This week, Chris, Carl and myself discuss modern technology and social media. We really don't need our washing machine to have 200 different settings. And Facebook has it's good and bad points. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
I'm appalled at an article I read in the news this week that some of the top British companies have been warned that they do not have enough women in high ranking positions. And that they should hire more women to balance things out. This is entirely discriminatory towards men. I would employ the best people for the roles regardless of what gender they are. If they are all women or all men, then so be it. What a load of utter nonsense. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in...
In this episode, I have Carl on the phone to discuss something I saw on Twitter yesterday. There was a video showing a pub full of people enjoying themselves in Ireland and a lot of care workers and nursing staff were getting quite upset about it. They are working around the clock trying to contain and deal with the Coronavirus and yet people are ignoring the governments' advice regarding social distancing. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support th...
I'm really annoyed at my mates attitude towards other people. The government are advising that if you have a fever or a persistent cough to self isolate for a week. He's got a terrible cough but is going to continue to go to work. How can anyone be so selfish? Italy is in lockdown and they've advised people to self isolate. And if you don't you may get fined or face criminal charges. Good! Lock them all up to save us decent people. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the...
I went to seven differet shops trying to find some of that sanitizer gel in a little plastic bottle that I can keep in my pocket to protect myself from all the dirty bastards that don't wash their hands after using the toilet. What is wrong with people? This is why people end up getting ill and catching colds and influenza. And you thought vegans were awful people. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWor...
So Tommy Robinson has been arrested for assaulting a guy at Centre Parks. But there's more to this than meets the eye. The British press didn't report that he was trying to detain someone who had allegedly asaulted his 8 year old daughter. Then there's Tommy's idiot supporters claiming that he was arrested for detaining an immigrant Pedo. They have no idea if he was an immigrant or not and the guy is innocent until proven guilty. However, he sounds guilty to me. We've now started a Patreon page ...
Chris is upset that he can't afford to save for a house at the same time as paying rent. Carl and I try to put him straight but as usual Chris won't listen. He's adamant that it's all the fault of the banks and the government. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
It's me, Carl and Chris again this week. We discuss movies. I think they should have stopped after the first three Star Wars movies. Also I look a good musical. Hugh Jackman is a superb singist and is amazing in whatever movie he's in. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Chris, Carl and I discuss the Coronavirus which allegedly came about because some Chinese people ate raw bats. We also discuss who will be the next American President. Kanye has dropped out. That nice Mr Trump may win again. He only had to beat the devil last time (Hilary) but this year he may have more competition. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast...
Chris is back! So this week I expain to him and Carl about my recent alien abduction in the middle of the night where I woke up with the back of my hand stinging and a chunk taken out of it. And from that moment on, the Basal Cell Carcinoma that I had on my nose got smaller and smaller and has now practically disappeared. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast...
It's just me and Carl this week and we discuss the fact that the US Navy have finally admitted that UFO's are a real thing. We also talk about going to Mars. Im not going as I'll just moan about everything all the way there and probably get thrown out of an air lock by my colleagues. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast...
This week Carl and I discuss the Iran Vs USA crisis but eventually realise we can't fix it. So we move on to the growing problem of the expanding global population. Carl has got this one properly sorted. Gladitorial games for prisoners. Throw 20 of them into the ring at a time and the last man standing gets to live a normal prisoner life locked up in a cell as his reward. This will save 95% of the cost of keeping prisoners and cut down on the population. The TV rights would also bring in an enor...
This week Carl and I discuss New Year's resolutions and our impending failures. We also chat about the movie awards ceremonies gong on at this time of year. I don't really watch them anymore since these pampered celebrities started using them as an opportunity to criticise that lovely Mr Trump. Let's talk about movie successes, not politics. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast...
Carl and I discuss Invasion Planet Earth which is a new sci-fi movie written and produced by Simon Cox. Its the best terrible movie we have ever seen. Initially I thought it was terrible but that's because I'd previously been watching big budget Hollywood movies. However although this has been a 17 year project for Simon, produced on a low crowdfunded budget, it's actually a hell of an achievement. We have both now become big fans of this movie and are buying the merchandise to show our support....
It's just me, Chris and Carl today and this a bit more serious than the normal podcast. We live in the UK and all agree that the National Health Service is a wonderful thing, but it's massively underfunded and failing miserably. We don't think it should really be run by a private company otherwise it will be all about profits and we'll end up with a system like the Americans have where only the wealthy can get proper treatment. However, we do agree that corporate sponsorships could be the way to...
Laura would pimp out her kids for the money. Yes it's true! Me, Carl and Chris chat to Laura about prostitution. She would quite happily help her children have a career in prostitution if that's what they wanted to do. I asked the question 'What if they were munters and too ugly to be prostitutes?' Laura explained that if that were the case then they would have to study to become scientists and doctors. This obviously means that you would only work in the science field if you were too ugly to be...
It's me, Laura, Chris and Carl this week. I get a bit arsey about everyone on Twitter getting offended over absolutely anything. It's ridiculous! There was outrage because Dirty Don (Trump) used the word 'lynching'. People were listing names of black people that were lynched back in the 1900's. And Paul Hollywood got shouted at for referring to a pile of iced buns as 'diabetes on a plate'. What the hell is wrong with people? At this rate nobody will want to say anything for fear of offending the...
Well this is a weird one. Me, Carl, Chris and Laura start off the conversation talking about conspiracy theories and how the American government killed their own people. We ended up trying to educate Chris that it's not ok to stand naked in the window, even if it is in your own house. Chris is adamant that he should be able to do what he wants in the privacy of his own home. We agree but if he keeps the curtains open whilst exposing his bits then it's not private any more. As usual he's heavily ...
Carl, Chris and me talk about irrational fears. Do they make sense? Can we do anything about them? Both Carl and I are terrified of spiders. Carl tells us how he recently found one in the sink and went off to boil the kettle to give it a hot bath. And what about heights? Should be be scared of heights if we descended from primates and spent our early years climbing trees? We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/M...
It's just me Chris and Carl this week and we talk about animal testing. Should it be allowed? What's the alternative? We all seemed to agree that we could stop testing on animals and start testing on prisoners convicted of awful crimes. And before the snowflakes get all triggered about human rights, if someone shows no respect for another persons human rights then they don't deserve to have any themselves. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the...
It's a full house today. Me, Carl, Chris and Laura talk about addictions. There's a guy in America (of course) that's addicted to plastic surgery. He's had all his face done as well as shoulder implants, pectoral implants and who knows what else. He looks ridiculous!. Are any addictions good for you? Well possibly going to the gym and working out is, for health reasons, but as soon as piling on muscle becomes an addiction that can lead to all sorts of dangerous things such as taking steroids. We...
Me, Carl and Laura are in the studio and Chris phones in from Her Majesty's Prison Belmarsh to give his opinion on the latest movie version of Aladdin. Us normals thought it was a good film but the snowflake didn't like it. Considering it was directed by Guy Ritchie I was expecting lots of swearing, crazy Russians and an assortment of pikeys. However, it turned out to be good old family fun. What a let down. Maybe Tarantino should direct the next Disney classic. We've now started a Patreon page ...
Laura, Carl and myself discuss cults. What's the attraction? Are people looking for somewhere to belong? It's a strange topic. Carl talks about Jonestown and the 918 people that died. Some were murdered and some committed suicide. About a third of that number were children. How would you go about even starting a cult? Adverts in the paper? Recruitment drive? Or just preying on lost and vulnerable people? We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the p...
Me, Carl and Laura discuss equality in all it's shapes and forms. But specifically in the workplace. I have to agree that if ten people are doing exactly the same role then they should be paid exactly the same wage, regardless of whether they are men, women, black, white, disabled or a dwarf. Although the dwarf wouldn't really need as much money as they probably eat less and need smaller houses. I do have a strong opinion on men becoming women and then competing in women's sports. That's just lu...
It's me Carl and Laura again. Carl wants to talk about what's happening with our online data. We've all seen that documentary 'The Great Hack' where Cambridge Analytica helped themselves to everyone's data via Facebook. How did they get away with it for so long? But what's more worrying is how much power all that data gave them. They were running successful campaigns and basically brainwashing people to make certain decision, which is how we ended up with Trump. We've now started a Patreon page ...
So today me, Carl and our new co-host Laura talk about destiny and free will. Are our lives already planned out or are they affected by the decisions we make? Personally I can't see how it can just be either one or the other. Surely it has to be a mixture of both, but the only way that makes any sense is if we are living in a simulation where the parameters are set and we just make small adjustments ourselves. I didn't really want to go down the 'living in a simulation' rabbit hole again but how...
I had a question for Carl and Chris this week. What would they do if they came outside in the morning and there was a bloody great big spaceship just parked there in the sky. You know, like the beginning of Independence Day. Carl is arming himself to the teeth and going into full Rambo mode. Chris would just be gobsmacked and I'd be pointing in everyone's face shouting 'See, I told you!'. In all seriousness though I think society would fall to pieces instantly with everyone panicking. Nobody wou...
This week Carl, Chris and I discuss whether serial killers are born bonkers or are they victims of their environment from a young age. Being a killer doesn't seem hereditary. Also we decide that University is a waste of time. Get a job and study part time. That's the only thing that makes sense to me. Though to be fair I did miss out on all those years of debauchery, drugs and alcohol so I don't really know what I've missed. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the commun...
This week, Carl, Chris and myself catch up on my latest doctor visits and results. We also talk about carrying weapons for self defence but Carl has no need for one as he's mainly the attacker in these situations but having a taser would be a great laugh at parties. And Chris has had 5 or 6 people recently telling him that he's giving off a gay vibe. Maybe our suspicions are correct. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.p...
I'm not much help in this podcast. We talk about Brexit and the possibility of Bonking Boris becoming the new Prime Minister. And why not? America has their own comedy leader and Ukraine's next president is actually a real comedian. Chris suggests we should be buddying up with the Chinese as they are likely to end up as the most powerful nation. I'll be ok then as I've spent a fortune in The Golden Bowl over the years. Not so much lately though. The portions are not as big as they used to be. We...
