Something About Her is officially open, and Dylan starts today’s episode with some perspective on the long opening day line. Then, he recaps the latest episode of The Valley, in which the male/female dynamics on the babymoon from hell are extremely distressing. He also weighs a listener question about whether Jax has ulterior motives for his treatment of Brittany, or if he’s just an a-hole. Later, he digs into the mailbag for some listener questions about the future of Summer House and which Hou...
May 23, 2024•39 min
Dylan is back with more things to rant about, starting with the latest pair of Bravo car accidents. Kathryn Dennis is the latest Bravoleb with a DUI, and it's really getting depressing. Meanwhile, there's another issue plaguing the community: bad veneers. Dylan reviews the Summer House reunion looks and shares his thoughts on some dental upgrades. Later, he recaps part two of the Vanderpump Rules, and bids farewell to Jo for the last time (maybe). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
May 22, 2024•36 min
Entering the new week, the biggest news around Bravo is the long-awaited opening of Something About Her. Dylan kicks off the episode with a rundown of the internet’s reactions to the sandwiches in question, and a broader look at what we expect from Bravoleb businesses. Then, he pivots to the Jersey shore, where the RHONJ cast delineations are starting to cause some big-picture problems. While Jennifer Aydin meanders down the boardwalk and Teresa hosts her third goodbye dinner for Gabriella, the ...
May 20, 2024•31 min
It’s a mixed bag on the podcast today, as Dylan returns from his food poisoning fog to share some thoughts on why this season of Top Chef feels like a bit of a letdown. Then, he shares Kyle Richards’ latest RHOBH updates (from Amazon Live, naturally) and the weird inside joke between Amanda Batula and Jesse Solomon. Later, he discusses the new show announcements from Upfronts, including an NYC-based show that seems like a Summer House reboot waiting to happen. Finally, he shares who’s in this we...
May 16, 2024•26 min
Today, Dylan sits down with Gibson Johns, host of Gabbing With Gib, for a catchup on the latest in the Bravo world. They start with the newly announced RHOA cast, and their hopes for the semi-reboot. Then, they unpack part one of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, and discuss how the fourth wall may be holding the show back at this point. Also, what is Lisa’s role here moving forward? From there, they segue into The Valley, which faces some interesting casting questions after a better-than-expected s...
May 15, 2024•44 min
For the first time in way too long, there are major Real Housewives updates on the agenda! First, Dylan shares the news that RHOC has picked up cameras in the wake of Jenn’s man’s alleged involvement in a major scandal, and the tea is hot. Then, he chats through the rumored additions to the RHOBH cast, before diving into the separation that’s rocking Encino: Dorit and PK. Later, he recaps the latest episode of RHONJ, extolling the virtues of Teresa and Melissa going their separate ways at last. ...
May 13, 2024•34 min
On today’s episode, Dylan is joined in the studio by half of Summer House’s new dynamic duo, Jesse Solomon. As he nears the end of his first season in the house (and more importantly, on national television), Jesse talks about his decision to join the show, and how he feels about it in hindsight. They talk about his friendship with fellow newbie West, and how he approached some of the existing dynamics within the group—including the major elephant in the room, Lindsay and Carl. In the wake of fi...
May 09, 2024•34 min
It’s Vanderpump Rules finale day, and Dylan breaks down what could be the last episode ever? But probably not. He digs into the wrinkles in Sandoval’s season-long plan to secure his position in the group, and the crucial errors he and others made in the final moments of the season. With complex fourth wall dynamics at play, he breaks down everything that happened at Kyle Chan’s Whiskey Launch Party (say that five times fast) and the hot mic moment that ended it all. Earlier in the episode, he di...
May 08, 2024•38 min
Hot off this season’s RHONJ premiere, Paterson legend Dolores Catania is in the studio to mention it all with Dylan. They chat about her eight-season journey on the show and how this year marked a shift in the cast dynamics. Dolores unpacks her constant efforts to maintain her relationships with the group and when neutrality is no longer an option. She also discusses her relationship with Paulie and why she doesn’t need a ring on her finger to feel secure. Later, she discusses the role social me...
May 06, 2024•36 min
To close the loop on another week, Dylan is back in the studio to talk all things Vanderpump Rules. First, he talks about the upcoming production pause between seasons, and what it might mean for the future of the show. Then, he recaps this week’s episode, where the underwhelming cast trip to San Francisco sees Ariana once again clearly stating her boundaries, and other people not respecting them. Elsewhere, Tom Schwartz makes a mess of his relationships with Katie and Jo, and Dan seems like the...
May 02, 2024•40 min
On today’s episode, Dylan sits down with Jesse Lally, one of the stars of Bravo’s breakout hit The Valley. They have lots to discuss, starting with how Jesse got involved in the world of reality TV in the first place. He chats about his experience filming the season and then gets real about navigating the last stages of his marriage in front of the cameras. He shares updates on where he and Michelle are at these days and what their dynamic might look like in season 2. He also weighs in on Kriste...
May 01, 2024•28 min
A new week means new Bravo drama, starting with an intriguing twist in the saga of Randall Emmett. How is he getting away with (allegedly) not paying people now? Then, Dylan digs into Alexia’s return to podcasting, where she shared lots of details about her painful split from Todd. Later in the episode, Dylan plays catchup on Summer House, analyzing the latest developments with Lindsay and Carl, Danielle’s strange position in the house, and why this season is refreshing when it comes to how the ...
Apr 29, 2024•39 min
After unpacking the news that Sonja Morgan’s townhouse will be hitting the auction block (and checking his financials to see if he can afford it), Dylan opens up the Bravo Vault to talk about the premiere episode of NYC Prep. First of all, can we discuss how a show about literal children drinking and hooking up ever got made? Dylan reminisces on some of the best one-liners and storylines and shares some insights on how the cast is doing now. Later in the episode, Dylan names who landed in this w...
Apr 25, 2024•40 min
Recently returned from an epic trip to Lake Tahoe, Dylan hits the mic for his latest LVP restaurant review. What new fever dream decor choices have Lisa and Nick Alain cooked up this time? And who made it to the grand opening event? We’re mentioning it all. Earlier in the episode, Kim Zolciak is returning to the clickbait well once again. Later, Dylan discusses the latest episode of The Valley, and why he can’t wait for the (likely) reunion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...
Apr 24, 2024•40 min
The big news week continues, and Dylan starts by digging into the latest reported RHONY casting: Rebecca Minkoff. Aside from making the handbags you wore constantly in 2017, she’s got a deep past with Scientology, and Dylan unpacks how that may or may not be addressed on Bravo. Next, he shares the new/old Bravo shows that are streaming on Peacock, and reminisces about his closeted days of watching NYC Prep. Later, he recaps this week’s Vanderpump Rules, featuring a lot of Rachel and Bethenny, pl...
Apr 18, 2024•36 min
In the wake of an epic Bravo news day, Andy’s Girls host Sarah Galli returns to the podcast to help Dylan sort through the shrapnel. They quickly discuss Jenn Pedant’s engagement to her questionable man Ryan, before getting to the more pressing matter at hand: Crystal’s departure from RHOBH. With five wives remaining (for now), where does this franchise really need to go? They also diagnose RHOP’s remaining issues after Candiace and Robyn have left, and talk about the greater issues within the H...
Apr 17, 2024•46 min
In this jam-packed Monday episode, Dylan rattles through all the latest Bravo happenings, from Teresa’s iconic run-in with Taylor Swift at Coachella, to the late-breaking news that Todd Nepola filed for divorce from Alexia. Can RHOM PLEASE start filming now?! It’s also time to address Robyn Dixon’s firing from Potomac, along with part three of the reunion, and where that struggling franchise is headed in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 15, 2024•35 min
As we hit the halfway point on this season of Summer House, Bravo vet Amanda Batula hits the studio to catch up with Dylan. They chat a bit about how this season ranks in relation to others, from top-tier newbies to some, uh, extremely challenging relationship dynamics. Speaking of, they dig into what happened with Lindsay and Carl both on camera and off, and Amanda discusses navigating complex issues in such a close environment. She also gets candid about the ups and downs of her own relationsh...
Apr 11, 2024•31 min
After taking a week off of The Valley, Dylan comes back to a mess of epic proportions, and it all traces back to one person: Kristen Doute. He unpacks the racist/Republican accusation saga, and why Kristen is getting in the way of her own HBIC status. He also notes Brittany’s recent run of press, and why her issues with Jax seem more real than ever. Later, he recaps this week’s Vanderpump Rules, where Jo finds herself on the back burner once and for all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Apr 10, 2024•35 min
Dylan is back from vacation, and today’s episode is full of updates from every corner of the Bravo-verse. In New Jersey, Rachel Fuda takes a shot at Tre on social media, while Vanderpump Rules is under the microscope with a new lawsuit from Faith Stowers. Dylan breaks down what we already knew, and the new info that could make this a big deal. Then, he catches up on the first few weeks of the Top Chef season, and weighs in on the new elements this year. Finally, he discusses some tragic news fro...
Apr 08, 2024•38 min
For today’s episode, Dylan is joined by the star of Bridgerton, Derry Girls, and the upcoming show Big Mood, Nicola Coughlan (who also happens to be a massive Bravo fan). They dive into Nicola’s Bravo background, which shows she watches on set, and how Vanderpump Rules helped her escape the darkness of her latest role. She also shares a hilarious story about running into a Real Housewife on the streets of New York City. Later, she and Dylan chat about this season of Vanderpump Rules, and Nicola ...
Apr 04, 2024•32 min
Dylan sits down to record one last episode before heading off on vacation, and the happy hour vibes are strong as he dishes on Jill Zarin’s nightmare appearance on Below Deck. We need more Bravolebs on boats! Then, he turns his attention to this week’s Vanderpump Rules, where we finally get a Godzilla vs. Kong-style smackdown with Tom and Ariana. Things are predictably bleak on that front, but there’s some progress between Schwartz and Katie, and if all else fails, at least Assistant Anne will h...
Apr 03, 2024•32 min
Fighting through allergy season and RHOP apathy, Dylan starts the week with an impassioned plea to Bravo stars everywhere: don’t f*cking drink and drive!!! From there, he unpacks Rihanna’s misguided advice to Kyle Richards, and who might be joining the RHOBH cast in the future. Later, he recaps part one of the Potomac reunion, where Andy tells the cast what we’re all thinking. Dylan finishes the episode with a salute to the one RHOP lady giving us what we actually need. Learn more about your ad ...
Apr 01, 2024•32 min
For today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson, hosts of the Camp Counselors podcast (and of course, avid Bravo viewers). They discuss which Housewives would make the best (or worst) camp counselors, and more broadly, what they like to see from reality cast members. They also discuss the recent casting news coming out of Potomac, along with Annemarie’s lengthy statement on her RHOBH departure. Later, they nominate cast members for next season of The Traitors, and ge...
Mar 28, 2024•48 min
It’s been a minute since we had a solo catchup, and Dylan wastes no time getting into the latest news in the saga of Larsa and Marcus. And while we’re on the subject, why on earth is Miami filming delayed?? After spiraling for a few minutes, Dylan heads west to LA, where Jo’s presence on Vanderpump Rules is a continued source of confusion. Later, it’s time to talk about The Valley, which is working for one key reason that Dylan breaks down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
Mar 27, 2024•38 min
This week, Summer House Martha’s Vineyard is back for a second season, and standout star Jordan Emanuel is in the Betches studio to tell Dylan all about it. She presses rewind on her whirlwind Bravo journey over the last two years, from the Vineyard to the Winter House and back again. From there, Dylan asks about all the important issues this season, including Jordan’s lingering issues with Jasmine. Later, Jordan reflects on her journey thus far, and what she sees in her future. Learn more about...
Mar 25, 2024•32 min
On the eve of this season’s Potomac finale, Mia Thornton stops by the studio to bring us up to speed on all the mess. She gets real about the personal journey she’s been on the last few years, and why she hasn’t shied away from sharing it all on camera. Later, she and Dylan talk through some of the larger issues the group is facing this year, and whether the reunion might bring much-needed resolution. Also, Mia breaks down the situation with Deborah at the GNA fashion show, and why things go lef...
Mar 21, 2024•29 min
For this week’s Vanderpump Wednesday, Dylan is joined by none other than VPR OG Katie Maloney. They start by looking back on the past year, and how filming season 11 felt different after the Scandoval whirlwind. Katie then shares her views on some of the biggest issues of the season, including Scheana’s tendency to forgive and Sandoval’s faulty apologies. Later, she teases what to expect from the upcoming reunion, and whether she’ll be watching The Valley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Mar 20, 2024•33 min
For this week’s Monday catchup, Dylan is joined by Betches’ own Samantha Bush, the mind behind the new pop culture account, Always On. They chat through all the biggest trending topics, like the details of Jax and Brittany’s separation, and Leah McSweeney’s bait-and-switch maneuver with her lawsuit. Later, they talk about their chronically online Bravo theories, and speculate on which Bravolebs have the highest screen time. @alwayson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 18, 2024•44 min
It’s curtains for another season of RHOBH, and Dylan returns to break down part 3 of the reunion. But before that, we’ve gotten another frustratingly interesting clip from Buying Beverly Hills, in which Mauricio addresses his feud with the Hilton family. Paris Hilton saw it too, and Dylan breaks down her epic clap back. Back to RHOBH, Dylan picks apart Kyle’s stances on Mauricio and Morgan, and laments the premature departure of Sutton and Garcelle. Later, he shares some stray thoughts on this w...
Mar 14, 2024•37 min