Terrified Professors Provide a Huge Opportunity!

Finally we can get some ideological balance in the ivory tower!

The American Left have whipped themselves into a state of irrational fear over the Wuhan Virus, so many professors are quitting their jobs because they believe "teaching is not worth risking their lives."

Yahoo!  Time for rational Americans with PhDs to flood universities with CVs!  The Left know how to seize an opportunity.  Rahm Emmanuel said to never let a crisis go to waste.  Well, here is a panic wholly manufactured by themselves, so it is time for rational Americans to take this rare opportunity of sudden Leftist academic resignation to right the massive ideological balance at our universities!

The best part here is that there is no cloud, but there is a fantasy version of one which appears gray and ominous to "I follow the Science!" leftdroids, and for the rest of us, their preoccupation with this scary phantom is lined not with silver, but with gold, platinum and dysprosium oxide!

Have fun getting a job in the real world, Professors!