Calgary Audio. What's up with that? Saw? Guys, Welcome to another episode mother Sucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackston. I'm here with Chinese best friend. How you doing, Hey? Yeah? And Mike ain doing Mike I'm doing good Man. You know what, I'm gonna be going back to Ghana, so we'll be doing from here very soon, gonna be doing it from Ghana. I'm just still gonna call you and we're just gonna do it together. I know somebody that's
shorter than you. My guest today, motherfucker. He definitely built like a capital qu um. Another Zealist celebrity UH up and coming comedians social media influences. He's one of my favorite places to perform. I love going to Boston. Boston people just you know, it's so real. You know, I like Boston so much. It's like everybody that's African from Boston's from Kate Verdie. For some reason, everybody said it from kid Verdi did from fucking Boston. Boston must have
his own part of Africa called Kape Verdie. And then um a lot of Haitians in in Cape in Boston or soup about say, why should I tell that all the Haitians in Boston. I got my nigue on the show tonight. Let's welcome my guests to the show. Yeah, welcome to the show, Red Brown Brown, what's good dog? Never see man? Welcome to the Z List Celebrity Podcast. All my guests are either there between Q and Z. You are probably a Z list, but you're definitely definitely
on the way to Q. I appreciate that. That's cool, man, have been busy. Man, you know the world's open back up. So will you suggest your kids being comedians? I think my daughter is gonna be one. My son isn't isn't as funny, so like he's mean, So I tell him, yeah, you gotta chill out. But my daughter, I let her explore it. Like, if you find something you think it's funny, go ahead, be funny. I'll give you that mulligan of
trying to be funny first. But my son. I don't think my son got it, bro, Yeah, he don't got it. He's he mean, he likes to play sports, karate ship like that. But making a joke, It's like, no, he want to hurt your feelings. So I'm like, yeah, you can't indulge in this ship but my daughter she knows she she's my daughter's on one. That's like, we had a roast in competition one day. I had my daughter and son go at it. I want to see if y'all know what you're doing, you know what I mean.
So my daughter's turned, I tell how to do it. I'm like, you just want to get straight to the point in salt. Be funny. So my daughter's like, your mother's ugly. I'm like, yeah, that's funny, that's really funny. It's funny as ship seven year old keep going. My son is the nigga. That's just like, you don't know the difference between a goat and the sheep. And I'm like, nigga, stopped,
Like that's not how you wrote. Yeah, my daughter really doesn't know the difference between the goat of the sheep. But she's seven the same, No that she's seven eleven. The sheep and sheep and a goat. No, it's not the same something that same man like that. No, that's a sheep. The sheep got the wool, a goat got the horns. But the sheep doesn't talk like that. No, that's a that's a goat. Ain't welcome to the show, how y'all doing so the sheep and the goat, I mean,
don't the bull sitting man? Yeah, Mike, is that the same? He doesn't know. Maybe the joke was for you with known I et goat. I don't listen to me. Maybe the joke was for you towards your son he was talking about, man. Yeah, you don't know the difference between the goat and the sheep. Damn. You're right, that is funny. So that makes it a good joke. What do you think takes about a goat on land from Boston? You some curry goat? Right, yeah, of course, But no, that's different.
You're saying, curry go, curry go. It's too good. I don't care what you do to a lamb. I'll take the goat for real lamb shops, now, I'll take the goat for something. I think lamb meat tastes better. I don't know, is it? Because what make meat tastes better is every way it was raised. It's the little juicy fats on it. Like that. What makes I like oxtail better than steaks? Sometimes for retail is different, bro, But you know what makes a steak tastes good? And bad.
Sometimes the way is the way to kill the cow. Yes, if if you die angry, you're not gonna be all tender. You know, you shot the motherfucker. You gotta kill in a certain way. You gotta like, you gotta cut something. Tell me you're not gonna die, and you're not gonna die. Song How you gotta kill a cow? Mike sing a song. If you shoot a cow, he's gonna be very stiff. It's gonna be a tough meat. Right angry he died angrily, He's not gonna give you a good meat to eat.
Massage him, you know, probably get an email cow to suckers. Dick, Yeah, motherfucker cut his throat. Yeah, what's up, mother suckers? This your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. You subscribe to my podcast, The mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of celebrity guests.
So listen up, mother sucker. Stop what you're doing right now and go find The mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. I heart Radio Apple Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast, subscribe it's free, so go do it right now. Don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. I mean, I've killed the chickens, how like cut the heat off? Well, yeah, but you see you said you ain't that America. Yea sometimey I just cut it off and let the ship run all crazy. That's torture, Africa.
We you know, we dig a hole in the ground. You gotta keep kill him peacefully. Don't have him are chumping up. It's gonna make him not soft. You want the chicken and be nice and tender when you eat it. It's all how you kill him. So what would do we? You know, you grab the leg, grip both flegs, you step your foot on the on both flegs. You put the wings together backwards. You put your other leg on
the wings. Torture, mother, that's the stiffest chicken. You're gonna have that in the ground because you want to pour that blood. You peel some hair off his neck and then you just right, he got both legs. He's down. You can't move nowhere. You just color with the throat and you pour the blood in the ground in the hole. That's way worse, just chopping that up, jumping around like the Philippics. Mike, we chopped the head off and he runs around. Would you want to be that's that's horrible.
And then on your birthday you killed and then you put across right here because with the blood, you put the blood on your forehead. I didn't know that now I think about it. It was like, but don you guys eat chicken blood like I've seen it. It's a big blood. You drink it, you cook it. And then they added some interesting and stuff in there, so like a sauce. Basically, yeah, okay, A lot of a lot of people think it's it's chocolate soup. So I fooled a lot of my friends. Wait, hold on, you fed
your friends pig blood and told him chop up. Yeah, what rice in it? Mike? Don't have me come to none of this. Mike, had some you had? I brought one here before? Trick me. Yeah? No, I told you it was some little soup. I forgot. I told you remember one time I brought it love Philip beautiful. You liked it. You're like, what is said? A little soup? Don't worry, Mike, it was it was cool, real good. It was. It's cool, real good, said a little soup.
You made the order tonight. No, motherfucker, I can wear eight pigs blood. Why that's probably I've been fucking passing guys the past ten years. I'm look, was this that was about to be maybe like eight nine months ago? You know, you know I told you. I don't remember you telling me. I got a bunch of you like it. You're like, this is good. You're sucking it up. Yeah, I knew what it was. Sucking it up. Now he didn't, he said, he told me it was chocolate. Okay, you
liked it. That's that's what Roder does. But I don't trick me. She'll tell me because you know, she knows she's Asians. You know how to make African food, So she wouldn't tell me she's making African students. You tell me, I'm making Chinese stew and eat them like this is good. Yeah, make African students. Yeah, it's all in the mind, you know. No, that's not true. She makes vegan ship and then I like it a lot, like it a lot, and then next thing, you know, she goes, oh that's vegan. I'm like,
funk I don't want it. Oh, I see what you're saying, Like like it with your brain. If it's like grass me, let's let me. Let me to change this up here the time I told what Olympics with it shot sharing riches and girl, what do you do you think? Black? What you um? Um? Protests? Not protests? It what I'm looking for? Right? No, not right? What is you boycott Olympics? Nah? I don't think black people should boycott because there's too
many other black people. Other black people come in, you know what I mean, Like like, it sucks what she's going through. But at the same time, it's like, all right, just come back in four years. Like when when we four years is a long years. It's not Michael Felts came back in four years and went crazy. Oh he didn't crazy. When Michael Felts got in trouble for weed, he came back in four years and broke every fucking record. Yes, nig that's that's when he went and got his twenty
second medal. He just got in the water, shut the funk up, and he killed ship. She's in position to do that four years. Yeah, she's she's like something. Yeah, she's she's young. So if she comes back in four years and she's still the fastest woman on the planet, she's gonna shatter records and now it's gonna be bigger than ever. She's gonna get every endorsement. But if we voycott it now and then she doesn't come back and people are like, we don't give a funk, it's not
gonna do nothing. Like she's like, she's not competing for the Olympics. She's the fastest woman on the planet. She's gonna win nig She's already gonna win. So it's like, yeah, I'll say for years, she's still making money right now, just running everywhere else. And then she's gonna be fine. She's gonna have a weed company. She I mean she was, Yeah, I don't know if she smokes a lot of weeds be able to run anymore. The Mother Stuck a podcast
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