"The Assistant Expert" with Molly

Forever.

All right, Well we're here, We're here, and we're queer. It's Pride month, and goodness gracious, we are we having the time of our lives?

Marie?

Are we having the time of our lives? An't he?

Well?

I was just talking to Andrew about it, and I'm just gonna say this for the record, just a regular kind of a blah pride for me, not gonna lie.

Have you been going to pride events? Because I think in order for you to have a good pride, you gotta do bright things.

I mean, yeah, I've gotten some invites, but I don't know. It's a whole bunch of straight people coming to these pride things.

Which pride things?

Are you going to just parties that it's supposed to be queer? But m the straits are taking over?

Too many allies?

Yeah, too many allies, too many allies, Marie is an ally.

But I'm having a great pride. I'm having your fan pask. I don't know. I think that Sydney, maybe you gotta put yourself a little bit out there more, but you're not really out there, a friend. You you're a different person coming out of the pandemic than you are going in.

Excuse me talk about it.

I mean, Sidney, let's be honest here. You were never home when we knew you in the years past, and now you want to be home, so it's different. You have less patience for the things that you probably had patients for before.

Bitch, I have no fucking patience. I'm ready. I get there and I'm ready to go, right, So you can't say you having a bad pride. You be ready to go.

When you get there, you'd be like, well, let me schedule a uber for thirty two minutes from now.

No no, no, no, no, no, that's not that's not true. I just I think that I'm really gonna do my best this weekend and really, you know, spread my wings.

I want to dance.

I want to like take pictures with hot lesbians and post it on my stories and be like pride ride.

I don't know there.

Oh, there's a couple of things that I'm going to send you that.

That you would let me as a straight ally to attend me.

I mean, it just so happened that my best friend is straight. What do people want?

And you said you might hook up with a girl this summer, So the door is open, right.

The legs are open? What is this a beat? A red juice.

Hibiscus lemonade?

So, Marie, we went out last weekend. It was a good time. We were living it up, hopping and bopping and twerking and what we do hap.

Oh maybe it was just me. I was running around. Oh yeah, I was running around. Sorry, great Gorge, thank you for Juneteenth.

I was like, I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna be out all day and all night.

Okay, Well, did you have a good black day in the middle of gay month?

Or I did? Yeah? Actually, that was the highlight of my pride. Juneteenth.

Hmm, Juneteenth was a good day. All the attractive, melanated folks were out.

Yeah.

So it's I mean, it's a win. But like the month as a whole, it just feels like the people.

Who just came out are having a better pride than me. And I just want to let you know that if you're listening and you just came out, don't worry. You're gonna be five six years in and then nobody's going to give a fuck about your gayness. They're not gonna give a damn.

He washed up.

Okay, Sidney, what equals a good pride for you because you saying a lot of things, but you're not really saying anything. So what's a good pride? Babe?

It sounds like you actually are having a good pride at home, like you're just at home. You're just lesbian, happy, lesbian at home, and that's good for your dag.

Pride at home.

Yeah, hashtag b gay do crime?

What is this?

What's what's peak for you?

Babe?

I mean just more parties, more rooftops, more people like sliding in my dms, more people just professing how amazing my stand up is as a gay person.

I'm not getting that.

Is that the meaning of pride? Is that what Jesus on the pron for you to get DM compliments that you don't think those any other month of the year. Sydney, we gotta meet the microphone because you ain't saying nothing.

I'm saying everything, bitch. You just can't hear me. No, I'm because I've been gay. I've been gay too long.

It's not this has nothing to do with you being gay. You just want more attention.

No, I think that is inherently that is inherently gay wanting attention.

Thank you, Andrew, and.

You like attention.

I've never felt more seen, I've never felt more seene. Thank you, Andrew an Ally.

Yeah, no, I love attention. Why do you think that I talk on this podcast.

And you and you receive, you receive, Andrew. They it's Sydney, Marie and Andrew.

I ran and I ran into a listener in the park last weekend.

Did they say?

They said, are you Andrew from the Unofficial Expert? And I was like, yeah, it's so funny. I didn't their name talking. No, I was just walking with someone.

And then the person the person say, what the is the unofficial Expert? Well, I'm glad that you had that interaction. Sydney seems to be lacking. But Sidney, people give you love all day long, so I don't understand why you feel like you should get more of that for pride. Everybody's gay now.

It's true.

I was in the village and I was in front of the cellar and three people recognized me and they told me how amazing I am. And actually a girl I forgot her freaking name. But you know, if you came up to me, you know, you came up to me and you said I bought sex lights because of you.

And you had amazing pants on. Who are you? Please step forward?

Also, I met another girl who works at this vegan, this vegan restaurant, and she she got me a croissant.

She got me a croissant for croissant.

Yeah, sorry, girl, it was not good. But I really am fortunate that you recognize me and that we had a moment. And I'll come back and I'll get something else. But you were fam fabulous, famtabulous.

Everything you're saying now about what just happened this past weekend makes it seem like it's contradicting what you were complaining about at the beginning of the episode just seven short minutes ago.

Babe, And that was that was the straight in me. I'm confusing, being confusing.

Last week I was famously going through my quarter life crisis and very much just thinking, I don't you know, all the things that you thought you were going to have accomplished by a certain time I kind of haven't happened. But also you don't know I don't know what my goals are for the future, Like I don't even know what I want to be when I grow up, if you will right, And yesterday I went to a gala and I was like, this is what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a

It's gonna be cash cash like that, if denims are gonna be there, Yeah you can.

You can hold that invite, mind you, Marie. I have another invite.

It's for a boat. Oh, it's a boat. It's a boat party. Yes, I'm gonna send it to you. It's it's somebody who's it. Everybody's going Joe Joe Firestone is going.

Oh Joe Firestone is going interesting. So it's gonna be like an alt boat. It's not gonna be Dooty's boat. No, no, no, it's gonna it's Eric Andre's boat.

Here. I send it to you, right, now it's on the third m. It's a birthday party.

Okay, great, I love a birthday party on a boat. Speaking of birthday parties on boats, let's get into what y'all really want to hear today.

Yes, let's get into it.

Baby, you emailed it to me?

Maybe no, I texted to you. Wait, and Andrew, do you have any emails?

Oh?

Well, I got some. I got in. I got some emails too. People are sending them directly to me.

Now that's crazy.

Because you have your email and the unofficial expert email button on their Instagrah.

That's right, because that's what that's what we used to log in. Log in for me, sweetie, right, yeah, in for.

Me, sweetie. Okay, Okay, are the ones that you got long?

This one I'm looking at right now is not long. I mean it might be long for you.

I don't know.

Yeah, let's do the emails at the end. Let's do the emails.

Okay, I'll send them to you.

Now though, let's bring in our motherfucking guests now. Now, this is the most conscient versal guests we've ever had in Unofficial Expert History Drama.

Yeah.

Never, just didn't even think that it was possible, but we have someone that is the biggest fan, the biggest fan that they would actually want to help us, help us grow the pod and work for fr Ee.

Give it up for our I guess, assistant expert, give it up for Molly Levi.

Hello, Hello everyone, I'm so happy to be here.

Let me tell you, Hi, Molly, you got to see how you know, the magic is made in this zoom today.

Very exciting. I think that you know what I will say, this is what I'll say, is that I think that anybody who has a favorite podcast, their dream, even if they're like not into like comedy or whatever the podcast is about, their dream is to be on the podcast. And so I'm accomplishing a dream right now. You guys make dreams come true right now.

This was on the vision board for twenty twenty one.

This literally was on my vision board for twenty twenty one. I'm not kidding.

Can you show us the board?

Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding. It was over there. I just took it down otherwise, I really you're I'm not kidding. Your faces were on my vision board.

We're making white women's dreams come true.

Expert is what is the Disney world.

Wow, you didn't think it was happening, but it was happening.

Well, that's what I work for Freeze because I felt bad.

You're very persistent the guilt, the white guilt, Andrew.

Andrew is like rare, he said, you were very.

I know I heard that email, and I'm like this, okay, I won't go any further.

No, no, my name, Andrew. We would love to hear your thoughts and then Molly you can clear your name and then we'll jump into something I was.

Not I was not there the episode that you read Molly's email, and so I was just listening to it, had like a lot of thoughts while it was listening to it.

I'm just like, very what's your thoughts, what's your thoughts?

I was just very concerned to Molly, You're obviously here to clear a name. I'm just like concerned about, like, okay, working for free Uh. That's that is the reddest of flags.

I think.

I have a lot to say on this, he said.

He said, he said, the Red Sea, Honey, this is the Red Sea.

And also, you know you say in the email, I believe that you make reference to not wanting to like boost your stand up career, but you are a stand up so you would be boosting your career in the process.

Okay, I have so much to say. May I clear my name? Okay, thank you guys so much for having me on here, giving me the platform to the you know what potent. You know. What I have to say is that, like Okay, first of all, have you guys never heard of a free intern before? Like I have been college, And I will take money if you're willing to pay me. Obviously, I will take the money. Okay, I'm not stupid, I'm not crazy, but I yes, I understand. Also, sorry, I'm interrupting myself.

Because I take it time. Take your time. We have time.

We have time. Okay, okay, you know what. First of all, to the listeners who really turned on me in five seconds, I used to be one of you guys. And then the second, the second I send in an email, get a little cheeky in this email, they turned on me, and I was I was appalled. I was very sad. I was very Okay, I'm very self aware.

Yes that you finished, but you said I used to be one of you.

We love to see it. Okay, No, I still want to.

I said, I am lead singer.

Let me uprade you.

We do not throw me under the bus like that.

You know they're all going to comfort me, now, Andrew, this.

Is where the clip is. The clip is here. This is the clipp No, guys, okay, Molly, no, no, no, stay stay strong.

I'm an a poet, I hear.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's the thing is.

I think the listeners are jealous that I made it this far, and I'm not trying. I'm not trying to turn them against you more. But what I will say. What I will say is that yes I am weird. I'm very weird, but I'm self aware, so I Sydney can back this up. I literally was like the first time I talked to Sydney, I was like, I'm not trying to be creepy, and you were like, don't worry, I'm creepy too. I remember you said that, because okay.

Okay, now using my words against me, I'm not taking creepy advice from Sydney. It's like everyone's weird.

Let's all hang.

Out and shoo a bed. You say, I'm not going to be a classes oh this person you said you had our faces on your vision board.

In my brain.

Okay, Marie, in my room, I'm imagining in my mind, I'm imagining you had a little room like Helga from Hey Arnold that had our faces.

You know that.

Okay, Guys, obviously you're celebrities, a celebrities. That's that's my final point that I will make. It is fucked up that your listeners don't think that you guys are famous enough, and that you guys don't think you're famous enough that you such a big fan such as I who Okay, because I'm I'm I was very concerned that you think I would try to single white female. You guys, I already thought about all of this because I am self aware. Okay, So I did think.

About you thought about single white female.

No, I was just like worried. I was like, I don't want them to think I'm like a creepy girlie who's trying to like steal their like material, And like, I.

I wait, if we see you, if we see you, if I don't see you in some box braids, Molly, I'm on side.

I would.

So, Molly, Molly, I have a question.

So you're saying you never went to Jamaica on a family trip, and you've never worn those little no.

No, I will like, I'm not gonna say I don't have like I probably have something creepy in my past.

That's like like, oh, no, you said you're in college. Tell us where you're from and where you live.

Now, Okay, I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah. It's just kind of a loaded thing to say, a loaded place to say you're from. I but I moved to the Big Apple here I am. I live in New York City. I go to a college. I honestly, I would hate to promote them because I don't like going there.

So then don't promote them.

I'm not going to promote them. If you know me, you know where I go to college. If you look on my Instagram, you'll see where I go to college.

She said, who will be Google?

She said, I used to be one of you guys, But now you can shut Marie.

You're trying to turn them and gets me.

I will not stand.

I'm just repeating what you say.

But also also you have to stand in your truth. And if you are like I've made it this is where I'm at, you have to be accepting of that.

In my world, this is like my like.

Broadway debut right now. In my world, I'm serious, I'm for real, and.

That's what makes me uncomfortable. You are serious in your.

Well okay, and it's like, but Marie, like, why aren't you taking that you should accept that compliment. That's a compliment.

It can be a compliment. But I have decided that the way that I die is by a fan murdering me. Very Selena. I'm not saying you Midley, I'm just saying I've decided that in my mind that that's my feat. Someone is going to be like Marie and I'm going to be mean to them because I'm not gonna know them really that well. And then they go to strocle back in a couple of weeks and be like, I gave you X amount of hours of my life. So you being this is triggering for me.

Well, we have to Well what we do is we're definitely gonna like file up some kind of like n DA and we got to get a comment.

Yeah, of course, Oh, Sydney, you already offering, Yeah, we haven't even you haven't asked the singing of the interview. Sydney, I need you to set your phone, your phone across the room because you're not. You're missing it, I said.

I said, babe, you're hired. You said I'll work for free.

You're in Yeah, that's why I said, I will work for free again. I will take any money you throw my okay.

But the thing that really stood out to me is is that legal? Because I think you're you're in school right now.

Yeah, how old are you, Molly, I'm twenty one, okay, sit an adult. I'm an adult.

Okay, So like you could get like a free internships, but you would also like want college credits. I would imagine, right.

Sure, I don't care. We could do it through my college. But again I don't. I don't want to. I mean, we could do whatever you guys seem to do to make it legal.

No, But like what I'm concerned about for Sidney and Marie is that, you know, down the line, you seem very trustworthy right now, but like, okay, you're doing this like you could do like an expose later on. I cannot believe that Sydney and Marie made me do all this free work. You know, I wasn't compensated at all, and then you could furnish their name.

I don't sure sure I could do that would I be sure, Alan, let me talk about it. Stand up for myself, Andrew.

Andrew puts the A in ally, he came prepared. He said, oh no, no, no, no no. And you know what, Andrew was just like, how come you girls didn't ask me for help? I'm here?

That was like, I was like, Andrew, you are booked and busy and blessed. Was That's what I was thinking when I was you have fourteen podcasts.

That's what I was thinking. When I was listening to the episode, I was like, okay, wait, why didn't they just ask me? But then, of course, Molly, you got to the free part, which I you know, it's not something that I'm considering, but if it works for you, babe, I guess.

Okay, let me say I got I.

Will pay, Like if if you guys pay me, I would love that.

Okay, don't want to get back.

You're all right, I'm all right.

You came up talking about free, trying to say you said you was going to give us some.

Money to be.

I forgot.

I did not say that. I said that I will. I will bring you a lot of revenue, because baby brought you a lot of revenue.

Oh excuse me because you got some friends to come to our raggedy ass shows.

Okay, Molly, I see how you throwing it back in our face.

That flag somebody sent us an email. Somebody sent me an email and the name of the subject is assistant red flags.

I'm gonna read a hold on, hold on, I try to be vulnerable for like, no, no, we.

We're gonna let you, you know, rebuke or re butcher, whatever the word is here. I'm not saying there's anything suspicious about Molly, but the personal assistant is a high trust position and anything can happen. Blackmailing, selling, Sydney's warn panties, et cetera. You know it already, has you know it already as you discussed it in regard to Ben Affleck and the Kardashians spelling to give some people the five

I have friends, Selena.

No, Molly, Holly says she got friends. It's giving Oceans thirteen, it's giving you.

Well, Molly pulled up to the show with like seven friends and sat in the front.

So that's why you offered her the job, Sidney Washington, I mean she knows.

She's just saying, like, I support y'all, and I have a team. I have a team of people who are ready to buy tickets.

Yes, I do.

Is that the revenue that you're talking about?

Yes?

How many shirts did you buy?

How many shirts you guys are selling?

Merchen, look at Andrew's face, red flag, Red flag?

You don't know that we're selling March.

Okay, wouldn't that be creepier if I knew every little detail about you? Guys are like, really, no, you are going no, no, no no.

You came to three shows and you said you're bringing this revenue. But yeah, that's like barely the Verizon bill for me.

Molly, you knew you, you knew where you were getting in pod. You know what you're getting into.

Just stomped on.

No, no, we're not stopping at this is this is how you know we like you one. We brought your ass on here do It's all fun. It's all fun and games.

I know.

I told you guys you can roast me like I don't care.

Molly, have you ever stolen anything?

I mean, of course we have all shoplifted.

Yeah no, no, no no no no no.

No no.

Off the record, I would sustain, sustain I'm not saying on the pod and two was in the twenty one everybody is shoplifted.

We're not doing that, not here. Wow, I don't need I don't need them to pull up this and have clips since no.

No, sorry, Of all the things that I've ever been said on this podcast, that's the thing that you also who would pull up saying everyone is shoplifted, everyone has shoplifted.

Yes, I've never shoplifted.

You've never stolen some gum from the supermarket?

No, I never, never from I would never be able to live with myself.

You never. You know, it's a big corporation. It doesn't matter.

Well, even as I just don't want to. I don't want to get caught the ramifications as.

Damn, Andrew, you are a white man ramification?

Wow, you called him a.

Just kid?

Have to she's really.

I'm sorry I got back up that control.

You could take me out.

Yeah, Andrew, Andrew is also our producer.

So no, I respect you, Andrew. I respect you so much.

Do you respect the fact that I've never shoplifted? Or is that no?

I honestly that kind of made me Andrew for you.

Yeah, honestly, I don't know if I can have you on the team.

That's a red flag. After everything that Molly said, I guess that's.

Wow.

How okay, finally.

Give us example some things that you've shoplifted as it as.

He I think that.

Yeah, I don't feel like I've shoplifted since I was in like well, no, like every once in a while, I think me and my friend's grab pockets something from tarje Like, if it's like a bobby pin, I'm not like gonna pay ten dollars for a pack of bobby pins.

You know, So you've taken.

Like a pack of bobby pins in my pocket? What's wrong with that?

I don't think they cost ten dollars name I think they'd be like three forty nine.

Okay, but I feel I feel you on that though. You know what it's like giving out bobby pins for free?

I agree? Uh. My best feet was one time in high school I did take a bowling ball out of a bowling alley.

Mm hmm.

That was pretty cool.

How did you do that?

What's the U?

Put it in Oceans nine or whatever?

I think I like put it in my shirt or something. Or I was wearing a big sweatshirt, so they thought I was like thicky. I was thick them just kidding. They thought I was like you were you were, you were thick.

They thought, wait, what do you what do you want to do with a bowling ball?

I don't know. My friends were like, take it.

Do you usually listen to your friends when they tell you to do stuff?

Oh my god?

It depends if it's going to be a funny story or not.

Later, well, I like that energy that feels about right, that that feels like you're up or alley with that.

We're always here for this story.

But I wonder how did you do with the bowling ball?

I think it was in my room and then I gave it to my like we kind of like passed it around. It's like an inside joke, you know, like I gave it to my friend Annie afterwards. I feel like or something like that, Annie, Are you okay?

Annie?

Are you shout out to Annie? She's probably gonna.

Listen to this.

Are you okay?

Okay?

Molly?

So, Molly, if you if you don't become our assistant intern, whatevs? What else would you be doing with your life? This is not your only option? Do you have other things out there that's available for you? I?

Well, I hope, I sure hope. So I am currently receiving a BFA in acting and playwriting. So you know what I like to say is I'm getting a degree in waitressing. Can't wait? So I will soon be busting bus bus busting, sorry, busting those tables? Uh? And I do want I love improv sketch. I do want to do stand up but I've never done it. I'm too scared. But I'm the vice president of my improv team.

On my sketch team, you're the Kamala Harris of your improv team.

I'm wrong. You want to do stand up count comedy like I just why?

I mean, you hear us complain for years about it and you still want to Well, I yeah, I mean I don't.

I I think, well, I think you guys should have your own show. I confused. How you don't have your own show, but I would like to have my own show as well.

We two are also confused.

Hold on, you said you're a play right if you were going to write a play for me in Sydney, what would that look like?

Yeah, well, I don't think I would want to write a play for you. I think I would want you guys to write the play.

I don't know you're going to be that least.

Yeah, well, what would I have like? I don't want to be Okay, I would write if you really want me to write it, I will write it, and I would write it.

Hypopetical. And you said you're getting the BFA. You said you're in play, right, I just asked quick follow up, if you were going to write a player about me and Sydney, what would.

Give me the opening scene? At least it.

Would be you guys like you two besties on the subway and something like funny happy bins and like, I feel like I'm walking into a trap. Anything I say you guys are gonna make no.

No, I'm just saying, like, you know, if you're if you want to be an assistant or you want to talk on talk on, behalf of us.

I need like some passion. You gotta pay sales.

Okay, I'm trying to get your point of view. I'm sure I'm trying to see how creative you are and break back at us, which makes me.

Feel like, well, I just in this, Okay, Okay, Okay, I'm feeling very protective you both, right, And the fact and the fact that Molly you put Sydney on the subway when Sydney, notorious.

Oh hates the subway. I know you love your ubs and you love your Oh my god, you know what the opening scene would be because I know that Sidney loves a shared uber ride and loves to tea about the people who are in the uber So it would definitely be some ship where Sidney gets it. What's it called it? A uberpool?

Wow, you don't even know what it is?

Yes, I do, don't want to. I say the train, It just hasn't existed in a long time, and I do take the train. I'm a college student. Okay. It would be like you getting into an uber pool and something crazy would happen with the other people, and like maybe, oh, maybe it could be Like the audience thinks that, like the story is going to be about the two people that's the uber, Like there's some dramatic breakup happening in

Of them.

Shares a cart Tyler Tyler Perry.

Car.

It's about Sydney in a car. I don't know if people want to watch it.

That's not you asked for the opening scene Sydney.

I don't think that I would pay my money to watch that, but.

Like, damn, okay, well we can spitball, we can workshop.

Yeah, I'm here for the workshop. You know, we're always and this could be an open mic for you, you know, I just Molly, I really do like you, and I like how persistent you are, and you know it's it's okay that you want to do something for free.

We all started doing stuff for free.

That's what and then we realized and then we realized are our value And they were like, I'm not gonna fucking do free stuff anymore.

But you know, this is this is how you started off.

Yes, that's what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to say that people are like who would work for free? Like who would be this desperate for work? And I'm like, have y'all ever met anybody in any form of the arts? We all are this desperate and sorry that okay, Oh back to what I was saying before, Yes, to some degree, I do want to quote unquote become you guys as much as you guys.

Just no, no, no, no, no, no, no listen please let me.

Man I finished my sentence.

You a young beige woman from Utah.

Once.

I know, I know, I know.

No no no, no, no no no no no, no, no no, you're not letting in the sense in the same way that you guys had idols in the comedian comedic sphere.

You guys, we did not.

Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I suck like.

Straight?

Are you queer?

Are you?

What's happening with sexual orientation?

She's straight?

This is a sore subject. No, it's not a sore subject at all.

I would don't do that.

No, I don't want to be the white girl who's like, I'm straight, but I wish it was gay, even though I am that white girl low key, because I really I hate I hate men so so deeply. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, okay, let's let's use that use that you hate him so deeply when a man has wronged you. Oh, what's an example of something that you've done for revenge? Give us the type of give us Molly's revenge on men.

That she this is. This is an example of your character, So so be smart.

I didn't need you to say that. I actually didn't want her, sorry, Molly.

So let's see, I honestly, you know what I do. I've called men. I've just called them really mean names. I called that, yeah, nasty pig, swine, piece of ship, Go fuck yourself. I don't know, Like I you want to know the most recent example.

Of yeah, wait, what happened?

Why?

Why?

Yeah? What happened?

Okay, So let's just say. Let's just say I did have a high school boyfriend that you know, I was dating like after high school, on and off, Like you know, that's stupid ship where you just try to hold on to the past, foolish.

Did he look like who would play him in a movie?

I don't know. I mean, there's not very many Vietnamese actors.

Was he like a Vietnamese zach Affron, Yeah he was.

He's going, he's going, all right.

I like that.

He's like he's like a boy, Like he's a he does he dance?

Does he dance? Was he like like Channing Tatum, what do you like? Step up? Step up? Five?

But the leading question.

I was like, no, No, this is thing guys I love I hate like I hate like an indie boy. I hate a boy with the same interest as me, Like I love a jock, I love a himbo, I love a finance like bimbo a dumb dumb they're very hot. I'm very superficial.

I need hot, dummy, point Vietnamese? How long? On and off?

Like on and off since like yeah, for for since like twenty seventeen. Okay, but he still lived in Utah, so it was hard and it was not good and eventually he's probably gonna listen to.

This hago habo.

And then we broke up. He and my best friends started fucking. Like the second we broke up, we're fucking each other. For months, everyone was lying to me about it.

Wait, this is Annie, are you okay?

No, this is not Annie.

Oh my god.

Nanny would never and I would not do that. What was her name, Charlotte?

I'm not saying her name.

She's not okay, all right, we don't we don't give those holes a platform.

I feel like her name was Rochelle or something like that.

Whoa, no, whoa Mushelle, Michelle.

I'm not saying anything. I don't want to put the attention right.

Okay, So wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you find out?

Oh my god, it was the biggest tea ever guys, so basically, drop it, come on, come on, So like she she actually broke down to my best friend Nicole and was like, but she she broke down to Nicole not not because like she felt bad for me, but because she was in love with him. And I have I have evidence to believe that, Like, we were never friends, and she was.

Like, couldn't be You couldn't possibly be friends if as soon as you broke up with him she was.

I feel like she yeah, I feel like the whole time she was friends with me, she's just trying to get at him. So that's been a big trauma for me. There's a lot of others trigger.

Yeah, but what did you do in retaliation?

In retaliation? Actually, this is kind of iconic. She actually coincidentally, I had hung out with her like two days before and oh my god, wait, this is big T. I forgot about this, so so said ex boyfriend. His older brother is kind of a big fashion designer in like Brooklyn. He designs for I'm not gonna name drop, no.

No, no, but drop it in the group chat. I'll drop it in.

I'll let you guys know who it is. But she comes to hang out with and I had I I'm a witch. Okay, I am a witch. So I excuse me, I'm a witch.

You're talking to two black Christian women witch the teenage witch.

I'm like, you know, I just like I'm a witch. Like that's all I'm gonna say about it. I just have an amazing intuition, amazing, like impeccable.

Okay, but you didn't know that your X was I did.

I didn't know I would. I would ask him all the time, Like I like three weeks after we broke up, I called him, like in the middle of the night and I was like, I know you're fucking her and he was like no, I'm not. Like literally a second we broke up. I was like, I know you're gonna suck her and he was like no, I would never. I would never know what I knew? I knew?

How did you wait? Why is she hot to?

Or she would? They were just like they would just they like emotionally cheated on me during the because it was the type of thing where like the three of us would I would I'll never do this again. But the three of us would hang out together all the time and they were like best friends. And one one time I went on vacation and they had a sleepover.

Intuition is not that good.

The worst.

In the words of Beyonce, what's worse being jealous or crazy? Jealous or crazy? More like being walked all over Lately, I'd rather be crazy, and I thought it was worse to be jealous. But I should have listened to Beyonce better.

I'm putting that, Yeah, yeah, you should put that down.

That's I've learned those But can't you see from that? I have learned to always listen, to be honest.

I know that you learned to not answer the question what did you do to get I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Okay, one of the things I did, I did a lot of things, but one of the things I did was so I had gone to hang out with her two days prior. She's still lying straight to my face like an absolute sociopath. And she comes to hang out with me when I already have my suspicions. And I actually before I picked her up, before me and my friend picked her up, I turned to my friend Sam, I'm like, yeah, like, uh, you know, I don't like I want to forgive her, Like I don't

At my knees.

I have you know people see that help color?

Oh my god, dude, I absolutely cannot. I wow, Salt Lakes, I need you to.

Be more on the microphone.

Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

And I also dropped drop the names in the group chat appreciate okay, zoom okay.

Well but basically so anyway, So so she gets into the car with like and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ like, even if they aren't fucking like, that's kind of rude, like to come, exes, did you ask about it? I didn't say anything. I didn't say I know I should have. But this is so this is two days before I find out. And that's and that night she confessed to my friend. But get this, she accidentally left the bag in my car. So I find this out the next day that I find this out. I call my best

That was a real through.

Yeah, I was on edge. I had anxiety.

I thought, like you poisoned her, Like I don't know that it sounds like Grace did all the revenging and you just said it.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, you were. You were sitting on your passenger side of your best friend's ride.

I want to read her.

Yeah, okay, so.

You're not good at revenge.

It seems like, well I'm not. I mean, I feel like that's better for you, guys.

I'm not like a malicious also said and that you also said in the process that you're a witch. So I don't know why they would want so sorry.

But I wrote in quotes, I am a witch.

You're saying.

You're saying to take a picture of the notes that you have, taking fort of the notes.

You know, I don't.

I'm not a witch in a bad way.

But that's what you'all. That's what y'all all say.

And you went by all you know, you Molly Molly's are always talking about we're gonna do a seance.

We know paper with some intentions on it. It's nothing crazy, no.

No, no, But you like what you said. You you said you were a witch, and then when asked to elaborate, you didn't elaborate. I'm just like I do, but I don't.

I don't even want to like claim that very much.

Because everybody does tarot. I don't.

Yeah, everyone does tarot, Like I don't want to claim that that much. Like people are gonna come for me if I try to using cards. Yeah, I.

Like talking about this is the wild Card of cups.

Yeah that means to be honest, I like, I do tarot, but then I google what it means on the internet.

Like, I'm not at you shuffle cards with pictures on them.

Yeah, that's exactly what you do.

I'm not gonna lie like Molly Molly, what is the most molly thing about you? Okay, what's the most molly thing about you? Like if you were actually you don't just answer that question and then I'm gonna like, what's the thing that you feel like we need to know? More importantly the listeners that you used to be one of awesome?

Uh?

I think I don't know.

I think like a good way for me to describe myself is like the Utah version of Alana Glacer. I do think that's very mean. I think another good way to describe myself. Uh, my Spotify thing was like you know, the Spotify stupid things everyone was sharing because everyone wants to they are Yeah, or like the most recent ones that were like, only you would listen to this artist after this artist. Mine was like only you would listen to Nicki Minaj after George Harrison And I was like, yeah, I guess.

So the range, the range, the range. So you're a barb.

I don't here's thing again. Same with the witch thing. Do not want to claim that is a little intense. The barbs will come for me. I am a ginormous fan of female rap. That's my ship.

Wow.

So I'm gonna say a lyric and you're gonna finish it, okay, and also you have to tell me who it is.

Okay, I'm scared.

Don't be scared.

Sydney's then, okay, all right, I used to be scared of.

Now.

I don't. I used to be scared of the now. What those lips?

Did?

Sydney handle it? Sydney, Sydney.

I'm gonna see.

This is like, I don't want to play anything ever again.

Sydney.

I am cool.

I'm probably I don't know because.

I used to be scared of the now.

I throw.

Guys. Please tell me, please, it's little kim Oh.

She would know that she's a Yeah, I know a Barb, I do love little Kim, but also you're twenty one. You're twenty one, jus So, but if you can't say that you love little Kim, now ian to say that.

She didn't say she said.

I little Kim.

She did say she loves little kid.

I know that, but I don't know like I don't. Yeah, I definitely don't know her as well as like Meg or Cardi.

Or oh okay, she's twenty one. I mean it makes sense. Out would you say? What would you say some of your strengths and what would you say it is your greatest weakness? We treating this like a job interview. Now, No, Sidmy's doing rap lyrics and I'm like, okay, but tell us I used to throw it. I used to be scared of the week.

Okay, Oh that's a I mean that is a Okay, that is a little Kim.

I want to go after this. I'm going to memorize all the lyrics to that. Okay, No, you don't have friends, Okay, I won't. Anyways, I'd say my biggest weakness.

I love that you're starting off with your week. That's that's smart.

Yeah, means ending with strength.

My biggest weakness is a sexy man. No, just kidding. No, my biggest weakness is my choice in men. That's my biggest weakness. Or it's also that I am kind of like I'm a lot. Like that's the thing that like, uh oh, my friends were like, my friends were like, you know, it's she comes off as creepy, but she's not creepy. She's just kind of like suffocating and a lot, but like in a good.

Way, like writing that down in a Jewish way.

It's my heritage in a Jewish way.

Yes, okay, it's my people, it's my heritage.

I didn't even know they were Jewish people in Utah, so I am there are the only one that I didn't know that.

I didn't know that Jewish people were suffocating. Didn't know that either.

Yeah, it's like Jewish culture to be like stuffy and like and.

Also, are you to say that you're the Alana Glazer of Utah or whatever that means you're the only Jewish woman there, so like process of elimination.

No no, no, no, no no no no no.

That's not true. No, okay, they are true.

Andrew like white on right, Jesus Andrew Nancy Drew.

Nancy Andrew, Nancy Andrew, I.

Mean honestly, Andrew's yes, but you know Sidney's asking these little lowball questions. So okay here, okay, So your weakness is your taste in men?

Okay, my taste in men. I would say, I'm uh, I'm also very I have I'm very anxious. That's also a weakness I have. Anxiety is welcome to the globe?

What what would you say? Is your strength or your strengths are?

My strengths are that I'm a people person. I'm cute as a button? Am I not? I'm cute?

I would I would say cute, and uh, you're gonna try to be my friend and then steal my man.

The strength is the weakness. The strength and the weaknesses are connected for sure. Like I wouldn't I wouldn't let you be my babysitter.

You know what I'm saying?

Compliment interesting?

Okay?

Anybody else have any interview style questions for for Sydney's new assistant?

Yeah, what do you plan to get out of being our assistant? And how long would you want to do it for?

I feel like, okay, what I would get out of it is very clear to me, Like I want to see how like I am. I think that like where you guys are in the industry is like like really cool. I think like the specific like specifically what you guys do is very like it's I like you guys' style of commor I think you guys are the best stand ups in New York City. No cap, definitely definitely sorry, I'm sorry write that down in the list. I can't believe I said that. You take that out.

Is so comfortable here we we j Door, j Door, thank you, Ja Door.

I definitely think you guys are the best stand up I want to see, like how you guys do it in a non creepy way, in a non single white female way. I'm definitely not trying to steal your guys as jokes like we could. Obviously, my whole thing is like very different than your guys.

Still, you couldn't steal our jokes. One of us is gay and the other one exactly.

That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying, and that's why I'm saying. Thats why I didn't even think it would be a problem, because but I just want to like see how you guys work. I want to like I want to be around you guys.

Like the reason why we need an assistance is because we don't do work. Okay, well, I'll do your work. I'll do your work.

I literally will do all of your work.

I will wait Andrew comes in.

Andrew, please don't get mad at me.

I'm not mad. I'm just again repeating what has already been said. Yes, Sydney said that she would not trust you as her babysitter, and I think one of the main priorities for Sydney specifically would be looking after the cats. And so I mean you're already wait.

I thought that she meant that she.

Wouldn't trust me it's her babysitter, because I would try to steal her husband. I'm gay, baby, I know, I know, but I thought in this you don't have kids either, So that's right?

Where I do? I have two kids?

Okay, yes, yes, you do have children. I'm yes, you're two cats.

Where you were you would watch my cats?

Are you?

No? I'm not allergic to cats. I used to live with a cat. I have a dog in Salt Lake. I take care of his name is Otis. Yeah, I will take care of your cats. I know how to change, litter and ship.

Dang, Maley, you really are crazy because I'm not doing that litter. Okay, So they throw in Sydney's Cats watching Sidney's Cats as part of the job description. What do you think an assistant is supposed to do? Like, what do you think you would do?

I feel like, well, I feel like you know, you guys are talking about how you're late to everything, about how you like you're a mess, blah blah blah. Like I will come like I will make sure you guys aren't a mess. Like I'll like get all your shit together before the show, and like make sure you're on time. Call your uber for you like be like Marie, we gotta go no more. And then you'll yell at me and well you'll probably still be late anyways. But that's fine,

Okay, here we go.

Here's here's the scenario.

Wait, wait, one more thing really quick. Also, Sidney, I see you during the shows. This is again. It's gonna sound like creepy like I was talking you, but I did watch you during the shows and you would go out and you would like be taking pictures and stuff like that. It's like, no, I can do that for you, said, just relax, I'll take your phone. I'll take a little some pictures.

I'll post it for you when I when I'm yeah, oh yeah, you should be.

You should be backstage relaxing, drinking some water.

Sounds like you're trying to get Sidney's unlocked phone to me.

Now, It's like anything I say.

Sounds like you want to be in Sydney's house watching her cats, changing her litter, going through annies, and you want to be on her unlocked phone taking pictures for.

And you want to date my girlfriend.

Wow, molly Mine, Sydney said, you got the job, babe. So Molly, here's the scenario, hypothetically speaking, right, this dude that I'm talking to disrespects me in some way. I call you, I say, Molly, we riding up?

There?

We ride?

Oh no, no, Marie there wait Marie, you would call Molly before me?

Yes, dust, yes, yes, I say, I say, there's his drop top. Throw this thing back windows.

Okay, ask any my friends. Yes, ask any of my friends. I'm the first person. I am famous for yelling at my friend's awful ex boyfriends, famous for being the drug bitch who's like the fuck away from our.

Bit sometimes property damage.

You gonna yell, okay.

I will also also your a liability. You're a liability. You know that, right?

Okay, Well, I'm not gonna get drunk at your show and like yell at your exes. I'm just saying, if you need me to, I liability. I am not a lie. I can handle myself.

Whenever there's a white woman around. That's a liability.

So that's fair.

Okay, and you agree, good, I do agree.

So you're gonna yelling, okay, all right, I'm kind of yelling. Okay, got it?

Well, I mean.

I don't know, Andrew, I.

Feel like we yeah, what do you have? What's his final thoughts on Molly.

I mean, I feel as though we all know listeners know where I stand on this. I think I just think it's a little bit too much coming on, coming in very heavy. It's it's not too far and I really mean this in a very mean way, but it's it's not too far off from Johnny Dragon.

Oh wow, you that guy was so rude.

No, but like, okay, It's like it's it's two sides of the same coin. I think for me, where Johnny Dragon had like a very different approach where it was like a little bit backhanded, You're you're coming in and I don't know. I think the stand up thing first and foremost is what's no no no.

See That's why I said in the email, I said, like, because I totally see how it comes off that way. Andrew, don't worry. I'm gonna prove it.

Molly.

I think you could you could help me out and then if you if you work well with me, then maybe we could slide you on over to the unofficial expert, because yeah, I I put my trust in you.

Grow.

Thank you, Sidney Andrew, don't worry like we're you're gonna see Okay, I mean nothing but good. Okay, I have plenty of wrecks. All everybody will give a wreck for you. Guys want to write.

There were so many there were so many of your friends in the fucking d MS talking about I know Molly, Molly is great, Molly, she means well, yeah, Molly does a lot, but she's good.

Don't worry.

See why that's not enough for you, Andrew? Andrew, what do I have to prove to you? And also I meant to go back and say you you were talking about my resume. They didn't read my full resume. I I have a job currently. I contemporarily work in the theater office at my school. I know that's not a lot, but I'm like a secretary in the theater office at my school. My boss can recommend me. I've had many jobs. I've like, I've had many paid jobs.

I have you ever been fired from a job?

No, I've been like, Oh I've been I've never been fired. I've never like, yeah, I've never fired.

Interesting, never been fired, always employed but steals from target red flag. Yeah, So Andrew, those were your final thoughts.

Also, I don't have any more thing more to say. I don't want to say anything more.

Andrew, speak your peace. I want to hear everything you have to say.

I agree with Sydney think that you should start as Sidneys assistant. And if in three to six months she's still alive and her paid hasn't been hagged, then maybe we talk about doing something for the expert. But it just feels to me obviously you want somebody that's excited and like a fan, but not a super fan, and somebody I don't.

Think I'm a super fan.

I do, Yeah, I'm not.

I don't mean.

It's not a drag.

It's just like I mean, you did say that the like to the other listeners that you used to be one of, used to be.

I love that. I love that. No, no, no, tell these bitches.

Use my sons, Use my son, Molly, Molly. I'm I'm obsessed with the energy. You can't listen. You can't get anything if you don't want it bad enough.

That's what I'm saying. These people, you think I'm being crazy, but like, what have you ever met like hungry artists?

Like we have to be?

Were we hungry artists?

Exactly.

So why don't you see that? Huh Marie, huh.

I mean we're pretty lax, but but we're hungry though, and artists. We're always hungry, actually we but we just can't get the food. So I mean, if you're ordering food for us.

I could do that.

What you're ordering for the table?

Yeah?

Yeah, the four of us are eating?

Which kind of food?

What we like?

Yeah, you know, you know what we like.

Okay, let's say we're getting let's say we're getting pizza. I'm getting us vodka vodka pizza. You know, have you guys ever had that? Like, it's like vodka sauce pizza. That's what I'm getting. You never had it? Wait? Is it?

Is there actual vodka because Sydney can no, but it's cooked out.

The alcohol's cooked out of vodka sauce.

Okay, yeah, but I wouldn't I wouldn't eat that. I'm good, but.

Also a long places that we would go eat.

I'm just thinking pizza. That was the first thing that came to mind. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

So she's not she's not really a super fan because there's questions we'd be asking about her and it's just be going over her head, right Yeah?

Oh really?

Yeah?

Well, I know you guys go to the like diners a lot, but I don't know what you're getting for the tape. I don't know what I would get it.

You don't know what we're getting for the table. We say it all the time.

See, I guess I'm not a super fan.

Huh Molly girl, Molly girl, Girl, Molly, Molly Girl, we in danger? Thank you Molly. Uh leave us with a final thought?

You know? Yeah?

Please?

You you You came in for the interview, your survived. You look cute. It don't really look like you brush your hair all the way before you got here.

But you don't. That so true?

It's true. I never rushed my hair.

What's the what's the last thing? Final thoughts? You want to leave us with?

Uh? I feel like I've already tried to clear my name.

I feel like, you know, I think you did what you could.

I did what I could.

Like you're twenty one years old, you don't like? Yeah, you guys don't know everything.

Like the listeners are going to destroy me.

No, they'll be nice.

I don't know.

I know that there's people in listening to this right now, and they're like they brought her on, like all the messy.

And they and they her on.

I feel like they're going to be mad about that. They're going to take it.

Out on me. It's not like you really are concerned about what people think about you.

Whoa and if you if you work for the unofficial expert. That's the least I would say.

I would say that.

That's I would say that that is one of my strengths is I'm not that concerned about that though it didn't Though you're right, I'm just not used to internet hate. But Okay, first of all, Andrew, don't you worry. We're gonna be besties. Don't even think twice about it.

That's crazy because we not even besties with Andrew but of.

A year.

But that's crazy. I have actually seen Sidney and in person several times.

Next week and I think it's next weekend for Sydney's show.

I'll be there next weekend.

We'll be reunited.

All right, Well, Molly, that was it.

That was the Molly. You've been fabtabulous.

Thank you guys so much.

You're gonna be hearing from my people because we're gonna work on a few things. I'm gonna give you a few tasks, and if you do it with flying colors, you know what I'm saying, I'll report back to the crew.

Thank you so much, Sidney. Thank you. Sidney has been the only one who rides for me. I really appreciate that.

And Sidney's the one you're gonna ride up on. So that's.

Marie. I'm just gonna say we're gonna be best sies in a non creepy way. We're gonna be besties.

You just wait, Okay, Molly.

That's what I said to Marie when we first became friends. And look at us now.

Look literally, the fastest way for me to not be friends with somebody is for them to say we're gonna be besty. You say we're gonna best and I'm like, oh, I'm she's eighty six.

Okay, Okay, okay, fine, Marie, Molly, we don't we don't need anybody tagging you or whatever. So we're not gonna ask for your social media or whatever. But we're gonna keep the people updated on on this Molly fiasco. Okay, heard, But thank you for your time, Sis, and I'm gonna get to get back to.

You please, thank you guys so much.

Good day, my love, good day.

Your audio and send it to Andrew.

Yes, yeah, save your audio. Yeah we're gonna because we gotta talk. We gotta debriefs, gonna talk shit.

Okay, yeah you hear this episode.

But yeah, say thank you so much by send it to Andrew. Thank you please. Okay, Okay, so we did it. We did it, Joe Sidney, what sis?

I don't know what you did. But what you mean you said we did it? What do you think that was accomplished?

I mean, she is twenty one, like she's she sounds like a young girl that's just interested in, you know, being involved, being a part.

I mean, the stand up thing is a turn off.

It's it's a complete If I want an intern or an assistant, I want them to have absolutely despised comedy.

Well I don't know if despise comedy is the right thing, but I don't want them to want to be a comic.

Yeah for sure.

But uh yeah, she's definitely young. She sounds young. I mean she gave us the strengths and weaknesses. She said she I'm a witch. She doesn't listen to Beyonce. A lot of things were. It was a lot of redflex for me, and like, well, when when you're a part of the team and it's like your team, and if you don't get murdered by the end of this year, or you don't by the end of the year, or if she's not sitting in front of your house, uh, you know, for Women's History Month, whatever.

If she'm not worried about it. I think she's cool, you know.

I remember being her age, and like, I didn't have anybody that I looked up to that was so accessible. Everybody that I looked up to was like legit celebrities and was not in reach.

You know.

So the fact that she thinks were really cool and she could just pull up to a show and be like, hey, guys, I'm interested and come on the pod. I wish I would have had that available to me when I was her age. To be honest, Okay, I hear that, But what would you ever do for you, sis? Because I know what I need from an assistant and I don't know.

I don't what do you need you need?

What do I need from an assistant? I need somebody to legit do my chores. That's what I need. That's what I need. I need somebody to like clean my house and make sure that I leave my house. I need somebody to help me respond to emails. I need somebody that's following up on stuff that I'm missing. I need that.

I need somebody to do that. I definitely need somebody.

I need someone to follow up on emails and organize the emails that like what's priority and what can wait.

So that's what you want her to do for you, is go through your emails.

I think I would have to start a whole new email thing because because yeah, like giving someone your email is you you do have to know them and trust them.

So you going to start a new email so the old one's not gonna get organized.

Well, I mean you can set up your email so that it automatically like forwards to Molly.

And so oh yeah, okay, and so like whenever.

You respond to an email, you can like set it up every time that you email someone. I'm helping out Molly's case right now, but every time that you email someone, it's automatically seeing her, so she's in the loop.

Oh okay, I like that. I love that Marie wrote that down.

No, Sydney, I didn't write that down because I don't need That's not what I want. Like I want somebody to help me with my emails. I need somebody to help me stay on top of the things that I am ignoring. I need people to follow up on things. I legit, I ligitly just need like a housekeeper slash made.

But SI well, I mean I would love her.

I would love for her to like take over the Instagram page and just like be more engaging, Like I could see her being on there and actually work like getting our numbers up, because we're just not on it enough. We don't post enough, we don't we don't do anything.

Sure, However, the thing that you're losing if you were to do that is that you're losing your specific two voices controlling the Instagram and so then it would be Molly's voice and I don't know if people would enjoy that as much.

People? What would you would? Yeah, big T, big C, big T love when.

She says big D. She said big T and gave us medium size tea Bruhn And.

She lost track a number of times.

And just like Molly got the same problem, I got the ADHD is only she has it. Yeah, if you can't stay focused, how are you gonna keep me focused?

Well? Does she got the addies? We should have asked her that we.

Should ask Damn, that was a missed opportunity. Damn, that would have missed opportunity. If you add all then you could probably work for us.

Should we read one of these emails?

I don't know the episode is already. I have like seventy minutes.

Yeah, I gotta leave.

Oh, I actually have to leave. So okay, are you going swimming today?

No?

I'm shooting something with my friend at I think two thirty. So I gotta I gotta get dressed in I need to get out of here.

Oh are you going with d?

No?

What you're doing?

What you're showing Sidney, don't worry about it. I'm just doing something with my friend.

Okay. Oh wow, Wow, that's that's aggressive, Murray, I don't.

Think that I was aggressive Andrew was that aggressive.

It was a little. But I also were in the middle of a recording, so I unders same way you wouldn't want to.

But also I'm trying to leave and you're like, let's talk about what you're doing and what you need to leave about it.

It's like, I'm just you're trying to be the assistant right now.

Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.

Guys.

Pressing questions. When he was talking to Molly, I asked her questions, what are you talking about asking? No, pressing questions.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not pressing. Y'all are pressed. I was like, yeah, girl, come on board, all right.

Well you already hear first folks.

I'm sure that you know when and.

What to wear for I don't know when it's but Sidney, go ahead and send us. Go ahead and send us the photos that we need to do in the you're sick, you're sick, Mary, get help send us.

Girl. No, no, no, no, no, she couldn't. Dare she doesn't have it in her I'm looking at her eyes.

She does.

She's giving too like all over the place to actually like fall through with the plan to murder me.

Listen, I watch a lot of snapped, and when people snap, they just sometimes there's no plan. They just do what they want to do in the moment, and then it's like, what do they call it? A crime of passion? So you know that I hear you, And really it's like, Sis, you know we cool with Alana? So how close are you trying to get to Alana? And is it through this podcast?

Oh wow?

You do what you want to do with your cats.

But as for me and my family, girl, listen, if you think, if you think in twenty twenty one, I'm gonna let some just pedestrian beige come through and murder me as as famous as I am.

Girl, Bye, Sydney.

Where was this energy?

All right?

She said?

She said, I'm not pressed. Y'all are pressed if you think I'm And it's like, right, girl, okay. Nine minutes into the episode, Sydney, oh yeah, but I wouldn't let that happen. But seven minutes into the episode, you were like, Sis, when can you start?

I mean, I'm okay with her starting, and I also believe that she is not capable.

Of murdering me or doing some dumb shit like, Okay, I.

I feel I feel like, yes, she is a lot, but as a person who also identifies as a lot, I see right through it. She's just eager, Okay, sweet sweet girl. She might she might not know how to be an assistant all the way, but you got to learn somewhere and where. This is the best place to start, because we don't even know what the fuck were doing.

Other that, we definitely don't know what we're doing. If you give that girl your phone at the sending a lot of Glazier's contacting phone to herself, absolutely, she's full hay alant of glaze. I'm you, but you taught you. Sydney gave me your number. Yeah, I jes see, Sydney gave me your number.

And you think, so, all right, maybe you're right, Okay, I'll think about it. I mean, the people were very concerned in the d m s and they were like, definitely have her own because it's messy, but don't hire her.

So I think they have even more of a reason to be concerned after this episode. After this, you think, I think, so.

All right, well, let us know, let us know what you think. Obviously, we're gonna post it to Maine. Be nice, give us a thumbs up or a thumbs down in terms of hire to fired.

We just don't.

Don't be rude, just just be be kind. Respond how you would like to see it. If you were Molly, how about that.

But they're not Molly because she needs to be one of them.

So respond when she said, respond like you listen to the Unofficial Expert podcast. Okay, hired or fired, do what's on your heart and try to be nice because she will see them.

But also it did really take me out when she said, I'm surprised that no one else is doing this, and I'm like doing what free work? I don't understand. I just I don't get it, she says, she do improv.

That was for me.

Andrew.

Now you know we all know that, you know us talking about money. Listen, we're not always getting paid what we deserve. It's not free, but sometimes damn near.

Yes, So let's let's be.

Kind on the money talk because we've we've done a couple of things for peeps that were like, Mitch, what.

How did I get wrapped up in this?

Yeah? That's true.

No, I'm I'm actually humbling myself as well.

Andrew. You did great work today, truly you did. You was on it, and we will.

We will give you the Token of the Day, Token of the day for really stepping up and and putting making sure that our safety is first.

I don't know what Token of the Day is. I didn't know he was doing that. But this is cool the first day that that's happened.

But I.

Friends, okay, and I see city laying back fully on the couch, comfortable. I'm not recording on a second episode, SAMs Molly, So guys, obviously let us know what you're thinking the comments, rape comment, subscribe and if you're Molly's friend, you know we we can tell by how you respond.

Yeah, and if if you're Molly's friend, leave big tea in the comments.

Thanks, all right, bye, Forever Dog.

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