[SPEAKER_01]: Colby didn't understand the value of the stair supper. [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a stair supper though. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a pedaler. [SPEAKER_04]: Because there's someone who's just down to go to Connecticut. [SPEAKER_01]: You know what? [SPEAKER_01]: We have another spicy skinnier. [SPEAKER_03]: It's friendly banter. [SPEAKER_03]: If we're really getting down to it, Goldilocks is a con artist. [SPEAKER_03]: I am itching to hear about your date.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Katie's taking a chunk of a coffee before she starts to happen. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you guys. [SPEAKER_03]: I've mastered the espresso machine. [SPEAKER_01]: Have you? [SPEAKER_03]: How is your coffee that you got? [SPEAKER_03]: It's such a satisfying feeling when you master the espresso machine. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, did you get what's the coffee got? [SPEAKER_01]: Did you get like some specific bean there? [SPEAKER_01]: It's keeping you alive in the mornings.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying different beans. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm any exclusive. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: She's a bean expert. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm shopping around. [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me about the beans, Katie. [SPEAKER_01]: What kind of beans are we working with? [SPEAKER_03]: I like a medium roast, but I got a lot of recommendations for like local places. [SPEAKER_03]: So I got some local beans. [SPEAKER_03]: Like local New York, local New York, local Annapolis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have like four different kinds over there that I'm working with. [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't really know which my favorite is, but honestly part of my kitchen clean out should probably be giving you coffee beans because I have like so many good ones that they go bad. [SPEAKER_01]: They do. [SPEAKER_03]: They go bad, they get stale slash like they lose their [SPEAKER_03]: They're oomph, if they're not sealed. [SPEAKER_01]: Minor sealed. [SPEAKER_01]: Are they sealed?
[SPEAKER_01]: They never opened. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And like we got this one recently that's just marshmallow. [SPEAKER_01]: It says it's like marshmallow, dark chocolate. [SPEAKER_01]: Like all kinds of like things that I'm interested in. [SPEAKER_01]: But obviously like I don't, we haven't espresso machine actually, but I never use it. [SPEAKER_01]: You should. [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't have the patience.
[SPEAKER_03]: You should take it to the new apartment. [SPEAKER_04]: I really... What will be has one? [SPEAKER_04]: Right? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't espresso machine. [SPEAKER_04]: That's been broken for about four years. [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to see if they'll replace it. [SPEAKER_03]: Who's they? [SPEAKER_03]: Nespresso. [SPEAKER_03]: Nespresso. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: They tried to use having good customer service.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I have heard from people that if your Nespresso machine is having the issue that mine has had since I lived in the East Village. [SPEAKER_04]: We did replace it. [SPEAKER_01]: Let me just backtrack. [SPEAKER_01]: You lived in that tribe like apartment for how many years. [SPEAKER_01]: You brought and it was broken in the three years. [SPEAKER_03]: It's been broken for three, three plus years now. [SPEAKER_03]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that means you transported the broken espresso machine to try back up apartment and it's never been used. [SPEAKER_01]: Correct. [SPEAKER_04]: Is it on your counter? [SPEAKER_04]: I can't, no, no, visualized on the other side. [SPEAKER_04]: It's under my island. [SPEAKER_04]: I could have taken it. [SPEAKER_04]: Taking a lot of prime retail space. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm glad that it wasn't taking up real estate on the counter at least.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the word that I was looking for real estate, not prime retail. [SPEAKER_01]: How many appliances am I allowed to bring to the apartment? [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: There's no counter space. [SPEAKER_04]: How many do you need? [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I want to have. [SPEAKER_01]: I have my ice cream maker. [SPEAKER_01]: No. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I kind of want that. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, perfect. [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need to get a new air fryer. [SPEAKER_01]: Those are gross. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm downed the way my air fryer. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I agree in alignment. [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I've my ninja creamy. [SPEAKER_01]: Remember when I subsistimized the stream? [SPEAKER_04]: But that might be neat storage things, which is what I am. [SPEAKER_01]: I think if we then the dreamy's like massive like we bring that It's gonna be a lot here You can go in the wardrobe.
[SPEAKER_01]: What else do I have? [SPEAKER_01]: We have like a Panini press that's never been used. [SPEAKER_04]: We have two of us press a machine and the Panini press hasn't been used in seven years to make a move to a new apartment [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, we have to like, oh, a waffle maker. [SPEAKER_01]: We have a waffle maker. [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely do not need that. [SPEAKER_03]: In New York City, there's a rule.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't used something within a year, you get rid of it because we don't have endless space. [SPEAKER_01]: If that rule was true, like half my closet would be gone. [SPEAKER_03]: Same. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, unless there's like extreme sentiment to value, because obviously I have some things in my closet that I'm like, that was a Halloween costume that I simply can't part with for some reason. [SPEAKER_03]: But for the most part, a year is the rule.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have so many things to that are stored in my apartment that I'm annoyed that I'm definitely going to have to throw away because it's just going to be annoying to have to transport, but I have like wrapping paper, tissue paper, all that stuff. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: That it wouldn't travel well, but it also is annoying to have to throw it out. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I started doing Colby starting her clean up process this weekend. [SPEAKER_01]: I started my last weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know. [SPEAKER_03]: You were all up in our messages trying to pawn off your items to people. [SPEAKER_01]: I was actually trying to pawn off Katie Blottie's items to be. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think that looks familiar for my apartment to apartments ago. [SPEAKER_01]: I specified that everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I literally started taking pictures of all the gaities for an assurer and posting them in our group chat and then I had to demo them because Colby didn't understand the value of the stair-stepers. [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a stair-steper though. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a pedeler. [SPEAKER_01]: It's a stair-steper. [SPEAKER_04]: Where did you get the stair-steper from? [SPEAKER_04]: You go now I have bike pedals then when you slide down.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not if you did a stair-steper sitting down this would not be a workout. [SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of what it was though now. [SPEAKER_04]: It's like an ankle workout. [SPEAKER_04]: You were doing like [SPEAKER_04]: You were pedaling. [SPEAKER_01]: You're right. [SPEAKER_01]: It was a little bit more of a pedaler. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: But I was convinced it was a stair step or so. [SPEAKER_01]: So I was demoing this to the girls.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like on top standing on top of it. [SPEAKER_01]: But it was falling all over the place. [SPEAKER_01]: Mind you, I've never used this shit. [SPEAKER_03]: Where you got this from? [SPEAKER_03]: Someone giving it away. [SPEAKER_01]: Someone was giving it away. [SPEAKER_03]: I knew it. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't resist a free item. [SPEAKER_01]: I hate like something is free and I'm like, give it to me. [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm like, Worsties, I'll sell it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's like, like, what's happened? [SPEAKER_01]: I obviously am not selling it. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what would you do with it? [SPEAKER_01]: You just set it outside, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Also, I tried to pawn it off to Shay. [SPEAKER_01]: Shay was originally taking it and then Colby started to chip talking in the chat. [SPEAKER_01]: Colby's like my biggest ops in that chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Adam's trying to like spruce up the deal on paper and Colby's like, here's the truth. [SPEAKER_03]: Shay, I don't think you want that. [SPEAKER_01]: It was hard selling. [SPEAKER_01]: And then Shay was like perfect. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take the chair. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take the stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And then Colby's like, no, it's not even a workout. [SPEAKER_03]: That's why you're the one in sales and we're not. [SPEAKER_03]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, Colby's my detractor. [SPEAKER_04]: I have the logical side of thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Colby keeps it real. [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to kick Colby out of that chat too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Colby's gonna be the reason for your stunning apartment. [SPEAKER_03]: She's such a good eye. [SPEAKER_03]: She came into like the apartment here, looked at our second bedroom that we're making into our study at the moment that's still working progress.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's like, I know the exact perfect chair for this room. [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the link. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it is the perfect chair. [SPEAKER_03]: I just see someone with that eye. [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks, guys. [SPEAKER_01]: When I told Kobe as I was like my literal only priority for this apartment is like a dining table. [SPEAKER_04]: But same. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like we can have no other furniture as long as we have a dining table. [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I care about.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that for you. [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had a dining table. [SPEAKER_01]: For the entire seven years I've been in the city. [SPEAKER_01]: We've always eaten at our coffee table. [SPEAKER_04]: And there's hopefully going to be taste for one. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, originally, I was like, we should honestly just take the one that I helped Alex pick up for his apartment because he and Lou got this dining table that we picked up from Brooklyn. [SPEAKER_01]: Did I tell the story?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he was gonna do it by himself. [SPEAKER_01]: And it was like, it's a literally gotta be seven hundred pounds. [SPEAKER_03]: And so you're like, I'm gonna help and then you realized, oh my god, we take it up and down stairs. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was a whole, I don't remember this story. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, Colby, we should just take this dining table and she's like, that thing is like massive. [SPEAKER_03]: Is he not taking the dining table?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that they're concerned that it's not gonna fit in there apartment. [SPEAKER_04]: that it's too big for their apartment that they bought, which is like a one bedroom that I assume has significant living space. [SPEAKER_04]: So the two bedroom apartment that we got, I don't think it's gonna. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, very honestly, I think a good art apartment can fit it. [SPEAKER_04]: But it would literally fit that and nothing else, I think. [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I need.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just need my dining table. [SPEAKER_03]: There are two types of people in this world, people who measure before bringing furniture in and people who are like, [SPEAKER_03]: wishful thinking I think it's just gonna fit. [SPEAKER_03]: What I do is I take blue tape and I will tape on the floor and we'll extend back and look at it and be like, okay, that's the right size. [SPEAKER_03]: If you don't want it to be too full.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it might fit, but it might like something can fit in the space physically, but just look way too big. [SPEAKER_04]: And the proportion it make it feel small. [SPEAKER_03]: Or be too high. [SPEAKER_03]: Like I've had issues where things are just like randomly too high off the ground. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like why or too low. [SPEAKER_03]: Like I remember my loft apartment, my couch was like a little too low. [SPEAKER_03]: So then I started introducing the tape method.
[SPEAKER_01]: I actually think that's a good method. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm also fully lined. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I would not make us good at acting table without measuring. [SPEAKER_01]: I told Colby, I was like, we need to measure that shit. [SPEAKER_01]: So we're going tomorrow to see it. [SPEAKER_04]: Where is it? [SPEAKER_04]: The potential apartment. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the apartment. [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a table. [SPEAKER_04]: The way you said that I thought you meant the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Like where's the table? [SPEAKER_01]: The table's currently Lucy is a farmman, which I know because I spent all of my energy for an entire day of carrying it up there. [SPEAKER_01]: So you're just going to steal it from her? [SPEAKER_01]: No, Alex, the lid-a was like, I don't think we can use a table.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so there's just, like, literally wood fit in the living space of the apartment that we're looking at, but like, there would be no other furniture. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're going to measure. [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to say. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't so excited about the new apartment. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the other thing is that that's the copy of today.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, are we a fifth floor walk up or a fourth floor walk up because our apartment like the number in front of it is five? [SPEAKER_01]: But like I just I was like are you four or yeah, you're but you're gonna tend to and mind too because I'm gonna overstay my welcome Kobe and I also like looked in the window of the door and we're like holy shit those stairs
[SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, I think it's just that first flight, because I lived in a walk up before, and I feel like the first flight is always pretty steep, because you have to get above the retail space, and then the actual floors of the apartments get a little, like, lower. [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a right of passage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, really the hardest thing is just gonna be the move-in with all the stuff, but then once you're there, it's like, okay, just groceries, like what else do you care enough there? [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine. [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine. [SPEAKER_01]: I certainly would not be carrying groceries. [SPEAKER_03]: You're so fit. [SPEAKER_03]: You'll be fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Troll. [SPEAKER_01]: You'll be fine. [SPEAKER_01]: You'll be fine. [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had a walk up though.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've only known doormen and animators. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, because you've only had one apartment. [SPEAKER_01]: I know. [SPEAKER_01]: That is correct. [SPEAKER_01]: You spoke a fact. [SPEAKER_04]: You're talking like, you got him. [SPEAKER_04]: It's your first department since your first department. [SPEAKER_03]: You've been talking like, that sentence was like, I've never had a walk up. [SPEAKER_03]: You've only had one apartment honey. [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: A walk up to the right of passage. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe I'm experiencing it so late in life. [SPEAKER_03]: Blake in life, are you dying? [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of. [SPEAKER_01]: We're on our way out. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm leaving my, I'm leaving five days. [SPEAKER_01]: We're all must be ending. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we love it. [SPEAKER_01]: It was like you're moving in with your girl. [SPEAKER_01]: Your nan is going to be so proud.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, she's been waiting for this test. [SPEAKER_03]: She really has. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, that's so cute. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you guys going to do a Christmas card? [SPEAKER_01]: I think we have to do all kinds of things. [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like you need to get really creative friends giving. [SPEAKER_01]: I really think Colby and I are going to be like hosts. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: It only makes sense. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, like I'm planning on it. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm planning on you guys being hosts. [SPEAKER_04]: I really want some dainty wine glasses for our apartment. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we need some TNT mine glasses. [SPEAKER_01]: Give me an idea for the housewarming gift. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, can I take that? [SPEAKER_04]: Very thin stems that look like they're gonna snap. [SPEAKER_04]: As Brooke would say, whisper thin. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: whisper. [SPEAKER_04]: whisper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How we like do it, like randomly, like, fourteen minutes in. [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it's fun. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, where's Waldo? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Where are they going to do the intro? [SPEAKER_03]: It's like surprise. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, come on, we keep it interesting. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay. [SPEAKER_01]: And we always say, we haven't forgotten in a very long time. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the thing is, we can't help ourselves the second week push record.
[SPEAKER_03]: We just start yapping. [SPEAKER_03]: And so it's hard to remember great in the beginning, because we just like get carried away. [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of a beautiful part of the podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well, TBD, let us know in the comments on Spotify. [SPEAKER_01]: Did this person say it in a mean way? [SPEAKER_01]: Because I will reply. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that they were just being constructive. [SPEAKER_03]: I think they were being constructive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, I'm really getting so much better. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm really proud of myself as I'm nearing authority. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting so much better at handling criticism. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm proud of it. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, you know what, that person's just trying to help us. [SPEAKER_03]: That's right. [SPEAKER_03]: So I hear them, but let us know if you agree if the intro is clunky. [SPEAKER_01]: No, don't let us say, I don't take criticism well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, okay, you can just message myself. [SPEAKER_01]: Message Katie directly and be like, don't tell Adam, but my DMs are open. [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, welcome back to another episode of Match Made in Manhattan with Katie Colby in Adam. [SPEAKER_01]: Girls, how are we doing? [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty darn good. [SPEAKER_03]: I am itching to hear about your date. [SPEAKER_03]: Itching that we talked about last week on the podcast. [SPEAKER_01]: I did the thing, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you guys recall, Adam won on a date with my neighbor. [SPEAKER_01]: we need to like whisper it because he's like he's probably like two inches away from my head. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think he left for the day. [SPEAKER_03]: I like I [SPEAKER_03]: The walls are thin. [SPEAKER_03]: The walls are thin. [SPEAKER_03]: I know when people come and go. [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair. [SPEAKER_01]: Katie knows what's going on in this building. [SPEAKER_03]: Or I just look on my air drop.
[SPEAKER_04]: He popped up on my air drop yesterday. [SPEAKER_04]: It should send him a picture of Adam in his underwear. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure I can get arrested for that actually. [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like one night if Adam's drunk on this couch, he'll do that. [SPEAKER_01]: There you go. [SPEAKER_04]: Sounds good to me. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to be drunk to be in my underwear. [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like. [SPEAKER_02]: That's for sure. [SPEAKER_01]: Look at me right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm literally sitting on Katie's floor with like my full shirt off. [SPEAKER_02]: His shirts like fully unbuttoned down the front. [SPEAKER_02]: Like a classic workshop. [SPEAKER_03]: It's hot outside, okay? [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't walk into Katie's apartment, Jack sitting on the thing. [SPEAKER_01]: And I just start fully undressing in front of Jack and Jack was, oh, Adam's undressing. [SPEAKER_01]: He is, he's unfaced.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's guys is too hot and I'm in like a workout fit because I have to go see a client. [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm just, you know, every day it's way too hot. [SPEAKER_01]: No, I hate the city right now. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I need something something's got to give because something really does got to give. [SPEAKER_03]: I was really debating yesterday jumping into the Hudson. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a bit trot. [SPEAKER_03]: The West Side Highway.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like that looks nice. [SPEAKER_03]: The Hudson's disgusting. [SPEAKER_01]: When I was walking, this is like a tangent and then I'll go back to my day. [SPEAKER_01]: I apologize, but I mean, I'm pretty goalable. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not kind of like I think that everything that everybody tells me is true. [SPEAKER_01]: So Colby, like, fully told me that she was going to go on a kayak and Hudson and I was like, okay, like, have fun. [SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to yuck someone's young. [SPEAKER_01]: I would never yuck someone's young, which is why I told her. [SPEAKER_04]: You just said that with your full chest. [SPEAKER_01]: What am I Yachtling? [SPEAKER_04]: You love to yuck someone's young. [SPEAKER_04]: It's okay. [SPEAKER_04]: It's friendly banter. [SPEAKER_01]: My yuck some people's yums are, yeah exactly. [SPEAKER_01]: They're just friendly banter, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: I really wish my brain was cooperating, and I could think of a specific instance where- Yeah, that's right. [SPEAKER_01]: Pull some receipts. [SPEAKER_01]: Pull some receipts. [SPEAKER_02]: Not productive. [SPEAKER_01]: It was shit on me like that. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, rewind, rewind, rewind back to my date with Katie's neighbor. [SPEAKER_01]: So, what's the last update that we gave people? [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to the swan room. [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to the swan room.
[SPEAKER_01]: We go to the swan room in what nine orchard, the hotel and time square, stunning gorgeous amazing. [SPEAKER_03]: Dime square for those listenings. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a deep kind of sound like you just said time square. [SPEAKER_01]: I will say every time I say dime square, like, because people- Everybody does. [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to time square. [SPEAKER_04]: Because dime square is the made up neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Correct. [SPEAKER_01]: So even if you like Google dime, or- I guess if you Google dime square. [SPEAKER_04]: People made it up like in COVID. [SPEAKER_01]: And they made it up to like make that area more like real estate forward. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I remember seeing million dollars saying New York. [SPEAKER_01]: And Ryan Sorkhand straight up said like, oh, it's in dime square, which is like what they've named the neighborhood basically to make it more up and coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's low-reside technically. [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like Chinatown on the screen. [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Chinatown Lowery side and it's two bridges. [SPEAKER_01]: Two bridges. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like we're all of them collide basically. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like gentrifying it. [SPEAKER_01]: So it's becoming this kind of like up and coming scene. [SPEAKER_04]: I missed time square. [SPEAKER_04]: I would go there this weekend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, let's go out there maybe. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Because honestly, I love it there. [SPEAKER_01]: We go to like Sarah Vows or something. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so much to do. [SPEAKER_04]: There's a little tiny bar at the end of the street called Little Canal, and it's super cute, and they have a bunch of outdoor seating. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a good spot to go wait while you put your name down at another restaurant. [SPEAKER_01]: It's very European, dime square.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all the outdoor seating. [SPEAKER_03]: People are just walking around smoking sigs. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's just very nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It reminded me of Paris. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, I'm back. [SPEAKER_01]: Which is very fitting since I went on a date with a British guy. [SPEAKER_01]: But we went to whatever it's called. [SPEAKER_01]: I was literally so late also, which I felt so bad about. [SPEAKER_01]: Not so late.
[SPEAKER_01]: He actually told me that I was within an acceptable, acceptable late range. [SPEAKER_01]: How late were you? [SPEAKER_01]: It's like thirteen minutes. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: That's under fifteen. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like more than fifteen on a first date is unforgettable. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I still would air on the side of caution and be [SPEAKER_03]: on time, but... See, I hate being late.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, really, being late, but like, time square, one of the things about it is it's impossible to get to if you're not even wearing to it. [SPEAKER_01]: Or biking, or walking. [SPEAKER_01]: But obviously I wasn't going to walk as hard as hell. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And then that would take me too long. [SPEAKER_01]: And I got caught with work and took kind of, like, the last minute.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I text him and I was like, I'm really sorry, but I'm definitely going to be pretty late to listen to that. [SPEAKER_03]: As long as you text, I really think it's okay. [SPEAKER_03]: As long as they know. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And I remember some dates like the guy saying he was going to be late and I was thrilled that I would have time to like decompress and like de-swet before he got there. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's fair. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I got there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I walked in, solemn sitting sat down. [SPEAKER_01]: He had already ordered us drinks. [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even notice the drinks were there because I just sat down and started to nap in a way. [SPEAKER_01]: And then he was like, all right, cheers. [SPEAKER_01]: And I looked down and there was a drinking front of me. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, what did that just like? [SPEAKER_03]: What drink did he eat? [SPEAKER_01]: What did he order you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he asked me in advance. [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, what do you like to drink? [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like spicy skinny Mark, got some megos, or [SPEAKER_01]: Tito's marketing up with a twist. [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, or the crispiest, whitest, not sweetest, white wine, dryest wine you've ever seen in your life, vibe depending. [SPEAKER_01]: And so we got me the spicy skinny. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I like it. [SPEAKER_01]: I also got a spicy skinny.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we had spicy skinny. [SPEAKER_01]: So we had spicy skinny. [SPEAKER_01]: We wrapped. [SPEAKER_01]: We had another spicy skinny. [SPEAKER_01]: We opt more. [SPEAKER_03]: Did you sit at a table at the bar? [SPEAKER_03]: What was the vibe? [SPEAKER_01]: So they have these very like Victorian-esque chairs there kind of so in there like built they're kind of like built-ins to a planter that's behind you if that makes sense. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's like an actual planter.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember actually specifically if they have like plants in it, but it's kind of like [SPEAKER_03]: Is it booths? [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a surface with like booths built into it, but they're not like traditional booths that you would think. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's kind of like a booth where Colby's sitting in your couch, basically. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a very short like couch. [SPEAKER_03]: How close together were you? [SPEAKER_01]: Like very close, like an inch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_04]: He usually just happened. [SPEAKER_01]: He's so freaking. [SPEAKER_01]: He usually doesn't happen for me until date three. [SPEAKER_04]: He is a star. [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I mean, he was great. [SPEAKER_01]: Like your neighbors, a cool guy. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like, I don't have crazy notes. [SPEAKER_01]: Like we app for two hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was honestly the perfect first date for me because I feel like normally in first date. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like I don't like him when they go too long. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I just like to like get there, get the like normal like banter of the normal conversation out of the way. [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we're in the car. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I was having a lot of fun. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Job interview style.
[SPEAKER_01]: Job interview style. [SPEAKER_01]: And then the one thing about me on first date is I like we get through this whole thing and I remember nothing happened the entire first date. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's normal. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she must have threw it. [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: No first dates are so like that. [SPEAKER_03]: I, I feel the same way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you just get through it and you're like thumbs up or thumbs down, you know? [SPEAKER_01]: No, like my brain told me like, okay, yes, that was good or okay, yes, that was bad. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, thumbs up or thumbs down. [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't remember any of how we got there, right? [SPEAKER_03]: The media is really tough to remember because it's like you're, you're like, fight or flight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: because you're just, I don't know, I get, I always hit so nervous before first day. [SPEAKER_04]: And you're basically just having such a surface level conversation. [SPEAKER_04]: And I was just talking about this with somebody, but it's like kind of hard to even justify if a first date was good or bad, because it's like good if the conversation flows. [SPEAKER_04]: You know when it's bad, it's hard to tell when it's good. [SPEAKER_04]: You know?
[SPEAKER_03]: thumbs up or thumbs down. [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying. [SPEAKER_04]: I would see them again, or I never want to shock them ever again in my way. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I will say now that we're sitting there and talking about it, there are things that I remember kind of about the first date that I actually really liked about him, which one is that he's like very British. [SPEAKER_01]: And so I feel like he's very dry British humor, but then also it's like very direct.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like I feel like normally on a first date you're like super service level and you don't actually like ask [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know, on the fence questions kind of. [SPEAKER_01]: Right. [SPEAKER_01]: But what did he ask me where I was like, oh, I don't think anybody's ever asked me about like my dating life before. [SPEAKER_01]: But he was like, what do you think, what do you think's wrong with like dating a New York? [SPEAKER_01]: There's something to ask me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I love it. [SPEAKER_01]: And we started talking about that. [SPEAKER_01]: And then he was like, what's like a very memorable, and it sounds like I'm saying it as if he's like interviewing me, but it flowed into the conversation. [SPEAKER_01]: And then he asked me about what the best date is that I've ever been on or like an interesting date that wasn't like, drinks dinner, the normal like New York to do dates, you know? [SPEAKER_01]: You know? [SPEAKER_03]: You say.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I've been on like good activities, I feel like, date wise. [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, the first thing we gave into my head was like, one private check. [SPEAKER_01]: I took the private jet. [SPEAKER_03]: I literally was just about to say that. [SPEAKER_03]: I literally was on the tip of my tongue, but I couldn't remember if it was a helicopter. [SPEAKER_03]: Or jet. [SPEAKER_01]: No, we went on a jet. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not. [SPEAKER_01]: We'll leave the city.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, insane. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but the bar. [SPEAKER_01]: You were telling that? [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I didn't tell that. [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that was like the first thing we came to my head, but in my head, I was like, I really went on a PJ. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'm in a sound like such an asshole, and also like, I didn't even like that guy. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: That I like went on the chat with.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think what I said to him is I was like, oh, I've been on like some good dates, but not necessarily with people that I've enjoyed. [SPEAKER_01]: So even though it was a good activity, like I didn't, I wasn't necessarily with somebody that I would want to experience that with is the way I framed that. [SPEAKER_01]: And so in my head, I was thinking, you're my private check-eye, obviously, but then. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but let's honestly a hard question.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like majority of the dates I've been on were just so like okay, we got drinks like well, that's what I told him I was like I honestly like every date that I've been on is like I don't know Yeah, my head I was thinking about month off.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys and how he took me to Durya's for my birthday because the dates that we went on just happened to fall my birthday and we just happened to be on Mon Talk and it was just like [SPEAKER_01]: Random that that's the day that we happened to go on a date and that that was like the perfect. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I remember that. [SPEAKER_01]: The birthday for me, but it was like our second date. [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what I actually told him was when I went with, I think I used to call him Hampton's guy or something. [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't Montau coffee guy, but it was the guy that, what did I used to call him? [SPEAKER_01]: Remember when we went to look a coup? [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_01]: And I made a TikTok about it. [SPEAKER_01]: I made a front comment on the TikTok. [SPEAKER_03]: We did give him a name. [SPEAKER_03]: I forget. [SPEAKER_01]: I just can't remember what the name was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's ancient history. [SPEAKER_01]: That was ancient history. [SPEAKER_01]: He was actually like one of the best people that I did probably, but I felt that out. [SPEAKER_01]: And that was obviously like five years ago at this point. [SPEAKER_03]: Where did he take you that you? [SPEAKER_01]: He remember he picked me up in his car. [SPEAKER_01]: His like super nice range rover. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: And then drove me up to Connecticut.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then had this like whole day planned. [SPEAKER_01]: And basically he was like such an asshole and was like, didn't really want to do it. [SPEAKER_01]: Because that was when I had severe dating anxiety. [SPEAKER_01]: And like everything stressed me out about dating. [SPEAKER_01]: And so he had planned this whole day for us. [SPEAKER_03]: And that is a big thing to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what's like our second or third date I want to say but he planned this whole date where he like picked me up in the Range Rover drove me up to Connecticut.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like early in the morning he'd planned this like brunch and then he planned this hike and Then we were like supposed to get coffee, but I think I was being an asshole and I was like, oh, I've planned it one that I've to be back in the city for something like that like I like assigned to that day to it [SPEAKER_04]: You were like, drop me off at the Metro North. [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally. [SPEAKER_01]: Literally.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like the worst ever and that guy is probably scarred. [SPEAKER_01]: We honestly sold flirtatious banter sometimes in my DMs. [SPEAKER_03]: Just not the right person, right time. [SPEAKER_01]: but maybe maybe right time, just going. [SPEAKER_01]: He's so dumb with my shit. [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, okay, yeah, we tried that. [SPEAKER_01]: No, never. [SPEAKER_03]: He found someone else to take to Connecticut that was just a willing participant.
[SPEAKER_01]: He started dating that really famous guy's boyfriend or ex-spent. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: He really, like, wow, I really missed the boat. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was like, okay, you really moved on for me quite a call. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm happy for him. [SPEAKER_03]: He deserves, he deserves that. [SPEAKER_01]: He does. [SPEAKER_03]: You deserve good things too. [SPEAKER_01]: He deserves not me for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: He deserves the way that it would make him. [SPEAKER_02]: He deserves someone who's just down to go to Connecticut. [SPEAKER_01]: You know what? [SPEAKER_01]: But that is the date that I essentially told neighbor about. [SPEAKER_01]: Is that like this guy plan this like amazing day where he like took me up to Connecticut and he had this brunch plan this hike. [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever. [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't tell him the intricate details of how I [SPEAKER_03]: How you messed it up?
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like, what other questions did he ask? [SPEAKER_01]: What else did he ask? [SPEAKER_01]: We talked a lot about work honestly because it's not that what we do is similar, but I guess we're both in tech and like he is he's kind of like building a team that does similar things what I do I guess he's kind of picking my brain about what I do. [SPEAKER_01]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which is perfect because I and he was like, oh, like sorry, we don't have to talk about work and I was like a little genome of me like my favorite topic is work. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like I actually like that's my fatal flaws and I love talking about work. [SPEAKER_03]: My dream date. [SPEAKER_01]: My date is literally talking about work. [SPEAKER_03]: Damn it. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was cool. [SPEAKER_03]: My dream date.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cute. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what is that? [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know. [SPEAKER_04]: It's from Love Island. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm have so much free time now that it's over. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I started at the other day. [SPEAKER_04]: You did. [SPEAKER_01]: The season before this season though. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, last season. [SPEAKER_04]: You asked is so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: So that's the one that I started. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't say like I haven't been able to get into it though. [SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot. [SPEAKER_04]: It takes a while for the character development for you to really get invested in the story lines. [SPEAKER_04]: But last season, there was real love to come out of it and real friendships in that cast got their own TV show. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's called like Beyond the Villa or something I need to start it. [SPEAKER_04]: But this season, there was no love basically. [SPEAKER_04]: None of them, I swear, none of them liked each other, like they all hated each other. [SPEAKER_04]: I love this one couple though, and I hope that they go the distance because this guy named Pepe and this girl Iris, and I love Amaya. [SPEAKER_04]: Amaya and Brian are cute, and then everybody else was just thirsty, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: and there was a lot of drama that happened outside like two people literally got plucked from the show in the middle of the night and taken out because of things that they had said online or things that got exposed about them while they were inside and so they literally have no access to their front or anything and then [SPEAKER_04]: come back to the real world and just see that everybody hates them. [SPEAKER_04]: I was talking about them online.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and something from their past that they were like, oh, this came back to haunt me and like the most insane way. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait, so I thought that they weren't allowed to have phones, but then and I obviously is my first time ever watching Love Island. [SPEAKER_01]: It's the season that I thought I saw them all grown with phones. [SPEAKER_04]: They have phones in there, but they're like fake phones.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get texts from the producers and they take like selfies on them and stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, I see, I see, I see. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're like disconnected from the outside world. [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting. [SPEAKER_03]: That must be nice. [SPEAKER_04]: I would go insane. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think I'd love it. [SPEAKER_03]: But I would also go insane knowing that cameras are on me, twenty four seven. [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, is it air very quickly after are they filming?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's essentially in real time. [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a one or two day lag. [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: But I've been I've been into it, but it's like [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just have no idea what's going on. [SPEAKER_04]: That's okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm really about strip sets. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I only had to like episode four or five. [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like then you're invested.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can start to know people's names. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but then I was like just super overwhelmed. [SPEAKER_01]: I had no idea of so many episodes and they're all so long. [SPEAKER_01]: Like when I saw, I was like, I think I texted the group. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, why the fuck are there? [SPEAKER_01]: Thirty-six episodes in an hour and a half. [SPEAKER_03]: I struggle with reality TV.
[SPEAKER_03]: I fully kept in the know with the love island season because I am on TikTok and everyone would just do like a deep dive on every episode and summarize it in two minutes and I'm like that's more my speed. [SPEAKER_01]: You think congratulations. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, thank you. [SPEAKER_04]: Every time you see that. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like a media scroll. [SPEAKER_01]: Did you get, did I send you guys the video of the girl who got neurobirus on the plane? [SPEAKER_01]: I, I didn't do that. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my god. [SPEAKER_04]: I sent it in the group.
[SPEAKER_01]: Katie, you need to watch this video. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you did that. [SPEAKER_04]: That was national news. [SPEAKER_04]: Like, that girl is so brave for revealing her identity to the world. [SPEAKER_04]: It might have been global news. [SPEAKER_03]: So it was when she had, there was an emergency landing. [SPEAKER_04]: She diary it all over the plane. [SPEAKER_04]: And then everybody knew, it like the world knew that this plane had to reroute its flight path and go back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was literally sobbing on my floor watching the video. [SPEAKER_04]: They almost do their destination also. [SPEAKER_04]: I think they were seven hours into the like nine hour flight and they had to go back. [SPEAKER_01]: Damn. [SPEAKER_01]: We know I don't think they had to go back but she canceled the next flight. [SPEAKER_01]: They ended up landing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that they had to go back because they couldn't bring whatever the disease was to another place so they had to go back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're a virus. [SPEAKER_04]: Is that a disease? [SPEAKER_04]: Well, they didn't know what she had. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I see. [SPEAKER_01]: I was watching this video.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was crying because I was like this was literally me and Japan like on the bullet train like I was literally having it I wasn't really like what her situation was because I couldn't stop throwing up like I didn't have like [SPEAKER_01]: her her bowel movement situation. [SPEAKER_01]: Mine was literally obnoxiously aggressively throwing up and sweating profusely, like drowning in my own sweat, like fully butt ass naked in a bullet train bathroom in Japan.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so awesome. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like actively fainting while my head is in the toilet of this bathroom. [SPEAKER_03]: So she did a tell all video three parts. [SPEAKER_03]: Three part series. [SPEAKER_03]: I hope she's making like a lot of money. [SPEAKER_03]: I hope she's in the creator fund. [SPEAKER_01]: She better. [SPEAKER_03]: And she's profiting off of these videos because you need to watch it. [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's a funny issue.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've ever seen in my entire life. [SPEAKER_01]: I was actually a tears of my eyes. [SPEAKER_03]: Does she have like a good good spirit about it? [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_04]: She's herself a bio. [SPEAKER_04]: She's actually really funny. [SPEAKER_01]: That's really funny. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'll tune in. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I think I need to wrap the date conversation. [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like how rude it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the hard pivot, but um, well, what was another question that you asked me that was interesting? [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's something like I think we finished talking about something and before we got onto the next topic is like head was why and then he turns his head to me and he is like a kind of mischievous smile on his face and he's like, so what do you want to tell me about the podcast? [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and I was, it's only a matter of time when they bring out the podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: And actually I started like dying laughing. [SPEAKER_01]: And every time I would look at him, I would just start laughing. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I wouldn't be able to say any words. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: And he's, because he's just sitting there like nodding his head like this is what he wanted to tell you with the podcast. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, wow, they don't really find out about the podcast this early in the, the situation or whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a smart guy. [SPEAKER_03]: He did some research. [SPEAKER_01]: No, he lit it. [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, yeah, I could go to. [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, and then I found all out all about Katie. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shoot. [SPEAKER_03]: I've been sucked into this too, just kidding. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, hey, I laid it all out. [SPEAKER_03]: I assumed he would have clicked on me sooner. [SPEAKER_03]: Barely doesn't care, but then creep on me.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, and now like the package just makes so much sense. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, do you get a lot of packages? [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you know, like, Katie's old neighbor is used to bully her about the packages. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you so much for saying that. [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, no, like, I don't mind at all. [SPEAKER_03]: He needs to have my back, like, if we're like, other neighbors start your packages. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm quick about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also because it's, like, so much easier to spot them in this apartment than the other one. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Because also mind you, like I said, when I was in that last apartment, so many other people had a gazillion packages as well. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, I could even see mine. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: He took note of the packages. [SPEAKER_01]: I told him that you were bullied previously for the packages and he was like, I would never do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's on your team. [SPEAKER_03]: Sweetheart. [SPEAKER_01]: And then that's like why this dynamic is so funny. [SPEAKER_01]: Because then obviously like, you know, we ended the date. [SPEAKER_01]: I immediately texted you and you and Colby. [SPEAKER_01]: And then you were like, ten minutes later, you were like, oh my god, I think I just saw him walking into the apartment building in the state. [SPEAKER_01]: Alfred, he looks so cute. [SPEAKER_03]: Jack and I were drinking wine.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, wait, I think that's him. [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, no, I know that's him. [SPEAKER_03]: We were kind of a ways away. [SPEAKER_03]: So it was hard to tell. [SPEAKER_03]: But I was like, yeah, he looks cute. [SPEAKER_03]: And then Adam out of me. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I said. [SPEAKER_01]: I did. [SPEAKER_01]: I sent a term. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I'm like, nothing is sacred anymore. [SPEAKER_01]: No, nothing's sacred.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the next morning, he literally texted me. [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, not Katie's husband interviewing me in the hallway of our building. [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, Jack comes back and he goes, I asked him about the date. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, why would you do that? [SPEAKER_03]: You were not supposed to know. [SPEAKER_03]: Mom's the word. [SPEAKER_03]: Keep it quiet. [SPEAKER_03]: No, that was funny. [SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot of dynamic is hilarious.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, okay, so I have more questions. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what have we got? [SPEAKER_03]: Following like wrapping this up. [SPEAKER_03]: Who paid? [SPEAKER_03]: How did that go? [SPEAKER_03]: I know that always stresses you out. [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't stress me out, but I'm more like, I obviously enjoy when somebody else pays for me. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I, you know, it makes me have, I'm like, it's always nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I will always like offer to pay the entire check. [SPEAKER_01]: And like, because I, you know, can afford to pay for my own drinks, but I prefer when somebody else is like, no, no, you're not paying. [SPEAKER_01]: And like, I would, that makes it. [SPEAKER_03]: It's hot. [SPEAKER_03]: It's really hot. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think it's an attractive quality. [SPEAKER_01]: And so like, he did that and I offered to pay and he was like, no, I got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's like, that's right. [SPEAKER_03]: You were like brownie points. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, that's right. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so that was lovely. [SPEAKER_01]: And then, yeah, I mean, it was like a two hour date. [SPEAKER_01]: It was like perfect timing. [SPEAKER_03]: Who? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, how would it end? [SPEAKER_03]: How was it like decided? [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we're done here. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, so that's always like interesting, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, how do we know like, okay, it's over? [SPEAKER_01]: We had two drinks. [SPEAKER_03]: Who's a Friday night? [SPEAKER_03]: So I realistically, you guys could have stayed out all night. [SPEAKER_01]: But you know what I mean, it's like we had two drinks and then he asked me if I wanted a third and I was like, I think I always seemed like a little bit too [SPEAKER_01]: Like hopefully he got my humor at that point.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, oh, no, I'm gonna be blacked out on the floor if I have a third drink and he was like, okay, that's your third. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's fair to say. [SPEAKER_01]: So I said that and he was like, okay, nope, and then the guy like the waiter came over and we'd already been there for two hours. [SPEAKER_01]: So he, I was just like, let's get the track and then we chatted for a little bit after.
[SPEAKER_01]: We paid, but then I was just like, okay, so we get out of here because I was like, I can't sit here any longer and these Victorian chairs in the wall. [SPEAKER_01]: And so then we're leaving and then I basically just like all right, like how are you getting home like I'm probably it's gonna walk and He was like I'm gonna take a bike and then walked him to the bike rock And not the bike rock Wait, I literally just realized the parallel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get like PTSD from when you got broken up now I do why is everything revolver on a bike rack? [SPEAKER_03]: No, this is good. [SPEAKER_03]: You've like reinvented the bike rack now because this is a positive memory. [SPEAKER_01]: It was a positive bike rack experience. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you hug. [SPEAKER_01]: We just, we smirched. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_01]: Quick one. [SPEAKER_01]: Quick smirch and I'll end the girl. [SPEAKER_01]: He keep me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want it. [SPEAKER_01]: So it was a bike rack that was literally in the middle of the highway.
[SPEAKER_01]: So mind you like I walked into I mean kind of like it was like one of the main roads like industry the middle perhaps yeah kind of and it was like in the middle whereas where the bike rack was and there was no sidewalk really so I literally had to like cross basically a highway to get back on to the sidewalk Okay, so like we like whatever we like hugged by and then I'm crawl like actively crossing a highway with a million cars like I'm weaving in between risking my life
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad you made it. [SPEAKER_03]: How embarrassing would it be? [SPEAKER_01]: I was just envisioning the thought in my head. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it wasn't pictureing. [SPEAKER_02]: You're getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: I was picturing like a bike. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: I was picturing like a bike. [SPEAKER_01]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_01]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_01]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_04]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_04]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car. [SPEAKER_04]: But it's really funny to picture me getting hit by a car [SPEAKER_01]: Because I mean, this is also a note joke. [SPEAKER_01]: Like cars are going like fifty miles an hour. [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm glad these that you made it across the street. [SPEAKER_01]: And you're here with us today. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm here to tell the tale. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. [SPEAKER_03]: So glad this went well. [SPEAKER_01]: I know, it was a good day. [SPEAKER_01]: And then we had some banter out after, obviously, you texted me the next morning. [SPEAKER_01]: And then he wanted to cook me dinner last night. [SPEAKER_01]: So he basically was like, when can you hang out?
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love to see you again. [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's so sweet. [SPEAKER_01]: And I have a busy work week this week. [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, I have a work happy hour on Tuesday that ends at seven, thirty, so I can do something later. [SPEAKER_01]: But otherwise, my parents are coming on Friday with my uncle for the night. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, I didn't know that. [SPEAKER_04]: That's fine. [SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't know they were coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: You didn't mention that when we literally talked about our weekend on the way here. [SPEAKER_04]: You just said that you were supposed to go to Boston and you canceled it. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I was supposed to go to Boston tomorrow. [SPEAKER_03]: Your date keeping your mother's arrival. [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, this all happened like super last minute. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so they're coming. [SPEAKER_01]: We can all get a drink with them on Friday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe like a night cab. [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get dinner in the West Village. [SPEAKER_01]: I think and then maybe we can't meet for [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, so that's going to be fun. [SPEAKER_01]: But anyways, I told him that I could either hang out like Thursday or like I'd probably have hang out next week at this point. [SPEAKER_01]: And so offered up the Tuesday night late.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so he was like, oh, like why don't you come over like, you know, the address all like cooked dinner or something like that. [SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like who you know the address you know the place you know the place and so we had originally planned for that but then basically Monday night I ended up being on calls until midnight and then I had a call at six a.m. [SPEAKER_01]: the next day and then I like went to berries had a full day yesterday because we have our sales kick off this week like everybody's kind of in town. [SPEAKER_01]: So there's just like a lot of events happening. [SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's summer. [SPEAKER_03]: It's summer like [SPEAKER_01]: Essentially when I told him it's like during the day, like texted you guys and I was like, oh, do you think it's like super rude if I cancel? [SPEAKER_01]: And you were like, no, like, protector piece. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I think it's totally fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the thing is, no one wants you to be on a date thinking to yourself like, oh, I'm so tired or I'm stressed out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you want to like find a time that works for both of you to actually be like present. [SPEAKER_04]: Especially not a second date when that's like your time to perform. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_04]: So, no, yeah, seconds. [SPEAKER_04]: Actually, like the performance review. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think the second date is more important than the first date. [SPEAKER_03]: I absolutely agree. [SPEAKER_03]: So, I feel like what you did is right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you'll find a time when you can actually focus on him. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: So basically, I was like, one, thirty p.m. [SPEAKER_01]: and I was like, I have scary. [SPEAKER_01]: He's about this. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there is no way that I'm going to be good by then. [SPEAKER_01]: Right. [SPEAKER_01]: And so I texted him and I was like, hey, literally, I hate to do this day out, but I, there's no egg new this.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so canceled, we still need to reschedule, but he, he was like literally thank God, you're canceling because I'm having a day from hell, apparently. [SPEAKER_01]: This is actually also kind of funny. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's not funny, it's pretty tragic, but also kind of funny at the same time. [SPEAKER_01]: He has this thing that plugs into your bed. [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, oh my God, I just realized that the bike rack guy also had this in his bed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know what you're talking about. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what you're talking about. [SPEAKER_01]: I forget exactly with the brand. [SPEAKER_01]: It's called it's like eight cents or something like that. [SPEAKER_04]: It's the thing Brooke was talking about. [SPEAKER_01]: I still, but it's a machine that plugs into your bed and it like sends water droplets up to the top of your mattress that basically keep the clean seven or something. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sleep.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's like sleepy. [SPEAKER_04]: I think it sounds amazing. [SPEAKER_03]: So it makes you cool when you sleep. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can set it's like a cool or hot basically. [SPEAKER_01]: And what happened to him is exploded. [SPEAKER_01]: So his apartment was like, oh my god. [SPEAKER_01]: So like flooding basically, you're not flooding like very wet.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, he was like, okay, not to worry like her apartment's like it's not dropping to the floor or something. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I mean, I'm just that sounds terrible. [SPEAKER_03]: Like I feel bad for him. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not worried about my, whatever. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, if he was like having you in the hall. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, please. [SPEAKER_01]: It's not mine. [SPEAKER_01]: True. [SPEAKER_04]: It's that it is the eight sleep pod five.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it was. [SPEAKER_04]: Pod five or yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: There's different pods. [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't want to try that. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, now I don't want to try that because clearly it doesn't sound like it's very good. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, now I'm like having PTSD flashbacks because when I slept over our bike rack guys apartment, you have a lot of people have these things. [SPEAKER_03]: My goodness.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like asleep under a rock. [SPEAKER_03]: Very luck. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, I'm also dying because I'm sure it's really expensive. [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: It sounds really nice. [SPEAKER_04]: One we were away for Margot's birthday. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, yes. [SPEAKER_04]: There's one that's thirty-two hundred, but then when you click onto the website it's double the price. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, I want to try one. [SPEAKER_03]: My bacon. [SPEAKER_03]: My bacon for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will say when I slept over bike rack guy's apartment and he had this situation. [SPEAKER_01]: Remember I told you guys his bed was like literally a cement block. [SPEAKER_01]: Like it was the worst sleep I've ever had in my entire life. [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it turned yours on. [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it's on, but he just had like I literally felt like I was sleeping on like this table. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like it's more in the mattress. [SPEAKER_03]: Like if the mat, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Some people like a firm mattress, I guess. [SPEAKER_03]: My parents love a firm mattress. [SPEAKER_03]: I need like plush. [SPEAKER_01]: I need like something in between. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I like support and like firmness, but I also like a little bit of like cushion. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Goldilocks. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, not too deep. [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard the story about it too soft. [SPEAKER_04]: This one's just right. [SPEAKER_04]: Just right.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I thought she's already my porridge. [SPEAKER_04]: There's multiple layers. [SPEAKER_04]: There's layers. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she goes on journeys of finding things that are just right. [SPEAKER_03]: Essentially breaks into this house. [SPEAKER_03]: If we're really getting down to it, Goldilocks is a con artist getting into the nitty-gritty. [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, okay, well, I'm happy the date went well. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And we're going to see each other again.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to see each other again in some way. [SPEAKER_01]: But I will say, guys, randomly, all these meet. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess that was a meet cute. [SPEAKER_01]: But then also, just like, friend of friend set ups are just like falling into my lap somehow.
[SPEAKER_01]: So excited one of our friends friends The text me so randomly that I was like I just went to this bachelor at over the weekend and I met the sky and like I think that he would kind of be perfect for you and I was like, okay, like You know, she was like that I don't know your type So like you know like let me know and I was like well let me just tell you I have quite the type and I like I'm giving her a pair of office actually and she's like oh my god like this is exactly how he was in the bachelor rat
[SPEAKER_02]: He was on the bachelor, I love that. [SPEAKER_01]: And so she sent me a picture of him and I was like, all right, he's cute. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, go ahead and if that's like his vibe and like, you know, I think he's cute. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, go ahead and send him a picture of me and like if he's interested, you can give him my number or whatever. [SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, oh, I already like waited that. [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's very interested in you and wants you on a date.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so she gave my number, he texted me yesterday and he's been texting me. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So I love that. [SPEAKER_01]: It's another one, kids. [SPEAKER_01]: So many days. [SPEAKER_03]: So little time. [SPEAKER_01]: It's which is crazy because I've been in like the biggest dry smell of my entire life. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't once lost state I even went on. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, well. [SPEAKER_03]: I know the last day.
[SPEAKER_03]: All of you have the answer to that. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, um, this is an easy one. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know what they say when it rains, it pours. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's pouring. [SPEAKER_01]: But it's raining. [SPEAKER_01]: It's raining. [SPEAKER_03]: Summer, lovin. [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's also like, not asking me on a date. [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, you know what, sir? [SPEAKER_03]: I think you prioritize.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm prioritizing neighbor because he's, he's a go-getter. [SPEAKER_01]: Neighbors, my priority. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, let me know if he, uh, cooks you dinner because I'll take the leftovers. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll bring it down, don't worry. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, please. [SPEAKER_03]: Perfect. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, do we want to do a question from the inbox that you did not do that last? [SPEAKER_01]: We sure do. [SPEAKER_03]: And we're actually doing fabulously on time, which is great.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're so timely this morning. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So I saw the subject line and I was like, I don't care if we don't have time because we just need to answer this. [SPEAKER_03]: We need to like read this. [SPEAKER_03]: So the subject line of this email is, Homemade Lubemaker came over to my apartment. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hi. [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Katie Colby and Adam. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you so much for your amazing podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys truly are my favorite part of my Friday morning. [SPEAKER_03]: Hope this doesn't sound too sappy, but in twenty twenty one when you guys started the podcast, I was in grad school overseas from the US, but from the US, sorry, I cannot read this morning. [SPEAKER_03]: I really wanted to move to New York City after graduation and listening to you guys every week. [SPEAKER_03]: Truly inspired me to go after my dreams of moving to New York City.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wanting to go out and have fun, New York City times with my friends, confidently go on dates. [SPEAKER_03]: Now after two and a half years of living here, I'm doing all of that and listening to you guys truly motivated me so much. [SPEAKER_03]: So thank you so much. [SPEAKER_03]: I wanted to share a crazy story that happened to me last summer when I was having a chaotic dating summer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sounds like Adam. [SPEAKER_03]: I not so smartly invited this bumble guy over to my apartment. [SPEAKER_03]: When he was walking up the stairs of my building, he was holding a fancy looking soap dispenser. [SPEAKER_03]: She attached a photo. [SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you it. [SPEAKER_03]: Later after we started fooling around, he told me it was his homemade lube that he makes himself. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh. [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile, he lives at home.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he definitely stole the soap dispenser from his mom and makes his own loop in his parents' kitchen. [SPEAKER_03]: Of course, no offense to anyone who makes their own loop, but him and I, we just met. [SPEAKER_03]: He also told me he used to live in an apartment with a door man and his door man once heard him having sex and told him he was good at commanding women. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God. [SPEAKER_01]: Like why? [SPEAKER_01]: This is scared me. [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, like a strange thing to bring up on the first hang. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you think. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know anyway, the hangout ended with him criticizing the hair I had on my body. [SPEAKER_03]: I shaved and charred. [SPEAKER_03]: Showered and shaved everything right before he arrived, but apparently it wasn't up to his standards. [SPEAKER_03]: What a jerk.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I told him to leave after the shaving insult and needless to say I didn't talk to him again, but the homemade lube dispenser tail lives on to this day because my friends and I still joke about it. [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, thought I'd share a crazy story and so sorry, this is long. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me show you the picture. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: That's so terrifying. [SPEAKER_01]: I know. [SPEAKER_01]: He's a serial killer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, nothing would make me drier than somebody being like, oh, I made this. [SPEAKER_03]: This is like one of those soap dispensers that like your mom has in your your bathroom at home because you like pour your whatever soap you want into it. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a brass dispenser. [SPEAKER_01]: We did first like I'm so blind. [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the top love said the way they and I was like, I think he just bought a little way they looped his mother.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that says lows. [SPEAKER_03]: My dear. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, lows. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I want a Louis Vuitton. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a little different than Louis Vuitton, but... Also, what do we hear comment about? [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, my, do you say it's super? [SPEAKER_01]: Or romantic women? [SPEAKER_04]: Or romantic women? [SPEAKER_01]: My door man said I'm really good at commanding women, that's so strange.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, did you talk about the other women that you've been with when we're hooking up? [SPEAKER_01]: And how you commanded them? [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, things. [SPEAKER_03]: No, people who make sex, they're full personality really freak me out. [SPEAKER_03]: So it's so scary. [SPEAKER_03]: There's some guys that are overly sexual to the point where I'm like, this is like a main part of your personality. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not liking that about you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I don't like that. [SPEAKER_03]: About you. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's weird. [SPEAKER_01]: We're trade for sure. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I would say too on dating apps sometimes there are people that are very sex-forward but at least they're clear with their intentions that you can kind of avoid them. [SPEAKER_04]: This seems like a sneak attack with the loop in hand at his arrival. [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting that he's on bumble.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think this kind of guy wouldn't be on bumble. [SPEAKER_01]: I also didn't even heard a bumble being a thing in forever. [SPEAKER_03]: He'd be like Tinder, but one more so saying like he wouldn't want the girl to make the first move, you know? [SPEAKER_03]: They're certain guys that would never be on Bumble because they would be like, no, I'm not letting the girl make the first move. [SPEAKER_01]: He's a commander.
[SPEAKER_04]: He commands women, but he wants a woman who makes the first move. [SPEAKER_03]: No, but the criticizing of the body hair. [SPEAKER_03]: Tells me everything I need to know about this man like he is he's scum insecure. [SPEAKER_01]: We are not into it. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a freak the homemade loop. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think's in it? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: What's in what would a homemade loop consist of?
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope it's like high-quality water by you. [SPEAKER_01]: I hope it's water based. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah [SPEAKER_01]: But if it's like, oh, actually, how do you even make loot? [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's, ugh, gelatinous. [SPEAKER_01]: I was about to say. [SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny. [SPEAKER_01]: So when Naper was asking me what he should be cooking for dinner.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, I was like, well, the thing only things I don't like are avocados, grease, anything gelatinous, or other offensively textured items. [SPEAKER_01]: And then what else is it? [SPEAKER_04]: So no flon for me. [SPEAKER_04]: No, I hate flon. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even think about a gelatinous texture item. [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like that's so specific. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: You don't like avocados?
[SPEAKER_01]: No. [SPEAKER_01]: I like them when they're in like specific format. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't mind guac, but I don't like like a slice of apk. [SPEAKER_04]: It's the texture. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even think about it. [SPEAKER_01]: I just had shivers. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I just find the interesting because I don't either. [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't need guac mole either. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't mind guacamole. [SPEAKER_01]: I love guac.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't look like I don't like chunks in guac. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I needed to be like pretty decently pulverized. [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, I kind of agree. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of agree. [SPEAKER_01]: Thinking about my tea. [SPEAKER_01]: But you know avocado and it's freaking me out. [SPEAKER_04]: I'll sound like about it. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm so shocked that you don't like avocado toast. [SPEAKER_01]: Like if that might be fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's not like very preferred item because like if it's mashed up, I feel like it's okay. [SPEAKER_03]: If it's a certain texture on the toast, you're good. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if it's like really mashed, then it's fine. [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting. [SPEAKER_01]: Like that doesn't freak me out. [SPEAKER_03]: But you like cottage cheese, obviously. [SPEAKER_01]: I like, but I only whipped cottage cheese, like I don't like curds.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I only eat the friendship whip cottage cheese. [SPEAKER_01]: I love cottage cheese. [SPEAKER_01]: I love a small curd. [SPEAKER_01]: Whenever I get like a curd cottage cheese, I take a pulverizer to it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's really strange, you know that right? [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's strange. [SPEAKER_01]: It's very strange. [SPEAKER_01]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: I love a card. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even need that because I know that there were once cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just the term card isn't it? [SPEAKER_03]: They need a rebrand. [SPEAKER_01]: They really don't. [SPEAKER_03]: Come on. [SPEAKER_03]: You couldn't come up with a better name. [SPEAKER_03]: Cards. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's her name. [SPEAKER_03]: She's curds. [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the loop story was crazy. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, thanks for listening everyone. [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's all we have time for today girls with that. [SPEAKER_03]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we've really just packed in a lot. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I can even live we talk for an hour. [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you're one by so fast. [SPEAKER_02]: Time flies when you're having fun with your friends. [SPEAKER_01]: And with that, it's been fun. [SPEAKER_01]: Love you. [SPEAKER_01]: See ya. [SPEAKER_01]: Bye. [SPEAKER_01]: Bye. [SPEAKER_02]: Homemade Lube. [SPEAKER_01]: What a concept. [SPEAKER_02]: Crazy.