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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillisaudioboom.com
Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.
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Episodes

Ep 329- God Rules

Nik Oldershaw from the Coward Hour joins the cast and talks about getting paid for medical studies, being homeless, and a bunch of other stuff. Fukkin ruled Support the D.a.w.g.z.@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 23, 20201 hr 18 min

Ep 328- Undercover Homeless

Dude, sh*t yeah man. We just sat down and freaking did this one, riding off this crazy chill vibe that eventually led to us discussing THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF OUR HOMELESS IN THE NAME OF PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE (AKA SCIENCE!!!) Topix include: Minks crushing rats, winders vs piles, fiber gummies, gay pleasures, Iranian Doctors and so much more of these topics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 15, 20201 hr 10 min

Ep 327-Hetero Male Adoption

Shane Lesner out here going winning the Gold Medal with a broken neck aka migraine. That's heart. That's dedication. That's playing for keeps. SMGDMFH You guys just don't get it, do you? Topix include: Shane's graine, Shane thinking he has covid, but is really just hungover, McCusker=autism, free peasantries, coins and war, greek rites of initiation, Gettysburg voice, and so much more Support the Dawgz @ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live Learn more about your ad choice...

Dec 09, 20201 hr 11 min

Ep 326-Before and After

Big Billy joins the squad and the whole damn thing devolves into a big game of gotcha. Just three bros having a goof on each other. We basically just get each other's goats for an hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 02, 20201 hr 25 min

Ep 325- Defending our Democracy

Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless. Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 25, 20201 hr 6 min

Ep 324- Drenched

Lock down...engage. The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 20201 hr 14 min

Ep 323- 40 More Days

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right? Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national se...

Nov 10, 20201 hr 10 min

Ep 321- Shrek 1

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!! Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop a tee @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 28, 20201 hr 35 min

Ep 320- Horse Tail

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother. Support the D.A.W.G.Z @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Merch@ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 20, 20201 hr 16 min

Ep 319-CBDhab

The D.A.W.G.Z. convene on a mild-weathered Tuesday and shoot the breeze. We talkin bout all kinds of fun stuff. Also the Woodman shows up as well. support the dawgz@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 14, 20201 hr 44 min

Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid

Comedian Nate Marshall joins the d.a.w.g.z. for a bit of a sit down. Tales of the Harrisburg/Lancaster comedy scene are told where Nate gets into a questionable fight. Other topix include: Covid, grounding, and general sword talk. LeZ Go!! Listen to the rest of the ep and Support the dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Buy hot tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 07, 20201 hr 16 min

Ep 317- Barndog

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 30, 20201 hr 23 min

Ep 316- Johnny Hollywood

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 23, 20201 hr 12 min

Ep 115- Hype Beasts

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more. Support the cast @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 16, 20201 hr 39 min

Ep 314- Sam and Shane's Secret Doug-cast

Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing? Find out. Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light" And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey" Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 11, 202058 min

Ep 313a Return of the Stoner Dads

The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed. Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. Learn more about y...

Sep 09, 20201 hr 12 min

Ep 312-Fat Attack

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on. Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action. Don't buy the hype. In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hipp...

Sep 02, 20201 hr 33 min

Ep 311- U.S.A. 2.0

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 25, 20201 hr 10 min

Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 18, 20201 hr 20 min

Ep 309- Homosapiens

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 12, 20201 hr 13 min

Ep-308 Love in Australia

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. Learn more abou...

Aug 05, 20201 hr 16 min

Ep 307- Shatgazi

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 29, 20201 hr 21 min

Ep 306-Spuddoula

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other. God bless. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 22, 20201 hr 3 min

MSSP Exclusive: Puppy Girl Jenna

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 16, 20201 hr 12 min

Ep 305- Teenis Envy

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should. Hail Cannon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 15, 20201 hr 7 min

Ep 304- Green Skins and Vampires

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 08, 20201 hr 19 min

Ep 303- Stuck at the track

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho. Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 01, 20201 hr 10 min

Dog Girl

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!! Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 24, 20202 hr 13 min

Ep 301- Fat Sparta

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move. Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither. Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff. Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8 Support the D.A.W.G.Z @pat...

Jun 18, 20201 hr 57 min

Ep 300-Emergency Teenis

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff. Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 10, 20201 hr 44 min
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