Highlights: Episode 24

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In No Niga News, or j Simpson a k or just Simpleton said in a new interview that he cannot go back to l A because he could be sitting next to the person that killed his ex wife. My nigga, if you're sitting next to the president who killed your ex wife, you will be having an out of body experience. You snitched on yourself more than wrap us on Instagram. You keep talking about it and then we're trying to

forget about it. At this point, even Stevie wondered, could see that you did this ship or just you stand for? Why this Nigga out of jail? And one thing about the Nigerian artists, Nigerian definitely support each other so much. And when the thing when I first came, when I first started doing stand up, the first set of Africas I performed for with Nigerian's mother's Nigineriaran unions. So I did the first this one and every Nigerian at one point I thought I was Nigerian, you know, and I'm like,

I'm not gonna tell him. I'm not I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this Nigerian money. And it was booking me almost every year, you know, because I was like the only comic you know with the African descent that was really doing it. So that used to come and

stay with bad food, you bad foot man. But I told a story how I even I mean when as far as you know, putting on the guard when I first started standing up, you know, I didn't even I went went on stage dress regular, you know, still had a little slight accent, because you know, I've been America for a few years, and I'll go on stage and I'll tell the joke, and the joke was just average.

And I remember one night I was on stage and I did a joke about family member and brought out the accent harder and the cry laughed at everything I said in the accent. I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this nigga back to bring the whole Africa out of me. So I started talking, you know, brought out my accent more and then through the guarb on, I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go village Africa taking shoes off. When the stage bad foot it my career jumped to the next level.

When did you get the title Michael Blacks and the African King of Comedy? What year was that was? That's when I'm I was backstage at Comic View and I was trying to figure out it wasn't me my phrase like prior to Comic View, I will go on stage and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker. This is BT. I can't say motherfucker. So I'm in backstage

I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna replace motherfucker. Wait, I'm like, mothersucker, your mothersuckercker, you mother sucker gentist, you, mother sucker bro, your mother sucker. Everybody became a mother sucker. What happened to your personal trainer? Like actually used to actually work out like he did for like two times and improvements too, like and you stopped. I'm gonna go

back to it. He was complaining. He was crying. I'm not these personal trainers try to do to try to turn me into on the swash nigger in one day. One day, you're gonna turn me into the swashing I'm like, let me, let me work my way up, get me from Rick Ross to puffy stomach, and then get me to B Michael B Jordan, whatever their name is. Don't just turn me. Don't take me from a crackhead to the bigger. He wanted to hear like that. And one day I saw that. I was like, motherfucker, I couldn't

walk out the bed. I had a fire two personal trainers where they'd work you too much, and then my legs I couldn't stand. I could stand, and then I had to go to show I had to go to a show in three days, and I was so like you said, you know what, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna, you know, ladies work about me looking good. I just wrapped my money around my dick, motherfucker out. That's all we need. And what's up, mother suckers? This your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you

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you get your podcast. Subscribe. It's free, So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. You know. I try to help. I try to see she could teach Roder how to dance. Rider can dance for ship? Rider dance like she has two left feet or she has the grid of glue on her body? Is I skipped rider? Is? So she's gonna help she's gonna help you gonna Yeah, so how are you so since whiling out? What's been going on? Like,

what's what's up? Well, I I'm a full time college student, so smart intelligence. Yes, you know the thing about being an African, it's a must. We must go to college and we must finish. You have to do that for your parents. You know, even though you start on entertainment and you said, okay, this this death intimate is definitely for me. But you know, you want your parents be proud of you at the end of the day. So you just gotta You're gonna go back to college. Listen,

my mother is happy alright, motherfucker. She like, Mike, you know what, you don't want to go college for college? Mike, just go to Western Union. Send me this money. Imagine if you get a right university master, she will be so happy. My motherfucker. My mom don't give a fight. She's wanted money sent to Western euip, she said Western Union right now. Wait, and she's like, I forgot the Western of your office, texting me Mike, I'm at the Western Union. You know just that nothing is there yet.

So yeah, she's at Western You I gotta send them money. Soon, you know. Um, so you ye, our natural body has never done nothing to your body, right, no new titty, no new ass. I mean, what do you want? Well? I feel like when I'm done giving birth, I think I might. Okay, it's not fair to your ties. Can you give us some of your that I want to get a breast production? Actually, see, people are never happy, like some poet have too much you don't try and

get rid of something, or you have real boobs. That's what I heard with a lot of real boobs girls the time of carrying the the coconuts, Mike, how about the natural girls with the ass? It's right natural ass? So you know? Um, I mean being a guy and being dog skinned is a lot different than a woman, you know, and you're so gorgeous and sometimes people like, okay, like what does somebody compliments? Non compliments? You've got being beautiful and dog as if you're not app to be

beautiful when you're dark? Like what are the things people have said to you? Like people mostly like surprised sometimes, like even being in l A for like two weeks now, I went to the barbershop to get my head cut, and everybody was just like, what the heck, like, do we have girls like you here in l A's What

do you mean? You don't see chocolate girls here in l A. Like they were all stunt, Like for real, I had never seen many guys like surprised by how I look sometimes, But you're too pretty for a dark skin girl, Like what do you mean? Exactly? Like, what

do you mean? But that's the thing. But for many years, Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood is like where you come to be a star, to make in the next life, to be um, you know, and in it throughout the years, you know, but way back to the seventies and eighties, they've never actually showed our dark skinned girl. They never you know, just in the last few years, like you know, we had Lupita, Lupitita, you know, uh, but they've never really shown a leading woman.

Is very hard to have a leaning woman as a dark skinned woman. You know. They've always fed up with fed us with lighter complexion all white or lighter complexion or white. And I think it's time to break that barrier.

It's time. It's time, you know. But we know and and plus it's it's time of our life where especially black people are looking for identity you know, it's not like back in the day when we first you know, when I was a kid in America, where it's all about being light, skinning this and that and made fun of the dog. Now everybody looking for identity. Nice, it's cool to be darker now, you know. So now it's your time to shine. And and Hollywood and the gift

a dog skin completion women more rows. I mean, they're just as beautiful as any other person, A mean more beautiful, you know, and natural natural beauty. So yeah, Hollywood stopped fronting on my dog skin women. Get your ship together. You have a lot to do with it. Michael Blackstone. Yeah, well, you know where the dog skin man um. You know, we went to a rough time, and we went through

a rough time. The dog skin women went through a rougher time, you know, and we were not released from prison pretty much like it wasn't a hiding being dogskin. We weren't released to like you know, Wesley Snipes New Jack City came out. I think, I don't know, probably we have to go through the high co c competition and find out who so like Wesley Snips and then people are like big Daddy Cane. So I'm back and again, you know, um, and then came you know flavor flame

is not a good example. Well a con and you know, and then I think those guys opened their doors wants to show, you know, like what I think Westley was one the first one when he did New jack City. Everyone want to fun Wesley Snipes because every woman wanted gangster and like okay, now gangsters associated with dog and this and that, so that you know, sometimes you just take one or two persons just to break that barrier,

you know. Um. I think like just like how Holly Berry broke the bearer for black female, remember that, you know, get right, yeah, James, you know, and then Lupeta, you know, help the dog skinned girls, you know, get jobs. You know, like hey, it's a lot more of us that are beautiful and dog you know, you know, just the same way west Snip and the guy that follows you on Instagram, Michael Black, Samuel L. Jackson, he made a lot to do with a dark skin community. How to fund do

somewhere Jackson has to do with this. I mean, like great roles. He's not we know when we think about dogs and he's dart he's not. But he's like nine PM. Dog. I'm talking about like midnight one am. Motherfucker. I mean, I am, I'm I'm probably mite nowm you know she might be eight. No, I'm no. I got about like a shade. Oh yeah. And then you got like you know, and then you have a kin who is like two am. And then you got you know, a flavor flav who was like one am. And then you you know, but

fucking Simmer Jackson's nine pms. I mean, but he break the I think barrier about the dogs Best Friend The mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a Calvary Audio production brought to you by All Heart Radio and The Black Effect podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson, Keegan Rosenberger, and Dana Brunetti