Matt Storrs is punk rock. It has been known since he first saw a bassoon and said, "Yes, this is perfect!" Matt tells Tina Watsky all he knows about the origins of punk. Turns out his punk idols are Hildegard von Bingen, Beethoven, and Mozart. Plus a discussion of the Phoenix music scene and the perils and dangers of buying a band t-shirt. All today on Mattsplaining.
Ella Fritts (@fancymeatfritts) joins Matt Storrs to discuss the disaster that was DashCon which, in news to Matt, was not a Dashboard Confessional convention. The convention did not include carnival games based upon Dashboard Confessional songs such as "Vindicated" dunk tank or the "Don't Wait" balloon and dart game. Matt describes the Chris Carrabba kissing booth and the quick spread of disease with the thousands of attendees. Was there Heartbeat Here ball pit and wading through emotions? Did W...
Caring for diabetic cats is more than putting their necks in your mouth can carrying them from one insulin shot to the next. Matt Storrs speaks with expert Rory Scholl (rorysrangerz) to discus the famous diabetic cats in history and media. They discuss the Lion King often missed message to diabetics. What Garfield can teach us about choosing our carbohydrates. After this episode you'll be ready to take care of your sugar baby and making them into cyborgs. The Thanksgiving Scarecrow http://bitly....
Matt Storrs celebrates Presedent's Day with a friend of the show and friend of life Hattie Hayes ( https://hattiehayes.com ) an excellent writer and expert on poetry. Matt explains poetry and its massive influence on the world of fashion and hats. A discussion on how ASMR, the most modern form of poetry. They uncover the John Keats hat conspiracy and how it influences media to this day! Debunking the difficulty of deciphering poetry. A fantastic rendition of William Carlos Williams's Red Wheelba...
Today Matt Storrs sits down with comedian and high-powered banker Kristofer Royer and explains the most often overlooked aspects of commercial banking. They discuss the emotional capital of the finest business deals and how a good bank can help resolve many romantic disputes. Matt uncovers the dark history of friendship bracelets and their connections to the criminal underworld. It's not an illegal business, it's an undocumented business. Plus, a causal drop of "piercing the veil. Start your bus...
Matt Storrs explains the Dan Harmon Extended Universe (DHEU) to expert David Piccolomini (@dpiccomedy) and notes how Mr. Harmon's whole career may be to create a litmus test of personalities. That and how bad of a person Chevy Chase is. They discuss the fascinating connection between Chevy Chase and Hulk Hogan. There's talk of story structure, how to apologize publicly, and commitment to growth "f you're wrong on something, the quickest way to be right on it is to learn that you're wrong." Watch...
Matt Storrs explains his TMNT chart to expert Brian McGuinness (https://twitter.com/laughatbrian). Yes he is a Donatello Sun. Brian is a teenage mutant ninja turtle super fan and expert but he somehow hadn't heard of the missing turtle based on Hieronymus Bosch (Hermy). Together, Brian and Matt discuss Corey Feldman's best work and the various rivalries between the turtles and other teams of mutated young adults. Plus there's a discussion on a toy room that would impress even the coldest heart. ...
Matt Storrs explains startup fundraising to Jeffrey Shaw (Underground Cellar). Is seed (and nut) funding tied to the success of California almond heists? Maybe. The joys of cold emailing Sharks and using multiple nos from Mark Cuban to garner support from Barbara Corcoran. Matt insists on the importance of color schemes in creating a great business and Jeff patiently corrects and guides Matt through how rounds of fundraising can go. Plus, local business money laundering!
Batman expert Danny Rathbun joins Matt Storrs only to be Mattsplained regarding the world's greatest detective. Danny patiently listens as Matt details the unproduced plans for the Clayface movie and how Gotham City is the neurotoxin capital of the world. They also discuss Jon Hamm's dreams of taking over the classic villain Egghead from Vincent Price. With egg prices where they are, maybe it's time. Then there's the sexual misadventures of Batman and the bathhouse history of New York. This epis...
Fresh off their time at San Francisco Sketchfest, Matt Storrs uses his resting NPR voice to discuss the bands of rampaging horses with Hayden Kristal (@haydenkristal). Hayden clarifies some of Matt's most offensive inaccuracies while also providing insight into what it takes to care for Squidward and the rest of the 6+(?) horses for which they care. Plus the magic of a Mustang makeover and the comfort of riding leggings and breeches.
Comedian Glen Tickle (Dry Bar Comedy), joins Matt Storrs to talk chess only for Matt to "Mattsplain" the game. Matt discusses the romantic history of chess and how it related to the standard exchange of pheasants. How Queen's Gambit will reshape chess and how scandal could usher in unexpected chess-related kinks. Game Theory, Magnus Carlsen, Hans Niemann, competition, intrigue, good high-quality conversation. This episode has it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR3Lw4H3_nO6xhyKoZWKYcG...
These are the stories of how there were multiple Law and Order spin-offs that didn't see the light of day. Matt Storrs Mattsplains Law and Order: SVU to comedian and superfan Dan Bublitz Jr. (dbubcomedy). Christopher Meloni has single handly saved leg day. "The hips go into the sky like Chris Meloni's meaty thighs" -the unused tagline for the Booty Bumper. We discuss The Happytime Murders, real-world inspiration for episodes, and the magic of cross-over episodes. https://www.danbublitz.com/ http...
Matt Storrs explains arm wrestling (competitive hand holding according to Matt) to enthusiasts and coy-expert William Bishop (https://www.facebook.com/william.bishop.796). They talk about wrist strength, con men, and new forms of therapy. Arm wrestling has never been more popular and if you've taken a gander at SCHOOLBOY or Candian Devon Larratt's unbelievable video (if you haven't checked them out) you're going to enjoy this episode that opens up the community that is arm wrestling. Learn more:...
Comedian and actor Michael Margetis (https://margetismoviereviews.com and Pizza Party) joins Matt Storrs only for Matt to Mattsplain The Sopranos. They go over the little-known plans for a Big Pussy spinoff for HBO. There was David Chase’s fight for the musical episode and how the Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped what could have been one of the best musical episodes in history. But respect to Anthony Kiedis and Flea for sticking to their guns. We discuss alternative psychiatrists for Tony that migh...
Matt Storrs know a lot about tarot, less so about the bodies of water in Egypt. The parting of the Nile?? Not so much. Lyssa Mandel (@aflockofsandwiches) brings her expertise to talk tarot and tarot readings. Did Nancy Regan have a connection to tarot cards that lead to the ill effects it had on the war on drugs? Possibly. There's a brief discussion of the Jungian interpretation of the metaphysical and how currants are the most mystical fruit. If you're starting your hero's journey into tarot, t...
Today Matt Storrs celebrates America's second prankster Alexander Hamilton with Alex Fossella (@afossella / @alexfossella). Alex sets Matt straight with the details they left out of the hit Broadway musical as well as tips on how to be a better statesman. Plus, a brief discussion on modern and historical culottes. This episode has everything! Learn more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/broadway-baby/id1418029487?mt=2 https://smile.amazon.com/Alexander-Hamilton-Ron-Chernow-audiobook/dp/B000...
Matt Storrs METS-SPLAINS the Mets to diehard fan Stan Talouis (@funnymanstan). The origins of the blue-orange contrast and how it might be a secret plot to bring in new Mets fans. Matt discusses his love of Arancini Bros. Risotto Ball Roulette the most dangerous food competition at the family-friendly Citi Field. They talk about the history of New York stadiums and the vibes of the two parks. What will new owner Steve Cohen do? We have ideas, hopes, and dreams. Also, Matt Storrs is a friend of a...
Friendship expert Jillian Richardson (@thatjillian / The Joy List) joins Matt Storrs to hear Matt explain the "best" way to maintain and gain friends as an adult. Jillian sets Matt straight with examples from her work as well as insight from her considerable experience. It'll be especially helpful if your New Year's Resolution includes finding new friends. Learn more: "The Ultimate Guide To Making Friends in NYC" Un-Lonely Planet: How Healthy Congregations Can Change the World...
Today we learn about the failed "Bang Baptism" as Matt Storrs tries to Mattsplain coffee to Kelsey Luks (https://www.tiktok.com/@genderinthiseconomy and https://twitter.com/StepDaddyKelz). We "learn" of coffee's revisionist origins and the tradition of mispronounced names. The Roanoke colony inspired Johnny Appleseed? Maybe, you'll have to listen to learn about that and the magic that is coffee. Learn more: Counter Culture Coffee https://www.instagram.com/counterculturecoffee/
Matt Storrs is joined by Brook Pridemore (https://brookpridemore.bandcamp.com/) in what might be the most informative chat yet. They discuss the largest ball of string AND twine in Minnesota, the welcoming nature of the Walmart parking lot, and the death metal origins of the camper life movement. See Brook and support their work: https://www.patreon.com/Brookpridemore https://www.instagram.com/brookpridemore https://www.tiktok.com/@brookpridemore...
The love of Gremlins and distrust of capitalism unites Matt Storrs and Dani Aherns (@DaniOverHere) this Christmas season. Matt uncovers Howie Mandel's Method acting tendencies and his surprising connection to Vin Diesel. Capitalism punishes you even if you don't make mistakes, so make the right choice and check out this episode and add Gremlins to your Christmas watchlist.
On today's MATTSPLAINING, Matt Storrs learns that the Burnout video game series by Acclaim is not the same as "Burnout" which can still lead to a lot of heart-pumping. Burnout expert Chloe Brooks (https://www.chloerbrooks.com/) patiently walks Matt through the symptoms and warning signs of burnout. There's talk "quiet quitting" as well as the best types of wood to pick if you don't want your office table flipped. Good tips all around. Learn more: Fried the Burnout Podcast Burnout: The Secret to ...
In this episode of MATTSPLAINING, Michael Palladino (cycle_tarantino) helps solve the mystery of what famous actors had roles in Unsolved Mysteries. Here's a hint, the ones Matt Storrs mentions may not be accurate. They reminisce about how upsetting the show could be and think about how oddly comforting Robert Stack could be. You'll enjoy it and maybe you can help solve a mystery.
Myth, and legends, we cover all sides of Ultimate on Mattsplaining. Lydia Manning (@lydiawomanning) joins Matt Storrs to discuss ultimate (Frisbie if you're casual). Matt tries to uncover the ancient and dangerous origins of the sport while Lydia sets him straight about this soon-to-be Olympic sport. Strategy, technique, conflict resolution, and birdwatching, the sport has everything. https://youtu.be/h3gk8QyNw_g Go support a local ultimate team like The Arizona Lawless or Skylab in Portland! Le...
Matt Storrs explains America's true greatest pastime, professional wrestling, to expert Dale Rasmussen. Dale drops an elbow of knowledge, correcting Matt and exposing the roots of what could be a true art form. They talk AEW and WWE. They discuss tag teams, natural disasters, and the prison industrial complex.
Matt Storrs chats with clinical ethicist Lexi White and tries to decipher what she does based on word association. He gets shockingly close. They go on to discuss the Hippocratic Oath dealio and the best time to discuss Kirkergard and when somewhat might lose a foot. In a first for the show, and despite Matt's lack of knowledge on the subject, there's a decent chance the episode could be used to teach people about the profession. Be sure to sign up to be an organ donor and thank your DMV worker ...
Matt Storrs discusses the history of bagels with Charles Blokenfeld (https://www.instagram.com/bagelfelds/). After starting into the bagel-making business, Charles has made Bagelfeld's (29th Street and Thomas) a Phoenix staple being one of the only independent bagel shops in America's 5th largest city. That doesn't stop the drove of people thinking they know better. Many well-meaning experts (6-12-year-olds) insist the pizza bagel be added to the menu. We talk water, we talk temperature, we talk...
Matt Storrs chats with Archer Rosenkrantz (https://linktr.ee/archiebeshort) and links the furry fandom to Ancient myth and legend. Did it all start out of a hybrid cult of the furries and Dionysus? Unlikely. That doesn't stop Archer from setting Matt straight and explaining the history of a joyful and welcoming community. Learn More: https://furscience.com/
The true reason for the burning of the city of Alexandria is REVEALED as Matt Storrs sits down with Shawn Collins (All Puppet Players) to discuss live puppet theater. There's talk of spells, stagecraft, and a passing reference to Corey Feldman. The history of puppets and puppeteering is vast and full of wonder, unfortunately, Matt seems to think he knows about the secret history. Find out more: If you're in Phoenix, get your tickets to Die Hard: A Christmas Story https://tickets.phoenixtheatre.c...
Napoleon didn't listen to his generals or his hand puppet. Had he, the world could have been very different. Matt Storrs sits down with Emmett Montgomery (Sugar Plum Gary, in December, go see it if you can!) and discusses a passion project of paper bag puppets. https://www.instagram.com/emmettmontgomery/?hl=en See Emmett in Sugar Plum Gary this December at 18th and Union in Seattle! https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824/production/1143307
