship. I got robbed in Philly at a church by pastor. Philly is great, though, phil is a hard court place that we most of our entertainers become tough and strong. You know, Comedians become tough comedians on how to defend yourself verbally, especially rappers.
You gotta become tough rapper like Beanie Seagull, you know what I mean, freeway, You could become physically mentally tough because it's a tough city, tough city to do anything. Entertainment. Look at and our entertainment survie, look at us to me entertaining for thirty years, you know, shout out to Will Smith, you know, calv cavitn Kevin Hobben doing his thing. Um one person Michael Black And I'm the thing about
I wasn't you know. I was raised there and just just the energy of that city made me go all the way that very bad profit were hardcore man. We bring them, We bring the jokes hard because Philly the kids. Man, every time you run into a kid from Philly ready to roast you just read ron just be ready, don't mad at yeah, be ready to roast man. So you just move, you know, move from Philly, you know, pursuing your dream. You're going hard, trying to make something happen.
You know, you know it's the first place you tried. A lot of time people try to take it easy way and start with Atlanta first. Did you start with Atlanta or you just can't right the first time on the plane to come and cat Okay, he's just like funk the middle man, you know, because you know Philly is as it's a tough city. So a lot of people walking around circles, and Philly when they're doing talent things, when they when they talented, they walk around a circle.
Sometimes sometimes you gotta get out the city. You gotta get the funk out of this man. That just for anybody. If you're from Detroit, wherever you from, you want to get respect, get the funk out of your city, Go out somewhere else, make a name for yourself when you come back to treat you like a king, because why Los Angeles? Then why are you there? You're just a
local motherfucker. Lets you from Los Angeles or from LA You don't have to go note from Atlanta or El A. You don't have to go nowhere, you know, or New York you might not. But like, if you're from anywhere beside those three cities, get the funk out to come back and let its show you some respect. Nothing really, because it won't you respect why you living there. It's gonna local way more love out here than I getta feel. Like. Yeah, he's right, he's saying right, you know what he's saying.
So where are you in your career right now? What I've been working in, you know, getting to the studio. You know, my little brother Friday just got signed, So I'm just working trying working on my way to get signed. You my family looking at me, like, all right, bro, your nets now that I'm just waiting on my time, you know, but you know everything takes patience sometimes, so I'm just waiting on my time. Hey man, you're in the number one podcast in the world right now, Michael
Blocks on the show. Exactly, Mike, what listeners are in a fucking Saudi Arabia? And then come on, don't underestimate this. Michael Blocks billions of years last week. Yeah, yeah, I'm just working on getting signed. Is that the hard part? Because you know we're here by a lot of these young singers that guests signed, you know next you know the game like you know is that they pell who signs you. I mean we have all these different stories from these guys that later on all these me too.
I mean when you have to like either like see with some fat, greasy woman or less some men touch your balls, like what is what? What goes on to get to that next level? Man? As the best way I can describe it, bro, it's like you come across the right person, the right person believes in you. It could change your life like that. So it's about connecting,
networking with people. Sometimes it's not even about how great you are, but sometimes you gotta know the right person or sometimes the right person got to hear you, to see where you're about to go, to see the town that you got within yourself, and to see where it can go. And they that's that's really what it's about, really all right? So do that can you? I Mean, because I've been around a lot of um, a lot of people. I know a few people I don't know
too much about the music of big people. You know, you know I'm not the video came here to see him like Mike, I know people you know, but like I don't. I've never you got kidnapped by Tyris Gibson on thing like block something. You know that. Yeah, you also gotta do what the music you do to make
blacks and like Philly is a wrapping city. PNB rocked a little loozy meek mil I'm a singer singer, so child child like the weekend you have you write your own song, so you're writer singer and the writer singer. All right, um, get the point. No, no, no, then do you have any any particular when you want to do for us the world word listening? Sing right now?
Or I can play something on the YouTube. Let's let's requested something like no, let John legends us good Charny's best for letim say, okay, I mean just it's it's U. It's like almost on some freestyle. Now I'm in my way up. People want change shop. The ones that say they love you, they be the ones that don't support you. People say they love me better off than the show me flew out to. Well, thank god I found my way, talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty.
So the ones that know me don't ever let money get in the way of low. You'll see people got to give the prophecy. All do you want to do is pray for me? Trying to find a real lady. I hope she's pretty like he me. So I just what I want to know? Who Amien? That's what he's a bad I g model, pretty beautiful. He's gonna find the wrong with me and probably yeah, well you should have said means, oh you know what, blacks and let's get a drink for she leave? What wouldn't definitely make
a bring us to drink? What do you want? Betfriend? No more? Didn't drive today, took over? I don't know what do you drink? I drink tequilla? She drinking? All right? That one? Shots? No shot? Can you sing us a Legen songs? Please? Something with with and then I'll take a shot, Mike. Can you sing that John Legends song? John's best friend? She was someone with mea in it? Can you do that? Oh ship? I'm sticking with dogs. I'm dog skinning. Find me some handy with some juice. Right,
you're not sponsored by Branson. Conya your friend nobody right, I'm in fact one time about that. Later, I have a liquor company. Soon you'll do so, Miya. I want to hear some riffs to give them the umbrella. Friend, Mike, I just want to request a song. It's a Fisher when I suck at. My patron page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday here to work on Thursday's movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer be censor about the social media companies. I will also be sharing
daily updates plus so announcements here. First see you on Patriot mother scus. Just let me know you do it. Let's go boys, ready, Miya. I'm trying to get to know yeah, Miya. I'm trying to get close to Oh yeah, I said me. Uh, I'm trying to get to know yeah yeah, to add us Bonny eat well, Michael Man, if you had two min outs, you get some pussy. You don't, Mike, to get is through their ears through the You gotta have some money, god, Mike, that is good.
All right, Let's get a Blacks and Ages in the building. Kika is in the building, Mike I think we should sign this little Matsaker in Matasaka Entertainment before yeah my drink, before Usher takes him from us. We should take him now. You have markers and pens. You know what our key is in the pen o Kelly Man, Oh my god, come closer. Cheers, this is uh Welcome to Los Angeles. I wish you guys are the best. I wish your success and you keep doing your things. Okay, cheers. Keep
getting the pussy up on the first night. No, I'm not doing okay, two weeks is better. And you you, I wish you are the best. Man, Keep doing your things. Cheers. A year, three or four months away. Trust me, Ye, it's my year. I'm gonna be bigger than this. Mike, you already beg Oh, black angel coming, come on, have us coming? Sing that song? I've got black songs angels pace, pay no mind. No, we throw up with the headache, all right, we did. No, it's not h How about
a Tyrris your favorite? How are you gonna act like that? Shows over? Why? He's cameras? Who show is over? Over? No? No, no, no, I just went I want to talk to him. Yeah, yeah, we got about It's been a fucking album. I have ship to do. Charny's best friend? Are we going Mike's best friend? You embarrassed me last night? You're taking a brief. Oh yeah, fifty likes me? My god, what's Michael not
talking to me right now? With this nigked? Last night we're hanging out, my boy fifties saying Chris Brown, he's drunk, just bothering you. Just leave along, he said to me. He's like, no, no, Mike, don't worry man. He speaking Philippino. I'm like, he is alone. What that means? It's a kid guy. You're that stun to sound like nice name, but he does. Yeah, he like, he said, he thanks for bothering me. Go, Yeah, he bothered. So I'm like, you know what's best friends? Yeah? He was gonna be
here today before the strip? Crap tonight? Can we throw big wins in and pitches? I don't know, we should ask sam Ethereum? Yeah, can we just throw save the future? Let's save want you get to save a whole token? Oh good idea, let's open tonight. I'll put thousands on it. So god, he made friends. Yeah, we gotta mia n f t uh memes very ugly. She did face were not Oh they you have to look like this, yeah,
they know with crypto. Ma, I'm like frowning, like that's like that face like why would I ever do that? Makes you miss U? Face that isn't ugly face? No one likes that. Don't like a frown ugly face face? Yeah, because you already ugly. Yeah, that's when for two point four million dollars like, trust me, I've been watching them anything. Oh my god, look at his face once song for five point one million before we started. But I better not,
you better stop was making me uncomfortable. He might. That's really cute. Well we're gonna make nft of that starting biddest three. So it's friends friends like the country friends had last Miss Francis and your name is France. My brother named Francis. Dope man. How about your friends blood his name Michael Blacks the same like you have the same in maybe fu n make you guys together bunk of America because you old chat support make funny. What's your what's your ugly face? Just do like a frown
like a like a mean look? What's your mean? Look like where you're example, somebody stole your panties at the laundryman. What would you say? Sorry, stopped your ass and you don't know who it was? Roundom stopped your ass at the club, what would you do? You're not gonna be smiling with bottle service. Without bottle services, I really broke, guys. Stop you at the club without service. She's gonna sleep with you the same minute, Michael, Come on, what I
have fun? Guys, Yeah, that's really fun. Educational today? What then did you learnt? And then the longer you sleep with a woman, the longer relationship last. No longer, no, no, The longer I take you to get the pussy, the more chance of her not being with you because you have a little and you waste out four periods. Motherfucker. Okay, Mike, not everybody likes a bladder infection. They're like juvenation. Well maybe a hysteric to me about that. I don't know
what that means, but it sounds like it's little. It's worse than a blad infection. You don't know about that. You don't you don't know that. Yeah, you just think, yeah, you are like a little the walls. You just hit the clip, Yeah, Donald Trump hit you fucking hitting guard in border walls. Yeah, well I think I've for joined us. I could follow because kicking I have a MIC's kicker dot Dia blows Kate, Kate, do you love me? It's
k I'm saying Kiki. Then we got fucking tyros Baby Junior were singing so eat dot d I blow b Hello, Kitty kitty dot d I a b l O right kick d blow. That's our Instagram? Is that your Twitter? And your tender as well? Tender? You know tender Mike, that Christmingo Christian where black people meet people never find love on those websites. Okay, I can't be on. I couldn't be on daddy side about your Michael Blacks tender. You're swiping on everybody. Mike, you should open us. Got
paid my tender like millions of dollars. I'm not going on. I have an a whole woman. Okay, I get one side. Pat your money. I'm not sucking that up. And firstance, what m I g is under school France to more underscorers and the number one? Wow? You both anything that's under schools, underschool friends, underscore, underscore the number one number one? Okay, did you go to public school in fairly Delfield. Yeah
I did. I did too. What actually went to school in like the suburb park though, parents trying to they trying to make a shout. Where are you gonna like around? I went to school it's called Coach with High went there, Yeah, because it was like going wan Chester. Yeah, that's crazy, man. You got no Philly more than you do. Trust me. You know Michael Blacks more than you. I was in Philly from nine you was was not even a sperm that he was exactly. I know Coach Vales right by
by by Chester, you on your way to like Kingdom. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, Mike. I've never seen fight each other on a podcast. My son that might be your son, for goodness, your mama. Yeah, he's too like child support has passed. And of course Francis miya frances Is as well minus Mia underscore Francis, could you spell it for those who went to Miami Public School? Am I A underscore f R A n C I and then three? I told you spell it the other time? Gone, yeah, yeah, so
luckily three. I don't know who has me of Francis, that's what you got, but my name when I try to get Michael Blackston was gone. But listen, when I contacted, I thought Mike Zucker somebody helped me take that ship back. No yet bullied him for that take it back and of course Chinese best Chinese underscore. No, I'm gonna change Mike, don't change it. I think underscore s cooler. No, it's not under scores for those who cannot get their fucking names. Okay,
oh that's it. Yes, cool. Like imagine if you try to go to get your name to like when you was born, your pacificate and like sorry, Christian Brera is gone, then you're gonna do a Christian underscore Cabrera. Michael Underscore Blackson. Yeah, that's your real name in high school. Motherfucker. No, thank you all for joining us. I hope you had a good time on Black When I Sucker Podcast. Chinese best Friend Kicker Kicking. Yeah, see you guys next week The
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