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Keke Diablo & Toni Weathers

Apr 20, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 8
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Two girls one painting... Keke was going to do an Only Fans with Ray J, and Toni will paint anything ;) What could go wrong? On this episode Keke Diablo (@keke.diablo) is here to talk about needing a twerking lesson, how she got her name, and she explains how Ray J makes 30 grand a week! Toni Weathers (@ToniWeathers_) is also here and shows off her painting skills. Michael and CBF try to figure out how many kids Michael's father has, and Michael tells us why he is proud of Usher... Fake money for fake ___'s!

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Calgary Audio. What's up, Mother, So Gays, Welcome to another episode of Your Mother Socker. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm here with Chinese best friend. I'm a great show for your this week, my special guests are two lovely ladies. I have a painter, that's right, one of the most talented female painters unearthed, Miss Tony Weathers is here. And then, of course I can't forget My next guest from is a Canadian version of Kim Kadashian. MS Kibo is also

here this week. It's gonna be a crazy week, crazy show. I'm excited. It's beautiful women, very talented women, or at least one of them is talented. We'll find where the hell the Canadian Kim Kadashian does whatever Your mother Socker? Before you get the show started, yep, I gotta keep out current. Evan, what's been going on? Okay, so um, there's something going on. The Black Lives Matter co founder, yes this is ready, brought three houses donations from the organization.

No way, Yes she did. She must have thought that BLM stood for banks, loans and mortgages. You know why, because she's been buying houses by the bark, whoa the bitch like that? I know black lives matter, but my bank account manners to lock her ass up. Yes, yeah, I hurt you. But a few homes in and Tino next to uh Michael Jackson's story for she only had like one point five million dollars. She didn't you came three houses. She probably bought three houses, maybe in Houston Orlanta.

She bought a house in in Sino, California. Michael Blackson. I watched the news all the time. I didn't know that. Yeah, damn. She must have found him cheap, because housing in Sena itself is about three million dollars. She must have bought it from fixed up No, from maybe a crackhead. No, maybe from a blind guy, yeah, a blind crackhead. Yeah. Okay, good, what was happening? Okay, everybody's getting pissed at Usher because you know he was throwing fake money. How can you

blame it for throwing fake money? Okay, he was throwing it on strippers that have thick eyelashes, thick lips, fake asses, and fake here. Fake everything deserves fake money. Usher. I'm proud of you. I'm making my money right now. I'm gonna throwing them fake pitches too, Yes, usher money on the strippers, fake money for fake pictures. Yes, okay, something that's in the news for those who take your vascination just right now, if you're taking a COVID vascination. Still

away from Johnson and Johnson. Yeah, I heard about that. There was a blood clock problem. Yes, blood clock problem. I'm telling you pretty much. If he takes Johnson and Johnson, you're gonna end up in a hospital, hospital, and then your family gonna have to play your funeral funeral. Okay, so right, there's a defect still from Johnson, Johnson and just yes, what happens if they took the tion already? Uh, you know what the fund ha'pened? Okay, a lot of

things happening. I just blood clock, your dick, clocks, everything clocks, Okay. Noding's gonna be open in your eyes when you try to close it when you're dead. Leather Mother podcast, Yes, okay, in more news by news. Yes, I know you heard about the police shooting. YEA heard about that. Goodness, another shooting went on in Minnesota. It's fucking police officer. This lady been on the fourth for over twenty five years. Twenty five years and she could not tell the difference

between her gun and her taser. Wow, I bet you that bitch probably combed her head with a fucking brush. The bitch probably eat Syria with a fork, and she probably mopped the floor with a fucking broom. Try again, motherfucker. You're now the difference between your bedroom and the jail. Self, bitch, you confuse, motherfucker, I hope you know the difference keeping jail first degree. Keep that motherfucker. This is getting my nerves. Makes no sense at all. Her up block, her up block,

her up. Okay, last, when I least Jlo and a rat is officially over? What Jlo from the block? Jelo from the block? Now Joelo is belonged to the streets. Man, I cannot believe this man, this oneman has I mean she just collect engagement rings? Yes she she has. I heard she has more rings than Tom Brady. Yes, she has more ring than Tom Brady, Gold Chamberlain, Um and our favorite movie, like I said, it is uh Lords of the Rings. And she also had more rings than

the uh Sonic the hit Shop. Nigga. Okay, Jlo, I don't know who's next, but just don't take a ring. Okay, just just go straight to marriage. Fuck her, engagement, a proposal the next thing, you guy, you meet Jlo, just say I do when the fucker? I think she still got a ring from a PDD. She still guys ring? Yeah she I don't know what she's gonna pull it. She doesn't have enough fingers for that. Well, I guess she could be her tour ring. Put on out the hand. Okay,

she's gonna be the first woman with ten finger rings. Okay, Jello Chinese beadfriend? You know what saying? Can single? Are you? No? No? Not? I mean so if Jello wanted you, you don't want huh? You know, Mike, I'm I'm in a relationship with a baby. I mean a relationship and a baby. You have a baby in a relationship. Yeah, So what do that means? What if? What if Jelo says she wants you want to leave the baby and would not leave her? You leave your girl. I'm scared to be living in the

block after a month or two or one. Come on, Jello is gonna proposed to you. She's probably gonna give you a fucking ring. You know. Yeah, I'm not interesting, but this way you don't have to buy a ring for Jello. She has plenty of rings. You're right, but she wants you once. That's the whole thing. She she's a rink collector. She's a rink collector. She doesn't care about relationship. Mine just there to collect rings. She's there to collect rinks like Tom Brady's there to collect rinks.

She have a girl with me, should get her first, Cubic Seconians, All right, let the show start with mother Sucker. What's up? Welcome to Mothersucker with Michael Blackson, brought to you by I Heart Radio, Calvalry Audio and The Black Effect Podcast Network. I'm your host, Michael Blackson, and of course, hey, Jenny's best friend, Jenny's best friend. What's going on? Man? Nothing much? Michael Blaxon, just enjoying the quarantine as usual. When is it going to be over? You think we're

over going to get our life back? Never that's a long time. I think we're gonna be in quarantine until thirty one. I hope I'll be dead by them, motherfucker. I don't want to beld I went to a public school to be killing that. Yeah, he said, thirty No, thirty one that's a thousand years. So holdly, you know how the fund is our thousand win twenty that's thirty one. That's no, you had a three on the twenties. Okay, my bad. I went to I went to Philadelphia Public School. Yeah,

I know, I went through the thousand years. You'd be like dead like fifteen times already. Now you're wrong about that because Larry King is frozen right now, the best newscaster in the world, Larry King. Is he dead? Yeah, but he's frozen. Your requested to be frozen, right with all that money, you better be frozen and ship. Why would they freeze him? Why that's the case. Why don't you just free you at like thirty in your prime or something. Because he didn't die in his thirty He

died in his seventies or whatever. You know, he was more than seventies, like ninety or something. Hold up, So if it freezes him, why he's dead old, then what that means. That means he's gonna live whenever he wants. They're gonna turn his back, his body back on. You're gonna turn you back on. Just give it up. I hate you know what I mean? This put people the incubator, like, you know, trying to preserve them this technology. Michael Blaxen.

Let nature take his course. No, fuck nature. We're talking about Michael Jackson should have been frozen. Maybe he didn't want to be frozen. He wanted to be frozen. Why did it freeze him? He probably ran out of money. He spent a lot of money on his Disney landing and Sino whatever they call that whatever they never never land. Yeah, I'm not would you like to be frozen? I mean,

you're the African King of coming. There's only one of you out there, and I mean you have all these let's say twenty years from now, you have a billion dollars in your bank account. Okay, if you stop gambling now and you go. You know what, Chinese best friend, I think I want to be frozen. I want to live forever. Freeze that means you live up. If you're dead, you're dead, man, You're dead. But they could maybe they have technology, you know, like how they have the free sperm. Okay,

on how old I die? If I'm dying it a hundred years old, But I'm gonna still come back with a limb dick. No, no, no, that's wrong because technology is gonna eliminate the regular life. For if I die like fifty, anything less than seventy, if I'm by the grace of if I lived down like nine, please let me go. No, there's no let go anymore, Michael Bleckxon

technology makes you live forever. Fucking rice. Either if I had a choice of, like if I'm want to make the decisions for you, all right, and you know I'm like, no, I want to make that right. No, I want to live forever. I want I want to come back to life nine times higher. No, because they all be. Then that'll be alive. If you tell me right now, Jenny's best friend, I think you want to live to like h years old, maybe fifty years from now. There's some

technology out there Alaric King's talking about. I'd be like, ship, let's go believe the Bible where it said, you know, so where in the Bible where those guys were nine hundred years old, eight hundred years they lived to a nine hundred Jesus, but not Jesus. I'm talking about like you know, everybody else not Jesus just died at thirty three. What the what? Who are you? Jesus died at thirty three, and he came back to life at thirty three and

a half. He right we raised a week later. Virgin Mary was still virgin at the age of eight, and Madonna was still virgin at the age of fifty five. Madonna's what she fun Dennis Rod may no longer a virgin. Of care if Dennis, rather than look at you, you're no longer a virgin. His eyes alone is enough to take your pussy while you wearing red. You just joined the gang men, but that I don't know about. Don't have me getting shot outside if I get you outside

and be your fault. Because you're the one to give me this shirt. That's why. That's why I give it to you. It's red. I'm not wearing the colors. We in California, man, God damn Michael Blacks. And I'm about to go to the Hollywood parkast. You know right now with all them crips, I'm gonna end up getting shot. There's no way they're gonna They mean your fucking eyes. They can't see my eyes in the dark. I can't see your eyes in the light. Stretched your motherfucker's I'm

saying it doesn't matter. You have on red. The red is obvious. Just when you see any crip just crip work, crip walk. I don't think it matters. They just crip walk. Yeah, but I mean that I'm wearing all red. Yeah, but it's just gonna tell me like a dyslexi crip. Yeah, no, fucking crap a. You're gonna get shot doing that. Don't. Don't. That's not what the funk I do. I know I got learned from you. Oh that's how you do it. Yeah,

that is a cripple. I gotta learned that. Sure. So that means that you don't get shot in the body and when you get shot in the legs. And I hope I did it right, because if you even do the ship wrong, you might get shot. My god, did you ever think about freezing years burn? I know you always wanted a thousand kids. You wanted kids in Africa. It's not gonna happen. I better hurry up. I've wasted

so much sperm in this fucking country man. Yeah, just like that ninety seven year old guys said, remember how many children? I couldn't have all the sperms and on my carpet in my room. Yeah, in the carpet in the living room and my toilet. You know what I'm so scared about, Like one time I jerked up in

a lot of information. I jerked up from the toilet one time, and I'm so scared that I flushed your toilet and ifucking sperm probably went to the ocean, I'll be so scared if I go to the each and see a fucking shock in my face on it, I'll be really thick. Fucking a baby were with my fucking forehead. Yeah,

I'm sure that technology. Now that you got a dolphin, look like you're as I'm gonna just maybe I should just I want to have like it's getting too late, I want to have a whole bunch of you can your sperm, like, lad, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna just freeman sperm. It's a pretty funny sperm. I could create comedians. Yeah, you could sell it to You could make money off your sperm. Why are you gonna sell you? Are you just always suggesting shift for me because you've

gotta make money of your your faith? Michael Black, You're the only African king come to a life right now. Hello, So your sperm is no good? You said, you're Chinese. Nobody wants my sperm. Why not you have? You have interesting dude? Chinese? Interesting dude to you. I got fifty fucking followers, and it's nobody giving a funk about me. My mom looked at my video fifty times. Okay me, I give up on my Instagram. I'm private. They gotta

approve like five of the people next week. Well, I make sure I didn't wear red or blue because when I leave this podcast, I'm going outside and i'd like to come back in the House of life. Well, I guess I'm gonna die today, so I went straight yellow on these phones. Yeah you got, don't you gobana dobana on? I got philipline in the Philippines. It's philipline, man, Philippline. Don't I'm mixing up? You know, I'm more like put colors together instead of putting brains together. I put colors

together the batches. I mix up the print, you know what I mean? I got like a silver Prosachi bel we gotta gets to sponsor. You give me free clothes? Yeah them, motherfucker's I'm tired. If you're spending money over there, why don't you call him up man, message him on my Instagram with the Facity store and throw my frozen sperm at the fucking glass. I did that. No, I didn't, but I should. But they don't give a funk about me.

They're like, you don't know, Michael Blackson. I think one person told me before we're talking about frozen sperm, let's get our first guests on here. I would definitely want to drop some spermit. If I don't get it, catch your case. I like foreigners man, because you know, I'm a foreigner. Even though Canada is so closed, it's still a whole different countries. It's a whole because they cannot get in the United States whatever the United States visa

Canada they can't. Yeah, you can't get in. Well, it's probably like one of those online visa, not that you have to actually go to the embassy to get a visa from Canada. No, no, you can't get it's an online visa. It's like coming from Mexico to you know, they treat Canadians like you treat Mexican Donald Trump build. It's been a the water on Mexico. Nine fucking Toronto, Nick, how gonna get here? Uh? He got here? Through Justin Bieber their friends. Yeah, so Justin got the Custin Bieber. Yeah,

he got the hook up. He's friends, he was friends with your orange here, motherfucker Donald Trump. All right, let's bring my guests on. If I freeze my sperm, maybe she could she could buy one day and make something Yeah interesting children. Yeah, as long as she doesn't charge your child's boy, it'll be fine. She had to sign papers, she changed to take my sperm. She sign the papers like this sperm don't belong to me no more. Those are your combs, snare not my comp I came and

I left straight out of in Cuba, Canada. Please welcome kick you bloat kicking. I love Oh, I like, can you stand up? We were connecting my fans. Just like to see that body. Can you turn around? Goodness? The devil is a lie your daughters? That Oh my god? Do insurance damn goodness. I love a nice ass. Geico covers Bumper to bumper insurance, the State Farm insurance. Yeah please, we're sponsored by state Farm. Michael Blaxon, State Farm. Don't want to end up in jail like Bill Cosby. Please

we have to be nice ass. Okay, Hello, how are you doing. She's actually like Moeed Kardashian's for some reason. Yeah, she looked like Kim Kardashian. If she take my supports and sprint, we can make an East South No Kanye East, not West Kanye. What's ther baby name? Kanye just named his kids by whatever highway he goes on because they know what My next shot is gonna be the four

or fourth South. And I have a new daughter called one on one North and mother son is the Koena exit Lost Hills, Calabasa, slow suit, your formal real estate agent, so houses, not a real estate agent, just a house Reynolds and flips. So you win. You just fuck the middleman. Funk all that time you get a house, you flip it. You're slipping houses. So how does that? How does that work?

Because I mean people I hate put up by the all the time they say, hey, you should get into flipping house, meaning you buy a house, you fix it up, you know, and then you sell it right away and make a quick profit. Exactly like that. I used to deal with my ex boyfriend, so he had a few places. I helped him renovate them, change the carpets, change the ceilings, you mean with that ads and those fingers and those titties. You change carpets, not me, looka so you set everything up. Yeah,

well you're not handy at all. I can do some stuff with the hand, like what I'm curious. I can hang some pictures for you, that's nice. Yeah, she can hang up Michael blocks and photos all over the photos and like paintings and stuff like that. Do you fix leaking for Michael Blaxon? Just have one right now. I don't know what's going about my dishwasher. You know what they think about it. The more expensive your places, the

more ship funks up. And I just want to go back into the fucking hood and don't worry about ship. It light goes out. I know that life's supposed to go out. When you're the place like this, nothing should go. I can't believe you don't have a generator and your goddamn panels, Michael Blaxing, you only be like thirty nine thousand dollars a month on HJO. I can't believe you don't have a generator. All your meat was we had

we had. Luckily for me, it happened while I was about to travel, so I left town and I found out the power outage was out for three days. So everybody that was here you had to like just go find some friends, just be homeless because it was dark in this place and I couldn't see myself and I'm I'm a dark sky man, you know. I mean I lost myself a few time. I say, you know what, Tommy gets out this house. Yeah, I can't believe he went to my house to watch the NFL game. You

want to hang out my house? I got a baby and run around all day. I ain't got cable. Yeah, he has a little he has a little Asian baby. They just run around all day for no reason. All right, So you flipped the house and that's that's so you and your boyfriend did it. Yeah, you guys broke up. What happened? Yeah, what happened with let me guess. Yeah, he cheated, you know, let me get out. He flipped the ceiling, flipped another bitch as that's what he did. Yeah, yeah,

he did. He did do that. He did a lot of things that what what what put the camel in the what's the phrase? What's that fucking phrase? What the fucking straw that broke? Oh? They use that stupid praise what stroke and I break no cameras back? What's the straw that broke the camera's back? I like, well, I

looked through his phone and he was cheating. So here please, it's a fisher When I suck at my Patreon page is non live my weekly titty tuosy and on Thursdays a movie exclusively to Patreon, where they could no longer be sensu about the social media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. You mother sk So I just had to know forself leave. Yeah, but they think about it. Whenever you go look for something, you would find it. Yes,

and you know that. I guarantee you if he weren't looking at your phone, he'll find something. No, no, it could be the smallest thing. He could just use saying flirting with the guy, Say oh miss you too, homie. It doesn't matter. You were squeaky. Cloud was squeaky, creaky clean Michael Blackson, just like just like the colors, like squad giggling. So what made you want to look through his phone? You gotta have no, I I just knew, like there was just too many things leading up to it.

He went out with his friends, like I would always let him go out do his thing, and then just one day it just didn't seem right, and I just had to right what happened? He just he came home and then he went into the straight through the shower and took a long bubble bad and watched his balls. No, he just relux family would do because I always shot at the girl's house. Motherfucker, guys, you want to get home. No,

things were already going a little wrong. And then he went out and he came home and he was drunk. He fell asleep, and then I was like, oh, his phone's right there, So I just took the I don't even know how I got into it. Actually, what did I think I knew the past? No, it wasn't face recognition. I think he was the eyeballs recognition. She recognized, probably swiped his dick on it. And then so what did

you find out? You want to know? Oh? Well, I found a new girl added to the phone Italian sensation. Oh this sounds like a stripper name for real, you know, you know, that's why that's why I'm Tom Tony. It doesn't matter how beautiful. A woman is sometimes a man just tie a same woman. You think that's what happened, No, for sure, Yeah, Like and you know, he'd always be really hard on me, like what I look like, and like hard on me, like the way I look, the

way I present myself, everything like that. And then when I saw this girl, because you know us girls are a little bit crazy. So I found her number, saw her what's up, saw her profile, buttre and I was like, what the bitch, She's in another country. No, we just have what'sapp in Canada, so we use it often there. This happened in Canada. Yeah, okay. So I saw her picture and I was just like, I felt good because she wasn't a bad bitch at least wasn't she from Canada?

Was he had a a girl from the world? She the girl's hiding from the world, you know, because that's what drake to the side. So was she pretty? At least she was? Okay? She was like, it's always okay. Where did he meet her at? Like a local restaurant? Like, I don't know if you guys are a strip club? No, like a restaurant rest Mike in the strip club next to my house. They have buffety and stuff. So it's like local restaurants in Vancouver. Man, it's not that many

strip clubs out there, you know how many. It's not that many. Two good ones probably one that's hie in and one that's a little less. I'm have Chinese half Portuguese. What the eyes? Who's Chinese that your mother? My mom? Yeah, my mom was Chinese Chinese. She's like three quarters a little bit more than I went to public schools there, like three I don't know, half three quarters is more than half Chinese. Yeah, and then French. But I just

say I'm half and half. I'm not going to say I'm one sixteen this and one sixteenth that a Chinese too. In Filipino, Okay, I mix. My mother's black. My dad is black as half. He's from a small tuncle Ghana. Done as a country, I can, I'm puting like burying partially. I'm just a West African, Okay, I represent all of African. Okay, let's let's let's find out. Because I always was curious how people get started into flipping houses because you need

some money to start. Yeah, he had the money to start all that, So I was kind of just thrown into it when I started dating him. So when you left him and stopped, so he had the money, what do you do for a living? He didn't real estate investments. Yeah, so that's what he was, was the older guy. No, he's like thirty six now, I guess, alright, cool, that's I mean. So he's he's still making money and he's like just crying every night. I have no clue what

you're doing. You know, he's fans almost three years now, two or three years. Don't even talk about his fucking nigga. Man's like three years. I was still working with him a bit after. Would you stuck? Like, yeah, okay, you know what I'm saying, you're gonna work together and makes she came here to work with ray J. I did, Yeah, doing what we were supposed to do, a lifestyle only fans. Yeah,

what's that lifestyle only? It was going to be like basically me and ray J were the top two people of it, and then he was going to get other girls from the Bad Girls clubs and all the stuff that he does and put them on the page doing other things, and then we would like have girls parties or whatever and do a podcast honor only fans Yeah,

but that didn't. But you know what I told. I told my grandfriend said, if we ever break up again, I'm gonna find about ten women, take them to my village, right and let the chiefs and the old women in the village decide which want these women are best for me?

Because I've been really bad with picking women. So I told my guys, if we ever break up, I'm gonna find ten American women and I'm gonna take them to the fucking way village of West Africa and let this fucking which doctors decide which one these fucking American women is best? So which one is the best? You're not going to give them all your sperm? Oh no, I'm oh my sperm the frozen you want anyone that's in my nuts? So if that happens, would you want to

join the ten girls and go to the village and see? Yeah, I might as well join them? Yeah, join them, man can get some frozen f If you guys have a baby, what are you're gonna call it? Mother Socker Jr? Mike, Yeah, trying to have all these millions of babies, you gotta think about the names. Is that more important to you? It's babies. I think my father had so many kids, right that he just ran out of names. Just cutting by numbers, man. So when I round in the headst

take that sixty nine, Get that dick out your mouth. Hey, thirty eight, what the cleaner dishes? Number three? Get the funk out of my face? You know what. Fifty five, this is a pack up. Get the funk out of his house. You're grown up. Eighty nine you should have been left just what I'm just calling my numbers. Yeah, absolutely right, Mike, because you know we're still trying to fix your birth year. I'm African, man, but we don't know what was born. My mother had me at home

in the backyard. Nobody was there to write you down. Yeah, So thirty years later, I'm oh, my god, how old am I? Fucking many many money? Mother? Again, you could have been born to day of Jesus Christ was born because you were. I wasn't borning Christmas, my mother, My mother's born. Now now I know for a fact I was born on a Monday, because I didn't name you about the days of the week, the name. You were born on a Monday, boring a Monday. But then I

looked at money and looked at my year. It didn't match. I'm like, Mike, No, wonder why you you like Motsoker so much? Because you were born on a Monday. Matsaker, what the Monday has to do with Michael Motsoker? Michael, Michael is an angel? No on mondays? My mother. My mother is an evangelist, so she named us a lot of biblical names. How did you get kicking? Your mother's a tripper? No, No, I don't know she has a real name. Mike. I just know Kiki. You never know people.

How is it KICKI? Kiki is like a really sexy ki. I don't know what my know? No, would you KICKI? Mike? I never sun anything. I'm a virgin fu three girls in my life, your whole life, Chinese best friend for three girls yesterday. No, it's like maybe like ninety, maybe not not that man, maybe like thirty. Maybe it's not. It's not much. I'm not famous like you. Michael Black got fifty followers on the stuff. Nobody cares. You all have to be famous to get a girl. You just

have to have swag. Man, you gotta swag. Look at you, you know I do have to You give me all this fucking outfit. I will never get out of my fucking house now, Michael will never let me out of my house with this wag. She might think I'm getting a blowjob of getting the ballet parking car. You might tonight. I don't worry, I say one of my group. So now, so you're on this new thing called what was it called meet Me? Meet Me? What is that about? It's

a streaming app. So there's like apps like be Go Live, Me all these other streaming platforms. So it's meet Me, pof and Scout. So basically you stream on there. There's no nudity though, or else you'll get banned take your account from you. So you stream on there and people send you gifts and it equals money. So just flirting with them are you're doing? You literally just talk to

them whatever they want to talk about. So you want to talk about like stacking the thing up your ass, Yeah, I'm gonna talk about that, putting, shooting your butt hole and why. Mostly they like to know about eating asks. Whoa Michael Blaxon is an expert of No, no, no, you don't just eat any asks. Okay, I have to really be in a really long relationship with you, Michael blacks in three days, at least three weeks. It has to be like at least a year. I have to

be used to your body or they that. Usually that's what it should be. I mean sometimes it should be what what about Michael Blackson's rules? It depends what I'm going through. That's what I'm going through. But yeah, so you guys, just but you can't. You're not a lot of show because if you show, somebody gonna say, hold you can't. No, motherfucker's I'm watching. There's a mod bot. It's like an a mid mid thing and they're watching. So even if you stand up sometimes in shorts, they'll

ban you. Yeah, they're strict on there. But it's a good that. Yeah. I've been doing actually really good. I've been on there since August. I have like twenty thousand followers on there. I've made probably like sixteen thousand dollars and I'm not on there consistently how long since August? Wow? Not bad at all And I'm not I'm not really on there, but like I haven't been consistent. So is it girls? Guy? Girls? Guys? Yeah? Everything, So I can go there and talk to girls. You think Mike will

make money there. Oh yeah, you'll blow up. There's a few people on there that are like known and they've made probably like thirty thousand, twenty six thousand in their first week for Mike. That's what I told you about. Re J meet me. I met him on there. That is a week he makes. Yeah, Mike, you didna have one? Are you serious? Yeah? You should shy it. Yeah, Mike, I told you a ray JS on their Conceited is

on their French Montana sometimes. I think hops on fifty and a few other people are starting to get on there. Heard about it, but I just I told you about it before. I said, my brother's season is the tip real money? Yeah? Yeah, real money. I thought it was the fans that I wanted. When so when they log onto this thing, they have to put their credit cards in. Yeah, they put their credit cards in and the app takes about probably I think thirty of their money. Yeah, but

it's okay. Still make sure makes thirty thou goddamn week. Michael Blacks and Michael Blacks make three million a week ago in African money, which is still I'm not six dollars. I would look into that, man, I mean, I kep put my dick house. How about gonna make money? They just want to talk to you or you just stare at them. You just say their name and they'll just get thanks for my money. Yeah. So can I like, I mean, you think women would like to talk to me?

Oh for sure. And the women are actually more aggressive gifters than the men. The woman actually spend show nudity. Can I like do things like no, that's illegal. You could probably do that for a few seconds before they catch on. You can get away with it. We got when we see yeah, you go there. I would never get banned. Yeah, you get banned. It's like you have three testicles. You get your account back even if you get banned. Yeah. I used to pretend to work because

I can't work. But when I first got on and I got banned, like probably twenty times, they give you account back. Yeah, Mike, we gotta open you one tonight. Maybe so, But it's not an app meet me, it's called meet me cool. So what I mean? Can maybe sell your sperm? One there? Yeah? Just three? What's next for you? Then it's like Instagram model you want to be like, I don't even know I was out here trying to collapse for my Instagram and it just hasn't

really been going well. So I'm just gonna go back to doing my streaming. See what else happens. Do you have only fans? I do have an only fans, but it's more just titties and assid It's not like me fucking anyone. Or if I decid I want to go in there and we can we do contest together and only then maybe you probably gonna lose your faces. If your friends, if your fans are all guys, do someone to see if you get fucked. They want to see me get fucked. I'd ever think about that Chinese friend.

You always suggest good things. She can burrow my dick, and her fans want to see how get fucked, close my face, use my cock. Oh yeah, you just use this technology. You just cut the buddy. Just I'm just gonna come up. I'm gonna put a coat on in my face and like, guess what dictus is? You know what? You don't have to show your face as a porn store. Yeah it seemportant. They don't even hide my face. You don't. Yeah, you could hide your face. You can wear a mask.

You don't have to wear a mask. Just don't show your face. You could be a portant with people knowing who you are. They just yes, people know who you. Dick is like, oh ship, that's Michael Blackson. I saw that one of shade whatever, shade shade warm. Would not say that shade room, shade shade room, edit that point out. I'm not well, it's okay, Mike. I mean they can't find a loss of against you. You find loads of against them. You guys friends, now, aren't they they're posting

you last week? I saw that, so you guys friends is so good? Yeah, I don't. I don't think my dick has like a breath of mark or anything. So there's nothing, no, nothing, not a flag of no Prinds Albert. People have been asking about that lately. A Prince Albert a dick like piercing. I don't know. Yeah, we don't like that woman with a pierced couch. Just smooth, smooth, natural normal, Yeah, no hair, no smooth like the Canadian airport landing, Michael Blaxon, that's how they land, so smooth. Yeah,

I like, I like vagina. Just shave no hair at all? You have none? You wax? Are you shave wax you wax like, Okay, let's what's that? Yeah, Michael's trying to get his waxing waxing painful. I couldn't do because I have this thing called balls. So if you try to wax, I have that too, Michael Blaxon. Yeah, but I'm saying I have like African hair on my balls. I have Filipino here. I don't give a funk about your balls here, Chinese best friend. I'm saying, if you pulled it fucking glue,

what do you guys? Crazy wax? And then the duct tape. My boss is not a duct tape, a cloth strap, class straight. My balls have very thin skin. It's not like I have elbow knee balls. That's how we are, all right, So why the funk would I be all the wax? I would peel my skin off, balls will fall out of the whole sack, and then my test puss on the floor. I have balls, can't have no more kids. I'm trying to create a president somehow. Some kids I have are not gonna be presidents. Maybe the

toys might be president. Definitely not my oldest son. Okay, he wouldn't be allowed near the White House, So I have to like, I want to have like more children because I want to make engineers and doctors and lawyers. I want to leave a mark when I leave, and then shape my balls and then sucking balls fall off DNA for somebody steps on it. Then come everywhere, believe your balls. Then thank you. I used near. Okay, But here's the thing about near, right, man, were always touching ourselves.

We're scratching our balls, you know, speaking for yourself, only scratch my bowls once a month on a Tuesday. Well I scratched my balls a little bit more often. I don't know why. It just I happen, you know. So near is like perm, right, if you scratch your head, put perm, what's gonna happen? Do you p here? But right?

So you cannot scratch your balls and put there. So if I know I'm gonna near myself, I cannot touch myself for like, maybe at least a whole day, because if not, then it's gonna like burn, and I gotta rinse it off faster than the faster you rinse it off. Then all the head didn't come off. You know, it's now my head now she's like I got patches in my head my head like fucking Kevin Duran's head. So I got Kevin Duran's head on top of my balls. I don't want Kevin Duran's top hand on my balls head.

You want Lebron James fucking head bows. When le Bron ships received it, then I got receding balls. No, I just want my boss as clean as your top of your head, motherfucker. Yeah, this is how much enough of this technical balls ship? All right? So yeah, so what do you do your only fan just asking whatever? A few? Well, I kind of deleted mine because when I was working with ray J, we were supposed to start up a whole new thing. So I got rid of mine, kind

of lost all my fans. But usually I don't have a hundred I don't have a huge following. So I have like a hundred and fifty to two hundred fans, and I was making probably about hundred to two thous a month. That's not I know why y J wanted her because she looked like the Kardashian kim kay, but because he hit it first, right, yeah, he hit it first. Well that's how we blew up on the app. So that's why he didn't want to work with me. In the beginning, I was supposed to be like Kim K

two point Now it was a disaster. What's up? This is African King upcoming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question, or you subscribe to my podcast, The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me, Michael black Say. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of celebrity guests. So listen up, mother stop, stop what you are doing right now and go find The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me Michael black I our Radio, Apple,

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe. It's free to go. Do it right now. You don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Well we know what we'll Hey, like I tell you, if Rida leaves me, I'm taking to the village. Okay, I'm going alright, we'll talking about village. What this girl has not doing the village. You know, you flipped houses and now you the thing about being in l a coming from other place and you have to find a way to make it work.

You have to find a way to make money. And that's the struggle of come to Los Angeles man, trying to find a way the way you fit in. What can you do and how can you make money in this very tough place of Los Angeles, Because once you move here, you know you kind of you don't want to go back home. You like it here, right, Yeah?

I do like it here, but it is very hard to live here, so hard to leave here, I mean, and if you don't find something to make some money, you don't end up and you don't want to get to that. No, I think because I didn't do that, I lost my little kid. He didn't give it. He didn't give it to ray J two point. We just keep working on. I didn't make the two point of sex tape. So yeah, I got kicked to the curb. She's a good girl. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's

all right. Hey. My next guest is another woman came from New York you know, can my head to She's the owner of Authentic Expression from New York City but now moved to l A. Give a big hand for Tony Weathers. Hey, Tony, how you doing. Welcome? Thank you, thank you for having me, thanks for being here. You know, whenever I have a guess, I try to figure out who to look like. Who she looked like? Kim Kardashian, who thinks she looks like famous? Oh my god, you

know what? She has that beautiful over byte like Carrie Washington. You have Kary Washington's mouth. Right, I'm not so mad at Carrie Washington. She's she's beautiful. It's so sexy, though, trust me, it's very I love it. Okay, you look like Michael Blackson's ex girlfriend Shanty. I never did. It's starting some ship the Internet. We are not the Internet. We are real people. Chinese best friend. I lived through the Internet, all right, Tony talks about yourself. Yes, So

I am an artist like you mentioned. I am from New York. So I just moved to l A about three months ago. Main the reason behind that is I do property management, so I trance withred out here. But I want to get galleries. So I want my first gallery to be in l A. So I have to learn the culture, of course before purchasing. Okay, so you're an audience. How did you get started in this business? Yeah,

so I started a four years old. My grandma wasn't our teacher, so she pretty much taught me everything I knew. But it was so traditional. She was strict, and I wanted to move away from that. So I decided to do paint and SIPs. And the fun thing about paint and SIPs is I do them on ago. So you provide a space. I come to you and we have a lot of fun. Yeah. That good. Yeah, just like you know, Leonardic Coprio painted Rose from Titanic just on the goal. Well, I don't think that he was an actor.

I lived my life through the movies' best friend. It is not at the not real is real? Yeah, but it actors. The real Rose is in her early thousands, if she's not dead, but but she just like that real life? Is that how you are? You could just so with me. It's a little different. I paint on emotion, so I can't just do pieces like out of nothing. I have to feel something to whether it's anger, it's happiness. And that's great. Yeah. Can you explain is that what

authentic expression does? What is it? Yeah? So to elaborate on that a little bit more. I was very shy as a child, and I wanted to be able to provide a voice to those who felt they didn't have one. So for young kids, I started off teaching them and helping them get through. I eventually switched over to adults to also create fun events, but just being able to be your true self. So that's where authentic expression came from. And now it's turned into paint and SIPs, interior design. Like,

it's so many different aspects to it. So have you got a chance to make money to l A doing it? Yes? Yes, So now I'm trying to expand my market so New York. I have a team over there, moved from them, and now I want to bring it to l A. Interesting see in the meantime, you know, because l A is a place where you know your this is your joint exactly, and you're you're very you feel you're very close to accomplishing everything. But in the meantime l A you still

have to find somebot nine of five and you into property. Yes, so I am involved in property management. So I tranceled out here with my company, which is great. It funds my business for sure, Eventually I will lean off of it, but right now, I actually fell in love with it, so it was hard for me to move away from it because I like both. So trying to figure out a way to manage both of them and go far with it. Maybe you could get a job. I'm looking

for somebody right now. So Cloud, you have to show you put together Cuba together with Los Angeles, New York, New York. Yes, yeah, you could just work for me. It is fine, We're good, youna do it. No, No, strictly business. Strictly business over here. You sponsored visas visa. You're gonna now you snitching? No, she's not. She got three. You trying to get me deported. I will marry you, but it will both get deported. I can't. I can't really help you, dope. Do you have any latest? What's

your latest thing you've done? Yes? So, speaking of my latest, I did make something for you, so I wanted to give you one of my original pieces. So just you got it first. Don't bring it over here for you now. I worked hard on this piece. I rushed it a state up to six thirty this morning. Wow, to do this piece for you. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Don't don't do any drum roll they do a drum. I'll hold it so you can just flip this over. Go ahead, you can.

You can slowly reveal it. Ship that's bing wow, wow, it looks exactly like you. She makes sure give me that yeah time. And of course, Mike laws a Mass I figured you like beautiful women, I'll shave size and colors. Yeah, that's awesome our new posted. How do you feel about this out But I was really like studying your patterns. Nice Michael Blackson, where are you going? Hey? I like

the legs look like Michael Blackson's legs. Just exactly got chicken legs, Michael Blackson, Michael blacks And when you're gonna work out with your legs, he's gonna wear the outfit easy. Yeah yeah, yeah. So I work with acrylic paying for the most part, so this one was acrylic. This is on canvas. Really inspiration behind it. I know Mike loves women and all diverse, all shape sizes, so I really wanted to depict that here. As you can look closer into it. I tried to use some references based on

online based on titty Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yes, that's perfect, totally crap. You look at this. I have this outfit in my damn class where where all right, look at it, but it's almost really hold this I was studying. I was studying online. I'm like, I'm going to get this right. I don't create this picture right now, Kim k two point. Oh come on, this is Mike. Come on, put this picture in front of us Chinese best friend. Oh what do you want me to do? Mike? Hold the picture?

And now we don't commission, we don't put it up. We'll cover that. I'm bad. Here we go. Look at this picture. You're blocking it. Put that picture over there. There we go. We need too more style, so creative. Oh my goodness. And look at the gap right on points, right on point. I love it. That's a great photo. Thursday picture the titty tu Z back was this is no filter with Michael Black said, amazing if you put that on eBay, but itself for one point nine million dollars.

I'm taking my thing. This is the best president I've got, you know, very very long time. What is the best on the show. Oh yes, And of course if you need anything ever, you know I got you so well. Look at that so talented. Thank you. Yeah. I came home and I was like, you know what, I need to showcase the piece. If we're gonna talk about art, you gotta see it. So a better way to do it. You got me some chocolate as some all different flavors.

Got a snow bunny. This might be Asian. They're gonna Asian, but she's gonna tan Asian. Oh my goodness. Or the or the one next to me is matching me mm hmm. That's the main chicken. I was studying your instagram this piece. So but yeah, it can be whoever you want. They're all facing backwards, so anyone so create is amazing. I love this. I'm telling you we're going to write on there. No, it's gonna be our no filter poster. That would be amazing. Yeah, and I want to see you in this full outfit. Oh,

I'm sure I have to pants in my closet. I just gotta the thing about it. I have so much crazy clothes in there. I'm sure I have something like I know I thought about this jacket because I'm trying to wear it. I wear this jacket till one time, and it was in my mind when I saw him, like, and I've been wanting this jacket. Might remember where you were the jacket Chinese? He was only way to Ghana airport. They'll probably not let me go if I want Jack oh,

in a show in Philadelphia. I don't know where I worried, but you brought it back to life. Now whenever I think it's posted him to think about this outfit. Thank you. I'm so happy that you like it. Thanks, Karie Washington. Well we see your talent, so much talent, so much talent. Alright, So so what's next? I mean, so you want to get into the gallery? What you want to do? Yes, So I want to open my first gallery in l A. But I plan to have one in New York and Miami,

so just the major art markets. Yeah, So eventually plan to be an art bussle. And there's a lot of things in the pipeline. So all right, well good, I wish you lost a luck. I mean it being the lay up dreams, dreams come true, you know, speaking into existence definitely is. And a very few women that do something that's good, very few really good, you know. So, and we met what every bit of like two years ago in New York? Was this something like that? Yeah, we met at one of your shows. So yeah, and

at that time I was living in New York. I talked about, you know, coming out here in my plans. So just now living it and doing well so far. And that's what we have to do. A lot of time we scared of make moves. People are just so afraid to go somewhere else and just want to be stuck in that same environment. You know, you got to find a change. You never know till you make a move. You know, you always say hey, even if it doesn't work out. You could say yourself, I tried and it

didn't work out, But make a move. Get up. If things are not work in one place, go to the next, get the hell out. You don't have to stay where you was born and where you was raised. You know, you have to sometimes you have to go somewhere else to make a name for yourself because a lot of time people in your city do not respect you till you leave. Happens all the time, you know what I'm saying. As an artise an entertainer, You're not gonna respect you at home till go and then when you come back

and oh then they want to show some respect. Now, they want to, you know, show you some love. So sometimes you gotta get up and go, man. And that's definitely the hardest part for me. I had no family here, so it's just like you know, and they were a little like hesitant on it the other time. I love them, but they are the type that once they see it, then they believe in it. So just like moving out here alone and they were like, what are you gonna do?

So well, you know, I'm here, have your family? So um yeah, now that you have this, this is yeah, we definitely got. I'm trying to find what is you? Oh no, I'm not No, I'm not here. You change your hair color because you're on here? Well she got this is crawly head. It's more like your complexion. This is you, isn't you? It's I think wuld be minus the tattoos. What the tattoos? The tattoos on her back? Oh, Mike, she has an amazing tattoo. Don't you want is covering it?

What kind of tuttoo you have in your back? I have a full back piece from my butt, yeah, from my butt to my neck? What is it? It's all Asian scene, dragons, Coifish everything, Oh, coalfish. It's good luck. Michael Bluish lived to a hundred expensive to You can't eat coyfish because it's a luxury fish. It's a fucking fish. No, it's not because a kyfish could go for a million dollars piece. They're very expensive. So if you eat it,

you work something. No, you have diarrhea, motherfucker expensive diarrhea. So if somebody want to paint, don't you could do it? Yes, I can't pay anything. Can you pay Asian people? Of course? Okay? All right, well you heard it. Give everybody Instagram if my money want to paint it. They want something done in this special. You know you're not this out in a freaking the same day. This is like a fucking one week job. Like I'm gonna take my time, come

back and you knock this out in a day. Yes, congratulations. So yeah, if anybody out there want to paint in of themselves, give me your Instagram. Yes. So, my name is Tony Weather. You can find me at Tony Weather's Underscore. That's my Instagram and my business page is linked to that as well. Just like the weather weather weather, Yes, more than one weather. She sprinks somewmer in autumn. Well and whether are you just hot? My instagram's Kiki k e k E dot diablo like the devil like that?

The yablow is Yeah is satan? Yeah, like the good devil. She's Tory Lane's named me and then and then choose that life to work. Yeah, and I was the girl that can't work. What do you mean you can't work? I can go to twork and you can't work. But you went on. I only went to show my butt for two seconds. But remember like five times. Yes, you were with Rata Tuesdays Thursday. That was me with the glasses't work. You still can't work. They're all waiting for

me to twork? Can you? No? I need some lessons. You need to bring me back working. T working part All right, we're gonna we're gonna bring it back and teach you out to work and everybody you already know how to reach. Tony Weathers get that painting is dope, thank you. And tattoos too, So if you want anything else, tattoos of course getting cat used tonight, just like the guy, the rainbow guy. What's his name? That rainbow guy that disappeared? What the guy? She seeks nuts. I don't want to

you know, you don't want tattoo in your faith? Don't you want totto want? Do you actually actually do the designs? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you don't physically put it on. No, I don't know you're designing. I'll do the designs. Yeah, I don't. I don't want to ever get into that. Just something about being permanent. I don't want to deal with it. Okay, like she'll get you hard as somebody else fuck you. Not exactly, but okay, all right, well, thank you for

joining us. It was fun learn that stuff today. Chinese Best Friend giving your Instagram so we get more. He still gave my good. Don't really care, just more followers, more problems, more people to answer to, like follow ahead at Chinese Best for trust me. He's a good entertainment. He's a a laugh. Don't pay attention to his shining head. He's still he's a funny guy, all right, And minds is m I C H A L B L A C Castle and thank you for joining us. Can the

dog shut the funk up? I heard dog walking dog? I don't have no fucking dogs. Okay, your neighbor got it? Dog? That's your dog now ye feet away from you, so you better feed them? Motherfucker. Yeah, that's your dog. Now it's five from you. Indoors are clothed. Why's this dog? And our show it's all right. Listen, We're getting funk out. Thank you for joining us. Join us next week, The Mother Stuck a podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a Calvary Audio production brought to you by All Her Radio

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