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Nick Guys, a very good friend of mine. Uh. He's known as the president of the Grouping Committee and also the future President of the United States. And you guys also known for having the best headline in Hollywood. You guys forty four with a tony four year old headline. This guy's also a singer and actor. Has been in various movies and television, most notable from the hit show Family Matters. Isn't my nigue is here? Of course? Said Eddie Whistlowary is in the house tonight, my co host,

Chinese best friend. What's going on? Oh? Nothing much, Mike. The clothing you're wearing today in a special podcast, it looks very endangered. What kind of animals died for those sweaters. It's not cowd It's gotta be some kind of a dear. It looks like something smaller, like a squirrel from Africa. You know what I like best about wearing leather? I could never be hungry. If I ever get hungry, I just eat this. You're right, man, that's very smart. But fashion.

You know, I'm a big believer in fashion. I think you alwaysh you wear something that nobody else gonna wear. I have. I always feel like I have to be different than anybody else. You know. I did see a new article that you're a fashion icon and living at the line again. Might take Shaquille O'Neil trying to steal your sweater and Joe Biden try to steal your sweater. Those are coats, not sweat. You still my sweater? You have to quarantine the fucking sweater for two weeks after.

But that was before quarantine. It was it was before then. But now, but um, I mean, I don't know. I just like to look different and crazy like this. I forgot where the funk I know I got this ship somewhere on fucking Hollywood somewhere. But it's all about fashion. Man. I hate people that just look regular, not to suspect to you, man, what the funk are you wearing? I'm wearying like fashion Over probably, you know, fucking fashion fashion Over. But not make that because Cardi b will be very

upset if fashion Over wears that. Yeah, where do you get all your clothing? Michael Blackson? Different places. I don't like to shop in the same place. I like to go different places just to throw my audience off. You can't let a motherfucker know. If you can stop in one place, people are gonna track away you shop. I like shopping different places, you know, keep them motherfucking suspicious. You know what, every time I go with YouTube versacchally,

you spend like most agents spending a car dealership. One time, he spent thousand dollars. Don't try to hype me up. I think that one time when you bought that swear, at least you brought like I think you spent fourteen thousand. I think one time. But the reason why I spent forty because I brought thousand dollars worth of stuff of fourteen thou Oh yeah, you like discount. I love discount out the shopping in places on sale. I don't go

buying regular price for nothing. Everything I have on either going on sale, ben on sale, or will be on sale very soon, and they just gave me a pre sale price. How's the kid, man, how's your son? He's doing good. I think he just turned two and a half yesterday, two and a half. So he's born Like exactly was he born to lipa? I don't know what leaper is, but he was born in April eighteen. Yeen, you just had him two years. I think like when he was six months old. You took that video with

him over there. Yeah, he's hating your something hating me for a very long time. Oh. You know. The funny thing is it's true story. I walked him today. I know, I walked the dog today. Go daday, I want to come with you. And then he saw a guy in a roast roys and he goes, Mike, Yeah, I thought it was you. I was like, what color rose Royce white? But it was a smaller one, so I was like, not every black man is Mike. Okay, I think that's what he's uh what he sees Mike? What are you wearing? Man?

I get this fancy limit edition Louis Biton shoes that a famous comedian gave me Michael blacks On, that's you. Yeah that was Christmas like two years ago, not like Christmas before last. Yeah, that first Christmas here, Thanks Mike. They said, usually when you buy somebody's shoes, walk out your life and you have to still here. So I haven't see the ship didn't work. What did you say again, when you buy somebody's shoes, they usually walk out of

your life. Yeah, still ship. That was a You gave me shoes for me to walk out, and then you gave me another shoe two weeks ago. Yeah. I didn't know you liked me that much to walk away in your life. But you never believe you know something. It just shows that you're just here forever man. Yeah, thanks, you're welcome. Who like, you're a nice guy. What jans wearing? This one is jeans from one of your friends. Gave me the guy that came here and gave us tackos

one time. Oh the jeans guy, right, yeah, the jeans guy. So you've got a lot of apreciation. You didn't pay for none of your Yeah, I said, like probably thousand dollars last year with all your friends, and then you gave me two African clothes yesterday. But the problem is it was a triple X sale between the alcohol and the fucking Filipino food. You're gonna fit it soon. Yeah, I'm one of the guys endangered for COVID nineteen. I was the risk. Have you talked to test yet for

COVID fu Yeah, I've took him four tests. I want the Tyres house yesterday, Tyrese my homies, and Tyres is so scared of COVID. This league gives out COVID tests before you enter his house. You know who catches COVID, and most of them is too scared of COVID. Okay, It's like a guy that just know always work condom and then one day you take that condom off and you catch fucking clamdia. You know it's true, but so you take the test and then you wait around for

ten minutes. It's a blood test. It's come like ten minutes and then need to tell you what ten minutes? Yeah, that's pretty fast. I was at his house four days ago. I took the test, went yesterday for a meeting. This Niga made me take a test again. I'm like, I didn't get COVID four days motherfucker. I didn't get the ship in since COVID started. If anybody should have, Coronavia shouldn't have people you performed live on. The conclusion I came up with is Corona is scared of me. Yeah,

I believes so. So yes, I took out. So I've tooken. But when I want to Africa, I had to took a test before I went, and I took a test when I landed. So I've taken four tests in the last thirty days. Wow, yeah, this is this test. Get out of my funk all this COVID. I think they gave you the wrong test. They should test you for a bowler. Well, America is not wear by a boiler right now, American wumping them at the time. Motherfucker out care they didn't got rid of boiler. They don't know.

They're staring it right in the face right now, motherfucker Amy Bowler, Well, you know the moment that Tyrese fucking asked you to take a test, you should have told them it's like, how are you gonna act like that? That's like going on like that? How we be ta? How are you gonna act like that? Let's go back. I want to go back a little bit, like, you know, I grew up in the nineties to write, like what your favorite sit com from the nineties, My favorite city coming?

It's uh two thousand, early two thousand nineties around, we're talking about Corona. I got chicken pox. So when do you get a chicken pox? Old? Were you seventeen? I think no, No, ninety sixty and sixty seventeen. The same ship happened to me. So you know when I got sucking chicken pox the week before my fucking prom. So I was. I was running for a prom king and they reason where I didn't win was because they found out I had chicken pots didn't think I was gonna

come to the prom. I ended up curing like a day before the prom. I still went there with a fucking bump on my fucking one piece of bump that was almost out on my fucking face. That's crazy, he said that. But you made it through that to the prom. You know that the dours of night I got my first pussy. Anyway, there's no difference. That's another show. When the last the first of my cot my pussy, that's a whole different story. Hm. Oh yeah, I was stuck

at home with chicken pox. Ititching everywhere, and I couldn't go any work. I'n't do anything. And this television that we had it was like Family Matters. And then I watched like eighty nine. I watched all the episodes because of that, you know, coming from Africa, we watched like this way before Family Limit Matters, we watched Different Strokes, the Jeffersence. Oh my god, what's the other one is Different Strokes? Because why no, no, no that I'm talking.

I'm talking. I'm going to eighties, don't go to the nine eighties. Nineties. Of course, we had like you know, Fresh Prince Family Matters, Oh my goodness, that was a b of course. And he had one of my favorite one, one of my favorite one, the one with the white guy with a crazy father and the kids. They had a daughter with a big titt that was so stupid. That's the shoe guy. He sells shoes with the show case with children, marriage, marriage and courage. This I tell you, bro.

But Family Matters had been one our favorite shows. Urco was remind me so much of myself coming from Africa. How to just tease me all the time? You know what, I mean, they just clowned this kid all the time. That was my life. I was an urcle with our glass. You are urkle before, but now you are a stay funk. You're a ladies man. You're the African Kingdom coming in the ladiest man. We're talking about family matters. Yeah, special guests. Finally it was Afford a real guest. Yes, Mike, I

wanted to tell you our celebrity guests for tonight. It's the real Eddie Winslow. Mr Jared's McCurry. Yes, and he still looked like he's still it's the Winslow man. It is so good a Winslow look. Shopping as you're my Niga man, you know, I mean, Mike, you know you're a fashion easter. So I have clothes over. I have to have to No, we don't, Mike. I have to make sure I'm clean, man, whenever I'm in your presence, because you know, you know, you make a nigger step

their game up. Man. You know damn s. But I want some ship like this, Mike. I want you to take you back to my African roots. I want to kill you want to wear dinner, motherfucker. I want to kill for my meal and kill for my loincloth. Like this makes me feel like a man, Like you can't even be a man, Na, Na, you can't even be a man in America. No more, Niga. This makes you feel like a real gangster. That then you're like a camp Right now, he looks like how many different people

he looked like? Right now? I say, I've passed it without a church. What do you think? He looks like. He looks like a multi million dollar least thing. I like that. Oh and he said, uh, when I first got my first car, Universal city needs some salesman, let me. I'm running for president in win with Winslow. That's the term. That is our that is our slogan. I'm serious, he's running.

I have some very powerful political people who are going to be backing this campaign, and we're going to run in four You want to give you more, Yeah, but you know the first thing when it's I mean, I'm happy. We need the thing about it? This election was so it was just it wasn't great competition, you know, you know, it was like a bad episode of w w E. I just kept waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out with a chair and smack Joe over the head. Boy.

You know that's my friends. We're gonna party next week at the White House. I love Joe. You know, his son is a good friend of mine, you know, the one that lives here right. Yes, Yeah, he's been He's real quiet because he has some issues and stuff. And when his brother died, man, and that's what people are not talking about. He really lost. He was a serious law us in that family, you know. And that's why

Joe doesn't look the same. But you know what, onto two greater things, Mike, I want to give you this bag and this is half of the Winslow This is the parent company of the Winslow brand. This is HRG, which which stands for Habits Reflect Greatness man. And Mike, I just want to tell you you have reflected greatness for for over two decades now, man, because people don't understand how how serious it is for you to have an opportunity to have lines in the movie. You know,

I was known in Hollywood. Man. I used to give cats my lines because I wanted them to get a sad card. I would have lines and I say I don't need them lines, Man. I have to go to the director and I say, can my man had him have him because I was, well, you know how hard to get him a sack now, so you can't get sacty talking in a in a show in the show. So we would have hardly is what they would call it back then, and you would sign a waiver and you get your lines, you know, so to help you out.

This is the suit of an executive. It's not a real estate and it's not a pastor because don't wanna have nothing to do religion. Call him nigga um, I'm not taking the offering. It is strong and long. Even though it's long, Oh mama, tumbo game is right on one, like I don't give you this. This is for you, brother, that's you, you know. Yeah, man, you can run and work out in this. It's a Hoodie'm gonna bring you

one more time. This is my ploy to make sure y'all have me back on the show, even though I don't tell you that I had a future president on the show before. Hey man, we're gonna if I'm in the White House, you know you got to be there, my niga. So if you did get in, let's say the point. Ain't got the start because it's like this is c D. It's not t A C C D D. Okay, c D D D D d D. It's a difference. I have a cd D brand. It's called winds Slow,

you know, and it's fully license. It's got no Actually, you can ship cb D, you can't ship c C you can ship CBD, and CBD is completely legal. And even in the states where th C is not legal, they have CBD centers. But what we're doing is we have centers that are going to help people. We're working on mental health screenings and people find out that the health benefits of CBD is so amazing. I want to get people office an X. I want to get people

off of oxy cotton. I want to get people sex addiction. Can you get him? I got cb dlube for for people in sex addiction. It's okay because they're feeble to be it's okay, it's okay. Let me say it out. Let me say it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's okay. I've been there, brother, I've been there. I've got kid. Brother. Did you what I did was I use my cv dlube and I made her come more than me. See when I when I saw the fact that I made her come more than me. I said, I can't, I

can't do this. I can't. I just I can't continue to do this. And when I do this, I have to administer it with care, because just to turner motherfucker into a into a wild, raging beast, and we can't have that. I don't want to have nobody jumping on the back of my car like like the YouTube video. But the young lady whose name will remain name, listen all, I know who she is, but she was jumping on the back of my car for a reason. And that was before I ain't been in my CBD. This is

the Mother Tucker Podcast with Michael Blockson. Thank you for tuning in. Be sure to subscribe Great Coming Ship whenever you listen to the podcasts. Yeah, CDD, have you have a question for you? A bit took a took a red eye and pop up to my crib way three thousand miles And Michael, when you look at that and you see what you do to them, you have to look at it and you have to make sure that you don't unleash the beasts like that. It would help curb.

You can't give the beast to everybody sometimes you can't get the deluxe package. Sometimes you want to cut my dick off and leave it at home when I you know, I don't want to take it with you. I don't know. No, don't do that because that's marriage. What you do is you make sure you tell them they pussy by the door, don't bring the pussy in the house. No, leave that motherfucker. She's not bring the pussy I don't want in the house. That's why they're going in the more thumbo. That's it.

They come to see thumb. So this is you, guys wanting for president. We're gonna vote. Please, don't fucking lie. First of all, if they be president, they're gonna look up your background. What's bad on your background? They will find that could probably make you lose a lot of anything I do. I don't have a problem with it. You know, I have lots of holes. I mean, I love the ladies. I'm a ladies man. That's just what I mean. Every president like they build back to JFK.

Jeff in my row not Brothon brothers had her. Okay, So I'm just gonna keep in the buck. There's gonna be all types of ladies that are gonna pop out from my back house, and it's fine. I'm okay with that. We do need Chinese best because we have to make sure as we've seen that that race, relations with relations period with China stay good. Everybody's worried about North Korea, but North Korea didn't do shit. China unleash the beasts on Trump. I don't want to be Trump. We gotta

make sure the Chinese bestias in pocket. Any But there's one problem. Yes, Michael me Chines's best friend from I'm actually found the Philippines. Don't tell nobody, shut up, don't out man, let that out. He don't know what he's talking about. It it's alcohol, the China virus, China, Yeah, it might you. We gonna ask any Wins though a very good question about his family matters years. Well, I just want to know, you know, I mean, you was

like a star from media still as a star. I just want to know, like I'm in were saying like groupie stories, Man, oh my god, you have a good one,

like you know what, Mike. Back then, man, groupies were not looked at as a negative thing and and groupies the way they got the term in the name groupies because they were there to support the group which so they I mean like rock stars needed the closed the city, They needed a home cook meal, they needed they yeah, they needed somewhere to lounge and chill before the show because checking time for the hotels might have been, you know,

three o'clock. And they really shifted on rock stars. Back in the day, they weren't pleased to have these guys check into their hotels. So the groupies have allowed them to come to their homes. They would do the laundry, they would cook group people ruth. Back in the day, man, groupies were amazing. I mean the young ladies they used to meet us, used to show up with with gifts and it was it was it was almost like what

it was a pleasure for you to see. It was amazing. Man, they come to just can we get it's like that now listen, that's how we make the bites that come to my dishes sucking dirty. Now, that's that's not a groupie. That's something else. That's that's that's some free singles. Yeah, ratchet, greedy bitch. It was some people. We need to make groupies great again. Yeah, grouping organization, and it was gonna

make you made in Joanna group is great again. I don't know what hold on that that that we gotta be king because we win with wins I was just joking. That's on the back of the T shirt where with Winslow make groupies great again. I don't worry and this is just Michael Blacks and nobody can take sis. Just noticed you at least have two votes man for president. It might be the only might be the only vote you have. You kidding? You helped get Joe Biden elected.

I did have Joe body where I liked the man shout out to my homie Joe. But I don't know what if Trump leaves the White House yet still he's still there. Man. If I think I think they should get Trump don't want to leave. I think he's homeless, right. Trump is gonna be like one of the family member that say, hey, can I stay here to get on my feet? You know what I mean? And then you guy never leave? What job should it give Trump? Just like, what job? What job would you? Man? Mike, I've died

because that's what you said. They should give him a thirty five thousand like they don't pay minim and wage at the White House. Yeah, Trump like thirty five thousand a year. But what should he do? I said, you should be the bathroom attendant. You know, you bad the bathroom car after I'm no, he's not driving my fun. He didn't drop trumping. No, make that neigue got a fucking bathroom attended. Yet. You know what, since he likes tweeting so much, maybe he could be the official social

media manager for the White House. For the White House, but why did you take his tooth pay and just watch that that bullshit out? The House is going to give him access to his twee account. So I feel really bad for him. Man, he was like in like something like five million dollars in debt. All the banks have canceled him. They said that. Yeah, like I'm saying, it's funked up about the fucked up about this. So the Simpsons, they're the ones who predicted his presidency. Do

you know they also predicted his death next year. No, they don't want to wish anybody did know, you know, I mean, just we like him. We don't want him to stand down and stand by Yeah right, yeah, we wanted forever. I'll be really upset. Don't die from my act everybody's gonna lose. The night shows are done. We'll talk about make groupies great again. Let's get our female guests in here. She's the first one. Is not a group She's actually a super duper star. She she um.

She did a few episodes of General Hospital. She's on the she's on the show. Now what network competition. We're not gonna gang bang up in here. Today, you show Amazon falling falling. Let's get a big Today is titty tuesy to me. I'm into It's titty date. Every Tuesday for me is titty tusy, and I needed some titties in the house. Let's get a big game for I

beat the tali yet dinies, tis dines, titties. Welcome Michael Blocks and show God I love and I have to you know, first I got do, I got guests, those titty size you know, it's it's titty Tuesday every day in my life. Michael, You're welcome, all right. So y'all both look like you have the same size backs. I'm gonna go with you. See thirty four thirty two, right, you're not no thirties, you're thirty two and Michael thirty six. Win. He left your back outside, Michael, I know you're professional.

Can I make a suggestion? Go ahead? I think it will help you if they put their titties on your forehead, that will help you guess the size better. On my forehead. Yeah, they had to put their titties on your forehead. That's gonna help you because you get closer to the very small. It's gonna help. He needed you have to put it on your forehead. I put it put it on forehead. Yeah yeah, yeah, see see dirty sex. You are dirty four dangerous? Yeah, yes, just one right they do? Yeah, ladies,

titty dance. I know like you you know you guys that you probably not work us basically like a titty dance that happens when you get that. All right, I have one question for the ladies, so I know I want to know what happened you guys. Your d M is probably going crazy right when man hit you up all the time. I know that because I'll be in your d I'm too, motherfucker. Were you unread yet? Unread?

I've been alread. They don't read mind. Yeah, but all right, what's the craziest DM you ever got from from a guy? Like there's some guys, they said, shot off there penis Wow, he said. The first thing to just send a dick, and then sometimes you have to do whatever it takes for you want how to open up that message. So maybe you just send a dick. Just are not getting responded to because I'm not saying the morning, he's not gonna work. I gotta work. I'm Eddie Winslow. They're not

gonna work. Just be like, here's my dick, and then they light the dig. Respond Oh my god, so you gotta dig? What did you get? One I get it's like this guy asked me to basically he was looking for someone he wants to be my slave. So it's this white guy from well Shit and he to me to basically like he want to piss on him and degrade him. And he was gonna pay me, he said. I never asked how much. Like it's just an email

I saved. But every day I get dick picks, and I mean the craziest one I've ever got was like somebody told me, I wish Hitler would have killed you with the rest of the Jews. But in general, I don't really get a lot of those. It's mostly just dicks and just begging me to like just piss on them. A lot of people wanted to get just hit the shell her. You what the sexy. I don't know what it is, but I understand. I'm gonna go say some dick picksticks. I got the whole list of my business

that I'm sorry. I love the young ladies. I'm ready for president. Learned though that the only guys I don't send dick picks are the ones that are uncircumcised. I don't know why. There's no one gets to see this ship. Nobody wants to see it anyway, like you. But the wait, wait, wait where is she from? You've been in Szuelans, even Inezuelan. I'm actually I'm from Germany. Ship she wasn't she wasn't one to stand a d M kills you. It wasn't from her anyway. Just so you like you from Frankfurt

or you more like Munich. Well, I was born actually near Frankfort and then I moved to Berlin. Yeah, but I'm actually I'm mixed. I'm have Tunisian. So I have Tunisian. That's that's that's not that Yeah, so you got you have some black in you the night speaking ladies and gentlemen. Wait, okay, wait, where are you wish your nationality? I just sid you say Russian. I was born in Moscow. I came here when I was nine from Ship and I grew up in Brooklyn, Coney Island. Okay, wow, you know my favorite

drink is mush. Yeah, I'll do it. I went to the bar one time and I was like, can I forgot the name of the drink. I said, can I get that Russian drink? It's like white Russian. I said, no, it's not it. Yeah, Russia, he said. I would have just gave you vodka and been like like a full glass of vodka. But you go to Russia, what do you get? Vacca pretty much beer, But their beer is mad fucking strong, like I had, like here, I can handle three beers out there. I think one beer had

me on my fucking ass. So I don't try to drink out there. Back home often, once a year I go for New Year's Yeah, so I always try to go to the Red Square. I don't know why. I never get bored of it. And I go to the museum and I try to go to the ballet out there present Na. But he didn't good. Yeah, that's what he's retiring this year because his partner gone. Yeah, partner gone. He has a Parkinson's disease. No, man, ain't no parkinson. He'll be president and then he'll be like, no, never mind,

it's partner going disease. Partnering disease. It's actually it's about change. People don't really catch diseases like that. We just but listen, listen as me ready for president four. I think it would be good to have a Russian first lady. So I'm going to take that into consideration. So you need a wife. It's not been a single president. I'm gonna turn the white out into a motherfucking club if I

ain't got a wife from me. Admission is a sign president the first DC to shoot the motherfucker back into choking city. Speak up. I'd be tues to Hooters being outside when I'm an ask guy. Never a nice ask to you guys. Nice? Can we see that? Can you shake that? Can you stand up? I want to see your ya, both of you. I want to see your name of Rick Jane. My thing usually women with titties. Don't you really have asked? But you have both balance. That's why I think they walk so well at work

out a lot? Is that what it is? Okay? She said. When she says to work out, that means she saw doctor Miami or Dr Bronx. Dr Bronx. Is I actually I work really hard. I go to the gym. Everything do you do? Is that squat? Is that working out? What does that help? I never done that? Asking if you get heard women get sucking the eyes about as get fatter? Is that you don't know? But that position? You've never been asked yet? No, it sounds very painful,

especially we're dealing this big as dick. Yes, how about she know she's been quiet, she's been sucking the ass. Tell us what happened. I have never my life been as not even nah, never like a vibrate in your ass, You have a stuck a vibrating nothings went in my ass. I feel like that's somewhere that things need to like not go up there. Okay, I feel you that's what? Yeah, because I don't know for me, For me to do that, the guy, they would have to be super small. I

trying to die picks. You got none more smart enough to go in your ass? Well, I wasn't really looking at it. It was just like kick away. I wasn't. I wasn't like maybe it is away. How can a man get to you in your dam like she would be like praised the lord, Like what how we stop? How can you get a woman's attention? I mean I do read my d ms. I mean like what we want like a new way black eye? You know what this is interesting? Well, you don't have to tell us

his name? No, I mean, what's up, mother suck as this is your African king up coming Michael Blacks. I'm here to ask your question, or you subscribe to my podcast, The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me. Michael Black say, if not, you are missing out of the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and turns of your celebrity guests. So listen up, mother, stop stop what you are doing right now and go find The Mother Stuck a Podcast with Me. Michael Black say,

on it. I heart radio, app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe it's free, So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. I mean I do read my d m s and sometimes sometimes I click on the profile I'm like, oh, look at the picture. That's it. If you look like this, Jack, delete this motherfucker's You know what for men? Have you? You've had women your DM

Chinese befrooms. She save me a pussy picture, Michael Blacks since he became Chinese best friend, you've got some DM, so womeny been wanting you. The only d MS I've been getting is like, where has Michael Blackson been posting? Likely to get that pussy? Because my homeboys get pussy and I'm not even close to you know what I mean Michael Blacks And you know he turned at the pussy down lady. You want to have a slow bunny relapse,

slow wanting snow bunny, snow bunny. I think he said slow bunny snowy sorry for like a man that's successful. I think what would turn me on the DM. It's not about it. I won't be like, hey, I don't want you for your money. I got my own money. But yes, bitch, let's go. You know what, that's some real ship. That is if I got a d M from a bit. I'm sorry. I'm running for president for a lovely young lady. I have a seven score. I'm gonna Yeah, that's good because they have to we need

something different. I actually I don't care about money, Like please get DM me and say, don't care about people waiting in his DM. You one of a motherfuckers. I'll never understand how like a lot of women do this thing where they pretend like oh um, you know, like just because a man has money, like they'll they'll basically a reg gun but not even get the money out

of him instead of just sucking a bro gun. I'm not getting what's the difference, Like, you know what Louis hues and who I didn't sunk dick for them, like I worked my asshole and she's a very successful independent women independent Okay, I love it. Yeah she's when I'm taking applications, I want to say, hey, by the way, I don't want ship from you, but Dick, like, no, you you still got to be a gentleman and stuff.

Absolutely and indubitably. Yeah. The problem with man with money is they lead with money, lead with other ship like head. I'm actually a professional head giver. I mean I pride myself. I mean I'm so good at the ship. I like to give a bit. I'm sorry. I love the young lady scoleiosis from eating pussy. You know, I want to crack a bit back, you know what I'm saying. You know, I want to you know what I'm saying, so that that's my ship. You know. Anyways, child game with my

child the way I used to me. Come on, man, I mean, look, man, Superhad was my wife. You know what I'm at one point, man, but I showed her who the real super Hare was. We don't know. You have to keep up with Black Lives. Man. You have no idea what's going on Blackbird. How you got you had with the blackest man on earth and you don't know what's going on in black I should have known that.

I mean, I've seen everything. Hanging out with Michael blocks On, I'm just saying I don't like to bring that name up or anything. You know, I do him Ariad Carry. When the other interviewers asked me, I said, who I do not know this person? But I mean I'm hanging with Mike. This is my brother, Chinese bestie, you know. I mean, so we can talk about anything on this Your ladies do um you're like getting titty fun. I'm curious, actually, I remember, I mean general hospital in a soap opera

that r that's not good from general hospital. You gotta be very careful, like you that you cannot to get titty. Fuck you need big titty. If you try titty bitch with a little titties, you can's how big your dick is? You get rug burn from sucking little titty? Yeah, but you ever seen a guy with a really small dick with like huge tits And it's like, that's sad. It is. That's sad too. I have, but is it my thing?

Like I would prefer not to do that. There's so many other ship we could do, like excitement to you. I wouldn't mind getting titty, but just don't like, don't come on my chin, you know, like, yeah, I respect, what is the sensation? I don't understand the titty fucking thing? Like, what is the sensation about titty? That's a little woman has never been like, oh can you please? What can I get away with? Like y'all funk a bit in the ear if she likes yeah, that's like like you

know whatever, she could hear me. I can show you what are you gonna show me? Anyone? Anyway? So you can run from presidential election? Right? No, Schwarz didn't even talk like this before. But no, because my thing is let me give you more. That's it, let me give you more when winslow, that's the slogan. Random question. So after Superhead, how long did it take for the next bitch to like out do her? Oh? That was nothing. I had a bit in Inglewood that was sucking thing

better than her before I met her. No, no, no, no, no, she wouldn't fed it up. You don't think is amazing? I love and then I just they are plus size women. I hang out in the parking NT. I've known the frequent lane Brian. I've been known to actually brand hang out, you know, just to help, Like what is he doing? I just want to help what color? Listen, let me explain to you. This is the thing, this thing what I'm saying. In the wintertime, you know that they provide

you a little more heat in the of time. They give you a little more shit. And they got the best pussy, the best pussy. They always smell good. They don't have no problem cooking for you. After a pretty bit, you know, I'm pretty lucky was the best person. Practice is good because you got the little good in the hand is grab you like daddy, come on home. The question I have is that is it pregnant by your child or pregnant somebody about your baby? Like what's wrong

with you? I would I want to traumatize my son like that. Maybe come my nine months sucking dent on his fucking head when the dent came from mom? Been fucking sexual abtraction? You have a Michael Blacks with somebody else's child, I mean eighty minutes. We should do a podcast special netlix uh podcast special ninety minute podcasts. Are you on drugs? Have you smoked the winds alow? Like? Titty fucking is good if your girls are a period when you're in your period, like your mouth isn't on

its period. So like her? I like her. It's like, yeah, teddy, fuck me a sword, like leave me alone when you're appearing on your titties sword too. Yeah. Yeah, so you're pussy is out of commission. Common Actually that's a sponge, like a soft sponge. Remember in Germany there has some sponges. You can have sex during the period. We don't have it in America. Where does sponge go? It goes tid the private part, but like the guy won't feel it's

like a soft blood. That's that's what You go down and eat that ship because you because you sponged and stopped it up. That's that's not cool. My ex wife used to put down a red eating a sponge, no Chinese best. My ex wife used to put down a red blanket. She would be like, this is second potential debate. This reminds me of the presidential you got, Joe Biden. I wanted to say about it, what your wife did. My ex wife used to put down this red blanket.

That's fine, and I'm still trying to blanket. Yeah, she'd be like, nigger, you a man, nigger man, put down the red blanket. Anything, anything, come down, it's coming on the red blanket. Man up in handle this. And so that sponge that's spun, Yeah, specially sponge like a like sex sponge. It's like a tough sponge. And then tell us a sex shops in Europe? Did they sell Amazon? I ordered through eBay and amazide from Europe. Yeah, the

more tams on the blacks, the plethorum. I got my sponge like a sponge to make that I'm happy happen this ship. That's sucked up. Man, she might suck the sponge up and somebody go to eat and then now you eat the bloody were steak. No, this deep push it in very here's my goal. How do you get that sponge? Would? Yeah, it took some It took some practice. Like when I first used to I had to go. You might be a great candidate able to pull it out. She's a great candid and you have to just lay

down and correct, you know. And we're dealing with alone, dick like mans, I might put your sponge for the baby. Canna come out with a sponge in the forehead like mega, come about your ass? I've never heard of a sponge. The only sponge is this washing sponge, just washing. You're talking about what you're it's a sex like a paint ground sponge that's telling sex shops in Europe. So this is still out. They still have this space. Do you know how much money you can make if you sell

the sponge in America? We don't have this in America. In American man, And don't maybe realized that we got a motherfucking thing in America. So is it called period? It's like it's called a soft sponge. It's like, yeah, sex storing period. Okay, so you can just use any sponge you can go take like a No, it has to be specials specific for the vagina. So can you still have an orgasm ladies with a sponge? Yes? I mean I I used to. You don't feel like or

you're on your period right now? Or no I'm not because I was gonna say, let's try to sponge out. I'm really curious here just in case, right, just in case I have it at home. I'm just saying I've heard of women I lift in Hollywood. Why because it's a hundred percent you're gonna catch a period. It's not a hundred percent I'm gonna let my man smash on my period. Like that's why would you probably pussed me off that week anyway? But that's why she used to

make me live on a blanket. I didn't have a blanket. We're laying down a towel and you're wearing a problem. Now she wanted I had a red blanket. She would land down the towel. That was like she was like, or you could just wait away. You know, she wasn't doing that. She had to have it. She wasn't doing that. No, I'll find an argument. She tell me it's always been somewhere ready to catch your nuting and give a hungry

nigga a sandwich. So she wouldn't let me have to have That's why I said, it's not hard to keep them happy. It's like they just want sex, food and just don't pitch with them. Leave them right to men's hearts through their stomach. You see there, you're stubbleing with a thirteen inch night from the stomach to the heart, or you just feed them through the mouth. And if you're dating a Venezuelan woman, it's a hot knife. I'm sorry. Well, we learned a lot today. We learned about the sponge.

Of course I will partner. Our buddy is running for president, win with Winslow with Winslow Man. Listen, we're all going to vote for you ladies, vote for him if you were for president. Yeah, thank you from that, I don't recognize. I mean, well, you know I also did Wrestless with Christopher St. John rest in Peace. Well, you know you did General Hospital. You know. We was gangbanging on y'all. You know, like you know y'all, we was like blow us y'all crips. You know I'm a crip. Y'all. Young

investments was read you know, No, I didn't. Oh no, it's a term. It's like it's like two against like biggie Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, CVS against ABC, you know, not the four virgin game. But if you get that's what you like. I mean, I'm sure I can talk to me. You can work something out. We are gonna be rooting for Winslow. Yes, man, I appreciate you coming on this show. We love you, and come on. You gotta come back again, man, be my pleasure. Anything now

you have to come back. I know you got plenty of those suits. I want to see all your suits. Yeah, man, you know I'm always keep it clean. I got you, brother Man. You inspired brother man. I'm telling you, I'm so proud of Michael Man. Like it's amazing how he took an appetizer and made a meal out of it. Man, Jesus turned water into wine, right man, Black Jesus, Man Jesus and black Jesus, because what is that Jesus comes

to thief of night. That's how I knew he was black. Now, if you wants to become president, what what job would you give me the White House? If the job, man, you would definitely have to be the Minister of Prime Minister of Defense Defense. Go motherfucker's laughing so hard was gonna do that? They would be laughing so hard. We're gonna press the puss the wrong ship. And by the time they put himself together from laughing, we're in there right on their I'm telling you, this guy is intelligent.

We're voting for him. Yeah, and we found out about the sponge sponge. Yes, yes, you guys need that. You in America, you always have to order it from Europe. Mike, I think you're looking at the sponges right in front of your face. Right here. This is a fucking sponge. It looked like this or yes it's pink. Yes, our guest tonight Instagram tell him your man at Darius mccuarry.

I'm a simple man with complicated dreams. It's everywhere across the board, real Dearius McQuary on Facebook and yeah, yeah, that's it. One of my favorite things to do now, Mike, when I'm in first class. I learned this from you. Is I love to watch my haters pass music. Go to coach but the HA doesn't coach. He just go to coach. Ladies, give me I G yes, okay, my it's Idalia official, I B y and A T A L I A official. Okay follow her and then um

damn homie the famous, don't follow me. There's no point. Leave me alone away Chinese first friend, that's right. Yeah, that's my ig. You made it like, yes, I had a name before this controversial Chinese best round. Yeah. Don't ever tell anyone ever again that you're not sure. I just found out there's only forty people that are Chinese that have Instagram. So that's why I have forty thousand followers.

And we need you when I run for president, Okay, because we gotta keep the same ship in place in biden as Okay, absolutely, Eddie, each gay is intelligent. And now, Michael black thank you all for joining us. And our feature president is hitting me up. There is the mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a Cavalry audio production brought to you by All Heart Radio and the Black in Fact Podcast Network, produced by Brendan Morgan on

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