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more nigger news face masks. That's right now they're saying that the chemicals and face mass is costing nigga's pins to shrink. What the fund is going on this little ship this week. So now you're protected from COVID, like can't protect my dick because a kind of move fit. It's gonna be a lot of COVID free niggas little dicks walking around. Right, Good luck niggas, All right, let the show begin, my niggas, thank you for joining us. It's gonna be a crazy show tonight. Kiss my eyes mhm.

And my co host Chinese fucking best friend. Hey, hey, then I'm good man. He might every time we have a show and podcast. Here's the best dress in the world. While I'm wearing baby gap clothes, you have the most outfit that's very endangered. What do you have on danger? I've just been as a kid man. When I came to America, we had no money, was so broke, and it teach me all the time about the cheap clothes

that I wore, you know, like we have money. When my mother used to go to like this back in the day stores like wool Ward Worries that is now called like wal Mart and ship. Now that's what's worked back there, and my mom bought my clothes there for like ten dollars. And I said to myself, whenever I have money, I'm gonna wear invests in life. I'm going to the fashion I hate prom one of these people. Nobody's paying me for this. I got. Nobody's paying you for that. They need to pay me. They need to

pay you for that. I got on some Fendi shoes today, I got some Roberto Covality james On and honestly, one of my favorite brands right now is for Sachi because office is allowed me to the ship matter buying. It's been likes and I have a funnip plying belt. So I'm just all caught up into this whole fashion ship. I just like to dress. Let me ask you one thing. If somebody's gonna sponsor you with Philip Lyne, what is that offending? First at you? Who would you go with?

I go? Whoever give me the fucking money Monia. Okay, Well, finally, if it's goddamn pay you, they gotta pay me a lot of money to where they have to make ship. That's loud for me. You know, my ship stands out. Whoever gonna write to check I don't give fucking food boo for us by us. Okay, you remember fo Yeah, I remember foodb back in the I got that vest that looks like I'm going snowboarding. You have one to

the yellow one. I couldn't. I couldn't afford food. When I started making money, I went right to the big boys. When did you start making money? Michael Blackson? What year like ninety six seven? No, motherfucker. I started making money after the movie next Friday, after my big break. When did the next years ago? Wow? And I started going to New York and shopping and ship like that. I was raising phillies. I would drive to New York and I go to all the stores. And how does it

feel like ten years prior? You said ones, I make money, I'm gonna finally buy this everything that I always wanted. I just the thing money. Fashion is happy, something that's in you everybody. Some people have money and they cannot dress, they don't know where to buy. It has to be something you're born with. Fashion. I think it was born

to me to just look crazy. I know a lot of my fans make fun of the way I dressed and how I dress, but I love it and I'm comfortable with it so that they make fun of the way you dress. But they don't know the price of that dress you're rearing. But I mean sometimes I matter how much you car. Looks stupid, looks stupid when okay? But I think I put it together well, believe it or not. My last year in high school, guess what I want? What did you in? I want best dress? Motherfucker?

No way in my yearbook? Yes, best dress? Fashion with my thing? You can't tell me? Yeah? You were always your future has always been a supermodel and you became a comedian supermodo? Would you win your class? In your year? But what did you like? Most likely to what? Most likely to fail? And look at me now, I'm a failure. You're not a failure, man. Come on, think about you have a Chinese baby, baby brand new James. They're wondering

what I'm doing right now. They know it's Tuesday, and what Tuesday is if I'm hanging out with Michael Blacks and it's did it Tuesday? What you don't like when you hang out with me? She's firving it. She's friving it. I thought I ain't working today? All right? What this is ass date man. Today's all about ass asked guests in the house. We had titti's last time we got asked tonight my first asked reaching from Germany, the novelists in Miami spring in the house, Lades and jentimle give

it us bring that ass over here. Ass ass ass ass ass ass sabrina as nothing like ass more ass more asks. Give it up for naughtya ass as ass. Listen, gentlemen, my next guest, I met her years ago in DC. Her ass has done nothing but get bigger. Titties got bigger, nothing like some titties in the ass. Give her head for niked titty's as as as ass titty's in ass as as as ass ass ask titty's and asks, please you could just funt in my mouth right now. Goodness,

oh my goodness, yes, mother said that our guest. Goddamn, I never seen this much ass and titti's in my life. Each of those ass cheeks gotta be at least by thirty pounds in ass. That's minimal, I think, my goodness, gracious, I mean you will need a loan dick to hit that from the back right. Well, I'm not sure how heavy each body part is. I know they're happy. I mean that Teddy gotta be like twenty five pounds each titty.

That's fifty pounds of titties. Ass cheek. I give the ass at least a good forty each as eighty plus. I went to a public school. Help me, fucking Chinese best friend. You're gonna ask the Chinese calculating motorcycle. I lost you at five pounds. I'm heavy, that heavy like a shivy. How heavy is your d well? My thing is only heavy when it's hard. Right now. I got one of plastic man, like you, only come to life when he needs to come to life. Right now, he's

sleep out. It gets dark that too, it gets dark. The whole room gets dark. Okay, my dick is plastic man. The whole world is at least definitely Los Angeles will get dark. There's a lot of dirty talking. My god, so from Germany. We live in Miami. I know that I know two of my guests are in a rush. You have to go catch your flight tonight, so I'm gonna make it very quick to the plants, not feelings. Feelings, feelings and feelings feelings, So talk about catching flights ladies.

My big topic tonight is flown in. Every girl has been flown in before. I want to know any kind of experience you have. You met a guy to I G and he flew you in, and like whether something funny, something bad? Like he little dick? You know he didn't take you with an expensive restaurant or what's your bad experience of getting flown in? Do you have any bad experience so far? So far everything you got been good. Huh, yes, I do fortunly. So what if a guy fly in?

What a chance of this guy getting some pussy? Because men feel like if they're spending any money, they feel like they should be getting some pussy. If men fly you in, if you accept that plane ticket, are you pretty much saying that I'm gonna get to you guys pussy? If the man flies you in, I think you should calculate a hundred chance of giving up the pussy or something.

And he has a stood your apartment and if he fights you spirit, there's no pussy because if I have to fight for my seat, hitting pussy for me, I'm sorry it's happened, but I mean, you're not going on the flight. The thing is, I have a really good scrimmage process. So you have to kind of pass a lot of tests before we get to like a COVID

test election. What kind of fast flight first class? I'm sorry, Send me the money to book my first class flight, then I fly economy and keep the change business very small? Are that is? She must have a process, lady, she must have a c in these new niggas is talking about by the ticket and I'll pay you back. And some of your favorites is doing that. I'm not gonna say any names. Please say no those no because they always loop around. So no, I can't say names. You

blame him for that. I mean, what if you don't show up? Yes? Okay, no, no, no no. If you're right, you're right, there's been That's a good question, Mike, vegas and gamble and you lose your money. What if you lose money gambling? You lose money gambling. You should have never tried to fly somebody out that you never met before. If you take a chance, you take a chance. I would never be really so is it money? Money is good?

And the crazy thing about it now, I'm with you, guys, I gotta if I buy ticket, you could easily go change reservation to another destination. You can't. That ship you can't. Credit card you can't change. That's the credit is stuck in your name. Yes, if I buy a plane ticket, if I buy a plane, did you do Michael Blackson?

So I'm saying I would suggest, guys, if you're gonna buy this one plane ticket, spend an extra two hundred and buy a refundable ticket, because if you don't, all you can get now with the COVID loss, you could change your ticket anytime, but it is in that person's name. So now I gotta ticket for this a chicken. She don't show up. I gotta be nice too, because I got a whole ticket somewhere. No, motherfucker no, and she to show up. I took a flaws. I'm like, no,

I gotta use this ticket. I'm like, he's sweet. I know you didn't show up last time, but I stick at the ship in your name. Can you just get on this fucking flight. She needs to let you know that she's not showing up. You're not gonna say that. I would be like, I missed my flight. I'm like, and she pretends like, hey, I'm at the airport. I'm about to the fly and she not you're never you're

butt tickets before you but tickets before. Has that happened to you that she showed up somewhere else nor show. Don't give her the confirmation code at ten pm, then I'm gonna give you the airlines back. Then seven pm when get the airport, text me, I'll tell you Aline will go to six dollars. Okay, let me tell you when I happened to want to bring a girl with me and this experience of being flight around the world. I don't give the girl the confirmation code because I

don't trust that the girl will show up. We mean when you but I have a friend that wants to invite me and my friends, my girlfriends. I don't tell my girlfriends the information for the flight because a lot of them might flake, you know, and keep the credit. And I'm like, no, you're not gonna know what's true. If they have the confirmation code, they could keep the Acally, don't give my girls a confirmation carnology like I'll come

pick you up. We all go together. But my thing is why men have the biotickets when women going to be huh she oh, how about five? You always say you're he's good. There's a girl ever flow you up? A good for issue? Anyways, a little clapping. Somebody's clapping. I don't know one person talking at the time. Please, this is like a fucking presidential day made. Everybody's chumping. Well, she says, you have all good experience. She must be fun. She must be like fucking like Jeff Epstein type niggas

Donald Trump type guys on the private chat. I stayed there. Any of you on a private jet, it might be in a private jet yet, of course, Mike, what are you looking at? Rue? This is like a superman. I'm not a big friend of private jet. I would never ever want to do it. Yeah, like I said, I'd rather you just can shop me the money. Oh my god. That means you're not gonna show up. She's gonna keep your man. Not your nickname is cash. It's like he nick's like here at a certain time. Yeah, that's a

lot of conflication. Mike Cheese is right. It's better to for the guys to cush your bird of money, your part. I give you my day to birth, so I'm sorry you're gonna send me that money. I booked my own ship. I have knowledge, I'm a gold member and American Airlines, I get free my name by the two trips to Los Angeles, the mile like I'll do my relation. Yeah, I hate you guys. They'd be like I to care flight if we had in three layovers. Yeah, there's just

like I'm about your ticket. I'm gonna get you on the fucking body pass, gonna be stuck in a connecting city. What can you put you if I don't know you were, I'm putting a fucking body pass. This against we have to every time I'm gonna fly. I'm like, I'm risking my life for this. So alright, questions, I say, you flew in and it wasn't a great time whatever, I don't know. Like I said, I'm thinking if a guy fly you in, he expects some pussy. I mean, you know,

I'm sure we're not children. We're not kids. We know you're not gonna go fly to a guy and be with him if you're not playing a gave him any pussy? And what's up with this? Like it's mean girls who we fly on that period? Like what the fund is the purpose of them? Ok? So those are I guess you can say. And there are hundred percent. They cycle themselves out mentally, so they're like, okay, so I know I'm not gonna suck this man when I get there.

It's more of, like I said, the psychling themselves out. I've had women psyche themselves out on flights to come see me, like, and I know I'm not gonna smutch you out. You know that women? You mean like lesbians? Yeah, lean just girls want Yeah, I fly rolls out. They will cite themselves out mentally like oh I'm on my period and then like oh magically a couple of days

later they're off the like. It's a lot of times like no, like like I think, I guess once you come in here and got you feel your vibe and you gotta like each other, She's like, okay, you so it's cool. Weaken scissor Like okay, is that what is called scissor? How is that our scissoring? If I'm laying down, she gets on top, you know, scissors friction like sword fight women sis scissors her fingers. It woul getting the

way it's like sword fighting. Yeah no no, so like describe it's like yeah, it's like have you been sissor before? That's a good question. Went back to the period thing. I think sometimes you like at the end and it happens, and you're like, and if a guy is eating your blood, he's gonna love you forever. That's ducky love boyfriend you have? This is like, do you like it better when the guy the former it happens is you don't want it intentionally? But what do you think he's a girl on her

period by accident? Oh you look, I get a period. I'm not a period. She own you forever. You know. The blood is inside the pussy is not a clip. Yeah, but the blood like the drug love blood she got on the shower or eating as kind of taste. Have you had a scissor have you saiss it before the girl? You know, been with a woman you don't know? You strictly dickly like dick. You like black dig, white dig, Chinese dig. You meet my friend, he's single, he's the

most eligible bachelor in the United States. But I'm just gonna offer my dick to herb Mike single, he's single, He in a singlar relationship. You know, he just became single, like two weeks ago. Second he's single, I'd be like, oh, mikeel single, like single, as I ask him, like right now, I'm single. Ladies, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Black single, It's Michael. This is your show, your single. It's a

girl relationship. I'm single. It's not my fault. I don't want to want this, he tells me, you don't, but you just want to sad up. Mike wants to have like twenty children before he turns fifty. It's a fishing masker. My Patreon page is not live My weekly Titty twos and trunk and Thursdays a movie exclusively to Patreon, where they could no longer be senserved about the social media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements

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and treats all his girls. No, he doesn't have a girlfriendspect when they are around FLA a single, you single and you single, congrat I feel when he has his girlfriends when he's not single, he treats h with respect, which is I fox with that. I think he's in a relationship with the girl that he ate. The the devil is a liar. Ye oh my god, Mike single. Just laugh because sometimes it's really unintentional and it's like, yeah, Mike, where's a lesson? You ain't blood like fucking drokla, I've

heard some ship and makes you heard? Who here? Here? Now we gotta go? What time is what? Thanks for joining us? When if we found out that she takes the guy's money with the fower, so that was good to know, Nadia, don't send naught any fucking money. She's gonna you can coming down here if I ever took your money and not show up because I'm responsible and I'm trust you will take a first class amount and

then she'll fly coach. Don't trust this bit. But he cares about first class and it's not first mostly business because I'm I'm you know, a business woman, I'm reasonable f ga business not first and right now, flights are really cheap that Nadia has to go. Thank you. Give the Instagram before you leave. Get the followers what it would follow you It's Maya Underscore SUPs Maya for Miami Underscore.

Something am I A I A A S. It's Nati Milano and a D I am I m oh that's my hometown and resented how everyone and I am miss Nicki rene favorite m s n I k i A Follow me on Instagram, follow me on TikTok Nicki Renee. Alright, I want cast out of leave, but you know what I mean. I can't sit alone. I gotta always have some give a big hand for a Moni and Knzie. Yeah. Hello, Hi, ladies, Welcome to the Michael Black Sncho. Welcome to No Filter, No Filter with Michael my next guest. I would let

you guys know exactly how I met her. Later, Ladies and gentlemen, giveting Kelly Kane Yah whoa breathe my kids? All right, well, welcome to the show. Ladies. Got money, we got Kinzie, we got Dallas in the house. We got New York, New York in the house. Son dead ass Facts the facts, Son dead Ass Son Fact New York, Son, New York has no daughters. That body's son, your son anymore dead facts facts. That's a fact. Yeah, say that's a fact. And what do you say in Dallas? We

don't really have saying that. I mean, I think we just take from everybody and just making our Own'll on it. And Kelly k what's home for you? Were originally from Tennessee, perfect Tennight like Nashville, Memphis, Knoxville, like outside of Knoxville. I tad nins Field. She's over there with like the Tennessee with my Scott name. No, the ball that's right, that's where Manny went to school. Yes, yes, yes, another somebody one wanted to was it Cardale Jones? The fucking

Carter jame on ONHI State. All right, so let me introduce Kelly King. Let me tell you guys, how I met Kelly King? Yeah, how you met him? Mike? I'm super Bowl Me and Rode super Bowl? Yeah, right before the before right before COVID. I met the Super Bowl, right, great seats. My season was given to me by the Forts, even though I was chairing for the Chiefs. I hope that fot Nanas don't see this. They're gonna see it, Mike, I mean this is gonna be the biggest podcast in

the world. So I'm at Super Bowl having a great old time. All of a sudden, some snow bunny jumps on the field. Was it like, that's the bitch right there? Just the motherfucker. Oh no, and the security attack. They had to stop the show to stop the game. Oh my god, can you can you do a re enactment that enactment? What's she gonna jump on my lap? Motherfucker jumper? Snowbody? It was ten foot wall. You jumped a ten foot wall. You pretty much jumped over my dick. Oh my god,

you jump a ten foot wall and you start running. Yeah, and got and she got tackles. You got tackled by like a defensive back from the I wish, but no by like the security security. Yeah, but it jumped in front of the media. So there's like a play by play pictures of me getting tackle. We're gonna play that on this podcast that hosted her. There are people that equally love you and hate. Yeah, Michael Blackson does love you. That's why you're here today right in my face. I

haven't a video. I sent it to you. You did video. Bad bit is my hero. You are everybody's hero, you know, American hero, you know, trying to marry a hero like your friends. And your friends were like I was piped us out. She jumped outself. I think just the people everybody was sharing. I was very happy for I know, I went, did titny pop out? Anything? Pop out? I wish no. At the end, I showed my ass. I got this dress custom tailored to velcrow up the sides. I could just rip it off, and I had this

bright neon. Didn't you gonna get a chance to rip it off? I didn't get a chance to rip it off because as soon as Atlantic roun, I know, but I honestly blacked out during it. My adrenaline was so high. I was sober, but I mean, the energy of the super Bowl is already crazy in there, and then they jumping off of that my dress? What's that noise? That a phone? Was that noise? What e was Kelly's phone? It was hiding it might be the security called Yeah,

that's super Bowl security they're talking about. Okay, so whatever. I didn't just get arrested. I got interrogated by the FBI insecurity, obtained for nine hours in questioning. They said it was a matter of terrorism, and I was like I am literally I was like, I'm just getting it out. So now every time I go through Customs, I get secondary inspection. I'm on the list. My intrigue gets X every time. The last two times I've come back in the country this year, I've been stopped and I had

drugs on me. But first of all, when you say you get stopped and you have drugs, and you like, where do you put your drugs at? Well, I mean I have like prescription that are prescribed for me, but I had other things in them that wasn't prescribed. But I just played off like I'm crazy, and I'm like, you can call my attorney and like because I can get prescriptions for them. It's just I travel. I kind

of throw them all. It was zand X and adder all that I'm thinking as you talking about, like the time when I came back from Jamaica, I had magic mushroom pills that I brought there but I forgot I had then Like when I packed my bags, I kind of just throw everything all my like toiletries and stuff, and those magic mushroom pills. I'm pretty sure they're legal here, like legal in Colorado organ Now no, they're not. Okay, well she knows you're drug addict. Wait at it, I'm

telling her, what's going? Do you have any magic mushroom pills for me? And Michael Braun mushrooms? I took him to Jamaica because I'm like, oh, like I m a drum on the beach whatever. Didn't do them forgot? I had them, came back through, got the secondary inspection and they were like what is this and I was like, it's an herbal supplement. And so they brought out this machine called the Gemini and it's a huge machine to test drugs. This machine made in June. Motherfucker. I don't know,

but they were like. I was like texting my attorney like on the slide. I was like like, please get ready to bail me out. And they tested it and they can't. I mean, I don't think that machine is equipped to test psilocybin because it's so new. It's probably there to test like heroin, crack stuff like that. So they put the mushrooms back in my suitcase and let me go. And so when I got back, hold my therm away. I was like, my supplier, most did you super higher they got to pay me to get Yeah,

Mike doesn't even smoke. You want to yeah, probably maybe tightening on with he's like that. So it's pretty crazy. I mean, so what happened? Did hear your friend bail you out? It was already like planned, so yeah, they were prepared to bail me out. But when I did it, I didn't have my phone on me. All I had was a hundred dollars and my I D I went there. I met my friend at the Super Bowl carnage. I was like, take my phone, I'm about to do this ship And so when I got out of jail, I

didn't have a phone. I didn't have a number to call to call my friends. So I had to go back into the police station, which is the last place you want to go after you just get out of jail, and asked him to call me a taxi. Oh my god, at Patsy for the night. First of all, what time do they lock you up? They locked me up at seven, and so it was over. You're gonna have to get out the next thing. Yes, but I was detained in the bottom of the coliseum for nine hours before being

It was crazy. Was that your first time in jail. No, she's streak in Germany, Russian? What was it for? Like it was her fatality? Do you guys know fatality? He does crazy frank He shrieked a bunch of stuff before. But he can't get in trouble anymore. He's trying to get his citizenship. He's not American citizen. He just like, yeah, he did he paid you to do that. He didn't pay me. But the super Bowl ticket was ten thousand dollars I was wearing. His bikini was a bright pink

bikini that said vitality, said her. No, But like I got the press from it, like credit, you know, I press. Yeah, I uploaded pictures on my Instagram in the beginning. But I mean you think that, but then when you jumped ten feet on the ground and you start running and you're just adrenalines pumping, you know you're not really So how many followers did you have before you jump? And then after? I think I had almost two hundred thousand, and then I gained like a hundred thousand from doing it.

Actual didn't bought it real followers. It's probably get real followers of jet is a long feet it's you. I'm fine, for two, Like, oh my god, this is like like Bugsy Bogs trying ten foot basketball game. So the seats are like in the oland, it's ten feet. Yeah, and I jumped over a bunch of people. I literally like ran down the stairs and it's like I'm like halted off and there was real it was like righting for the halftime. Yeah, it was earlier the first half. My mistake.

I should have done it. I had a video video. She should have jumped on top of your head and then you jumped on the other side. She's right behind the go post. Yeah. So for the month leading up to the Super Bowl, I did research. I looked at the maps of the stadium. I called people acting like I was a celebrities assistant, trying to get them sees, trying to figure out where to sit because if you sat on the sidelines, there's no chance in hell there's

like two walls. All research and like picked the seat that I was in, which was a good seat. I just I think I should have just like one had a decoy. I think if I had somebody jump before me, then I could have done it or waited a little bit. Should have asked Michael Blacks and he would have done it. I swear the guy he would have done it. I'm so bring not. I'm not a white woman with blondhaired titties.

I was twenty four years but the first definite they would have pick your ship out of You've been your own friends in the super Bowl. But like mother, so I feel like now I know for next time. But with everything going on in the world, I feel like unacceptable to do that now. I feel like, yeah, people may have hated me then, but I feel like now you should do it. Like during COVID and all this crazy ship, she didn't research like a terrorist. Let me

tell you something. For nine eleven, those terrorists made cars to book these flights. You know what it did to make sure the flights were empty. They brought a lot of seats on the plane, did the research. They brought a lot of seats on the plane so the plane could be empty. So that's let's pop. They have to fight. You got a lot of fight that got on. It was like very light on the girls that are they bought a lot because the weird thing about it, I

remember when it happened. I worked for the airlines at that time. The last job I had I worked for the airlines. I work for US Airways when this happened, and I remember I knew later work at the ticket counter. She said, for some strange reason that they before happened, some Middle Eastern guy came to the because pretty much the way East coast trying to get a plane that's

full with gas coming to the West coast. That they were just throwing these buildings, So you need an empty plane with a lot of gas going from the East coast to the West coast. She said, some guy kept up and thank god, none of the flights came from Philly. It was like Boston, like North and stuff like that. But she said, she remember some guy comes to the ticket counter trying to buy a bunch of tickets from Philly to like San Diego. Luckily it didn't happened out

of Philly. But these are the plans. Just like she made a phone call. She's a terrorist, man, that's why I was terrorist. But now they were so serious, and they were like, you know, this is a matter of terrorism, because if you can so easily run on the field, what does that make it look like for us? Flat blah, They're like so many people watched the Super Bowl and had the Super Bowl like they were so angry and I was like, yeah, yeah, I got away with blond

hair to the girl. Yeah that should I have two black busting it and then I'll get deported right after that. Whatever. They didn't believe me. I was just I mean at first I wasn't talking, okay, when they took me off the field, I wouldn't walk. I was being such a brad. I literally like said, hey, you carry me. They like set me on the golf cart like I was doing such a such a bit. I wouldn't talk. I think that's why I wasn't questioning for someone, because I wouldn't talk.

And then they were like, to Vitality, put you up to this blah blah blah. Well they knew about the guy. Yeah, Vitality is known for doing stuff like this. His ex girlfriend streaked the soccer one. Yeah world, his World Cup in Turkey or somewhere. His YouTube world, Like this is some stuff you guys really know. It's like YouTube to world. Yeah, we just opened like a year ago home like they knew. And then once they knew that I was like a Philly aided with him, they were like where is he?

Like is he here because he's completely it would be so illegal for him to be there. And they were like, there's no way you came by yourself. I was like, I took an uber by myself, went to the game by yourself. Yeah, all I had was my phone, Carnage canage. She was there with you. It's a guy. Yeah, he was like up in the boxes like texted him. I was like, come meet me and grab my phone and my dragons that I had on me. And so he's an accomplish it. Question him to what it is. I

wouldn't say. I said, I didn't bring my phone. I said, I showed up like this, already had my ticket, everything solid. Well, they were to see your phone in it. Yeah, they were like, where's the tally everything? I said, Italie's on a yacht somewhere getting sucked up our phone incriminate us so much. I knew a girl, right. It came from like out of the country, came to America. No, not further out. Came to the United States just to hang out. Right.

She goes through customs, she had a visa everything, She's came to visit friends, whatever. The immigration guy asked. So decides to take a phone, grab her phone, typing her phone work and we pushed that shake came up that she worked last time she was here, and she had no rights to work in America. Saying that bit right back on the plane. She can't come to the country for like five years. Everything's in your phone. Yea you ever besting to do? Just you can't even clear this

thing out. Just you gotta come with the new phone, like a secondary phone. Yeah, what the type they work? Because for the what not working, she's not visa to work in America. So they try to find it, and they know you've been here before, and you know you're a pretty girl. They figure out how you did some work and other pretty girls do like bottle service. She's like that, we don't need papers to do it. A club guy would hire you without a work permit, so

are the immigration guys. Some while he typed their work and he started reading everything had to do with work in her phone, and something in there said that she's work in some club last time she was there. So Mike, you illegally work. So now you're getting deporter you can come to before years. Yeah, they're so strict on it.

My friends come from Canada and she's also flagged to come in because she's traveled so much and she always leaves her phone, deletes her WhatsApp, deletes all her pictures. They're so strict. Yeah, so they have to misspell work from Thorpe then, I mean the customs not gonna find out like d W E. R game from w or game. Well, we're glad you out of jail. Yeah, what are you going to do that? The NBA wasn't a bubble Yeah, bubble lockout and because you're trying, so you know some

pictures that made it to the lockdown. Nurse. Oh the nurse. Oh, the nurse that got in trouble. Some player got in trouble because for hanging out with from the NBA. He says, a COVID nurse and but she in one of them. She's fun. Oh that let's have a nurse out for those of the NBA play and drump because hanging out with a nurse. He was a big one. Oh he was a No, no that's not what she said. No, yes, girl, pretend to be a nurse. No, she worked as a nurse. Yeah,

the news one. So the nurse for a couple of them guys. Yeah, okay, then shall not live by bread alone? When the fund has been a pussy particular one somebody who is actually married. What's his name? Yeah, it's okay, you could tell us. Nobody's kind of know this liked well, nobody knows that he sucked them. Now he's he got caught with her. Yeahs though, right, she's the child me could be my homie too. I don't want to break my He could be a friend mine too, right, Yes,

I probably know him. Is that Lebron James? Could you not mention my buddies? No, no, it's not. No. Lebron's cleaning as fuck. That's one thing I can't say. Lebron's stay fun. Color didn't make don't chat second back. They came being with Thumble. So listen, this is who on the subject jail because I was watching today on I was on Netflix watching a show about women killers. Women killers. Yeah, like it's crazy. So now I just want to women do go to jail. Yeah they do, Mike, they want

the jail for terrorism jumping on the super Bowl. It wasn't your first time? You better jail three times? Yeah, what's the first one? I don't even see? Yeah, where did you go to jail for all the time you killed. Discussing it was like discussing sucked up because I got one of them spungehopp my record after years, the second after like seven years, there was like ten years for expungement. I think seven When did you commit the murder? When

you were ten? But whenever I went through, every time I got through customs, they're like, oh, you did this, you did this, And I was like, you know this around my record steel, it's actually fucked up. A week before the super Bowl happened on January. I'll never forget. I went to jail for du I at three am. I was driving back to Hollywood from the Valley and I blew under the legal limit and they still took me to jail. This is the Mother Styckle podcast with

Michael Blackson. Thank you for tuning in. Be sure to subscribe, raped comment, and ship whereever you listen to the podcast. So I was driving, but I blew under the legal limit. But if you blow under the legal limit and they just feel like being assholes, they can take you in for safety hazard. Yeah, I blew under something. I just had to hire. Okay, that's not that's Okay, that's nothing. That same day I was walking across Sunset got hit by a cart car. Same day in the right on

the field of the super the same day. For France a timeline, it's two times. When it was times. The other one was when I was eighteen. I don't really want to talk about it, Okay. Sometimes be selling posts. Okay, how about you better jail? Yeah, drugs high selling. You got to jump being high. You I had a d u. I didna have h I I you had a dune before you are driving an inflomen high. That's why it's

being drunk. Okay, it is something the same thing it might be in the jail, Mrs good girl, good girl. In the house, I had a pastor as a far there if I want to, Oh, those are the nigs, Yeah, my mother, My mother's an evangelist. I mean time you're still on the jail exactly Why did you go to jail for miss innocent butterflies on her own? She don't want to talk about it. Chinese, I'm being locked up funck now in my house. Yeah, Chinese baby mama than

any ever. So I would never want to invest with the Asian parents like the stress ye're no, not my parents. My Chinese David home left me up. The child's learn math. Yeah yeah, your kids to learn math, first day you need to learn. It wasn't the time you got locked up with Kevin Hart. Oh my goodness. That was the time before Kevin Hart. That was on the nine Our things right, it's a long story. I'm make it short, make it long me. Kevin Hard. Another comedian to regard Bucky,

Bucky and Buck Wise is Nigga and Philly. Yeah, nobody should hang with his nigga. Okay, nothing about him is real. He lies by everything. If this nigga tell me that's his mother, I'm like, Nigga, that's not your mother, that's your father. That's your grandmother. My card, he lied. So here we are. We're about to go to New York to do a show. This early in our careers, happening in nineteen oh my god, ninety nine, that's before Georgia Friday, Me and Kevin Hard to Regard and Buck Wild driving

to New York to do a show. So we all met at this place in Philly, met this one cloud. We decided to take one person's card. We get it to run nigga's car, but all his ship is just illegal. He has to call with the last miles. I would believe Michael, we're going with that motherfucker. Vinet Kevin leave, your piece of ship was broken. Young comedians coming up. I'm like, I'm not putting mouth in my coffee, Kevine, nobody getting young piece of ship right to raid. You

don't have a car Buck got. This is ninety nine nine. He probably had like a ninety two Nisan maximum. Not yeah something. Trust we show us his car, trust the car. Yeah, the question we should never trust the licensing plate. What we did in Philly back in the day. Let's say, if you get out of tickets in your car, okay from palking all you gotta just go to d n V and be like, hey, just take the plate off, like somebody still my licen plate and you get a new You could just do that. No, not, that was

nineteen so listen, it's back pens right. So Buck had a plate on his car that it was one of those plays somebody reported in the past, you know, like somebody had out of ticket report to plate. He had that plate on his O. So now and it got whoever we had that plate before we parted. The place stolen. So we're on the turnpright, going to New York in Jersey. Now we're around like New York, New Jersey, like very close to New York. Right, state trooper And mind you,

here's the crazy thing about it. Bucked it for like driving. Guess who the idiot that volunteer to drive Michael Iak motherfucker No, I'm driving his car. State tu I see a state trooper. I'm nervous. I hate the brakes. I just look suspect the brakes. He pulls us over. The read the license plate. The thing that comes up on the license plates stolen property. So now guess what they think you're the stealer the thing to cars stolen by you. You're the driver. They think the car is stolen. It

pulls it out. They pulled us out with guns. My big cha has don't know what to do. Another being pulled over the gun before they're like, get out your car, put your hands out, black, walked backwards black. They're like, you don't get shot. Motherfuckerup. Bigger long story shows we end up like spending some timmy jails. They figured all out Buck had some fake money and he had counterfeit money. Oh that's before Kevin Hard had like a thousand followers

on Instagram. We didn't have Instagram, but was no Instagram. That's the first thing. You know, my Space, my Space, I had like eight friends and Facebook wasn't in need yet. No, no, no, no Facebook. Oh my god, you know three. So that's my jail story. No, but I heard an episode where Kevin Hard goes at don't worry, guys, I'm there a freaking king of comedy. That's why you said. You said how I was bitching, Like, I never get into that. Let's get the one more thing for get out of here.

I want to talk about like, I never directly ever paid for pussy. I've never It's a sucker move. I never believe me paying. I know men all pay for pussy indirectly, whether it's find a woman are taking then out there dinner, or you want to buy her present or whatever. I'm just curious to what is the price of pussy now? Three fifty to five hundred dollars. I can tell you that right now because I'm on Twitter and a lot of these girls are advertising their price as far as time see. I got hit with a

loop today. I'm a beautiful young friend over here. She said it was an hour leaders that for the night, and I'm like, honestly, I don't know. All I know is it's three. I've bunked pussy for three fifty to five hundred dollars. I've had girls come out to do content for roughly three hundred fifty to five hundred dollars and they didn't WinCE, they didn't bad at eye. I

didn't even give them the money cash. They just wanted to get flown out and take care of So I get them phone out, hotel, room, food, content so they at least make money. I throw some followers their way, I throw some subs their way. Yeah. We do the scissors. Yeah, I've never heard of we scissor. We do stuff. We give each other rug burn. Well, you know what I'm saying, that we make money. I don't promise anything. I just make sure that they know if you come out here,

I'm going to make sure you're good. If you decided to take bookings while you're in l A interject. You know how you say, I don't do anything and I make sure you guys good. Do you feel like you're one of them? Do. I feel like I can't get booked, per se, I can't get booked. I've had guys thrown prices at me. I've had guys customing out and get mad at me, like you're all only fans. You don't take bookings. The kind of bitch are you? I'm like,

I'm confused. I'm not really that desperate for Dick to where I have a Niked paid me to funk them. And I feel like I'm a little more active in bed than i'd like to be. So I feel like if I got a carpet unt, yeah, yeah, in a way, Well it's going to be a particular carpet, and you know what I'm saying, the car I need. I need a scrub carpet. Like if the carpet isn't scrub then I don't want to Yeah, wax shade. I need paperwork on it. Yeah, I need to make sure that there's

no new owners. You know what I'm saying that My mind is so innocent, Michael, and I thought you was still going to the last I need the car facs on the carpet, carfection, I mean the carfaxs on the carpet before I get the munching. But you know, I understand that I will put my mouth on a group be where I put my mo on my guy. Because I'm not saying girls are less active, but it's easier for guys who just like I'm gonna stick my ticking you.

You know what I'm saying that like girls taking her close off like I can't take it and just coming out of pussy guys and just drive. Yeah. Yeah's not about that that. It's just like about if you understand what you're coming from. Like if you guys, my girl putting the female, it'll be cool with that female. Sometimes guys they're like, oh, she's like right right, she did

it already. That's it. We're gonna be real with you, right, So I could do something her no more, I can like you want to go hang out and come on later drinks, Yes, let's go, and maybe I totally want to, Like it's no pressure, it's just pretty sure chilling the same time, I just personally times like the vibe you get the female that you guys want, you guys start to fill yourself a little way too much, right Like I'm about to drop digging this. Didn't they want something else?

Like at this bitch already. She know if I call her, I could suck her, and I can call a new female that I've been wanted and forget about that girl. Females, on the other hand, we all hang together. We love like stabilities. Oh my god, I can call this bitch anytime. You gonna have good vibe and watch scary movies and we can scissor and do ship and it is cool. They go, we can spenser and it's not gonna be emotional and it's not gonna be weird, like they don't

have to be like that. We're best friends, were besties, like my best friend, your most friends, so it's less. I feel like it's less forgive me, like even if she get a boyfriend, like, oh, bitch, I'm happy for you. I'm gonna come eat, so I'm happy for you. The boyfriends and be like yo, yeah, sometimes my boyfriend gets

excited like no, no, no, it's notthing like that. No, I'm for her, I'm not for you, but you know what you got when they get when that gets choppy, when when you do that though, when you oh, dear, I'm for you, the boyfriend is jealous and I don't want that's how much would you try to pussy if you had to, Like if if you're a single price, there's no price. I'm the same way I make my own money, and I would just never like I make my money on only fans. I've made my money other way.

I've worked hard for my ship and my only fans make a lot of money a year. You can't put a price on it because I can't really just like funk people like I needed to be in and I need to like them. I need to be attracted because like, I'm not going to sunx somebody if I'm not going to get off and I've hooked up with people where I haven't gone off, and I'm like, why then did I just waste my pussy on that? So I just don't know, you know, like I just got to a point in my life. Yeah I do. I do a

lot of ship with girls. I love girls. I think women are beautiful and if I like she said, I bet you do thanks to the only fans. Yeah here right, right, So yeah, I don't mean, like, Okay, it's not like that women nowadays make more money than NBA players easier, Like you said, you will think a queen come from guys like guys. You think if Michael Blackson opens his own only fens, it's going to be successful. He won't make more money than Tiger. I went back to work.

I'm back telling jokes. I was very close. I was closed. He should be able to telling. If they would have stopped audience from coming out, I would have had to do only fense. Mike, I think you'll be a successful only fans for nineteen No. I mean, I don't care about your on defense, but I think Michael is a very interesting Mike is not like you could open only fans. I think you make more money than Tiger. You'd be lion king would the lion king black built. He's a

black belt. I'm a road model to my African village. Yeah, he's going to open up a little school. And now I think Mike is better than that. He's going to have his own school elementary. My Diggs article closed my school. The first mother is going to abandon him. He only cares about one person in this world is mother. My school has to just teach working. Yeah, his mother would. Yeah, he only cares. His mother goes Michael blacks and all I want is at school and not for you to

do anything stupid though, So there's no price. Ladies are pricing your pussy love. It's not even about a price now, is realistically? Okay? Yeah, please do see point five million dollars. I hope that you can have all of the plassy and a mouth. You can probably have my belly button too. That's a lot of money. They just around here selling in these third all countries are here sell in the Virginity for a million dollars, a lot of them. That's a lot, Yes, for hundred dollars is that two point

five millis that? And um like Jerry Knighter like, how about you two point five night? I got a hundred thousand dollars with you and w No, damn lie is that in usd Like you know what the girls now and they like feelings, love and passion? Yeah, it also I think, But you want to know what's crazy? What do you think? I just I feel like we're like in this new age. I mean we are in the age of Aquarius. It's a feminine energy. We've been in

the Age of Pisces for so long. I was a masculine energy, so we just fully entered Aquarius, which is very feminine. So I feel like all of these females are realized that, not that they didn't realize it before, but a lot stronger. It's a stronger feminine energy. We don't need a guy for anything. We can make our

own money. We're not getting more. Just not to cause you guys, but I just feel like there's a lot of females that been there, done that, did it, and they're tired, Like you know what, I'm taught of the game. I'm tired of being I'm tired of being outside. It's time for me to actually meet somebody that's there for me and until everything else. Yeah, exactly, like this its important thing of all. We have the first female vice president.

Oh you have women. You're just empowering right now. Any money, I think women make more money than females with as much potential that we have. I think women make more money. Now, how much would a girl pay for, Michael, that's what your call? Are you trying to what we're trying to sell you, Mike a process? You would how much would you paid for? He pay me? Five thousand? Would I mean? Yes? Can I feel it? Can I film it? Hell? No? No, that's only yourself that's the only big bag, the fucking

Michael Blacks and that's the only way. That's the one that this the small Yeah, ray J made more money than that. Yeah, your friends that sex stay wait to drinking sex stay. You didn't make good but that they can do like thing off that tape. But you don't think that they've got something bigger than when they be bigger big the show. It's about the closs like they made a lot more money than being together. They got

more richer, They made millions off of that. I think if the next person to have a six stip with Michael Lassie is gonna go up hiring in radio in Karadeshia. Nobody know that necessarily there's so many sexs gonna be hiring that one million dollars. She doesn't have a dollar. If somebody's gonna fad who has a million of come on, Mike, don't underestimate your faith. But didn't Kim kardash She only got rich all of that. Okay, how much her father was rich, but it's like they got rich. They got

rich out of that. Yeah, I know, yeah, it's pack, But Mike, if somebody's gonna pay you, you're the African Kingdom comany you're more friend, said anybody. I'm like, oh, don't you go to a sex stake? I can't have a six stake right now? New you know, I knew you have a slightly knew that. But how much would you uccept for a six tap with some girl? Who's

gonna pay for this? I mean you don't know. I mean they make more money to you if a girl has an equal enough cloud, say maybe not even half a clout you got, But if you've got a girl that you more, Yeah, how much more? What's your price? Ask him? It will go day like I would not see nothing but y'all sex sake on my Can you ask him? How much would you charge for a six? If you some more tap? I subscribed with this. I can see I'm building the whole school in a village.

Will subscribed next one. But just so I can see that video of y'all together, I was like, thank you for them, Mike, at least your words something nothing else to build? Well, okay, how much is it? At least just in case? You know? How much? If you if you are a billionaire, how much would you pay? The game goes on only fans, I guess more. I think she's like ten dollars a nine nine. She would have to turn around and sell the video for a fee.

She's like, Okay, I got me and Michael blacks and hundred dollars ten minute video and it's like her Michael blacks and and that's actually looking. But that would be like a hundred dollar video. You get what I'm saying, because there's two big names you're saying. So I'm as when it comes to the only thing, if me and Michael Blackson did a video together, I probably sell for eighty dollars eighty video. Yea price six is gonna be leg you know what I'm saying. They know I'm gonna

do some wash ship. They know I'm gonna say some wild ship. I'm not a corn star, but you get bang for your But so that's the only fans. So sometimes your fans want to see a man fuck you? Is that what it is? Yes? I don't do they want to see have you done with a guy? Yet? Only fans? Yeah, but I don't really like it was somebody I was dating. It was an old video. I always wanted to ask the question, though, for only fans, do you guys? Screenshot do the fans screenshot because an't

you afraid for like people to post your and ship? Okay, try to take a yeah, but I just feel like the judgmentally get that removed because you guys already know I have an Internet scrubber, and stuff does get leaked and posted. And I mean that just when you when you yeah, when you decide fully that that's what you want to do, you take that responsibl I pay this person my content. It's not even the fact that I'm

scared for people to see it. I just don't want people seeing it for free, like when it comes to screen shot a hundred thousand dollars a month work. Guys are saying that you have content of me specifically, So just like I'm saying, like, what I got your name? How much would you pay him? Listen singers, I fall off. We're gonna do a text tape to be ready, Kelly Kid, do you want call? I'll be called now you see it? Now you don't, Me and Nikki will be called NICKI

mill until we called block block block block. That's gonna sound when I hit it from the back block block block block block Now you see it, now you don't block? Will do a threesome block block now you see it,

now you don't block block. Thank you all for joining us for another episode, Mike, I'm your Instagram, but they can follow, y'all stop me Instagram, Nicky, tell you Miss Nicki Renee m s n I K I A. My only fans is just NICKI Renee and I K I A r E n E. My Twitter is miss Nicki Rene Underscore and my TikTok is nick here and A. My Instagram is Kelly K Kelly and then k A y and that's my only fans too, Gang Gang Come Godless.

My Instagram is Monty got the Goods m A and I g O T d A g O O d s Monty got the Goods Chinese best friend just the way he spells Chinese best friend. Private on Instagram right away, Michael black To thank you I've for joining us show The Mother Stuck a podcast with me, Michael Blackson. It's a Calvery Audio production brought to you by All Heart Radio and the Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brandan Morgan off Calvery Audio and a K for The Black Defect.

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