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S4: Ep. 10.5 The IG Catfish? Jaclyn part 2

Dec 15, 202321 minSeason 4Ep. 10
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This part 2 episode of The IG Catfish? Jaclyn our guest  ⁠Jaclyn⁠ who tells us about her Black and Italian mix. 


⁠Jaclyn⁠ tells us her sexual limit.  


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I just say about you. Oh Lord, oh Lord. So he would probably say that I'm wild, but I feel like we didn't work out because of our sexually. I'm more sexual than him. So I think he would probably say, I don't know, probably horrible things, probably think I'm a hoe, some crazy shit, I don't know, some thought ass activities used to tell me I used to do, but like, I really wasn't doing anything. About a host, a whole phase. Yeah, totally. I feel like everyone needs to go

through one. OK, what was it? What was it your greatest accomplishment in your whole phase? Oh wow. Definitely taking souls, for sure. Talking about them, I've got a soul no more but. Definitely taking souls. You really see, like, how people are not, like, sexually like, advanced. Like, they're really like some beginners out there that, like, you would never think like, I'm like, all right, Like I'm

nervous to touch you. But then I'm like, shit, like, I'm here being the more dominant one. Yeah, so. Be gentle. Yeah. No, I can't. I can't believe that. Like, choke me. Slap me. Oh. You light skin, you easily bruise. Not claw me. Yeah, claw me. God damn. Claw. I love it. Around. All right Little Claw. No, you said back in your whole phase. What's something that you think that you can share that that happened back in your whole phase? I definitely.

So I was with this kid my whole phase, definitely. I caught feelings, right? He caught feelings. I kind of fucked that up. I always fucked good things up. But I definitely took his soul. The first time I ever licked him, literally was shaking. The leg was above the ear, shaking. But not the Gooch. No. So like, here's the thing, here's the thing. I'm like, I'm like, no, I lick anything. Like I'll. So you ain't his ass. Totally. I won't get your tongue. I don't know. Can we see? OK.

That's the tongue that snatched his souls. Wow, I really do snatch Souls. It's all about your movement, OK? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Pause 'cause you eat ass but don't lick. Gooch. Yeah, a clean ass. Hold on. Clean. But the Gooch is right. There. Oh yeah. Totally but you. Have to do the No, I do. You have to do the whole thing. It's a whole movement. But I feel like that's why I had a one guy told me he was like, now I know why your ex was so

crazy about you. Because your head is so crazy. Oh, totally. So I'm like, all right, yeah, I already knew. That head game on fire. It is I would rather give head, sometimes even have sex, honestly. I would rather get head than have sex. See. Like me, it's like, it's whatever. I mean, I really don't need it, but I mean, if you're giving it, I mean, I love a good 6:00 to 9:00, but. 6 to 9. You know, whatever, whatever you want it, but I'd rather just

give head wherever. But can you successfully accomplish totally know because 910 women did like cheating or? No, you have. To like you have to go. Hard. Either chance. Some kind of way be giving a thigh job or something. Who? Knows you got a mount. Wow, you got to moan while you get your head like you really enjoy it. So you don't got those? Much work? No, totally. But I do like, I enjoy giving heads. So, like, I feel like I just take. Over. So you going in in the 69 like I

got him moaning like? Slob after slob, eyes be dripping. So like you, so you. Can Deep Throat. Totally yes. Not whatever you have. I really be soaking wet. All my things out there, could you, could you see your throat? Your throat my. Throat. I feel like I have a good throat. Thank you. I. Think out of me. I don't know I'm accent out but God damn God damn I'm a try now why? I think it's a perfect size. It is.

I'm telling you, and I feel like I had braces when I was like freshman year and my bracket was on the inside, so you really had to be careful. You didn't cut anybody. Damn. Yeah, that's good. I'm telling you, like people ask me how, like I'm good I'm. Like around and retain it how you suck Dick. No, it's like you had braces, so like the bracket either on the outside or inside, Maya was on the inside. So like, oh, like behind your. Teeth.

Yeah. So, like, you would literally like cut skin if you got somebody with it. That's great. Yeah. No, totally. Never have I ever slept with a Co worker. In a closet. In a closet? Damn. What? Must have been great. God do. In a closet. Wow. In a closet. Totally. That must have been a good flashback. It was. It was it was like, what do you need to fix? You know what I mean? Like you go in the closet, just bounce on top and then go back to doing what you're doing.

Any any funny sex stories? I feel like this one time I was having sex with this guy and he was on top of me and he was like, how were the tacos? And I was. Like the? Fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait. He actually had a tacos. What? Yeah, had tacos that night. Yeah, we did. He made it. No, he took me for them made. Him too. So he didn't make the tacos, but he actually how the tacos were. Yeah, but I didn't even care because I did curb right to the left.

So how's that Taco while I'm in New Taco? And I'm just like, I'm like, he was good. I'm like, what the fuck? Like what do you want me to say? Do you? Like this beef in your Taco? You're on top of me like, I'm like, OK, I'm like, all right. So then I'm like, I can't work like this, like it's like a job I had to give him head real. Quick and then and put him down, yeah. He starts shaking. He's like I need 5 minutes. I'm like, I'm going to bed.

Start doing the broke up most things out there that broke up. My part. Yeah, that shit was, Yeah, it was interesting. So you would say you're in control during sex? Yeah, totally. I think I'm a little shy in the beginning and I feel like people, but everyone feel that like why are you so nervous? But then once we get in the. Bed we do. This. But yeah, I go crazy because sometimes the guy is really unexperienced. That's like every time I have sex, I try to sex with the same

person. And then you test the limits, especially with HEAD, to see how far they could take it. Okay. So what's the for this right now? Did you go? Definitely eat ass. I feel like it's important. Wait, who I did was it? Was it? Yeah, I did. Was his. I did. Go for it, but I did. It's the. Limit. You better warn me first, don't know. I mean, I do like a little, you know, like a little like Lake Lake. No, no, no, no tell.

Me like slurping that. Tell me the game plan before we go into it. Doesn't. Don't, don't. Wanna play without bulls during the game? Exactly. Don't wanna play without me? Tell me the game plan before. Like, come on. That's a team effort. No, but like every time. I need a view film and all that. I need a playbook I. Don't see. Respectfully, you ain't shit. Respectfully, you ain't shit juice. I didn't have a complaint yet, so. Any other?

Do you agree with that? Just do it instead of talking to the person. What's that face for? You should have done up that drink hitting. My name Jeff Look. I like turtles. Not turtles, I'm telling you. My Mama said she inside. My mom said no, she's not home. Wow. That cheese. Take your time, baby. You know you're choking. Pardon. Me. And the first. Time. Sorry, what's one word? I'm not even high anymore. First of all, what's one word to describe getting head for you? Definitely.

What sloppy. And then I just gave head last night. So. What about your first time getting HEAD? Getting Oh my God, I was like, what the fuck is he doing? Like I. Don't was bad. I don't. It was, like, sloppy. Too much, too much tongue. Yeah, it was like, too much. It was all over the place. I'm like, first of all like pussy is cute. It's not big. Like, where are you going? Like he was going off track.

He hit the he. Was down, up, down, left, right, left, right, AB, AB. Do you mind like training guys? No teaching them. No, totally not. Because someone taught me I so go up with this kid. In 8th grade we used to meet at like a high school. No, not 8th grade. Okay. No. Like what was it like, junior? Year Junior Okay 9th she. Actually like it. Was there? One time, she said. What grade was? It I was not the kid she met up with. It was not me she met up with. No. No.

I honestly, I say like I did. That was in class. Because I was given hand and he was like, you know, I'm gonna tell you what I like. I'm like okay. Never had someone like stop me. What do you like a lot of four plays? Beginning when you started. Here you go. That she was crazy. And then and I used. To wasn't late with the heck. No it. Wasn't his day was beginning. What's? The technique now I can't just like. Give it away, I used.

To teach my friends. I think it's definitely about how your hands, Both hands need to be in coordinated and they need to be doing something at all times. So either it's like crossing the balls or like playing with it. You need to be doing something, always. Basically, all hands on deck. Always. And they need to be like, you need to be like, soaking wet. Like if you need a gag to get some spit, you need to do that

shit. I'm telling you, you could tell, like, when you hook up with the guy, they haven't had good head. Ever, ever. You could tell. You could tell really. Because they they can't walk after. Like, act like he woke at the gas station like. Walking Dead shut the fuck. Up he got. Like limp. He woke at the gas station. He was limp. That's all we know. The gas station. The guy probably got good heads that we don't know. Every morning he get good head he's.

Like everyone get good head. Limp in the work. Like I did with your yo-yo. What Your premium? Tell you about your beautiful eyes. Exactly. Anybody. You know what he'll miss. Your mother and everything. Come on now. Now you got. Now you gotta take him out. Hey bougies. It's the bougie babe of the Bougie Babe Podcast. So a little bit about my podcast. I engage in uninhibited and uncensored conversations in my episodes. I fearlessly drive into

everything under the sun. If you're searching for an entertainment podcast that doesn't hold back, explores topics others might shy away from, and celebrates authenticity, you found your new obsession. Come on, y'all, let's talk about it. Let's. Take him out at least one time. Give. It some good head no. Here, what's the turn, ONS? I think I like a good chase, and I like dirty talk because I like dirty. Talk. Let me call him a bitch. Before sex. During sex.

Before, during, it's like, it's enough. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like sometimes it's like, all right. Like, we got it. Like other times it's like, all right. But, like, I play with them, too. Like, I like dirty talk. Like, I know, like, what they want to hear. Like, like one time I was like a ponytail and I went at, like, 2:00 AM to like, see somebody. And he was like, I'm like, do you like my hair? He's like, yeah, I'm like, do you want to pull it?

He's like, yeah. So like, I play with them that way. You know what I mean? It's called Alley Oop. Yeah, you Alley Oop. Them and that's the chip. Like I want to lick you. And he knows what time it. Is. Oh, like I want to lick you. Damn. And an alley blue She's. Got Jason Williams, that white chocolate? Exactly. You can look at that one right there. Look, Sorry. Let me get that one right there. You set him up, you alley loop them. Yeah. So you already knew he's going

to say something, you know. You know what he's going to say? Yeah, I know what it's like a game. Look, Juice, What kind of game do you play? PlayStation I don't know what's the next. Question go. To the next question please. Just going to skip on the head. All right, Is a thumb in the butt a deal breaker or a must? No, it's a must. So. I asked Future. Say I ain't got no mana for no sluts. I'm going to put my thumb in the butt. We love a good thumb in the butt.

I love it. What if he's not like that sexual, like advanced, like you said, Like what do you tell him? I tell him what I want done. Before. No, like mid. Like last night for example, I was like, choke me, choke me came in two seconds. So like I. Know you call him daddy as daddy well. He said My phone is daddy. What? I'm talking about no. Say how you said it to him. He said my phone is daddy.

He knows he's Daddy 100%. He'd be playing though, but we'd be playing the game like it's Monopoly so. The question is, who going to buy a boardwalk? Me. It's talking about shit. Get that boardwalk on a lot. Talking about now. Have you ever had a successful or unsuccessful threesome? Yeah, so I I had a successful, I feel like in school I I guess it's a threesome. I ask people if it counts, but it was it was with two guys. And then we'll we'll save it.

Wait, hold on now it. Wasn't like, you know, what do they call that Like a. Train and then we're going to vote. We're going to vote if it's if it was successful or not. No, I definitely tell. Us. The story. So like I went, I was like out somewhere and I met this kid. Whatever, I didn't. I know him, though. So I went over to the apartment. We're laying, laying in bed. So then like, we're laying in bed and like another person comes in the room, I'm like, all right, like he's not here,

right. Chill, working his way. He worked his way into the bed. So we're all just laying there. Yes. So wanted to put the head on his back. Next thing you know, hands start moving And then I just gave both of them head back and forth, but like nothing, you know went in, you know, both holes all. Right, let's vote juicy. Is that a threesome or not? No, I don't think so. I always. Ask Luke is that threesome? No, I would say. I would say no also. I think it needs to be

penetration for three. Totally like something needs to insert. Unless they are females. But why? Why was not inserted though? What was they thinking? They they they didn't read the handbook. They busted from the head with your mean head. Grand, Immaculate, fucking mean. No pussy needed. We. Be slurping. No, no. Give me 5 minutes. I'm taking a nap. I'm back in the game. Put me back in the coach Camille Grady when I'm back in the game. Can.

But like other times like I've I literally gave someone head and they're like, you literally sucked all the cum out of me. So like I'm like, all right, well, like he's like, I need 5 minutes. I'm like, I'm going to bed. You say all like all of it, like ALL capital L. Yeah, he literally said all. But he was like he couldn't even move after that. God damn. That's what I'm saying Again, You want a lot of handicap people. Shut up. Handicap people. I think it's you at this point.

I think it's you. I don't know. What's the best condiments to use to eat that Dick up? I like. OK, so like you ever, I don't know if anyone did like Pop Rocks. Wow, I love a good Pop Rocks because it's like the shock of it. I don't know. And then I love a good gunny worm. Like a a gummy worm. I will literally suck on the gunny worm and then like, have it on my mouth and then give, you know, start going. Crazy. Where's the back? Wait, look, we done?

We don't know. Because it's like the sugar in it, I don't know. It does something. Wait, wait, so, so with the Pop Rocks, that's actually good. Yeah, I like the Pop Rocks. I haven't got a complaint. Yeah, I I've never known anybody got hit with Pop Rocks before. Yeah, Pop Rocks. I had an edible outfit once. Oh, yeah, like a candy outfit. It's sugar. Thank you for that. They supply it, but it's good. It's like sweet tarts. And like, they eat it all for

you. Yeah. Just give us, give us the, the, the, the Urban Dictionary. So when having a slumber party with your female friends, have you ever had a screw the corn? What's that? Hit it, Luke. The Urban Dictionary Word of the day Screw the corn when 2 girls get naked down on all fours and crawl around. Your call has. Been forwarded. To an automatic voice message to. You got you. Got a nice head. Right. But absolutely not. Yeah, head is nice. You got nice shaved head. No.

That no. Juice. You ever did that? Hell of the fuck no. I don't have no strap on. No. I actually though I think that's about. What's wrong with y'all y'all good? Oh man, I don't know. What's wrong with them? Talk to my soul. Let me continue this. Now our last question is, it's our voicemail segment. Now, if you could leave a voicemail, take 10 seconds. Think about it. If you could leave a voicemail for the last person you ghost, you got to tell them why you

ghost them. So take about 10 seconds, think about it, and then leave your voicemail for them. OK. Is it like I'm not answering the phone? No, they're not. They're not answering. You're leaving a voicemail for them. OK And I ghost sit there. Yep. And you got to tell them why you ghost them. OK, literally, it's true. If someone dubs you, it's just like, that's the end of like, that's it. That's.

It So before we get out of anything you want to plug out there, do it. We want to let nobody can finally put a picture up on your Instagram. If you want to learn so you're not going to answer the phone when you call me 50 times and text me every day that end the love of your life and you love me and then I finally give you the time and saying call you and you're not going to answer the

phone, Yeah, remember that. This is why I stopped talking to you, because you're weird, weird, weird, weird, weird. Yeah, clearly he's weird. There's. A lot of anger behind that. It is because it's true. Literally. It's true. If someone dubs you, it's just like, that's the end of like, that's it, that's. It So before we get out of anything you want to plug out there, do you want to let nobody can finally put a picture up on your Instagram?

If you want to learn, learn how to give head, hit me up. I'm like catfish Instagram. Also if you. Want to learn how to turn? If you want to learn how to turn $100, you know how to give to $1000. Or if you want to learn how to increase your cryptocurrency. How about you just create only fans and just give all the tips? On it, so that's in the works. That's. Or podcast. Yeah, a podcast. A podcast about Give a. Head. Yeah, definitely. Sometimes I really think I would

be famous. I I gave my good friend some tips. She took it home to Herman and changed his life. So I don't. Understand. They're married. Two kids now. It only takes a banana to practice a curved banana or sausage cucumber. I think you're in Vienna, yeah. Want to come out the link? An eggplant. There's nothing left you can do the tip of it. Just the tip. Nah, I don't. Eggs makes me big as fuck. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. Nah. Yeah, you too all.

Right. Well, I appreciate you coming on here. Thank you for having me. Juice. And that's and that's what a wise woman once said. A wise woman once said got that Super Soaker pussy pop like cola Coca. Plus, it's tighter than the choker. Got him smiling like the Joker. I know. Yeah, I know. That's Nikki. That's. Nikki Yeah, Super Soaker. Like that was a giveaway. And y'all remember in always the whole team gotta win.

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