Episode 28 - Anybody Can Get It
On today's show, we discuss work wives, ending relationships, and uncover junkies.
Apr 24, 2019•34 min•Ep. 28
Match Me Podcast
Sit back, relax, and break through the transitory illusion of everyday life, with host Fool the Intellect & Friends as they discuss current events, life observations, and relive humorous stories.
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Episode 27 - Two-Pump Chump
On today's show, Boogie AKA experiences the magic that is Hip Hop Fish & Chicken, Fool has a case of adolescent dick, and we discuss phone privacy.
Apr 17, 2019•27 min•Ep. 27
Episode 26 - The Art of the Match
On today's episode, Fool shows up to the Dojo with a hickey on his neck, we discuss 5 rules of the match, and Fool wants a line of credit.
Apr 15, 2019•34 min•Ep. 26
Episode 25 - The Mushroom Experience Part II
The effects of mushrooms are apparent as Fool struggles to stay on topic, Eli0h's feet are ruining his dating life, and Boogie's grandfather has a thirst for hookers.
Apr 10, 2019•31 min•Ep. 25
Episode 24 - The Mushroom Experience Part I
Experience a different side of reality with the Match Me Podcast, as they guide you through a mushroom trip.
Apr 10, 2019•20 min•Ep. 24
Episode 23 - Shootin' the Sh!ts
On today's show, Fool arrives wasted at the Dojo, desperately trying to recompose and keep the show running. We discuss body odor, walking around with a bad b!tch, and we recap the Match Me Olympics.
Apr 02, 2019•32 min•Ep. 23
Episode 22 - #Eli0h2020
On today's show, Eli0h becomes a mentor with bigger dreams in sight, Fool is nervous when he reveals he has plans with a 10, and we discuss sugar babies in the modern day.
Mar 25, 2019•27 min•Ep. 22
Episode 21 - Coney Island Dreams 2: Electric Boogaloo
On today's show, we remember our first time hearing a dirty song, Fool takes an unusual stance on the Michael Jackson outrage, and Fool announces his triumphant return to competitive eating with a hot dog time trial.
Mar 20, 2019•51 min•Ep. 21
Episode 20 - Hands Up Thumbs Down
On today's show, Fool and Eli0h talk dancing in public, pimping in middle school, and peacocking for women.
Mar 11, 2019•31 min•Ep. 20
Episode 19 - This is (not) an Emergency Podcast
It's a full dojo today on the show as jealous Eli0h and Boogie AKA attempt to throw shade at Fool. Boogie remembers being ugly, we discuss how far we'd go to prevent 9/11, and whether we'd partake in orgies.
Mar 04, 2019•41 min•Ep. 19
Episode 18 - Golden Hell
On today's show, Fool contemplates both sides of a Heaven and Hell dilemma, retells the horrors of a dining trip to Golden Corral, and vents about the pains of traveling.
Feb 19, 2019•24 min•Ep. 18
Episode 17 - Autism not "Nahtism"
On today's show, Fool the Intellect discusses suicidal people, making money off of mental disorders, and seeing Jesus everywhere.
Jan 31, 2019•30 min•Ep. 17
Episode 16 - Locker Room Talk
On today's show, Fool describes a car fellatio gone wrong, the hosts are interested in purchasing a cum cookbook, and the art of taking naked pictures is discussed.
Jan 22, 2019•46 min•Ep. 16
Episode 15 - This is a Man's World
On today's show, Ebot has regrets over his college experience, we discuss fist bump vs handshake etiquette, Fool gets into it with Eli0h over his new iPhone, and we wrap-up with a karaoke competition.
Jan 10, 2019•49 min•Ep. 15
Episode 14 - Baby New Year
On today's impromptu episode, Fool and Eli0h continue a New Years tradition, Fool is upset over a neglected high school reunion invitation, and unconscious guest, Boss, snores in the background.
Jan 01, 2019•33 min•Ep. 14
Episode 13 - The Sex Shop
On today's show, Boogie AKA makes an appearance, curious Fool visits a sex shop, and Eli0h is nearly pushed to the brink after an incident leaves him feeling bitched.
Dec 31, 2018•50 min•Ep. 13
Episode 12 - Clout Chasers
Eli0h's brother, Vice, joins us in The Dojo and things gets crazy. Fool discusses the art of the deal, we discuss pick-up lines/pillow talk, and what it takes to get clout in the modern age.
Dec 22, 2018•43 min•Ep. 12
Episode 11 - Basic Bros
On today's episode, we discuss the importance of having a wingman, Eli0h channels his inner Adrian Peterson, and the story of how Fool and Eli0h met is revealed
Dec 17, 2018•33 min•Ep. 11
Episode 10 - International Sensations
Match Me Podcast has gone global. On today's episode, Eli0h cyberstalks a "nerdy" girl, we discuss being a Good Samaritan, and Fool reveals he doesn't know how to give hugs.
Dec 10, 2018•44 min•Ep. 10
Episode 9 - Tinder Mousetrap
On today's episode, Eli0h gets rid of a mouse, Fool wants to be on the spectrum, and we discuss ways to market the podcast.
Dec 06, 2018•28 min•Ep. 9
Episode 8 - The Tuggie Tug
Thanksgiving is in the past and it's all about Xmas now. On today's show, we discuss being antisocial during the holidays, we stand in support of Peanuts character Franklin, and Fool questions if he should moan as a man.
Nov 26, 2018•49 min•Ep. 8
Episode 7 - Jive Turkey
Match Me Podcast wishes all of our listeners a Happy Thanksgiving! On today's show, Fool discusses a genital pain currently plaguing him, Eli0h's mom interrupts his special time, and Fool shares how he got revenge on a childhood bully.
Nov 22, 2018•44 min•Ep. 7
Episode 6 - The Dating Game
On today's episode, Fool reveals too much about his first sexual desire, Eli0h and Producer Ebot share how they date and woo the ladies, and we wrap up with 5 dating tips to help get you a woman this holiday season.
Nov 20, 2018•46 min•Ep. 6
Episode 5 - Minority Report
The minorities are in charge today as friend of the show Los takes the guest seat. Fool has a new lease on life after a recent near death experience, we talk women's fashion and dress our dream girl, and Eli0h relives the time he got stood up on Prom Day.
Nov 16, 2018•45 min•Ep. 5
Episode 4 - I Don't Want to Incriminate Myself
On today's college throwback episode, former roommate and friend of the show, Butters, takes over the dojo. Boisterous Butters describes how he's achieved the perfect life, indulges in a "3 Peat", and tiptoes around not incriminating himself.
Nov 12, 2018•58 min•Ep. 4
Episode 3 - This One's for America
On today's show, Eli0h has dreams of being Japan's 1st black ninja, we discuss what it takes to be a man, and compare how we'd raise our hypothetical offspring.
Nov 07, 2018•31 min•Ep. 3
Episode 2 - The Dojo Dog Kennel
On today's show, Fool & Elioh confront Boogie AKA on his latest vice, Fool becomes an accomplice to murder, and Elioh blacks out and becomes homeless.
Nov 05, 2018•47 min•Ep. 2
Episode 1 - Hip Hop Fish and Chicken
On today's show, Fool discusses his current love affair with Hip Hop Fish & Chicken, we remember the heroes we looked up to as kids, and we share the fighting lessons taught by our fathers.
Nov 01, 2018•43 min•Season 1Ep. 1
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