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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillisaudioboom.com
Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.
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Ep 300-Emergency Teenis

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff. Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 10, 20201 hr 44 min

The Shat Prophecies

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the...

Jun 01, 20201 hr 51 min

Dad Dwyer

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs. Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!! Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

May 27, 20201 hr 13 min

Tybalt's Hole

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts. Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing. Support the DAWGZ: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 20, 20201 hr 38 min

Fueled By Hate

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!! Watch the Video: https://youtu.be/c_AUvix7fpM Support the D.A.W.G.Z: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod ...

May 12, 20201 hr 51 min

O'Connor's new leaf

O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message. Watch the Pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfuPlUTJjs&feature=youtu.be Support the DawgZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 30, 20201 hr 32 min

Standing on The Gravitron

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation. Watch the video: https://youtu.be/Sfkxozmg7S8 Support the Dawgz and get extra stuff: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 21, 20201 hr 36 min

The McCusker Family Curse

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 12, 20201 hr 37 min

Next Level

The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us? continuation of ep on patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/35653187 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Apr 05, 20201 hr 13 min

John McAfee Please Don't Kill Us

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 31, 20201 hr

Secure the Bug Out Bag w/ Tom Green

International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Also, support the paytch: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Video: https://youtu.be/lsHLLrTs4ug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 28, 202040 min

Wahlberg

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong! Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzFJOrTPys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 23, 20201 hr 32 min

Geezer Face

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ... Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would. The cast is on video too now: https://youtu.be/Ag_JwzD The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Mar 16, 20201 hr 15 min

Bull's Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition

Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals? Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 10, 20202 hr 19 min

Incredible Acts Of Bravery

One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth. Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 03, 20201 hr 13 min

Spheres

O'Connor joins the cast, thinking he knows about space and shit and turns out he knows a little, but not as much as Sagan, Degrasse (not guilty), and McCusker. Topix include: Shane getting subliminally bullied by big Phil, O'Connor loving war, and a buncha other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 25, 20201 hr 14 min

Inner Core

Daddy-Shane has finally come home to learn his nasty little son was smoking pot and carrying on with his buddies while he was away. Discipline is in order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 23, 20201 hr 8 min

The Church of Sacred Dawgology

The word has been made flesh. Please listen and enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 14, 20201 hr 56 min

The Scotty Defense

The D.A.W.G.Z. celebrate a big victory at Top Golf and then get right down to biz. We talk about getting scurred after watching The Outsider, Moose's munching Pumpkins, Maritime Law, and of course...The Scotty Defense The sequel to this ep can be found below https://www.patreon.com/posts/33726037 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 04, 20201 hr 16 min

The ALL NEW Chevy Ted Cruze

Sup DAWGZ. We talked some mothercuffin shop on this one. Basically took stock of our podcast umbrella, investigated links between bat munchin and that new scary disease, talked about ego ascension, Shane's sick night, and MOREEEEEEEEE Also peep the Patreon to get into PT 3 of HarderCore History Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 29, 20201 hr 15 min

Santa Maria

Adonai Blesses the DAWGZ with his humble teacher goddess, Santa Maria. Hear her teachings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 20, 20201 hr 5 min

Woodman's Oral Presentations

Chris Wood ponies up to the table and displays his crafts for the DAWGZ who are very pleased with his efforts. here's his podcast if you're into him and want to check it out https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 14, 20201 hr 9 min

The Tesseract

The DAWGZ hop the fence and roam the neighborhood. Topics include Iran, Shane's sick tee, oceanography, dream projection, SSPX Church, and a bunch more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 05, 20201 hr 14 min

Stripper Party

Shane and O'Connies are coming off yet another big weekend on the road. Shane kept things low key due to his morality/tummy problems. Meanwhile O'Connies forged a strong alliance with a doomed soul who attempts to lead him toward the isle of the sirens. Cusk's channeling powers are tested when Shane, doing the bidding of the Orion group, test's his FAITH in the one true creator, Adonai. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 30, 20191 hr 32 min

How can we not talk about Santa?

Shane, coming off a hard weekend on the road, is greeted by the sixth dimensional mind/body/spirit complex referred to as Cuskie. Much of the vibrational sound complex's space/time is spent discussing The Ra Contact, Phil Getting Coal, How awesome Christmas is, Rosicrucianism, and many other thought/form distortions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 24, 20191 hr 56 min

Fart Talk

NGL alot of fart talk on this one. We do talk about other stuff, but mostly farts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 18, 20191 hr 22 min

Hot Viral Boyz

Chef Bezos and Elon Cusk are joined by Chris O'Connor for a topic-diverse romp on viral stars, Shane's interview, old shitty gigs, and then breaks into the exclusive award-winning Patreon History Cast: Hardercore History which is found hur: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32234743 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 10, 20191 hr 26 min

On Your Marks!

It's super late and the DAWGZ are having a sleep over. No bull. Real sleepover. On a weekday too. rest of the eppie on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/32079917 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 04, 20191 hr 3 min

How to be a Praya

Figured we'd break youz off with a little something to blast around the turkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 26, 20192 hr 5 min

The Party Prince

We talm bout Shane being at an Eagles game, The damned nature of Revolutions, Being naked in Florida, And then Prince Andrew and Englands bullshit ass political system with rulers and shyt. If you want the rest of the ep it's on the patreon link is below. https://www.patreon.com/posts/31750289 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 21, 20191 hr 16 min
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