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I think, not the SAG Awards. Definitely the Emmys, but I watched them from home. Now, if I watched them at all, I went from like attending and getting gussied up way back when before kids, and like, oh god, it's been all day and have stylists and you just look like dress the nines and you go to these after parties and it was all about going and who you would see and who would see you and all of that. Then I went to like having parties at home and just like watching the award shows on TV

with my friends and cooking and stuff. And then I went to like Okay, Now I'm just gonna watch the Red Carpet and see the dresses. And now I hate to admit it, I think I look online on social media and just get a rundown. Who won call it a day? God, I'm old. Anyway, it brings to mind my very first Academy Award after party that I went to, and oh, I remember this like it was just yesterday. And my best friend, my gusband, Moron, will never forget this.

Sorry Moran. Anyway, I was seventeen, so that would be like nineteen ninety two, I thank you. Uh no, nineteen ninety nine one. I graduate, Yeah, nineteen ninety just start at NIO two and oh, so like nyotwo and oh was taken off, and I was like, you know, teen sensation, it was a big deal. But I still was like, you know, you know those movies where it's like student by day hooker by night. I don't know why I'm saying that. Oh. In fact, I did a TV movie

called co Ed Call Girl. Yeah, but I was like living the dream like student by day, because I always when I started NIO two and O, I was sixteen when it started. Well, Moon did the pilot and started production.

I think like almost seventeen. But the deal was my mom and dad really wanted me to stay in high school, so I was like full time, like I was a student, full time actor, like going back and forth and you know, and then on weekends like being like, you know, a teen, but I was having like my teen parties, like house parties with my friends, you know, in the valley. And then I was going, you know, on other nights to

like Academy award after parties. So it was like living such a two dimensional life of like a teen like Hollywood star and then a regular teen somehow making it all work. Oh fun times. I remember I got invited to this big after party and it was at I want to say, I want to say I always remember, but no, no, no, no, you know where it was. Where was?

I think it was at the Bolage Hotel, which I ironically is where we always filled nine o two to zero scenes for like Dylan's you know, well culor Rebad where Donna was in the red leather like jacket and hot pants and caught her mom cheating. But also it's where Dylan McKay lived. So this party was an after party after well, not like an after party and going on many years after that, going to like the big after parties. I then realized that this was not a

huge one, but it was my first one. I was excited, and you could actually go and watch the Oscars, so it's not really an after party. And I talked my best friend Maran into going, and we had school the next day. It was on a Sunday night. I wasn't filming nine on one O. The next day we had school and he had a curfew and we had to go and he had school and I didn't. I don't know,

but I'm like, please we go with me. I was invited, and I probably talked it up to make it sound much more exciting than it was, as I do because I'm a good storyteller and can talk anyone into anything. It's talent. But I said to him like, oh my gosh, you know, it's the Academy Awards and they're gonna, you know, screen it there. And in my mind though, and it's not like I made it something. It wasn't. I didn't know, and I thought like, okay, it's at this big famous

hotel and they said it was catered. You know, it was catered and they had like bars, even though we were too young for that, and it was decors and you know, they were screening it. So in my mind, I'm like, we're gonna go to this hotel. It's gonna be this massive production. It's gonna be like I'm thinking

Wolf game Puck. You know, even though he's carrying the oscars, why would he do this like after party slash not the after party screener party, which means no big stars go to that, because you're at the Academy Awards and go to the after party afterwards. AnyWho, I thought it was gonna be like big screens and we'll watch it. So Moran and I get all gussied up and so like I'm all talking black tie because I you know, even then I knew like, okay, I'm not going to

the Academy Awards. I'm going to something else. So I think it was like, you know, I wore like cocktail and morn dressed nice and like we went and we were two teens like totally displaced, like walking into the hotel and here's the thing when you're going to what you think is a big party and it's like you know, in the industry, which means there's press and everything no to oneself, like I should have known walking in when I walked to the hotel and there's like no press outside.

We had to like it was like wandering through those halls where you're like hello, anything, anyone, We're lost. We can't find it, like nobody's there. We like couldn't find it. We finally find a room which was like a conference room, just saying and opened the door and it was catered

like there was like a couple. It had some high tops, like some cocktail tables, very nice linens, Okay, I'll give it that, some flaurels in the middle, and then they had like you know, stations not plural, like a station. I don't know. I always get excited when there's like a seafood tower. I think that was there. Fine, some plates.

There was some like hot or dirvs. I'm not sure if there was like waiters doing past apps like I think it was stationary like feed yourself again, not highbrow, but you know my I think I had my first publicist on nine O two one zero. This is how you know, fake it till you make it. In this was like a big deal. So I feel like I had just started on to and oh, it was just kind of blowing up. And it was definitely like the invites were coming in. I had a publicist, which I

didn't know this world. Well, I knew the world because of my dad. And my dad, you know, he had a publicist. He obviously got invited to huge, massive parties, and it was a big deal watching it from that perspective growing up. But here I am kind of trying to separate myself from my dad, like always been Aaron Spelling's daughter. Nine o two and zero was taking off.

I'm becoming like a star in my own right. And you know, I remember my dad being like, you need a publicist, And so I got a publicist, and I was starting to get invites given you know, I'm only seventeen, so it wasn't like I was going to these like crazy out Hollywood like invites. But this was definitely like my first invite to something that in my opinion, I

was like, Oh, it's massive. It's the Academy Awards, you know, in Hollywood or even just growing up in La or any any little girl that lives anywhere, like the Academy Awards, Oscars, Like that's big time. That's like a dream. And to be invited to my first party, I was like it was huge. I don't remember about my other co stars what they were invited to. I'm sure every we were at that point where we were suddenly the it kids, but like it was like one step before the kids.

We were like it was a lowercase I, which you know, in like six months to a year later, we were it with a capital IE. So it was just all kind of rolling in. So to get that invitation and gosh, this is back before you know you got formal invitations. You didn't get like inn the email, see the invitation, Like it was just like a call that you got like hey, we have this opportunity for you. You've been invited and would you like to attend? Hell yeah. So to me, I was like, oh my gosh, this is

super exciting. So I went in there with like my eyes just wide, like being that. I know everyone's like, well, you grew up in Hollywood, like you know, your dad's uber famous. But for me again, like I still had that like little girl and me, like my friends. I had my nine o two and zero famous friends and then I had my group of friends that you know,

they would be like they weren't in the industry. The normal I had normal and then I had my like Hollywood life, so back then, like that was before Like I never, you, guys, I've always been into fashion since I was young, and my mom super amazing at fashion, so I grew up always loving it and kind of doing my own jam. I never was the stylist girl, like I never. Not that I haven't had stylists. I

definitely have an amazing ones that I've worked with. But whereas most people wanted to have a stylist even back then, I think it wasn't as prolific then as it is now. But anyway, I definitely probably not probably I know styled myself for sure, and I definitely went to the mall. And I want to say, like, I was always a girl that went like high low and at the time I probably do you were contempo casuals. I'm really dating myself. Okay,

So there used to be a store in the mall. Specifically, I typically shopped at the Beverly Center, which became the Beverly Connection, which is definitely I don't know what it is now losy Aaga and Beverly Boulevard, in La. It's a big like shopping mall. Back then it was like the bomb, Like it was like where everybody went, and contempo casuals they had them everywhere. It was Oh okay, I'm gonna break it down. So contempo casuals back then was what forever twenty one is now. Yeah, dead on.

So I definitely probably got an outfit from there or Spree. Do you remember Spree? Nobody does? Oh my gosh, you guys, this is so sad. Anyway, so I probably got a little dress from there and then like paired it with like something high end, like, oh god, I was really into. They weren't called booties back then, you know how they had like cowboy boots, but it would have like no heel remember those. It wasn't just boots. You would have the front of like a really like trend like chiic shoe,

and then there was just no back to it. It was like a mule a mule. Oh real suck, don't they. I mean I've really.

them like nobody's business. But for this, no, no, no, I remember, and I wore Hosary back then, and like for a seventeen year old girl like Hosary, I don't know, they were thick, they were they had sheen to them and not needed like I didn't need hose. Like back then, I had like great legs, so like I don't even know. It was just it was the time period and they

would always have too much of a sheene. And I always like looking back at photos, it was like one shade, two lights, so it just like picked up that light and you're like, oh, what did I wear that? But I probably had uh in chunky heels were in then with like a strap two strap, so I probably had shoes like that. And then like a high end like jacket or something I was just starting to get into,

like oh high and low and or like a cute bag. Anyway, I'm sure I did my own hair and makeup because like I was just starting, so it wasn't a thing. Like I didn't know to like get glammed. That wasn't a thing anyway. So Moron and I back too. We walk in and like we're like hello, hello, conference room. Okay, single station, no waiters, like and then there's, uh, there's a bar, so you know, we're oh in like TVs.

You guys, they had like TVs and places and people were like just seeing there watching or standing and it was just like, oh my god, this ain't glamorous. The hell is going on? And then and here we are. He's sixteen, he's a year younger. He always loves to remind me of that. So he's sixteen, I'm seventeen. We can't drink, so we're like at the bar, you know,

having but want to feel like fit in. So like everyone's having champagne and so we're having like Martinellie's like sparkling cider, but like put in the nice glass and yeah, even have nice glasses. It was like plastic, guys. It wasn't even glass. We're the champagne glasses. Anyway, We're hanging out and then we saw some younger people come in.

I was like, okay, cool and definitely like I was saying, like, oh, I recognize him, I recognized her, and there were people from other shows, so I didn't feel like I totally didn't fit in anyway. We watch the Academy Awards and you know, let's face it, seventeen. It was like kind of I'm I'm in a convention basically, you know, like in movies you see people go and I don't know, like if they served dinner there, it'd be like do

you want the chicken or the zimmon? And it's like dry, so you get neither and you're like, oh, let's have the veggies. That's a lie ttatoes. Potatoes are always good, you can't go wrong. But yeah, it wasn't a good look. And the whole night Morom was just like I can't

believe you dragged me here. And then he's like, okay, we got to go soon, like and I think they had like one house photographer, that's how low rent it was, and the house photographers like Tori over here and I was like, yes, my big moment, like took a picture and like that was never serviced anywhere to any magazine or anything. But anyway, I didn't catch eyes with this cue boy that I recognize, but he was with like

the group. Oh there's some other like teen kids there that ran my circle, not circle like we all had, like you know, famous TV shows and the thing. And caught eyes with him. He made his way over and he was like hey, and I was like hey, and he was like, my friends and I were going to go back and like hang out and like listen to some music, and you know, just like do you guys want to go? And Ron's like, we gotta go. I have school in the morning, and I was like please,

please please. Yeah, So I made Moran go and they these boys I remember so probably a little bit older than us, I'm guessing because they bought his Bartles and James. You heard Bartles and James. I love the strawberry one.

I'm like dating myself, you guys. It was like the nineties version of White Claw, but it was in a bottle with like a twist top and it was called Bartles and James, which you lost me at that, but like it was like the fruit flavored and like the alcohol and the content was super low, but like you know, when you're young and you drink it, you're like, ah, I don't know, a placebo effect or you're just young, and like I probably didn't eat because I was like, yeah,

didn't eat at that little one station that had like a few like unfrozen meatballs and a seafood tower that terrified me anyway, although I love a good seafood tower, but not at like this place anyway. And I get nervous to eat in front of people, especially there was a cute boy there, So I probably didn't eat it all so empty stomach. Bartles and James and here's the thing, Like we're gonna go to my friend's pad, you know.

That was the thing, and like Moron and I Beverly Hills kids drove out of our comfort zone like we were like in the Hollywood Hills and somewhere, and it was like, no, you know, white you guys. I just totally glamified that story. It wasn't It was freaking Burbank, you guys. It was Burbank. And then it was in the nineties and he's like, yeah, my pet, my friend's pass this cool house. It like wasn't a house, it was like a town home and it was like on

the second floor like whatever. It was just like and I'm pretty sure they like rented a room anyway. I don't really know because I never went inside because like he came out and he was like here you guys, and we just like drank Bartles and James. Like. I was like, I thought we were going to listen to music, which back then not a music girl, like I did not want to and Moron was like, oh my god, like totally sheet gay. He was like, are you kidding me?

Where we are? Like this is like crazy. He's like yeah. Anyway, he was like, okay, we're not getting out of my car. And I forgot to mention that Moron had just gotten his first car. So he had turned sixteen year younger and he got a green BMW which is a very fancy car. And I still like say to him to this day, like why green, like and it wasn't just a green, it was like a green teal, very into colors. It was I don't know it was, it was something,

but he had just gotten it. So his birthday is late September and this is oscar, so it's March brand new. It is spanking new. I don't even think other than school. He had even gone out at night with it because we were young. But he takes me. We're in it, he's driving, I'm in the passenger. He didn't drink, and he was like you can drink because he had to go to school and he was driving very always been

very like on points. So I drank and I remember sitting in his passenger sy and like these boys arely hanging out and they were like walking around smoking, handing me Bartles and James, which I was trying to fit in, like drinking them and uh. And then marn saved my life that night because then the boy was like okay, hey, and I can't ra if I kissed him. I totally kissed him. Uh, and he was like, okay, why are you come inside? Like we're gonna now, we're gonna go

upstairs and listen to music. And Maron's like she's going home and I was like, what are you talking about? I just want to stay. He hates this side of me because this is when oh, my alter ego, Terry she comes out. I just remembered this was Terry's oh my gosh, not initiation like coming out party, but what does like a girl have like a coronation when she's like introduced to society. Nope, not that. So it was my King Sinara, you guys anyway presented to society introducing Terry.

I never knew when she started, Like when she first came out, I just put all the pieces together, you guys, and it's cathartic. It's like therapy. So now I know when this bitch was released. And oh my god, So I was seventeen when she was released. Wow, love it. So Terry came out and I'm like, I'm not going anywhere. Terry has a voice like that, and Maron's like, you're totally going and this guy was like, she's not going anywhere. Did you hear like she wants to come. We're gonna

like play music. My friend has a band, and thank god for Wrong's. I don't know what would have happened to me, total virgin at the time. So like that's bad news. Being not that these boys had any mal intent. I'm just saying, you can never be too safe. So he stole me away from this boy that could have gone on to be my boyfriend, could have gone on to be my husband or an ex. I don't know who knows. So he put his foot down and he said, we're going now. So he takes me and at this

point we're like in Burbank. We're like way up in the Burbank Hills. Is that a thing, you guys? Bourbank Kills? Don't you know? Where it gets windy? Hollywood? Like it's near like the overpass, and it's like you're kind of in North Hollywood, but you're kind of in Burbank, not Burbank. I'm close, do you know what I'm talking about? You guys. Definitely in the hills. I'm gonna tell you why. Because it was windy as buck and so Maron's like, we're going and I was like okay, and anyway, I'm sure

I was like slouched over. I drank too much. Shouldn't have been drinking at seventeen. He's taking me home. All I wanted to do was stay with the boy because I was like, oh my god, he could wearar my future husband. And we're driving it's windy. Moron's like so mad at me because he's like, oh my god, I just got my license recently. Like it's super dark out and by the way, I forgot to mention as well. I had a curfew. I was starring on nine O two one. Oh, I was a huge teen star and

I still had a curfew. I oh, and always earlier than everyone else. So screw that Moron had to be at school. I had my curfew. And it's probably like eleven thirty. Oh my god, I'm such a dork, imagine, And I'm not kidding even at eighteen, at eighteen, like I moved out at eighteen, almost nineteen, but before that, I had a curfew then, and like everybody was going to like the huge places, and my mom would be like,

you be home by one. I'm like one, and she's like yeah, I'm like okay, and I was like eighteen, but I'm lying it was twelve thirty. I was just embarrassed and trying to make myself sound cool. Okay, So uh, I had my curfew. Maron had to be at school. I had drank too many Bartles and James Lightweight. It was like three percent alcohol, maybe two point five, and I had too many. I probably had like half of one,

let's be realistic. And I hadn't eaten. Okay. So he's like driving and he's like, I'm so mad at you. Where are we We're like way up in the hills and it was like right there, but he's driving, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm getting carsick. I'm drunk, and long story short. As we get down to the bottom of the hill, I go, I don't feel so good, and I promptly puke everywhere. Bartles and James strawberry cream for days, all over Moron's brand new BMW that he

had just gotten. I puke everywhere, And I mean it's the type where you're just like, I don't feel good. I don't feel good, and it's like no time to even like roll down the window. You like turn and you're like thinking of rolling down the window with a finger and it just like projectile onto the window and then you turn around horrified and you slap your hand over your mouth. But it's like oozing out between your fingers and it's just everywhere. Oh he's such a good friend.

He gets me home, he kept going. He got me home. I made curfew, by the way, winning. Oh he is so mortified. I'm in my cute dress. He's in like his first suit. Nah, he would never wear a suit. He was dressing something nice though. I know that for a fact. Puke all over me, puke all over him, puke all over his new car, all over and I think he had like a cream leather. Oh my god, it was light colored. Maybe maybe beige. Yeah, beige isn't pretty. And I couldn't walk. So he carries me. Oh, such

a gentleman. He carries me, all both of us covered in puke, carries me, and the security from my parents' house walks out. And he said he couldn't he was so embarrassed. He couldn't even speak a word. And security comes out, My mom comes out. He looks at her, She looks at him, and she just nods, and he just nods and he hands me over to my security guard and the rest is history. Yeah, carried me up. Here's the worst part. I was so embarrassed. It was

my best friend. The whole world still is. I didn't call him for two weeks. He said he got home and his parents he didn't even sell me out. His parents were like, what happened. He's like, someone was in my car. I don't know, like threw up every where. They had to have a detailed I know he's from a very nice family, Like you didn't even take it somewhere they had someone come and detail it. He's like,

that smell I don't think ever came out. Okay, fine, maybe I did have a couple of shrimps from the seafood tower because whatever he said, the smell never came out. But two weeks we still talk about it. He's like, I can't believe you just ghosted me, Like you ruined my car, like mortified me. Like I was so embarrassed in front of your mom, and like I had to do the like hand off, like hand it me over like a like a bag of potatoes. I was like, oh my gosh. And then I just didn't calm for

two weeks. I was like, I'm so I can't deal with confrontation. I was so embarrassed. It was easier just to not contact him. Anyway. We got past it. I got ground a big TV start, going to an Academy Awards party, well Pseudo one, and I got grounded. Yeah, eleven thirty curfew and I got grounded except for work in school. Yeah. I was grounded for like a month. Not okay, So, been to the Emmys, Golden Globes, MTB Movie Awards, what else, American Music Awards, what else was there?

There was two BILLI billboard. Yeah, that was a biggie. MTV was a little daunting. I remember that you sat in like theater seats, so it wasn't like you got schmooze. And afterwards it was cool. I mean the globes was cool just because everyone like, yeah, even if I couldn't like legally drink and wasn't drinking, everyone else like if they could drink, we're just like freer and happier, and like we would see each other backstage we're presenting, and it just wasn't I got nervous.

Awards or the American Music Awards. So it was during the phase where I had platinum hair and I had like the corkscrew curls, very like Drew Berry Moore, thin eyebrows, big dark lips, and this was one I got styled for. And I had this like light blue, kind of shimmery see through almost like a suit. So it was like a blouse of sorts, a top one button or two buttons, and then the rest was kind of open, so I

still had my belly showing and then like pants. And at the time it was like I was all about like tight dresses and everything, so I was trying to try something new and a stylus had been like, oh, this will look great. So I was styled for this glam for this, and I guess we didn't take into consideration that it was like see through. And yeah, I was dating Patrick muldoon at the time, who was had we done a TV movie together, but he went with

me was my dates. I was super excited about that, and I remember doing the press and like as soon as the flashes went off, I could hear everybody like chit chattering, and of course I'm like, oh, what what are they looking at? So not my good side? Oh god, turn to the right side, my left side, my quote unquote right side, my good side. But it's my left side. No, no, it's my right side. Turn to the left anyway, I digress.

I could hear like all because it's a sea like and it was the red carpet for it, and I was a presenter, so it was a big deal. And I just remember like this, I'm looking up flashes everywhere. I couldn't even see the sea of paparazzi and like levels of them, and I could just hear people be like, oh my god. And my publicist like swooped in and was like whispered, like, wait, we have to like she took me off, and U yeah, you could either see through my top or at a nip slip. We can

google it pretty sure. I thought it was like, I don't think I wore a bra and there it was back before like you put on like the nip cover ups. So I think you could just literally see it. Oh, I know what it was. So I think I had just gotten my boob job a little bit before that. So they were very like perkying out there and hard and didn't fall, and I the top was cut open in a way that if I turned you could just see all through like the entire side of the boom.

It was like side boom. That's what it was. And my publicist was very like wanted to get me seeing a different light and not just like you know, teen platinum and I played the Virgin on TV, even though I wore belly shirts for days, which is weird. But yeah, it's all coming back to me now, I'll coming back

to me. No, say, yeah, that's what it was. So the photos that are online probably she had me adjust or something, but they were getting some angles because you know paparazzi, they were at all different angles and they're trying to get the shot they want that shot that's not the good shot, and any any kind of wind or anything, nothing was coming right up. So it just you could see. It's maybe the ones that are online now they didn't go out. The other ones I maybe

she killed them. You could see from certain angles through that shirt you could see the entire boot. She had to readjust me, literally, she readjusted me. We stopped the press line, I went backstage, and then uh, I was good to go with some like scotch tape bundle bundled up under there or something maybe another button. Oh you know what it was, Uh, the award show. Someone backstage they did a quick fix, like in wardrobe. They came out and sewed it up a little bit longer, and

then I presented and moved on. Yeah, that was a wardrobe malfunction that day. So that's my first awards party and it was it didn't have a happy ending for moron. Uh. It was sadly not my last interaction with Bartles and James. And then I told you my most infamous wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet. This is why I love doing this podcast for you guys, because as I start to talk about one thing, I remember things that I'm like, oh my god, and then this happened. So I'm glad

you guys go on this wild ride with me. So today I discovered for the first time the origin of my alter ego, Terry. You're welcome. I have to talk about Terry Moore. God, she loves pissing implants. Anyway, I'll save that. My first award show party and my first nip slip goes were the days You're welcome,