This is the BBC. This podcast is supported by advertising outside the UK. Hello! Wow! Look at this room! I actually noticed the chat. I thought it was going to be that wallpaper that I noticed, but this fucking chat is just so nice. It's sort of like a big brother diary room energy now. Oh my god! That's only because you're sitting like that, of course, naked.
Right, it does feel like you're about to share something, quite intimate with me. Hopefully the chat brings that energy. I just can't deal with it anymore. I miss my mum. I miss my kids. Classic diary entry. I've been to your house more recently than you, and you're finally back at home, and finally the office is done. I know what you mean, Nux. When I got to your house, I was like, oh, she is doing Miss Me right from the room next to the kitchen.
So I get why you wanted to bring it all up here. And it looks lovely, Lille. Great to be here in New York. Tell us about the room. This is a podcast. Clips will be shown, but, you know, how do you describe what's going on in this room? I mean, I don't really know how you describe it. It's just got some sort of mental wallpaper from this French wallpaper company that I'm very fond of, called Zuber.
And then my bookshelf with some books and things on it. And a couple of pictures down here that one is done by Marnie, my daughter. A frog. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. That blue and yellow one. Lovely money. And then some old stills of me from a photo shoot. Yeah. And there are going to be more things in frames up on the walls, but because the wallpaper is so expensive, I don't want to put them up myself and ruin everything.
So I'm going to wait for a professional to come and do all of that fair enough. And then my Eames chair, which, you know, is a design classic, which I've had re-outholsted in like a nice time. And I like the pick tiger and not leopard print. The entire basement of my house, as you know, is tiger skin. So it kind of like, you know, brings the top of the house and the bottom of the house together.
Yeah. In a way. Yeah. Namely was here yesterday and she said, oh, because, um, cousin Sasha posted about when we saved at your house, she was like, is that a full tiger skin room? And I was like, is that the scene room? I said, no, it's just the TV room. She's like, that's like so fucking cool. So yeah, I guess it's really cool. It is really nice tiger. And then my little fatty, priscilla's in the fire show.
Can you see her? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she is. Look, having a little lie down. I had to wrench myself away from that cap. But anyway, it wasn't easy getting home because I saw you last week. I had a lovely lunch in our old ends. That was nice. I looked walked through nothing hill. And then I didn't see you and then you were like, I'm off. And then all I could just see on certain groups on WhatsApp, which is some sort of hell that you were in.
Yeah. So, well, I went. I suffer from like travel anxiety anyway. And then, you know, I know that there were millions of people all over the world affected by the IT outage. Shout out Microsoft or proud suffer whatever the company's company's called. Shout out Microsoft. Yeah. Well, because it was their programs that went down, right? Yeah.
So it got to the airport. And there was just like the biggest queue that I've ever seen to check in. And we still had like sort of two and a half, three hours until our flight. But there was sort of like a rumor mill kind of like going around the, you know, the passenger line. And there wasn't much help from ground staff. And so everyone was just like, you know, just got to get in the queue. All the flights are going to be delayed because of the IT outage.
So we just sort of stayed in our queue. And then after two hours, we got to the front of the queue. And there was still an hour left to go until our flight. And the guy was like, yeah, sorry, they've closed the flight. And I was like, but I thought that all the flights were going to be delayed. And he was like, no, we're trying to keep them on schedule. And I was like, well, we've just been in the queue for like three hours.
And he was like, we'll have to rebook you on another flight. But we can't rebook because our systems are down. So you have to rebook by calling customer services. Oh, my God. It was a logistical nightmare. I wouldn't really have minded. I would have just gone home and, you know, waited out until it had all gone, you know, sort of blown over.
But my girls had to get to some account by Sunday. So this was Friday. So we're going to get to New York on Friday afternoon and then have a couple of days for them to do their washing because as we all know, I can't work a washing machine. That won't be you doing it. So we had that time planned. And then I was going to drive them up to Massachusetts on the Sunday. And yeah, so we did turn around.
We went back into London booked on another flight for 10 o'clock the next morning. And then I woke up at like five o'clock in the morning. And it said that our flight had been delayed until 10 o'clock that night.
We wouldn't have got into New York until Sunday morning. And I was just like, I just had bad feeling about it. I was like, I just don't think they're going to like get their shit together. We're not going to get there. And you would think, you know, it'd be all right for the girls to be a couple of days late for some account.
But the thing is, it isn't like that's when they do all of their like bonding and they meet all the people in their cabins. And that's when they kind of like form their friendship. So I really didn't want them to miss that first day.
So I booked us new flights on jet blue from Gatwick. I thought you were going to say you booked a private plane. I was like, incredible. No, you didn't take it there. Although my kids did say that. They were like, why don't we book a private plane? I was like, that would be your allowance until you're 95.
Who's getting that guys? I'm like, dream on. Okay, still quick thinking. You couldn't get on a flight until like Wednesday till New York. Everything was just booked up because everything was so backed up. So my genius travel agent mind of mine, I booked us a flight to Boston, which is closer to the girls summer camp and then David drove all of their trunks and everything up from here.
And I tried to do as much washing in Boston as we could. We may or may not have gone shopping and bought them a bunch of crap from Brandy Melville. Soft in the blow. They've been through hell. I got them there. I got them there on time. Come on. I got them there on time. That's a good mothering. It kind of was. I mean, I was very stressed. I don't know if I was very nice to them for the sort of two days. I was quite sort of snappy.
Because it was stressful like trying to get all these cases unloaded and stuff back into trunks in hotel rooms. And it was all like a bit of a nightmare. And then labeling none of the clothes were labeled. Everything had to be labeled. So I mean, David were up to like four o'clock in the morning. Camp labeling labeling all of their clothes. That's a nice bonnese experience for you though. Camp labeling.
Yeah, it was great. It's a real strong point of David's as you can imagine. I love it. Especially after his four and a half hour drive from New York to Boston with a bunch of trunks in the back of his car. We dropped the kids off and it was great. It was so sweet. It was so glad that we got them there on time. And then we left me and David left and we drove out. And as we drove out, I could see Ethel walking across this field with her arms and arms with like three other girls.
Oh my god. And I just burst into tears and I can't tell you. I cried for like 90 minutes. David was quite concerned about me. I was bereft. You're not even a really a cryer. I was like, I was so mean to them. I was so snappy. I didn't cuddle them for long enough. They don't have phones. I can't speak to them for a month. So they are gone.
Whoa. We can write letters to each other. That's it. So I can't call them. They can't call me. This might be quite good for you, Lille. It will be good. And it was transformative for them last year. They had such a great time. So I know that they'll enjoy it. But it was just... You know me. I'm like the packing queen. And I really pride myself on my organization skills and making sure that I was just so discombobulated. It was just not part of my plan. And yeah, it was a lot.
But quick thinking is very you. And I like the you just you fucking sold it and you got them there. And you didn't have to spend two nights in camp. No, I do have to do that. I have to do that in three weeks. Oh, that's still happening. I didn't realize there was such separation between kids and the parents with camp. I didn't know that it was like only contact through the written word. Yeah. It's very nice. Very old school.
I've already written them two letters. And David's written them letters. Oh, it's only been two days. No. It's okay. I think that was quite an emotional weekend for you. Oh my gosh. And I think you did really good. My vape got a good old jugging. Let me tell you. I bet it did. My mum hosted the proms this weekend. Oh wow. I know. And she's so fucking casual about it. She's like, then I've got work sat down.
And I was like, okay, what are you doing? She just wouldn't answer me. I was like, my mom, what are you doing? And she's like, oh my god. I'm hosting the proms. I was like, that's really quite a good answer. And then the theme was disco. Oh, so I decided to go. Okay. And yeah. Well, I didn't realize little that like disco is a real awakener for the sort of a quick and a middle classes actually.
I mean, the whole world, but whole completely packed and everyone on their feet dancing to like everybody day. Yeah, yeah. And this is actually really fun. And we were in like the pit where mom was doing all her like links for the show. She was actually like in the crowd. She's usually in the studio upstairs. So that was extra fun. It was like me, cousin, Suleiman, Garfield. What was everyone doing that dance? You mean this one? Like arm to hip, the electric slide one.
Yeah, that came up quite a lot the slide. But I was quite proud of my mom because we grew up just down the road, as you know. And I don't think we ever thought my mom would ever host something that I'll behold that size of mine three years in a row. And she did it so well because the thing about disco that she reminded me is that disco is a music genre that comes out of hardship to bring joy.
And she made sure that the hardship was talked about and discussed and where the culture that disco is actually born from. And not just like, whoa, Boni M. Like there is actually a story behind why disco had to be invented. And I just thought, God, my mom's a fucking great broadcaster because she just made sure that was threaded through but then also all the joy. But I did suddenly realize it about 11 o'clock. I was in the world that we all don't think to like like, you know,
now, Rogers and freak. I was like, OK, this is the so out. But I was very, very proud. And it was nice to see, you know, we were talking about men releasing their emotions through football. I felt like it was a real certain kind of person who probably isn't that free that often and doesn't feel that loose and open. And I felt like the whole room was reliving being 20 in the 70s or maybe 80s. So it was a really beautiful thing. I was really proud.
Sounds beautiful. Did she enjoy it? She had a really good time. I think she actually felt really proud of us. So she doesn't really take a look at the work she's doing too often. But I was like, Mom, that was a big deal. And she was like, yeah, it really was. Yeah, she's quite sort of like onto the next thing. Isn't she? She's like, right, that's down. What we're doing next.
I think exactly what she said to me the other day. She said to me the other day. I'm just like onto the next, onto the next. And I'm like, I think at 61 when you're doing these extraordinary things, you should really like take the time to go, OK, that was pretty amazing. Not living none of this shit we ever thought when Mom would imagine us sitting at home watching the faculty in McGregor Road
while your mum and Garfield were doing whatever knows next door. If someone said to me in 20 years time, you're going to be hosting the proms at Royal Aber Hall. I would not have to leave them. Do you know the comedian Peter Sarah Finnerwich? No, but let me google him. You'd know him if you saw a picture of him. Yeah. And he came over with his two children for dinner and I made Veal Saltymbokka with Rose Potatoes and lovely salads.
Oh my god, I love this guy. I love this guy. Is that David Sreb? Yes. He's English, you know. He's English, yeah, but he loves New York. And so they came over for dinner. I did my, you know, wifely duties. I made beautiful meal, which was, I was quite nervous about getting in the kitchen again, because I haven't been in the kitchen for a while.
So what was the meal? Veal was Saltymbokka. So it's like Veal Cutlets, which, you know, you bash them like thin and then you put a leaf of sage on top of each cutlet and wrap it in prosciutto. Oh gosh, we've been wanting to talk about tradwives. This would have been a really great intro. No, we are talking about tradwives together. I love that you're going to need us into tradwives for having slight tradwives behavior over the weekend.
If I was a tradwife, this would have been me. My husband and I got in from Boston from a four and a half hour drive. He invited some friends over for dinner and I went to the kitchen. No, no, no. Who told them you cannot have a personality? I assembled the meal by wrapping some prosciutto and tucked in some silver. I feel in the pan. I personally haven't seen this thing too much, right? And then I'd have refused to say trend. And then you said, I'm just what tradwives.
And I purposely haven't looked at it too much because I thought, let me tell me what that is from her point of view. But then you sent me one and I got it. I just understood completely like these few clues of like has to have a terrible voice over with absolutely no personality has to has to be about how you serve your family and your husband.
Like this won't mean when I say has to the content has to be your husband and children. And it seems like you don't do much but that. And it's really like over the top. I was like I woke up this morning and my husband didn't know what he wanted for breakfast. So I just made 17 different. With home made which I looked in the oven for 45 minutes. I then sliced 73 bananas in half because that's how my husband likes.
Stormis is a problem of that. In quarters because that's how my third oldest shot they've all got like seven kids. And they're like dressed in full Chanel looks like full makeup. You're like I think is on the face of it it's meant to be like I'm just really good at cooking. I want to share my recipes with you and I'm a home maker. But really what it is is just like look at how good I am at life and look how shit you are alive.
But the thing is it's a bit worrying because the common theme is I don't know like the purpose of serving your family. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's just like doing it in the most perfect way. So it's like you know she'll be there and like sort of full Chanel look and full makeup holding a baby while also like you know making custard from scratch. Yeah. And it's just sort of it's shaming.
Yes it's shaming and my point is more this that there is one sort of way to properly serve your husband and family which is like to cook everything everything they need and to wake up at the crack of dawn and check that your husband's okay and whatever he needs next. I feel like it's deeply problematic and could lead to some real bullshit occurring. Absolutely and also it's very important that there is not even a single way that you could detect any hysteria in my voice.
I'm the most calm and collected person. All of this is so easy for me. Yeah don't. You know what the one you sent me she's like a child isn't she like 24 the girl that married Nora. Nora Azaria. So Nora's one and then I saw a tried wife who has about nine kids and lives on a farm with her husband. I mean that's probably not that doesn't stand out that much in the tried wife crowd possibly. To be honest my favorite ones are the ones that like do it on a budget.
So it's like you know it's not glamorous it's like it's usually just like a you know a girl should be like how 23 year old mum feeds a family of five in under 17 dollars or something. And she just like takes a bunch of like frozen food and like trucks it into a pan. And then there's some other trips in the oven and it's like yes thank you thank you that makes me feel better. But Lily you are quite a no no I tried but you are a really good wonderful dedicated homemaker.
Like I mean that from someone who stayed in your house and I was like this is someone who's built a beautiful home for their family. And as you say make a Vilschen at club or when you feel the need. Salkinbocka when the urge takes you I don't think I'm a track wife but that's not what I'm saying. But yeah you know I do enjoy the domestic side of mine I find joy being you know here for my kids when they get out from school and I enjoy cooking like fresh healthy meals.
I love domestication. Me too. The neighborhood that I live in is really great because I haven't been to supermarkets since we've lived here. Everything on our you know little street at the end of our road there's like a little butchers and the cheese mongers and the bakers and a green grocers. And so I can get all of the different things that I need like daily. So I don't really do like a weekly shop. I just like get up in the morning I decide what my husband wants to eat.
Get up in the morning and go to my local food show. Gross chicken. You fucking drive life. Actually David is quite appreciative of the beautiful food you cook for him I think. He does this thing which is quite annoying which is like I've been making something for like five or six hours and he'll roll in and he'll be like how long's dinner and I'll be like about half an hour and then he'll just like take a massive lump of cheese out of the fridge and start chowing down on it.
Oh my god David come on that's just irritating. He will always eat the food that I make him but he's just a big fella you know he likes to eat but he as much as he appreciates you know the effort and what I'm making. I don't think he really notices it. It's just all petrol for him. Yeah it's fuel just shove it in his face. Shops it in the engine. Anyway my digress. Oh I said I'd dig this. Yeah oh oh there it is and I think that means it's time for a break.
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I wanted to know what you were thinking about it. Well, I mean, I think that like at the root of it, Gen Z is the first sort of like completely internet social media generation. And actually we all know how we feel when we're on social media. It's like terrified in the loan. So I think that, you know, it's probably a reaction to that feeling of like isolation and loneliness is that you need to label yourself as something that aligns you with others. It gives you some sort of identity.
But they're so fucking fleeting now. I identify as Brad. I don't know much about my Brad. I heard his words, Brad. I mean, as someone who really likes, I guess, normal clothes. One of the earlier cause that I heard was norm core. And I was like, oh shit, that sounds a little bit like what I were. Like I love a walking boot. I love a hiking trousers and windbreakers. Good jumpers. I like to dress like sort of Steven Spielberg at the weekends. I think I'm doing.
And that is quite norm core or God forbid, dad core. So that's my first memory of all this core shit. But tennis core, poor old tennis core, because I love tennis as you know, and I also love wearing a little, the cost tennis skirt. I love a little polo dress. Tennis core I read lasted like a month. And now it's like embarrassing to wear tennis clothes. And it's like this is what happens when something is built or nothing. When it's not based on anything, it goes so quickly.
You know, we're talking about punk being based in like actual pain and disparity and segregation. Yeah, what? So and we still talk about punk and see it's an important time. I don't think we'll be talking about tennis core in half an hour. No, but I think the sort of like labeling of I guess, you know, where you are, align yourself sort of stylistically is not really a new concept. I mean like there's always been like punk and mods and rockers and rockabilly and you know, whatever else.
Yeah, grunge. Yeah, I did call myself a grungeur. I have to say that's so embarrassing, but I guess I don't see what the difference is actually. I actually know because I guess again, because it felt like it was based in something real and not something. Something not real. I feel bad though, because it's like I'm just old and I wasn't brought up on just the internet.
But it does make me hark back to a time where if you were a grungeur, that meant that I actually lived it and I meant it and I felt it. I didn't just put a picture on Instagram and a checkered shirt once. Like I fucking believed what I was talking about. But then things did become like, naff, like you're saying that tennis core is like naff now.
Like I remember about, you know, sort of 10 or 15 years ago, there'd be like guys in their mid to late 30s who were still like dressing and looking like Paul Weller. And you'd be like, can you stop that now please? It's done. Oh, why? It's over. I just need to go. Do you remember when like men who like work, I guess they were like music producers or like creatives in West London, everyone was in jeans, dunks, night dunks, a blazer and like a trucker cap? Oh, fuck a duck that was a bad, so grim.
Oh, so bad look. But I just see these as bad looks rather than a genre of a time. Anyway, it made me think about, do you remember in the early northeast where it was completely acceptable to relaunch your career by pretending to be a lesbian? Yeah. Yeah. You never did it. Well done. You never did it. You know, I mean, I was trying to remember the act of first thing that came to mind, which not many of you may remember, or if you did, shout out to you.
Rachel Stevens, when she left us club, her video, obviously I was hosting potworn at the time, so I interviewed all these people and had to watch their videos and really, you know, research. And it was all like her and like bondage strips with all these women, sort of half-snogging her neck. And then there was Holly Valance, Kiss Kiss. You remember when it was like, I know her thing like star. Holly Valance, isn't she like a reform spokesperson now? Well, I actually think she is.
I would put money on it because she married Nick Candy, didn't she? Like the property developer. So if the lesbianism doesn't work, then you can always go into right wing politics. She knows how to wear a different hat, doesn't she? Look at that. She certainly does. Marga, the chameleon Holly Valance. But then like Britney Spears, Madonna and Christine Aguilera, like, oh, snogging on stage. It was like the way to say I'm edgy, but completely what?
Sort of blatantly bastardising, quick old Gerald. It's appropriating you. I don't think you'd be able to just say, I'm just doing it for the picture. I'm just trying to think whether I've done anything like that. If I never snogged a girl in a music video. Shit, let's check. Shit, let's just double check. Just double check. But do you understand what I'm saying? I do understand what you're saying.
It's kind of like, I suppose, if that was a label of the time, it has to be treated differently now than then I felt like you could just play around with whatever, even if you didn't really believe it. I suppose that sort of like a homosexuality in the mainstream was more shocking in those days. Now it's not so much because queer culture is so much a part of our culture. It's a generation. But I wonder what you could do now to sort of shock. I suppose maybe, yeah, right wing politics.
Yeah, I suppose that's the new way. So when I was in Boston, me and the girls were a bit jet lagged. So we woke up at like five o'clock in the morning and David was asleep in the room next door. And so we watched the Simone Biles documentary. Have you seen it? Yes. No, but it will go on my list right now. It was super interesting. I did not know about what had happened to her in the Japan 2020 Olympics because obviously it was in COVID. Right. So everyone was in isolation in the Olympic village.
They all had to travel over to Japan without their friends and their family. And Simone is very used to her mum being there. And her mum usually braids her hair for her and her friends there. And she in 2020 Olympics was feeling sort of like all out of kilter. And also because there was no spectators at the Olympics, they sort of lit the stadium in a way that she wasn't used to. And none of the Olympians were used to.
So when you're watching on the TV, it doesn't look like they're in a big empty stadium. And Simone went to do a couple of her vaults and lost herself like mid turn, right? And landed sort of funny. And she did it twice. And then she just said, right, that's it. I'm out. I'm done. And people turned on her. She made the decision. She made the decision. People turned on her because they thought, how can you do that to your teammates? Like everyone's flown all of this way.
And I had no idea that obviously Jimnastics is effing dangerous. But what makes an amazing Jimnast is like their sense of control and their sense of self when they're sort of mid-air doing those tumbles. They know exactly where they are and exactly what their body is doing in houseland. Anyway, so she got this thing that is called the twisties, right, which is when you do the thing, you jump and then you completely lose yourself like in the middle of it.
And don't know where you are when you're landing. And she was like, I could die if I keep doing this. Like I can land on my head rather than on my feet. Like her mind just like wasn't on her side at all.
But she had the presence of mine and what, you know, a lot of the coaches that were doing that, you know, the talking head stuff in this documentary was saying like, that is what makes her an incredible athlete is the that she even though you're on the world stage and it's something that you've been working towards for four years to be able to have done it just to have done two examples of, you know, what she had to do and to know my head's not in the right space.
I can't do this. This is dangerous. And to pull out is what makes her the fucking, you know, amazing athlete that she is. Yeah. I think she is the most successful athlete of all time. That's what they were saying in the documentary. Like she has one more gold medal than anybody else. She is, you know, they've like named moves after her. She is like so decorated. And what is she? 26? I think maybe 27 now.
Right. Okay. I didn't really know much about her, but I really warmed to her watching this documentary. I thought she was absolutely fucking amazing. And she of course will be in Paris at the Olympics. My mom loves her this week. Oh my god. My mom's going away. I just really forgot. Yeah, because the last series of great British menu, the theme was the Olympics. And my mom charmed some person from the Olympics and they invited her to the Olympics. And she's like, fucking going. I know.
Who does this woman think she is at the moment? Right. It's pretty cool. I'd like to go to the Olympics. Yeah. I'd rather go to the US Open. I've suddenly thought you were talking about golf then. I was like, really? You want to go to the US Open? Okay. No. No, no. No, no. Ten. I think we actually need to go back and talk about vaginas to just to set some things straight. Well, it's probably a good thing because you and I both need to sit down and study the anatomy of the vagina. So this is...
Yes, we do, actually, because there was a lot of vitriol, mate and anger. We were talking about waxing our vagina and out of many people, though, letting us know that we don't know anything about our anatomy. And that what we're really talking about is the vulva and the inside. Can I just interject for a second? I do know the anatomy of the vulva. I just don't really like the word vulva. I really don't know. I don't really like it all the time. I really do.
I feel like it's just my Vegee J, you know? That's what I like to call it. I think we got the short end of this straw with anatomical words for our parts. Because you've got like cock and dick and penis. These are all great names, great words. But I feel like I don't know. Stranger. Should we go through it? Wait, if you've got the diagram? I've got the diagram, yeah. Several different parts to the vagina.
There is of course the most important part as far as I'm concerned, the clitoris, which is right at the top on the outside. And then we have the outer lips, the labia majora. So that's labia. Then inside those ones is the labia menorah, which are the sort of, you know, the frillia bits. And then you have your bladder opening, your urethra. Yeah. And the vaginal opening. So is the vaginal opening the only part called vagina?
No, there's the vagina as the inside is the like, the, you know, where the magic happens sometimes. If you're really like the magic, I would say. Come on, let's not smut this out. This is academic. What is not written on here is the, that bit that links the butthole and the vaginal opening, which are the parrhypheum? I don't know. I've always called it the stink bridge. Really, even when, even when tending to it. Yeah, it's the stink bridge or sometimes that's called the gooch.
But yeah, I think it's called the perineum or something, the perineum. Oh yeah, the perineum, the area of skin between the vaginal opening and the anus. Look at you. Check me out. As someone who's never an anal sex, I definitely still remember that. I like the mom's pubis. That's the fatty rounded area overlying the pubic bone covered with pubic hair. My mom's pubis.
Well, as a kid, when I was a little bit used to say, in my body, I wouldn't say vagina, I don't know, I don't think I was saying the vulva, but I did just call it my body. I quite like that. So, should we do penis next week? Yeah, let's do penis next week. We properly apologise to anyone that was offended by our lack of anatomy knowledge. And we were actually waxing our mom's pubis. And we will get that right next time because our sex he does that sound. What's the fupa? I don't know.
It's an acronym for something. Oh. Fat upper pussy area. That's probably mom's pubis as well, isn't it? I think it might be the fatty upper pubic area. I don't think you know what you're talking about. It's the fat upper pussy area. And that's just... Yeah, okay. What is for you? Anyway, that was nice. I like going to Lily school. That was a wonderful episode of Miss Me. Yes. Shh. Sorry.
I'm a bit pre-menstrual, which I imagine is to do with my period, period, which will be happening around the... The vagina. You just taught you how. Oh, yeah, that's the vagina line. Okay. Okay. I will see you on Monday. I'll see you on Monday for a lesson, bitch. Where we're going to talk about back friends. Maybe you don't bring her. Okay. Are we great? I'm seeing. Good bye. Bye! Good bye. Bye. And then fade into nothing.
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