Highlights: Mike & CBF

for like twenty one days. Man. You know, I just need to get away. I need it was you know, I need a vacation and I need to get away. And I got away. Motherfucker. I'm the one that got away. Well, I thought it was never gonna come back. I thought you're joined the Ghana Air Force or no, they didn't let me in the Marines, man, I'm not you got be like on a like on to join the Marines or the gonna arm you kid, I'm not going to join this service. They will let me in. Well, the

outfit you're wearing right now, it looks like helicopter. Drop you off, ye drop me off home finally, Man, I like Evil Kaneva, motherfucker little budget urban that the ghetto Evil Kneva. How are you? Oh, I'm good, Mike. You know, before you left Ghana, I didn't get a chance to see congratulations on your well world breaking news engagement, the first ever in the Breakfast Club. It wasn't first ever, you know. And the thing about it, when I did it, I didn't think it was the first ever. I wasn't.

I don't, you know, I don't watch the show that much to know, like if anybody's ever done it, I didn't know I was the first one until I got there, not that I got to tell I did it. Um, it wasn't my intentions to do it. That want that such a great, big platform, you know. Um what made me decide to do this? And why? Because nobody knew I was gonna do this. You didn't know I was gonna do Nobody knew. And that's a good thing about engagement.

It shouldn't just surprise it. Woman. I think she surprised every fucking body because a lot of times, when people know your moves, you don't have people that are gonna try to like, hey, Mike, you know, don't do it all by just like, hey, Mike, come on, how about Mike Couci? You know what I mean? You boy, So you know somebody you might tell your best friend might be like, hey, you sure you want to do this?

The best thing to do when you're trying to propose a woman, this is really your decision as a person is you have nothing to do with your friends, You have nothing to do with your family. You know, you don't go ask I mean not unless you're not sure about the person. When you are show about the person that you are proposing to, you don't even know one's permission because all they're gonna try to do is discourage you. You know, hey, man, come on you that time she

did this mother? This that your mother that you sure she's the one? She go dig as you did your dead You know too much ship. But when you know that person, you know, like I know Roder. Yeah, she's an amazing girl. Michael Rader is the best woman on earth. You know, She's like with Roder, I feel like I have a wife, a mother, a guardian and and an accountant, uh manage a manager. She has all those things in her.

She's that great of a person. It's like I got like like one shop, one stop shop is that one shop? It's that going to school? And yeah, because if I did any other woman, I'm gonna need a woman. And of course great everything like in bad we are we're so compatible and bad. You know, sex is amazing. I mean, you know it's the most important, very important man. I mean your your dick has to get harder for your woman all the time. And she keeps my dick hard.

I mean to bring my dick you know between stick. Yeah. But um, yeah, because if I, if I was to proposed another woman, she probably have all those characters that Rod has to not have to get a big you got good pussy, not near another big that you count on. Another bit she like, you know, to cook food, another bit to do this with. Rather I got seven bit and one that's pretty good. Uh you know characteristics. Yeah, it's very important man. You guys don't propose a woman

because you pussy whipped. Not just that. Make sure she could whip pussy and whip a fucking meal two on

the stove. Make sure she could sucking be if you need help with account and if you need help if you have baby mother, you know, anything anything that you need woman that could deal with all those things, that could help you through those things, you know, and rather is that type writer is definitely, and she just she don't and she don't want and besides just being my woman and being a great woman, she don't want, you know. Then she goes on the road with work. Don't see her.

She works, She comes on the road at work. You know, she don't even want money, you don't. She don't want no money? Right then you don't want me to pay her for her work. I'm like, no, I'm gonna pay you for working. You know, she don't want to get paid for work. She's at Mike. I'm just headed harppy, you're my man, and whatever we need help with us what I'm here for. And you know a lot of time people say people do that just to like get

you in. And then once she just sucked in and then you shoot that true colors, man, I'm not worried about none of that Roder. She's an MVP, yeah, m VP. So overall, I got a great woman. So I didn't even know about his permission. That's why it was a secret breakfast club. Did not know because I was gonna do that. That's why Charlot Mane. He was so shocked that you try to almost ruin it, but he didn't. He had no idea either. Even when I was going through my bag for the rank, he didn't know what

I was doing. He was just trying to make me look stupid because he knew I was gonna pull out a range. He was so surprised. He wanted me to look so stupid that you know, but when I put the ring out, he looked so stupid that he tried to congratulate me. But thank you for showing me for the support you That was. That was. It was all over the internet. And then we didn't shut the internet down. Not only wasn't over the internet. She again since it happened,

she again about eighty thousand followers. Then it verified her because everybody was just, you know, did you verify her already? She got verified? Congratulations rather you know anything about it. When she'd be fried to her engagement, you know, she tried to get verybody like no, they said, you don't qualify. As soon as she got engaged, and everybody on the internet is like looking her up, like who's this girl? And then she just boomed just she gained eighty thousand followers.

Boom became very very fried on their own. She didn't even have to ask you. Did you notice that? No? I didn't notice. I'm surprised you got very friend So maybe, you know, you get engaged, you might get verified to Johnny best Friend. Mothersucker. Nobody give a funk about me when you google me Chinese best Friend restaurant and downtown l A, we'll show up, you know what I mean. He's a restaurant called john best Friend. I'm trying to, you know, get some free meal over there. But yo,

you're using my name, but you're using my name. I didn't see you last year. Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, so I should. I didn't, Like I said, I didn't know it was gonna go the viral. Yeah, the whole word knew about this proposal. Um, I mean, yes, it stopped me. It's you know, it probably what's that laws a few sight bitches, you know, but you know, but uh, the most important part of it is like feel it made me grow up. I feel very grown. Yeah, like if I was the baby, i'll be the grown up

right now. It definitely grew me up, you know, And I think I'm old enough to grow up. You gotta grow up, you know anything about I'm just I'm growing up with the right person, like I don't you know? Rider is the woman. Her name is Rider for a reason because she's a rider die chick. Oh yeah, Miss Rider? What's up? Mother suckers? This your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother suck A Podcast

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Carrie Richard, I hope I'm saying so. The runner lady who was disqualified from the Olympics because she smoked weed, Yeah, smoke, everybody think about it. She smoked weed and she's still fast. Imagine she smoked crack. She would man she would be at the Kentucky Derby. Fuck the race, she'd be running with the horses. Okay, but so they had I guess it's more like a charity run something like that. So yeah,

for the Olympics, Olympics. But I think the world was curious to how fast she really is and can she keep up with the girls that want the one in the Olympics Olympics. So they had this thing called it Profrontane, some kind of classic one hundred meter running classic race with her and those girls that want and a few other girls like eight, any of them, just to see the just wondering like what she had done in the Olympics.

But the thing why they they were wrong for that because what you the girls trained for the Olympics, like this girl, you know, she just came in ninth. She came in the last place. She came like last place. She came like ninth place out of eight niggas or something like that. Was like she's like way last, like dog,

she's like way. Yeah. I think she was so far back like like the other girls in first lass and she was in coach And that's how that's how for a part there were you know came in last place, complete last, But she must have raised by confidence. She probably just thought she was so good that she didn't have to she didn't need to train or practice, because

I don't think she really practiced, you know. Um, she probably just because when she got disqualified, what she was doing making appearances here and then turning up hanging out at the one time that she was gonna date the baby. Yeah, they did a video again. I think that where he was something where he was trying to hollow her whatever.

You know, she was taking to everybody that baby, little baby, big baby, um little Baia, big by low John, big John, growing up John medium John, adult D adult dub baby d infant grown up. She was turning up with everybody. So yeah, there's no way she could. Yeah, they think about it. She should have just not did it. You

know what. That's like me. That's like me not going on stage for two months and then decide because I feel like I'm just so good, stand up, I go compete against like a guy that was just on stage yesterday. Oh come on, Michael Blackson, done underestimate yourself. I've seen you on stage. You kill them, motherfucker's I think if you think, oh, you took a few months off and you back your your season. You've been fucking running this age for what I wanted eight years now. Yes, I

was off. I think I was on off stage for a whole month, almost the night my first the first day I came back, I went split to work for your school, especially after these guys are still in money, so now I have to go get money back. So um, yeah, So that's what happened. The girl raised and you know it was. It was terrible because then everybody knows she like that. She's the last out of nine people. She was turned out of nine nine people. I can't believe.

I mean the thing about it. You know, she she's known for smoking weed. That at that race, she got smoked her she got smoked. She got smoked like a blunt that Snoop Diggs. They should have it's it's Snoop dogs green room. Yes, so it was. But you know, I think she bounce back. Sometimes we need things to humble us. She probably was still confidence and cockiness, all of that brain and sometimes somethings humbles you. It happens

all the time. Uh know, when you just think on top of the world, that says sometimes, you know, she's got a stuff to just calm you down sometimes. So that's what happened. Well, I hope she comes back. Micaul's uh, you know, I want to see her run again. We definitely to see her run again. And I want to see redeem myself. That's the most important part. You have to redeem yourself because black people we are just were very mean. You guys blow up the internet have so

much memes about her. We forgot about Bill Cosby. Yeah, Bill Cosby like thank you for coming in ninth place, you know, Kelly like thank you. Now they can stopped talking about me, you know, So it's all good man. Yeah, she'll be back. Shakira, Uh yeah, I wish you. I wish you the best. I'm not you know, maybe she should have her as a guest in the show. Michael Broson, Yeah, you think should come? Yeah, she should, all right, producer, you think we can have her, Sir Shakira, Shakira, what's

her name? Which is said a nothing that happened. Also recently, of course, we all know about p J. Washington who got finessed by the I G. Brittany ran up for two hundred thousand dollars a month. That's yeah, this guy. So I think a lot of these women, you know, the women out there to target athletes for a reason. You know, these athletes make a lot of money. The nigga on the bench mixed two three million dollars a year. Okay, you know what child support is on that. I mean,

it's a lot of money. So there are some women out there that target athletes. And you know, some of these guys don't be thinking. We see a nice booty and a nice smile, and you know we nextually you know you're pregnant and you you're stuck with two hundred thousand dollars a month for eighteen years. Okay, that's exactly what happened. She told everybody she wanted. She definitely made

her come up. Okay, um, I guess for the next five years pges Washington's Jackson's and his Frank Franklin's, We'll I'll be going to Brittany n oh yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, fellows, be I'll be careful. Please be careful out there. Watch where you bust a nut and put a condom on pull out. Just don't let no woman trick you. And this wan trick you like just nutting me. Give me that. I want to feel that nut There are a lie to you. Even take you on birth control. I'm on

berth control. Let me feel that. Now, I'm gonna feel you come and next thing, you know, and you came and she left to the family court. Okay, Yeah, that happened to my friend Mike in the laboratory where I work. He already has six kids, and twelve years later, I guess the courts finally found him. He had an affair somewhere twelve years ago. Knock on his door, Y, we need the need DNA tests, I guess, and it was his kid, and he goes, fuck, he just went home

to the Philippines. It's no point, he goes, there's no point working anymore. How it is the kid twelve. So he back child support. World World World, World War was. They got to know their ruse and laws, like if you don't know the child wasn't yours, you're not responsible. Yeah, make I guess it depends on the state California. Oh yeah, I went to a child support court before. And there's this guy, he's he was like fifty years old, and I hear, you know, he wasn't court. I hear everything.

The judge goes you still a four hundred fifty child support. So I guess he he was a military judge. I'm disabled now, I was in a military. I didn't know this was my kid, and so he got ed up screwed. So yeah, so Fellows, you know, pull out, put a condom on. You know, we need male birth controls. Man, we need they should have need like a plane B or a plane D for the for the plane of the Dick plane D. You're right, huh something you never invented that. Man, come on to get us out of

family cord. Then, oh, they're trying to trap us. That's why works for them. Man. Yeah, they will never make male berth and Fellows be careful out there, you know. Besides that, you know, like I said, I mean, we um, I'm happy, I'm I'm I'm engaged. I'm a happily engaged man. I love my fiance. You're gonna make a Chinese African baby soon. Yeah, the person will probably make some Tiger was mixed with Barack Obama's Okay, well, hey, if it happens, you know what I mean, I'm not a spring chicken.

You could just leave the kid in uh got out to for your school, and you don't have to take care of the kids until later. Can I drop off Chinese baby there? That's a good idea, man, I put him sitting. Have the baby in Africa. I haven't got to the school in the village, right, Yeah, that's what happened to us, Me and my brothers. My mom and dad drop us off from the Philippines when we got big brought us here, and then when we were in the airport, my parents picked us up. We're like, who

are these strangers? We're gonna live with them? How you did it? Well? I was fourteen. I know who my mom was, but I was living with my grandma. My grandma was a principal of the middle school and high school. I had a good life ship. You know, lunchtime, you don't have to wait in line one thousand kids. Like, here's a big school. Come over here and go eat, hang out on the principal's office. I never did homework in my life. That was probably a bad thing. Congratulations, man,

you had you still turn out something? I mean you yeah, well, I don't know, my girl, I mean you could okay, you turn out be a piece of You don't have to filter. It's not too late. Chilie's best friend. You could go to your school then you you don't need Yeah. The mother Sucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. It's a cavalry audio production brought to you by All Her Radio and The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect.

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