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March Bradness

Hannah Skibbe & Sarah Bakerwww.marchbradness.net
Welcome to March Bradness – the world's only March Madness style, Brad Pitt themed podcast. We're pitting every single Brad Pitt movie against one another in a quest to find the ultimate Brad. Movies are judged based on Brad content alone, so this is anyone's game. Will Happy Feet Two win? Join creators Hannah Skibbe & Sarah Baker and a rotating cast of guest stars as we dig deep in a quest to find the Ultimate Brad.

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Episodes

Fight Club vs Johnny Suede

In our SEASON FINALE, Tyler Duden goes up against Johnny Suede in a battle of the Chads!! Is Fight Club... good? Will Hannah & Sarah get to screen Voyage of Time at Brad Pitt's house? Why did a male model tell Hannah to go f*** herself? We have answers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 19, 201943 min

Fury vs Ocean's Twelve

This week Hannah and Sarah take on the only two genres of Male Friendship: War and Heists. Plus -- what IS Bradness? What could the final Pitting be? And what are the girls doing with their one wild and precious life? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 05, 201950 min

12 Monkeys vs The Assassination of Jesse James

FINALLY... some heavy hitters. Listen as we knock 'em out of the park with the help of special guest Brittney Eisnor, who ALSO watched every single Brad Pitt movie. Will Brad lead the Army of the 12 Monkeys into victory, or will famous outlaw Jesse James outdraw him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 14, 201944 min

Troy vs Ocean's Eleven

In need of a last minute costume this year? Listen no further, Sarah and Hannah have all your Brad based costumes covered! Plus -- beauty vs. wit on this week's Pitting. Will Rusty find Achilles' heel? Or will that beautiful pout win again? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 201942 min

Happy Feet Two vs The Mexican

Penguins on a quest to save the world. A man on a quest to get a cursed gun. Two journeys, one Brad. Topics include: J.K. Simmons' meaty thighs on a toilet. The ethical horrors of baby penguins singing "SexyBack". It's all here, folks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 17, 201933 min

Ad Astra

This week, Sarah and Hannah take on Brad Pitt's latest ventures -- space, isolation, and dads. Listen as they search for Bradness in deep space, talk about what it means to be a man, and pitch an idea for a spinoff. PLUS -- Tommy Lee Jones, esteemed character actor, viral marketing sensation, or both? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 03, 201930 min

Snatch vs World War Z

This week the girls have to make some tough choices when they're tasked with judging Snatch and World War Z. Will charismatic Irish Brad fight his way to the top? Or will ex-UN-slash-zombie hunter Gerry live to see another day? Find out on this week's episode of March Bradness! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 19, 201947 min

Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs Across the Tracks

This week: The iconic and polished, yet kinda-boring Brad of Mr. and Mrs. Smith goes head to head against the delightfully unrefined tenacity of Across the Tracks Brad. It's the after-school-special of your dreams versus super-sexy-spies. This match will test our hosts as they struggle to determine... which is the better Brad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 05, 201937 min

Burn after Reading vs Moneyball

It's our first pitting of the season– and it's a big one. Fan favorite Burn After Reading goes after math-slash-baseball-nerd favorite Moneyball. Who will come out the victor?! Plus... acceptable first date topics. The care and keeping of Brad Pitt voodoo dolls. And more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 201939 min

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

We're BACK, baby!!! In our season premiere, Hannah & Sarah talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. What's the deal with Tarantino? Was that really Brad's divorce trailer? Does Brad know how to drive? Answers to these burning questions, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 08, 201943 minSeason 3Ep. 1

The Mexican vs Inglourious Basterds

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Inglourious Basterds makes a triumphant return to the bracket. Can Lt. Aldo Raine scalp his way to victory? Or does Jerry Welbach have some tricks up his many, many sleeves? Find out on the SEASON TWO FINALE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 201842 min

12 Years a Slave vs Mr. and Mrs. Smith

It's official: Hannah and Sarah have now officially seen EVERY Brad Pitt movie. But they're not the only ones. This week, they talk about Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs 12 Years a Slave while joined by special guest Brittney Eisnor, who has ALSO seen every single Brad Pitt movie. This may be the largest amount of Brad Pitt experts in one room. Plus: The Brad Pitt cinematic universe? Is Brad Pitt into pegging? And which movie should we bring back for our final episode?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Aug 08, 201839 min

The Big Short vs Happy Feet 2

Remember the 2008 financial crisis and how it started, or were you also just a kid? Well uggo Brad is here to explain it to you in The Big Short. Plus, the return of Will the Krill and the premature demise of Hannah and Sarah's friendship Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 201831 min

Babel vs Snatch

This week -- can Brad crying on the phone in Babel manage to save him for another round?? Or will he find victory through his Irish accent in Snatch? It's bareknuckle boxing champion vs Sad Dad this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 201827 min

Tree of Life vs Troy

Bad-Dad Brad stars in an existential slog of a film in Tree of Life. He wears a skirt and kills some people in Troy! Both movies are 3 hours long, but Hannah & Sarah slog it out to deliver you a winner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 201837 min

Tree of Life vs Troy

Bad-Dad Brad stars in an existential slog of a film in Tree of Life. He wears a skirt and kills some people in Troy. Both movies are 3 hours long. It's midnight and families are being ripped apart at the border so I can't think of what else to write. https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/bondfund Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 201837 min

LIVE - Megamind vs The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Megamind has a big head. You know who else has a big head? Jesse James of "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford". Brad Pitt is in both of these movies – and he does a pretty darn good job in each one, if we're being honest. But there's no room for ties in March Bradness. The scorecards will determine all. This episode was recorded live from Brooklyn. Promise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 06, 201829 min

The Favor vs Ocean's Eleven

Hot baby Brad and his cool, back-in-style glasses are back. You know who else is back? Rusty. You know the deal.... one will win. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 201833 min

Killing them Softly vs Burn After Reading

Remember the 2008 Financial Crisis? Well this week, Brad takes it on... with a GUN. Plus -- the foibles of the Bush Administration, and disaster strikes Hannah's life in the shape of a ham sandwich. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 09, 201827 min

Is Brad Pitt Dating an MIT Professor?!

This week... some juicy gossip. Is Brad Pitt dating Neri Oxman, an architect, designer and MIT professor?? Brad Pitt experts Hannah and Sarah weigh in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 201813 min

Thelma & Louise vs Fury

This week, the sun is out in New York. This absolutely does not influence Hannah & Sarah's in-depth analysis of Brad Pitt's roles as JD in Thelma & Louise, and War Daddy in Fury. We VERY SERIOUSLY and VERY METICULOUSLY compare these two films, like you've come to expect from this peer reviewed, scholarly podcast. The fact that this episode is 25 minutes long instead of the usual 45-60 does not reflect on the fact that the sun is out. It reflects on our superior editing skills. Thank you....

Apr 18, 201826 min

All the Pretty Horses

All the Pretty Horses is a novel written by Cormac McCarthy about a young Texas ranch hand. It's also an audiobook – and guess who narrated it. No, it's not Matt Damon (although he did star in the movie). No, it's not Obama (good guess). Alright, we'll just tell you. It's a young, scrappy, straight-outta-the-wild-west... Brad Pitt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 11, 201817 min

Across the Tracks vs Cutting Class

Get ready for our youngest, fastest pitting yet. Brad Pitt in Across the Tracks just wants to get a track scholarship to Stanford. Brad Pitt in Cutting Class wears double collars and just wants to make out with his girlfriend. Both face obstacles – some more deadly than others. Meanwhile, Hannah gets a text from her dental hygienist, and Sarah spends a lot of time cackling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 04, 201834 min

Is Brad Pitt Celibate?

Word on the street is that Tiffany Haddish met Brad Pitt in an elevator, where he told her he's taking a year-long vow of celibacy. Is it true?? Could it be?? Resident Brad experts Hannah & Sarah weigh in. Plus... World of Warcraft? Can monks jerk off? And other important questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 201815 min

Kalifornia vs Fight Club

It's here... it's sweaty... it's got no shirt on... it's Brad Pitt in Fight Club. It's ALSO Brad Pitt in Kalifornia. Tyler Durden goes up against Earl the serial killer in a battle of the Brad's. We hope you're ready to find out the winner – and this time, we have scorecards, so it's official. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 201836 min

NEW RULES!

Folks... we're about to shake things up a bit. After a bit of advice from friend-of-the-show Alex Blumberg, we're making things official with scorecards. Are we finally defining Bradness? Will Brad's butt have an effect on the final decision? The answers... may surprise you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 201811 min

True Romance vs Johnny Suede

Johnny Suede goes up against True Romance in a battle of the slackers. In Johnny Suede, Brad Pitt stars as a struggling musician who just can’t get his act together despite his perfectly coiffed hair. In True Romance, Brad appears as a well-meaning stoner who keeps wrecking everyone’s plans. Only one will bumble his way to the finish line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 07, 201834 min

Brad Bite: What Kind of Frog Would Brad Pitt Be?

We made this joke last week – and as you know, we're VERY dedicated to following through on jokes. It's why this podcast exists. So join us this week we ponder the question: If Brad Pitt was a frog, kind of frog would he be? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 201811 min

Happy Together vs Twelve Monkeys

It's Patrick Dempsey madness this week on March Bradness. Is he McDreamy or McSteamy? Is Sarah a massive Drarry shipper? How many monkeys are even in Twelve Monkeys? Plus – we talk about Brad Pitt a little. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 21, 201845 min

Brad Bite: Pringles vs Chanel No. 5

It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear... dreams take over. That's right... we're talking about Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 ad. And we're pitting it against his Pringles commercial – because why not? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 201815 min
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