Best of 2021 Part. 1

is he? Well, he's not here right now. I know that, motherfucker. What is what's the game? Well, I gotta maybe a new one that's coming later. And your white best friends or you just racist white best friends. I haven't found him yet, but I have a white best friend. Yeah you do. Oh, I've never made him, Michael Black. Dave Steinberg. One time you drove me o pretending my personal chauff like I'm bridged to. Yeah, I remember that h signed the backseat of my own car. But you dropped me off.

That one looked good. Yeah, it looked real, good man. Thanks your president, President Barack Obama. Barack doesn't have a rose Ros. He probably buick Skyhark or some ship I mean, you're you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley. How do you feel about that? Michael Black? I mean, nobody ever called me and Elvis Presley, but I appreciate the company Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhereless people screaming.

Oh socker. You almost caused a major accident of the one on one Freeway. When I was driving with you. Over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine range Rover, just like me, and he was all he was doing was filming of the One on one premiere. I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a accident, and he got you on tape. That's not a fan, it's a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. My. You know

what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear a guy screaming in the background, and your mothersucker, and then all the people what is going on? My fans are will that she happens all the time. I could be in an airport a bunch of black kids who like see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that? And then a white lady like, what the what am I calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like,

it's okay, these are my fans, fans. What do you do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your pitching city? And but yeah, it's our love man. Yeah, that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you. I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Ye yeah, all my friendly more that's more love to show me the worst, to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like, that guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That

guy my page, he lives on my page. Those my true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from all the big fans of other big people. Fact. You know, it's a funny. I share birthday with like Tray Songs, right, and I'm my one year I went on his trade songs page on his birthday and the girl's like, oh my god, Tray Soon, we love you pennies that you have pennies, And I come on my page and my birthday, Hey,

you black crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This is the day your mom shifted you out, you black piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right, he loves you a lot, a lot of you do anything. The High Olympics is coming up into right now. Yeah, a con has been in first place. He want to take years in a row. Uh, little Booty is up there too, of course, Flavor Flavor is one of you. You You snipes lost a couple of years ago, and I'm down Cheeto give its third place, So I'm trying to

win it all this ship. You will finally winning first place. You got real good darkness on you. You look like you've been swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while. What the dolphins gotta do with me? Getting hanging out on the ocean, Mike? Okay, thanks man. I think guys been together. Oh it's been a good five years. Michae. Why did she stay your girlfriend? Chinese Blackford? You scared

to commit to her? Yeah, after you've proposed on national television and I I feel like I'm gonna have to propose. You have a ring or you want to borrow? You can I borrow your ring? I'll get maybe I'll see if I get rather to give that the friendship. I gave a promise that a ring before the engagement ring. I see if I get if you like, you borrow that, Michael Blackson, you had me down clothes, not engagement rings. For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike. We could talk about it

after the show. I'll take it, okay. I got talked to Rid because she likes that ring, one of her engagement rings, and every ring was like tracking ten percent of what the engagement ring called. She liked that rather ring better. I'm like a whole lot of money. I could have just tricked you and just she likes the chief took the ring off her head, watch your sleep and just give it to her and the next day and just got on my knees and put on her

other finger. I was gonna propose, Michael Blackson, but after seeing your very sweet proposal, I don't think I could beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah, that was too I was like, just impress your Chinese people? What can you do to impress them? Like, can you like eat more rights? I don't know, Michael. Good I'm glad you said that because I don't I don't want to know Chinese hate crime. People are listening to us right now.

They have other things to do, like what I don't know, probably like making Louis v than bang on the civic mean, we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID. They fun a lot of things up. Talk about changing names. Guess who changed your name officially? Huh, Kanye West, He's no lock a Kanye. He's now ye. Hasn't he always been? Ye? Or not? He just by something with no last name, just first name. Okay, no, he just he's just the name he's he's ye. You just half a name. And

he also has a half a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah, that gay haircut looked like he didn't pay his gardener. You know when you don't pay your gardener when the gardener's things. Stevie want to cut his head or he got his hair cut in the dock, you know, Michael Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see, but he could hear. Maybe it's Barbara cut his head with a Michelle they are they probably use the fucking iron Kanye yeasy, ye, whatever your fucking name is. Um, get a new barber.

I think super cuts could get give him a better hair. White people here, Chinese best friend. I've never seen no goddamn black man's supercut. My first hair cut in the United States was Supercuts, Chinese best friend, You're not black? Super cuts was my first. How many have you seen a black man as supercut? Oh? You know what? Exactly? A matter of fact, I lived next to it. I'm gonna go to drive by there tomorrow. Take you're right, Take any just take a black dog this if they

would be trying to cut that puppy's hair. You're also Chinese, but you're Filipino, Mike amhalf. It's okay, I hope. I mean who claim you? Filipinos? Are Chinese niggers who want to claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more. Because social media is not allowed in China, I might have to change my name. Michael. My followers have been stocked for two years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers in two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time

I tag you, what happens I lose followers? Yeah, because they know that I'm with you, and then they gained followers when you don't post anything, and they'd be like, where you want to change your name too, Filipino best friend. What are you wearing today, Philippino friend, I'm wearing a beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael Blocks so much. I'll make sure to return it. First time I ever went to jail was because of his nigga. But got you locked up, but got me locked up. Let me

tell you what happened. You probably had the story cap to the story. It was me Kevin Hart Buck Wild Um two Gordon, right? We are you put this in the toilet? We all driving on what's it? Go to New York to do? Um? I think Mike Mike Um, one of them comedians, Mike something like UM do his room in New York? Right, So we all meet up at Winners Winners, aren't you whatever. We all meet up there and we decided to get in one car. You know what I mean. I had just got my little tars.

I don't wanna put miles in my car. keV has some bullshit to raise. Buck Buck had like a nice maximum like this one will make the road, you know what I mean, And we decide we're gonna take Buck's car. Uh. I don't know how this nigga. For some reason, when the nigga don't want to drive his own car. That's a sun that don't fucking get why I'm the dumb retired nigger has picked to drive this nigga's car. I'm driving, I think raising the front buck or whatever. And then

we got bucked and Kevin and back. We're driving to New York. Um, you remember the fucking exit scors. Motherfucker. We're on the turn pike, all us and I see state trooper. I don't know why. I get nervous. I see the state trooper. Now I'm hitting the brakes. I'm gonna I'm up doing our retarded I'm paying on. I don't know when it was, way before black lives matters. I don't know why. I was still nervous and ship right. So then this Then the cop around he I think

he reading the lights in place. You know next, you know what? What? What? Pull us over, pulled our guns, get out the car, driver, turn around talk I've never been pulling before. He makes He said do that, I'm gonna way. I'm about to make the wrong turn and get the fun shot. He like, put your hands up. Driver, lay on the floor. But what did the driver say? What the cops said? You used to that ship. What

did he say out the car? Michael, get out the car, officer, mag I ain't saying that part yet, yea, and toray like ring off the car, care about the car? The next thing you know, they like, I see white get out of the car. Like, how to the cops know my name? Michael told the cops my real name. You fucking realized, did Nigga? He said, if you're fake, roll leg got me dropped. So make a long story short, Right, you're driving a hot car. You know the cars. I mean,

this is what happened, and we all did this. Hold hold how he's white. But when nobody's going to jail for you, let me tell what the funk happened, right, I ain't gonna jail for you, brock. I was snitch on your ass in a hot minute. So yeah, we are this nick. There's something we all didn't fill you back in the day. When you get out of tickets on your car, what do you do? You switched to play exactly? You report the place stolen and you still get a new plate. Right, but this nigger had a

plate that that somebody has reported stolen. That's what I'm saying. He had that plate on his car. So now when they read the place it's stolen, then the car stolen. So when the when the when the States were ready to play, they reported it's like stolen. So the thing, the car stolen, they don't realize just a stolen plate. So they got the thing. We got a stolen property. So they pulled the house and guns whatever all that ship. So next year we all in handcuffs and while we're

in the car. This nigga not only Buck selling fake role legs, fake license plates. This nigga was big on counterfeit money. This nigga has like a bunch of count of money in his pocket. So now he's trying to throw the ship in the middle of the road before the cops figuring. This nigga life is just fucking crazy. It's the worst nigga ever Buck. So all right, so we were all the holding, said why this They they took the car we in the hall that took us

to New York was by Nework. Took us the York Holding. Sale. We're on the sale. Buck, like yo, Mike, I got he still has some money with him, so I got this money money, he said, I knew y'all can y'all chew this money. He's trying to make us chew to make this money disappear, Like, can y'all help me chew this money. I'm not nigger. I'm not eating a fucking money. I'm not hungry, I ain't chewing the This nigga chewing money, Moth green and ship, this crazy buck is fucking crazy.

Make a long story show. We all ended up you know that was in there for like eight nine hours whatever, and we all ended up out because we're storing lights and play. I'm like, you know, I had no idea. I know when the cops they pulled me over, He's like, who are you? I did I'm a comedian. My hair shots in the trunk, That's what you're trying to say. I'm over to my my head shot is in the trunk. I'm the African king of company. And you say all that, motherfucker,

But that's what Cam said. Everybody had the old story. Kevin Cavin is on Facebook, Yeah, right to funk up his fingerprints because if I didn't, they would allow me. So yeah, so. And the crazy thing about that whole story the day we had to go to court and Toreyhan having like one and B because it didn't show up the court. Me and calv the only one that showed up the court. The day had to go to court was the same day. This was it was. It was the same day I had to come to l

A and audition for the next Friday. Crazy. So I remember that day, me and Card running a car. We had to be a court nine o'clock and everyone who did court, I'm gonna cab drove back to the airport. Cab dropped me off at the airport. I caught my twoth one flight I remember was when the court nine was out of a ten. Made it to Philly back like close like toward forty five is and I caught one fifty pm to l A to auditions in front of the director and the casting agent of the next

next Friday. So how long you guys been fucking great question? Michael brockson, Well, you know we've been together on and off about seventeen years now. Rick J was a live seventeen years know he was he was no no, So let me tell you your wife fights look like go to fact check, listen, listen. So what happened was, um, it was, it was. It was just fake. When did James died? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having

a fair with you. She was, she was not. That's not That's not how that happened at the funeral, are you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral goodness and and uh you know the way that it really was, you know what, that's why people crashed funeral crap? You heard a wedding practis also heard of. Women are so vulnerable on feneralstage. I did not know. No, I actually I am guilty, but I was taking advantage of you.

I've been burning you. Yes, no, but you know what it's It's really deep though, because we have a really deep connection. Being a veteran in this industry UM for thirty seven years now, you know, it's really hard to find UM people that are real, people that really understand what it is we go through as entertainers. You know, Mike, I always tell you all the time, man, and I

mean Chinese best to YouTube. And I appreciate you brothers, you know, for being so real and being so solid because people come and go, you know, they some of them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah, even recently where a lot of cloud chances out there trying to use different reasons it for fame, for fame, man, And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing cloud. I'm I'm I wouldn't even chasing fame. I never asked for any of this, you know. I'm trying to get

some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship. I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know. But I mean it's cool, you know, when you're walking somewhere everybody knows your name. But then the problem with it is that everybody want everybody knows your name, and it always like you came. You wouldn't go where everybody else. You want to go where everybody knows your name. You

need to learn that song about a bit better. Yeah, it's like it would be really impressive if you learned the Chinese. That would be fun. That would be yeah, that that that we could do a remake, yeah, you know, but but and then we would mix it with the rare condition this day in the age to really good dudes on the newspaper page love and tradition of the grand designs out of the but there must be some magic clue. Sat Chinese best Sea has hidden talents. Yeah,

but I have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics. Lady say they pulls said, they said was whisky has like the hardest song right now? And he got the remix with Justin Bieber Michael Blocks. And my thoughts are I think you're the one that blew up every affrobeat thing in the world. Well, yeah, I had. I showed him a lot, because you know, I think I introduced a lot of black people to the affrobeat when I played in my car the time on on I G and

you know, not just black people like Chinese people. Yes, you too. I only listened to Off for a bit right now, sinking you sing any of it? If I tell you that I love you, my money, my buddy, you little left baby. That's doctor Hey Sauci. You got to see him. I don't know. Jack in the build in Jack, Welcome to Mothersucker Podcasts. Welcome you recently fight on it on it on the Tyson and holy Field

down here in the Staple Center. No, it was Tyson and Roy Jon So that you wonder he was really good, guys. That was it was. It was that was an easy fight. What the guy? What did the guy would do to you to fuck him up that bad? Now he was talking, I was actually mad because this dude, he's like a club level fighter. He's not on my level. He's not a world championship fighter. So that was just like a

supposed to be easy fight. And he said he was talking so much ship at the press conference of so you punished it, so you would have took it easier, didn't knock him out. I just beat him up, punished him for for the whole fight. That's fucked up, man, because you could have just knocked him, made it easier for him, right, just took a nap, right, Instead, he just kept him in the ring and punished him. So he went home. Every money he made, every money that

guy made, he needed to repair his body. Right, that's her business. So that's so that's what it is. So I think so with a fight that more get the appointed pistans to you off, the hardy want to beat this motherfucker's the high works, not really because and the world class level you can't get mad. You gotta stick focused. It's a little different. But this guy who's not that was in the world class fight. I'm a world class fighter.

That guy was a club club level fighter, like he fight on small shows and I'll fight on the highest stage. You know, but it is what it is. You're not. I'm not supposed to get mad either, but I just he had like he had a guy like broken rape or go his road tator pup got sucked up and he bladdered infection hys direct to me and last but not least a tonk or contusion of the nuts. Mike, you should be a freaking announcer and one of those thriller fights that commentator. This is what medical terms I

just use. I'm more of a doctor. When are you gonna fight Jake Pole or the other logan pull? Mike Tyson actually wanted me to fight one of them? Yeah, what did you do it? Or just fight both of them? And they can't? Is it legal for you to fight a non professional Floyd Smaller but he's retired. But no, they don't want to fight me. I'm there's the same size as them, and you're a fighter. Fight yeah, And I'm active and I'm still you know, I'm not a young,

but I'm still I mean comparitive, I'm old. But I'm I'm gonna be thirty eight next one. You'll beat the ship out of them, murder them the same at the same time, in the same those guys always say, well, I'm a professional fighter. End up my era. About the thing about them, though, they're very smart, they're good at market themselves. They know they can't mess with a real fighter. But theyhed up YouTube basketball player UFC fighters that that

are old, you know, or smaller. But you know, but they're doing a great job to make a lot of money. And you know that they they get their name out there and people that don't know boxing, they believe in that right, so they sell a lot of pay per view they make money. It's a fisher. When I suck at my patroon pages now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and talking Thursdays, moving exclusively the Patreon where they could

no longer be sensed about the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates plus show enough Smith here first see you on Patreon. You mother so cuts you all come with dick. Some girls don't know. I can come with fingers faster than dick. Yeah, the tongue my ax. My ex was more of a tongue like I had to eat it for the come and then ride is more of a dick. D is one of the day. She's more of like, yeah, yeah, that's hard. I like the tongue better. You prefer the tongue. You

come with your tongue. You don't not a dick comer. You're not a dick comer. Tongue comer. How about you? You did come out tongue comer. I'm a dick comer and a tongue comer. So like both, I'm saying which one, which one? Which one? I think that the like coming off of the dick is like more, what's easier, It's so much more easy, But the dick is like it's a different only it's like more like your whole body. Yeah, like you feel it throughout your whole body, like shaking.

How about um? I like the dig better, but there coming easy. It's easier for easy. You come fast with the tongue with the girl eating you out, all your men eating you out. How a comment? How about you? So it took me years and years to come with the dig? Yeah, like I have, I have, I have my girlfriend's who talked about it. I'm like, how like, how is it possible? So it took me a lot of years and I guess the right guy and yeah,

but but tongue is definitely easier. Fingers everything that everything but clip basically, how about you same tongue, tongue and fingers, really tongue and fingers, Like I could not have sex as long as like those two things happened. And I'm okay with that. You like, I guess hard from to come with head like you out come with had. I gotta have sex for like at least like three days, no junk off nothing if not a cat is really hard. I'm more of a pussy challenge up. That was the

more women and less will catch feeling. So that's funny. Sex on the first night is that? Who will you have sex in the first night? Why is that? I want? Because I mean I want to make sure. I gotta see his goods, because I gotta make sure, well you can find on the first night, nigger. I mean, like if it's I don't know, I can't do sex on the first night. I want to see what he's all about.

It's a connection thing for me. I will on like the third day, but I want to make him work for a little because it's so easy nowadays to get pussy. So like I agree with that, agree with you. So you want to God, even if you don't think you catch Camstree the same night, you can just meet somebody and just honestly, like let's be ones, Like we all say no, we don't want to have sex at the first meet that, right guy, Like, let's be honest. It happens.

It happened, there's if there's and we should feel bad about that ship at all. It's not about feeling bad. It's just about you need to make him work too, like we work for hours, you know, like come on,

like you gotta work for it. You gotta work for You're not gonna get this pussy for free, like just like for free for the pussy already, you know, damn not even like it's just like grown enough to say that we've tried both ways, Like we've had sex with somebody the first night where they don't take you as serious as if you make a dude wait for a couple of times, kind of learn who they are, because nobody's going to show you who they really are on

the first night after time, Like, shoot, I'm so glad I dodged that bullet. Pussy. You didn't deserve it, So let the other dude who does deserve it come through and show why he deserves it. Sex on the first night. Never. Never, you never had a one night stand because never. No, it's a connection. It all came back back. If I did, probably come back, and if it's only one time, it's my choice. I tried to have a one night stand

back in the day. I was like, I went up to the guy, I'm like, let's sunk tonight and he was like, wait, what, Like he thought it was a game, and he's like, I'm not going to switch with you. I'm like why not? I just said I want to have a one night said with you because I want to get over somebody else. You can't be my rebound. And he was like, no, I want to take you to dinner and a movie and I'm not gonna suck you. And I was so mad. Who was that? I like, man,

what I just told you? It's crazy. I want to rebound. I'm like, you look like you six to you must have a big dig because but then I ended up dating, Oh my god, how about you. I definitely try to do one ice stance. But you know, I sometimes I know, I get a connection quick and it's like the desire of know you shouldn't and then you just go in and then you start touching each other, and then you just kind of want to and then you don't want to makes me want it anymore, like even more, and

then I end up in a relationship with them. That's how it happened to me. Twice. I have been a victim of fake um watch. It's a guy with go in Philly cup Buck wild Buck. Back in the day, it's like nineties. Oh my god, this nick got this think. I had me on the payment plan on a fake watch, really serious a buck buck. While I'm over here Michael Blackson he telling them about the fucking fake watch. Then they had me on the payment plan on a fake Rolex.

When I realized it was fake, I stopped paying. You still would at weird it though? Yeah, I kept my wife. I was still I was seven. I'm over in l A with Michael blacks He telling me you you had him on the payment playing for fake rolex. You know that ship is true and you fucking but man Ni, I hate you Buck, which is the senior Mike took me to a college wild like ninety five, and Mike got like it was like Michael Blecks and and friend. So I'm arguing with Mike, like Mike with my money.

He's like, motherfucker, you're not yet. And they gave me twenty fives right, gave me, gave me twenty five hours, right. And then like a month later, I was like, yo, Mike, I got these rulies and I saw Mike. He still got a little Mike. Mike was like and he told me they had me on the payment plan. My dumbads painted Nike a hunt hours a week on a fake watch. How much he charged you for I don't remember. It

was definitely like in the UH. He probably could have told me he was he was gonna pay him thirty five like he was gonna be him thirty five weeks for fake I was on the penchil man. I think I was my seven when I realized that he burned the sh out of somebody told you he was gonna pay for thirty five weeks and the thing about it, and he got the dudes at the barbershop know this ship is fake because it happened at the um as you happy when you got to watch Happy in the

hair company. And I'm like, everybody looking at me like I'm just not as snigger but didn't know that. I mean, like, y'all know this ship is fake. And nobody said nothing to like I want seven hundred and I think either Darish Shooter or like Marck Lightfoot somebody. Eventually he said, here, Mike man, it looked at just like they want um. You got on Gilly got some ship from it was gold with the ay week he leaving them where you going like, yeah, mother, gonna meet with Buck Painting. They

got tired of that ship. They like like this ship. I gotta be good. I gotta pay this down payment. He paid all that ship like a car book cottage. He would give me Buck. I'm still mad at you right over the book got hit. You want to Rolex, huh, we gotta get you to Shu. I'm gonna do that next. I just I'm just on this mortain contract. When when I'm done that we could do early next year. Wow, so he could pay you with thirty five. I don't want you know, I don't want no gonna pay me

in some kind of big corn. I'm good, but I can't do it now. What's like, what's the best month you have yet? Like during quarantine, whole quarantine? Amazing about the house? Off of that? What did you ever make a hundred grand a month? Yet? Over Michael Black said, do not underestimate my coucid he made more than the fucking president. It's the president make a hundred grand a month. No, they don't like your compare that makes fucking four hundreds

a year. That's not no, that makes less. They just control more money. But their paycheck. They got the power to control billions of dollars. But your paycheck is really four hulls a year. You make one of the president. Your pussy makes more than they makes more than Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe Licombine together. I don't know about that. I don't know. She didn't say what you mean. She makes morning the man that runs the greatest country in

the world. Okay, her COUCHI is worth more than Joe Biden. Wow, I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well, that means that made more than a president a year and a month. Your agent make more to Kamela Harris, okay, and your agent make tempers where you make more than President said that is true in one month mothersucker during quarantine. But we're not going to talk about that because the RS might. You know, I've been shot already. I'm not trying to

get robbed and shot. And then now you know, you can go and buy your own house. They're very proud of me. I would say, did you know that your it's pussy money. I feel like my dad doesn't know, but my mom kind of knows. I know because I've been on your own life with you before. Your mom has been a house and I mean, you don't think you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No, she knows that she does. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter.

She's she's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram, remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt called her. It was like your doctor a porn star. She's sucking food. She deep trun but the internet and I'm just like I'm just like, oh my god, mommy, and she's like, no, my doctor would never do something like that for the internet. Your auntie said that, And when your mom said, you give me my money, she's like,

oh no, she's just dethroughing for the Lord. Yeah, you know when Jamaican women hit a certain age day all about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a Hootie MoMA back in the day. But bathing when your mom, your mom, probably she loves you to jest. When your parents love you, you can't can nothing you like you say about you affect them. Like my daughter is a good girl. I want to hear it was my mother and my mom. Don't my mom, I might have ten bitches. My mom

thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe this isn't. I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches. Can't. I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes because I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm not want to take scale mom, so I keep anybody any My brother tries to say about me to my mom, she don't want to hear. No, no, no, man, Mike just had four something with four bitches. I don't want to hear. Right, it's a good guy. He's probably praying

for the women because you're not. You're hitting brother. I had a force and Mike, you didn't mean him have it. He was forced into it. Four women attack to you and started sucking your dick without your permission. I already know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They just grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women just grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mike. She's probably like he was just trying to make me a

Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're hitting it as broke as you can broke. Brother, Get out of here. Mike is a good child. I want to use my money. That's that's kids, just like what Nira did with the with that song, doing that that whole thing with a Nigerian. What's going to right? But even so it's still up temple. You'll still be down to read into your that's not put them for me or

even if you go far back. It's like fella cutie. Right, he was making politically, but you still definitely dance like that, Mike. Do He he made one. It's called tumble. You had nothing else. I was talking about, dick, motherfucker, Mike. I thought you were talking about to play with James Berkeley. All right, let's let's top we'll name let's name our top five afrib artists. Right, Okay, it's tough. It's gonna be tough. The top five, and then we will go

to all of who's to use night number one. Let's go, let's just pick five f us. There's no particular order. Obviously Bernard Boy, obviously, Wiskid, obviously, David because that's what everyone talks about. And then we'll do the other two that you think. Me and myself of course obviously I would. I would have to say m from East Africa. You can put Diamond in there. You can put him in there,

Diamond from Tanzania, you can kill him in there. Yeah, definitely top Uh we mean more right, Um, Casper in your vest South Africa. Um, there's millions. Ye, she's huge, that's not twenty. I mean I'm just then because we had like seven, but I've been naming all of them. You need to you gotta. You don't know any Chinese's friend Mike show Mike. You got to show him more. He does I know? I didn't, you know, I don't. I haven't listened to the tons in then girl, maybe

I've heard this song. I didn't know who it was. Okay, it's it's a guy. Yeah, Um, you do you understand Swahili barely on the state I ain't heard that a girl, so have you heard it? Oh? Keatie's dope. Keatie is amazing. How about South Africa? Who named Casper? Here's a guy, he's a guy, he's a rapper. I think he's incredible. He's a dope performer. Is he better than any other guy that did that song? Re saying he's like that he had that really hot song right now. Vocalistic vocalistic

way different, vibe, way different, vibe, way different. But I mean Casper does he does. I'm a piano too, but he's a rapper, so he does, and then he's a I don't know how to explain it. Casper. Casper has performed on like sold out stadiums on his own seventy people. Yeah. Everyone I'm mentioning is like, I've done something pretty pretty. What's up, mother Socks? This is your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question.

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every Tuesday. So me and Me and Sean go way back. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay, I remember this one time we had a show in North Carolina. Me, you darn you know, DS, you can tell the story. Gods Jarred. It was Cocob Brown, I think it was on the show, and I forget who else was. So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged. You know, this is like two thousands to three. So d S and uh Mike somehow they got in the saving, but

they had two groupies they took back to the hotel. Right, So, so tells me the story. He said, they in the room, the lights out, and d some on one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this motherfucker. And she said a friend came over and say ship. She said, she said you want something that She's like, no, I'll just stay over here with him. Only crap Michael blocks on.

So I did that. That was a funny ship. I wasn't in there. I just got to what happened, you know, to find them. I'm trying to think going on the road back then, like well we I mean, this is this is for the day. While making five show wasn't making much in twos and three, Michael blocks on, so we like we find like I remember one time I didn't want to spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to spend a night in my you know, I didn't want to pay for hotel. Because we think

we travel so much. We have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost every if I want any city, I could call boy. I ain't me going from meeting on niggers. We got bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city, I could look up that city every code and call a girl. And so I remember one time I went to Atlanta, was this one chick, bad, thick, tall bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking?

Have you had this experience? Oh so luckily by time he came there, I would think I was I think was already done sucking and everything went over with. But then the girl I was with, her brother was there in the crib. It was in her house. Whatever the guy come her brother, there's like a fucking major he trying to stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me. I just just quiet like these men be. When when a woman always a man, always sensed with somebody with a big dick, there was a big dick sensor all

did learns a man. So it happened to me too. So there's average obviously a regular dick sense. He always tell I always tell myers like I ain't got no big dick. I ain't gonna little bit my dick. Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get you in the playoffs. I can't win no titles. We can't beat the Lakers with this dick, but I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that. You got the Clippers dick. I actually just did a paper you event um.

I did a celebrity boxing match with Peter Guns and Yeah, we fought Atlantic City y'alls on the car for somebody else. Yeah. We uh, we headlined the card. Uh it was the co heir lines. It was me versus Peter and then Lamar hold him versus a card. So were the co headlines. And we just did the whole paper view ship. What the funk? How was that? Who wanted to fight? First of all? Yeah? But google that make so what I mean,

are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No. And the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's like my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know what I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship, and we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know, play around, giving a show for the people. This was the conversation. He literally like came to my room earlier that day and we was chilling. We even had a shot together. You know what I'm saying, Like we just

all right, cool. The fucking bell rings. As soon as I'm like okay, cool, I'm playing over like cash Clay ship. Peter just comes because he had Roy Jones Jr. Training them, So he just came with some slide moving just and I said, Wow, that really hurt. What kind of friend is this? It hit me hard, and I said, so I grabbed him in the first round. I said, Peter, you want to fight? That's it because we have to fight and you're hitting me hard. And he said, Yo, Cisco,

let's just fight, bro damn ship. So now we're fighting, you know what I mean? Like for real? You know, but it was a dope spirit. How much did you make? Did you know? Nothing? It was the fucking So here's the deal with paper. You gotta push the faith for free. I got well, I mean no, I mean I didn't work for free. But it wasn't it wasn't great money. Let's just say that wasn't great money. And let's just say this, the pay per view game is really fucking funny.

Like you really gotta be on top of that ship because what it is is it's recoupable. Look at all the expenses that put into those those box and mess all those events. So they gotta get all that ship back first the promotion company, and then you'll get the percentage off of whatever the profits are, you know. So so you gotta hype them up, do all that all that you do, all that ship. You know, Um, I enjoyed it for the experience, you know, matter, It was a good a good time. We you know, we had

some fun with it. But what I do that should again? But I like different strokes, different strokes to the world. Everybody got a special kind of story. Anybody's let me say it don't matter when it was them, the different strokes to the world, Mike, after different strokes, listen to this, after different song, they're gonna find a lasso against you. After difference. Its facts of life, the facts of life, the facts of life, it's effects of life. Take the good,

take the bad. That's right, motherfucker's How about the jevansis moving up? Now up thru eas you finally got a piece up the pie, Mike, Can you say the next Friday again? For defense? When you walk into the door of the d C Place? What is this? This is why I can't get chicky with this ship? Where's your money that I pick? Motherfucker? You look at that playhead. I was so many ship, I'm no darn received kiss my eyes? So what oh ship, please don't hit me.

I'm just a bit sneaker. You wait, wait, you don't wait, wait, wait, you don't even And I don't got no darn receipt, and I know darn receipt kiss my eye. So what you know, You're fucking try again, motherfucker, just my tooth, try to game, Try again. I go post on this motherfucker. Yeah, and is near. It's so I face the final curtain, my friends, I'll see clear. I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I traveled each and every high way and more much more

in this. I did it my way. Regrets I've had a few, but then again, too fe to mention. I did what I had to do. I saw it through without EXE. I plan each charting course, each careful step along the bye way, and more much more than this. I needed it my way. Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew when I bit off both than I could you. But through when there were doubts, I ate it up in a spinning it out. I've faced it out and tall and my way. What has a gun not?

I'm so I think this is the wrong one. This is the German version, Michael. I got the German version, and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious, no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and Boys the Man not on their prime like now when they say thank you all for joining us. See you another episode of podcast. Michael Blackson chiness best friend. Thanks for listening,

you mother sockers. You learn a lot today, Michael Blocks, what don I learned that you should be be honest to everything, So starting tomorrow and be honest to my talks attorney. Thank you? What us your guys