Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week Scot of the Border Boss podcast joins us to discuss a wonderful intersection of previous MDC subjects, as Chris Gephart of Conservative Grounds and the Operation Flagdrop facebook group join forces to set a Guinness World Record for, uh, Most Boats. Also, Dolly Parton says Black Lives Matter, and Breitbart readers respond with "Of course they do, just not as much as white liv...
Aug 23, 2020•7 min
This week Kath Barbodoro of the What A Time To Be Alive and Lie, Cheat and Steal podcasts joins us to discuss Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's VP pick and the insufferable liberal response. Also, Minneapolis allows toplessness in parks, leading to a tidal wave of angry, horny racism in the comment section of World Net Daily. Support the show for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Jefferson Airplane - She Has Funny Cars...
Aug 16, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get access to over 100 hours of bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week a public school teacher expresses concerns about teaching classes over Zoom, specifically about conservative parents overreacting to his lessons, so they threaten to shoot him. Also: The NYT reports that Donald Trump would like to be on Mount Rushmore, something he has said publicly many times, but which is fake news, but isn't a bad idea now that you mention it! Co...
Aug 15, 2020•5 min
This week Jared Holt of Right Wing Watch and the SH!TPOST podcast joins us to discuss the sudden right wing focus on child trafficking and pedophilia as a counter narrative to the popular BLM and MeToo movements, the different subsets of the right wing and their specific reasons for employing this campaign, and how it's trickling into normie corners of social media Also, far right christians respond to Jerry Falwell Jr. stepping down as president of Liberty University over a risqué photo he post...
Aug 11, 2020•1 hr 28 min
Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a premium episode every week This week we cover the "Students For Life" embarrassing chalk protest in front of a Planned Parenthood, as all the forces of Fox News and facebook come to the aid of these extremely repulsive individuals. Also, the Coronavirus pandemic leaves millions of renters in economic straits, the liberals kick the crisis down the road, and the landlord class asks, "Can't we just take the doors off the ...
Aug 08, 2020•8 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the local news police propaganda machine in full effect as they report on the "59 injuries" sustained by police in Seattle, the worst of which is apparently a torn meniscus. Also, your usual confused and bloodthirsty local news comment section We also cover two very interesting threads in a local Coronavirus skeptic facebook group....
Aug 05, 2020•7 min
We join Jared Holt of the SH!TPOST podcast and Right Wing Watch to discuss Covid skepticism in the form of professionals like Alex Berenson and the more grassroots efforts of local facebook groups. Subscribe to SH!TPOST at www.shtpost.substack.com/subscribe
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Support the show for only $3/month at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a premium episode every week including access to all past premium episodes. This week we cover the right wing response to the murder of BLM protestor Garrett Foster and the way some are adopting liberal talking points in order to justify it Also, Don Lemon says "Admittedly, Jesus Christ was not perfect" on CNN, and front-facing cameras everywhere immediately begin fogging up....
Jul 29, 2020•6 min
This week we travel back to 2009, a time when you had to write and film an entire music video to mock black Democrats instead of just yelling the word SLAVE at them. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Victim is a rap song about "black victimhood" written by a white Breitbart and Project Veritas employee, performed entirely by black people. Filled with fake aave and whitebread aphorisms alike, this song will make you want to kill yourself. The music video features James O'Keefe as a background dancer in ...
Jul 21, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week for Patrons we're visiting Fauquier, Virginia, where the Sheriff's facebook page reported that a deputy had been struck and knocked unconscious by the occupants of a "black SUV," whipping their followers into a frenzy of vigilante fantasies The next day, they issued an update, informing followers that their previous report was incorrect, and the deputy in question had lied. We look at the responses s...
Jul 18, 2020•4 min
We're releasing the first half of this mega-sized Patreon episode for listeners. To hear the second half, subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month The US army office of inclusivity releases an email describing "MAGA" and "Columbus Day" as expressions of white supremacy, and the right wing loses their mind, decides to be racist, and kill white women. Enjoy! Music: Racetraitor - Curse
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 10 min
This week we watch Force of Nature, a film about a New York cop (Emile Hirsch) and retired Boston cop (Mel Gibson) tapping into their histories of abuse to take on cartel members in the middle of a category 5 Puerto Rican hurricane. This movie is racist in ways you can't even begin to imagine. Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 45 min
Support the show for only $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the reaction to the NFL announcement that they'll play Lift Every Voice and Sing, aka "The Black National Anthem" before Week 1 games. Most conservatives are predictably losing their minds, but a couple grifters realize they may have taken things too far. Also, the state of Rhode Island might change its name to Rhode Island, and this is only the beginning probably...
Jul 06, 2020•6 min
Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Texas realtors change their in-house terminology from "master bedroom" over "connections to slavery." We laugh about how dumb this is, but also, it's civil war time. And, a 2013 photo of the Seattle Jimi Hendrix statue being defaced goes viral, and facebook is forced to reckon with just how low BLM will go.
Jul 02, 2020•9 min
In the second deep-dive of our spotlight on important conservative women, we focus on Deanna Lorraine, former congressional challenger to Nancy Pelosi, author of the viral "TRUMP DRINKS WATER WITH ONE HAND!" tweet, conservative relationship counselor, and most importantly, podcaster. We cover the episode "How a Guy Approached me & kissed me on a PLANE! Bold Approach strategy to swipe" and learn her tips and tricks for getting kissed by a drunk Army Man on a plane flight to Dubai Support the ...
Jun 24, 2020•1 hr 8 min
In the first half of our two-part deep dive on important conservative women, we explore the history of a fictional brand character who first existed as a nesting doll of cartoonish racism, fake wikipedia articles that have cropped up on facebook in the wake of the decision to change the brand logo, and why conservatives are so loath to see it disappear. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Omar Rodriguez Lopez - To Kill A Chi Chi...
Jun 24, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week, including access to all previous episodes at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we spend some time on the crying McMuffin cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including: "CIVIL WAR!!!" "Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin maiden" "I spoke with my local McDonald's manager all about this" Also, Conservatives react to the recent ruling protecting gay and trans workers from being fired for their identity...
Jun 20, 2020•6 min
Unlocking this episode because it's got some important stuff and it's also funny. - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ (now CHOP), addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes clear why that's such a good idea. - Music: Mclusky - The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch...
Jun 15, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ, addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes clear why that's such a good idea....
Jun 12, 2020•8 min
This week we explore two very minion death cult topics: fake Antifa threats to visit rural American farms and kill livestock and violent, deranged responses to Minneapolis moving to disband their police department Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Gravediggaz - 1-800 SUICIDE
Jun 09, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: an EU ruling forces a grandmother to remove photos of her grandson from facebook and Krist Novoselic of Nirvana praises Tump's authoritarian response to national protests.
Jun 07, 2020•6 min
This week Nick of Means TV joins us to talk about Tonight We Riot, their new side-scrolling brawler about a leftist uprising against militarized police, and its oddly good timing for release. We read a snarky but grudgingly positive piece on the game from the National Review, and examine the unhinged and petulant comments section therein. Tonight We Riot is available now for Nintendo Switch and the Steam platform. Means TV is a new, worker-owned, anti-capitalist streaming service that you can an...
Jun 02, 2020•59 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: just a few thoughts and Bad Reactions to the protests in Minnesota before moving on to our main topics: A white woman tries to call her personal assassination squad on the black guy asking her to use a leash, and people are very upset about her treatment of the dog. Also, how come Skittles can do a gay pride candy coating but not a digital camo coating, for the troops Music: Torche - Kiss Me Dudely ...
May 29, 2020•5 min
Support the show and get a weekly premium episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we discuss Joe Biden's latest opinion about black people, the erosion of Democratic woke culture in the face of his campaign, and conservatives manage to be even more racist than the Democratic entitlement they are attempting to critique. Music: Oxbow - The Last Good Time
May 26, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Trump accuses Joe Scarborough of murder on twitter, so Nancy Pelosi fires back and accuses Trump of having "Doggy Doo" on his shoes. We look at the completely deranged responses from republicans and democrats alike, some of which are strikingly similar Also, Hobby Lobby is forced to forfeit the Gilgamesh Dream Tablet they probably purchased from Isis, and we get some amazing ruminations on religion, sexual ...
May 24, 2020•9 min
Support the show and get a premium episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Cait Raft (@CaitRaft) and Drew Spears (@DrewSpurs) from This Podcast Is Self-Care join us for a classic episode of Minion Death Cult, meaning that we discuss facebook death threats against a child. Isra Hirsi, daughter of Ilhan Omar, started a narrow but extremely deep firestorm when she called American troops "bitches" who support imperialism overseas (correct) Also, A college student writes an...
May 19, 2020•7 min
This week, we cover the Deplorable Facebook comedy special meant to take aim at SNL and discuss whether it was successful in its mission and We explore a Facebook televangelist's Three Prophetic Visions concerning Joe Biden and the future of our nation support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Haymaker - Fuck America
May 12, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: right-wing comment sections sound off on two of their own LARPing, would-be vigilantes getting captured by Venezuelan fisherman, including conspiracy theories, counterfactuals involving beloved fictional characters, and other entertaining rationalizations Also A dancer performs a pole routine for polish children, and Terrence K Williams cannot believe what he is seeing. WHERE ARE THE DADS?...
May 09, 2020•4 min
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: Liberals call for Chris Hayes' head as he becomes the first msnbc host to seriously cover the Tara Reade story and A viral, uplifting facebook video about a drunken cop totaling his cruiser into a semi trailer.
May 04, 2020•8 min
This week: Jennifer Albright of the Have You Seen This? podcast helps us address the conservative reaction to the disappearance of their beautiful native butter maiden and A Harvard essay about how home schooling is white supremacist causes white supremacist waves in the Daily Wire cement section Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Check our Jennifer's art at http://trickunicorn.com Music: Protomartyr - I Stare At Floors...
Apr 27, 2020•1 hr 40 min
