Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, whatever the case may be. This is Mike, and this is Mike Dell's, world number 3 93. Okay, there we go. Turned off the goofiness. Hey. Hey. Got uh, a little something i, I saw online that I thought was pretty funny, so I'm just gonna read it to you, uh, since I have a couple of beagles here. Uh, so there's the 10 beagle house rules. One, the dog is not allowed in the house. Number two. Okay.
The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. Three. Okay. The dog is allowed in all of the rooms, but must stay off the furniture. Four. The dog can only get on the old chair. Five. Fine. The dog's allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed with the humans. Six. Okay. The dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation seven. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. Eight.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only nine. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must seek permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. Yeah, that's, uh, that's one version of the Beagle House rules, but I've seen, uh, some other, uh, ones that were pretty funny. So let me find, there we go. There's one more here. And these are the fridge rules. Okay. And that's according to the beagle. If you drop,
if you drop at the three second rule applies. If I can reach it, it was meant for me. If it's edible, I'm pretty sure I'll like it. If it's cheddar cheese, I know I'll like it. If I've never had it before, I'd like to try it. If you don't want, it seems silly to waste it. If it's outta date, it just adds to the flavor. If it's still wrapped, that's extra roughage. If I look lovingly at you, I deserve a treat. If you have pork sausages, I can do tricks.
If I can open the fridge door, I'm clever if you leave the fridge door open. Thanks. Anyway. All right. That's a a, a wasted couple of minutes there that, uh, you'll never get back, but I appreciate you listening and we will, uh, be back tomorrow with another episode for Na Pod Pomo. Catch me later.