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has been like. But before we even do that, I'm gonna let you guys know my special special guest tonight is a very good friend of mine, very funny comedian. He's been a comic view He's been in the movies like I think like a man Daddy day here and meet the Blacks. I'm sure you've heard of him, unless you're white. He's a tinner Marie of comedy. My nague got Gary Owens in the house tonight, so it's gonna be a lot of fun. Just have recap of know

what year I think everybody died? I think we probably only ones alive from a recap of Okay, let's go back to the beginning. Let's see what happened in the beginning of this year Trump supporters. Okay, I mean, I've never seen white people this pissed ever in my damn life. Okay, I mean, these guys stormed into the capital to take back a country that they store in the first place.

The last person that ran up into a builder to take best some ship that belonged to himself, it was just Simpson, and we knew where the fun that ship ended up in jail, motherfucker. Exactly where these fucker's need to be orangail like Oh j okay, I mean white people were very piste and they were even more pissed in nine when Magic Johnson Lakers beat Larry Bird Celtics. Okay, that's how it pissed. Trump supporters were America as a

new president. That's right, he's a new welcome United States got a new press that this new president is old as fun. It's like a heaven Biden. It as a president is like getting a brand new iPhone too, like an old new president. It's like getting a Michael Jordan's retrol sneakers for for Christmas, like I just come to old New Nika. That's what I'm gonna called Biden from here on. Of course, we got the first ever female

vice president, give it the first female vice president. I mean, this woman has a whole bunch of nationalities in her. She's mixed with everything. I mean, she has more nationalities in her than Kim Kadash has had in her. What else happened in gorilla glue? That's right, gorilla glue on here. It was stuck in her hair for a very long time. Okay, meal hair was stiffer than than than a white person on soul trained. Okay, the bitch here was hard as fun.

It was harder than Chinese math. Gorrilla glue. If you're listening, please make guerrilla glue condoms at least so we know that it won't come off and you will save a lot of us nigat some shot support. Uh shout out my nigga Tiger Wards, please make a speedy recovery, okay, because last time Tiger was injured this bad, his ex wife beat the ship out of that niggaut for sucking a bunch of bitches. So get well very soon. My nigga got Tiger Wards, I love you, uh, Lady Gaga. Um,

she got a dog back. Okay, Wolf Wolf, shout out to the dog, the little chiguahwa, A little little congratulations. Congratulations to my girl. She got her puppy back, a little Chihuahua puppy dog. You know she plays. She put out a five hundred thousand dollars reward for the return of the dogs and no question asked, no question like she pretty much like, fuck her dog walker. They got shot the dog walker. Reward for the dog. No fucking

work for the dog walker. Just bring my fucking puppy back. Okay, fuck that. That guy that's in the hospital sharing rooms with Tiger Woods, they don't go. She didn't go funk about the poor dog walker. Yeah that's crazy, man. I mean that guy took a bullet for the dog. Yeah, that's crazy. This was three dogs, so one was held in his army and he was not letting that dog go. I mean, hes a gunshot for a fucking French pood. Yeah he deserved. Lady Guga deserves to throw at least

like fifty dollar reward for the shooter, right or something. No, come on, man, it's nothing. There's no, zero reward for the shooter. The fucking guy is like bleeding to death with a fucking French poodle in his hand. And no, it's a French bulldog, not a bulldog. A poodle is less than the French bulldog. The poodles are cheaper fun regardless. It's fucking It wasn't lasting, motherfucker. You shouldn't let that dog go. What else happening in beginning to Yeah, Tom Brady,

congratulations Tom Brady? Another super Bowl? Seven? Super Bowl? What this guy? This is? How great Tom Brady is? He's definitely the go to me. Like seven super Bowl. He went to a team they used to losing practice, I mean Tampa Bay, we're losing to themselves. He went to that team and fucking won the super Bowl. This guy could win the super Bowl with any fucking body. I

guarantee you he can win a Supol with me. Morgan Freeman two Majors and kidling Jenna, Tim We're already for you just whenever I would be whatever I need to be with position you think i'll be good at, you'll be good at like the kicker, maybe catcher. You can't catch anything you Another recent news Bobby s Murder is out of jail. Congratulations by Murder. Congratulations man, this guy the six whole years. He even he even did more time just so his buddy could you less time? Wow?

What a nice guy. Where is the Yeah, he's like I think actually shout out to him sticking in there. And the only thing that was really I was confused about because I mean, he's part of it. He's one of the leaders of the dog Skin Committee. Yes. Yeah, if I am midnight, he's definitely about a con is two m a com is like, So, I'm like, how the hell a guy, this dog staying jailed that long? Yeah, all nigger had to do with just close his eyes, walk out butt naked. After nine pm he would have

been home. Okay, but thanks for coming home, uh my nigga? Yes, but yeah, besides that, Hey man, this is our first show. I'm excited. What else is going on? Very excited. Let's go. I hope there's a lot of people listening to us or not. I don't know. Let me tell you right now. Okay, this is no filter. Michael Blackson. If you're sensitive, don't fucking watch listen to the show. Martha Stewart is on the next block. Listen to Martha Stewart or Dion Warwick. Okay,

let the show beginning. Motherfuck Yeah. Tuesday, March the second, Mothersucker t Tuz I'm Michael Black's I'm your host, Man, I got my Chinese best friend. Hey, it's Chinese best friend. Hey doing Mike, I'm good man. How's everything good? Just hanging in there? Tired of wearing a fucking mask? You're tired already? Yeah, mask everywhere everywhere you go, mask, mask, mask. I have to get used to it, man. I think it's gonna be around for many, many years. Really, like

how many years? I would say at least, I don't know, three years, maybe three years. Michael Jackson has been wearing mask for thirty years exactly. He knew what then was going on. Yeah, he knew, he knew. He gave us a warning in advance, but no one listened. And even wearing gloves too. Yeah, would you start wearing gloves from now on every time you perform? I'm not wear the gloves, man, wear gloves for I don't know, to beat it, beat

the corona? Great. I don't figure you're wearing today, Michael, Thank you man. Let's go yours first, you wear the Chicago Bulls had that has a Gucci sign on the left. What the funk? What is it Gucci in Chicago Bulls? Chicago Bulls, And I don't know what's the rest? Like, no, that there's a Gucci colors on your on the side of it. I had no idea, Mike, Yeah, I don't. I don't want I start wearing Gucci after they had

that black face after that. Yeah, you're right, that's want to make fun of me when I would have a black face. Yeah, you you were putting all your Gucci outfit to donation. I haven't warned him yet since it's for sale, any No, I don't want to buy. This is not Guccio. I know it's not. Man. Yeah, Couci is not allowed in my in my house. What is this called your offer today? It looks really good. It looks like a kindergarten kid drew it all. What you're

wearing microL Reduction. It's a clothing by this company called Embellish. But then I got the Fisacce belt with the Versacci shoes. This is what I do. You know what we have to start doing like women women only by expensive bags and expensive shoes and they throw some bullshit fashion over or some fucking easy pickings or some ship from fucking forever twenty two, wherever the the age is. That's what

to do. They just care about the expensive shoes and the purse, because long we have expensive shoes at a nice purse, they're going automaically assume your oftfite is expensive. The average outfit of a fucking woman is twelve dollars and eighty cents, and then the average price of the bag is three thousand dollars and the shoes is a thousand dollars, So that's spending four thousand and twelve dollars and eighty cents. You're really good at math, math microp luction,

old ace. At math, I was social studies and science. I wasn't a big I didn't care much about science. I didn't care about chemistry was so fucking hard for me. What was what your hot subject was? Something you have problem with school? Have a problem with mechanics class? Yeah, I couldn't put the engine together. But that's like ectra curricul like, just like I had cooking, you have mechanics. Yeah,

I had cooking too. I had cooking because I like to. Yeah, I didn't learn anything there, and just so you did a mechanic. That's why you know so much about cars. Everytime you almost blow up on us, pick you up when the range rover and it's literally blow up on us and smoking, don't worry. It's easy to fix. Drove you back home two minutes. And then why was it when I was it smoking in the first place? No, it was just a little host problem. Yeah, your problems. Yeah,

it's a host league. The story of your life, those problems, his host problems. Yeah, you're longer than on leak. You know my host the leak only nothing and fixed the leaking problem. Other zoom. What shirt is that when you're wearing. Yeah, I'm wearing it's a triple old G shirt given to me by Michael Blackson. I'll give you that. Yeah, you give me this every I didn't give you that ship, every fucking health and I'm wearing you give to me. It was free closes from like people that make them.

Yeah it looks nice and yeah, you're saving some money at least. Yeah, it looks it looks like uh, it looks like the old Couci Couci Gucci, not Gucci. What's Yeah, it's like c O O G I or something couci. That's it. Like we're begging to me to wear back in the day and like run DMC. Yeah, it's an old brand from back in the day. Nobody wears no more. Just like nobody huh, nobody fucking wear the ship and nobody in their right mind. Maybe you know who's wearing

those now. Guys who go to jail come out of jail and then they've been going for thirty years and have no clue that things have changed. It's the same thing. It's my life, Mike, what the fuck? No, no, no, no, These guys will go to jail for thirty years to come out and they go put an old jewelry on. I'm like, motherfucking nobody's wearing a herring bone anymore. Okay, we're like Cuban links. Okay, no more. No, nobody wearing a dukey fat rope chain. You're not scooping scrap from

Big Dedy Kane group. You're not run D motherfucking m C the baggy pants if he was never I don't what the fund is your job? You? Like? I still real estate? Michael Blesing, Yeah, I haven't seen sell anything in the past since No, I saw I showed something like three months ago. That's a long time. Yeah. All you need is one hit wonder and then you're good for like a few months. And I do hard money loans, yeah, you know for flippers. Yeah, So how hard is that loan? Yeah?

It's like eight ten percent interest, right, that's not that bad though. Yeah, a short term I'm saying. I mean, lord, I mean that's like my credits fucked up. So if I was to get a loan anyway, I'll be looking at twelve percent. I'm better off coming with you. Yeah, if you what is that called only for us quick flip? Yeah, short term, short term, short term. You don't do long terms, No I didn't. The most is one year. Yeah, that's the longest term. One year yea for those flippers. Yeah,

because it's bank on stuff. If I brought a million dollars, if I don't have it back in a year, If I brought a million dollars, I don't get it back to you know year, What you guys gonna do to me? Yeah, we're gonna fe close in your house and we're gonna take one of your balls. Nothing big so when you should say a casting, I'm gonna leg you really mean that? Huh? No arm and the balls. No, we just we just extend you alone. We don't do anything tragic like that,

or for clothes on your house. It's okay. Well, I know one person that probably hopefully will never need a loan any more, because hard working comedian just like myself. This guy has been doing his thing for as long as I have. In fact, we'll talk about it when he come on this podcast. He's probably the whitest black comedian. Really, I can't wait to meet your friends. Yeah, he's he's a black comedian. Really, I don't think any white person noticed. Niggah.

He goes out in the street, black Pool, rushing and the white poole like, who the fun is that white guy that the black people are hugging? Gary only ladies and gentlemen. Here she comes mess America, Carolina, Kelly got a night, Kelly, come and show him to your ass. Look at that. It's real as matters. No no bb or nothing was transferred from like nothing you didn't transfer you're working a gaining weight first? That would is that what the women have to do? You have to gain

weight to lose it. Well, why don't you just grow in the right spot? What do you do? Can you just direct that? Now? Look damn asked? Is this like an ass day kick? Can I say? Oh my goodness, kicking Mike? Today's storking Thursday. It's not sucking Thursdays. I told Mike he should have a white Wednesday. Yeah, nothing but white girls on Wednesday. That's right, you look good. Thanks for the Yeah, he can't say he's married, show him that ring. Let's say. That's like you can't even

take your wife. Your wife don't let you do nothing at all, like she woulded to just bring home some pussy one day, just like, hey Gary, you know you've been a great guy. Here's some extra profools. Goodness, man, you see, here's the thing. Those contracts have to be done before marriage. You got married like hollow, you've been married eighteen Oh yeah, they weren't agreeing to these contracts back then. Thank you. This ship looks gonna talking about

my career. Let's yeah, let's get I mean this podcast, we'll give a funk about careers. Were just more like into titties and asks, but I guess you. Wow, thanks for having me on Mike, you welcome, you know, I just I bring you here to get you in trouble, man that come here and get divorced a week later. So when just gonna air? Hopefully tomorrow. That's like when I got a week left? Oh man, But well, let's talk about some stand up We go back. I did

his your podcast. I'm not sure you want to air whatever? When their March fourth, Mike, March for my Pike? Oka? Good? What am I watching? Are you watching? Point in the middle of the show. I don't know, Jesus Christ, I had no idea it was going this. It's this the first episode about to be the last. We keep this ship up. Oh it must be Gary Olwen's podcast. Yeah, I think it automatically leave it on the let to play. We just we just go sit out there, all right?

So we go marry it. Teen years when you started stand up? What was that? First time I went on stage was five or ninety six? And then it went bad, So I didn't go up for another two years. Whoa, that's a long time, Gary, How bad was it? Two things happened. I was at the comedy store in Lahoya, California, in San Diego, and I thought the first night to open mic, I go, this is there the stars. But the first night open mic, so I thowt a star was born. This is it. I'm gonna get discovered, you know.

Then I go up and there was probably ten people in the audience, but like twenty comics in the back, and the comics started heckling. They weren't heckling, they were doing the comic laugh, you know, to mean. So I remember I was nineteen nineteen or twenty nineteen. I was under twenty one. But I said, hey, all you comics in the back, go ahead, go ahead and keep heckling. I go, I'm not twenty one. I've been drinking in this club all night. Why don't call it cops and

shut this motherfucker down. It was like the movie mis clicked off, the mic clicked off. Some guy can't even literally put me up by the back of my shirt and threw me out. And this guy, even Fred who had he wanted a hundred thousand dollars on America's Funniest People. He had like the crutches, but the thing abc funnest video people. I think it was the funniest people back then. But he wanted like ninety one. He was an older guy.

He had the weird legs that you need the crutches to walk, and he was the manage GM of the club. I'm sure we keep on his crutches. And I'm on the ground. Hell don't have a comeback, and I go am I on A Farley Brother movie was going on. So it took me like a year to get the nerve to go back up because night, well, but you don't you don't know where to go up. So in my world living in San Diego, the only comedy club was the Jya Comedy Store using the service, so I

was like, I didn't know where to go up. I just thought that was it. If I can't go up there, I don't know where else to go up. I think the Navy is like where this all the poor children always goes into service for some reason. I'd like, you don't have money for college? Would be real, you have no money for college, so either you're gonna work or go into the service. When I got to high school was broke. I try to go to Army, but I

couldn't go because I didn't have a green card. I was legal to work and stay in America, but not legal. I was in a a permanent resident so they won't let me go in the army, so I had to keep working. Yeah, I got that. So you started that. That was nine was nice, twenty years old. And then it took a year and then uh, I started to ask around like some of the brothers that I was in the Navy with. I was like, yeo, I'm still want to do stand up, man, We're gonna go up, and they start, we're making me

want to go up in the first place. If somebody like was it like A. I always wanted to be stand The whole goal and to join the Navy was They had a lot of bases in California. In my mind, the whole state was l A. I never really been so I'm thinking David Lee Ross video California Girls. I thought the whole state was like, I don't know, there was a friends know of Eureka, of Bakersfield. I thought the whole state was l A. So I got to San Diego. That's why I thought, oh, this is it.

I just assumed Jim Carey Chris Rock was comp here. I thought this is the only comedy club in the state of California. I just didn't know. And then after a year I was telling some of the brothers I was in the Navy with usaid, man, I want to go up, man wouldn't be stand up. They told me all the quote unquote hood spots in San Diego. So that's why I started doing all the black rooms I could get on stage, and then I just kept getting better.

Those white rules were so strict when I started opening, like the club man that just would pull you up according to where you're known in the club. So either you're gonna go up early or last. If you go up early, it's bailing nobody there. If you're going on last, comedians left. So as you build your portfolio, the more you get to know you, the better you got, the better spot you'll get. No, that was that was at the comedy works. You know that. I think there's one endeavor.

There was a comedy works in Philly. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was it's not there anymore, but then that was Wednesday night and then Monday the laugh House had open mic. I found it out whiles, but open mic there was. Back then. It was called it funny. It was a funny bone. The Laft House wasn't funny. Bone. Originally it wasn't Funny Bone, so they had open mic on Mondays. Now, the difference with the open mic at the Funny Bone compared toive comedy works is Funny Bone first come, first served.

I mean, if you get a line, if you're the first one in line, you get to pick the spot you get the goal. So spot one to twenty. If I'm like number one in line, I'll go pick like number eight. That's a good spot right in the middle of the show. Should be a nice crowd there. Everybody should be there the later you arrived. If the worst spot you get, I never heard of a comic club doing that. That's how I was back in. Would the

line long lines you got on? Ye? I think they went up to like you know, and then after that there's a line of like a hundred people. What, No, it wasn't that many comics, not that many comics, and feeling it wasn't that many. Yet. It is not like some kind of competition like and you go to New York, like in the ABC competition where you have to stand in line and it's like a hundred people and you go in there audition for like one minute. You have to prove one a minute. Who the hell can prove

themselves in one minute? But that's what happened when I started going up in l A. First time I went up in l A was a place called The Rage on Santa Monica. I didn't know it was a gay bar. So I got there, somebody put a dick in your mouth. Dick in my mouth. I'm sorry. No. So I'm calling l A like I'm making a little name for myself in San Diego. Right, I'm getting regular spots now, So I start calling something. I'm ready to go to l A. So I start calling every club. Obviously the comedy Store.

They go, you gotta wait in line this night. Every club there's a long wait. I don't even say I can't go their weight. The Raid said, yeah, we have a talent show. No, we have a variety show every Tuesday. You get here at four, you sign up. If you make the show, you come back at nine to find out if you made the show. If you made the show, show starts ten. So I took a day off, drove up four o'clock. I signed up. Nobody's there. Nine o'clock. I came back. They said, you're on this show. You're

the ninth to ten acts. I go awesome. Ten o'clock comes, the crowd started to come. I was like, there's a lot of dudes here. So everybody sang like it was eight singers. And then I go up, straight white male. It seemed like there was a thousands. There's all the gay dudes in the world that night, So I go up. I didn't get the first half of my joke out right. I got first. There was no entergy said that's gotta commit in. I got up there and all I heard

was the energy left. I told like half a joke and I heard a one lonely boo and it was like and then it was like the whole crowd joined in. It was like boo. I was like, this, what the fun? I didn't get a joke out yet. I got booed and I got gone because the two guys came out with the pulp fiction ball thing. That two guys came out pulling a wagon and this guy was dressed in drag.

He was like the he was heavy, he was like the big queen and he had the gong and they pulled him over to the gong and he was like and that's when they all went nuts. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? So my dumb maass, being a never been l a comedian, I stay, I might make some context tonight. So I tell him boot I've been gone. I'm in the bathroom, right, I'm washing my hands. I put a dick in your up so I'm washing my hands.

And this guy goes, hey, this isn't the right crowd for you, but if you need a massage, and he put his card in my pocket. I had a pocket of my shirt. I would have it was like nineties seven, like a like A had a shirt and it was one of them like just shirts, button down, short sleeve shirt, I don't know, and in front little thing. He just lets up in there, right, Mike, you have. But there was a girl there named Ded Rainbow, a comedian. Right.

She came up to me after the show and she goes, hey, I only heard thirty seconds, but it seemed like your joke would have been funny if they would let you get it out. So she said, you can come to comedy store the belly room. This glad named Kathy Lewis does Monday nights there. But she charged you to go up. She charged you five dollars to get on her show, and in my world, I was like I was trying to get up in l A. So that was really where I got to going up in l A for

the first time. And then I would drive back down to San Diego, and then I started to get regular spots. So I would get off work at four in the Navy, drive up to l A for maybe a night or tamp him spot at the Comedy Act Theater or Mavericks Flat or something like that, and then I drive back down at work. So you was forced into a black audience. It's not like that. It's not what you said. I'm

you was like pushed into it. But it's where I could get stage time because I did stand outside the comedy story that the Sunday where all the comics that want to be paid regulars. I stood out there for three hours numerous times. Right, and I was in the Navy. So I'm living to see the go. I'm preparing myself to get out to make the move to l A. And I'll never forget. I wait in line, finally got on right, you're gonna showcase this day. Five people are showcases.

It was four girls and me. I'll never forget it. And I was the fifth one out of the showcase. Hopefully you get to be a paid regular. And I got up there and Mitzi Shore had the four girls around her talking to them about their sets. She never watched my set, so I was like, and not to sound conceited, but I clearly had the best set out of the five people that night. She watches your set, and she's like the gate keeper. She decides if you're

going to be a paid regular. So when I got up, you know, it's in the regular room, though it's not the big room. It was in the original room, not the main room. So I'm looking in the back and I could see her talking to the four girls. She's not watching my set. So then I called the next day, said yeah, you didn't make it, and I go, that's what I said. I did say, yeah, probably did have to hung up, but I was like, you didn't even watch,

So I just went. I told myself I'll never go up in this fucking club as long as I live until Guy toris Fat Tuesday, which is the Urban night Black Night ended up me and Kenya, my wife, we end up taking it over from Guy Tory. Nobody knew it because guy was gonna let it go. He was getting too busy, and as you can't let it go, dude, that's like a staple. So I said, let me take it over. I won't change nothing. I didn't change the name, I didn't change security, I didn't change anything. Nobody knew

we were running it for like two years. Who was hosting just different people? Yeah, like Dan and Green was hosting, and Earthquake was the host for a little while. George Wilmer's host a little while we were rotating home. So that had been like more like after like two thousand two. It was around two thousand stuff once, yeah, and then comments talk about man, I didn't even know it was getting back. What's up? But I sus this is African King of Comedy Michael Blacks. A question. Are you subscribe

to my podcast No Filter with Michael Blacks? If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and tons of stelet guess. So listen up, stop what you are doing right now and go find Little Filter. Michael Blacks. I found Radio Apple podcast all whereever you get your podcast, subscribe It's free, sup? Do it? And don't forget to check a new episode every Tuesday. That's what I almost got in a fight with Keith Class. Who is that

he's playing for the Clippers like seven one? Remember Keith Class? Remember brother shut the fun joking? Ki and more Man go to this, So I just want to see your assid for remember going front? Yeah, more Man go to that. He Michael blocks and what is this call telling about the Comedy Store? You know? That's why I got my big break. Comedy Store got next Friday, right nay that night when they came to see my Gapps, they weren't

there to see you. Yeah, I remember ice Cue came out to see Mike Gapps and I just happened to be performing that same night. But I didn't get the part from that. I still had the audition. It's not like nothing was hinted to me. So what happened was I performed and then I think ice Cube like what I did, So he called the Who's the Great? I was booking it at that time? UH was, oh my god? What was the guy's girl? Then that Stacy said whatever is?

She hit up Guy Tory. She said, hey, guy, ice Cube didn't want Mike to go read for a production called Next Friday. I didn't think about it. I had no idea it was a sequel to Friday. Nobody I didn't know. I just saw like Next Friday. I don't know whether I thought that, man like I come and read this ship, not This Friday, but Next Friday. I had no clue what the it was. So I got it. I didn't know what the movie was about, like my mother Friday coming out. It's been like almost five years.

I went on audition for I remember going to audition and from Kim Harden and Steve Carr, who was a director did for re. Steve was great, man, he still I mean, what is he doing that? I don't know. We did to did Daddy Daycare and we didn't ride along. Oh god damn it. It was Eddie Murphy. Mark Wilburg was there. Then that's when I realized, I've when you ever get a chance to do a big movie, you have to make that move to l A. Back in the nineties or two thousand, that's when you put to

make that move. That's a mistake I made when I did Next Friday. I should have got on the next plane and came to l A for the Struggle Come to l A. I was already in the movie. I was hot at that moment. I did it because at that time I still had a two thousand. When the movie came out, I think I still had a beeper and a cell phone was not really cellphone was just coming out. But my BEPO is where I got most of my I missed a beep about it being in. Was it an animal movie or Eddie Murphy? Was it

called on the one He's talking? Yes, part two? I think I missed out on the Steve car directed it was going to be an Animal he was gonna be the voice. Well, I missed out on it because I wasn't here and I got a really weird text like a week prior, And when I finally called that text back, it was about that movie and they already cast it. I was so pissed missed out. But you know what, you never question what happens. Everything happens for a reason. Absolutely.

Let's talk about guys who blew up years in our area that are not doing absolutely nothing right now, you know, Like, but that's the problem with comedians. We get so focused on the top dogs. We don't focus on how lucky. We already be worried. But you gotta realize there's a hundred guys that would die because you know, like ur r, let's say fraternity of Well, if you look at like when people come to l A and start making a name,

ours was probably like the two era. That's when it was Epps was open mic, and Cab was open mic, and Cat was open mic. And when you go to the comedy store or or the improv or the laugh factory, you got your black nights and you'd see the same rotation people and we all knew like we was like oh and then somebody would get a movie or somebody get this and then but that era was there. But those are like five names, right, d Ray bu keV Cat, Mike. There's a hundred guys that were out there that I

don't know where the're at. They were they was there with us grinding, but I don't know what happened to him. And we so we get those guys that those guys called us for work. Now they're like, yo, can I go to row with you? I'm like you this person, I mean, I'm not gonna mention any names mentioned. It might get okay, No, one's gonna listen to the podcasts like it's crazy. How like just they's just changed. Man,

how life we just big a turn. You know, those who are hot are like nah hot, and but it's busy. You have to just find a way to just keep yourself relevant. Like that's the key. Because what I did back it like from ninety eight all the way to like two thousand six, I said to myself, I have to get on TV at least once a year. I

gotta stay out there. That's where I did coming for you almost every year from ninety eight to like two thousand and I guess when it was tapping me a hot two thousand and six, and then I knew I kind of like got cold between like oh, seven oh eight. I even made a move to l a one time like back and like oh it's five oh six. But about there, but bus was done. I wasn't buzzing anymore. And when I came here, when I wasn't buzzing. Hollywood, if you're not buzzing, man, don't come because they show

you no love. You go to the club, they want to pull you on early or do first impression to treat you like ship. Yeah. So I went back home here for like two years, nothing was happening. I went back to Philly and I was like, you know, I'm not coming back to Hollywood unless somebody's right in me here. Check. So then I went. And then right after I went back, I went back to build the house and all of

that stuff. And then a couple of years later, this think called Twitter came out, and then after Twitter to Instagram and I just made a presence on social media. And when I did, somebody hit me about doing some kind of radio show out hit, like an online show. So I came. I said, I'm not coming without unless Moody's paying me. So I came out and this guy doing the studio for us to do like a online show and paying us every month while they're building the studio.

We're just rehearsaling. Is his name is Steve Harvey. No, and it should never happened. It never happened, but I got paid while in the process of it. And then right as I said's gon happen, I was I was thinking about leaving, but I was like, I saw in a year Lys and then we end up doing Living with Funny. You're supposed to do Living with Funny with Us, but then you you didn't because you went to your own show, Muddling with Funny, the reality show. The reality Yeah,

oh boy was hot? Was that what Plumer? Yeah? Oh he was hot. Here's what happened. I committed to the show. But then I got a a huge deal for my own reality show and they're calling it the Gary Owen Show and let me literally trying to convince me not to do it. I go, so hold on. And then when I I'm producing, creating and I'm starting right, so I'm like, let me, they would have to do ten seasons of your show to make when I make it, him one season because I'm getting three checks off of right.

But he literally tried to remember he was at the Coffee Bean, like in Cent and in Culver City and we met. I God bless him for the effort, but I was like, dude, at some point, you just gonna be like yeah, because I'm trying to tell him like this, if the shoe was on the other foot, I would expect you to drop the show we're doing and move on if that's the case. I was like this, but I mean, we're cool and everything. But he was really like trying to this show. This is the show. I

was like Gary, Mike's friends. You got there. I didn't say anything bad about it. Oh yeah, it was really trying to Like I said, God, bless the effort of trying to convince me. You know what I mean. You would have did it. You would have stayed living with the funny. He would have convinced you for sure. Oh my god. You would have been like, yeah, that's a good move. That's why. That's why he will probably hire me as this plumber. Why you why why every time

you talk? You talk way into the mic. If we pick up your voice, fire every time you talk. You to this. He wouldn't do that to me. I would never say that to him. I got a whiplash from Michael's waiters. Got a whiplash. Any of your twork at all? Kate work. Mike doesn't even know how to spell. What is h a d O? Yeah he got it is a d N? You said, machata, Oh with a T. What's whatever? What's fine, that's fine, it's called Oh Mike knows how to do that dance dance Mike, Gary Gary

Ohen used to live next to Tijuana. Yeah, it's like five blocks Yeah, go San Diego. My uncle was in the navy. What about Tiajuana. I haven't been at the Wanta. I heard the kidnap Asian people there sometimes stay away. You should go. My brother went there. Yeah, I won't be back. Don't even realize when he no, no, no, I'll get kid that. Yeah. Yeah, that's how you should go. Maybe one day I go with you. Have you been

to Djuana? Gary, Yeah, I was in the Navy. When you're in the Navy and you're not twenty one and saying, but you can go Tijuana? How far is the drive? You don't drive? You walk? Is that you can Mexico and you park on the American side, the same Egger side and you you don't never drive Intijuana and you just cross the border walking and there's bars all around there. Hey, Gary, I here for pussy? Is that true? I don't know. You didn't bind none. No, I'm not hello, wanna pussy crazy?

You didn't get any Coronita conas Corona. Coronitas is a little tiny corona. There's a big corol Coronitas Coronita. No is it a beer y beards corona? Just a Meani vision. That's where all my fat co workers used to go to get some pussy in Tijuana. Any of them alive right now? No, I don't know. They might have got Corona. They're fat, They're still like maybe I don't work for the no more so you drive a submarine all the time. I was never on a submarine your Navy. Yeah, on

a submarine ship. Oh, ship above the water. But you know I've been on the submarine. No. I mean I've been on the tour room. But I ain't. We never went once. You're doing that. You are you going to war? If you ever went to war? No? What was the war during your time? Remember Vietnam was in between? It was it was after what was the war? Vietnam War? I was after Desert Storm, but before the nine eleven. So I was right in the middle. I was perfect.

Nothing was popping off, coasting. Yeah, what you was after? She has a question for you. She's from Dominican Public Gary. So what was the longest that you were under the water. I wasn't under the water. I wasn't on the submarine. It's not say no, it's not to the submarine. Was not on the submarine United States? Isn't me or you crisy. I wasn't on a submar It was never underwater. Oh okay. I was gonna ask you, like, what are you guys doing when you get horny and you under the water

when you're on the ship. No, even when you're on the ship. There was one ship and they had a pocket pussy and it was getting passed around and like eight guys got crabs pocket pussy. Tell me, tell me more about the pocket pussy. I don't know where it was. I didn't see it, you sure, Gary, but it looked like I guess it was like guilty. I guess it's like one of those plastic dolls. It was a fake pussy, the fake pussy and you get your jack off to

it like real pussy picking. You have any questions about the plastic pussy or he must have used it if he didn't get no hookers in Tijuana, right, if he had to use another option. I was never on a ship like that. With the ship she's talking about, if you're underway for like six months and it's we never left for more than a week. Navy girls, Okay, so I was a cop and I was a Navy. I did catch an orgy on the ship one night full on because I would like working nights, so I would

work six pm to six am. There's not there's not a lot of traffic, right, there's not a lot of You kind of can do what you want. So there's this place called the riggers loft on the ship. It's where a lot of the ropes are held, you know what I mean, and rig my fault. It's a lot of synthetic material in there. You're gonna lose two black fans. Uh. It's always at the wrong moment. He's left it setups. Hey do you hear about the I didn't get through the joke yet. Gary. My earphone is a little delayed.

They didn't clean my ears today. Oh they'll tell Gary don't ever bring me back with him on the show. No. So the place is called the rivers loft. So I'm not an expert, but the Navy ships, the walls, a lot of them had these little tiny holes about that big, and I guess it's for the bend with the meadow and the ship. You know my bend a little bit. So give so you walk around the ship at night, you're on patrol. I don't expect to walk in on this right, So I put my eye against this hole. Right.

This is no, no, this is like So I got my eye against the hole. So this guy, I see him staying there and I'm going, what's he doing? Right? And then this girl's hand came around the back of his back and I go, oh, she's sucking him off, right, she sucking his dick? So I don't see I see the hand right there? Go is he getting sucked off? So every do or the ship? I have a key to, right, so I'm real quiet. I like to turn the key, and I kicked open the door. The door opened and

shut the door they were in, so my door. Now they're in this other office. They was in this office on boom boom, But there was four other couples going at it. So it wasn't like an or is he like eight people together? It was like four different couples all going at it. Right. So now I'm doing this What the what? No, I'm going again, let me finish the story. Thanks for interrupting. So anyway, so I was going like this, what the funk? Right, and everybody stands

up going what the funk? So now you got these four dudes and the four girls. We're all sitting there freaking out. They're freaking because I think they're in trouble. I'm freaking out because I don't know what to do now, right, So I just told everybody, said, all right, everybody put your clothes on. Girls right here, guys here, some skin are going okay, do I want to really fuck their lives up? Like they'll get on restriction, to lose money, to lose ray. And I was like, all right, guys,

take off. If you get a phone call in the morning, you know what it's for. So all the guys left. So now the four girls looking at me, and I just went all right. I waited like five minutes and like the guys back in the barracks and in the birthing area. All right, girls, you go back, and I walked him back to female birthing. But I'm walking them back and back in my mind like probably, but I'm

not done anyways. So anyways, I walked him back to the berthing the original couple, right, I still haven't seen them, right, I don't realize my door had shut third door, right, So that's when I realized, like, wait a minute, I didn't see the original two. So after I walked the girls are walking back. I opened up the doors we left and I went and I forget about you two motherfucker is he either? And they're both staying there like this. So I decided I'm not gonna turn in by in right.

Nobody saw me that. I didn't want to snitch, and I know how navy is. Some of might have had girlfriends wives. I didn't want to suck their lives up, right. So when we got back into port, I go one of the girls. I was walking off the ship going to our cars. She just was walking. Next she goes, you're real cool, Owen, You're real cool. I was like,

I know, I know. And then one, dude, I keep you not every time I'm at a bar and seeing Digo for the next like one or two years, I'd be getting drinks into me and I'm going, can't find me a drink. It's just one guy that was in the riggers loft and I told him, I said, dude, I can't turn you in anymore. You're fine. No, you don't understand. You could have fucked my life up, bro, So you can't bind me. Every time I saw him, Wow, that's nice, he'll be like, okay, guys, you are girls.

One to three infections for everybody, get this black infecion or you're gonna get terminated. I would have got the first me two cases. Goddamn, that was a great story. Mr Rowan, Yeah, it wasn't interrupted. Tell us the time you met Dave Chappille. That was really funny. What Dave Schappelle invited YouTube He's party. Yeah, that was really fun Dave Chappelle's wife on the toilet. Oh yeah, well I did Chappell's summer camp this summer. And you know, Dave's

got the little nightclub and Yellow Spree. He's got this nightclub that sits on the side of a road and you don't know it's a nightclub. I told Mike, it looks like one of those buildings that when the power goes out, you go to that building to flip the power switch on or something. It's like a little brick building, doesn't look like nothing. But if you go inside, it's just jumping nightclub that Dave has. It's not a nightclub because, yeah, you can't just go in there. Yeah yeah, you definitely

nobody will ever invite definitely not going. So anyways, I go there and we're partying, and they got a bathroom. They got a lock on it, opened the door and there's Dave's wife on the toilet, and I went, so now I'm like, oh ship. And then she she's on her way up, she's done. She sits back. Then she goes, oh God, and I go, oh ship. But I don't fucking leave stim there going oh ship. I don't know go and she like doesn't know stand up or go down. So she went up down like three times. And I

came back and I go, ah, funk, man. So I just walked right of a day. Go Dave, I just walked in on your wife taking a piss. Man, I go, dude, if if you want me to call my wife, I'll fly her out here and you can watch her to take a piss. I don't want to be weird. So did you do it? Did you flay your Wife's? Cool? Bro? Yeah, it's cool. Next time, No, man, it's fine, Yeah, I'll be I don't know how he feels. How how do you think he really felt about that? What probably will embarrassing? Dot?

No if it's not a big deal. I mean, you're walking on somebody taking a piss. That's not a big deal, matter a fact, no joke, Mike, I just walk into your friend. What's his name, Stevie Muckey. What's his name, Charlie Mack. Yeah, he was taking a piece and didn't locked the I swear to you, has never happened to me in my life until this mother suckers told us about the story. I walk on him over there taking a piece. He saw his cat. No, I didn't say. I didn't say a good look up. Sorry. I thought

it was gonna get punched. I was like locked the door. But yeah, that's the first time I ever walked up. That's crazy, ain't it. You told us about the story, and then I walked into his friend taking a piece. It's a really big guy too. He saw David's wife's Yeah, couci, probably you didn't look. Yeah, like when I opened and luckily didn't see Childie's dick that he probably saw it. He doesn't want to say nothing, say yeah, he's wearing all dark clothes. I don't know. I just got out. Sorry, Mike,

you gotta put a lock on your toilet. Who doesn't have luck under toilet? Yeah? Where'd you guys meet? Yeah, it was an accident. Special Olympics. Yeah, he was round the hundred Mike. You know, yeah, there was a there was a house for sale read here next door. And then I was helping sell the hotel side. My friend is an agent to sell the hotel side for like three million. That was like somebody invited me to have some drinks next door and then I walk in. I

was like, oh, they got really good cookies. And then Mike, Mike just bought this panhouse. He was the only one to live here. That's the only one that's floor at that time. Yeah, and then he goes, hey, how are you doing. You live in the area. It was like, yeah, I live around the area. He goes, my name is Michael Black sog Hey, my name is Christian. I used to have a name. Gary. Did you believe that I? Me and Mike we're the only This is the longest

fucking story about how you meet somebody like this. You know where you met here? That's the whole story where you guys me here here Gary, like we met like they used to throw parties for us, like the whole building. They'll throw parties in one of the houses that was empty. This is the new floor that added this floor, Like three years ago. So all this stuff was for sales. So they will pick like one of the units that have a party. So they want all the tenants to

kind of look at it. You can't mighty want to buy it. But she was ridiculous. Yeah, he was doing this, so stupid one to buy one that time. I was the first one to buy it. Yeah, he thought I got a good deal. In what comes with that valet pocket? No blue job. Let me let me ask you this. If it's valid. If it's valet and you pay twenty, I don't pay h the many Valley minute going to take my car and put him out. I have pocket spots.

I have three spots, right, so they just put the But that's part of your h o A fees, right, Okay, So why the funk they charged me to park today? I said, Michael Blackson. They said, yeah, fifteen dollars. I go. No, No, I'm here to work on his podcast. You know you just say charge Michael black They said all his spots are filled. Yeahs filled him because Carolina, I have to come early and clean and get everything ready. Well this is great. I really gotta came on the podcast and

lost money. No, they're going to just put on my account. Yeah, yeah, Gary, he's rich. You know. He made it into this movie called Coming to America. They give him DVD Come to America Too, And can we talk about it? I'll talk about I had parking reserve for Michael Blackson and he came to my podcast. Really what was crashed into the fucking pocket spot? His podcast is done at a fucking garage, the studio Okay, twisted home. It's a studio with a

garage doge door. Yeah, you're right, but it's a studio, Mike, that's out of Monica. Money on the rent park that's a lot of money. That's a lot of parking. Gary. Yeah, you must have a lot of guests guests. Yeah, you're right, but it was only us. No, no, there was other people. We got editors. Oh, it's called staff, the whole crew. Know what you want to talk about? Can we talk about Coming to America too? Yeah? There, the talk about Gary is my guest. We're not talking about Gary. Asking

what Gary has coming up? Yeah, I'm gonna no, No, I'm gonna I'm gonna go see Coming to America Too. That's what I got coming up. I can't wait. But I really can't wait to see the movie because if you saw Come to America the one, you gotta see the second one. And there's no way it's gonna be as good. We all know that, but I still want to see it. But there's just no way it's gonna be as good as the first day. It's like Blair Witch Project. You have to see that, that Blair Bitch Project.

You know, the Blair Witch Project. And then they got the porn version of Blair Bitch Project. I'm just joking with you. We didn't know. Let's try to take up a great movie that it made a sequel for that was better than the original, all close to it. Let me see, I think like a man, he Mike, Hey, Mike, why don't you and Gary make a movie together? That would be so funny? Black It was me the we did do a movie part and part Part two is gonna better Part one? And that's the movie is gonna

better Part one. First of all, part one. Nobody asked for part two. I'm like, why to me was so bad? Like, now have this? How about I died in the first one and I'm in the second one playing hold on, playing a different motherfucker. That's not and nobody brings up each your mother shot in the first one, that's literally doing boys in the hood too, and have a more chests, says just walk around the background like Ricky, Now my name is Steve, who's just Ricky? Motherfucker. That's a great idea.

Did you day? And the first one I died? I got shot? And then did you make it to the signal? I'm in the second one? How you got a life again? In the second one playing a different person. People look alike came Badge died in the first one too, and he's in the second one. It's the phone call I got from the Mike Dean so positive. Deon Taylor. He's a director. He's a director. He's like, yo, yo, gee, got good news, baby, we got picked up the sequel, I go, that's great, But didn't I die in the

first one that he goes, yeah, we ain't. Were about that ship by hey else and we're bringing you back bigger and better than the first one. They asked the ultimate positive reinforcement. He and Dan was here. He would make you feel like you're making sense like everything you said, because I get that. Blair bitch, Blair bitch Yeah, Blair Bitch is better than Blair Witch. He wouldn't make me feel like a red like Gary O windows to me joking. Thanks,

everybody's get you shrinks from being with the chicks. I got the Dude podcast. It's amazing. Yeah, give him more's going to ship. Hey you mother suckers listening to Don't Filter with Michael Blackson. Thank you for tun to in. Be sure to subscribe, great comment and share wherever you listen to podcasts when you're planning to have they with Gary Owen in there three, I mean to thank you.

We'll do something else. I wrote this movie. I want to talk about it because I don't post to the idea bad apartment for Gary, so we could gonna make something happen. It's fucking dogs. Get your dogs, republics two dogs. Well, his neighbor got a dog, but it feels like it's his because the way they worked, and it was like, I never set how people live in high rises and have dogs. I have got to take him down. Take

a ship there, we have a dog. Okay, Still to get on the elevator with a dog at a house, I get it. Just take in the backyards and I can't know, any must man, you have to take care of them like sucking human being, like babies a little ship feed m yeah said that time cluck, yeah, seven am. But you got a whole family though, it's not like you're not damn kids are like I'm just me. If if I left that dog, I come to them up and be dead. Yeah, Mike, you can't even take care

of your plants outside. You water once a year? You do having water in three years? Yeah, you can't have a fake. No, it's real plants. It's from Nigeria, I mean in Africa, from Africa. Those are those plants. The only water once a year. It came from a small you know, I know, I googled before I water and you got mad, like fucking neighbor downstairs and pour the water on the balcony and then you're gonna went into the call me like it's sucking raining out of your unit. Mike. Yeah. No,

they just piste off all the time. They don't like him. That my neighbors, the h A Department don't like him. One time he had a working party at the jacuzzi. They gave him a ticket. They said, we want you to be in the meeting. You can have more than six people. I can't on the four, but this I had six and I'm black. I have six people. But I guess where they found that video. When the fucking working Thursday, they based on his violations on his Instagram.

But when people do that, they tell on themselves a little very less than you're torking Thursdays. When we had the reality show, we went to a university. We wanted to use their track and for one of the episodes, and the lady at the Universe is like, no, I know how your reality shows are, and I go, all reality shows aren't like loving hip hop? You know what I mean? You're telling on yourself right now. That's the ship you watch, you know what I mean? Hey, what's

your reality show? Gary's? It's funny as Ship? Because I created it. It reminds me of that my favorite movie. It's called Me Myself and Irene. Why because it's Jim Carrey. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. The first thing we agree upon this whole. I like that one. It's funny as ship. Believe you've got your your son to cut his here he's got a little bit still long. No, he got dreads. So they go down like blow his waist. Yeah, longer than us here, it's like ten years he's been growing up.

He's still going dreads are locks. I don't know. Sometimes say it, motherfucker's get mad. It's locks locks long as ship. So we're getting some money to cut a little bit. He did. He cut it a little bit. Gary cut it on the show, so that, Yeah, it's reality TV. It's all real. We did a lot of a lot of big tours together, but the biggest it was the Shock the Shock Tour, right, yeah, yeah, shall start so you host, you host the Orlando right yeah, remember that

I wasn't on the show. A Jay Farrow component, Tony Roberts was on that. Yeah that I was there. I did to watch it. I did the Shock to our. I did it in Dallas. It's like when I didn't. Dallar was like when the first time it's snowed and they didn't think that everybody would make it. So remember they had like Damon Williams as a backup just in

case people don't make it. Because the snow in Dallars for the first time, they still put up no, you didn't know it was it was well me Monique Corey Hoaklan. Mike Epps did it too, but Mike had a special coming out, so they call Mikes. He did the live show, but it dded him out of the out of the taping. That's fine. I was still the rest like this. Sorry, Gary, your podcast have high budget. This minimum. We only have one sponsor right now, state Form. Well here you have

a choice. You to have a nice equipment as and titties. I just got all nice equipment. Speaking of us and titties, what are you? Gary? Are you alas guy as like Michael? Yeah? Great, don't get a twisted Yeah, both have nice Are you like a thirty four triple D D? Whoa, Mike, this is really good. He missed it for one, but yeah, I could be four and then she's thirty for I have no bra. I don't know if you're wearing the bram. But Mike, that's Kim Kardashian. You know him, you know her,

you know her, just Callye his wife. Yeah, now can you tell us how you left Canye? You got tired of his ass running for president. It's not even qualified to run for fucking mayor Calabasas. Gary, You you why do you always talk like you're thinking and you forget what you're gonna say. You're literally like, you're like, this is Mike, this is him. Hey, look guys, there's a naked girl. Never mind, she's already gone. I don't know, you're growing on me. Bro Gary's funny. Hey do you

know notice into you didn't do the dates right? So? What I like Mike ass back on TOURK What I like that Mike is doing. Mike is making life very easy. And I didn't realize that to today when I looked at that program for the show this weekend. Mike is hosting the tour, his tour, and he's the headlining anymore. Oh, you're talking about the one in Tampa for but we have more on that, are you headline? I've just found it out today is that Brian Alden is So Mike's

going to host. So what's the lineup. He's got Carlos Miller, Country Way, DC, Young Fly, and then I Clothes. All right, that's a really dark show. That is dark Well Mike Mike, that's why, Well, that's why Mike is in between. It just gets darker as the show goes. It's funny. I'm gonna say that don't sound like the later I got the dark I said, after me, he's gonna be done. Cheated after him is a con? What's up? We go Gary to start the show with you facts? Wow, where'd

you come up with that one? That? That was the easiest joke in the night? Gary, you go first? My goodness? Two shows? Right? Yeah? Yeah? How's that working? Is the theater half capacity? I have no idea, Man, Florida. I think it's there's no rules there now, Mike rules. I mean, if the theater holds three thousand one night, he's bigger. It got, it's bigger than that. It's probably, like I'm just giving an example. Is it gonna be fifty hire people or two? I think I think that there might

be a seventy five. I'm just glad to do on a theater show again. Yeah, I mean, and I'm glad it's breaking the ice, is opening the door for other ones. Go ahead and do it until there's an operating Yeah, Mike, they call it. They called the super Bowl, the Super spread super Bowl. That's what this show come on. That ship would be all done with, motherfucker. So we don't care about We give you measures right here, you're gonna get the vaccine. Why I'm getting that bus soon as

it comes out. Really it's out now. You know what I'm saying when my number comes up because you sign up is like I signed up, your number comes out, No, but my health insurance will call me like now it's like sixty five and over. Really, so I gotta I got wild? Do you have the second showance? You have your own? Okay? What insurance they have, Gary, not your business. We just want to know good good insurance. Biting comala Harris,

come out of Harry scared. Oh my goodness, man, do you think are you getting the vaccine unless it's mandatory. If it's gonna sunk with my money, then I'm gonna get it. I meaning like you can't get on this plane unless you have a vaccine, then I I'll be forced into getting it. Like I caught it already. So now it's like if I didn't catch it, I didn't. I don't want to catch it, and I would have took it. But I've already caught it. So I mean, was it was gonna happen? When did you catch two

months ago? Oh? No, it wasn't two months ago. Bad, I wasn't terrible when I caught it. I had one night to like the bed sweats. Yeah, but no diarrhea. I never really lost a lot of taste. So pussy it tasted the same, like there shouldn't be a taste. It should be as she could. It depends what she kind of seasoned her food or that. Well, we got somebody here that can help us with that. Well, that's a whole different show. This is Mike. I heard it

when the pussy tastes like strawberries? You have COVID? That true? Who told you that? I just read it in the internet. I got it, and mine didn't really taste like that. Yeah, I mean that's talent. That's not how if you stick your fingers in it, you can just or have somebody to taste it. Have you ever tasted pussy taste today? I think, I mean I think a lot of girls probably if if a guy sticks dick in your pussy and then you put on your mom the saying come

on in, we have a special guest today. Okay, what she all right? So let's get back to the strawberry. What happened? I've never heard of I heard you you should have no taste? Yeah, it's no taste, no smell. I heard this. Whatever the girl eats, that's what the pussy taste. Yeah, well that's somebody a pussy Chinese spect friends seven days ago? Something really? Yeah, Gary, am in a relationship with a baby. Huh? What a relationship with a girl? You have a girl that has a baby. No,

I have a girl. My girl has a baby, my baby. Okay, why are you making this so comfortable? You have a girlfriend and she has a baby. No, my girlfriend is my baby? Is confusing? I'm confused. A girlfriend has a baby with the girlfriend. He calls the girlfriend his baby. He just forgot the first word. You don't even know what the funk you got, bro, I have a girlfriend with it. Yeah, that's what's your baby? Yeah, it's my baby? Your grandfriend a week ago? Yeah? Yeah, extrawberries. She on

a period. Have you ever had a girl on a period before? Yeah? Sometimes, Mike, But you just don't go through the hole you got a girl doesn't smell right down it right? I think it's happened to every guy at some point in life. What's the worst thing you did do a girl to get out of it? Good question, Gary, I know mine. Any order on the one even gotta beat any order, just totally off. My dick would not get hard. I don't given how much what have you done? Like?

Let me take give an example. The girl came over wait before marriage, right, Yeah, I'm in the navy. Girl comes over and the pants came down, and I went, what the fuck it's going on? Right now? That's what you said in my brain? I said. I literally it's three thirty in the morning. Because I met her at the club that night. I got I got this disappointment. I just remembered six am. She can say, gry, what do you smell like? Like a car? Hasn't an oil change?

To this day, just to talk about it makes the hair on my arms standing because this is just her taking her pants down. Me not even touched her. What the fund just happened in the room like the devil was between her legs. Gary, No, No, but I think what I'll do in this situation, Yeah, no, I'll just be like you know what that's when you act like it's not about sex? What is it, Mike? About love? No, let's cut it, Let's get to know each other. What it means that I don't want to see you? I

don't want to ever see your as again. Like, what if she looks like Rihanna, here's the thing, pretty as ship, Rihanna, I think as mature people. Yeah, but somebody, even it's a bad breath or whatever it is, I think we should tell that person. A lot of time people don't know the smell somebody else don't tell them, Like, you know, imagine every guy did that to her. How would she know? She thinks, how do you know when you smell? This was an amazing conversation. It was amazing. I was like,

it was so strong. Explain it was like being an a sauna. Yeah, somebody just took her ship. It's moist and hot and you're stuck in it. And this is I'm not talking you just got the SNG. This I'm talking. You're in a full on sweat after twenty minutes in the song. All right, here's the thing infection. That's right, But don't you think you should You should tell you

got a hurder, the disappointment that's gonna hurt. Because they went from we're about to do this everything else to literally my body went guys, but you know what, there's guys that really like when the pussy smell and they actually have a fish smell in pennies. No seriously, and they were like a pussy, the smell of pussy, but not a stink pussy. Yeah, I have never in my life heard of the stink pussy syndrome. I've never heard like I've seen a lot of fetishes and heard a

lot of fenshes. You're the first person to have you listen. I've told a girl she has an order before and the girls told me my breath. Let me tell you something like, sometimes we don't know our breath steak. Some people like you could not know your breath smells. Mind you. I grew up in Africa. We don't go the dentist on the regular. No, we did it on the regular, right,

So I came to America. I probably got my teeth clean one time one time and then us what a girl wants and she was like, we had like a falling out and she has a by the way to go get your fucking teeth clean, right, And no, no, no, I'm glad she did it. From there on. Let me tell you, I go to the dentist every fucking six months after that. Comprised to that, I was the dentist blunts in my life. So then I went to the dentist. I said, you know, it's some girl to my breath steak.

I need to get my teeth and she did it. That was the best thing she ever did for me. If you with somebody that breast thing that could your smell, they have on order, you have to tell them. You say it in the nice way because you don't want to hurt. Sensitive, say the think. Some people ain't deny you, like I'm a one time I to a girl like, you know, hey, listen, he had an order. It could be some kind of infection or something. She's like, well, I better the doctors say nothing wrong. I'm like, hi,

I'm trying to help Mike, but I wasn't. The dentist and the dentist did like before and after picture after they clean my teeth. I'm like, oh my god, that's why the fun my breath smelling and from their own, not just it was fucking it was like white to brown. Sometimes you don't know. So it's a kid to tell somebody if your friend has bad breath and listen, mother, your breath sting, Go get a teeth clean. A lot of people don't get their teeth clean. He might. I

told you your forts you still, Yeah, I can help. Yes, he's the worst ever time. I just got over there all the time. I gotta stop eating dairies. That's why I'm with Darry. If I eat pancakes, it's in it and I love yeah, Birch Benders pancakes. Get that Brandca. I'm trying to help you from you know you like pancakes, Bro, it's that frozen from this. It's not frozen. You make it like you just had water, but Birch Benders. Yeah, so just whatever, you should help you. You should have

told that girl how pussy stuck. Man, I'm disappointing you. Yeah, we're disappointing you. Gary. That was some years ago. Hopefully somebody, hopefully she grew up. She's not dead, but by now, do you remember her name? I couldn' d m her. You sure, Gary? You seem like you have good memory. Not that one. It's still makes the hair still my arm. Yeah, you still remember it. I never as long as I live.

I'm telling you, I hope you run into her. If you I'm never running her into you, Gary, she's gonna slow you perform me somewhere you'll come intee your shape, like, hey, remember me the girl that he had a left for the dentist appointment? Oh this thing, pussy bitch. I'm gonna tell you pussy will steak. Please tell her if you want into her. What year was this? Gary doesn't matter. It's a long time we mutter I said it earlier, so we just got run the tape in trouble all right,

Well it was fun. I mean we talked about everything you guys in your show with a bang. It's a great show, Mike, Mike, it's fun. All the fucking stink pussy ship. I'm just pussy. How could you have a show with It's a good top can on of your talk on this guy? Man? Please come on, come on, come on man, he and Gar tonight. Your wife will never you know about this, I guess anyway, as that

guy's phones out. Man. Well yeah, well thanks for joining us, thanks for having Thank you guys, best friend, best friend, Thank you guys. I really didn't know his name. Thank you. Gary has the best stories. We would like to have you again. To Gary. You can follow Gary on his I g is Gary Owen no as Gary Owen Comedy. The guy will not give it up post he has. He just took your name. You want your body? He had it before. Yeah, he doesn't even respond. Do you want to buy a friend when you buy it from

him or you don't even give anymore? I would buy it. How many followers does he have? Gary? Oh, he's probably sing. Happened to me on Twitter when I first got my Twitter, but he took my name and this guy was making money off my name because I wasn't on Twitter. And then when I got on Twitter, I was like, yo, this guy was a better me than I was. He was videos and every everything I did on talking like me on Twitter. And I'm like, yo, can I be

myself please? Sir? Can I have my identity back? He's like no, he's making money back then, So eventually I got I sent my wipitaker to like Twitter and he took it from to give my name back. Yeah that's up. Well, hopefully you get your center Michael blacks and black and took it better. I got instagramed somehow to give my name. Whoa makes phone calls? Yeah, it makes some calls, man, and my guy makes the phone calls. I'll help you. Gary is probably some guy from Joining or something ears,

what Asian? Are you Filipino? Right? Filipino? Chinese? Checking? Who is your body? Can I ask him the last question? Yeah? What's your question? What's you got going on next? What's next? New projects going on? So we should know nothing that's not It's a perfect time to create and put stuff together coming out. I don't like to talk about anything until I get a release date. So the first film I ever did was called Held Up with Jamie Fox. And that's where it took two and a half three years.

That motherfucker to come out because they got any given Sunday right after it. So they held our movie to any given Sunday came out, and then they wanted to make sure they got the heat off that movie right. So literally, I'm telling all my friends back home, I got dinner movie mad Jamie Fox movie. I come back home a year later. Man, when the fund is that movie coming out? I was like, it's in Germany. Man, they released it. I come back the next Christmas. You

ain't do the movie. I was like when they release Scott damn movie ever, I thought it was a liar for like two years. How am I one with? What's his name Michael joh White. That just came out in September. So I had a movie on Netflix came out in September called Welcome to Now. It just came out. I think we got the four on Netflix. I didn't realize how big Michael was overseas, Like it's one thing. He's like the black Jackie Chance in Europe and the Asian countries.

I didn't realize how I did the movie with them, and then we were supposed to do a big press tour and then COVID hit and I was like, but the funny thing about the movie, Mike said, none of his movies ever made the Black Film Festival. There was it, the Miami Black Film Festival. Ours dead and COVID hit and we couldn't go. He goes, ain't that a bit? I finally put you in a movie with me and we can accepted the Miami Black Film Festival. And he told Universal, he said, I got the guy that he

wants to play a sidekick. He goes, he'll bring in the black audience and then they go who and they started all these black comedians. He goes, Garry one h and then he got accepted the Black Film Festival I was like, I told you you're welcome, and then COVID hit, Hey, Gary, let me tell you one story that's real funny, it's true. Today I was listening to your your reality show, and then my girlfriend was cooking food and she goes, oh, the comedian is funny. Who's who is a black comedian? No, No,

it's Gary Owen. Sure He's like, oh, it's very god. It sounds like black man. Thank you, all right, thank you, thank you, Gary Owen Comedy. That's his Instagram Chinese best friends in Carolina, Catalina. What's your insta, Carolina? What's your only fans? No, baby, I'm a real actress. Let me tell you she's a girl. She's a one of a career. So I protected on Instagram. Mind's Kiki Diablo, k e

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