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when is that guy versuch? You gonna sign you a contracts on my floor? I need a contract man. They need to pay me to wear their fucking clothes. Yeah. I can't believe you're still paying for that. It should be free, relievable. The African king have comedy, Michael Blackson, wearing your clothing every day? Still have no contract? They should be paying a million dollars every time you wear it. That's a lot of money. I'll be changing clothes every second, Mike.

Don't underestimate your fame, Michael blocks, So you're pretty famous. I didn't really Maybe I'm just humbled man. No, it's not how famous am I? You're pretty famous. I was looking at your TikTok analytics. You had over one point seven billion views on TikTok alone. Do everybody have that many views on TikTok? Yeah, and it's facts. I have it on my phone. I could shoot them. Is the real views? It earned? It not? You didn't pay for none of this. No. I worked for Mosaka podcast. They

don't pay much. We haven't got paid yet anyways, it's been six months, but there's no way I would be paying for what they say you were faster. That's probably why I think you were faster. You have to eat. What are you wearing? Myth? This is some more free clothes. Yeah, it's one of your friends. D m me after you gave me that last uh triple o g the first episode, I think right, he's like, oh my god, thanks for

wearing my clothing. Uh the Gary Owen Show. I was wearing that one triple o G. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, and then this guy gave me like fifty of them for a lot of Thank you so much. That's good man. If you're listening to sing Chinese best from some clothes and do me a favorite, I'm not sending on your clothes because I'm not gonna wear it unless it's for Stay on the Flower. Oh. We I've been so many places in my life. I've sung a lot of songs, and I sing this song for you. You're turning Chinese

best friend, Mike, You're pretty good. Luther vandros Ain't got shipped on you? You think so? Yeah? You think If I don't make it as a comedian, I could make it as a singer. Yeah. You should be a singer, like a love song, like a wedding singer. Like just like Afro afro beat, this slash love song singer. Okay, like afro beat mixed with R and B. Yeah, they should have that Affro R and B. Yeah, you'll be a perfect match. But you sing better than me. Could

you sing that? What's that song you be? Oh? I know, let me take a ship first. I've sing one song. What song is that? It's gonna be a duet? Sing that fri Ince Andatra song, which one I only know how to sing, the Stevie Wonder song. Now the time is near, and now the time is near, and so I face the final curtain. M And where's the fucking lyrics? We don't tell his best friend I love that song. Man, Excuse I stay my case of which I'm certain, my friends, Huh,

I've lived life that's full. I've traveled it and every high way and more much more than this. I did it, my ring. Hold up, we're done yet. Regrets. I've had a few and no regrets. Had a bet too, but too few to mention, my friends. I'll stay clear. I state my case of which I'm certain. Right, where's Brendan? We need the rest? I did it, I did it my who Hey, Mike, we should perform right like a no? Not the Grammys were in the bathroom. Yeah, that would

be great. I mean there's no audience. Should be we should be fineral singers. Yeah, because right now, especially COVID, the only one is going to be in the funeral is the dead man. There's no audience, that's right, So we can't funk up their ears. Yeah, we even though we don't know. The lyrics were good. That's a great idea, singer doing COVID. Oh, Mike, you want to see the rest? I love you know? Yes, there were times or the one second we gotta be Yeah, we all gonna be together.

I won't do this together. Chinnes's best friend. I like that part right there, and a good choice. Yeah, the end is near. It's so I face the final curtain. My friends. I'll say clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I traveled each and every high way. I more much more in this. I did it my way. Regrets I I've had a few, butter then again, too f you to mention. I did what I had to do. I saw it

through without examon. I plan each charting course, each careful step along the bye way, and more much more than this, I did my way. Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew when I bit off more than I could you do. When that went out, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all. And notice the tall and my way. What has a gun not himself? I think this is different version. This is the wrong one. This is the German version, Michael, I got the German version,

and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious, no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and boys the man not on their prime, like now when they say you got a good voice, man, especially if this thing don't work out with podcasts you should try off like American Idol or something. Oh, probably not, I'm too old. Well, how do you have to be doing American Idol? I think you have to be like seventeen to twenty one

or something for real. No, I don't know. Probably we gotta be something like a senior citizen version of it coming up soon, like a senior Idol. Yes, who's gonna be the freaking guy? Nam? What is that? The judge probably Lana Richie Stevie Wonder And the guy from the verses the other day was the guy that did the song where r Kelly was his name? Oh yeah, yeah, it's a bunch of them, Steve. It's still no good man, those guys like in the early thousands. Man, it's still good.

That was the craziest show I've ever seen that. I wasn't that. You know. Their alphice alone made me just as I had a turn. They just Mike for two years, I haven't seen twelve senior citizens hang out with each other. They must got the Johnson and Johnson COVID shots. What what? Oh, there's there? They probably had the Johnson Johnson just one shot, did you know that? Yeah? The other ones is like two shots. You take one, and like three weeks later

they took another shot. Johnson Johnson is one shot, but I guess that's giving it to get the niggas. Johnson Johnson one shot. Yeah, I know who's the guy that made it? Magic Johnson. Yeah, you're smart. Is that why it's called Johnson Johnson? Mike, you should join Jeopardy. You're fucking pretty intelligent. What is Magic Johnson? Yeah, he's the he's the spokesperson. Wait for the Johnson Johnson shot. Yeah, I got do will check that Chinese best he love

to fucking much. I got my news from Gunna News exactly. It's real news. It's not real news, maybe not real time, but is there anything close to the crazy nigue On news? Yeah that's you. Yeah, it's pretty close. That's pretty good. Oh man, So let's see what's what's going on before I even bring my guests. Let me see why. How can I relate my guests or something besides just um uh sex? Oh? It s a x x X goodness. You know the first ofme, I saw how she was

like on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was watching, but I knew I had a lout of lotion around like Johnson and Johns baby, Johnson and Johnson baby. That's it. That's how it relates. Johnson Johnson baby oil. Oh, that's how I relate to my guests. Really yes, so um that means you're gonna take it Jonson and Johnson cod tell you I'm not taking I'm too I'm not taking a shot to they make me take it. They have to put a gun to my head, like, Okay, you

gotta take this shot. No, No, I wouldn't take you unless it's gonna suck up my money, Like if I needed to make money, Like if I'm about to take a flight to somewhere, they say not without a COVID shot, then I'm gonna take my shot. Bet, I'm not gonna be forcing to taking a shot. Yeah, I just want to wait like a year. I guess, right, maybe in a year that Mike Johnson Johnson might be like eight percent effected, because right now Johnson Johnson is like, yeah,

sixty percent something like that. I'm like the other thirty six percent inside what it needs like breast milk inside to make it complete. Yeah, I can't believe that Johnson and Johnson, uh made by magic Johnson is I don't know, is it really made by magic Johnson? Huh? Yeah, sixty sixty sounds like a freaking shiki on his free through. Or I think he's probably worse. I think he's thirty

three percent. Well, yeah, when I think about Johnson Johnson, I dont think about Johnson Johnson baby, or because I used a lot of that watching my next guest. Really yes, all right? Uh, and I've done a lot of funniest things with her. She's got a great sinse to him or sexiest fuck ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big hand for I call a cake. I vs H Gee's goodness v h S. I've asked some shot that you can actually take. Yeah, him him, and he needs a shot.

His girlfriend just broke up with him like she broke up me every three hours ago, every month? Is it? Black st Angel? Here? Can I get we get a glass? We need a shot? Okay, Okay, she's here, she's I think she's drunk. What's naught yet? V h s. Huh is it like? Uh, we're gonna find out what the ki kids? Thanksful? Her dog? Oh? Why this dog looked like me? Come on, chatchy, you can't be over here, Mike, We're gonna need to get a microphone for the dog.

Come here, Chatchy shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot, shot, shot shot. Everybody shot shot shot shot Chachy for real, for real, though you cannot be Does he have an Instagram? Yes? Shout out to CHATCHI a sage. That's my daughter, y'all my dogger. I guarantee you this dog has more followers than me. She has Like, is that jud who coming at their dog's ass? No, that's just an asshole? Is dark? Asshole? Black?

Maybe black? And I've never seen my asshole really cheerous quadruple shot cheers Michael, right friend, Oh yeah, uh, we forget the dog? Shut shut? Is that for tron? Spicy kakekake? What's popping? It ain't much man, How you been every looking good? Thank you? I gained a couple of quarantine weight though it look good on you. Man. You see, I've never been a big I'm never not into like skinny girls. Man. I like, I like when you make love.

I want to hear block block block block block block block see block block block block block block skinny girls like I want some block block block block block block. So what a kick kicks does an initial stance for something? Okay, So I guess like when I made up my name, I used to smoke a lot of weeds. So my name is Mikayla. So everybody called me KK Kayla, so it's just KK and then like supposed to be kake, cush Ka cash whatever you can see it. Okay, So

the K kid, it's not a stand on. It's not like uh, key shop Coco Vagina, have my whole or something at my house. Okay. That means that it just she was pripp. In other words, the bish was high when she came up with this name, okay, or more like they already had my name already, you know, so I had to make up something. That's right, the kid has already gone, so she didn't know. I'm just put a bunch of letters together and I know it's available. Yes, it's got to be a VET. So that was how

you made your name? Yes, Oh that's amazing. I really thought it was an upgrade for well, she was not born back then, you know VHVCR and then VHS. I remember you know, remember VHS was the Nickelodeon ones and it used to be orange. He used to be orange. Yet, Mike, you don't know VHS the tape cassette, VHS and VCR R and then VHS VC. You put the VHS in the VCR. Oh that's how it is. Yeah, it's like put your taking a vagina mother. Okay, maybe that's what it meant, but you just didn't know. So she VH

So is she the VHS, She's the VCR. I think I'm the v h CR like that, I'm the v h S. I'm a long movie too, like Titanic. Oh, yeah, Titanic house as long as fun? What was another long movie dressed? Titanic was long as fun? Like God, you just drowed this boat already, So go to a sequel. Even when the boat goes under water, it's still going. The whole movie is still They still playing music. I'm like, why can't this guy playing the piano? Was he play?

They're playing whatever? The violin? Yeah, I used to play the violent Yeah, because I just thought you just plowed yourself. I had no idea here like us other instruments besides your titties and your vagina. You bring your veiling because I want to hear it. No, I did not bring my I played the viola, but you didn't bring it. It's like a mini cello. It has like you actually played you played in church. No, I didn't. I played it at school. I went to art school. Oh she

went to a good school, not public school. I went to public school, but I also went to performing art school all night. So what did you learn and perform instruments? You learn your art that you like, Like I was a string student, so I played in the orchestra. But they have like band, they have art, they have like broadcasting or whatever, like you can learn how to do text stuff and stuff like like, yeah, I didn't stick with it that long though, only just for like primary

school and middle school. And when did you realize that your pussy is worth more than the college degree? Three minutes three months into college, I was like, I'm I'm like, um, I was trying to pay this girl. I was like, you can make I'm making a lot of money. I will pay you to finish this class. And then she was like, I don't do that. And I'm like, she's like, that's technically cheating. I'm like that that's my security guard. Come and grab this money for me. Your time. Phood

is here. Yeah, Mike, you should really think about getting a dog. It's it's real nice to have a dog, Mike, because you know what, it's it's good, especially right now when your girlfriend breaks up with you every month. When your girlfriend breaks up with you every month, a dog will never break up with you. All they wanted the dog was gonna take a ship ship in my fucking house. And it's just like a baby. Man, it's a child. Is your girlfriend? That's my baby? You know what? Everywhere

you see me, you see my dog. Though I know, I just thought you just pick up dogs and where you I know it's the same carrying around when she when she to pick up a straight dog and just start holding a dog. So dog is? You have dogs or cats? I actually have a cat too. I think i've seen a catting alive before. Really, I have a beautiful cat and I also have another one coming to the dog in along with the cat. Yes, loves cats.

They both is a female and male, two females. And then I have a male, a spinx cat and naked cat coming spins. You have a male cat, a female cat, and a female dog. Have you ever caught him having like a three, so I'm not going to when heat. I feel like she'd be trying to hump the cat. But I don't know. Is that like being is the girl? Yeah, they can't get pregnant, it's different. Is she a lesbian dog? I think so? Maybe? Bye? Yeah? Yeah, she looks like a boy the way it works, she might be because

she's like a boy. I'm confused. And then she not me. I'm confused. Do babies? And maybe one more coming? I don't know. Well, your grand might be pregnant. And maybe I was after the last year about the vegan lady might become vegan? So maybe would you ever become? Will you ever be vegan? I was vegan for six months. I lost twenty pounds and like two months though, whoa, I don't know. How did that look at you? Did you like? How you didn't? I didn't really like it?

But I love cheese, so I couldn't stay vegan. You love cheese? Is it white? Because it's like you like milk. I don't like milk. I'll drink how you don't like? No? But I said you pour milk all over yourself on tory But that was almond milk. Oh yeah, milk. It's different milk. It's for lactose intolerance. Like you, Michael Blossom. I think I'm like that. I drink milk. I just do you get one milk it's good for you. I

don't do milk at up. What's your favorite SI? I like, there's a special k with yogurt and bar special you know, because it's okay every kiss biggin that's the fucking jewelry, motherfucker. What's your favorite? I stopped drinking milk, so I don't. I don't do Syria anymore. But my favorite cereal, you know, was my favorite Sis? Yes? For goodness, yes, whoever guess my favorite cereal cereal? I was gonna say that it's not sweet enough. I'm African. I like it fruit loops,

I know, fasted flakes. Nope, I like I used to like. It wasn't my favorite. Nope? What else is there? Goddamnit? It's not sweet enough. Couple puffs yet it's getting warm. I like that too, but that was my favorite. Come on, Oh my god, tricks have tricks? Yeah? I like hose um Hey, Mike, don't tell us yet. We want to think about it. I want you to get keep guessing what netter did you start? Electro mic? What letter starts with a C? Checks cap captain motherfucker crn Captain crunk?

Would you cheating? You know why because I'm the captain now. Captain Crunch is my favorite sive. And then then he came out crunch berries and all those. But then I stopped. I stopped drinking milk, old milk. I like very creamy old milk. She likes you like everything creamy. I would say, I'm creamy. So all right, so let's get to the good part. Okay, she got three months into howled you said,

this is not for me. Yeah. Uh, God wants me to do something else with my life, to make every purple in the world happy, to make every man happy. God bless you. He blessed you with everything though. I mean, there's nothing like a nice thick woman you have. Like I'm a good I'm very good at guessing broadsides. Let me try again to that you did you did um like You're gonna guess this one through the hold on, let me get my comra. Hold on. Well, she's yeah,

but I feel like I'm going out of a double See. Okay, I was absolutely really close at all and then um, all right, so um now you make your money of just it's the only fans. It's like your favorite place. Um, I mean Instagram, Instagram period, because you do a lot of you do a lot of. I mean the thing about Instagram, you had to you had to grow your following. What I made a post the other day and I said, listen, if you're trying to come to Hollywood and be a start,

Hollywood is closed. That's real. Yeah, we're no longer hiring stars. Okay, if you're trying to be a start in a hiring it's closed down. You have to go on social media and make a name for yourself and become your own star. You found a way to make yourself your own star. You have like crazy following, like six million, six million, congratulations six point four six point four six point And not only that, I mean I'm at one point that I mean, shut your page down. They shut down my page.

Oh how many do you have when your page got shut down? Well, my page has been shut down over twenty times now. For twenty times. Remember I had my old when I first met you. I believe I had my old page. I didn't even have my page that now you have at that time, Oh my god, Bruno, yes, I remember you, yes, because the page you have had like remember and they made me and then that week you got your page back. Remember, remember you have good memory.

You took the vegan girl's advice and started eating something or something. Yeah, I you know what, I stopped eating the assay. Yeah what year was this motherethersucker two weeks ago. It's really improving on your mental The thing we're eating, the ask I think it has it takes a lot. It's like how and then they start sweating. It's just like it has to be perfect. The ass gotta be perfect.

I'll be an ass that you have to notice as very well, because you have to be used to every body or though like everybody had, everybody have their own personals, bodies older really I mean not in a good way, not nothing bad like your own body, smell whatever. You gotta be used to that to like going. You just don't eat as on the first date Chinese best friend, have you eate as before? Yeah, my Chinese baby mama, that's it. No, No, I didn't know that was pussy. Yeah,

that was pussy. That was I never had as yet. Yeah, my tongue is aspergeon. So all right, so let's let's get back to what made you? Who that tongue? That tongue is? What did it? Oh? Yeah, holy crap, it was a tongue for me, Michael Blackson. She should be in a net geo channel. Her tongue is so long? What then is that Jill's graphic? How long is it? Have you ever measured your tongue? Well? I mentioned my tongue a couple of times, and I feel like it grows.

And then ashurance, you know, I just gotta do tongue. Do you know you gotta try to touch your back and your thought with your tongue. Uh, then said, oh my god, you know, just gotta move it around. Yeah, Michael, you just gotta move it around more. You're not moving your tongue enough nowadays. Now did you did you did? Did you get extension from Dr Miami on new tongue or that was? No? This is my tongue since I was born. Who congrat you are? You haven't your making?

Have something else? Yes? Have your making and have Salvadorean. Wow. So your parents met like the immigration office where the mine very close to immigration. But at college in Florida. Florida's like the border to Cubans. Everything else did the same. Colorge, you dropped out on down the street. So what were you studying when you was in school? Business management? But you still use that, Yeah, I used. I used a little bit. Because now you're making money and you you

gotta account for your money. Are you good? You pretty good counting on your money? Yeah? Or you have help? I have accounting. Now, look at that. When I just started, I had to learn how to do taxes. I was doing taxes. When I just started doing Instagram, she was doing taxes. See, she's just not all t puts her ass. She's brains too, very intelligent, very intelligent. Nothing like an intelligent woman. Yeah, nothing like an intelligent woman with a

nice as a nice set of titties. Congratulations. I hate no, there's nothing like it. Sometimes a lot of girls with big titties are stupid, usually because the brains going toties. Yeah, oh yeah, but her titties is smart, Like, she's smart. She got smart titties, smart as smart ass and Mike, we forgot to talk about her. Uh, she's got more jewelry than think she's six and than nine. You see that right, So that's all Johnny Dang Yeah, oh, Johnny Dang. Yeah,

it's Mike's friends. He's he's um Asian too, Yeah, I've seen him. All Asians don't know each other. You know, we don't know each other. I only know Michael Blockson and I'm not Asian. Jackie Chance, that's what doesn't know you. Yeah, he doesn't know me, Johnny Dang. He's what is he?

What is he? He name? He is Vietnamese? Really good food. Yeah, okay, so now what let's see you because everything I think, Okay, that's the time, but it's short one Johnny Dane needs to make longer, like just like look at that and this is the banana because I'd be doing sucking videos and stuff and then I have another one coming on the way. What are you gonna have next? A popsicle? So the time is looking a popsicle in the banana. Wow, that looks expensive, Yeah, he looks. Yeah, she got the

only fans, shout out, the only fans. That's right, they're paying their bills, right. What's like, what's the best month you have? Like quarantine for whole quarantine? Amazing about the house Off of that? What did you ever make a hundred grand a month. Yet over Michael Black said, do not underestimate my couci. She made one of the fucking president. The president make a hundred grand a month. No, they don't. That makes fucking four hundreds a year. That's not the

makes They just control more money, but their paycheck. They got the power to control billions of dollars, but their paycheck is really four hs a year. You make one of the president, your pussy makes more than they makes more than Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe licombined to gather. I don't know about that. She didn't say what you made. She makes morning the man that runs the greatest country in the world. Okay, how Coochie is worth more than

Joe Biden? Wow, I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well, that means I made more than a president of a year and a month. Agent made more of Kamala Harris. Okay, and your agent make temper. Will you make more than the president? Is true? That is true in one month Motasucker during quarantine. But we're not going to talk about that right now because the rs you know, I've been shot already. I'm not trying to get robbed and shot shot. You forgot, Michael, I tell you everything, and you forgot

that I was shot. You got shot, refreshing my mom. I got shot. I got shot in twenty nineteen. The other day now eighteen Easter Sunday. Where were you like last week? Yes, I got shot on Easter Sunday and um, I was out in a park. They were doing Easter egg Hunt everything, a talent show, and like the people started arguing. I guess they had beef in the streets and they started arguing, and then you start hearing shots. Five yeah, three people got shot and I got shot

and it broke my rib, bruised my lung, broke my shoulder. Yeah, straight through my whole body and it's and it stated my body. I got Dr Miami took it out for me that I loved. Dr Miami. A surgeon couldn't do it because they was trying to do like an investigation and I'm just trying to get this thing out. It started making me break out. You know that metal is

like really bad for you and stuff like that. My back was breaking out where it was coming through, Like your body removes what's not needed in your body, so like kept pushing it to the surface because it stopped by my spine and it just kept moving and moving it could and I when I, um, I just got shot. They were like, oh my god, Like when I did the MR right and everything, they were like, it's like like an inch from your heart and like a couple

of seven meters from your spine. Like that the worst did. You're just lucky. You even do nothing. You just in the wrong place of the wrong tim I never thought that could really happen. Like I'm always curious, like whenever I'm driving the highway, I'll be scared like another car and just fly into mind that too, and you get real paranoid, and I could be like I'm right here and these people arguing it and boom, you could get shot just like that. Well, thank god you made it up.

You made it through a tough woman. Block block block block, She's alive. Thank you. I'm glad you're here because then I would have had no one, a jerk off bullet would have went to the wrong fucking part of your body. No, I think it was Yeah, I got a forty block forty damn strong. Wow, So you made what the president making the whole year. She made that in one month doing quarantine. Thank god she made money. I lost money. I lost I just because much I lost was listening

to me. I don't worry. My nobody listens to part Na. My baby mother listens to it. I'm sure only Nigeria worked up for. But yet, well, hey, it worked out. I'm glad it worked out for. You made some money. He brought you a house. Congratulations. Hold up, yes, we need a shot. We need a shot. You know what it's like to be like I mean, that's like a dream come true. As a black said, we never bought nothing, right,

and they're coming from Jamaica. You come from jam Jamaican parents probably poor, right nothing, and then now you know you can go and buy your own house. They're very proud of me. I would say, did you know that your is pussy money? I feel like my dad doesn't know, but my mom kind of knows. It's a fisher mother suck at. My Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and to work on Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon, where they would no longer be sensor about the social

media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw cuts because I've been on your own life with you before. Your mom has been a house and I mean, you don't think you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No, she knows that. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter. She's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram, remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt

called her. It was like your doctor a porn star. She's sucking food. She deep tuning but the Internet. And I'm just like, I'm just like, oh my god, mommy, and she's like, no, my dactor would never do something like that for the internet. Your auntie said that. And when your mom said, but you give me my money, She's like, oh no, she's deep through for the Lord. Yeah, you know when Jamaican women hit a certain age, they are all about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a

Hootie MoMA back in the day. But anything with your mom, your mom probably she loves you to jet. When your parents love you, you can't can't nothing you like you say about you infect them. Like my daughter is a good girl. I want to hear as my mother and my mom don't I might have ten bitches. My mom thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe this and I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches. Can't I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes

because I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm not want to take scared mom, so I keep anybody any My brother tries to say about me to my mom, she don't want to hear. No. No, man, Mike just had four something with four bitches. I don't want to hear Mike. It's a good guy. He's probably playing for the women, because yeah, you're not. You're hating brother. Mom. I had a forceome, Mike. You didn't mean him have it. He was forcing into it four women to attack to

you and started sucking your dick without your permission. I already know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They just grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women just grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mikey. She's probably like he was just trying to make me a Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're hitting it as broke as you broke, brother, Get out of here. Mike is a good child. Look like you're a good joke. You build your mother a whole school

in Ghana. It's been built, it's not ready yet. Maybe she'd come and teach them how to make money? Can you teach you? And she would teach them sometimes, you know. I mean I could can come and teach them how to like sell the at least I'm not selling. I'm not selling well online. I mean just you know, Yeah, you're right. Online is good. Only fans is good. It's

safe anybody. But I think it's safer than stripping to make fours in a month or like, I mean, people will request you to they want to picture of the inside of your asshole for like thousand dollars. Yeah, and they like want like pictures of your feet moving, and like they want you to spit on your toes and they want you to like do some weird what's the

weirdest thing you ever had? Somebody? Actually do they want? Okay, So some people be asked for some crazy stuff, Like I would say the weirdest one is like they'd be asking me a series of questions like if I was a rice green, would you swallow me? Yeah? And then they were like okay, Like people want to see you like the back of your throat, They want to see all the way in your mouth. Let me see your whole whole mouth. Everything they want to see you take,

They want to see you ship ship. I didn't know somebody would pay for that. I think eighteen times a day. I cannot. I cannot do that though this time my ship would have been making me money. No, mothersucker, it's her only her ship, only that our ship. Somebody would pay us not to do it. And the thing is like I only use the restroom one time a day. Really, so somebody said that there's a thousand dollars. Can you take a shape? Now? You ain't gonna so do you

go take some fucking Bapti business. They're gonna make you enough ship, some lexatives. You can make the styles and dollars real quick. I mean I have never done and I feel I feel like that's like the that's so open. I don't know how to explain it, but like that, would you make them pay before you take this ship? How does the whole thing work? You're gonna take a chance of taking a ship for free? Oh yeah, on instagra, on only fans. You send a video and you lock

it until they send the money to unlock it. Yeah. Wow, that's pretty good. So good. What is the most that somebody pay for like one video or something? Um, only fans have a limit right now. It never used to really be like that and something dollars You could send the video video and chopped the chopped the pieces to get the whole video, and two hundred each chopped the piece all the slick way, so that could be two. So it's like first videos like in the second one

like and dollars. Wow, three ms and up. Yeah that's that's longer. So can you? Um, when you think you're retired from this, I mean we use young yall? You got another you probably for another one, just turn so I could I got a dachiki order than you. My outfit that's older than you for real, Damn, you got a long way to go. Well maybe if I have a kid, um, well, don't have whatever. Somebody pay you ten thousand to give birth to your kid for only fans like a video of you. That's too cheap. Yeah,

that's cheap. Ten thousands, that's too cheap. What can They're gonna have to cut some diapers motherfucker hair unluck for So if he had a baby, would you be up toave your daughter had only friends? Um, I feel like me. I feel I would. I would be upset because my daughter shouldn't have to be have to do that because I already went through that. I already went through that. I took it for the team. Motherfucker's Yeah, that would

be so disrespectful. I feel like, you know, I left my mom's house when I was seventeen, Like I ran away everything, and I started kidnapp just ran away. I ran away because I felt like I was being treated right. And I started dancing and started making money, and like I thought money was a thousand dollars, you know what I mean. So then like I moved on from there, and then I started doing Instagram and it just kept growing and I was able to take care of myself.

So I feel like my child shouldn't go through that. Wow, she's a nice girl. So no, I mean, somebody subscribe. How many subscribers do you have? You know, a lot, like hundred and not a thousand. I have a hundred thousand on one of my pages. A hundred and nineties seven thousand? Is that a free page or is that a free one. I have a free page, and I have a paid page, and I have ten eleven twelve

thousand on my my page. I think, I don't know, but the free pages where they all paid for the actual videos and answer and stuff right that they cannot And I talked to all my fans and all my followers are only fans. So if you you have me subscribed on any of my only fans, you're talking to me. I sit there on. You don't have like a fake person talking for you know a lot of girls do. But I do be talking to y'all, know, yeah, because sometimes you think I'm talking real? Kk you talking to

some guy that sound against? Yes? Hello, you think you you want to see my titties? Stay lest Mike, you're hired for you? How much you gonna pay me? I'll pay you because I'm not really good at the talking. That's not I feel like my voice is so ugly you want to outsource it to China. You're not shy, you just think you got ugly voice. I am shy, I would say, because you know I'm nervous to do everything, so like I feel like my voice when I hear my voice play back. I'm like, this is not sexy.

Hate you hate your voice? Yeah, don't you hear I hate my voice. That's why I never listen to listen to our podcast. Believe that I would agree. I might. I might watch this probably like a while from now and be like, oh, this is so curte. Are you something good? I could hear you real nice Chinese best friend? How do I sound? Yeah? You something like little mermaid. Little mermaid can't say little mermaid. And she smoked a lot of cigarette, motherfucker cigarette. Now you don't do nothing.

You're a good girl, right, Yeah, I just drink a lot. Yeah, let's take another yot tequila. Congratulations on your new house. And do you have a boat. She can't swim, Okay, I can't be swimming. Now I just get in the water. Swim. We just get we just go to the pool. We just hang out outside the pool and put our foot in the water and then we waved to the chicks. We don't really God is likeline, Jesus Christ, where did you get this tezila from? Miss from motherfucker God? It'll

solve the refresh so strong? So the um all right, So you want to have a kid, you want one day and not used to one years old. Maybe you want two kids, like a boy and a girl like my mom. My mom had a boy and a girl. My brother's name is Michael whoa, that's my angel, that's my baby brother. He's my older brother. But I just love somebody. You can brow money from you sometimes, he asked me. No, he does not ask for money. He makes his own money. What does he do? He has

only plan for boys. He makes his own money and he goes to college. But that's good. I was hoping. I thought he'd be the only fans too, like jerking out for the girl. He's lucky. He's very lucky. Girls like send me a picture of your testicles. Just one ball. I'm like, would want to see one, so tuck the other one and for two. Do you think Michael Blackston should open his only fans and how much revenue he

should bring every month? I think you should open only fans, and I feel like you should be You know you could do it really great estimate how much do you think you'll make a month? I think you could make you can make month. Oh, Michael Blackson, I had no idea. My dicking boss is worth that much with all these beautiful women that you have around you, just you know them are you don't even have to suck them up. I don't have to, don't be, I don't just house.

It's a difference. I'm just playing, all right. So a hundred grand a month, you know what when it's all said and done, because you know right now, I mean, like the biggest movie on Earth. I would say they're probably gonna not get me in the third sequel if I keep doing a Paul Piers on these motherfucker's that you say, I got fired on his day off like Friday. What kind of cragship was that motherfucker? But yeah, I mean I would probably, I think me and that's just

a bunch of beautiful girls. I think it would work because Tiger is doing that, right, He's taking a lot of money. Tigers doing it. My photographer is doing it like my photographers shoot hello, bad bitches, and then he's just be like, just just give me a swort video quick. Oh all right? And then I could just charge what like on you what can I charge a month? Like? Keep it low? Yea? You could you start off high

and go down low. You could you could do forty and then somebody would pay up subscription forty do I have to see guys were paid because I'm gonna have a lot of beautiful ladies around, Like imagine him having a girl that never done any only fans and be like, oh, I'm I'm here with so and so. I'm here and we're about to get naughty. I'm here wither I have to dump the subscription like that one. And then after that, I'm doing three something with Monique Precious, oh gosh, and

then I want you to watch. You know, a lot of people are into BW. I like b W. I heard that they're couch more weather weather and juicy and thinking I'm getting boys getting hard just thinking about BBWs. But you know, I guess no, no, you look good nothing like. But you know, at one time I had a real I had a baby w many many years ago, and she broke the frame on the bed. Really yeah, yeah,

like was having sex. It was like block block block block block block block block block block block block block block ain't if she ain't breaking frames before block block block and all of stuff. I'm just here and then boom boom, and I just kept going block block block block block You have warranty on the bed. Did your blady Nike or something? Na, it was I was broke at that time. You just had to put braks. I made it there. Not My bead is made for like six b b ws. Whoa. But my bed ist made

for like me and like four women. It's like a threesome bad custom Oh no, this is custom made. I'll show you the bed after the show. It's not. It's it's like a custom made bad It's like they have, uh the show the bedroom subscribe. Yeah, maybe they could pay just to show the that's a good idea. One thousand a second. Damn. So that's what's up? So what's um? I mean, what's what's after that? Like, I mean, I'll get no, nobody gets tired making money, but like do

you want eventually? But you're still young too, so you got like another ten fifteen years. I don't know what she could be a billionaire? Well I can see right, want to have a kid, like like for your thirty grand like we want to have a baby, like you want to have it that soon. My mom had me when she was Yeah, but your mom wasn't making four a month either, motherfucker. She would have put that baby back in her stomach, you know, and left that left

here the nearest abortion clinic. I'm saying, if I'm making for a hundred grand a month, like fifty a month as a woman, I mean you make more money than presidents and the lawyer's doctors. Yeah, my god, that's so crazy. I'd be thinking like that about that in your life ever. You want me to tell you when I was younger. When I was younger, I used to tell my brother all the time, I'm like, Michael, I'm gonna be famous

and I'm going to have so much money, okay. And my brother has to rebold palsy and I'm like, I'm gonna make you. I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure you could walk really really good, and I promise, okay. And I used to tell him that all the time, and he was like, I know you're gonna be a rock star. That's what he told me. So, like like when I started doing Instagram and like I used to always tell them I'm at nine hundred thousand, I'm at one million, I'm at two million. He was like, oh, good job.

I always know you're gonna be a rock side. Like he still tells me that this So you were seeing that thing go, you already see it and you are famous. Yeah, that's but you put in work. Though it didn't happen overnight. You had to put in work. You started off debt exot against Andy, you know, and then you still have two people understand like building your fan basis work. You have to entertain them. You gotta keep entertaining and we and then that's that's how they keep coming and that's

how to stay. And you know what, when I first started doing Instagram, I didn't even talk on Instagram. I was so nervous, like when I used it, Like I have my manager from from when I started Instagram too. Now it was both of our dreams to do this, Like we put our heads together to do this, and he was like, you have to talk to your fans and to be like I can't even like the camera comes on, I'm like, I don't know what to say. So you was about like I was like eighteen seventeen

eighteen when I just started doing Instagram. It's um, I'm not gonna lie. I've been doing it. But then my manager went to jail, so I didn't do it for like a whole year and I took it serious. So this is my third year doing Instagram. He was, he want to shot you by ex It's a long story, long story making sure do tell we have enough memory stick on the camera. I think wow. So when he went I mean, what happened? And he had to do this on your own. I just was dancing and I

did a couple of videos. They went pretty viral. Like I did a boat video, like a lot of people see it, like over a billion or something. People that was like a million was like, oh my god for me back then, like it's like, oh my god, a million whatever, you know what I mean? Because now you see like three million, four million? What the most? You're saying, what what points you have with the most millions? About four? You know what? I'm not sure, but reels these days

really do good. I have like I think three or four, yet four four or five. Sometimes we're about to make a TikTok video that's gonna be forty million views. Let's do it. The last time I Mike had the most was thirty three million views. Let's do it. Thanks's best friend, A good shot Chinese best friend. If you ever get hurt, you know, I'm not gonna well, me and Mike gonna work in Florida. Me and Mike, Michael, We're gonna work in Florida. We're gonna open up our own only funds.

My girl, she wanted, my girl want to move to the floor Miami before she broke up with me. Really, maybe she moved there without you, mothersucker, she says, she mind. I was thinking about it, but it's okay. Now I'm just gonna stay in this penthouse and just um, you're lonely again, Mike, What are you gonna do today? I beat my meat, chock my chicken. But for my suspect, she lived in a whole different stage. I'll live in just calor is easy one too. She's probably next door

in the hotel. I'm just gonna just now. I'm just gonna just crsh Shaunty back. Oh yeah, Rihanna, you know by my ex and just call my exes back, Rihanna. I love Rihanna. She's a hot, isn't. Yeah? Yeah, she's she's cool. Yeah, that's Mike's friends. Yeah, I'm going to get her pregnant. Time they dated for a while. You and Mariana more in my mind, in his mind then they broke up in my mind then got back together. I feel like I would date Rihanna? Would you really? Yeah?

Did you stick that long tongue? And how could she? I think I would she stick in her ass? Maybe? Yeah? But she's a hot I love her like how she carries herself. Yeah, she's really good and she has a really nice umbrella. I guess that's his friends. Would you let Rihanna? You know, like, uh, I am poor and I don't need money, and I mean a relationship with a baby. I think that's scripted. Okay, no that's not so. How did you break the shyness? You think? Just just

just decided like I'm not gonna be shy. I'm just gonna just I mean, and like everything was really working out, so I was just like, maybe they do deserve to hear me talk to them. Maybe they do deserve more. So I started giving more and it started really working out. And then I started drinking tequila. Would make your own how much? Um? I mean, you start making money? So now you gotta look good for your fans? You know? How did you do it? Some work to your body?

I'm not I'm going to say, you know, I really I love my um. Dr Miami is my friend and and I love him. He took out my bullet from me, You know, Dr Miami, Doctor miamis, how did you find a bullet? You took like an extra m r. I he saw where he was. No, I told you it was surfacing. Damn. We kept moving like it was coming out. So just coffee, just pop out your pussy making so much easier. But I need I need to learn how

to do that. I guess like I know how to move the muscles, but I mean, I mean I heard like, so I don't know how real this said, Like let me know, you know, because I know BBL is like transferring fat from like one party by to the other. Can you pretty much put fat anyway? Can I make my Can a woman make a pussy fatter? I think I think so it's natural because you gotta have a hell of my pussy being fat since I was, you know, that's the Spanish side, I think forever. Yeah, I'm I'm

I'm a huge fan of Facculci. You like Faculty Chinese best friend or you just like well, I think I have the prettiest, baddest Cuchi. I have to follow your only fans I have to subscribe. Can you give him a disco on one month? Maybe I throw through a discount on my page for everybody who watching list. Put in a car. We're gonna get a lot of use. Might be number one. We're gonna subscribe to our page Chinese best friend? Yeah, with your credit card? Can get

You can't subscribe to my correct card? At home? Why not? My family is gonna be like Ralph's groceries. Groceries only fans. Oh, what's going on? Then? I'm gonna live in your couch forever? Would you like me? I don't do no roommates, man, I had I'm always like even my house back, I was in this whole big hot by myself. I just I just like to just be alone. I would agree, Like even when I travel and stuff like people want to travel with me and stuff like that, And I'm like,

I love my privacy. I love sleeping naked. I love walking naked. Like it's gonna be awkward. You're in the kitchen. I'm just here sleep naked. I think it's best sleep ever, even if your period is only still sleep naked because it's a tampon sticking out like a mouse. I don't wear tampons. I wear a cup. Diva cups. We haven't heard that. Yeah, it's a cup. It's a silicone cup and it's great for the environment, and you just fold it up really die frame. She's three years old. That's

a nineteen sixties did from. I'm sorry, di from I think is what Maryland Monroe time. N Really, I'm going to show you a picture of what a diva cup is. And it's he just a silicone cup and he just really like squeeze it really tight and push it in your couchie like a tampon. This isn't right here. You can still have sex. You can have sex. They also have something called like this cup, and it's called the flex. Oh yeah, I think I heard it reflex to reflect

you stop your period. It doesn't stop your period. It just stops your period from coming down. And you take it out because you know you have to take it out and emptiest how do you take it out? Goes in it? All the blood goes in the cup. Okay mita, she says, yes, do not have so? Okay, so on the Diva cup they have a little piece of something that's sticking out. Okay, um and you just pull on that for it to come out your couci. You see

that little string right there, no springs attached. Okay, just fill it out and then all the bloods from the blood come off. So that's what that's what you use. Yes, it's good because I know like a lot of time strippers the period come on, they should call out sick, right, No strippers when they're on the period, they just stick a tamp on and cut off the string. Oh that's a shame. These guys are spending hundreds of dollars and they can have no chance. They have no idea? Is

a buller catchup? And that did that happened to you? Mike? When you're the French Friend and Buffalo Wings at the strip, it's like a crime scene. Oh god. I mean, strip clubs have the best food. They do. Got the best chicken. It's always it's just something about titty's pussy and chicken clost all together. I went to a cub and Houston. I forgot the name of it, but they had the best lamp shops, like ever had something with the best lamp chops fall off the bone. Lamp is my favorite

vegan you tell my lamb chops. I make the best lamp shops. Actually really cook. I cook some food. Who to cook? My dad's a chef, finish chef for twenty years. He cooked for like all the present. Your dad he is in pomp Pompae Island. Did he know about what's going on with you know? He don't know? Really well, you don't know. I hope you don't listen to my podcast, Mike, No, we block that. Your father. Where does he live in the Palm Beach Palm Beach area. Yeah, he's over there

with Trump. Yeah, he cooked for Trump. He cooked for his sister. Yeah, cooked for Jeff Epstein, Kim k M. He used to be a private chef everything, like, Yeah, he's a great chef. I love his food. How old is your dad? My dad's fifty three. Okay, yeah, it's pretty good. Is he still hear? Your mother? Not together? No, they're not together any What happened? Was he cheating? Or I feel like, you know, cultures are different? Who is that you're making your mother? My mom is Jamaican. Dad

is out Salvadora. You know, sometimes let me guess, probably why tell us? I mean she's Jamaican. You know, she's like a tough woman. She might he probably got a little dick. That's probably why I know you don't hear but about your parents or your dad's from Jamaica. My dad is Yeah, so your mom is Jamaican. She's probably

used to like pick up dick. Excuse me. I hope she's not listening, you know, because I think I heard that Jamaican is our next to Africans, Like we got the motombos, they got the we got, we got the mendingo, they got the same boats, and then and then you come down to like um, then the Black Americans and then maybe the Latinos after that. So yeah, probably it must be the air. They have fresh air and good food and like the fruit, the vegetable. Have you have

you been to outside the door? Yes? I have, And they have cows roaming the streets and everything. Yeah, and it's crazy over there. It's like like we mean like when I went to, say these bands and then a cow, No mercedes, none of that. Like, um, I went to where my dad's from. It is like a village and then like there's chickens and I hate frogs, and there was frogs everywhere. Oh my god, they're so discussing. I hate that. I love chicken. Did you have you ever

killed your own chicken before? No, but I've seen it. I've seen it. How did you do? How do they kill it? They just cut their pop that's mean, I do it. And then they just take off their feathers right there? What do my goodness, I do it. I've killed chicken in Africa plenty of time. Yeah, no, it's a kid. But what I do. I'll grab both of the legs and grab both for the wings and put one leg, one of my legs on their legs and put my other leg on the wing that it's not moving.

And then I grabbed the neck and I pilled some of the hair off the neck. Then I then I take a knife and I cut a little bit of the um. I don't cut it like dude, just sort of chopping it all off. I just cut a little bit off. And then why my foot is always his legs and his wings. So why don't you just like they wouldn't even know, just cut their head off like around crazy? You just you don't know. Listen, she just cut it and just hold it in her hand. And

that's torture, your cure. No, mans, is like killing him, killing himselfly with his whole life, with his words, kidding solvely with Don. I just sang best friend. Well we're gonna get suited by Lauren hill Abody want to see us friends and cho luring hell everybody. But yeah, what's up? Mother Sucks? This is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Are you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Stuck, a podcast with me

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train his dog? Do he watch your only fans? Do your dog? Does he have his own only fans? She has his own only fans? No dogs can be on only fans dog and almost can't be around any porn you know, yes, Like, so your dog has never seen your pussy? She has? I mean, like, if I'm going she goes to the bathroom, follows me to the bathroom, she sees me Pe, she ever like, look if she did, she look at you differently, Like I feel like she thinks that she's a real human. Sometimes she'd be like, damn,

she got a fat as pussy. No, I think she's like, oh my god, my mom, PE's in the bathroom like that. Wow, you probably used to be a human and went back to life. Who the dog? I think he used to be a hot dog. Motherfuck, it was dinner before he became a pet. Is your dog muted? Really? Yeah? I'm getting her boyfriend kind of boyfriend. Another Palmerinian Mike has a friend to he POMERNI, you got a dog, Hey meem me commit Come on, y'all go haven see over it.

Come come on, ladies, MEMI, you got kid MEMI have me seen we have sexy ladies in the house. There's a whole bunch of titties and as in his house tonight. Hey have me see meem me you got a dog. It's a boy dog or girl dog? All these female dogs? What kind of dog you have? For real? Why didn't you bring here? She didn't know it was a dog? Festive? We're going on. Yeah, I just got her. Didn't get a memo? Michael know that I'm coming on. You got me? Yeah,

she got a cute little white dog. My dog don't like, No, I love your dog. I just the dog threw me all because I just think it's a boy. But it's a girl, my dog, not because white. Ye, No, your dog is adorable and cute. It just seemed to be a boy. And I'm com file she's a girl. So I'm thinking, like, you know, I mean catfish or something. You're dog cute to be a boy? You have a what color is your dog? What color? You know? I'll be a catfish. But that's me. I'm not brown. What

you called? What is your dog? Chocolate? It's brown skinner, that's what whatever? Well, yeah, chocolate, you know dog skinned? Yes? Yeah, my dog dark skinny. Come here, cute. Let's go chatty baby, this is Chachi. Everybody follow her on your Stagram. Yeah back she said that. I'm like, yeah, okay, we're my kid. Go ahead, past baby. She's such a good baby girl. What's later? She catch Chutchy. She's a superstar. Look at my baby baby. Oh yeah, So Michael, how was Africa? Yeah,

Africa is beautiful. I had a wonderful time. I'm telling we're all going. I'm gonna be going in every other month, so I don't want to excuse this. I'm coming. I'm coming for that house one. I'm coming. I want to see that a house, that house with all the marble that you haven't I peep that. I was like, okay, that's nice, a house with all that marble. So yeah, we're going I'm boy like man in late June and then maybe like all good, So you just let me

know when you want to come. I'm coming. So I have a question in in Africa, do they have like carnival or like something like yeah, my good and my my buddy's about to have a Soca Carnival. I love soccer. He's like, Jay, where up next year? Though? So maybe you want to come to that. I want to. I want to what's the weather on It's warm, it's hot all the time. Africa Africa is like yeah, uh yeah, yeah,

you say soccer first of all, Soca my bad? So that song soccer soccer soccer, mother soccer, So can we can we talk about your shame? You can talk about because I was like, wow, iced out, shout out to Johnny. That's the same person that made She's six nine. I don't know who made his chain, but I know my jewelid is really good efficiently huh. He's in Kingston and Geo too, Geo Geo the plus. I think UM did because I let the African guy. He just started doing. Okay,

there's somebody else. Yeah. The tongue this side. This was my first piece some of the ba Yeah, of course you got to get that tongue. I like, I'm not gonna lie. These are really heavy and I'd be feeling like I'm choking. So I love to have like different like sizes, like this is lighter, and then you could just wear the heart chain by itself, not wear the banana. But my next chain, I probably get it. I like, I like Eliante's work, so I might do him. Go

to him real quick. Went to Jacob Wing. Jewelry takes a long time. This one was six months. Um, this one was. This one was pretty fast. Yeah, mine is working on two. This one was six six months because I said, I wanted three D and I wanted to move it used to because it used to just stay right here, but you have to tighten the screw or something. You should just stay sticking out or you used to like you can move on? How many I guess diarrams? Did you reject before you got to that? I rejected

to Okay, Yeah, so you got it? Yeah, because it takes forever because by the time you figure out what you really want, because you're stuck with this. This is an investment piece investment. Once you get the design done, it's like okay, and then the size and then I like when you you have to learn about jewelry throughout buying the full clarity, your partner clarity, like what do you want the white goal, rose goal? It's just a man and there's all different type of cuts and I'm

a decisive Is it ready? No, No, you're gonna go there along, I'm probably gonna go there. Then during Corona, you know they'd be taking shipments. I know I'm not gonna like it. I alread children of course. Yeah, gotta get that. She's got a bodyguard. Yeah, my bodyguards, he shout out to my bodyguard. She needs bodyguard. Yeah, you

gotta be careful, especially like Instagram. I would say Instagram models when they start buying jewelry and stuff, and like people be seeing that this is a rich bitch where whenever she coming to town, I'm gonna rob this ridge bitch because they'd be thinking that they buy theirselfs and stuff. Like I just had a scare, all right, I had a scare somebody. I as somebody posted my real live address and my phone number on an escort. It's I'm like, I don't know if it was on some revenge ship.

I don't know if it was like I'm sorry, I don't know what the funk happened. Um, but I had my whole dick is online o cats, I had this straight up move. But you got like you know what I'm saying, Like I'm living like a house, Like many people just pull up to my house like oh yeah, no, I got no. I definitely got me a weapon and like a new ring system. So like, yeah, I have like five cameras now outside my house. It's not a good but my lease is up and like you know

a couple of months. So I'm like all right. They were like yeah, like Tesl's outside YadA, YadA, YadA. Yet they were on and then I made my page free like a jackass, and they took all my content off my wall and posted it on the escort site. I'm so sorry that had the phone number, so you know, I had had to dump that phone number quick like i'd like get out of here. Yeah, because my phone went off NonStop for like, I'm not gonna lie. With the amount of followers that we have, it probably could

you just post that real quick and as well. Yeah, if a bit ever tried me, I'll post they they number on on Instagram real quick. Who's this? I don't know's I know who it is? People ain't been doing nothing crazy though. I have an idea who I think it is because I do a lot of collabs, fucking collabs um and I think it was a girl that was just mad and bitter because she's the only person I can think of. It had both informations like add

access to it and everything. Nope, that's that's the No more crabs at the crib, No, just meet them up. That's dead dead Nope. I got a nice merry yacht bond boyarde. Yeah, yeah, making too much? Yeah, we need to be room next door to young mother. Oh my god in the morning. Oh we got no, we got called first. They called us first about the music I got because the guy down on the door and she flew off the couch with a with her head like that's so crazy. Yeah, I don't know why they would

put us in a room. So where are you from? You have an accent? He open, that's You're beautiful, both of you guys, gorgeous. You know what. I wanted to watch you put that long at tongue in one of them. I don't think I can do that. Why yours to have her tongue on coming on mine? Is like maybe here this is going. Oh my god, damn, how you doing that? Hurt? It hurts your throw like it hurts when I pull it. Oh yeah, the little, the little. I think this hurts most. Yeah, that hurts both. My

throat don't hurt? I be feeling like I could move my throat open and close? Am I getting half way? How long is this tongue stick? As long as the Empire state building? And you're longer not taking the lake? Who I don't know who that is? Yeah, I was gonna say, you think yeah m hm, so um I'm hungry. We learned a lot today, Mike. What did you learn today? A lot today? First of all, motherfucker, shout out to you. Shout to your being a great she bites prom for me.

I love for her. Of all, if you are giving a class, I would be here first. We should do a class, please please, please, but we can learn. I don't give it ship. I don't care if you're twelve, you got some ship to TV. I watched the little kids on fucking YouTube. I'll be watching the kids. I don't give the ship. You've got some ship to teach me, teach me, teach me. I'm a humble motherfucker. I'll be the first person to tell me you humble. But now

we girlsy fucking period. I'll do it because I'm trying to. I'm trying to flip this point and get out. You know what I'm saying. You tightening? Look tight bay, But I look, I got at least on this body. I got about three more years. My eggs dry up and I need to get that. You need to put them. Do put put your eggs in the freezer. Yeah I thought about the freezer too, but I'm like still, But then the surgery on the body. I feel like listen, listen, listen,

you should get the baby, not put that. Put the eggs in the freezer. Get what's it called? Girl, I've looked at it and then and you could get pregnant and seven within the beat the time out of time out time time the funk out? Who the funk? Want to be pregnant seventy, That's what I'm saying. I don't want to be If you get pregnant seventy, the baby

will come out thirty five years old, That's what I'm saying. Yes, you may go to come, no one texting, come and if father will be very happy because chold s pull the you my baby gonna come out of sugar Daddy like I don't want to do that. Let me be gonna come out with a baby, motherfucker, come out with bills. No not, but I heard about freezing the whole egg thing, you know, because none of you are are you got a mother either? We're all dog malls my mother. So

I was just so you are pretty much. You guys are all a bunch of swallowers that oh God, yes, a good children. I got two cute twin boys, you know, you're a big kids are so freaking I want twins, but I won't get one for you. She can that mommy, You're gonna have somebody carry the baby. I'm just scared of gi No, you don't have to be for Yeah, that's see now, that's what I'm saying. Now, that's not a crazy pay traditional when it comes to being. I'll

do that ship, I'll do that wife. I don't find the time your husband and you want to have a husband and a wife making babies together. Wake up in the morning, you help me, I help you do all that. I don't want to be. I'm not gonna be hard be my kids right now, right now, it's like you know, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do all you want to do what I don't want to have. I don't want to carry. I don't want to do I want to beat. I want to carry. I would not need my belly like that. I don't

want to do none of that, beautiful wids. I don't want to I don't want none of that. And I want CHATCHI to be there. Get jealous, jealous, Michael Chad say something to Mike Chachi, did you try your friend. It's chatchy tattoo the mommy, this looks very spoiled. She is very spoiled. She's so she a child. She's a child, right she too? Oh no, she's a she's a Pomeranian. Pomeranian. Yeah, she had a longer hair. R Yeah, I cut her hair. You know what, Florida is super hot. I mean she's

on the show Peter get in trouble with Peter. Now, she's not going to get in trouble on You can have just not not only fans. Oh my god, you all know about the new rules on only fans. No more public. The more public they got me. Girls were like doing they've been doing on in the public, like everything in the public place. Yeah, kid, I can't be at the beach. I can't pull my sits out of the beach. I can't. No wait, I think you could do it in a car, but you can't. Yeah, but

you have to be home. You can't be driving, and you can't be people walking. There's the only fans police. Yes, I do too. Thanks. What's that girl that made the only Bella Thorne thanks to that bit? Yeah, she follows Michael. That was that was the girl that was her. It was Bella Thorne that made the money. In the word she you know, only fans never used to do like chargebacks, never did charge bags. She posted. She posted only the pictures that were on her Instagram on only fans and

charge a lot of money. And she made like in like a day to three million dollars and only fans had to start taking chargebacks because of her popped the bit a little arrow, a little background. You know, I'm not even gonna lost. She had to give all that money back. No, she she kept it because she was bragging about it only fans as a platform. You're she

was like selling false ship, false advertising. A lot of people tried to call the ship in repardless, and then they implemented the chargebacks the new rules that people got that so they can away by yeah, and now they could buy my ship and get a charge back and that's up. Yeah, Well we learned some new ship today that you cannot pull your ass out in public, Like somebody's toad comes in the frame, you better tag that motherfucker or make them sign. Really, but I really don't

do work. I don't do work with I really don't work with other I only do a lot of work with a lot of I don't discriminate, I'll do I'll do only fans. When did that time you ate up a woman out only fun? You just oh only Oh god, it's been a while, yeah of course, yeah. Yeah. I make sure I make sure I get I get remember, I get tax I get if I do at chat super into. I don't know. I didn't Anyboducci that night. We were screaming. Oh no, I didn't know body Cuchi

that night. I didn't know nobody, no, no, no, no no oh. That was because we were just what were you doing? Yeah? So do you do? Do you moan? When do you have sex? I mean probably when I was a virgin? We're not. I mean, do I feel like a man should moan or like say some same thing? What do you drink? Yea, yeah, don't be quiet. It doesn't feels to me. Yeah, all right, we'll try after the show. I mean, I've never went the heck, I never yet. He liked. Is that how you're like a

nasty like you like? I mean, it's like, oh my god, my mom doesn't watch your mom. I'm black mose the internet, black mother. I'm good unless my life aunts or something. My aunt says, she remembers you from she used to hang out with somebody called something. The entertainer said, Cedric in Jersey. Um, there's a girl. Guy guy. He's a comedian. Yes, he's not a comedian anymore, he's retired, but he something.

The entertainer the entertaining, I would remember your mother knows me, not my mother, she's I'm saying, she knows me that like your aunt. Oh, Michael blocks and not episode seven, but have a whole nephew out there out like like Michael when Jersey is she she's she's in she used to be in Patterson. Are you saying I'm Patterson? Yeah? I mean my dick has a passport. He's traveled. He said, dick as a password. But I don't I don't know did she did she describe my dick? No, she didn't

give me. No, they're not gonna talk about what they like details and pails. Yeah, we don't want it. But I think what s got to do with this, not what the entertainment person but no, but her friends trying to get and then she's got with me and you, huh no, no, with you with you? What what hotel was this holiday and I don't know what hotel if it's anything. It had been like ten years. It was a long time ago, like don't long like I think I was like a child, like the baby. Yeah, oh

there's no money. Oh god, no no, no, there's no baby somebody. No no, no, no, no no. This is like, well if I did a baby twenty years old hanging out with Michael years ago. Michael, Oh, that's actually said it. Like I remember, Michael, never pitch up your aunt. Yeah maybe on Facebook? Yeah yeah, not Instagram, Mike, you would remember that. Well, I don't see the Instagram, but I

don't remember. I had a MySpace page, but she has a Facebook, and it was it was just one of I was like, right, I was like, all right, I mean, I'm a motherfucker. I know if I'm never I never sing aunt before. I'm how old is your aunt? You don't act the woman, not her, but something I'm proud of your Michael, Mike, her aunt had sex with, said your entertainer and Michael Block. I guess you're like in the bloodline, you're in the in the timeline, you know

what I mean. Just it's just like it's just like because it was like I break up hanging out with them. That's so cool. I remember hopeflay around market. Michael Black. Yeah, what she looked like. She probably looked real good. It looks like me, just like with more like her nose is a little bigger. You know, she looks like me. A lot of women that look like it's gonna be I'm pretty sure you did not. Michael. When you have sex,

do you like your nipples was hot? Na? I just when I like to just take control and just you know, fun, like an animal. I know you know some men like that and it sounds like right up, my arm's out, my nigg is to hurt. Nipples. Yeah, you mean like my nipples. I mean I've had my nipples tuck. But I mean he loves that ship too much. I said, you know what, I'm done with the nipple guy. Nipples. Guys had guys nipples don't. I don't want, but I don't want. Yeah, I'm a suck someone else. I feel

like like I stuck on. Like it's like I'm not I'm not big on bass. Just take a lot. You gotta know bars. Well, okay, so women just be thinking, boss, you gotta nick the balls all that stucking. Women be trying to suck the ball like it's a dig and you can it hurts like our balls are like you know, just it's like trying to take an egg out of a chicken. White. He's not I do that. I mean I used, but it's been a while. What's that. You have to be there because it will burn you. I

mean let it burn. It is like like perm Just don't scratch your head before you do it. I don't like there would be messing up. I do laser, but in between lasers, I do wax. They told me, do do wax in between lasers because I can't go right now. They said, she, I am waxed right now, blazer, but they told me, don't. Wax is smooth right now right now. It's like bleach too. But do what you do intimate leaching? Yeah, I never did intimately. It is all one color. Like

I'm all like, I love that. I'm very looking at bleaching. Yeah, I love that. I'm looking. I'm very interested in intimate bleaching. Yeah, like I'm bleaching. It's all it's all one color. No people assholes here. No, it doesn't matter if like hairing, bump or nothing. Nothing. The like that needs to be because don't you want all your skin color to be I wanted to be the same. Give it to me. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I got I gotta go to the Yeah, I gotta go to the thing.

You gotta go to the doctor, like, yeah, doctor, I mean we could do a spot day, like we should do that. I'm come to Miami, shout out to NFL and that's a fatty baby snacks and must see you. She is her bad don't see she does Miki Bella's shots because you know during Corona gained a lot of weight and she said in the double chin so it's like it's like liquid light bo. So they just inject you. I would say it work O my goad. She's got some snatches when I go see, oh my god, I looked.

It looks crazy like I look like like what. So what we learned today is, uh, ladies, So what's better at wax shade, bleach um burning hair off lasers? The ba wax shave should be under the ground in the garden. Hey, So shaving is terrible because if you start itching the colors, nothing like a nice clean vagina. I'm a big fan of a smooth. Just it tastes so much better, feels so much better. So especially want the hair, the what what the prisoners? So now so I've lasered basically a

laden strip. So now it's like I have the hair in a strip. That's that's nice. So it's not I'm not fully lasered off. But I would think so you should like Mr. So, you should like Mr. T. Yeah. Yeah, I see a girl. There's a girl on Instagram. She has a landing strip and she dyes her landing strip and it's so cute to me for some reason. Oh my god, that's actually to the thing. And I'll go to that cousin. I gotta bleaching in the diet and she does the blanche. I've seen it with the I

thought I thought having a dick was more fun. You have so much more fun with you'all couching the money. Yeah, they got landing strips and hair colors and then once a month it turns red for like four days. Yeah. For my I put a big old tattoo where like Lotus Lodus flower like your time tattoos. She's gonna finish it, but I love it so cute. I have a hundred tattoos. I'm gonna I'm going to finish it. I'm just I haven't found anybody worthy enough. She's gonna give me her guys. Mom, Yeah,

she's gonna give me as good he travels. Oh yeah, I need him, But I need him to come out here and like stay for like a week because I need you to finish it, like I don't want to. Don't just do one week now and then and then like a month. No, he justizing and doing. I get drunk. I started cursing and fighting my tattoos. Come just just finish it. I'm just gonna take something and like let him just go at it. Well, ladies, thank you so much? Will you? I had a lot of fun tonight. I

have this conversation made my boss shaped on his own. Okay, I think you're boss. Not gonna work from now, My boys, My boys, it's about beauty of ill pussy, not about pussy nights and power pussy, fat pussy. I think you got a fat one. You gotta she just like hello puss, Like hello mother, tuck here, Hello just me. You're looking for where we're gonna get sl su This is like too heavy, but look good if he sings it, but not if he plays it. Yeah, because it's okay, okay, okay, okay,

because it's a cover, it counts as a cover. Sound keep going going when it's cold outside. I got the mother man, well, yes, says way okay, talking about all right, ladies, give them all your Instagram so you can follow you. Um kid, what's your I'm back you guys, miss nick he renee last time he last time I was here. Mimi, what's your I g follow me some time saying it, Mike, say to the Mike, Mimi z e one, m I m I z one and of course thank you, and

it's your girl. KB s sure to follow me YouTube, TikTok all that all the same like k sh on TikTok k sh on YouTube and michaelis Arabia on Twitter and Instagram. K you already know, yes all right with so much fun. I came twice filming the show today. That's okay. I knew. I owe your money. You gotta split you gotta split it three three away instead of pink and I just post you on my page and

tag your motherfucker's okay, God damn it. Even that's a three thousand dollar job even, Uh, I'm five million, I'm five millionaires. That's five thousand dollars job you're getting for free, ladies. And I'm a movie start, a whole movie star, superstar. I loved your move, my god, I watched your part like so many I'm like, this is my friend, Mommy, this is my friend presenting the Supreme Leader of next

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