Meat in the Middle podcast

Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy•www.patreon.com

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

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Episodes

305 Closure Bombing

Andy misses the days of homeless tramps. Dan revisits his past. Tyler sees politics impacting business. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jul 18, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 305

304 Perfect Jerkle

Andy dealt with court. Dan had a bachelor party. Tyler walked out of a Primus concert. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jul 01, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 304

303 Little Incest Rules

Andy loses his shit over a bad faith dogwalker. Dan exposes some cops' oppressing a wheelchair guy. Tyler reports on a boomer security shooter. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jun 11, 2025•41 min•Ep. 303

302 Daddy Beats Children

Andy turns 43. Dan covers a case won by the ACLU. Tyler agrees the government should be more responsible. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

May 22, 2025•38 min•Ep. 302

301 Westside Eviction Train

Andy continues to struggle with his Mom's death. Dan write's an obituary for Andy. Tyler is made the subject of a false flag. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

May 05, 2025•27 min•Ep. 301

300 Panty Science

It's our epic 300th episode. Please support our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/meatinthemiddle Andy got someone fired. Dan gets to finally experiences Comedy Night (vg). Tyler has a booking mishap. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Apr 11, 2025•53 min•Ep. 300

299 Doggy Style Suicide

Andy perfects an impression. Dan discusses a death with dignity. Tyler feels liberated by the new retirement plan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Mar 30, 2025•30 min•Ep. 299

298 Wolf Warrior Taper

Andy discusses Chinese international diplomacy. Dan learns some dating jargon. Tyler learns about baby hair. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Mar 14, 2025•36 min•Ep. 298

297 Pink Belly Bullies

Andy get's temu'd. Dan get's grossed out. Tyler identifies as a foreign kid. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Mar 07, 2025•31 min•Ep. 297

296 Responsible Mauri Piss

Andy is against the death penalty for sex offenders. Nam defends step dads. Dan put a hole in a hotel wall. Tyler gets a dna test. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Feb 21, 2025•39 min•Ep. 296

295 White Light I.C.E.

Andy almost bear sprays a woman. Dan confesses. Nam's friend might get deported. Tyler proposes Andy have his Chinese Mom deported. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Feb 14, 2025•46 min•Ep. 295

294 Ticket to Ride but Unjustly Up Andy's Ass

Andy gets permission to use Nam's electricity. Dan gets a lovely gesture from Andy in the form of black arm bands. Nam clearly cheats at board games. Tyler considers flying to Pakistan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Feb 07, 2025•48 min•Ep. 294

293 Road Rage Walk Out

Andy almost gets citizen arrested. Dan sees a friend off to the next life. Nam boils over at work. Tyler does some AI research. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 293

292 Shorts in Court

Andy shares some comedy drama. Dan has a serious infection. Nam rides stinky public transit. Tyler confirms an esoteric comedy rule. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jan 24, 2025•32 min•Ep. 292

291 Puke Bait

Andy shares a dumb movie. Dan learns about Big Johnson. Nam tries to sing a Ted Nugent song. Tyler shares some exclusive Dope Show footage with us. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jan 15, 2025•29 min•Ep. 291

290 Streaking Through the Quad

The Meat Boys interview Timmy Booth and hear all about his travels to the Fringe festival in Scotland. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Jan 08, 2025•39 min•Ep. 290

289 The 2024 Christmas Episode

Enjoy Christmas All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Dec 24, 2024•28 min•Ep. 289

288 Poop in the Streak; Knife in the Sink

Andy shares a story of DV. Dan slowly drowns. Nam wrecked a towel. Tyler shares some tips on approaching women. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Dec 18, 2024•31 min•Ep. 288

287 Tarot Card Package Thief

Andy finds discusses The King of Wands. Dan shares his favorite gun. Nam handles an asshole. Tyler guesses one of Andy's segments perfectly. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Dec 06, 2024•25 min•Ep. 287

286 Super Cut of Misinformation

Andy debunks hurricane rumors. Dan finds a new sucker. Nam couldn't work his Pople. Tyler's closer was problematic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Nov 27, 2024•50 min•Ep. 286

285 F.R.I.E.S

Andy and Nam couldn't get into a movie. Dan reads prison reviews. Tyler is on Ozempic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Music: Let Us Make The World A Loving Place . This beautiful nostalgic song comes from the middle Kingdom. You may recognize it from a strange trend of rural Chinese nostalgia videos often featuring a corner store, a clumsy old man as the clerk, a young girl who often steals things, and an array of Chinese snacks like mini crabs, and snails. Equal parts, hau...

Nov 14, 2024•54 min•Ep. 285

284 Picky Piggy Hands

Andy reads dark poetry. Dan has a hot take on Krispey Kreme. Nam wants to go out for pizza. Tyler went to a DSBM show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Music: Shoutout to Krispy Kreme, and all the fat kids out there This bud's for you C.R.E.A.M -Dan (in the wheelchair)

Nov 02, 2024•49 min•Ep. 284

283 Cold Clam Soup

Andy sang karaoke. Dan learns about a local soup pot. Nam learns about angry dragons. Tyler flies first class. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: This track isn’t lesser known, but it goes hard Shout out to Andy’s niece clearing fools off the map on Fortnite

Oct 22, 2024•38 min•Ep. 283

282 Pentagram Face Jams

Andy was in a play. Dan is getting married. Nam loved Buttermilk Biscuits. Tyler loved Aqua. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro song: This lesser known banger is by Billy Cobb. It’s called “Do You Remember This Song?” It’s a parody of late 90s alt rock but you already knew that.

Oct 09, 2024•34 min•Ep. 282

281 Panic Where the Dicks Go

Andy comes in too early with the crimes of Gérard Depardieu. Dan has the dirt on the labor day weekend traffic jam. Nam found bags of his dad's porn and guns. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: “This lesser known banger is by Jacques Loussier. Eminem and Dr. Dre stole this melody, didn’t attribute the original and got sued successfully, settling for an undisclosed amount of money. Enjoy this banger we just stole again from Jacque. we are broke so good luck suing us.” - D...

Sep 21, 2024•55 min•Ep. 281

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