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Michael blocks on. There's only one right now? There is Yeah, I have I have a guest as a comedians African. We'll bring him on later. Yea, yeah, yeah, I've opened the door for a lot of other Africans. Jutely got a lot of niggers come out of the village. We have a pack show today. I feel like I am performing in the Staples Center on thing. Chinese Best Friend. It feels like kid, I've never seen so many people here today. Yeah, well, these are just my homeless friends.

How are you doing what you want? That's my favorite color, Chinnese best Friend? This is my favorite color. Green is your favorite color? I told you that an episode four in The Mother Soccer Podcast. Yeah great, Why why is green your favorite color? Like? Why is it just you guys? I thought it was color blind the day age of two, So I didn't know what blue. And that's right because when you call it blind, you see everybody see green, right,

So I thought it was blind. So that's why I told the cop when I ran a red light and color blind, I'm sorry. And what did he say? Gave me a four d dollar fucking ticket? Yeah, I didn't believe me. Did you have on green? No? I I ran on the red light with a blue outfit. You came back into the blood motherfucker on the red light on a camp on A ran a red light. Don't matter what color you had on, you was going to jail. No, I just gotta ticket, red leg ticket. That's it. That's

not bad. Did you pay it or you still still paid? I paid it already. That was a long time ago. What are you wearing, Michael Block? You know what? I don't know what the fun devil's all over your shirt? That's not love, that's devil with love. No, it's like a the devil is trying to kill the angel. But I don't I'm not a fan of the Devil, so I wouldn't have the Devil with mom when I was buying his jacket. Okay, devil was not it was not given to you. I'm sure it was free. Somehow somebody

gave it to me for free. Well it looks good, Michael Block. And and if you know, California is like we're in southern California where the weather it's like, you know, it's kind of getting chilly, a little bit chili. Michael Block says, seventy two degrees that's not SENTI two degrees outside. That's chilly for three hours when I'm from ninety nine degrees at winter time, ain't gun. Yeah, but you're only there two times a year. I've been at four times this,

you know, I've been at four times. I've never you've disappeared so long. You have not left the state of California four years, and I'm only allowed to leave the the state of Beverly Hills area to come to Los Angeles. Why your lady won't let you out. You don't trust you well because you know, well now you're kind of calm down now, But your lifestyle before was all about TV Tuesdays and talking Thursdays, and she said, if you're gonna live, I'm gonna live to Hungary. Is that what

she's from, that's what she said. I said, Hey, I might might do some comedy stand up stuff. That was like three years ago. And she goes, well, if you do that, me and the baby living too Hungary. So so you're like a house husband. You're like the bitch. Yeah, you said, mother, don't worry about it. Man, it's okay that you know that might bring the whole family. That's fine, Yeah, bring your family. How old is your baby now? He's like, what twenty? Yeah he feels like it. It's talking reading

and he's three and a half years old. Michael Black, Yeah, he's but I know you for twenties, the COVID baby. Yeah, I feel like I know you for thirty years because we're stuck in Yeah, we're stuck in the half for a year and a half thanks to Corona nineteen. Yeah, so he's a Corona nineteen baby. He's almost twenty two. He's gonna gonna change it to Coronado. I don't know. With all them booster shots, maybe they could reverse Dr fauci Co the reverse time. When is he gonna die.

They got. I didn't trust that motherfucker. I've never seen doctor fight the fucking mask on why he didn't catch Yeah, you're right, you know what, he never wears a mask now to fuck you don't Yeah, yeah, I don't trust him. The moment he says don't take the corona chatter will take it. Anything he says that, we'll reverse. Oh that's why you didn't take it. He said, take it. I trust I trust Magic Johnson more than that motherfucker. What much of Johnson has to do anything? Because Mike, see,

Magic Johnson had aged since nineteen eighty five. He's still alive. Yeah, there's a care for that. He bought it. They have a care for rich people. Only the pores are dying. Man. You know, the poor die from everything. The rich people will find a way, like you know, but have you brought up me? And I don't worry about it. I make a phone call. Man, got the same doctor, everybody got, the same doctor, the same billionaire doctor that we just take that boy take one pill and he's carry he got.

He's like, hey, mad Magic, just Magic, don't where I got you. Just come and take a pill. One pill. He's sucking looks he's good at healthy. Yeah. Eight since the finals of the Los Angeles Lakers against the Phoenix Suns nineteen eighty six or something like that. Nine, Chinese best friend. That's how you excuse my language for the people that are watching pad game, me said it. Where if they're gonna be watching us, they deserve to be called.

First of all, there was no where the Lakers gonna play the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend. You know why they did play before in the Western in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend? How the funk would the Lakers played the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, Chinese best thing. I might have made a mistake, Michael Blocks, and could have been the Chicago Bulls against the Phoenix because if it is Suns in the Los Angele Lakers are both in the Western Division, there would there was

nowhere the finals. There were no where. There was absolutely no way Chinese best friend. Only what it would happen to happen. The Phoenix Suns have to pack the backs and move to TV. You're really good at sports, Michael Blocks. Congratulations on that big win you had last week. Yes, I finally won dollars. I want one. I bet ninety. I picked nine parlay and got them all. Right, Wow, I want twelve thousand, three hundred NFL pol who that

a I want? I made fifteen thousand that day because I had all the little parlais and I finally want man An. You think about it, when you are gambler, you always lose because to win the fifteen thousand, I probably spent thirty thousand prior to that. So I'm gonna that's a great window. It felt really good to take that book as money. Yeah, yo yo at the strip club. Well man at the strip club to get my money. Yeah, but I didn't, I said. He tried to give him

on the strip club. Like, no, motherfucker, it might be a set up. Get your asking my car and give me this money. Not get the funk out. I woun't have to, County. I trust you, hear the stripper to try to give up. Try, maybe you give it back. Yeah nope, No, I don't trust. We don't trust. We left, I said, Chinese best friend, I gotta pick up this fifteen thousand U S. Dollars And we picked it up. And no, I didn't want to count it out. It was a straight up business there. You're like, fucking why

we at the strip club? Nigger? Come to my home. You know where I live. I have top security, I mean just stripped. I'm like, you know what, it's thousand dolls. I'm gonna get my money. What congratulations, Michael Bloxon? When are you gonna give me those bets? I could have made fifteen thousands more if I didn't tell you about the bet. So you are my jinks. You are my bad log chum. You fucking booda looking motherfucker. I opened up a spectrum wifeight, I mean cable just for that day,

and you ruined my fifteen extra dollars thousand dollars. You gave me a headache that day. I was like rooting for you, Michael Bloxon. I didn't need a root for me. Everything you rooted for me. I lost. What made you want to call me that day? I don't know what. If I was excited by my twelve thousand dollars, I heard you screaming, You're like, how many times, how many times? How many times we try to play the parlor will never win? So now finally gonna let me share with

my best friend and the niggas a Buddha jinks. I was so excited for you, Michael Blocks, and I turned off all the cartoons at the house that day time for Nigga news Chinese. What happened? Something happened to your our boy Floyd What did he do? Oh? Yeah, Floyd Mayweather the Clippers game this weekend. I guess there was a teenage boy wanted to take a big fan of Floyd may with her and he said, uh, is that

painted nails? And then the kid nail was painted? Yeah, the kid nails painted black, and Floyd Jay don't want to take a picture with him. And it was sad. What looks at the nails when you think? You know what I mean? Just you know that's your friend who Floyd? I mean, I'm not mad at he didn't want to take a picture of it. What if the kid was a devil? Oh, you're right, Yes, I don't want to take picture. Was sitting not everybody got painting a kid

with a black paint and nails. Is something about that kid he needs Jesus. Yeah, you're right. I don't blame him. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you know, I don't have to didn't take pictures of privilege. We don't have to take pictures if we don't want to. You can't force us. Not because of the nails. But I'm saying it's like it's like a you know, I've never seen you denying girl. Want to take a picture. Hey, come and take a picture me. She's button your titties is out? Next you

not take his picture? Next in twenty years later, Michael, I'm in titty jail. Continue Tuesday. You're right, So, yeah, you don't want to think come back, you know? Next thing. You know that anything is possible in the every day we're in. Everybody is allowed to do whatever they want to do. If I don't want to do something, you can't make you do nothing. Shout out the floor. You don't want to take a picture of the Kelly has

a painted nails. Well, I'm not well. I hope Florida gonna take a picture of machine going where it says on DMZ this order did say that, Well, maybe he knows machine gun Kelly, and he probably know he would probably fall asleep and some drunk bitch pen is now is my accident? The other kid could have been the devil. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, absolutely right, all right, tell my painting nails. All right, So my nigga, Dave Chappelle was more problem.

Transgender community is trying to transgress against Dave Chappelle and Netflix because of his special the one that specially to be transferred off the network. And it feels like it's transphobic. But then but Netflix said we believe in Dave. Also he's willing, he said, says wanted to talk to them because he feels the trans Later his message wrong, a

lot of trans happened Lesians in there. Yeah, a lot of a lot of transgenders and the transgrass and the transferred and then transphobic and of course transformed and then everybody got miss translated tings. Now it reminds me I need a new trans transmission in my car. Yeah, and I need to transfer some money from my checking, my my savings and my checks out and bouncy to check. And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker. Yeah. My first guy's a good friend of mine. I know

this kid about seven years, at least seven years. That's a long time. Yeah, this kid is fucking took social media by storm. He's doing his thing. Another fellow African and I was comedian, comedian, very funny kid. He's does out of UM shows across the country, colleges everywhere, weddings, UM funerals. I'm not sure he funerals or what, but he's I mean, he got the thing with social media, have to find your niche and he found his Niche

was killing social media. Ladies and gentlemen. My name you're and buddy do looks in the building? Mother, do up? Michael Blacks? And I really thought this was the baby. I no know, no, I know. The kind of death is the growing up, the toddler. What's the good dog? Everything good? I'm good brother? How are you great? Man? Listen? I mean you know, of course I've been following it. We've known each other for years. We go back, you know um from well original orb. But what are you?

You're by man? You're I think the thing. I spent like three three years in Nigeria when I was a kid between like age was it like third, fourth and fifth grade? I was in Nigeria. I was more and I was in the evil souse in the East House and unabrad State back then. Back then, when I was in Nigeria and Negle was the capital of Unabrad state. That's the way before your time and was the capital of Unbrad. So do you tell me that change? Yes, just stayed myself. What happened like when you got there?

They had after you left, they said, we have to change. What was it like MICA's left. We have to have to we have to change. But you know the reason why I had to leave Nigeria. Why did Gunnians have to leave Nigeria back in the day. I'm accent? What

was the was the phrase? What it was? It was something going on I think was I think again is or something was taking all the jobs and what I'm not sure what it was, but whatever it is, Nigeria's like, you know what, we tired get the Gunnians out of here. Then No, there's eighties. Oh eighties. I was a little kid,

so I didn't understand. I knew my mom. I knew my mother left me with this evil family that was like my mother's an evangelist, so she just traveled the word just leave our kids with a bunch of random motherfucker's. So she left me as this evil family. Great family. Shout out to the chickle cos that's their last name, ch ch chick. If you're listening, shout out to them, and you know they raised me. In fact, that's what I got most of my discipline and the three years.

I think I'll not forget these three years because when I got the most disciplined in my life and all that contributor to who I am today. Naturing parents are very disciplinary. I mean they don't take no ship. So I mean, what what kind of things were they've got? Oh my god, what kind of what did they know? You know? Then it made me like wash in my mind, cut my mind mind, I said, like wash, The usaid wash. They made me wash the cup man. They made me

do a lot of sucking ships. Yeah, probably because I hit you with a beak up something in your forehead. I think I was like a step shot. That's probably why absolutely none adopted adopted African Niga and it was paying you to eat for free. Yeah, I did eat for examplectially. And then, like I said, it to disciplined me to help me. Nigeria helped me because I went to school during schools ain't joke. I mean the whoop

you're asking school the third and fourth grade? You get you haven't spelling test and you get it wrong to beat you right in front of the kids. Can imagine trying to get a date when the bitch watch you get your ask about the teacher. Even if you forget your pencils, don't forget a pen forget your damn got myok, my book? You're getting come to the front and they're gonna whoop you on. Has that changed or they're still whooping as in Africa. I don't know. I hope it's changed,

you know what, I really hope the same treatment. I got the same threat. I came back here when I was nine years old, So I remember vividly going to school. Oh I forgot my pencil, or my pencils not sharpened, or even just to get you you have to pay in the whooping just to get your pencil, because that's gonna be three lashes. That's gonna be three just to

get it. So yes, I remember vividly. I got the same treatment for damn show it's a Fisher when I stuck out my patron pages Now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they no longer be sensorved by the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon, mother saw cuts. So now you you started off just doing Instagram videos and now you're

a ful comedian. I mean compared to you, I'm like, you know, maybe the like a three quarter one four. But what you guys did, like you know, kind of mind me, what decent you on fly? And then m

was the other guy African Ape. I saw those guys started out just you know, a social media influencers and then they build an audience and then you guys actually went through the comedy club and I work out material and learned some material absolutely funny enough for me, Like even before like you know, when Instagram came out with video on two thousand and fifteen, if anyone remembers that, I think it was two thou network Instagram came out like with video with video right when when they come

out with video, like like shortly after that, right, like I mean, I mean maybe like three months after that, a few of my boy my buddies, UM Dan more G and UM Foxy P. They came up with like a you know, African princess of comedy. This is like three months after video. I had just put one simple video, a couple of videos, and they put me right on stage to host that. This was three months with no

experience at all, you know. But I've been watching the likes of Michael Blackson, basket Mouth, my African you know, like the gods to African African kings of comedy, um, Michael Blacks and nine Krum to me basket Mouth. And I was watching those gentlemen, you know, and then just like that, you know, I transitioned right to the stage.

And I always always showed respected this guy because they're once, like he said earlier, they paved the way for us myself, chief ob Um African Ace, now you know what I mean. So we really appreciate clap your hands for these guys because they Michael Blacks and and because when I started back when, back when I started, we had it was no social media. We just had like newspapers and fucking typewriters. And back then I started out like early nineties four

ish whatever, Damn I started ninety four. Back then in ninety four, the only way you get famous, you gotta find it way to get on TV. The only TV we had back then was BT Comic BT Company just started, so we had because BT coming if you knew they were the only way of getting any comedian famous, or they took advantage of us. To get on BT Comic View, you had a first year best athlatic to get on.

So once you get selected, then you have to find with the l A. Miny'all living in Philadelphia, you have to find you with the l A, get your own hotel, your on flight, your own hotel, and then three weeks after you shoot the show, you'll get a check for a hundred fifty dollars. So I came to do Coming with You for a negative five dollars. I lost some money trying to make money, you know. But then what happened was you get on TV, and then once you're on TV that people can see you, now they're going

to book you. So now you know, I went from making like fifty dollars a hundred dollars, like five hundred dollars, you know, and then when when I did Next Friday, then I went from like five hundred dollars hundred dollars. And then then you keep going and keep going. So television is kind of like what we had back then, but we didn't have social media to try with jokes. These guys could just do a video. The video is funny and with that ship into material, you know, But

we didn't have that. We had to go to open mic night. You have to go get in line, and open mic was a night where amate just perform or professionals would go on stage just to like perfect that new actor trying to do so, like in Philadelphia where I started. UM one club is like first come, first served. So if you have if you want to get a good number, do do they a lot of first twenty people. So if you to get and you got to pick

your own number when you want to go on. So if you want to pick your own number, show start at seven o'clock. You wanna be there like four pm. Get in line there we pick a good number, like a good number, be like any number between like five to like thirteen is good. Because you go on number one nine enough crowded, you're going to a twenty. Everybody

already left. So that was one club. But the other club, you're gonna line up and then after you write your name, then they would they would give you a number a counter. How well didn't know you. So. I remember my first night at this particular club. They didn't know me. I went on last. But then I got on stage, it was like six comedians, like the order. They already got tired.

I'm performing for six comedians and they told me that, hey, I think you got what it takes to make it because I was hoping, I hope the fucking audience was there. But instead of like other comedians like you know, Mike, I think you got it, and as I just kept going and kept going, I think that's dope. Man. You know a lot of comedians they don't bring the same energy when um when they see like that, you know there's less people there or on so you expected. So

I think that's extremely dope. You never that first impression. I don't matter where you are, give them the best fucking show. You never know who that one person is or that's to three people are. Whatever you're performing, don't ever give all you have, regardless or not. I mean I performed for like ten thousand people recently. I'm on that Martin Owrens tour, so we've seen like ten fifteen

thousand people. But my favorite orders is three people. That intimacy crowd, right, there in your phase, we get to like feel loose because when when it's fifteen, it's don't get wrong, it's more pressure, like okay, now I got you know, compared tove like three people, you feel more comfortable, you know. But with it five people or ten people, give those ten people your best show ever because you never know who those ten people are. Absolutely, Oh did

you perform recently too? Um ship my excuse my language. My last I don't really curse much. I know this is mother in my life. Performance was in Nebraska. Performed in Nebraska on what's to day? What's it the Tuesday? On Saturday, last weekend on Saturday, on Saturday, No, he said, my last last weekend. It wasn't even oh my, it was actually for awards ceremony and oh Nebraska, Yeah, Kevin Hearts board was that boars Cojoe send me. I saw

the flying for that exactly. So the performance that you hosted it, I did a little bit of both man. It was one of those it was an African you know, we're gonna I'm gonna help them getting that tight together. But it was an African event, you know, and you know, and then they beginning stages of getting together, but it

was it was a success to say the list. But the thing about performing, as being a comedian, performing and ship like this, you always give this orderance some laugh, you make them laugh, and regardless how disorganized it is, you're gonna always remember the comedian, you know. I just recently I've done a few award shows where it's we're not organized. I'm not gonna say their names, but it weren't say every every year to host the show. Don't

see a great job. Then Michael blocks a video. They fucking blew that I hosted the first one, the first hosted the first exactly absolutely, So you're welcome that I opened the stage. Appreciate that. Man, were you there yesterday? I think it was the same day as the one that I had year that was on Sunday, though I was too tired, so I got back in. If you went, you could have got an award. Was giving them things away.

So what he does what he does on social media now, he like he'll find you where you find these sucking videos at there? You fucking put like a voice over over them to be honest, like I don't find them people, Yeah, they find me. Now you know what I mean, that's what people ask. So they find me and for me like when people find them, Like I used to love freaking American's funniest home videos, all right, and I also used to love even before social media in general, no

social media. If you guys remember Mad Lips, they used to be on YouTube. These people they would do like voiceovers, real funny fucking voiceovers to mainly sports ship football coaches, you know, flipping out on players or whatever you exactly so um uh so you know when I got to you know, I was doing skits as well, and I do blending skits as well. But like when people send me these videos to do that, I just get into

the you know, the mind framing. You know, it's a really one day you guys will see the process a very remind of those animals, but it's a very you know, it's a very kind of you know, if I was to watch myself, I know, to be like, what the fund are you doing there? You'll be really good like voiceover for animation. Listen, you know that you're the one with the connections link me man who's cooking? Um, who's

frying chicken? But that's not definitely I'll keep my ads open because when I would listen to show, I'm like, god, damn, I see so much animation movie like fucking Lion King. I'm like, guy, imagine he had his voice in there coming up with your own lines, because this is all your comedic lines. In fact, like that, you mentioned that

I just recently did a independent UM. I guess you would say, you know, voiceover character, did like four voiceovers for independent UM cartoon that's coming out right, Um, you guys will see the pilot board soon, and it's not for children. This is like adult swim type of you know, African blended type of situation. So um, you guys keep a look out for that for sure. Congratulations on that ten best when you got going on your life. I want to be a voice of some cartoon like they

hearing any Chinese in the African shooes. That's easy, That's that's easy. Man. I went to this restaurant. It was actually Chinese people cooking Guanian food. Not the funk where I'm not even joking. This is where was this. I was just in. I was just in Nebraska. Happen to Braska. Chinese person Yai is trying to take whatever I mean, you know, they own the roads in Ghana. I heard that. You know they own the roads in Ghana. So is that not true? He's sucking down you're cooking African food?

What then? What? What's next? I'm gonna stop sucking our women to Chinese best friend. Yeah, I think they're already. They're already doing that. They're already doing that in the Ghana. Man, I've seen that road. That's what I'm sucking your back. I got a whole Asian woman. I'm gonna give us a bunch of little tiger woods. Motherfucker, Mike, We're gonna make sure there's a mother sucker highway in uh gonna. Okay, I appreciate that. God, I just called you a gonna.

It's okay, Mike. Tell me about That's totally fine. Please tell me about that. The school that you're doing in please and thank you. I've seen the pictures of that. Yes, didn't have you digging? Are you the one thing? What you're digging with your hand? Digging? Damn? You're supposed to wash your hands after your health dig Now. I ain't build a school in my village. You know my mother this the village my mother was born in. Uh what would inspired me to build the school? Was um I went.

When I came to the States, I come to the stage late eighties, sometimes eight six, eighties seven. I didn't go back to Ghana. I didn't go back to Africa period to like two thousand, like fifteen years later, I went back. And when I went back, I went to the village when I was born, and I'm like, I just things were still the same. I'm like, why things still the same? You know why our kids and the kids are like a bunch of kids doing still the

school days, school hours. Your kids in the marketplace helping their mother sell ship. And I'm like, why these seven eight year old kids working? Like who hired these niggas? So I'm like, okay, you know what. Then I get to find out, I'm like, why did not in school? The not in school because the public school were just known as government school, which is free at that moment. I'm not sure things have changed that ain't ship free no more, But back then those schools were free, and

those feel up really fast. The free ship always feel up. It's like you go, you know in America, you go to the warfare line. All the warfare office is always packed, right, because niggas like free ship. So the free ship always fills up, and the kids that are left they can for a private school. So then what I did. I went to them on the local elementary school to find out what school was going for, how much it cars to go to school. So I find it cars like

eighty dollars for the whole year. I'm like eighty dollars and this is in two I'm like, we're spending ship at the bar. So out next day I went back to the marketplace, saw them same fucking kids. I talked to their parents. I was like, I'm gonna pay pull your pull your four kids in school for the year, you know what I mean. And then from there I would try to help every year, I'll try to help

get this keep. I mean, what eight years of schooling or cost but a couple of grad So I went did that and after the outside of myself, I gotta do something about this. And I always had in my mind, I gotta build a school. But it's not it's not an easy thing to do, you know, it's come without responsibility. But I finally, like right before COVID, I decided, you know what, trying to play every kid in school. How about just I just build the home school and make

it free and give scholarship to the kids. You're a good man, Michael blocked him. Yeah, round us, absolutely, And I think that's dope. Man. It might like for people like like I wouldn't say, like myself, you know, I'm tapped in. But for people who who who like they want to kind of you know what I'm saying, especially Americans or African American, you know, all of us. Essentially, if you have that melan and you're African, I don't give a damn what you say, right. So, like, especially

if you're that person who's like where am I from? Okay? Where am I from? Right? And your and your question yourself one thing, you're either from Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, or one of those West African countries that the translator you know the slave trade took place, right, So just know that ACA West Africa right coast. So for those people right who are listening and they're like, how do I

do something? I just want to tap in because these people at one point they might want to go to Africa, right, but I don't want to just go to Africa and underwhere to go but like if they want to tap in on maybe just you know, they want to send something to help out, or you know, like I'm not sure if you have any organization like that, what has that? Like? How did you know? How do these people help? I

want to do that very soon right now. My my main goal, you know, was to take my own money, and I post I, hey, my do fundraise and raise money. I was like, let me, I said, I work hard, let me give something back. I said, I'm gonna build this first school with my own money. After it's built, then to keep the school running, then I'm gonna do like fund raised. I'm you know, to get people to raise money every year to make sure these kids go

to school for free, you know. And then also I gotta paid teachers, and I gotta pay get a bus. I'm doing something different in that village, they don't know to have a bus. Translation principtation, I'm gonna try to get a school bus. So I'm gonna do all of that once the school. Once the school is built, and I'm gonna take my money to build it, and then I'm gonna ask for help to keep it going for life.

And then I'm not stopping there. I want one in Ghana, which if my first one isn't Ghana, and the next one being like at my third one being Nigeria. These three countries me the most to me. That's why I spend most of my life in those three countries. What's the name of the school? Yeah, that's we have between Blacks and academy. We think I haven't finalized it yet. It's not gonna be mother sack of school for kids.

Education in the shade, you know what I'm saying, like nothing the sacond school for kids, Michael Block reading in the dark. You know, elementary. You're gonna be the principal principle. No, I might have nothing with the education. And you're not the gym teacher either, motherfucker. Okay, you out of shape? How about my teacher? They listen? No, No, I'm not trying to be right, but they are good to man. Yeah, not this motherfucker. He needs at a roll. I just

have my prescription today, Michael. But yeah, so don't get wrong your time time. That time we come, we're gonna feel like I gotta because eventually we gotta go. We can't forget home. Eventually got to go home. And do something. We gotta give back, you know what I mean. And that's always been on mind. I gotta give back. So I went home. I bought a house there. Actually just shipped my car, just shipped the car just got there cause there. So you know, usually I will go vacation.

When I want a vacation, I'll go to like Puerto Rico, go somewhere. You know where I go vacation. I go to Ghana. There, I get on the plane and go home for like a week or two, stay in my own house and give back. Finally, I gotta get back to where I came from. What's up, mother suckers. This is your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Suck a Podcast with me Michael Blackson. If not,

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Stay right there, hes gonna get over it. But uh coming to the stage. My guy from Oakland, Oaktown. Um, that's right, West Coast, West Site, West Site area, ladies and gentlemen, inspiring artists in the doings thing tree. Thomas is in the building. There's in January three. Thomas is in the building. Tree. I'm not shoven to treat stands for how tall years or what he smokes? Motherfucker? Maybe a hybrid of both. Right, that's what all that ship.

So what's going on? Man? How's how's this? How's this? How's trying to do this music? And now you're from Oakland? Like I think of Oakland, think like E forty you think about um too short and who else mc hammock. Yeah, I'm from the town and from Oakland. Um. I started off rapping, So I started off in that line. But um, as I started getting more into it, I started finding my my tone and my my sounding singing. And you

know why, I guess just from pussy. That's how you get for real, if you want to go against, get some pussy, be a singer, Singers get all the coucie, especially love songs. I heard rappers get all the respect on the streets and singers get exactly and that was part of the reason. That was part of the reason for sure. But yeah, I'm in it now and it's been cool. It's been great, specially moving out to l A. I especially seeing an increasing everything I've been doing since

I've been out here. So I'm working with it, for sure. It's so crazy. I was watched reading something today that Meek had posted up. He said, I think me posted about something like he's not sure where his record money been going, Like something posted about about the record of the record business. How you know he brought his record out, but he ain't seen no record money, you know. So I mean that's that's that's that's been going on a just I mean, everybody got burned, from Michael Jackson to

Tito Jackson to everybody has been burned. When it comes those they look like all this makes most of that money from live performance. I mean I'm not sure, Like I don't know how much you really make fun. But it's different that because now it's like downloads and you could like kind of like put do your own thing. Now you go independent and you know, put your own ship out and back then you needed like you needed a record company back then to like you know, get

you to that next level. And it took advantage, you know. So yeah, not anymore. I mean, hows how how how you getting your music out there? Um, I'm getting it out fully independently right now, so I don't even know how to the record label your money, so I see everything from my music. Um, but uh, really it's about where you're grind ad right now, Like what you're doing with your brand pushing and how much you're selling on

your brand. Like I'm thinking of different avenues from my brand right now as far as like the music, and I got a dog that gets me like a million views on TikTok and YouTube ship um, selling plants and uh this thing that go along with my brand is also farm as well. I've been farming for like two years with some of my friends. So I'm like brother into nature and like gardening and ships. And they got growing tomatoes. Motherfuckery got a great tomatoes. Now we're wearing weird.

It's cannabis farm tomato I just want to make. But with that, with the cannabis farms, I've learned how to cultivate tomatoes and vegetables and fruit and all that ship and survive off grid and and and a lot of things I didn't know before before um being out there. So I'm just trying to incorporate all that ship into my brand because that's what the music business and just having a brand is about. Now, what your grind is.

And because you're not gonna like me, you ain't gonna see a lot if you get to that level from your ship. It's about what else you selling, the shows, the merch and all other ships. So that's what me and my team is working on right now, tightening ship. But it's a great thing. My social media now right social media is pretty much your own platform. This is your own TV show, your own network. You know, you build your own audience and when you make something, you

got someone to sell it to. You can blow. You don't need nobody anymore. Just build an audience and if your ship is good or support you. Okay, I want to say this though, just like my first time doing an interview podcast, and I'm just honored. That is with like for real, because I look everything I see you in I'm entertained, um like I can you can see your talent. And I was telling Tied my man, I was like he was FaceTime the other day. I heard

you like talk. I was like, this, nig really just can talk regular because the next Friday is all I know. That's that's like I imagination of me. Motherfucker, guy Mike, Then you say that next lady again for defense when you walk into the door of the d C place right there? What is this? This is why I can't get jiggy with this ship. Where's your money that I pink? Motherfucker? You look at that playhead. I was so many ship, I'm no darn received kiss my eyes. So what, oh ship,

please don't hit me. I'm just a bitch eunaut you wait, wait, you don't wait, wait wait, you don't even and I don't got no damn receipt and I know darn receipt, kiss my eye, So what you know? You're fucking try again, motherfucker. Just's my tooth try to get try again. I go post on this, motherfucker. I'm honored to be a part of this this is my first time doing anything like interview White Pocket. I'm just just crazy. That's what you appreciate.

It's a good Definitely, he turned these lights off. I ain't gonna be here, definitely. Yeah, mother sucker podcast. Michael blocks and giving a lot of opportunity to a lot of nice people in the world. Absolutely, man, Yeah, yeah, I've accedent. You know, you know I've blow him for seven years at least, it's been seven months. I've been on the wait unlist, so I really appreciate it. Now there's welcome many. I don't know where you live, you know,

Nigerians be everywhere. Man, everybody, don't make me get on yours alright. Michael Blaxon is losing his memory, y'all. Like Michael Blackton will asked me this question every single time, where you are you And I'm like, yeah, I'm in l A. Yeah, I'm in l A. He's like, oh, what about shake up? He forgets every freaking time. All right, you've been smoking. We know he needs to please maybe bring back his memory. They probably would. Well, I got some ladies in the house, some of the sausage on

the stage. They've got some angels here. Part of you had Meemi, I can join us ladies. Anything I want to ask these guys or of course he's I mean I wanted to sing a song. Whatever you want, anything you want to ask me. I want you to sing a song to me, please? Uh like the liuthvandru. I'm not sure which microphone I want yet, but see, I ain't gonna do no sing and I can't you put me on the spot. I ain't gonna do no singe. Y'all can go listen to the music, though you can

search it on all platforms. Three Thomas say something that you know you can do it? How you gonna act like that or something? What sexy? Some sexy for me? What's your sign? Leo? Okay, I just dropped Leo this song probably like three weeks ago. Can we hear it? If you're having the phone? All right, let's see if we can find it, and then you're gonna tell me how you feel about it, like as we're planning. Okay, but you can take the jacket and show your heart

nip somebody then bring something to me. I mean, guys, okay, okay, here we go. Is it? Where is it opposed to be playing at the phone. Remember this is not right, is it okay? Yeah? This is not the Joe Roll Podcast. Yes, befal, Yes, I don't know. I'm a rvy never I love it. It's like, don't mean a cute to vine you the time. I no, no, don't run the way you should dine. But you know you're too bad. You nigga want to try again, too black, You're just gonna make you cry

again light like time you called me bo. The was only you know these niggas like make a ball league come in I should bring up. It's called I know Leo um and it's part of a project I'm putting out. I'm putting out a project about zodiac signs. Um. I did a song for every zodiac sign. Uh. It's an intro out your or interluse. So it's like fifteen songs um. And I put out the Quarius, Libra and Leo already. Um. And it's Scorpio season now, so I'm thinking of putting

out Scorpio this weekend or might later this week. But yeah, I'm putting together a project called signs. Damn. That's a great idea. Actually that's nigga. That's like twelve songs in a year, right, because it twelves then, and it wasn't like, Okay, you've been with every sign, that's where you sucked them all and it's experienced. So some of them have been with some of them expering, some of them just my relationships with them. So you actually this this like the

first time. I usually when I put our music, I picked the best music. I may not put it on the project and put it out, but I actually did like research and like went back and like thought of experiences and memories and ships. So it took me like a year almost too um get to where it said right now, and I just started putting out the song. So what's the sign? Is your favorite ex girlfriends? What sign was my favorite ex girlfriend? Your favorite sign? Your

favorite female sign? What sign got the best person? My dad? See that's the thing about the project. The project is like the concept is is why I can't find a reason I dislike any sign. I feel like every sign is different. I feel like every sign has they they pros, their cons and their things about them. So that's a whole. It's like you like that what song is about good pussy? Um Leo is definitely about good pussy. Gemini is definitely about good pussy. But it's definitely some songs on there

that just about like emotional ship and situations. But Leo and Gemini Scorpio actually, it definitely has a lot of heat to it to what's your sign? Capricorn? CAPRICORNI got his own, his own vibe. I'm a Virgo virgo. My mother is born in Christmas. I'm a virgo virgo. Gang on your birthday, I'm the leventh. What sign is the most in that girl? The most violent to me? So it's it's experiences. So for me, no, I said I was Virgo virgos and that's the thing. I've never dated

a virgo. So my Virgo song on there is like strictly experiences and myself and you know what I mean. I had a virgo, my exit virgo she was. She was a violent as my ex wife. She was more of a what's that one early November scorpions? That scorpion right, yeah, crazy, that's where we are right now watching she's not watching, Mike. Do tell what she do to you, Michael. She was a type that we're like, whoop, your asking to get a restraint order? You And I'm like what the game is.

This sounds like a SCORPI official. I don't even know nothing about these signs. I know everyone, everyone got on you. Everyone got a little bit of stupid. She would get a restraining ord on you and then pull your address on the paperwork, so now you can't even go to fuck home. Sure, yeah, I had a scorpio. Was Vigo with my my furgo didn't she didn't call the cops. She Vigo, don't get the cops involved. She just you know, she just handcuffed you. I called the cops, and I'm

sing I called the cosins. I got a lot of women locked up. But the fucker all my exes been in jail ship. No one one is my best friend. That's my deform the cops, Fuck you deform, you motherfucker leading pullice alone. No one one, it's it's starting my phone on the best friends, not one one. Absolutely, I would call the cops in a minute. Yes, yes, the

bitch smacked me again, sir, Yeah, she's she's at Burgo. Yeah, she's right here with a nice send all cars, bring all the officers, please send on cops in the detective. This bit is going to jail tonight. I think I got all, my all, my all, my exes men and jail. Why not just just two of them, just a violent one. The Virgo one and guy and a girl's sign is totally different because it's violent, like Leo. Guys are very like, I don't know me. Yeah, I like calls that I know,

and they're like crazy, like when they're in love. Crazy. You guys got eight years relationship. I called the cops more than Mike probably I have a little but my ex girlfriend was a Leo. I had to hide in the Jewish church because she stopped this story. And then the cops goes, like, what you're gonna do? What you're just being? You're gonna let them like, yeah, I was hiding in the church next door, two story, I swear the guys, I wish somebody have a copy of those.

They should sell those nine calls Jewish. Oh no, no, no, I hide in the Jewish school next to my place. Yeah, I was hiding there. Yeah, just in the bathroom. And they put it in like seven two hour hold, like you know, psychiatric here. And then she goes, oh my god, you better picked me up right now because they think I'm crazy. I'm like I picked her up. She gave me pussy again, and I forgot about everything. I got stopped, and the whole swat team came to my house. Yeah,

the whole two stories. No later, I was like a week later, the whole went to my house. That's very like fast, but we forget, you know, yeah, because makes everybody forget all right. Yeah, once you come, all the bad members goes. Did you come to your sense? Yeah, once you come, you come, come to your senses again? And then did you make you come? Getting you remember again? You get to stop again, get hit again, then you have to go to court and stuff like that. What

the hell was she stabbing you with? Brother? She stopped me with a knife. It was like, but I thought you're gonna say I didn't. It wasn't like to say something other than a knife, Like, oh no, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't like a real big stobbing. Yeah, it was just a Meani stopping. Yeah, how you just want to stop them back happened? Know the bad like my my ex the Virgo, when I put on jail, when she got out of jail, we fucked what you got because it's like, yeah, I mean I had I

built a bitch out. I had to give some commight to comfort that give my money's work. Yeah, fresh out of jail was return one. She wasnt me jail for like eight hours. Eight hours I don't want the other one was there for like a week. I left that a week. I left that bitch. No, no jail, jail, motherfucker. I set her asked up after that when she did the whole restraint order ship to me, I know exactly what.

When she got up, I had some witnesses. I put some witness together, like tell you something to do this, and then they came and cufter as using jail for a whole week. I like, pitches up, motherfucker. What that was? That was I was I was living was Philly. My house at that time was caused fifteen thou dollars. That's how much. And I stole ald mortgage on that bitch. My mother took her equity line for her other house to pay for the house for me. The house was

fifteen dollars. I'll never forget still there, mothers No, it's not probably like ninety Michael Bloxon Kobe Bryant's house left. I don't want to be bothered with that ship. You know, one of my brothers are living there. Last time, I'm not sure if he's there or not. I don't got that. You got brothers. My mother had eight niggers. Can my mom scoochie, I'm the youngest son, the youngest son. I'm not the youngest kid. I'm probably Yes. The dog of

the buried is sweeted juice. I guess you no. No, my mom has seven kids, my dad, and then she got remarried and like Berry, and had one more kids. She got remarried and had one more. My mom had seven kids, but my father. Okay, I know that. That's why I stayed in their little ext your longer, motherfucker. I didn't come out in nine months. It took me two months to come out. Came out. I can't would have say, I can't wait to here. Where your kids

gonna say by you when it come out? Your core it's a fisher whenther suck at my Patreon pages now live my weekly Titty Tuesday to Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they WI no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw cuts. You're not gonna have no kids? I'll never say never justin Bieber? Why why not? Why not? Why not?

You never know? If you're falling in love? Would you that has kids? But you? Yeah? You do? You do? You want to have kids? I got my other passion. Come and join us. Come on, you can share a mike with me. You ain't with you, ain't with the process. You that right here, my passion past. You have kids? Have one? How did you come out to COUCHI are you adopted? You came at your couch? Okay? How old is your kids? Oh? Seventeen? You know he came out

at seventeen. You're seventeen. We had I'm young. So y'all grew up together. Y'all was in high school together? Hunh? So what you got in your test? Mom? What you got? He's wow? Yeah, he's a cultivator, just like you are. Cultivator. Vegas ination is key, Oh, Arizona and Vegas. That niggy grew he grew up in the heat. He must be as dark as me. Now, huh Vegas an Arizona, damn, saying in Vegas Arizona's How does Arizona? We love it. The heat's wonderful. Even the devil will be like, I

want some ice cream, Jess? Why kiss pink? Want you want pointy babies? Out that pink couchie? I think, Um, I would probably like say one or two, but I want to be sure to be with the person, like you know, I don't want to have a split family. So yeah, so I don't know what's gonna go on with this, but eventually who knows engaged. She's like, I'm married to the game or whatever that's right or whatever.

I'm married to my school. I actually bought this for myself because I buy stuff for myself, like flowers every week and stuff you have to treat yourself. Yeah, do you suck your own couchie too? I took out two reels so I could do it. You know, how about your passion? What you want to have? More kids? Are you done? I'm done? Two? Todd burned and Centify done still because you don't get that every right dick would make it that too and burn up, open that tube up,

put an African black as early no more? What do you want to have? You want? Boy and girl transgender. What do you want? I want to have a boyfriends a little girl. You want to I want the boy to look over the little girl. But I don't care, like it doesn't matter. I can have twins, so I'm I might have twins, and that would be like what I would love. So a little boy and a little girl. Boom. You want white babies, black babies, Chinese give you the world.

You want white black Chinese baby and it doesn't min the longest, as long as he's healthy. So if you have a grandmother fucker like a lepricn you cool with it. I'm saying you always say, I don't matter. Long as healthy that may come, he's gonna be ready, for sure, he or she She's gonna be a redhead if he's now. If it's my motherfucking baby, and come on, you goddamn right hand, I want a blood test, motherfucker. The albino,

maybe albano. I don't want to buy the baby. You have a bind the shop that nigger back in your stomach. I'm not I'm not taking a bunal kid to school. Don't just put that binal family. I mean not watching me. Don't try to black boy me. But I don't want to buy a baby, motherfucker. I'm too I'm too dark like Mike baby. She know you, motherfucking But if he has a gap of the big dig so make sure that they look at the bellage. They're like, yeah, it's

your son. Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking blood test every week, motherfucker. As soon as she come out negative, I want my child. You you said you have you want no kids? Why I don't have a ten year Why don't you want any kids? What's the reason I want to know why some people don't want Almost died, trying to have you, trying to have my youngest baby, trying to have you. Your mother had your youngest baby before. She had seven

kids with my father. My mother had seven kids. So when she had the last baby, she was pronounced dead and we were around the bed crying for like three days, and then she woke up. And then ever since I said a three days later, yeah, oh she was in coma. Yeah, she was in coma. And then at that time in Ethiopia, there was a curfew she had to do. She had to give birth at home, so she had to give birth atround midnight, and it was a curfew. WI shouldn't

be we can go outside. She couldn't go to doctor, so we had to get a midwife to deliver and all that stuff. But my mama died. Ever since then, I just don't want to have kids. But my compleasure. I think I was born at midnight too. That message up. We all were around the bed, we were kids, but she was in the house and she was at the house because it was she had to deliver at midnight

and the car few was a six pm. Because there was a war in Ethiopia for real, which was the one where you reached, which was now when the new governor took over before I left Canada. What year was this maybe ninety something, ninety two, so I left ninety four. I didn't know it was the civil one in Ethiopia in the early nineties. I like bar had a there's always a war in Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a beautiful country, but it's just the country can grow because it's always

a civil war. The country that wasn't We were never slave. We beat the war. My grandfather went to the war fighting yourself. Now we fired each other now over tribes and whoever was leading the country want to help their own people only Ritrea or which one makes the best food? I'm both my moms tran which one makes the best food? All right? Well first you said both, then you change your mind. Someone's gonna be manic. My dad is etio open, so my mom looks good. Got you? So you're like

you say you like Ethiopian food the best? Do Have you had some Ethiopians before? Excuse me? What was that? Have you had some Ethiopian vagina? You speak sign language against? Say do that? Say that in sign language? Use that and use that question in the statement please, it's possible. What do you mean it's possible? I mean you know what he answer the question? And I answered that question. I once sucked up Somali and girl. But now tell

me about this. Is this is an Ethiopian culture where they don't want sex to be pleasurable for them, so they cut their clearers. Is that is that? Is that? Have you heard of that? You have? Click? They don't circums like I mean they I think the Muslim people do? Right? It is it a Muslim thing? It's a long time ago, and like and that thing before your nineteen eighties, they used to circumcise women and yes, I think the girl they didn't want it to be. They don't They don't

want to be pleasure for them. They just want them to just be woman. No, I think they don't want them to have a high sex drive, so they don't go around and sleep with anyone. Let's hope they were vegin and then they stitch it. She fished. I mean the stick my dick winning that motherfucker. Oh, I mean, she said, I think she did it. Cut of clay off. You can't see it. I mean I don't remember. I mean, there was there was no man on the boat. What's

they called loman on the boat? What they called that? Uh, a little motible? Did she enjoy it? I came, you make sure she's she can't come click is gone, it's called she never clear. She was in fucking Columbus are high and her click wasn't sucking some nothing because you don't have I know that, but I'm saying that's probably that's why they cut it out. If you can't, it's harder to come without a click. I mean it clicks the most important by they come like, that's like the

heart of the pussy. Oh yeah, but it's the heart of she probably didn't moral of the story. It's like, can I colress if I hadn't any questions about moving out there? Cree? Second side, Oh no, I don't have any questions about you. But who started this circumcision? Wasn't? Because it just reminded me of East Africa. I know. It's like I need you girls from Somali, mostly Muslims. They circumcised that. They don't allow them anymore. Another thing, I'm so glad you're here. I'm glad we're on this

East Africa, Ethiopian Somali things. What is it that almost every Somalian or Ethiopian that comes to America, all of them birthday is February first, January first? Where the fun is up with that? I don't know what's going on, what's not? What's no? All the Somalia here's the reason why. Okay, I mean I was born at home to where I'm from. Most Africans be honest, we don't know our age, we don't know what was born. We don't know what born lout time. When it's time to travel, then we have

to put something on paper just right. So with the Somalias or whatever, they all no no a birthday, so everbody put first, I'm dead serious, go ask immigration. But Ethiopian probably get confused because we have the original calendar, which is ten years, eight years or ten years behind seven years, I think because we're the first country actually who have orthodox question right, and then the first human being body was found in Ethiopia country, so we have

an old calendar that maybe they get confused. But my parents are educated, they know what they are. What day when your sisters, brothers were born? Januinely, I mean when seven I have a sister was born and my body January first families passport, you all got January the first on it. I'm guaranteed. Okay, everybody seven years behind Ethiopia right there, we're all seven years younger. Shut up another. It's the open here, Mike. Can we ask for her birthday?

T T G? Where's your passport? What's your birthday? What's your doing? Your first favorite prost? Yeah? Because his first two months, I have birth in a hospital. He was born at home. No, I was boring in a hospital. I was born at home. My baby sister was born. Mostly the right to go to most but after eighty five stuff like that, mostiblization people start understanding. Yet even some women I have a big like some right here

because you see over for the biggest Sunday over. Because the vaccination they used to put some big needles like basically, baby, we all got stamped to the Philippines food stands. Motherfucker the vaccinations. Yeah, yeah, they put it all. I guess one needle seven of them a real vaccinations Mike. Back in the days, all right, what we we learned a lot today every Mimi has a clear us and ever the first uh well, thank you all for joining us.

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