This week we cover the bold new idea of "Citizen Dismissal," the customer-service equivalent to a citizen's arrest put forward by humorist David Sedaris. Also: the stark reality of the North Pole under covid restrictions Listen to the Buttfest 2000 miniseries at http://patreon.com/streetfightradio Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Kal Marks - Nu Legs...
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 34 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alex gives updates on his Jeff Dunham driver helper, We cover the guy who's suing True the Vote to recoup the $2.5M he donated to prove voter fraud Also Joe Biden is lying about his broken foot, probably for some nefarious reason And listen to Buttfest 2000, The new Street Fight miniseries all about Butt Rock, co-hosted by Alex at http://www.patreon.com/streetfightradio...
Dec 04, 2020•6 min
This week, Abdul Malik (@SocialistRaptor) helps us explore the Canadian response to coronavirus lockdown--in this case a wealthy "Texas style" BBQ restauranteur and his fans literally fighting the cops to preserve his rights to keep dine-in service Also: a breakdown of Canada's conception of "the working class," Daily Wire Christmas ornaments, and doing ironic identity politics to own the libs Music: Cursed - Friends in the Music Business Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult an...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 20 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week starts with a montage of dudes rocking, giving way to an all-out assault on Thanksgiving.
Nov 26, 2020•6 min
This week we talk about the newest in an interminable line of Obama autobiographies, this one documenting the bad black people who voted for Trump and how "the long moral arc of history" is squared with his failures as president. Also, Harry Styles wears a dress and the right wing signals the end of humanity Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week Music: Crumb - Bones...
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week Chris Cabin from We Hate Movies joins us to discuss Paramount Network's original prestige drama Yellowstone, starring Kevin Costner as a wealthy rancher/business owner/politician/cop that we are somehow supposed to be rooting for. Filled with epic facebook bon mots and casual racism, Yellowstone dares to answer the question: what if a millionaire cowboy cop was also a troop?...
Nov 19, 2020•9 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: A deluge of boomers find their way onto Tony's response to Terrence K Williams A police chief posts too hard on Parler about [redacting] democrats and gets to retire and a Covid denier owns the libs so hard that God calls him home
Nov 12, 2020•9 min
This week we cover the results of the presidential election from every angle: Liberals doing race science to discredit Cuban voters The tragic demise of classic MDC subjects like Terrence K Williams, Candace Owens, and Adam Calhoun and, a new level of derangement from the MAGA facebook commentator Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: mewithoutYou - A Glass Can Only Spill What It Contains...
Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 33 min
This week we connect the Scorsese film Gangs of New York to the modern millennial conservatives who idolize its racist, nationalist antagonist, Bill The Butcher, and chat a little about Trump voters stirring up election mayhem. Music: The Cardigans - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to every previous bonus episode
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr 14 min
This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: A cop getting "cancelled" for promoting Trump over their loudspeakers Liberals voting on behalf of RBG (RIP) and an extended discussion about the future of the left, marginalized groups, and the resistance under both Trump and Biden Music: Listen to the new Moxiebeat album at https://cvltnation.com/moxiebeat-pop-sounds-lp-full-stream/ Preorder the album here: https://www.ethospine.com/product/moxiebeat_popsounds_pre-order/...
Nov 02, 2020•1 hr 38 min
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: cops warning the public that they're voting for Trump (complete with the most Minion Death Cult comments of all time), liberals voting for RBG, and which outcome will result in less death for average people.
Oct 29, 2020•7 min
This week with Jamie Peck (The Antifada , The Majority Report) we cover the wonderful facebook page “Dank Pro-Life Memes,” and attempt to pierce its woke attempt at anti-choice politics. Also: An Attitude Era wrestler has a second career as a right wing "anarchist" YouTuber... with sexy results. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes and access to all previous bonus content including audio versions of our YouTube l...
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr 37 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week. This week: we read an article in the American Conservative titled "My Fling With A Proud Boy," an astonishing, bewildering essay from a liberal writer about her series of dates with a mixed-race, vegan, buddhist Proud Boy. Also, a new police recruit gets flipped off and cussed at by New Hampshire residents, but not for the reason you think (being a cop)...
Oct 22, 2020•6 min
This week Bryan from Street Fight Radio helps us cover the Facebook boomer fever dream that is Five Finger Death Punch's new video for "Living The Dream." Filled with beloved standards like Tide Pods, Communistic Mask Guidelines, and Antifa as the literal dogs of the elite, Living the Dream is another butt rock / metalcore masterpiece from the Troopsiest band in the world. Support Street Fight Radio and hear their Shocktober and 100 Million Tons of Steel miniseries at https://www.patreon.com/str...
Oct 19, 2020•1 hr 38 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed in your podcast app with a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our Youtube livestreams. This week for Patrons we cover “Miguelifornia,” a versatile (white??) right wing musician creating everything from catchy anti-feces viral music videos to bewildering, melancholy, and patriotic tough-guy hardcore. Also, facebook reacts to SpaceX's surprise (lol) part...
Oct 15, 2020•7 min
This week we cover the bizarre story of a Pinkerton security guard hired by a Denver news team shooting and killing a far-right protestor after being hit and maced. The right wing reaction is an amazing mix of antifa-related conspiracy theory and a complete disavowal of Stand Your Ground mindset. Also, a razor-blade-lined Trump sign slices the hand of a municipal worker tasked with moving it, and Trump supporters howl with laughter where everyone can see them Support the show for $3.11/month at ...
Oct 12, 2020•1 hr 36 min
This week Trump gets coronavirus, conservatives try to cope, and liberal pundits chide us for laughing. Also, a former twitter CEO says companies need to do woke capitalism or get put up against the wall, further-right capitalists react, and it's all bad Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a premium feed of weekly bonus episodes, all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our livestreams. Music: Built to Spill - C.R.E.B....
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 28 min
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a private feed of weekly bonus episodes, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube livestreams. This week I read the alternative history "Rodham" -- a faux autobiography from the perspective of a Hillary Rodham who never married Bill Clinton A fawning depiction of the former first lady, Rodham contains depictions of graphic sex between Hillary and Bill, and, more confusingly, a stark eva...
Oct 03, 2020•6 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio version of our youtube livestreams This week we cover the ghastly debate between Biden and Trump, memorable moments from both, and the online response, including resistance sheriffs, Supreme Court Proud Boys, and armchair centrist-whisperers. Also, a Seattle man kills a goose during goose season, and local news wonders if Black...
Oct 01, 2020•9 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube live streams. This week we cover an important post in the Biden/Harris 2020 facebook group: What would Hillary say if Biden asked her to be on the supreme court? And, several large unions release a statement of intention to protest and strike on behalf of racial justice, and Fox News viewers remind us why unions are bad....
Sep 24, 2020•6 min
This week political cartoonist and artist Eli Valley joins us to discuss the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, the absolute heater of a Barack Obama portrait he unleashed on twitter last week, and the liberal response to both. Also, Ray J Politics' distinct posting style makes its way back onto the show with an invigorating, confusing screed about a possible Trump-approved Covid vaccine Support Eli Valley's work at https://www.patreon.com/elivalley Support the show for $3.11/mo...
Sep 22, 2020•1 hr 29 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube live-reads This week we examine a self-described Vegan Monk who has a bit of a bone to pick with the women in his Facebook friend suggestions Also, Joe Rogan offers to moderate a debate between the presidential candidates, and can you imagine if he or they smoked weed during the debate? A Babylon Bee article takes an e...
Sep 18, 2020•6 min
This week the Blocked Boys Stefan and John join us to explore the great white north, from their local JK Rowling Billboard, to the greasy Staten Island diaspora of Vancouver, to the smaller curling and racism-based economies of their fair land Also, the Canadian Armed Forces has an idea for recruiting women who may be squeamish about civilian casualties: tighter uniforms, referring to war medals as "bling," and promising that your brothers in arms will not assault you. Listen to Blocked Party wh...
Sep 15, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and audio versions of our youtube live-reads directly on your podcast app. This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was the kind of "stupid thing" we all do at 17 Also, in one of the more dystopian headlines this year, a woman arrested multiple times for opioid addiction "repays" the arresting officer by donating a kidney to him...
Sep 14, 2020•5 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week including full-format episodes and live readings directly in your podcast app at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Is it Left-wing romance? Right-wing satire? Discover a far more bewildering truth as we explore My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart
Sep 11, 2020•9 min
This week Nate Bethea of the What a Hell of a Way to Die and Trash Future podcasts joins us to discuss the Atlantic bombshell that Trump doesn't respect the troops, whether this will influence republican voters, and how this political tack is bringing out the worst in the Democratic party Also, Trump boats sink, possibly because of terrorism?? Support the show, get a bonus episode every week and audio from our youtube livestreams at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alexander will be ...
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, including access to all previous bonus episodes In deciding to detour from our normal programming and cover a meta-topic of the show, the 2011 Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry 3D, we discover what may be the most Facebook movie of all time, and the spiritual predecessor of the Qanon movement. Milton (Nicolas Cage) has escaped from hell, and he will stop at nothing to deliver justice to the sic...
Sep 06, 2020•13 min
This week we cover Barack Obama following in the footsteps of Democratic tradition by breaking the brief NBA strike in favor of liberal word salad so dense even Chomsky would have difficulty parsing it And, two female soldiers dance to WAP on tiktok, leading conservative commentators to wonder: do women deserve rights? Music: Blood Sweat & Tears - My Days Are Numbered Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week and access to all previous bonus episodes at http://patre...
Sep 01, 2020•1 hr 20 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week including access to all previous bonus eps at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult We open the show a bit loose this week before getting into our normal format, discussing the right wing vigilante violence in Wisconsin and how we can respond We also take a long hard look at Abby Johnson, RNC speaker, subject of the pro-life film "Unplanned," advocate for racial discrimination against her adopted mixed-race son, and the weird liber...
Aug 30, 2020•6 min
In our sequel to The Ballad of McB, we return to Florida's prodigal son Kevin McBride, diving into his newly released autobiography: Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist [sic] We read about the rise of feminism and decline of men, ushered in by feminist icons like Alanis Morissette, Nancy Grace, and OJ Simpson prosecutor Marcia Clark We also learn about the dangers of the LGBTQ movement and how it has led to an alarming increase in erectile dysfunction among men Visit http://youtube.com/miniondeathc...
Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 34 min
