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Million Dollar Advice

Pineapple Street Studios and Paper Kite Podcastswww.audacy.com
Million Dollar Advice is a work and career advice podcast hosted by friends and colleagues Kim Lessing and Kate Arend. Together Kim and Kate run Amy Poehler’s Paper Kite Productions and are very cool and good at their jobs. Each week, they will help live callers with their work-related dilemmas. Whether you have a question or you just like listening to other people’s problems, this show will change your life. If you have a problem at work or a career question big or small, write in to milliondollaradvicepod@gmail.com or leave a message on the Million Dollar Advice Hotline (888) 799-6327. Kim and Kate can’t wait to give you some Million Dollar Advice!
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Episodes

Live from SXSW!

We have a special episode for you! This week Kim and Kate hit the road for their first ever live event at SXSW EDU! They answer all kinds of questions from how to not turn into a tech bro to how to keep morale in schools high. Everyone’s lives are changed and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Apr 09, 202544 min

Amy Poehler in the Hot Seat

In this week’s season finale Kim and Kate are joined by Amy Poeher and they ask her some hard hitting gotcha questions and also order lunch. Then, they answer a question from an emailer who wants to be promoted but isn’t sure it’s going to happen. Then, Kim’s mom finally makes her MDA debut and asks a question about when it’s time to retire. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: http...

Dec 19, 202443 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Defying Gravity

This week Kim and Kate have colds but that doesn’t stop Kim from absolutely Defying Gravity with her incredible voice. Then, Kim and Kate answer two email questions. The first is from a person whose work out buddy keeps bringing thirds along to the gym. The second question is from a manager who isn’t thrilled with the results of their office wide personality tests. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our priva...

Dec 19, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 39

I Gave My Whole Self to Weird Girl With D’Arcy Carden

This week Kim and Kate are joined by D’Arcy Carden (The Good Place, League of their Own). Things get freaky when everyone nearly asphyxiates but once everyone takes a deep breath things get back on track. First up, Kim, Kate and D’Arcy help a frazzled yes woman deal with her jealousy and take back her power. Then, they save an innocent employee whose lie has spun out of control. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data...

Dec 12, 202437 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Lady in the Sheet and a Freak in the Bed

This week Kim and Kate discuss if men and women can be friends. It gets heated and scary. Then, they take a question from a caller who is getting snarky comments on her outfits at work. Later in the episode Kim and Kate help an emailer working in a gross work environment. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Dec 05, 202437 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Grey Rock

This week Kim has yet another nervous breakdown about her worth. Kate helps her back on to solid ground and they take a caller from a wedding planner who is having trouble keeping things professional. Then, they take an email question from a guy who sounds hot and has somehow become the office therapist. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy L...

Nov 27, 202437 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Grateful for Bed

This week Kim and Kate discuss their gratitude practice, including the thing they’re most grateful for: bed. They help a caller who is sick of how distracted her coworkers are on Zoom. Then, they answer a voicemail question about what to do when your boss says, “I love you.” Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choice...

Nov 21, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Late Onset Pick Me Syndrome

This week Kim and Kate discuss whether or not Kim is a pick-me. Spoiler alert, SHE IS! Then, they help an emailer who is dealing with a low stakes office klepto. Later in the episode Kim and Kate help an emailer who is dealing with her own grief and the grief of those around her. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad c...

Nov 14, 202433 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Sleeping with a Single Airpod

This week Kim and Kate suffer from crippling brain fog. But after a few jumping jacks, the ladies are back up and running. They answer a question from a caller who is pulled in too many directions at work and isn’t sure where to turn. Then, the ladies are tasked with saving a boss who can’t find her voice and is too lax. Kim and Kate whip her into shape quick! Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy pr...

Nov 07, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Chobani, Please Sponsor Us

This week Kim and Kate are high on coffee and chobani creamer (please sponsor us). They discuss office microtrends. What is in, and what is out! Then, they help an emailer with returning to the workforce after taking some European time off. Lastly, they answer a DM about a hierarchy issue. Spoiler alert, someone is married to the CEO! Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www...

Oct 31, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Water Aerobics with Amy Poehler

This week Kim and Kate are joined by the incredible Amy Poehler. They reveal their favorite movies and what it was like to brave a large building. Then, the three help a caller with murky worky boundaries. Lastly, they discuss best practices for workplace bonding. Amy admits she loves Kim and Kate. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn m...

Oct 24, 202447 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Sick, Sick Green Lady

This week Kim is sick and recording from home. More worrying though, is that Kim is on the verge of becoming a green lady. Kate helps Kim course correct and they dive into the episode where they help an emailer who doesn’t know how to answer “what do you do?” Then, another emailer is at a loss for how to help her workaholic friend. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.au...

Oct 17, 202429 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Coworkers Leave Colorado Man Behind on Mountain Summit during Office Retreat

This week Kim and Kate record later than usual and it’s chaos. They answer a question about a coworker who constantly interrupts all the while Kim can’t stop interrupting Kate! Kate is, however, very patient about it. Then, a couple calls in to talk about how to cope with their recent promotions and deal with their inability to get some work life balance. It’s a slap happy episode to say the least. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more...

Oct 10, 202438 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Calm Kim

Today Kim has done acupuncture and is in a state of total bliss. Naturally, this throws off the entire dynamic and Kate is terrified. They right the ship and dig into a question about how to deal with a boss who “isn’t a morning person.” Then, the ladies tackle a question about an unequal partnership. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Lear...

Oct 03, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 28

The Spice Girls of Advice with Lisa Gilroy

This week Kim and Kate are joined by the hilarious and perfect Lisa Gilroy. Together, they help a caller who is dealing with high tension that she can’t seem to diffuse. Then, the ladies tackle an email about a co-worker who won't stop sending unfunny memes. The problem stumps them at first but eventually they find their way through and save the day. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vi...

Sep 26, 202445 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Write Yourself a Thank You Note

This week Kim and Kate debate whether they’re overstimulated or just old. Then, they help a voicemail caller who is caught in the middle of a juicy love triangle. After that, they help an emailer who is feeling that her department is undervalued. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoic...

Sep 19, 202430 minSeason 1Ep. 26

CC’d to Death

This week Kim and Kate discuss Bala Bangles, Yiddish and fitness routines. Then, they help a caller who is being bullied on LinkedIn by a former co-worker. After that, they address an email from a listener who is being CC’d to death. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

Sep 12, 202435 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Employee of the Month

This week Kim and Kate are separated by 3,000 miles and it’s bringing up some long unaddressed issues between them. After working things out, Kim and Kate talk to a caller who is starting her own business and struggling with her social media presence. Next, a coffee roaster has an enemy she is trying to navigate. Luckily Kim and Kate have some excellent advice. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy p...

Sep 05, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Black Cat, Golden Retriever

This week Kim and Kate help a dad-to-be and golden retriever as he navigates his long term writing partnership with a black cat. Then, Kim and Kate address a voicemail from a listener who isn’t sure how to resign from her current position. Everyone’s lives are changed and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Aug 29, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 23

But, Beyoncé! with Zainab Johnson

This week Kim and Kate are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Zainab Johnson (@zainabjohnson). They help a caller whose difficult boss won’t take her seriously and also happens to be her dad. Then, they tackle an email question about whether or not kindness can be manipulative. Everyone’s lives are changed and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choice...

Aug 22, 202442 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Tell Them to Wipe Their Own Ass

This week Kate and Kim share the joy and trauma of popcorn and spray tans. Then, they help a caller who is lost in a cycle of career hopping and burnout. Later, they help a voicemail caller put together a timeline for how to make a career shift. Everyone’s lives are changed and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/ad...

Aug 15, 202437 minSeason 1Ep. 21

I Raise You a Bitmoji

This week Kim and Kate hit you with answers to three, yes, THREE questions. First, Kim and Kate help a listener deal with the bizarre emoticon culture dominating her company’s communication style. Then, a husband needs advice on how to encourage his wife to quit a job she hates. And last but not least, a photographer gets stiffed at the altar and Kim and Kate save the day and get her paid. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about li...

Aug 08, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Piss Wall

This week Kim and Kate give some unsolicited advice to a neighbor with a really bad sign. Then, they help an aspiring actor who isn’t sure she wants to disclose her dreams to her current co-workers. After that, they help a seafaring yacht worker get over her Peter Pan syndrome. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad cho...

Aug 01, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Gossip Hangovers

This week Kim and Kate discuss the difference between those who decorate their offices and those who don’t. Then, they delve into a question about what happens when you can’t stop shitalking everyone at work. Later in the episode, they help a caller who wants to make a career change but doesn’t know how to decide what’s next. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyin...

Jul 25, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 18

That Sounds like Lexapro’s Job

This week Kim and Kate dig into whether or not it’s deranged to have your phone on vibrate. Then, a caller has trouble adjusting to new work environments without stepping on toes. Later in the episode, Kim and Kate help a listener deal with her friend who can’t stop dating her co-workers! Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about ...

Jul 18, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Am I in a Cult?

This week Kim and Kate dig into the importance of vacation. They advise a caller suffering from millennial boss syndrome and worried things are a little too good to be true. Then, they answer an email question from someone whose workplace might just be a cult! Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https:...

Jul 11, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Sharty Party in the Tesla with Casey Brown

This week actor, comedian and writer Casey Brown FKA @shartyparty69 joins Kim and Kate to answer not one, not two, but three audience questions. They answer a question about what to do with a shameful tattoo, a question about when it’s appropriate to discuss feelings with an unresponsive co-worker and then, they answer an email question about what to do when you’re promoted over someone who is extremely jealous. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved....

Jun 27, 202434 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Could be the Moon

This week Kate is in a bad mood! It could be the fact that she is a Cancer, but no one can say for sure. Kim cheers Kate up and then they take a call from a linguistic PHD wondering if prestige is worth considering when looking for a job. Then, an emailer asks about reference etiquette. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about yo...

Jun 20, 202430 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Tricep OnlyFans

This week Kim and Kate cover everything from online shopping to inherited trauma. Something for everyone! Then, Kate’s very good friend calls in with a question about how to maintain space for yourself as a full time parent. Later in the episode, an emailer wants to know how to protect their free time when they are invited to so many work-related events. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practice...

Jun 13, 202436 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Old Ass

In this episode, Kim finds out she’s rude and is rocked to her core. Then, Kim and Kate help an international caller tackle imposter syndrome. Later in the episode, they dig into questions of ageism and reverse ageism. Everyone’s lives are changed forever and the workplace is improved for all involved. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Jun 06, 202430 minSeason 1Ep. 12
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