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Hello and welcome to another Material Concerns episode of Material Girls. I'm Hannah McGregor. And I'm Marcel Kosman. And I'm Coach. Marcel, you're wearing... Such a cool pair of sunglasses right now. I'm sleepy. I don't want you to see how sleepy I am. I'm so tired. It's big, big rock star energy. You pulled an all-nighter.
You got to cover up your shame. You wouldn't believe the hickeys. You have hickeys? Let's see. No, I don't have hickeys. I'm 41 years old. If I ever am too old for hickeys, kill me. Wow. end it. Marcel, is having a bunch of hickeys your impression of a thing a rock star does? Yeah. Being young and sexy and having late night sexy nights. I guess. Find me a rock star who doesn't have a hickey and I'll show you a church singer. Huh? I don't know. Why are you so sleepy?
Too many kids? I have too many kids. is the main thing. I have too many kids and I have that problem that a lot of adults who may or may not have undiagnosed ADHD have, which is that you keep staying up late, even though you're really tired. So I like, I'm super tired. to go to bed at 10, but I end up going to sleep around 1.30 in the morning.
What is that? Revenge procrastination or revenge? Like there's a term for it. Yeah. Yeah. We'd said it so much in 2020 and now I can't ever remember exactly what it was called. And it's not entirely that. It'll also be things like I literally have chores that I can't.
do until the kids go to bed and yes you know like it's so it's a whole combination of things so I look really sleepy and I don't want the people to see it oh you look cool but now I look cool because I've got sunglasses yeah yeah you look cool as hell I also just like this as like the way that we, because the last material concerns I had glasses on because of my allergies, I think. No, you've gotten your eyebrows done.
You thought your eyebrows were too intense. Yeah. It was day one of eyebrow dyeing and you were like, this is too much. Oh, right. That's right. It was too much. Yeah. It really was. That probably means I'm due another dye job. Gotta go see my lady. Yeah. Get in there. Look at those pale brows. I can barely see what the heck. I'm disappearing into my white wall. Oh, boy. How are the two of you? I'm sleepy. Hey. Hey. How are you?
I'm good. It's nice out. I know that's always what I start with because it's like the biggest influence on my mental well-being. It's beautiful out, so that's good. I'm well, because I just chatted with one of our Patreon supporters who worked on Severance Season 1, and we have a substack that's coming out, but they worked on Season 1 of the show in the art department, so I just had a little 30-minute conversation with them.
And it was just really awesome. It was just like so fun. You know, all of our listeners are really cool people and it's rare that we actually got to like know them a little bit. So it was just really fun. So I'm in good spirits. We're going to fuck those good spirits. We're going to fuck them right up. Oh boy. How are you, Hannah? I am...
Currently staying with Friend of the Pod, Zina Sharman. And so I am having a lovely time. That is also why my recording is a bit more sort of chaotic than usual because I am in the guest room. Which hopefully will provide good audio because they just purchased a beautiful new thick pile shag rug. Oh, hell yeah. Which I am currently sitting on and it feels so squishy. Mommy-like. Mommy-like. It's so squishy that...
One of their three-year-olds tried to make off with it and move it into their room. Cute. And replace the rug in here with the rug that is in their room. Do you swap them away? Back one. No, this was before my arrival. There has been much child drama during my time here. One of the children swallowed a loony. What's a loonie? Oh, that's a, oh, like Canadian. A Canadian dollar. One dollar coin. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. A significant sized metal coin. And they did, in fact, need to have it.
removed at the hospital, but because Vancouver Island kind of is... It's both a real place that a lot of people live in and also not a real place. So there were no pediatric surgeons available on the entirety of Vancouver Island. So they had to be medevaced to Vancouver. Oh my God. So it's all been much more dramatic than ideally such a sort of active, youthful exuberance should require.
I'm getting so like financially anxious and then I'm like, it's Canada. It's Canada. Yeah, no, it's free. It's not going to cost. I know. But I like just know that for me, my whole body was like, I need to Venmo Xena and be like to help cover the, you know, it's so. Grim. In fact, at the end of it, they're going to get a dollar. All right. Into the first segment. Perfect.
This recording, we're starting with Creature Report because, you know, once again, eating my words. I don't think I was ever explicitly anti this segment. I think I just was like vaguely like... No, but we could tell. Yeah, you can tell. After four years, you can tell. Unfortunately for me, you can tell how I feel. But the people freaking love it. Yeah. In fact, there has been a request for you to name more of my plans and for me to check in on more of my plans.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Coach, activate creature report. Creature report. Creature report. Creature report. Hell yeah, dude. Great. I'm going to kick us off with Jodi. Can I show you Jodi? Yeah. Yes, please do. So I bet you're picturing a small little planter. I am. I am. Such a small little plant. A plant the size of a hand. Whoa. Sorry. Jodi's small, but Jodi's house is. Big. Jodi upgraded to a big old house. Jodi is an infant in a king-sized bed. That is Jodi. That's right. Jodi is...
Kristen Chenoweth in a mansion. Yeah, for those not watching our video clips. Yeah, or maybe our AI-generated, fully edited video episodes. Maybe we'll do that one day. Coach, you shut your goddamn mouth. Trust me, I know. I'm panicked about it. Anyway, the point is, for those who haven't seen the visual, Jodi is a really tiny... tiny three-leafed plant that was in a three-inch pot.
But now she's in a, I don't know, maybe it's a 12-inch diameter. She's in a bucket. Because I went to my roof to look for some planters. I was like, I can't buy a house for Jodi. I can't afford it. but I can repurpose a house. So now she's got, yeah, so she's doing okay. She's doing well, I think. She's got a lot of room to grow. Good for her. And then I would ask you to name this plant, but I've already named this plant Marcel.
That plant's name is Marcel. Sorry, you named that plant Marcel? Yeah, because she reminds me of you. You named her Marcel. Well, just now. Her name is Marcel. This is my plant Marcel. Plant Marcel. Okay. Look at her. She's beautiful. I'm not offended. She's in a gin bottle. It's perfect. Is that why? She's pink. She's got polka dots. She's in a gin bottle. Like, yeah, I get it. She's like somehow freaky, but also elegant. I don't know. Hey, now.
Yeah. I think that's like the highest compliment I can give Marcel. Freaky? And elegant at the same time. Are you kidding me? Did you not hear me say elegant? I know that you're obsessed with the idea that you're a normie, but like you're not a freak who's also elegant. You're a freak. A little freak.
He's a little freak. But I feel like because of rule of threes and for the request for more of a creature report, I need to find another plant. Yeah. You're just looking around your room like one might appear that you forgot existed? Yeah. Actually, there is one.
You need a Hannah is what you need. You've got a Marcel plant. You need a Hannah plant. I do. And I actually think I have the perfect plant. Please hold. I know you're like, we have no time, but whatever. No, no. No, we do. You're the boss. If you say we have time, we got time. Okay. Ready? I think this could be Hannah. It's two plants in one. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. A little Marcel and a little monster. Yeah.
So to describe for the people, it's a clay pot, probably five inches. I can't believe you guys asked for this, but... Well, here we go. It's the same plant as Marcel. It's a clipping of that. But then it's also a clipping of like a very cool Monstera, like a weird variation of a regular Monstera. A little bit more like hard edges, like a little bit more.
I'm going to rock and roll. Yeah. What do you think, Hannah? Do you feel yourself in it? Is a little bit rock and roll how we would describe me? I would call you probably very rock and roll. Wow. That's incredible. Wow. I'm really enjoying being described via plants today. That really works for me. Other people might not look at this plant and say it's rock and roll.
No, that plant's definitely rock and roll. That plant's definitely rock and roll. I think it's because I added them to the same pot because they are watered on the same frequency. And I was like, ooh, why don't I make a little like melange, like a little like freaky little Frankenstein. That's a level of plant caretaking that I didn't even know existed. I love plants. I didn't know you could put two plants in a pot to make one beautiful rock and roll. Hannah.
Hannah. Hannah. To make one Hannah. Two plants, one pot, one Hannah. That's my creature report. My creature report is that I am on the road currently. I just had the cutest little rock and roll. Right? I just had the cutest little writing retreat with friends of the pod, Xena Sharman and Carly Boyce. And so I have not seen my creatures in some time. But... The writing retreat was in Ladysmith, which is on Vancouver Island, and Zina's in-law's place, which directly overlooks a cove of the ocean.
And we saw so many ocean creatures. We saw so many ocean creatures. We saw seals. Cuties. I saw my first ever, like... in real life, in the wild, sea otters. Oh, cute. I was hoping you were going to say mermaid. Yeah, I did see my first ever mermaid for sure. No, I saw sea otters, which was so cute because they were floating around on their little backs. Yeah. It was so cute. We saw four billion oysters. We also saw, okay.
This is a thing that I encountered first in Animal Crossing and then realized is also real in the world. Okay. Which is that clams bury themselves in the sand and then they like... breathe by like squirting water up into the air and so there'll just be this like smooth sort of stretch of sand and then there's just these like
squirts just like coming out and that's where the I think it's clams I think it's clams under there but it's just it's a it's just like a little natural fountain I did not know these little Just these little squirts coming out. That's beautiful. So that was pretty exciting. I can't believe Marcel's tolerating your use of the term squirt. I don't mind the word squirt when it's in relation to clams and sand. Think about it for a second. And nature. Coach. Marcel loves context. I love context.
Stop it. Oh. Stop it, you little freak. Oh, wow. What? What? I just... I was just being a coy little clam. Just a coy little clam. Do it again. Okay. And also, Carly and I put our whole bodies in the ocean one day. It was. brisk. But while we were in there, I mean, we saw a million crabs and like big crabs, like size of your hand crabs, big red crab scuttling along. Wait, they're red before they get cooked? Yes. Whoa.
You might be thinking of lobsters. I obviously am. I thought it was true about crabs, too, but I'm delighted to hear that it's not. Nope. Red IRL. But also, there were these jellyfish, like... The size of a loony, if you will. I will. Just like jellyfishing around us. And at one point I accidentally kind of hit one with my hand. I didn't know it was there. I sort of moved my hand and was like, hit something. And was like, oh, that's hard.
And then I looked and it was a jellyfish, which is how I found out the jellyfish are hard. Did you know? I really assumed that they would be squished. I thought they were squished. But it was hard. Was it dried? No, it was in the ocean. It was actively in the ocean with me. Oh.
I didn't, like, get in there for another touch because – You don't want to be stung? Stingy? I didn't want to be stung. Stingy. But, like, they were tiny, tiny, tiny little jellyfish. Just little white jellyfish just like – And they're hard. Bloop, bloop, bloop. It was hard. I didn't know that.
Somebody listening right now is a marine biologist and you'll have to explain to me why that jellyfish was hard when I smacked it with my hand. This whole segment is perverted. Yeah. But that's my creature report. I miss my kitties. I'll be back on Sunday. which is in four days, and then I'm going to squish them so hard and kiss them on their little heads 100 times. Marcel? Yes? How's your creatures?
Uh, well, face the same. Um, she, uh, anytime, anytime that I'm horizontal, she will just like immediately put herself. She's like, Oh, you're horizontal. That's you're my bed now. And so.
I was a little bit stressed out the other night and I like threw myself on the sofa in a little like stress panic and Faye just immediately like hopped on top of me and like used my... used my shoulder and and arm as a as a perch and just like she got right she got right in there and just started purring um so i'm her i'm her table which is cute but i think Maybe the sweetest creature report is that yesterday, while Elliot was folding her socks.
She's got these, she's got these, I don't know if you guys have ever seen, it's like obviously the kind of gay gift that you give to adults and they hate it. And so they end up at the Goodwill, which is where I got this. But for Elliot, it was perfect.
sushi socks so it's just three pairs of socks but that are rolled up in a particular way and like they're the colors of them are done in a particular way that when they're rolled up they look like it looks like a little like sushi box okay anyway elliot loves sushi and she has feet so she sure does at the goodwill and i got it for it anyway so now
She takes rolling up her socks like sushi very seriously. So every time they're like, we've rolled them up in sock balls because we're tired parents and we obviously don't love her enough. So she diligently unrolls them. rerolls them like sushi. So she's doing that on the living room floor, complaining about Cohen, understandably. And then Faye just comes along and like gets on her lap.
And I've never seen Faye do this before, but she just got right up on her lap and she's looking up at Elliot so expectantly like, when are the pets? When are the pets? And Elliot, because she's so... like both into her complaining about her toddler sibling and also folding her socks. It's just like completely not registering that the cat is like...
standing on her lap, looking up at her expectantly for pets. So it was simultaneously like the most Trevor thing she's ever done. And like also the least Trevor thing, because if they tried to get on Trevor, he would literally scream. So that's my creature report. My creatures are becoming bonded after like seven years together or whatever. It's a long time.
That's a long time. That's really cute. Well, at least Faye's trying. She's trying. It's not convincing. Faye now associates Elliot with somebody who pets her. Oh, that's so good. I was going to say, is it like a shared enemy thing? Is it like Faye also doesn't like Cohen? No.
She's okay with Cohen. He's very, very gentle with her. Yeah, he's really, really good. I just, I think I was talking, I don't even remember who I was saying this to recently. I was talking about how I'm really surprised that my kids are not as obsessed with cats. I was when I was their age because when you were saying it to me, was it you? Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, it's still true, but gradually we're, we're, we're changing it. We're working on it bit by bit.
Wow. Beautiful. Perfect. Wow. Hey, listeners. Marcel here. You might have heard that we have a Patreon. And, you know, Hannah and Coach and I, we can talk for days about how great it is, but we thought maybe you might be more convinced by listening to the Patreon supporters explain what they love about the Patreon. on themselves. So, hey coach, you got some tape? Can you roll it? Hello witches. My name is Annika and I have been listening to you since 2017 from Sweden. You make me laugh out loud.
And I love that. And I make my boyfriend listen to me laughing out loud to you on a regular basis. But also I learned so much from you. And apart from getting new and important perspectives. You make me navigate being a fan in a world that is not always very friendly. You know the patriarchy and stuff. I hate the Patreon app, so I don't use the extra material at all. But I like contributing to people getting paid for creative and research work. Thank you for existence. I love you.
Help us sustain the show and unlock hours of perks by heading to patreon.com slash oh witch please. So in the spirit of letting material concerns be iterative, devised, spontaneous, creative. not super pre-planned because everything else we do is really researched and scripted. I've come up with a new segment which I want feedback on.
I've been getting feedback. We've been getting feedback, by the way. Some people love, okay, hear me out. Some people are like, I don't need this. What? We're going to keep playing with it. But this new segment, this new segment.
I don't need this. Can you hear me out? Maybe don't do that segment anymore. This segment is called Left on the Table. And you may say, well, coach, that sounds like maybe... just what a mailbag bonus is where you just talk about some things that people want to hear more about.
I just was thinking it'd be a good opportunity for the three of us to kind of get together and chat about if there's anything from previous episode recordings that we feel like we didn't get to dig into enough or you felt a little unresolved about. I was thinking it could be content, but as I'm saying it, it could also be interpersonal. I don't like the way Hannah looked at me. What the fuck? Oh, no. Why?
Would you say that? No, this is the equivalent of let's all get drunk and let's get serious. Let's really tell each other what we think about each other. That's what's happening right now. I just thought it would make good audio content. I'm not actually trying to agree. I was mostly kidding in that I don't have anything, nothing comes to mind, but maybe I'm coming from a place of privilege and I should remember that if I open that can of worms, it's a disaster.
Okay, I'm going to just briefly start us off with, just because I'm thinking about, I didn't like the way you looked at me. So, towards the beginning of our writing retreat. I was telling Carly and Xena that I have been working on some of my little shit tendencies because Coach finds them frustrating when she's trying to do her job.
That's true. And they were both like, how could that possibly be the case? You're so charming and funny and everything you do is delightful. And I was like, incorrect. Start paying attention. Start to notice that there is... In me, there are two wolves. One is pleasant to work with and the other one's just a real sack of shit. Little shit tendencies is so funny. Yeah. And over the weekend.
Xena in particular really started to like notice them. Isn't it horrible to be noticed? Did you regret having her noticed? No, I really liked it. That is the cool part about you. One of the things was we were staying in her in-law's very beautiful home. And so we were, you know, she was like, I really want us to like take care of this beautiful home because they have let us stay here for free. And I want to be really respectful of this space. And threw a glass across the room. Full of red wine.
Not quite that, but like every time she would be like, oh, you know, we'd be in the hot tub and she would be like, oh, you know, remind me to put some more like cleaning chemicals in before we get out because, you know, like I want to make sure that I. Like, you know, leave it in good shape. And I was like, I'm going to piss three times in here. And Sina didn't like that?
She found it charming, but she also noticed it was just the consistency with which every time she would make reference to doing something to make sure that the space stayed nice, I would be like... I'm going to fuck it up. Yeah, that's the thing about you. That's the thing about you? That's the thing about you. It's not that I do it once. It's that I do it every time. It's not that you want to cause chaos.
It's not that like you yourself want to. It's like you also don't like when other people try to create order. You don't like being made to be complicit in order. Yeah, that's fascist, Coach. Order is fascist. You and Coco Chanel. That's right. I'm like, we should probably speed it up for time. And you're like, don't tell me. About time. Don't make me complicit in adhering to time. In your capitalist notion of time.
Excuse me. It's perfect. Excuse me. So I feel like that's exactly what left on the table is perfect. I think we did it. To be clear, Marcel cannot participate beyond being the person accusing. But I want to be clear, Marcel, we're protecting you. I'm not ever going to say. You've been perfect. You've been flawless. You have been flawless. I can't even believe I went there. I'm too sensitive for this because now, no, now, now I need to know.
Now I need to know. No, there's nothing. I wasn't thinking about, I really was thinking content. I really was thinking content. And then I was like, it'd probably be more interesting for the listeners if we rabble roused, if we shit stirred. With love and care. Oh my God. Oh my God. We'll just do some therapy. Okay. I also like the idea of content. You know, I'm sure that there is stuff that we think about that doesn't make it into the episodes.
Right now, I am struggling to remember any episodes. I guess there would have to be episodes that are out, right? Like ideally. So like the newest episode out is about the sapphic. I was having a conversation with Xena yesterday about this episode, and you're welcome for being shouted out 4,000 times in this episode, Xena. And I was saying that... I am unusually nervous for this episode. Yeah, because I feel like queer history is an area that I...
Like, what's that phrase? Like, I know just enough to cause problems. You know, like. It's like, I've just enough knowledge in it to know that I'm fucking it up. Yes, right. Like, I don't know it. deeply but I know it well enough that I know that I'm like more cognizant than usual of what I don't know and like
You know, I think generally we're pretty good at signaling, like, here's a thing that I understand with some greater depth and some greater context. And here's the thing that I, like, don't... know that well and like so I'm gonna you know cite the Wikipedia article and like just be transparent about the fact that like this isn't something I've researched a ton of and you know I think we did that in the sapphic episode too it's just like in my head that I'm like
oh, but you didn't think, but you didn't mention this person, but you didn't think about this, but you didn't do that. Because I know enough to know that if I had spent an additional month doing... Yeah, the research for that episode, it would have been different. And it's like, well, that's not how the podcast works. We don't spend a month doing research for episodes. We're not Helen Zaltzman doing rigorously well-researched episodes. We're doing...
Pretty well-researched episodes. Yeah. That's funny. I kind of felt that way when I was writing the episode notes because I'm trying to summarize what... the conversation sort of like came to or like tease it and being like I don't want to like misrepresent what Hannah was saying and I also want the episode notes to be interesting enough that like people are like oh wait say more on like I want to I want to listen now
But I don't usually feel any kind of pressure around it. But yeah, with something, I think the language I landed on with the episode notes, but it's like with a term that's... like fluid evolving and also like unstable, I think is the word you used in the episode. Yeah.
that gets like tricky then because it's like it's unstable from week to week to week to week you know like history to history feminism to feminism people use it who's using it in what way yeah so it's interesting and it's just like you know lesbianism is something that is like obviously sort of deeply enmeshed with community with our communities and with
identities of people that we love and care for in a way that, say, the Kafka-esque is not. That I'm not, like, worried that somebody's going to DM me and be like, excuse me, I am Franz Kafka? And I'm really and I'm actually really offended. And I'm a lesbian. The way that sometimes people will like just. message at us about facts you know and and some sometimes it's really easy to be like okay buddy and move on in a way that someone like writing and saying like
You've like really deeply misrepresented who I am as a person. I care about that a lot more than I care about facts because facts. are oppressive. Don't try to implicate me in your version of reality. I get that, you know, sensitivity, but looking at our Patreon for those... For those who have forgotten, we have a Patreon, patreon.com. But I posted the ad-free episode and we got...
17 likes in the first day which is kind of a lot because it's not like people are like on patreon all the time and we got 10 comments and none of them were for what it's worth any kind of like oh you misrepresented so much in you know In fact, we had this really interesting comment from Kat that was...
Can I read it to you? And then that'll be the end of the segment because we have time. But Kat said, I love this episode so much. I know this wasn't the point, but I wonder if the initial rise of the use of lesbian and sapphic in the late 19th century is concurrent with the rise of statistics and eugenics.
meaning that prior to the eugenic project that worked to define normalcy and abnormalcy and the quantification of same that was available as the field of statistics is born if same gender sex was just sex and undefined. I don't think I'm articulating this well. Kat, you are.
You articulated it so well, Kat. Yeah, so well. But it's coming from the realization that lots of things we define as pathology, where prior to statistics, just thought of as odd. And Hannah, you responded to that, and you're like 100% Foucault's writing about this.
in the history of sexuality. But I'd also say, I think if anything, the conversation sparked a lot of interesting engagement and other extrapolations are sort of like, I think there was a lot of room for people to kind of bring other ideas to the conversation. So I thought you did a good job. Love it. Love it. How about that? Marvelous. I'll take it. So way to clean up the table. Nothing's left on that. Picture me pulling the tablecloth and everything's gone. Okay.
Okay. Sorry, I cleaned up the table by, I guess, eating everything that was left out of it. Okay, great. Well, you guys, it's time. It's time for us to move on to part two. But before that, a little outro to remind people how they might even get part two. Oh, I can do that. How do you do it? If you're listening and you're like, but wait, I want more. I need to hear those additional segments.
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If you sign up today, you'll have literally hundreds of hours of content to catch up on. Yeah. Which also includes our newest Patreon perk, which I just want to shout out, which is our mailbag episodes. Kind of a throwback to... which please tell me the Q&A episodes of your...
And those are really, the April mail bag was the first one and it was super, super fun. You guys answer questions from listeners. It's casual. It's off mic. I'm not there, which means time is not real. You never know how long a bonus is going to be. You never know. You truly can't be knowing. Coach says that in this way that's like, yeah, it's awful. You never know. You never know.
I'm going to die editing this podcast. Well, no, because Nina and I have handed it off to Malika. And they're going to die. And I'll go like, hey, how long did it take you to edit that? And they'll be like, three and a half hours. And I'm like, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Readjusting the budget. Coach always has the budget open.
But, but if you, yeah, if you want to support the budget, again, you can go to patreon.com slash I would you please. If that's not in the cards, we totally understand. Life is rough right now. So just leave us an Apple review. It costs nothing but time. Not that your time is not valuable, but. three minutes. But it's also not real. It's also not real. Do it on company time. Also posting about the show. Do it on company time. Yeah, double dip, y'all. Yeah.
And yeah, just like share it. And also I'm just going to go on Mike saying, if you're like a freelance writer and you like write for some like women's magazine or just like cool queer magazine or something. maybe do a write-up about us. This is the kind of thing that we never have time for and like to do like that kind of publicity. But just like, you know, if you like the show, I can pitch you an angle. If you want to write it, I've got angles, baby.
Coach has angles for days. Hell yeah. They're very tall. Oh, my God. That's how you get angles. Okay, listen. Thank you to Auto Syndicate for the use of our theme song. Okay, everyone, shut up. Hey, everybody shut your mouth. Thanks to the whole Witch Police Productions team. Hey, shut up. Gabby Iori, Zoe Mix, Malika Gumpankum, Ruth Ormiston, and our executive producer and material concerns co-host, Hannah Rehack, a.k.a. Coach. Shh. Coach. Shh.
Meet me over in part two. See you in part two. Come on by. Come on by. Marcel here. You might have heard that we have a Patreon. And, you know, Hannah and Coach and I, we can talk for days about how great it is. But we thought maybe you... might be more convinced by listening to the Patreon supporters explain what they love about the Patreon themselves. So, hey coach, you got some tape? Can you roll it? Hello, witches.
My name is Annika and I have been listening to you since 2017 from Sweden. You make me laugh out loud. And I love that. And I make my boyfriend listen to me laughing out loud to you on a regular basis. But also I learned so much from you. And apart from getting new and important perspectives. You make me navigate being a fan in a world that is not always very friendly. You know the patriarchy and stuff.
I hate the Patreon app, so I don't use the extra material at all. But I like contributing to people getting paid for creative and research work. Thank you for existence. I love you. Help us sustain the show and unlock hours of perks by heading to patreon.com slash ohwitchplease.