Well we learned that apparently Canadians burned down the white house in the war of 1812 so we promptly kicked Doug off the show. Noah and I figured we should learn kung fu to make sure none of this ever happens again and what better way to learn than by watching movies? First up we checked out the Jim Kelly classic Black Belt Jones. We followed that up with learning from the Shogun of Harlem in The Last Dragon. No Canadians are burning down our white house again!
Jun 12, 2018•1 hr 5 min
We were feeling too good about ourselves so we decided to bring the mood down a bit by watching the 2008 Jack Ketchum adaptation RED and then the 2013 Jeremy Sauliner movie Blue Ruin. We also discuss the cancellation of Roseanne, pooping in Tim Hortons, and films such as Split Image, Murder Party, Flash Gordon, Dune, The Starman TV show, and a bit of Solo.
Jun 04, 2018•1 hr 48 min
We take to the stars this week to talk about 2 sci fi movies from 1984 that have STAR in the title. First up is The Last Starfighter. How good at you at video games? It could land you a wicked job Starfighter. Then after that we watch Jeff Bridges phone home in the John Carpenter alien film Starman. All this and we find out some interesting facts about dating Noah.
May 28, 2018•1 hr 37 min
We missed Mother's Day by a week and then randomly decided to do two movies about dead mothers. We're on the ball. Anyway we talk about the Peter Jackson classic Dead Alive (aka Braindead) and the Steve Buscemi comedy Ed And His Dead Mother. There is a small discussion about the state of the Star Wars Universe, Deadpool 2, and a non-recommend from Doug.
May 22, 2018•1 hr 39 min
This week we're teaming up two movies that I have once again forgotten why. But we mention it in the episode. First up is the Argento/Luci joint Demons. After that we talk some Rawhead Rex. During the show we also find out Noah's hatred for a 90's horror franchise, talk the upcoming THE PREDATOR, and read a lot of long ass emails.
May 16, 2018•1 hr 55 min
In week two of letting Noah pick movies we have Malibu Express and Hard Ticket To Hawaii. There lots of talk about boobs, rocket launchers, and snakes. Listen in as Doug's soul withers and Noah laughs at his misfortune! Also a few pieces of feedback but we're pretty light on other movies this week. It's a quick one.
May 06, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Since these comic book movies are all the rage we figured we would talk about some comic book related films. First up is the 1978 TV movie Dr. Strange. Lots of mustaches in this one. After that it's time for Full Moon's Doctor Mordrid starring Jeffrey Combs. Let's face it it's really just a Doctor Strange rip off. But it does have a skeleton fight. After all that we talk about Fargo, Lost In Space, Spider-Man 2, Puppet Master, Sub Species, Black Lightning, Death Race 2050, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Rub...
May 01, 2018•1 hr 39 min
I'm joined by my cohosts from The Midnight Drive-In Doug and Noah to break down the culmination of 10 years of work from Marvel Studios Avengers Infinity War! Did it live up to the hype? Find out. Also this review is very spoilery so we advise not listening without seeing the movie first.
Apr 30, 2018•1 hr 49 min
It's that season. It's time for some Dystopian Sports! We'll b talking about two movies from 1975 that feature what could be televised sports in the future. First up is James Caan in Rollerball. Then after that it's time to rev your engines for the Corman classic Death Race 2000! We also talk about Jason X, Spider-Man, Leatherface, King of Kong, the new Netflix series Lost in Space, and Sorcerer.
Apr 23, 2018•1 hr 46 min
We are looking at the two kings of 80's action with Commando starring Schwarzenegger and then Cobra starring Stallone. Which one has held up the best? After that we talk about what else we've seen and end up talking some wrestling and specifically talking about attending wrestling shows back in the day.
Apr 17, 2018•2 hr 47 min
After a month of Critters and Leprechaun movies we decided maybe it was time for some nature fights back films. First up is Sam Elliott as a photographer/nature specialist fighting mind controlling Frogs! Then make sure you check your salad as we'll be talking some mutant radioactive Slugs! Also Bryan tells you about a tattoo dream he had that now has to become a reality, some films discussed are Ready Player One, The Night Visitor, and Game Over Man!
Apr 08, 2018•2 hr 21 min
Hope the Easter Bunny brought you lots of candy. While you're out searching for Easter Eggs enjoy our Easter Show!!!! We also chat about Phantasm Ravager, Chopping Mall, Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowlarama, Parents, Bone Tomahawk, and Good Time. Plus your feedback! Happy Easter Everyone!
Apr 01, 2018•2 hr 14 min
We decided to do something a little different this week and we went with some sci-fi films set IN SPAAAAAAACE! We'll be talking Critters 4 and Leprechaun 4. On top of that we chat about Jessica Jones, The Gate, Brawl In Cell Block 99 (yes again), Psycho, and Blood Feast.
Mar 27, 2018•1 hr 40 min
To celebrate the work of Christina Criswell we decided to check out the movies Critters 3 and Leprechaun 3. That make up . . . We end up enjoying one of the movies immensely and the other just so/so. After that we chat about Fargo, The Poughkipsee Tapes, Veronica, and The Strangers: Prey At Night. Enjoy!
Mar 19, 2018•1 hr 45 min
Who loves props? We do. That's why this episode we're celebrating prop maker Michael W. Moore. We'll be talking about 2 of our favorite films of his Critters 2 and Leprechaun 2. So sit back and let's talk some wrought iron, critterballs, and motorboating a lawnmower. Also we come with our own sequel to the Leprechaun franchise called Leprechauns. It's pretty great. Also we chat some Brawl In Cell Block 99, Slasher, and Fargo.
Mar 13, 2018•1 hr 54 min
For some reason it was decided we should watch Critters and Leprechaun for this week's show. The only reason Doug gave was "Little things eating people." Seemed like a good enough excuse to me. Other things we talked about were Mom & Dad, Slasher, and Coffy. We also ramble a lot in this episode. Enjoy.
Mar 05, 2018•1 hr 49 min
This week we're discussing two Van Damme classics with Boodsport and Lionheart. So get ready to do some splits and punch someone in the nuts! After that we discuss Black Panther, I, Tonya, and some schlocky films starring Traci Lords and Linnea Quigley. Please be advised we do talk spoilers for Black Panther so from 1:13:00 – 1:42:00 there could be spoilers a plenty.
Feb 26, 2018•2 hr 19 min
The Midnight Drive-In is going back to school! In what turned to be a weird coincidence we teamed up Class Of 1984 and Class If 1999 just because they had a similar title. Little did we know that they were directed by the same guy! Also we chat about such films as Robocop, The Ritual, and Doug gets excited about the new Karate Kid series on YouTube Red!
Feb 20, 2018•2 hr 11 min
It's an episode all about Jim Henson and his films The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth. We discuss the awesomeness of the puppets, sets, and of course David Bowie's bulge. We then chat about IT, The Cloverfield Paradox, The Shape Of Water, Pieces, and Before I Wake. Just before the show ends you get to find out that Noah is in fact a literate racist. Enjoy.
Feb 12, 2018•2 hr 4 min
We're taking you back to a time of swords, wizards, and apparently a lot of rape. It's Deathstalker and Yor The Hunter From The Future! Then we also chat about conventions, Bryan's beef with Marc Singer, The Last Man On Earth, Harry Brown, Blue Ruin, I, Tonya, and The Midnight Man.
Jan 29, 2018•1 hr 59 min
Welcome to a long episode. Why? Well we start off the show with Noah asking who is the best Muppet and devolve into the politics of gay unions on Sesame Street. We finally do talk about some Motel Horror with Eaten Alive and Motel Hell. After that we chat about A Nightmare On Elm Street, Return Of The Living Dead, and some SNL with I Am Chris Farley. Also a listener email brings a secret about the show to the foreground that not everyone may know.
Jan 21, 2018•2 hr 43 min
We decide to take a look into what happens when those closest to us turn into monsters. We check out My Mom Is A Werewolf and My Best Friend Is A Vampire. Also we talk about completely selling out to the podcast gods, Insidious 4, and Doug talks some Hammer Horror.
Jan 15, 2018•1 hr 56 min
It's the future and in the future we do everything with Robots! We're talking about the Charles Band films Robot Jox and Robot Wars! Also we chat about Black Mirror, The Blackcoat's Daughter, and Annabelle: Creation. Thumbs up fist bump!
Jan 08, 2018•1 hr 51 min
Merry Christmas! If you're reading this then you got super sick of your family and their bullshit and decided to put in your earbuds and be whisked away to The Midnight Drive-In where there are plenty of Ho Ho Ho's and the eggnog has been swapped out for straight whiskey. For your Christmas enjoyment we're talking about two holiday themed movies with Santa's Slay starring Goooooooldberg, and the new release Better Watch Out. Also we chat about some other things we watched like How To Build A Tim...
Dec 25, 2017•1 hr 36 min
We're kicking off the Christmas season with two movies about killer snowmen. Well really they are one franchise about killer snowmen. We talk about Jack Frost and Jack Frost 2. Also Noah tells us how he gets into nerd arguments with strangers, we talk about Super Dark Times, The Punisher, and the news of Disney buying 21st Century Fox.
Dec 19, 2017•2 hr 3 min
I'm joined by both of my co-horts from The Midnight Drive-In as we relish in our geek love for Star Wars in talking about The Last Jedi. This entire conversation is a spoiler review so be warned before turning on the podcast. Music provided by The Fantastic Plastics.
Dec 18, 2017•1 hr 57 min
This week we're looking at two films that have a cameo by the Almighty Lemmy. First up is the James Gunn penned Troma film Tromeo & Julliette. After that we check out the 1990 sci fi horror film Hardware. After some listener mail we get into some other stuff we've watch such as Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond, Noah watched the entire SAW franchise, the 30 For 30 documentary on Ric Flair, and Joe Lynch's new film Mayhem. Then at the end for no real reason we make fun of The Flat Earth Societ...
Dec 10, 2017•2 hr 22 min
This week we're talking about 2 movies we put on our list but really have no recollection of why we teamed them up. The only thing we can guess is that they both have mutants in them? So we're talking about Freaked and Street Trash. After that we go into some discussions of Spielberg, Thankskilling, Gremlins, Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond, The Great Outdoors, Nightkill, RAW, and The Punisher.
Nov 27, 2017•2 hr 28 min
With the release of the Punisher series on Netflix we figured it was a good time to go back to The Punisher's cinematic roots. In addition it's always a good time to go back and check out the 1990 cinematic version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turns out these movies have a lot more in common than we thought. Since listener Allen asks the hard questions we also find out who is everyone's favorite turtle is. We also talk about Baywatch, Robert Kirkman's Secret History Of Comics, Event Hori...
Nov 19, 2017•2 hr 31 min
You're not going to believe this but we actually dive pretty deep into The Wizard and Little Monsters. sure there is some nostalgia in there but we talk about the themes of loss, divorce, mental illness, and the love of siblings. We weren't expecting it either. After that we chat about other stuff we watched like The Devil's Candy, Summer Of Fear, The Babysitter, and 1922.
Nov 13, 2017•3 hr 8 min
