Throw Human Shit At Judge Judy's Back
Hey everyone, throw human shit at Judge Judy's back OK? And there's a story and a prank call too... sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 21, 2019•41 min•Season 1Ep. 33
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Marty and Michael
The first podcast of the comedy duo Marty and Michael.
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Episodes
Cock Blocking Our Mates!
This week we tell some cheeky stories about how we used to cock block our mates and Marty also does a prank call where we pretends to be allergic to everything. It's soooo funny hey, hahaha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 14, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Wild Camping Stories!
This week we talk about some of the crazy things we've done while camping and Marty prank calls Dominos and cannot stop talking about himself. It's so funny hey - seriously, it's like so cheeky hahahaha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 08, 2019•36 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Drunk Prank Call and Matt Brown Special Guest!
This week we finally get Matt Brown on as a guest and Marty pretends to be drunk as he orders pizza from Dominos. It's the best - you're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 30, 2019•48 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Our Worst Podcast EVER!
This podcast is so shit. We were really flat, tired, and sick with no energy. This is just something that happens when you make weekly podcasts... sometimes they will be affected by our health. You can't expect us to be healthy every single week... I'm sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 23, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Michael's "Boyfriend" Special Guest!
This week, we get a very special guest on. He's filmed for the biggest names in social media and he's also dating Michael! For the prank call Marty just acts very weird which is funny, and there's also heaps of other funny stuff ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 16, 2019•47 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Our Craziest Ghost Stories!
This week we talk about our craziest real life ghost stories, as well as a prank call where Marty sets up a meeting at dominos with a health and safety officer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 09, 2019•48 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Michael's First Time Pissing Himself
This week we tell the story of the first time Michael drank so much that he passed out and pissed himself. We also do a prank call where Marty swears excessively while ordering food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 03, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Jackson O'Doherty Special Guest Episode!
This week we finally get our very good friend Jackson O'Doherty on to talk about some really gross stuff and we also do a super funny prank call where Marty has to insert the words that Michael gives him into conversation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 27, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Aggressively Disagreeing With Dominos Employee Prank Call
This week we get our friend and fellow content creator Nigel Munt on the show to talk about his life after social media, as well as one of our best prank calls yet where Marty disagrees with everything the Dominos employee has to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 21, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Michael Gives Himself a Money Shot?
This week we talk about the time Michael gave himself a money shot to shock some people, and we also re-do the turning into a cat prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 12, 2019•26 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Trying To Sell Drugs To Dominos Employee Prank Call!
This week we talk about the time we did pingers for the first time and we also try and sell drugs to the dominos employee in one of our cheekiest prank calls yet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 05, 2019•32 min•Season 1Ep. 22
The Crazy Stuff We Used To Do At Parties!
This week we talk about all the crazy things we used to do at parties when we were younger, and we do a pretty offensive prank call... sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 29, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Michael's Unique Party Tricks and Flirting With Domino's Employees!
This week we talk about Michael's unique "party tricks" and Marty tries to set up a date with the Dominos employee taking his order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 23, 2019•41 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Our First Guest On The Show!
This week we have our first guest on the show - Conor from the YouTube channel Crackermilk! Then we pretend to be a really arrogant influencer in the prank call... it's disgusting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 15, 2019•46 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Calling In Sick To Work Prank Call!
This week we discuss many things including our behaviour when we used to be tennis coaches full time. We also prank call dominos pretending to be an employee calling in sick. Great work us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 08, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Tourettes Prank Call!
This week we talk about our favourite brawl that we've been involved in as well as we do a prank call where Marty pretends to have Tourettes... hilarious. We're the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 01, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Our Most Insane Story EVER!
This week we tell our most insane story yet... we seriously thought about not even uploading it. It's pretty messed up. We also do a prank call where Marty pretends to be giving birth while ordering food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 26, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Turning Into A DOG Prank Call!
This week we tell the story of how we used to pretend to be a famous band to get girls when we were younger, and we pretend to turn into a dog during our weekly prank call. Great episode. The best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 17, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 15
The Time We Got Naked In Public In Barcelona
This week we tell the story of how there's a legal loophole in Barcelona which allows you to get naked in public legally. We also do a funny prank call where Marty pretends to be super sick! Plus more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 10, 2019•43 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Playing Porn Super Loud Prank Call!
This week we tell the story of how we got driven home by a drunk drug dealer, and we make a prank call while playing porn incredibly loudly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 03, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Messed Up Childhood Stories
This week we talk about how we were as kids and some messed up stories from our childhood, as well as Marty abusing Michael while he tries to order food in another classic prank call. We also talk about people in social media and why we're frustrated with some of them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 27, 2019•43 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Our Worst Holiday Ever!
This week to talk about our super bad holiday in Bali, we answer some more questions from fans and of course we prank call a new pizza place and it gets weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 20, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 11
The Time Michael Got Marty Arrested
This week we answer some really common fan questions, as well as tell the story of the time Michael got Marty arrested... oh and the prank call this week is Marty aggressively sobbing while ordering food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 10
When Marty and Michael First Got Drunk Together
We talk about our previous week, as well as tell the story of Michael's drinking initiation when he met Marty's friends. Also another prank call but I think they're starting to catch on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 06, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 9
We got demonetised and now we're poor again...
We talk about how we got demonetised as well as talking about becoming famous when we were little... then one of the weirdest prank calls ever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 29, 2019•41 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Why we HATE DJ's!
This week, we accidentally smoked weed right before we started recording the podcast but we get through some Q&A questions, talk about our recent club appearance and we play a very fun prank call game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 22, 2019•33 min•Season 1Ep. 7
We took over a Thai Strip show.
In episode 6 we have abandoned the comment reading and start answering questions from our fans. We also talk about the time we got naked in Thailand and took over a ping pong show, as well as our best prank call so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 15, 2019•33 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Turning Into Cat Prank Call
This episode we talk about some of our more disgusting stories involving urine, as well as get passionate about some news headlines and then Marty turns into a cat while calling dominos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 08, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 5
We watched a man die!
This week we go through some more comments, tell an old travel story where we saw a man get shot, then prank call dominos while eating really crunchy food. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 01, 2019•35 min•Season 1Ep. 4
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