HELLO here is the questions special you've maybe been waiting for. We're going to try and do things a bit differently from now on - each episode will either be all about shit we've been playing, or questions. Doing both in an episode was just causing us to cut stuff short all the time, so we're gonna try this out and see how it goes. FEEDBACK WELCOMED, except in the form of anonymous snarky shit on ask.fm Ta!
Aug 31, 2014
HELLO this episode we talk loads about Mario Kart 8 because it's ace, then we answer questions. We are joined by professional photographer Gary Dutton and professional cunt Sam White
Aug 20, 2014
Hello! We talk about Destiny a lot in this one, as well as other games too I guess. Also we are joined by Laura Rich , please listen to find out what happens when she eats crisps. It's magnificent. We're recording again TOMORROW NIGHT I think, so get your Scram Kitty competition entries in before then or you've fucked it. Cheers!
Jul 30, 2014
Hello here is an episode of the podcast wherein me and Andi talk about the following things: - games - food ALSO there is a competition to win a copy of the fucking brilliant Scram Kitty and his Buddy on Rails, which to be perfectly honest you should already own, but if you DON'T we may be able to sort you out. You'll have to listen to the episode to find out what you have to do to win it, though, because we want to test your dedication to the cause. Also it's a handy barometer of whether or not...
Jul 12, 2014
THE ONE WHERE ME AND OWEN ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS YES
Jul 11, 2014
HELLO. We recorded a show about this year's E3 and it ended up running for way too long, so we're splitting it into two episodes, to be released in relatively quick succession. This one is the one where we talk about the conferences themselves, and the questions bit will be uploaded on Tuesday probably. CHEERS
Jun 22, 2014
HELLO. This week Gav Murphy is on the show and you can hear him do a wee. GAMES DISCUSSED: - The Last of Us - a load of Oculus Rift stuff - Scram Kitty And His Buddy On Rails - Gravity Rush - Wolfenstein: The New Order - probably others I CAN'T REMEMBER And then questions, obviously. See you on Monday , yeah?
Jun 07, 2014
HELLO IT PODCAST TIME In this episode, Andi continues to try and justify his PS4 ownership with Infamous: Second Son and that new Spider-Man game, I talk about Dark Souls 2 , Hearthstone and Phantasy Star Online 2 (SORRY) and Owen's been playing Oracle of Ages/Seasons again. We then do a NEWS bit about E3, then questions, although we didn't get time for many because we'd talking for too long and I was getting all sleepy. We'll make up for it soon, promise. Ta!...
May 23, 2014
HELLO. Bit of an experiment, this one. Owen was actually at my house for a few days, so instead of the usual Skype bollocks we thought we'd actually go out for lunch and record a podcast episode while we were at it. Things to watch out for include: - Background noise - An interesting shift from mono to stereo a few minutes in - CHAT about GAMES like Dark Souls 2, Trials Fusion, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, Bravely Default and loads more probably The episode we recorded with Recycle Binman Ch...
May 04, 2014
HELLO. Here is an episode in which I only appear briefly at the start and Andi takes the reins. Why? Because it's a bloody Zelda special and I'm ill-equipped to contribute meaningfully to such a thing. By which I mean I didn't really get on with Ocarina of Time and there's no way you'll catch me actively defending that opinion in public. I'll tell you WHAT, though - Ross Foubister and the BitSocket lads do a fine a job instead. Between the lot of them, they spend over two hours discussing every ...
Apr 20, 2014
Guess which game we spend far too long audibly vibrating about this episode!!!!!!!!!! Also, these: - Titanfall - The Yawhg - Broken Age Then: - questions. CHEERS.
Mar 22, 2014
Hiya. THIS podcast we managed to stop Guy Woodward staring into the abyss for two hours to talk about videogames with us. He was very ill, and so was I, so ENJOY THAT Games: - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 - Thief - TxK - OlliOlli - Guacamelee! - Out There And that is your LOT. Plus the questions. And Andi talking about his holiday in Berlin. Ta!...
Mar 11, 2014
Hahahah Titanballs. Titanfail. Shite 'n' Balls. All funny things we could've called Titanfall if it wasn't utterly, utterly joyful. YES. Join us this episode as we piss our indie cred up the wall by enthusing for far too long about a game where you shoot men with a gun, but the twist is you also shoot robots with a gun AND THE TWIST IS SOMETIMES YOU ARE A ROBOT We also talk about these games, with gaming's answer to Louis Theroux , Thom Rosell : - Starbound - Order & Chaos Duels - Jazzpunk -...
Feb 24, 2014
Welcome to our podcast, where Andi gets really upset about men being an oppressed minority. If you are new to the show: that is a JOKE. We also talk about games. THESE games: - literally everything on the Vita - Final Fantasy (aye, the first one. I don't fucking know) - Tomb Raider: Catching Up With The PC Version Edition - Don't Starve - Hearthstone - Skate 3 - Broken Age AND THEN questions. Enjoy....
Feb 12, 2014
This week, Emily Gera finally deigned to come on our shitty show and talk about fucking League of Legends . THANKS, Emily. Also: - League of Legends - League of Legends - Rocksmith 2014 - League of Legends - New consoles featuring both shooting AND driving - State of Decay - Bravely Default - League of Legends And then questions. Nothing about my first wank this week, but we'll try harder in future. Kiss!...
Dec 06, 2013
Woof! This episode we are joined by gaming journalism stalwart Andrew Kelly and boy howdy has he got some stuff to tell you about Silent Hill ! Also: - EVE Online - More Wii Fit U - Bravely Default - SoulCalibur 2 HD - Risk of Rain (it's in the second bit, don't worry) Also: - QUESTIONS - Survivorman Also: Listen out for the bit where I talk at length about how a Kickstarter for a new Earthworm Jim probably wouldn't fly because we're now all aware of what a wild jerk Doug TenNapel is (he'll prob...
Nov 26, 2013
Hello! Today's episode is about videogames. Specifically: - Rayman: Fiesta Run - Wii Fit U And then we talk about my first wank, again. Enjoy that.
Nov 15, 2013
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW IT IS GARY 'MARK OF THE WOLVES' DUTTON We talk about GRAND THEFT AUTO and EVENTS OF THE PAST FEW WEEKS and it's alright, like. Cheers. x
Oct 20, 2013
HELLO PODCAST. This episode we are joined by Sean Bamberger and talk about videogames. Some of the videogames we talk about are: - Assassin's Creed 3 - Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons - Saint's Row 4 - MirrorMoon EP And probably others. Also: YOUR questions. Bye! x
Sep 16, 2013
DARKZERO PODCAST FANS REJOICE. Remember Ian Dickson? Before he sold out and actually got a career like a proper adult that meant he couldn't record with us any more? Well, he can now. So he did. We talk about videogames and SaltyBet and that for about two hours, then we stop. It's alright!
Aug 23, 2013
WORDS about GAMES. Sorry it's late. I had a night set aside for editing this over a week ago, then Andi forgot to send me his audio on time, then there was a flower show that fucked everything up. That's not a joke. This podcast was literally delayed by the occurrence of a flower show. Since it's been ages, we've forgotten entirely what we talked about. The one thing I can tell you is that there's no guest this week, because we wanted to see if we were shit on our own. LET US KNOW HOW THAT GOES....
Aug 01, 2013
Hello! This episode features Sean McTiernan and contains mentions of the following: - the IRA - that Hotline Miami 2 trailer - the phrase 'people of colour' - videogames ENJOYYYYY.
Jul 01, 2013
HEYA sorry this one's a bit late. Although, for once, it's not entirely my fault. Listen to the start of the episode for the full explanation. This episode, we're joined by Solid Craig and J-Banger of BitSocket fame. We've been meaning to get them on for ages, but they're always working or fucking off to New York or something. We think they were worth the wait though, and we hope that you agree or else this whole thing has been a terrible waste of time. I spent so long editing this that I can't ...
Jun 23, 2013
THIS EPISODE IS ALMOST ENTIRELY ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER 3 ULTIMATE . If you've got absolutely no interest in it, maybe give this episode a miss. Or, don't! Because it might get you interested in Monster Hunter, and we got the brilliant Krystian Majewski of TeamworkCast to help us out. I have literally nothing else to say about this episode because it is literally two hours of Monster Hunter stuff. CHEERS!...
Apr 24, 2013
VIDEOGAMES PODCAST AUDIO SHOW ON THE INTERNET NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD GUEST-STARRING MR ROSS FOOBISTER READ HIS BLOG GAMES: - MONSTER HUNTER 3 ULTIMATE DEMO - CASTLEVANIA: MIRROR OF FATE DEMO - ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD - METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE and OTHERS ALSO PS4 CHAT THANKS
Mar 04, 2013
It is. IT IS. Owen's here, guys! It's not often he returns from space to talk to us, so enjoy it while it lasts. Anyway, yeah, this was going to be our Christmas show, but it suffered some SCHEDULING ERRORS and now here it is, on the 16th of January. So it's still Christmas, right? I've still got a pack of Spekulatius in the cupboard and everything. GAMES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE OF THE SHOW: - oh man I actually can't even remember and I only edited this yesterday - Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walk...
Jan 16, 2013
This is our actual #DCember podcast episode where we talk about pretty much nothing but the Dreamcast, and to help us do that we got some help from the wildly brilliant Zoya Street . It seemed like the right thing to do, since she is currently in the process of writing a book about the Dreamcast which you should probably check out. The questions you lot sent in were largely brilliant, so we decided to just dive straight in with them. The alternative was having some ideas of our own of what to do...
Dec 22, 2012
SHUCKS HOWDY, it's not often we get a brand new console to talk about, so it's really no surprise that we've managed to fill an entire podcast episode with stuff just about said new console. The Wii U is a thing that exists now, and we've taken it upon ourselves to tell you what we think about it for two excruciating hours that you are GUARANTEED to never ever get back! The good news is that there is a bit at the end about us sticking consoles up our arses. Your reward for making it through the ...
Dec 12, 2012
THAT'S RIGHT BABY, you asked us nicely so we got fan-favourite Sean McTiernan back to talk about videogames even though he barely plays them. At one point he threatens to call an embassy. It's a good episode. There's a long spoiler-filled conversation about Hotline Miami , so consider avoiding that if you've not yet played the game. If you've not yet played Hotline Miami, consider doing so. It's amazing. Other games are discussed but they are LESS IMPORTANT. Then it is questions time. There's a ...
Nov 22, 2012
THIS EPISODE we are joined by Dan Maher a.k.a. MrPointyHead , who is most famous for beating my score on Punch Quest like some kind of stupid jerk. We talk about THESE GAMES: - Punch Quest - Assassin's Creed 3 - Some other stuff possibly I can't remember Then we do questions. Due to a ludicrous technical hitch, some stuff is missing off the end. Sorry. We'll make up for it by making the next episode even longer than usual. Haahahahahaha!...
Nov 09, 2012