Best of 2021 Part. 2

can't breathe. It's hard for me to breathe. If you die tonight, that I feel be the prime suspect for chucking your death. Motherfucker? Where did you get this? My billy button is coming out, buttons are coming out? Is that? Where did you get my last? This medium? Extra medium? Did you buy this in a like a baby African store and ghana? Because I don't know why you would buy me something this more? Well when you when I bought it, you were skinny, motherfucker. Okay you wore you

took too long to wear it. I wore this ship six months ago. Hey, you know Kanye and Drake will be oh well, look, I don't. I never understood why why too rich people are beefit? First of all, why are too rich niggas beefit? They both grew up in the suburbs. What the hell are they beefing about? Like whose mansion is bigger? Who's the lamborghinnis faster? That's not beef, that's corby, motherfucker. Okay, there's a lobster that's not beef, Mike,

I think I know that's that's certain steak. Well done. Okay, you know tea bones steak. That's not beef, Mike. For goodness, gracious, I thought it was real. He's trying about un an American airlines to go to all the Asians dreams going through Zamunda. Well, good luck, man. You know who goes

to the spirit headlines? Motherfucker? Good luck. And the round trip ticket for thirty dollars, it's gonna cost you six thousand for your bluggage, and then you gotta pay another three thousand to breathe, and then we ask questions on the plane. That's another three thousand dollars. That's a lot of hid in churches, do you spend money on clothes at all? Chinese best friends. All you wear is all my free ship. Well I used to go hang out

of Ross and Marshals, but in Walmart. But thanks to you, Mike, uh have a lot of free clothes. That's good man, you were all the all the ship I would never fucking wear. Yeah, I can't. Thanks a lot for all this ship. Yeah, no problem, thanks to the phase and keep making me fresh free ship that I'm not wearing. Yeah, some guys, he wants to drop off some more clothes in my house next time I asked you for my side. Just give them your size, like what, hey, what my

blacks and wear? He extual Michael like a crack ada. I'm like listening. He's been on. I actually said it's small, and they give me the small. No, it don't fit me. It fit my girlfriend. So it's okay. So I'm your girls wearing my clothes too. Yeah, nobody's buying closing your house. It's just not yet. I should say. Extra small from Michael Blacks whoever is listening? Extra small from Michael Blackson. Michael Blackson, I ain't that famous. You're very famous on

my podcast. You're the second biggest name on this podcast Chinese. That's right. Well, it's a second name by default. We don't have any other choice. Three of our blacks AND's angels got deported to Canada. What the fuck are you gonna get a Tannis alone? Soon after you talking about Acorn a week ago? Uh, I'm I don't sell Ali bashion on Say man, what do you buys turning boot? Is it out there? Like? Can I get on Amazon? Yeah? It's uh, it's called Donald Trump tan dot com. You

get right now. I'm good, but I don't want to turn orange. Motherfucker. I'm good. But you know one thing I see you have a little stomach. Yeah, I get some weight, Michael. Don't blame that on Corona, motherfucker. I said, yeah, I blame I blame all my weight on Corona. Yeah. One, every ten pounds is every letter of the coronavirus. Currently, if you live in California, you should know this. Every restaurant before we go to they want to see your car.

They won't let you win, but you could just didn't really give funk back saying the car. They're just trying to just do that. You can show them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show them like your BUSTI kid, Yeah, anything would go just anything with this says a city of Los Angeles. Maybe anything that just says you don't gotta be COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature. So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to the breakfast and an old lady, she's like

in her early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. She's like cart I just showed up and she's come in. I'm like, just blowing bitch, gave me see nothing. Yeah, they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating what you got on your phone. I'm more of a pussy person. What do you like Jenny's best friend? But what's better pussy your head? I'm saying, can you come with head easily? Yeah? You get head? Did you want to give you? Oh? Yeah all the time, Mike. You

know what happens when you get head. Jenny's best friend, I can't see you close your eyes when you get a head. Yeah, you just stare at the fucking guydamn is looking at her face. Used to get shot when she looked back at you. Yeah, I get me a shot. So I just to do do Chinese best friend you've had three something before be away, before your relationship. I know your lady listening. She's not listening to us. She doesn't even know what channel we're on. My listening a funny, Mike,

she doesn't know what the channel? Funny? So what happy you ever had three something? Uh? No, not yet back from you forty years old? But yeah, all shot got some. He went to the strip club and paid it chicks in his own money. I think that was an usher Get it was Usher's friends. I'm saying, by who, what the hell can the chicks do with all that? With the money, with his face on it? Make love in the club. Did the chicks rather have fucking dollar single

dollar bills than a hundred dollar question money? Okay? I think it was real, Mike. They just drew on it, just just to promote he's residency in Vegas. You know that was in Vegas. Yeah, he has a residency in Vegas. He's performing where at some big stadium next to sel. He has hits. Man, when when you get to that point of your career where you have so many hits, you get residencies. Maybe one day we'll have our podcast,

We'll have residencies in Vegas. Really where a fucking circles circles. Goodness. The only people listening to us are probably like, uh, Nigerian's top four? Thank you when we're like top four? And was it Guyana? Guyana were top one? But it was number one? Yeah, it was number one? Who's number two? It was the Daily Show? What? Yeah we beat him? Congratulations? You see ye till you're not a fucking zealist celebrity. But he just went up to a t my nigga

Dave Chappelle. Course, more problem transgender community is trying to transgress against Dave Chappelle and Netflix because of his special the one that specially be transferred off the network, and it feels like it's transphobic. But then but Netflix said we believe in Dave. Also he's willing, he said days wanted to talk to them because he feels the translator

his message wrong. A lot of trans happened Lasians in there. Yeah, a lot of a lot of transgenders and the transgress and talking about transferred and then transphobic and of course transformed and then everybody got miss translated tings. Now it reminds me I need a new transransmission in my car and I need to transfer some money from my checking, my my savings and my checks out. Don't bouncy to check. And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker.

Today you wear a church shirt and clubs jeans? Are you Are you going to the club after you leave church? Yeah? And trying to go to a club today? What are you wearing? Michael Blacks And you know the whole world you're a fashion nikon. You're always wearing the most fancier ship in the world, the most craziest ship in the world. Today, I kept it kind of simple, just a sweatsuit by

Roberto ca Valley. Roberto ca Vali, Roberto Vali, if you're listening, you know this motherfucker money and they do all me money. In fact, pay me my money and maybe I'll help you open your store back up because the ROBERTOA. Valley on Rodeo Drive shut down. That was such a beautiful place. It was my favorite place out. They accepted the almost accepted the African money. Remember when there you try to try to pay my clothes with African money. Yeah, they

accepted that one. They did accepted, motherfucker almost accepted. For a different we had it stuck between her and all the bills, and and then the African money is so colorful, it's like Mexican money. So I didn't notice that ship right away, Like, hell no, this is not dollars, motherfucker, it's not even pastor. This is some c DS that's gonna money's CDs. We were block block, block block. I've had both of my exes, my ex wife I had

to put in jail. I had my ex grandfriend locked up before twins, right, but the twins are like that, well, the twins mom and I was not married to her. She just somebody I dated and then we broke up and she found out she's pregnant with two mir No, no, no, she didn't do nothing. She was she was like a wellow no she didn't. We didn't get like that. Yeah, I hadn't want to talk about that. Don't worry. She's listening. Yeah right, she's listening. Well, Michael still loves you. But yeah,

so what's next do you want? Because I know you're gonna do You're gonna do bidy soon. Yeah, I'm going we're having announcer yet we were still waiting for the details. But it looks like I'm gonna fight in Dubaiden. You're fighting somebody from the Middle East. You're fighting an American. I don't know the fight. You guys don't know. You're just like right now. No, it's not gonna be like a canalo, like a big fight like that. It's gonna be somebody to fight to get that as kicked. It

don't matter. But all right, so let's let's let's go get it from Ghana. Yeah, fighting is the last one I remember. And remember when he retired. This guy went and brought a limousine and right around the dirt road with the limousine. I'm like, this is it's not gonna last run in this village. He took his part and wasn't driving around the village in the lima. But all right, let's say, let me let's go to the pocket. Pocket fight. Pocket retired, shout out to Pocket all your cousin We

love you. So now park, all right, let's send the whole Pocket I fight. Okay, he puts fight this one guy. All of a sudden, the guy catched Corona nineteen right, is that what happened to his last fighter? No, no, no, that's my boy. He got product. You got an eye injury, cataract jerking off. Huh right now, Hi, my name is Jocelyn. I'm twenty six. Ok. Okay, so I work a job, but I only make money in tips. Is there any other way a girl like me can make some money?

Do you want to give our listeners your only fans name? That? Don't have it yet? You don't have the future name? Yeah, what's your future name? No? Man, were not wet, No, we actually talked. We are No, we are No, you're not You're not taking credit for this. I mean, what is fans? We already we already did it? What is what? What do you want to do? What did you? What did you want to do? Are you an actress? Your model? You? I'm a singer? Can you sing us something? Sing? ABC

singer singer sexy KBC? Alright now saying like Janet, Jennet Jackson, No, Beyonce, Rihanna, just saying something thing ever on your three to one go Oh give her to Mike, give her. Oh, here we go. This is your time. This is your still my tea. Yeah, like I said, sign up for only fans, saying only fans is hiring. So you guys, are you a lot about sports. Oh my god, you know, you know when I was a kid, I still got this Remember hitting me in the head. I don't even know

what Michael. You hit him with a friend? Friend? Michael always, Michael always, he has these strings, can you do? He was always. I had a fight with my sister him with the frying pan. I do not, I do not recall for senate one day, so I would not have this tarnish in my record. That never had a right that that's from one of his ex girlfriends. Whatever you scared me. She was a fighter in high school. That was not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's

not true. That's not that's not that's not that's not true. Michael is technically older than our mother, so I don't know what he's talking about. First of all, I came to America with my mom first. Mike came like three years later, so um, and I remember, um when he you know, when he came, So we were close in age, we probably like two years or whatever apart. He is older, Um, yes, he's he's older than my mom. My mom is the first know he's done. So, Um, yeah, I mean we

grew up of course. Um, Newark, New Jersey and funny story our first we're funny. Before we got to Philadelphia, right, my mom had to First of all, Um had to work so we can save enough money to be able to move to Philadelphia and get our own place, because before then we lived in like people's basement, different stuff. And a friend of my mom who was renowned pastor,

the late um Vernever Yeah Vern Lee. And it was in the eighties where homelessness was starting to go on the rise, but a lot of churches weren't doing anything about it. So he left the church. He was very this popular church, and he bought this house and in North NewYork and converted into uh a shelter home so homeless people. So we lived there, right, we so because my mom had to like save money. It's hard to

save money to speak about own place. But I remember Mike and I were so like ashamed, like because we lived in this shelter home like the most random people. Like we had like these two old, like old men who I still thought it was the fifties and black folks weren't free. We had missed June, who had like mental health issue. She walked around with like lipstick, brighter because she was a beauty queen back in her day, but that day passed like fifty years before, but she

was still very present there. So it was like all these e collected characters all around us. So I remember we used there were kids who went to um Bardway Junior High or I used to go to the other school. They lived across the street. So Mike and Now we would literally wait until all the kids are going to school and would try to like sneak out and the kid us come out the shelter home. So one day

they're like, oh, do you live there? Like? But what was funny was, of course we're Africans, and you know, everybody knows rice is king and my mom one of the things we had in our room was a rice cooker, and there was rules where you weren't allowed to cook in your room, but we didn't really like a lot of the foods they were cooked. So one day the security guard came knocking on our door and he was like,

yawing here cooking. We were like no, and then all of a sudden, the steamer from the rice cooker came up. We're like no, we didn't cooking into like what it's the smoke coming from behind your heads, an alien spaceship, alien spaceship. No it's not, Mike, that's a goddamned spaceship. Spaceship. It's a balloons. Friend, I thought it was. I thought

it was seven seconds of my life. I never get by Michael blox And I've been watching a lot of alien stories and how el Musk was to be fair and it looked like one kind of Yeah, that's just a birthday balloon dinosaur. So owing money to I tried to borrow money, but Michael's leave him alone. I was like, Michael, I was close to borrowing money from how much was trying to borrow? No, no, no, you don't no. This

this happened like about a year ago. Whatifty said, you'll go out fifty cents, right, we'll go out to a strip club. And he was like, you know he have he like order like ten tho dollars and ones. You get like five hundreds of it right right the next you know, you'll wake up the next morning And like, I think, Michael blacks only money actually, so you got anybody with that? Yeah? He gotta be good. Interesting his best friend. Have you paid on anyone anybody. Michael Blacks

can never be anywhere. No, have you ever paid outside when you drunk? He didn't pe on, he didn't pee on like no mouse or nothing, nothing. I know. I saw an article this morning that n f T surpassed Bitcoin by n f T s are hot right now. They are because it's just like all these trading cards and like the NBA got involved, the MLB got involved. They're doing their own like you know, their players. So music,

like all these artists are dropping like albums. You know, because you make money you make, you keep more of that money. Yeah, explained to him. It's like you know when you buy a CD, Yes, yes, you make an n f T. Right, So like let's say you make an n f T and it's it could be a picture of you or it could be like like you know, like Donald Mutumbo, Right, you do a Donald Mutombo and ft you make say a hundred of them, only right you sell it. You make your money off the hundred

that you sell. Different phases explain different favorings accessories, so it'll be like one out of one or you know, yeah, it's just it's all random. So it'll be Donald Mutumbo with you know this kind of wig or this kind of thing. So maybe I make up a hundred of them, You make a hundred of them, you sell them, right, you make your money off the sale. Then what happens is every single time somebody buys and sells your n f T, you get a royalty. You get like two

and a three percent. You don't don't the game. It's this is what like, uh, you know, artists throughout the history, they've been getting screwed. What would it cost me something like that? Zero? Nothing. You just take a nice photo of yourself, you look good, and you might have to pay, like to create the n f T, like the cards, you gotta pay like a gas fee, maybe a few hundred bucks. You know. You make the announcement and then

you sell it. And like I said, that's why musicians do it because then no matter what happens, anytime the album changes hands or whatever, they get the money. It's like a CD before when you buy a CD, right, Mike, you have it in your house when your reset, nobody cares about it. Yeah, you can rip it, you can burn it. But the n f T only exists at one spot, you know. So like the Tory Lanes album it's a million copies right of seven songs, and those

songs they're not available anywhere else. They're not on titled, they're not on Spotify, they're not on YouTube. So you could only listen to the seven songs if you're one of the one million holders. Right. So it's like you do something exclusive like that and people will buy it. BROA, you have to have like a comedy special on n

f T. You'll make millions, billions of dollars. If you don't know about crypto, you'll do that and then you'll be like, all right, I think I got because it will make so instead of selling CDs of your of your special, right a n f T makes the owner that buys it make more money because they could re sale it based on the address. You know, you make a hunt, you make a thousand of your comedy special. Those thousands of thousands, nobody else could listen to it except I buy the n f T from you because

you put it on sale. Right then I sell it to him for like, you know, five thousand dollars every time, like I sold it to him, he gave me five thousand dollars. You get two and a half percent of it automatically whatever. And so that's why people with names are doing it. Because people are they have more control over their work and their money. Yeah, so if I sell it for twenty dollars three years later, you still get your two percent forever and then whoever that guy

sells it. So it's it's not like a CD that you hold in your hand, because I see you holding you you could break it. The guys heard it, go get some eating what it called the world to still get to save the world token, you get to save the world talken because these guys tokens is helping built my school and helping hold of it's a your at My Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and working Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon, where they would

no longer be sensorved about the social media companies. I would also be sharing DALLI updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother says, what's your mean look like? Where? Example, somebody stole your panties at the laundry? Ma, would you say, sorry, stop your ass and you don't know who it was around, I'm gonna stop your ass at the club. What would you doing. You're not gonna be smiling service services. I really broke guys.

Stop you at the club without service. She's gonna sleep with you the same minute, Michael, Come on, all right, question for you loan dick or thick dick. That's the first, honestly, because you don't want to suck up your stomach, right, pussy up? Is that? Why not up my stomach or my insides? Okay, these walls can't be ruined. Depends how short, how short? What if? Then I don't know how I've I've had a short ship. It wasn't money on it was short shorty Um looks so mad of money, fucking

gold diggers. But if you have a great personality, then I picked the personality. Money are romance, I could obviously money, motherfucker. You're gonna have romance on spirit deadlines? Motherfucker. Well you can buy romance with money, some money, exactly That's where I said. That's what I said, and everybody said you can't, you can't. That's what I said, exactly exactly right. You gotta teach train these many new car or new ass new car, new car, because I think I gotta ask,

do you look at me? Was rich dude, smart dick or broke nigger with a fired dick? Where slow down rich rich with smart dick? Well you want to you want to think Dickson, might as well go to rich. They go to little dick, right, same thing. I ask that question for me. How about Selena next to you? Hete Selena? Hey? What's your name? Was that? Were you from? Canada? Toronto? Vancouver, Vancouver? Yeah? Where are you at? Oh? Look I just I just

drive the Seattle motherfucker. You can't okay, hit me questions? You ready? Okay, alright? Say let's long dick, dick. You don't want to pussy along as dick poking my stomach out? You know, you know what happens with long dicks when you're doing doggy style, all the girls do that cat thing, right because like and then Maggie's putting the hand on our back, pushing us down, and we're like, no, a bitch, we don't like the long keeps hitting our uterus and

it really hurts. And ship, I mean, I don't know about you. I'm short, so it doesn't work for me. The small dick has to be long enough to reach the god. To you that that's small, like yeah, I mean that's putting it like little. Yeah. The smallest dick I've been with is like five inches. There's nothing wrong with that, that's like normal. Yes, five inches small? Are you Asian? Just wondering. I was a pleaser in the relationship, but yeah, and then he would never he just steak

with outsides you got. I mean you rather have a good dick down. Yeah, it was a good I like it. Yeah. The thing we're eating for man, is like like I got my eggs, I got eat all the time because how she came this one and she's more of a dick person, so I gotta fun her and I barely eat her. Yeah, because you can't. You can't have both. You do it every single day? Like do you like do I? Do you have sex every day? Is that like an yeah? Yeah, she went, I don't like every day.

She liked the funk every day work out. He's like, damn, I mean if you bring new if new pussy coming the room, then yeah, then we can wake up. It's like a thrill new pussy always with dick up. Well, I used to when I was in a relationship. I would every single day every day. Are you single now? No, I'm single. Yeah you too, Yeah, I guess we're all single, single legs. I'm staying like I'm a fucking what you called me? Eglan? Look? Oh my god? Like one thing,

keep me orange and half the bottom. That's so funny. They playing with a magnam. Yeah. The next question, ladies, rich dude, small dick, a brooke nigga and been a fired dick? How about both? Is that? How long? Back to the three guys on the side ridge do a little dick right? Yeah, we can always cheat like the man Manchi anyway, depending on what their fingers look like. If you make your own money, it doesn't matter what you guy gonna do with dick. What can he do

with his fingers though? Make your own money, honey, I mean he can buy dildos and stuff. It's sex where the girl comes next? With other guys. Bad sex is more fun on a yacht than good sex. They're still though, and then you can bring a girl in their fingers. You know, you can do something that's that's more. Doctor Black is a doctor and that's psychiatrist. They have psychiatric problem. Michael Blacksom, where did you find your friends eat pussy or get as fun? Ladies, pussy puss pussy said news

or received dick picks. Whether said news or I don't care because but I don't want anyone had dick picks either. I don't get about get After the show, you guys are gonna get a bunch of doms Mike's followers, right, Mike, Only rich rich dicks, Please, even if they're small. Send me pictures of your fingers to Turtle dicks coming tonight. New car or new titties. New car already got well, he can't get sucks. I signed a deal for my own TV show at the time I was dating um.

I said, I was dating a girl named Jennifer from Basketball Waves. So me and Jennifer Williams, so me and have signed a deal to get our own show, and then it just didn't work out whatever. So that's when Mona was like, you know, what I'm doing is love and hip hop thing. Why don't I just slide you? And you know when you do that. So I was kind of against it at first, you know what I'm saying,

because I didn't like the first season. I sighed, let me give it a shot, you know, because I wanted to kind of get into acting and just do stuff like that because I've seen playing like a gangster in the movie. It should be a gangster. No, no, man like. But don't worry. Actings don't pay no real money. Trust me. Actors are not making no money. Washington makes billions of dollars. There's only one niggerd motherfucker. It's Dens Washington. Okay, regular

trust me. I've not made much money from acting. I've made more money during reality than acting, a lot more because you don't go in auditions. Michael Blockston, if you went to Black Panther edition, you would have been the black. He just did come in to America. I did come to American, motherfucker. I didn't have the audition because Eddie Murphy recommended me for that movie. So who was your favorite couple? Like, as far as favorite person on this

my favorite couple was Michael Blackston and Ride. I think they dope, know what I'm saying. That's my favorite couple. I wanted to do couples Retreat and had I been with somebody at the time, I probably could have. You know what I mean. Um, but you know on the actual show that we did. Uh, you know, I've seen what Erica and Safar was going through and I kind of related to it because I got divorced myself. So I've seen him going through the ups and downs of it.

And they met him, you know, he like a little brother to me. But so now you're a divorced in real life. I'm divorced in real life for real. So you're a single man, bachelor, I'm a single man. Oh, Mike, you got You're a single man. And Michael Blockson didn't bring all the blocks and angels. You know how many girls are in here all the time. Really, yeah, my bad. I was hat Mike. I didn't want to take my chicks from me, you know what I mean. He looks like a yeah, he party to keep them mold and

they will never come back. So one of the Fuse house and m he had his drink. It's like, I guess it's weeding a drink. It's weed, yeah, drink. But I taste his taste. Somebody, this ship tastes good. He's okay, Mike, slow down. I know. I was telling him to slow down. I was like, you already drink half a cup of that. I only had a quarter, only had a quarter top. But it tasted so good. I just kept drinking. It was it was like Mike slowed down. This is not

nothing to play with. And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can drink that whole bottle. I've never been higher in my life. This piece of ship right here is I'm gonna get me high. And then I started getting high and I was like, fun, it's hitting me. And I just kept drinking and he kept on drinking. And I was like, I don't know what happened to us that night? What a fucking nightmare? Holy crap? Did you go to the emergency room? Man? He was so paranoid.

Who was like, oh my god, baby, am I okay? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah that's bad. Yeah, edibles are crazy, it'll knock. I just started all of a sudden. I oh, I saw its nineteen eighty two. So I started talking about everything, but kept on talking about it's a car. So nineteen eighty two, I was in Nigeria. I was a little kid my mother had. I was in Nigeria with his family. My mother left me with another Christian family because my mother just traveled the word. My mother's like this successful

homeless lady, right just drop us off everywhere. So yet was. I was in a Gerian family and I remember that it was nineteen two. They bought a brand new P Joe. It was the Soudan p Joe. It's a car, motherfucker. P what kind of a brand P Jo? But no, it's it's some kind of European car. You think, what is P Joe? I think it's German. And I remember

it was like it was like light green. It was brand and all of a sudden, I remember nineteen eighty two and I'm telling him about ninety two in the car said, the family I lived with bought this brandy Joe. And then we just started laughing all night. And then he kept on saying, oh my god, Babe, oh my god. And he's like, oh my god, where did you come from? I thought I was by myself. I don't understand how people get high and they keep getting high. I got hired at one time and I said to myself, I

never want to feel this fucking ship again. And when it wore off, I was like, thank you God for saving meles are different than I don't know what the funk that was, but C had edibles one time five years ago. I thought it was gonna die I couldn't believe it. I just started. I was drinking a sweet drink. Next you know, I saw too. What's up when I say this is African king up comedy Michael Blackson, I'm

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It's free, So go do it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode every Tuesday. I had a job of Domino's Pizza from age fifteen all the way through. Like Michael Blackson delivering pizza, I started off delivering on bikes. I didn't have a car. I used to know pieces on a bike and man I got robbed twice. My my dumb You know what. The dumbest thing I did one time stop at the fucking light. The light turned red. I'm on the bike, and I stopped at the light. A bunch of dude just came

and snatched a piece of from my back. From the back I had the rack and had hungry. I'm like, yeah, that hungry. Like I had the racking back on the bike so I could tie the pizza up on it and used to just snatched the pizza and took away my pepperoni and sausage. Mike, if he would have met you, you would have been a millionaire. He would you have been delivering pizza with coca right right. His name would be mother. People been calling her, let me get the

large cocroniage. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, you would have been the blessed employee. You would have given your bonus. Motherfucker. That still my dudes on the quarter, that's how we got pizza would have been mad though, because they have got the co corona. And then that's that's one. And another time I got. I was driving through the hood on a bike sop Philly and like some dude just came out the mercery just sucker punch. The shut out hit me so hard. Luckily for me, I stayed on

the bike. I was, I was, I didn't I would have falled off. I probably beat the hell up. Philly was rough, though, least roughest man, and that's I think that's what helped me become this great comedian. And today, growing up in Philly can punch the sh out of me. And then but so and he hit me hard, and I'll turn around. I said, that's all you got, you bitch. He started chasing me. I was spending on that body was neighborhood Philly. The thing my Philly is like one

block you're in a good neighborhood. A block later you're in the fucking hood. It's same way, like a lot of a lot of time. A lot of these colleges are like very bad block away from a bad neighborhood, like Temple University. A lot of big good schools, you know, in like bad neighborhood. It seemed like Philly. His soft filling is like a nicer neighborhood with a Talians, real cool, and then two blocks later is a fucking project. So now I go to a good neighborhood to deliver the pieces.

On my way back to my store, I gotta go past the project. And that's where that ship happened. That was the second incident that happened to me delivering pieces. Did they get the money? The guy he hit me, and he he didn't hit me hard enough from the f off the bike. So I kept going like he just came out of the street that stuck up punched me, punching my face, and I just like, look back, I said, I saw you got your beach just like that, and I just kept going. And then never, you never, and

then nobody ever took I never took. Nobody ever like came and took money from nobody put the gun to me and took money. But remember, like I said, my pieces got snached when I stopped at the light one time. That was downtown Philly, broad daylight to day like, yes. And then the other thing was broad day like too. But then the worst thing that ever happened to me, it was nighttime on a bike. Some white dudes driving the cards mace me and called me to brace you.

Damn wow, that's really They probably dead by then, yeah, because it probably makes the wrong person. Mr free Rusie's a very nice game, Mike. When you got punches that how you had a gap on your tooth, that's not the right thing. No, it was something else man, Oh my, that's a whole different show. I love Africa anything about

my continent. Just yeah, now that there's always rivalry, especially when we play soccer and Niger and Ganna always at each other's throat where we place against the African couple of nations. Now you're a Ghana Cameround Code Devoir, South Africa like the African giants. So when we play against those times, oh man, yeah, Michael can't see. We still have beef. Nigeria and Goanna has this love beef. It

makes the best love rice. Really, Ganana say the big best price, but we know Nigeria's make the best gel love rice, you know. And yeah about that before right, we think gonna make the best you love and believe in that. You know. I spent most of my African life in Liberry and I think Liberry jell love is good a ship too. So it's just the beef continuous. Man, figure time. If you want to see us united the World Cup, if there's one African nation left, yes, we

all come together to be behind that African nation. Oh my god, rowdy, like I think Ghana was the last night so close when we lost a real I wouldn't forget that for or five man, it was good. I'm so I'm still upset about that. They were the last were all riding around. We went a gun out to go. We definitely support each other. Man. One thing about Nigerian artists,

Nigerian definitely support each other so much. And when the thing when I first came, when I first started doing stand up, the first set of Africas I performed for with Nigerians, I did your mother's niginiary unions that used to know, Yeah, I saw clips of so I did the first one and every Nigerian at one point I thought I was Nigerian, yeah, you know, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell him. I'm not. I'm gonna get this.

I'm gonna get this Nigerian money. And it was booking me almost every year, you know, because I was like the only comic you know with the African descent that was really doing it. So that used to come and stay with. Yeah I did. Yeah, I saw that like

bad food you call bad foot man. But I told a story how I mean, how I mean went as far as you know, putting on the guard when I first started stand up, you know, I didn't even I went went on stage dress regular, you know, still had a little slight accent, because you know, I've been in America for a few years, and I'll go on stage and I'll tell the joke, and the joke was just average.

And I remember one night I was on stage and I did a joke about family member and brought out the accent harder, and the cry laughed at everything I said in the accent. I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this nigga back to the bring a whole Africa out of me. So I started talking, you know, brought out my accent more and then threw the garb on. I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go village Africa, took the shoes off, went on stage, bad foot it. My career jumped to the

next level. When did you get the title Michaul Blas and the African King of Comedy? What year was that was? That's when I'm I was backstage at Comic View and I was trying to figure out it wasn't me. My phrase like I ride to come if you I would go on stage and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker. Bla, this is BT. I can't say motherfucker, so I mean backstage,

I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna replace motherfucker. Wait, I'm like, mother sucker, your mother sucker, You mother sucker, you mother sucker. Gentis your mother sucker? Sang bro your mother sucker. Everybody became a mother sucker and it stuck. And twenty some years later, man, mother suckers. Kind of god, I just called you kindam. I'm telling me about that's Please tell me about that, the school that you're building in place, and thank you. I've seen the pictures of that. Yes,

did they have you digging? Are you the one thing where you're digging with your hand digging? And damn you're supposed to wash your hands after your health dick man? But now I ain't building a school in my village. You know my mother, this is no village. My mother was born in uh. What would inspired me to build the school was um I went when I came to the stage like him the stage late eighties sometimes eight, six,

eighties seven. I didn't go back to Ghana. I didn't go back to Africa period to like two thousand, like fifteen years later, I went back. And when I went back, I went to the village while I was born, and I'm like, I just things were still the same. I'm like, why things still the same? You know why our kids and the kids are like a bunch of kids doing still the school days, school hours. Your kids in the marketplace helping their mother sell ship. And I'm like, why

these seven eight year old kids working? Like who hired these niggas? So I'm like, okay, you know what, Then I get to find out, I'm like, why did not in school? The not in school because the public school were just known as government school, which is free. At that moment, I'm not sure things have changed that ain't shift free no more, but back then those schools were free, and those feel up really fast. The free ship always

feel up. It's like you go, you know in America, you go to warfare line, all the warfare office is always packed, right because niggas like free ship. So the free ship always fills up, and the kids that are left, they can't at for a private school. So then to what I do? I went to them on the local elementary school to find out what school was going for how much it calls to go to school. So I found it cast like eighty dollars for the whole year. I'm like eighty dollars and it wasn't two. I'm like,

we're spending at the bar. So next day I went back to the marketplace, saw them, same fucking kids. I talked to their parents. I was like, I'm gonna pay pull your pull your four kids in school for the year, you know what I mean? And then from there I would try to help. Every year, I'll try to help get keep I mean, what eight years of schooling or cost but a couple of grad So I went and did that, and after the outside of myself, I gotta do something about this, and I always had in my

mind I got to build a school. But it's not it's not an easy thing to do, you know, it's come without of responsibility. But I finally, like, right before COVID, I decided, you know what trying to put every kid in school? How about just to build a home school and make it free and give scholarship to the kids. You're good man, Michael Blocks h ground lost afternoon. Even there's not what sitting there? What's that that? But that a how this is not a hot what do ho

when there's no there to turn a key? Please that you're still in alone? Come on with me? Come on, yes baby, come on, so it's bread friend now and then I call your name and suddenly your face a piece. Just got crazy game, Come on when it is it is in tee love brettle, do doll and half. Come on baby, Yes, I got such on a cloudy day when it's cold outside. I got the month of May. Well, yes, you say what gave make me feel this way? My garl, myg Maga, I'm talking about my girl. Maga. I got

such shine on a cloud today. Maga. Yeah, I even got the month of May with Micael. That's okay, let's go okay, I'm not that bad. So you come about you saw a part? No, I'm I know what part I am, Just like I don't want to punch me into part of his eye. Motherfucker. Everybody that don't know boxing, they always think that they're gonna that right hand is going to be in the front, are you right hand? Right? Didn't gonna have the left hand first? I'm definitely getting mine.

You gotta get the left hand to be blocking. Yeah, that's the job. And then the power is in the right. Yeah, my power is in my right. I just have to go up front to block, not blocked. Just set up, set up, boom. Yeah, you're just right here. Yeah, you're just set up. And then and we said, do I used to hug him if you hit me real hard, Yeah, you can do that. Can I just hug him? Just gonna hug him? Like maybe they always hug people. Hey,

y'all go to punch him in the stomach. Every time he was about to get knocked out, they going and hug It's he never lost that. He Yeah, I want to hug to if I could be billion or whatever. I loved you. Oh my god, I lotched your part. Like so we like, this is my friend, This is my friend, presenting the Supreme Leader of Next Doria, Commander of our own defeated too, Killer of Lions, Tell of Elephants, the Most Well and Doubt Morning Africa, Jenneral Easy, Wow,

Mike around, Thank you mother Suckers. The mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Black. It's a calvary audio production brought to you by All Her Radio and The Black Effect Podcast Network, produced by Brendan Morgan of Calvary Audio and A King for the Black Effect. Associate producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson, Keegan Rosenberger, and Dana Brunetti. The two tho