Mark Bucher

magic Mike would like if you had a concussion. It's like ready to or is it like Ryan or is it like got? This is this uh place called h Forever? The fun you doing? Shopping forever for men? That men? Yeah? Because I am forever twenty one. What are you wearing? Michael Blaxon? That the necklace you got there looks like very heavy Mrs Jealous, let me tell you by this necklace.

So yeah, I didn't go buy no new jurlry okay that My girl just left and before she left she said, hey, Mike, you have an old um backpack I could use, So I know. I got my old Gucci backpack in my guest room in the closet because I've been Gucci since since the black Face. I'm done with Gucci. I don't do Gucci at all. So she went, I said, yeah, I got the old backpack there. You know, mind you, I thought I lost this necklace two years ago. I

thought my stole it or was missing. So she went in there and found the bag and started emptying it because I had a bunch of jump in the bag. And she said, hey, mikey has I'm jeling this bag. I'm I thought I this was gone. So it was this and it was like some other ship, wasn't there fucking in the bag? Man? In fact, you know what else you got? There was like some fucking Michael Corpse watch. I mean, mind you. Yeah, MINEO was broke a few years ago, so I used to Yeah, I used to

wear a Michael Course watch. I just I just started wearing a Rolex like recently, so I had a Michael Course watch. In fact, you could have this motherfucker thanks, Mike, take it. Don't wear that ship no more. I made it in life. It looks like Felix. Yeah, it's it's Michael Course edition of its Rolex by Michael Course, Rolex by Michael Bloxam. So that's yours, man, And you know what the necklace. I'll think about it. I might just

end up, you know, giving it to you. But it looks very dangerous if somebody snatched that off your neck, your whole next gon full off. Looks very heavy. No, it's nothing heavy. It surely costs me. Like, it ain't cost me much. I mean, golden, golden went up since I brought it. But it ain't cost me much. It's somebody, dude, don't need to snatch it. They just be like, hey, it might give me a chain. I'm like, you hold the funk up, take it off nicely. You know I

need to mark my nag. You have this, bitch. In fact, here's three more dollars, motherfucker, care go get you lunch at Mr Child's. It looks like you joined the Ta six nine team with the colors you have right now. I did not. Man, only missing is a rainbow here. Yeah, this is uh, this is just SEPPI shoes. A friend of mine made his jacket in Chicago. See, sometimes I'll buy some ship and I always have a fucking something

to match it. So I bought I had this jacket in my closet, and then when I looked, I had a shoes to go with it. I got something to go with every fucking thing. Man. Yeah, absolutely, every time you have a shirt, you always have a shoes to match it. Yeah, you're you're the fashion like on of the year. Thanks man should nominate you. And you just dressed like you just don't dressed like a DV wanted pick up. He's like, give me the green shirt and the black blue boots and a yellow red hat, Puerto

Rican pants. Whatever my girlfriend washed is what you were. Yeah, So did you wash your clothes like the night before you come out or like she watches every day. So I'm confused what the words? Sometimes I'm like, did I just wear that yesterday? Because brown shoes? You just it's okay, say nobody cares about me or what I look. And you lost, like you lost some weight and then you found it, like a couple of hours later you lost yesterday you were skinning and then you found it. Yeah

I did talking about losing weight. Man, let's bring our first guest to the show food. He's in the right. He very good friend of mine. I met him actually with another good friend named David Steinberg, and we all actually was with Joe Biden. Wait before you got elected with Joe Biden. And this guy's in the food business. Um, you can probably tell you about looking at his size.

What's his name, Michael Blecks, Mark Butcher, give him a big hand, Ladies and gentlemen, Yes, Mark, Mark Butcher, welcome to film of your last name. That's alright, Michael Black. It's a silent team, Michael. There's no tea, there's no Kurt. I went to Chris Man. I went to Philadelphia Public School. That's who I blame. I blame all my ship on Philadelphia Public School. Okay, they thought me how to um spell you in the fresh Prince fresh prince ship. He he got, he made it. He went to West Philly.

I was in the Southwest Phillies. Really there's westerns where the southwest that's north, it's northeast. Who's cooler? Yeah? Cool? What really you're saying Southwest Philly? What part of I think Sophwall was more gangsters. I mean I think like those uh we had like our version of like being my back in the day. You know, so Softwaes was very, very dangerous. They have a street called King Sesson, but

no fucking Kingsley in the street. Okay. A bunch of robbers, motherfucker. Okay, but besides that, I mean, do think about these tough cities and make you tough, get you ready for the streets, you know. But for all that ship were talking my food, motherfucker. Yeah we're hungry. This guy's in into that. You just you got ready of your burg You had a burger change, had a burger chain, lots of burgers. And what happened? As I told you I was a five time world

burger champion. You like you look like you had a lot of burgers. That what I thought? He was like, you know, you do them hot dog contest. Yeah, the hot dog I thought. When food guys say you're like world champion or something, means you cook the best. When you say that the non food guys, I think you've eaten the most. So I, uh from d C. Yeah, uh, now question you know how you have? You always had

interest in food? Now? Actually might well? My mother was a lousy cook, so I had to learn how to cook. All right, all right, look like you, skinny, motherfuck I didn't look you know, I didn't learn how to cook at a you know, gonna fit in my clothes? So seriously, is that how my mother was terrible cook and uh me and my shister had to survive. So damn, that's amazing. I mean, how bad was it cooking? What? She didn't season? And I thought all white put on a season of food,

but she she said season he ship at all. You know. She made one thing which is like roast chicken, and we had it every night. So it's like when I cook, like I'm making my kids grain stew arrest duo. It's like either tomatoes two or the spinish stud. I've been cooking that since I was a kid way back in Africa. That's oh, I cooked for the red other green ship pick and choose. Motherfucker. Well, hopefully your kids turn out like like this young man here makes some money at

it because you're the worst. I'm not the fucking worst cook man, but not go ahead, tell us. And so she just made the same roastby same roast chicken. Roast chicken. One flies, one walks, the beef walks, the chicken flies. So she made roast chicken every night, and we just had enough of it so we weren't strike. My sister and I learned how to cook. We learned how to

cook by watching PBS Public broadcasting TV. So did you have to I mean, besides that, I used to have to go to cooking class and know what I see it? I did. I went to cooking, I went to colinary school, did that, graduated college, decided I want to cook, went to culinary school, got good at it, and then decided

I really didn't want to work in restaurants. Believe it or not, I worked in restaurants, but I didn't like going to work when all my buddies were coming home from work, you know, like they're all going out rocking and rolling in early twenties and I'm like going to work. So that was only gonna last so long because you know me. So I decided it was gonna own restaurants instead of work in restaurants. So you got rid of Now I want to getting with the burgers and more money.

You went from Burglar to what steak? So is it because more money and steak? Um? No, it was because someone called me and said I want to buy your company. Otherwise otherwise I would have had it. I still would have came. So you get off what you going to refuse? Yeah? And and and partners that I needed to get rid of. Okay, dope. But let me cut to the chase. Let me get to the point. Have you ever caught any of your employees sticking a dicking somebody's food because they piss them

just yours? Yet? No, no, no, no, not at my restaurants. But I've seen the videos for oh yeah, I know there's videos of you know, dudes and stuff and mashed potatoes and restaurants. We don't serve mash potatoes, but there's they're out there. Don't don't eat mess but the restaurant. And don't ever send your food back to the kitchen. Seriously. Well, I mean in my place, Mike always does that all the time. I don't if I send it back, I don't even want it anymore. Seriously, I try not to.

I used to date this one girl. She's getting treat the weight just like ship ship back. I'm like, all right, they're gonna beat the dig or breast booking your ship. You're gonna get pregnant. I have to eat this fucking food. Well, you know, they're at a famous friend chef who was a friend of mine, and very expensive restaurant in Washington, like the most expensive restaurant in Washington where you make a reservation and they call you back, Mr Blackson, we

want to confirm your reservation for Saturday night. Any dietary restrictions, anything we need to know about, and like no, we're cool. To get to the restaurant and the wife True story. Wife gets a servant and says, hey, look, I can't have anything with gluten sugar dairy, gluten sugar dairy. I prefer um, a vegan, grass fed, plant based meal. Friend server goes back to the kitchen, tells a chef who is a five pound friend chef, you hear him throw

the dishes in the kitchen. What the fuck? Comes out to the guest and he goes, madam, I just want to make sure we called you confirm your reservation. We asked you about any dietary restrictions and you said you didn't have any. But tonight you've got flower dairy butter. Oh she said no chocolate. He's like, madam, you need to leave her. I may you may die here, and

actually tossed her out of the restaurant. It's a fish page is nonline my weekly titty twosy thays supposed to get to Patreon, where they no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus so announcements. First see you on Patremon. What wow, that's crazy man. So, but that's the thing, right, if you're going to go out to eat at a restaurant, you kind of need to prepare what they have and let them know. But don't go crazy because when you

go crazy, they're gonna do some ship. So I mean being a cook, I mean, how is your wife a cook as well? Because she cooked? Because I mean, did she leave the responsibility to you now that you know you're not a cook food? She like fun that ship? I'm gonna going so going home deep with motherfucker you could. So here's the hard thing. In my house. I've seen your fridge. You don't have the same problem in this house. But in my house, I live in a house of

all women. I've got four daughters and a wife, and they all think they're expert cooks. Oh and there's only one that can really cook. Well, my wife isn't one of them. So she may be cooking in the kitchen and she of course can't stand it when I'm like in the kitchen because I'm looking down like shaking my head. What what? What? Well? Turn the heat up? What? I

don't want to burning it? How about put some salt in it so when she's not looking at me and my kids, put salt and ship and her food she's cooking, so just so we can eat it. Do you like the judge of Hill's kitchen? Right, But just so we can eat her food, so it's passable. It's terrible. And of course I'm gonna get divorced after she hears this. But it's terrible. Yeah, I'm sure she won't to hear this. It's only in this uh, in the hood. She wouldn't

listen to this. This is only play. Moving in with you and I'll cook here every night. Okay, you can move, she ass out. I have to stand in the room with all my old Gucci stuff in it that I've abandoned. But she's terrible cooking. Some of my girls are good cooks. But yeah, you know what, I stopped cooking at home. So I've got I've got me and one daughter who are meat eaters. I've got a vegan, I've got a kind of vegetarian. And then I've got a gluten free

dairy free gluten free dairy free vegan wife. So I'm not making like four dinners. Yeah, at least he's taking You're digging a healthy pussy. That's all I got to say about them. And that's that's a good thing, right, not longel that pussy gonna last long? Because you know, women to eat everything. You know, wait, go ahead one women that eat everything. This is like gospel. No no, no, I'm just like eat pork, chicken, drinking. Ok. Just it's

it's a lot, you know. It's a difference. Well, yeah, I think it's a difference in the in the coucie with the yeah, we don't know what what. Yeah, it's gonna get fat up. But I'm saying at the same time, like it's better. Peace smells better. Don't don't eat this is not good for you. It makes everything smells funny for real, makes funny. Make sure for men and women like my com We got my comor? I think, so damn what is healthy? What should we eat to keep?

If I want to like have a healthy but I want a baby to have all these toes don't come up with three fingers and three testicles and two dicks. What do I do for this little baby to come out healthy. What should I think he would like that? Like? Three? Truth is, I don't. I don't think we really know what to believe anymore, right, I mean we we both grew up similar generation, and we grew up and they kept saying we eat low fat foods, eat um, stay away from carbon hydrates. And then it was stay away

from sugar. And then they came out like a month or two ago and said, actually, higher fat foods are better for you, and stay away from the sugar. And it's like, well, which is it. Do you want me to stay away from sugar or eating higher fat foods and carbon hydrates are okay in certain amounts. I don't think anyone really is telling us to straight scoop. So I just eat moderation. Yeah, just as eat what you want to eat, man, eat what you want, ship what you want to ship. Yeah, I see I eat. But

see you African guys, you eat everything. Yeah you have. I think you know. I mean I stopped doing milk dairy, and I think you know that's healthy for some reason. If you stop drinking milk for some reason, I think for some reason, you're gonna you're gonna be more healthy. That's what I heard from so I heard that from organic doctors. Organic. Yea, the first person to drink the milk. Something comes out of a cow, let's drink it, let's try it. Comes up with that? It is true? Yeah,

who came up with that idea? I want to know who came up with eating gold milk all that? Who's the first one to try it? I mean, I guess the same as breath. What you gotta drink titty milk? Motherfucker, we do grow and be sucking titties, so you gotta get milk from somewhere. I can't go like, you know, all I sudden squeeze your pregnant wife's titties, like you think that's where it came from. Someone's on so much titty and they go, we need to get some warm

milk and they turn the room. They said, a big fat cow and that's the answer. No. I think that a lady had a fucking baby and she baby is crying. She put the baby by the titties and babies something that felt like a fucking nipple and like, you know, what is this? And it put it into my other suthing milk came out all this on the cows and body got nipples and ship. But he suckingboty titties. I think it came from um. You know, God, God forgive us for this. But I think he was just trying

to feed us. I just don't think we should drink cows. Fucking milk, cow contsh everything. But I think it's in the Bible. The virgin Mary started bridge feeding Jesus baby Jesus, and the whole world start, how can she? But she she's virgin, but she had Jesus, so you think milk can she thinks Jesus. He's trying to tell me Jesus sucked titties. I mean she he was baby Jesus. Of course, where is he gonna There was no wing that Bible was said, and the ABC baby Jesus dies, I sucked

the titties. It's not in the Bible in no script version are you talking about. It's not. It's definitely not the King James version, the African Jesus version. I just think humans should drink human milk. I really think we should. Fine, women should just designated pregnant women should just be hired to give us milk. Cereal as a dull yet poor squeeze cities, they get higher tens. You can start that. Let me. Oh, it's already in the business. Cow you

drink cows milk milk. We should not be drinking the muscle people drink human milk. No, yeah, it's true story. I heard it. What my friend, what are you reading where? What? Yeah? They buy milk for girls, the pregnant people. Seriously, actually the story, Mike, google it. The breast smokers taste when that time you had breast When the last time you had breast milk on any of you yesterday? Have probably

one too. No, No, I'm just someone you late. When the last time your wife was pregnant with your last baby, you didn't accidentally suck the milk, No, suck your wife. You didn't your wife titty's watching its pregnant each other, not milk. There's a differences difference. Last time my lady was pregnant. I know for a fact, I drank some titty milk. Yeah, and it tastes like your baby is don't like three years old? Man, we just suck your lady. You drink your baby's food. You suck ass. So yeah,

I know that's why. Yeah, that's formula. Because I drink all the milk, so you were getting getting on and getting a snack. No, no, no, I mean I was just I was curious to what it tastes like. It's been so long since I stuck the titty when I was a baby Africa. I'm not sure how long my mother breath fed me for because sometimes Africans just forget that you are not a baby anymore. And you three years old and bringing the titty to the school for your you kind of see that. So where's the cut off?

Where's the cut off? Breastfeeding? Stand up next time, mother in the middle of the mall, and when the milk stops coming, that's when you stop. You suck at things can stop and don't stop if you keep taking it. Seriously, I have nine brothers, go flat. I have nine brothers, sisters. It never stops. She's my mom pregnant every year. I mean, it's what you get, like a three months break, like

a year and a half a break. Yeah, like all of you are like nine months, brothers a year older than me, other brothers older than so like, just wait it once come out of the other one. Just body's like a litter. Yeah, so but you so he's okay to drink milk. I mean as I mean, you're not a nutritionist. You just restaurant guy to sell. Give it everybody. Well, then they want to eat right. You want to goddamn steak with milk on it, and you're donna get it right?

I mean, is that? What do you what do you? What do you suggests health? Let's just healthy? Yes? Or what's not healthy? Oh? I think you know. It used to be that the heavier you were, the more wealthy you were. Forgot at the beginning of time. The heavier you were, the more wealthy you are. It has completely reversed reverse. The heavier you are now, the the less access you have to quality food because America has gotten really good at making burgers that are bad for you.

So everything's flipped. It's inverse, so you know, and we're the best at processing food so we can for you know, I think the average the school lunch program now they pay schools a dollar nine for school lunches for kids. You can't serve a steak or a chicken breast at that. You've gotta process some things that you make a chicken nugget or you make or hot dogs. Right, the United States of America were the best at coming up with this garbage food that's cheap, highly processed. So I stay

away from that. I stay away from you said about the bigger because Africa, it was like that for a very long time when I was at home, and it's the kid back home. The bigger you are, the fatter you, more riches because rich people ate every day, you know, and it's sided around. Did nothing because there was the seth where everybody whatever they had people work for them and do everything. So when I came to America, I

thought it was the same thing. I was doing a big as crazy as bitches, thinking that the fact of the are the rich of they are. And I was like, hey, I see a factory factor, give me enough. I see a skinning here, Get your brooke ass out of here. I thought the skinny bitches was broken, the big women was. I thought Oprah was. I thought Oprah was rich. Did she lost? I thought she lost her money? I said it,

bitch were broken. But there's yeah, that's very true. But things that have definitely reversed the same, No, they they came to American eye. You're fucking sucking up the whole word. Man, You're colonizing my fucking contents every America America crooking controls. And the problem food is you go to um. People that go out to get lunch when they work back when we're working in officers, right, they gotta get lunch, and if lunch was more than a certain amount of money,

they would say, I can't do it. So the cheaper the lot was, the better the lunch was. Right. I had the greatest lunch spot at six blocks. You know, it's usually the worst food for you, So cheap became good. You see what I'm saying. And good isn't cheap. So when you go to a steak place and you get a steak that's not messed around with, that's fifty, it's

really good food, but it's really expensive. Um. So we've got there's definitely a problem in this country in terms of access to high quality food at a reasonable price. And I think that's going to be the big change. What's up, Marascas? This is African King Up Comedy Michael Blacks A question. Ah, you subscribe to my podcast, The

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motherfucker are you getting you goddamn cow? But but I mean, let's talk about the pandemic and restaurants. How is that affecting you guys. I mean, there's never any way you could see this coming. Even though the warnings were there, we had no idea of how deep and how drastic it was gonna get. You know, back back in the beginning of March, I was actually with you. We had dinner out here in February, and the February right before all hell broke loose, right and um on March three,

I remember the date, and I'll tell you why. They said, if you're over the age of seventy five, to stay inside and keep yourself away from the general public until the thing blows over it with four Phase one, Phase two, our phase three, and we went out and said, if anyone knows anyone that's staying home alone, we'll deliver them a free steak dinner. And we did that thirty thousand

meals later, just to make sure they got food. Because they're their access to food got cut off because a if you're eighty, you're not good on a smartphone, you're not good on the internet. You're not ordering a delivery service to bring you food, and you're definitely not ordering groceries to be delivered to you. You just don't know how to do it. UM. So it changed my world. Instead of having a restaurant where people came to me

to dine, I was bringing bringing free food to them. Well, what a nice guy, right, And then we had UM and then we had people ordering for delivery. Well, we're a steak place. So now I got to figure out how to change my whole food packaging because when you leave a restaurant, by the way, you know, Asian restaurants had had this perfected for the last fifty years. This packaged right, but we didn't have that packaging. So we

had to figure out how to pack it. So it got to your house and it was hot and you could eat it and it was reasonable and it was good because to go packaging at restaurants were docky bags until this happened. Really you wanted to get food take home. It was the same food he took left over someone with. So we had to change all that ship make it a little look pretty and everything. Yeah, and we had to do it fast or you were dead because people were giving you one opportunity and then if you didn't

come through, you're out of business. And I know just a ship ton of restaurants that have just completely burned out. Yeah, it just horrible. That changed. So so now we got food being delivered all the time instead of customers coming in. I sit in the middle of my restaurant on a Tuesday night and it's empty. There's no one eating in it because they're not allowed to all the foods going out the door. What am I gonna do my employees?

What I'm gonna at my staff? So we made the decision early on me and my business partners to keep everybody. We kept everybody on payroll. That was very nice and very nice of you. You're feeding everybody, give everybody their jobs. The smartest thing we did we formed a nonprofit that we were. We then raised money at a nonprofit level to provide those free meals, so that allowed money to come in that was to act deductible, so we kept

our restaurants moving, kept people fed. And now that we're kind of coming out of it, the nonprofits kind of got a life of its own. So now you guys are back. You guys are right now, you're currently back open occupancy. God it sucks. Are you still? Are you still send your food as well? Yeah? And we talked to me a tense so like when we went out dinner last night and I'm in awe of how l

A is handled outside dining. It's gorgeous. You know, back home awhere we got these big tents with sides and big diesel heaters and and ship because it's snowing and it's twenty degrees and it's cold. But you know, six more weeks we'll get through it. But you know we got I got vaccinated. Restaurant workers were one B and DC, so we're second. Damn we fucking we have fucking podcast. Hold who probably last on a fucking lizavacimation. Don't you come work on my restaurant for one night that we

make resta worker. Are you guys hirings are yeah? You know I'm hiring right now? Give me skills? Yeah, I do. What could be front this? We come to what's your original name is? Let me let me hear you say, thanks for calling medium yr, thanks for calling medium rare. He may help you hired. What are you gonna do that? I would be the nice security, nice security, thank you, because nice security. I could not beat it. And it's still think I'm so so. How would you handle a

unruly guess what you mean? Unruly guessed? Little too much of drink in the little restaurant? How would you handle that? How much you pay me? A fucking our motherfucker? I'm not risking my life for fucking ten dollars an hour thirty an I'm probably you know I'm ready to fight. Motherfucker's did you know the less mona fight? Which is does it come with pepper spray? I would pay you fifty you know what, I'd pay you a thousand dollars for an hour to see you get in a fight

with someone. If I can video it, we could sell that on YouTube for a lot. Because I don't cool. Then I get the money back, alright, just one I'm working how many? I'm working ten hours that day my first ten thousand dollars? All right, then I need ten fights? Well I gotta fight ten? Mother? Can I fight one? Fat motherfucker? Yeah? Sure? What my blacks and Angels, can you commit for one seconds? I wanted a lot of fights. I want to know, like, come on, both of you,

come up here. I want to haven't seen ladies? I wanted can you? I mean, what do you think they need to eat? Less off or more of? I hope your wife not you don't look at the blessing Angels asked, don't worry. His wife is not going to be looking at this. It's gonna be in Philadelphia TV in the southeast side, southwest gonna watch us. Not many people don't want to be divorce after like, what do you suggest she's exactly? I ain't sound like a dick, is what

she's trying to eat? Sausage eight playing been Nanna's hot darts, carrots? Actually have any question for them? For the He's well, he's not a master chef. He just he doesn't cook anymore. He just rut the restaurants. Now. He took the easy way out after okay, he just take trips and go taste the food and just lay people off. Cook for you. I'll cook for you. Can you cook okay? Can you cook food food? No? Exactly, motherfucker. You can for me. So you cook for me, bitch, I'll cook for you.

You better eat my ship too, motherfucker. Get some cow tongue fish eyes. I wanted. I got a new show for you. We're gonna call it hell no kitchen. That's all. No kitchen and you're cooking. Hell no, hell no kitchen, but Michael Block, Yeah, hell'll know. Here's my fish eyes. Hell no. What do you ladies eat that make your Is it like an ass? Food? The jack? I think what I eat that I shouldn't be eating. Seriously, it's cheese.

I don't think there is are good for you. We were talking about the milk and I'm Italian, I'm half Italian, so my weakness is definitely cheese. And we talked about breastfeeding earlier. Did you have you have a child? Yeah, I didn't breastfeed them selfish and ask, motherfucker you're still here down here, hold the hold. The breastfeeding destinates? That's true? Does it really? I think so God, you poor a kid don't know what he's missing. I sucked at it's painful.

Yeah he tried. Yeah, everyone tries a little bit. Everyone kind of tries. I think everyone kind of starts with a good intention. Kicky, would you breastfeed? Yeah? I would try to breastfeed, but I'm not sure if I can because of my plants. They said, there's like, so you think if no, I had to get a left and stuff. So they said, like, there's a chance that I might not be able to. So you're trying to tell me if he if he breath for the kid, the kick takes silicon and you can grow like a plastic baby

milk with someone else and then somewhere else. I heard. I just heard about the last month because my friends girlfriend's pregnant again. Wait me again. I mean when a when a woman's milk comes in, there breast get huge. So I wonder what happens post implant when milk comes in, does everything still get huge? I don't have oh you natural ties, mine naples. Everything is by the way that sometimes people borrow my nipples, but they're mine. They're mainly mine. Yours,

good boy, yours. You have to receipt to right. Yeah, okay, how much was it? I did get a left. So when you get a left, though, they actually take your nipples off. Oh my god, they take your nipples. They take nipples off and then resize them and stuff and like take skin off so that your breast can be left it again. So that's why I might not be

able to right. So do your dennists have like now your dannist, your titty doctor, does he have like a bunch of nipples hanging around it in the office they put your old Yeah, they just shape them, they cut them out, then they put them back on. You can't see there's no extra nipples if he's just like, hey, can I just get a third nipple? And sometimes you know, you when you play with titties, like you to titties and then you got to the should be a titty

in the middle. I always thought it should be a titty extra. Yes, I'm sure somebody in the world has that. Yeah, we got people with your mouth is just left alone, like he needs something. That's a great idea, you know, you know, here's got to shut up, just like animals like dogs have literally, yeah, we have to what are you doing yeah, Mike would get a good thing out of a gutter. I'm sorry, man, I apologize. I just missed my mother's titties. That so you have two apples,

should right? Two years? Two eyes? You know what's crazy? When I went to Africa, took my grandfriend with me, so I had my grandfriend took a picture of my mother, and I was like, dann the titties I used to suck in the titties. I'm sucking that altogether in one place, so beautiful. Nothing changed but my mother's titties on her knees. Cat man, that's changed to Michael Black. But you got your money, Now you get a vexed my mom. She's

seventies seven years or I'm not sucking lifting her titties. Okay, Mike, maybe she's You know she's gonna get all in love. Give my seventy seven your mother and she must well get a only fans page too. Idea, my mother is not getting only fans. He's not working. Well, get her titties lifted. I'm gonna take a doctor. Mind me see if you could give a bbl but transfer I get the fat transfer, like, get her some fat from up. But to putting her titties to lift it up. It's

a great idea. Your mom will love you for the rest of her lives. I'm not doing it to my mother. Well, what we learned, so now l A, like you said were eating outside that you guys in the East Coast, you guys are outdoor intent like people in winter jackets and hats and mits and gloves and scarves eating. Yeah. I heard people in Chicago, like they built iglues outside of the restaurant just for you to eat. So here's the question. I'm glad you brought that up. There's brains

in the room. So if you're in, if they're not letting you eat inside, but they're putting you in, we're all a field. Is there any real difference? I honestly think it is because the circulation, the type of ventilation or whatever whatever they created so that there is some fluctuation of air. But I just think it's such a waste of money. It's so much money for the plexiglass, the heaters. We were talking about this just ten grand a month, the disposable menu, all that it's added costs.

So what we did, we did the tensive. We let the side off Okay, how long but they're so freezing? How long this she gonna last? When do you think we'll go back to going to a restaurant enough food? And then let's like how it's coming soon? Actually, I think I think the first step is the kids going back to school and we get back to a little bit of normalcy there. And then you know, there's a million or two million vaccines a day going out now, so well, you know what, there's true. The kids are

like the it lived, it's true, super spritter. But a two million vaccines today, you know another month or two will be pretty close to somewhat backed normal until the next one. Yeah, but everybody, But there are a lot of kids, a lot of people that are scared of us. They don't want to take the vascination. And then what are they going to make him mandatory? I don't know. I don't know if they can do that. But it

was nothing. I did it. It really was nothing. Sited picture nothing here, It grew longer, no, nothing, which one you got the fighter, the man macdonna. It's not like a fucking like a side effect. It hurt a little bit, Yeah, it hurt a little bit. Where I got the shot initially, but it went away like two days. But nothing, man, you know what I had like a running nose after the second one for like a weekend, but that was it. You saw that was running. It wasn't coming out of

your nose. Yeah, you know it's funny, breast. Oh my god, you never ended this show right now? Heard a little nose that turned gay because of the baccine? You think? So, yeah, he was gay before the vascine came out and more gay? What's more gay? Chinese best friend like that all the time. So that's an actually in side effect you're saying, that's what he said. I mean, it's all over the news l A weekly dr Black he became gay because what do you think he became mortgage? I think somebody said

that like some politics. I don't understand, not only him, a lot of people they turned gay because of the vaccine. Don't pay what happens If that happens to you, you turn like Caitlyn General. What you're gonna do if that's another show? If I turned to kid, I'll be a billionaire like him. I'll be rich instantly. Michelle back, it's another for you. Let's get Ryan Seacrest on the The Journey. I would be the first gay guy that only likes pussy. I don't think you'd be the first guy be the

first one. You'd be the first guy from Africa. Maybe that what that is gay? And like vagina, Like what's on this gig? Guy? He just just get the pussy at the time, Like, yeah, I don't know, man, just just just like you know. Caitlin Jenner is the same thing. He doesn't like dick. He likes pussy, but he likes to dress like he's a girl. What. Yeah, that's a whole different show. He don't like dick. She had the whole transition though, right, Yeah, he don't like the whole. No,

not the whole, not the whole. No, he doesn't like she Caitlyn Jenner don't like boys. There's nothing only girls. No, but I saw a picture of him. Didn't know this, No, like that was the you should do the whole transition. I hope you do it. I'm not my feelings would practice on me. Yeah, probably throw rocks at you, but they like fifty million. What am I gonna do with fifty million? Dude, you're talking for ten grand. You'd be getting to fight my restaurant. There's gotta be a right.

I haven't four since eighth grade. I don't know. I don't given to the shot. Gotta be a number. What you mean? Whatever? No, I'm not. I'm not transitioning. I just no money. If people are gay out of homeless, that's a little bit too harsh for me my own perspective, right, So being homeless are transitioning with me, I'll be homeless. Nothing against the Thank you for joining us. Edit this part our sponsors, because sponsors no disrespective you know, gays

or whatever you do. Whatever we do is okay with you. I just have. I just just like vagina, and I'm gonna always beat that way the same. Mike, do you like the butt hole to like nothing but shoot out of I do do out of my butt. I fought, and that's that. It's a fishing. When I sunk out my patron pages now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively a Patreon, where they no longer be sensed about the social media companies. I would also be

sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon, mother sas your mouth don't go any close tweet me to look at a woman's ass. I look at woman's ass. Yeah, I don't want to look at my ass his best friend. Would you let kick his ass? No, Mike, because I mean currently in a very happy relationship. Do you lick your wife's butt or your girlfriend's not corny? Man, but look just like yours? You know what I mean?

Accidentally it ass. I'm not gonna drive by ass liquor, got like I'm driving by an excellent And then I just kept going, Okay, what taste like? Well, what she ate? That's why he lead the cow fucking milk alan And then she could. I mean, if you eat eyeballs and feet, it's not chicken feed. Chicken feed that has no real stuff to fish eyes. Chicken feed gero half no zero zero. I love chicken feed feed. Well, what we learned from this today is the head according to him, restaurant be open.

Future of restaurant is very soon, right, Jesus Christ may not giving me the hope, motherfucker. What is the what are the restaurant meetings? What are you guys saying these meetings we're gonna you know, crying, who's paying rent this month? Yeah? I mean So did you get did you guys apply

for those loans those p p P Yeah, had had to. Well, you know, the truth is, like I said, we decided to want to keep everybody, all of our employees, because the worst thing that comes out of this is if I got to rehire all new people and retrain them and go through like I'm opening all over again. Right, So it was worth the money to keep them. But we relied on those PPP loans to keep them working.

So I had them delivering food we had like we used them for other things, so our servers weren't serving there were no table How did you give you? Do you give you money on? Depend on how? Because I heard companies gett like eight million dollars based on payroll. It's based on payroll and operating and operating senses. So you use a form a formula based on your payroll and your rent and your utilities and what it costs

to keep you going. The first one kept you going for like two or three months, and then you hope for forgiveness, and then you applied for the second one, um, and then it keeps you going. It's just if if you can, but applying for it's not easy. You gotta have yours. It's come to you for work and tons of detail. And you know, when you're in a business that's in stress and your world is falling apart, you can't sit down for twelve hours and pull together all

these you're just your world's collapsing. So a lot of people just didn't apply because it's just too hard, too emotional to do it. You get get back and look at it. Do you have? Eventually you have to pay some of that back? Right? All of it? Some of it? I mean, if you used it for the purposes, for the intended purposes, it was forgiven, the first one, the second one. It's kind of whether it's going to be turned into a loan or forgiven is unclear. But you

need to can't look. I mean you need the cash. You need to cash. Um, what nice to you to keep all your imp that's yes to that. You're a good man. Yes, ladies, you're gonna open one in l A. We are. I'm actually out here looking for sites all right. Man, we're gonna eat that. Yeah, but are you gonna pay and not pay? Uh? Can I get it like a play discount? You're gonna be my bouncher. I'll be the bouncer at night time because in my nighttime I just call our sake and still get paid. He will post

you on ig shut out. I want a job, man, I'm tired being Michael Blackson. I want to be. I want to be security. I want to welcome to the motherfucker. What's it called real steak? Why don't we just give you a job? Why don't we give you a job like you did back in the airlines? We just load and unload the bar. No, I want to be. I want to greet. Can I be the greeter? Sure? You know, like I want to be too? Motherfucker? Does I just tad well, greet you, greet me last, and they greet

you first, and just be a ballet. They make a lot of tips. Yeah, but you also drink a lot, so you might. I'm a liabel. I think both of you would be a liability action. Now. I just want to I want to be. I want to seat them, you know, and see that the ugly people waiting a back in the corner. We went this sawd us in the corner where nobody could see us. I think because we're probably not that cute, you know, they're under instrument. Beauty.

We miss a child yesterday and it sawed us in this little corner really and nobody's sawe deal was put me in the front where everybody walking around they think you missed a child? Motherfuck? Are you Chinese? Is that? Yeah? Mr Child is here. Make anybody feel true true Chinese eating Chinese restaurants. It's good? Yeah, good what they say. We've all heard that the Chinese Chinese are eating Chinese restaurant. The food mustly good. Rights of Africa, you know, Philippino

Michael me Chinese best friend. Well, miss child an that yeah, you still got charge me so much for a duck hundred and ninety eight dollars, but the duck that pregnant. Hold up there was at let me tell some sit down last night and Michaels like, just bring any whatever you want. You said, just bring whatever you want. Yeah, I that because I was in pain. He's bill us. So there were four of us. It's four, oh, Michael said, just because I bring you whatever you like, I take

care of you. Any food allergies. Michael says, no dairy, right, So I got you. We thought we were done eating after the attah, right, I thought I was done bringing I'm jacking the ship out of us. I'll tell you what do you think? But by the way, it was my pleasure. Let me guess. I'm gonna guess, Mike. I went there with four people too, and they brought everything, and you know, I'm just gonna guess. The fourteen hundred dollars. Okay, Well, we didn't want to champagne. I think had two, four,

six seven, maybe ten? Yes. Oh, I always say eleven thirty three, like rices are restaurants, and ninety nine that's probably closest. I like that. How about you people in one? What people eat at Mr Child's. Yeah, I'll say, like a thousand dollars and a thousand fifty thousand fifty and you get the washer dryer set too? Is it including tip or not including tips? It's you're just not she's fifty dollars more, okay, she's what is not including? Okay?

Exactly eleven eighty three, you said ten fifty, You said fourteen hundred, he said nine. Okay, now more, No, the closest one. So like what eight hundred six h no preaching about it. I went there with six hund dollars in my pocket. But it's going now yeah, wow, that's Bad's only six hundred dollars. I must play it. I should have told three grands three Michael, three grand. It was not bad at all. So it's about like a hundred and fifty dollars a person by each well I had,

I had two drinks. I had to. You had to um and um Monica had to and I think he had one. Right, you guys didn't order the You guys, I don't know how shocked he didn't bring it because it was much thing on the menu. That's how the duck got me. Got you, Yeah, yeah, you got you got your dinner meeting, well ship, um, thank you for joining us. Yeah ball tonight we found out that you know, I don't know what. Then we learned Chinese best friend, I learned that breastfeeding is good for you until your

age three. Well, just joking. I learned, um, well, she said cheese is not good. So I'm I'm I'm a non dairy. I'm I'm sticking from dare we But overall the economy, we expected restaurants to open up, hopefully in the next few months or so. Yeah, right, by the year. That's not I hope you do it a few months. You're a friend of a very good heart. We learned a lot of love in the world. That keep your

employees paid them. You get the fucking loan, you might as well give it to the motherfucker's right, give it to them. If you're not, it comes back and get you. Yeah, you're right always, that's good. And if you want to get game more ass, just eat more chicken, right, lady, chicken or a bunch of rice. All right, thanks for the everything. We learned a lot today. Hey, this is this drink on? This champagne? Is by? Is it a Branson champage? Was it champagne? Champagne is called Let's shaman?

Do I Mike Brand? What's so complicated? Yes? It's Chinese? Cheers brothers, Yeah, chess, chess. And before we leave, let's plug instagrams of course. Um, and they can find your restaurant. Where is where can it come? Eat it with medium in and around Washington, d C? Meetum in and around. It's right, three have three locations, three locations in d C. Okay, meetum rare um and we have does the restaurant have Instagram? Medium?

Rare DC, meetium rare d c okay and then ladies give me I G so they group that last follow you n A d I Milano, m I l A m Italy l K E K E dot Diablo love like the Devil Demon time. Chinese best friend? What's you name me? Chinese best friend? My instagram is Chinese best friend. Can you believe nobody else? That's crazy? Right? I've been to go lockdown African best friend an Well, thank you all for joining us, being your host, my co host, Mike,

thanks Mark, thanks for joining us. Nadia Kiki appreciate everything with silent book book trying to make it sound freak. Buker Buker. I want to book Buker a beauche. You got close. Michael blinkson. Thank you, Thank you very much. Michael blinks thank you. I see how Motherfucker's next week when the fun guys we aren't see the mother stuck a podcast with me, Michael Blackson. It's a cavery audio production brought to you by all Her Radio and The

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